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Home and Away 8585 25th September 2025
,Home and Away 8586 29th September 2025
,Home and Away
,Home and Away 8586 29th September 2025
,Home and Away
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00:00Closer each day, I'm in no way
00:06Hey John, um, we need to talk.
00:11I read Cashew's vows.
00:13You don't.
00:13No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?
00:15They are bad.
00:16They are really, really bad.
00:18E is for eternity.
00:20Yeah.
00:21D is for diamond.
00:22Please stop, it's even worse when I hear it out loud.
00:25Well at least they're interesting.
00:26This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
00:30Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
00:32His future bride.
00:32You're gonna be a dad.
00:38We cannot make today about us, this is Cashew's needance day.
00:40Yeah, we just don't tell anyone.
00:42No one.
00:42For now.
00:43Get in the car.
00:44Oh, okay, we sort of discussed this, didn't we?
00:46We said no parties?
00:47No, you said we did.
00:48Your plan B.
00:49Well, this is impressive.
00:50Margarita?
00:51Oh, yes, please.
00:52Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
00:53No speeches, no expectations.
00:54Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.
01:00I was looking forward to an underground whiskey bar in the city like the old days.
01:08I know, but you're all loved up now.
01:10Your days of pretending to be a player are long gone.
01:13Oh, I'm coupled up, but it wouldn't stop me from wingmanning my sad, sorry, lonely best buddy, would it?
01:17The day I need you to be my wingman is the day I'm going to hang on my spurs.
01:20All right, cowboy.
01:21Boys, boys, boys, ready for the big party?
01:25Yeah, so excited.
01:27Come on.
01:28Abby said that's what Eden and Cash wanted.
01:30Yeah, we're heading there now if you guys want a lift.
01:31Yeah, I've just got to go to Seoul and grab something and drink.
01:33Remy, we have enough alcohol.
01:35Yeah, but I was going to take it easy and drink.
01:37Oh, I've got no alcoholic.
01:38Oh, wow, that's going to be the most fun Bucks, Hens thing in the world.
01:41Okay, stop, Hugh.
01:42Stop prejudging.
01:44Okay, fine.
01:45But if it turns into one of those boring barbecues, promise me one of you two will be the stripper.
01:50It's like it's Mac.
01:52Right, I'm going to pick up Dana.
01:53You're good for a lift.
01:54I'll see you later.
01:55Bye.
01:57Could I get the alcohol over to the cocktail bars and the fruit into the kitchen?
02:01Okay.
02:03How do we pull this off in such short notice?
02:05Because we are smart, resourceful, and knowing the owner of a restaurant can't hurt.
02:09Cheers to that.
02:10Cheers.
02:10You know what, it kind of sucks that I can't do any of the games that I've played.
02:14I don't see why we can't.
02:15Oh, oh, you want to play Fin the Tail on the Donkey?
02:17Yeah, sounds tame enough.
02:19Yeah, except the donkey is a Photoshop picture of Cash, and we're not exactly pinning a tail on him.
02:23You still want to play?
02:24Let's play.
02:25No, no, I'm good.
02:33Hey, are you sure that this isn't too tame?
02:36I told you, and love it.
02:38Okay, good, because you're not allowed to have a care in the world tonight.
02:41Oh, they're here!
02:42Here we go!
02:44Oh, champagne!
02:48Guys, this is a great setup.
02:50Yeah.
02:50It's good, eh?
02:51This is so much better than some expensive bar in the city, right?
02:53Yeah, come on.
02:55Is Z drinking for both of you two?
02:57No, I am more than happy sorting out the music and never finding out what a hangover feels like.
03:01The key to sorting out a hangover is facing yourself to begin with.
03:04I will quote you on that in the morning.
03:05Where's your better half?
03:06Mate, how many of you had to drink?
03:08Maybe you ended things ages.
03:09Sunny, I'm talking about sunny, mate.
03:10Ha ha!
03:11You'll be here soon, right?
03:13So are you sure doing the bucks and the hens together is a good idea?
03:17Oh, it's always the hens that gets out of control in the end.
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:21You and Mike have done an amazing job, especially in her condition.
03:24Hey, keep your voice coming.
03:25Relax!
03:26It's only close friends coming.
03:27Everyone understand your situation?
03:29Yeah, come on.
03:34What is going on?
03:36Look, I'm not opposed to you, no one.
03:38We're just keeping it under wraps from now, okay?
03:40Okay, we could have told us that the other day.
03:42Sorry?
03:43You told us about the implantation, remember?
03:45The implantation, yes.
03:47I did tell you about that.
03:48Wait.
03:50Did it work?
03:50Is Mac pregnant?
03:54Don't keep me in suspense.
03:56Yes, she's pregnant.
03:57Yes.
03:58Oh, it's not for you.
04:00You both deserve this.
04:01Why didn't you just say that?
04:03Because this is your day, and I didn't want to look at the wedding, sir.
04:06I'll ask if I care about that.
04:07Just keep it under wraps.
04:08Yes.
04:09Yes, of course.
04:10Can you find me the last time our family had so much to celebrate?
04:18Whoa.
04:18How stunning does my sister look?
04:20Yeah, when I saw that outfit, I wondered how I got so lucky.
04:23Then I looked in the mirror, and it all became clear.
04:26You two must be happy it's a joint party now.
04:28Absolutely.
04:29I love celebrating with my handsome boyfriend.
04:31Yeah.
04:32I hate to break it to you, though.
04:32It's going to be lamer than a year seven disco.
04:34The last Bucks Night I attended, the cops came after we all stripped off.
04:37I've gone as a person since then, though.
04:40Yeah, have you?
04:41Hey.
04:42Don't you have to rush home and get changed for the party?
04:44Oh, I'm not going anymore.
04:45I'm on call at the hospital.
04:46You're back at work?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah, well, I fully recovered, so...
04:49Oh, I just...
04:50I didn't realise.
04:50How are you feeling about it?
04:52I'm ready.
04:52It would have been nice if admin had done something to change security, but it is what it is.
04:57Well, at least I won't be the only one missing out on the fun.
04:59You might still have time to get a babysitter.
05:01Yeah, dump the kid.
05:03In the nicest possible way.
05:04Well, you can come hang at my place.
05:06I might not even get called into the hospital.
05:09We can be social outcasts together.
05:10Hey.
05:12Mmm.
05:15I've forgotten how much I like whiskey.
05:18That's a daiquiri.
05:19It's stronger than it looks.
05:20You're carrying him home, not me.
05:22You know, I reckon I made a good call on who my best man is.
05:24The field was pretty narrow for me for blokes to pick from.
05:28Cheers.
05:29Cheers.
05:29Cheers.
05:30Cheers.
05:31Hey.
05:32How are you talking about wedding stuff?
05:34You are so beautiful.
05:36Have you guys seen her?
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38By the way, babe, I've got a great idea.
05:39I'm going to put a whiskey bar in the house.
05:40How is he half-cut already?
05:42Oh, don't worry.
05:42I'll keep an eye on him.
05:43I think you're failing at that.
05:44Relax, guys.
05:44What do you want to talk about, babe?
05:45It can wait.
05:47So my sister knows about the pregnancy.
05:48What?
05:50You're forgetting.
05:51Yeah.
05:51And you couldn't trust Molly with that information?
05:53Oh, no.
05:53My other sister.
05:55I told her.
05:57But we had a pact.
05:58Yeah, I know, but I had a brain pact.
06:00To be honest, I really wanted her to know.
06:02Honestly, you and your brain pact.
06:04Do you know how much I have been dying, dying to tell Tarnate?
06:08Tarnate knows.
06:09Yeah.
06:09It'd be unfair to keep it from Abby.
06:11God, we are so good at keeping secrets.
06:13Okay, listen.
06:14You can tell Abby, but you need to tell her to scrape, babe.
06:17Scrape?
06:17That didn't mean Abby.
06:21Abs.
06:23Hey.
06:23Um, so...
06:26Nice break.
06:28Oh.
06:35You're not much of a baby person, are you?
06:37Sorry.
06:38No, Archie is gorgeous, but...
06:40Yeah, babies just aren't really my thing.
06:43You must have to deal with them at work a lot.
06:45Yeah.
06:45Sure.
06:46But, you know, that's...
06:47That's work.
06:48This is different.
06:50Yeah, that's fair enough.
06:52I wasn't much of a baby person either.
06:54Was I?
06:55No.
06:55Everything okay?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yeah, I've just been called into the hospital.
07:04Are you okay with that?
07:05I'm overthinking it.
07:07I'll be fine.
07:08Anyone would be nervous.
07:10Is it that obvious?
07:11I don't want to tell you what to do, but if you're not ready, you shouldn't force it.
07:14Yeah, but I can't keep avoiding this forever.
07:17Would it help if I came with you?
07:18No, no, you don't have to do that.
07:20Well, you shouldn't have to do it alone.
07:22I didn't have a big night planned anyway.
07:24I can just drop off you off at Maze.
07:38Oh, wow.
07:39I've been to a while at the bingo nights.
07:41Oh, be nice.
07:42There's food, there's drinks.
07:43You go from top 45 minutes getting ready.
07:45You look great.
07:46Also, no one's going to tell you to be quiet out here.
07:47It might be sunny heaven.
07:49You know me, huh?
07:50Hey, it's...
07:51What time do you call this?
07:52Hey, what's up, man?
07:55I just needed a minute.
07:56Yeah?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Big days coming up.
07:58Yep, yep.
07:59All right, I know you.
08:00What's going on?
08:01Nothing.
08:02Nothing, really.
08:03It's...
08:03Really?
08:05John's E's off, right?
08:06Yep, yep.
08:06Got a dress?
08:08Thanks to Levi.
08:09Ceremony's sorted?
08:10Almost.
08:10All right, that's it.
08:12What does that mean?
08:12What's left to do?
08:14The house.
08:15What, his or yours?
08:16I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?
08:18I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
08:20I can't go wrong.
08:22If this is too soon, it's not your fault.
08:34No, I'm okay.
08:36I don't want to let my colleagues down, not when they're a doctor short.
08:39Your bosses have to understand if they're asking too much of you.
08:41I don't want to let my colleagues down, but...
10:27Hey everybody, it's time for some party games.
10:32Hey, Tony, can you come inside and help me with something for a sec?
10:36Is that okay?
10:37Treat him right.
10:38Oh, okay.
10:38I promise.
10:39Nah, you babe.
10:40I was kidding, I was kidding.
10:41You got that.
10:41You're not fooling anyone, Mackenzie Booth.
10:45Huh?
10:46You came in here when Abigail said it was party games time.
10:49Yeah, well, can you blame me?
10:50No, actually, because she tried to make me wear tiara.
10:53In her defence, if anyone can pull off party princess.
10:56Oh, right.
10:58Well, I can't get 2k'd away anyway.
11:00Why?
11:01Because you're looking up for cash?
11:02Well, that and...
11:04I don't know, I feel guilty when Harper's alone with the baby.
11:08The sacrifices parents make, eh?
11:10It's all worth it in the end.
11:11Oh, 100%.
11:12Well, I'm glad you said that, because I've got some news.
11:16Who?
11:17I'm pregnant.
11:21Really?
11:22Yeah.
11:22Oh, come here.
11:23I know.
11:24It's the best news.
11:25I'm so happy for you.
11:27It's amazing.
11:28Thanks.
11:29You're going to be an amazing mum.
11:30Well, it's early days, so we've only told close friends and family.
11:34Oh, I appreciate you including me in that.
11:36How could I not?
11:38Oh, it's so good.
11:39I know.
11:40It's amazing, eh?
11:43Hi.
11:44Oh, thank you.
11:45Hey, it's ridiculous to make you keep hanging around.
11:48No, I don't mind.
11:50Hey, look, you've been so kind, but you shouldn't have to hold the hand of a grown woman.
11:55Well, I'm not.
11:55How are you?
11:56How are you feeling?
11:57Uh, yeah, better.
11:58Better now that I'm getting stuck in.
12:00Okay.
12:01Well, I'd better go get Archie, but I'm only a phone call away if you need me, okay?
12:04It's not just our friends.
12:12I mean, mum and dad are going to be there too.
12:15No one's going to think any worse of Cash for saying those vows.
12:18I mean, I will, but no one else will.
12:19Okay, can you please just help me here, all right?
12:22It's not just about Cash humiliating himself, okay?
12:24Those vows are going to be a part of our marriage story forever.
12:26Does it matter?
12:27The guy's crazy in love with you.
12:29I have to say something.
12:30Hey, do you know what the straight 180, boring cop everyone thinks you are, you know?
12:33Is now the best help?
12:34No, I'm not.
12:35And you know what?
12:35My loser radar used to go out and about you, but now I think you're a legend.
12:40You guys should kiss.
12:42Hey, baby, you look so beautiful.
12:43It's enough, did I tell you?
12:44Thank you, thank you, but maybe you should lay off the public declarations to get better at them.
12:49Why?
12:50Well, I think you're betrothed as a...
12:51Okay, Sonny, zip it.
12:53Is something wrong, darling?
12:56I just don't think that we should have personalised vows anymore.
12:59Why not?
12:59I mean, I worked really hard on them.
13:01My vows are beautiful.
13:02They're beautiful, babe.
13:04They suck.
13:05What?
13:05How do you know they suck?
13:09It's not important.
13:10Okay, all right.
13:10Well, I've thought of a brand new vow, W, for why'd you go through my things?
13:14No.
13:15You set me up.
13:17I planted fake vows after a tip-off from John.
13:20Are you kidding me?
13:35So, explain to me, why were you so keen to sneak out of that party?
13:40To have our own private party.
13:42Right, and is that why you stole an expensive bottle of champagne?
13:46Well, it's not really stealing if it's going to a loving home.
13:49I think that is still stealing.
13:50Are you complaining?
13:51No, no, of course not, never.
13:53So, um, what did you have in mind for our little soiree?
13:56Well, I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could play a little bit of Scrabble.
14:01I thought you were more a Pictionary guy.
14:03Oh, you just know me too well.
14:05Yeah, I don't.
14:12Ignore it.
14:12I can't.
14:15Harper says, looks like heaps of fun.
14:18I feel bad.
14:19Yeah, how, why do you feel bad?
14:24Subtext.
14:24Do you not understand women at all?
14:26Yeah, of course.
14:27Yeah, women are like men, but they smell better and they can never have enough soft furnishings.
14:31Do you think that the party was kind of winding down when we left?
14:34I guess.
14:35So, theoretically, uh, Tana would be home and he could take care of Archie if I invited Harper over to have some champagne with us?
14:41Well, I wasn't exactly the private soiree. I was open to house.
14:44I know, I know.
14:45But it would be over soon and then she wouldn't miss out entirely and are you the perfect boyfriend or not?
14:57Well, you and fiancƩ played me.
14:58Well, you kind of deserved it.
14:59Thank you for the sympathy.
15:00Uh, didn't you once wear an engagement ring for a whole day to make him think he'd drunkenly proposed?
15:04That was hilarious for a little bit. This sucked from the get-go, okay?
15:08Oh, feeling him off the couch is going to be a two-man job.
15:11Okay, let's get him home.
15:13Oh, sorry.
15:14Is there anything I can do before we go?
15:16No, not a thing.
15:17Did you have fun?
15:18I did.
15:19I am so happy for you both.
15:21So you said.
15:22Very sweet of you, thank you.
15:23There is a taxi waiting outside.
15:27Okay, we are off.
15:29Get the arms out of the bridge.
15:29Love you.
15:30One of them each.
15:30Was it perfect or was it perfect?
15:32You are the best.
15:33Thank you so much for listening to what we wanted.
15:35What's going on?
15:36Time to go home.
15:37I am home.
15:38Nah, mate.
15:39Come on.
15:39Get him some water before bed, yeah?
15:40Yep.
15:41Yep, just getting him to bed will be the miracle.
15:42Good luck with that.
15:43Night, Cashy.
15:44No, no, Mac.
15:44Night, and congratulations.
15:47Are you getting married, Mac?
15:48No.
15:49No, no, just you.
15:49Just you.
15:50Come on.
15:50Unless your real bowels aren't any good.
15:53Bye.
15:54Bye.
15:54What do you think Tana meant by the congratulations?
15:57Shh, shh, shh.
15:57I will tell you about that later.
15:59So you know.
16:00Hang on, do you know?
16:01You both know, so does Eden.
16:04And Tana, obviously.
16:05Am I the only one that can actually keep a secret?
16:07How come you didn't tell me?
16:09We decided to tell those that we love and care about.
16:12Yes, but it's not common knowledge yet, so please, please, keep your mouth shut.
16:16No one argues with the pregnant lady.
16:19I wasn't going to.
16:20You got a suit.
16:26Open the door.
16:27Yeah, you good.
16:27All right.
16:28You got it?
16:28Whoa.
16:29Okay.
16:29Yep.
16:30You good?
16:30Whoa.
16:31Someone really went for it.
16:32Oh, Harper, you were so missed.
16:35How'd you go on, Farsi?
16:37Yeah, good.
16:37He was asleep in my room.
16:38Oh, is he sleeping?
16:39We're going to be nice and quiet.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Oh, you're doing a really good job of that.
16:44Dead time.
16:45Yep.
16:46You are the best, best man.
16:47Here you go to sleep.
16:48Go on.
16:48Here we go.
16:49Oh, you don't seem drunk.
16:52No, I was too busy taking out a film.
16:53Oh.
16:54Clearly had a few.
16:55In that case, do you mind watching Archie?
16:57Dana invited me over for a late night drink.
16:59Yeah, I hope so.
17:01I shouldn't be long.
17:02I'll take your time.
17:03Okay, let's get these clothes off.
17:04Oh, don't threaten me with a good time.
17:06Okay, if you think we're getting lucky tonight, you can think again, okay?
17:11Oh, because I love the house.
17:13Yes.
17:14You made me look like an idiot.
17:16Eyes for idiot.
17:19Too soon.
17:19No, no, I'm sorry.
17:20Listen, listen, please.
17:21My real vows are different.
17:24I want everybody to know how much I love you.
17:27And I want everybody to know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
17:30Yeah, I just really know nothing about your real vows.
17:35Forgive me.
17:35You can't out-seduce me.
17:58No?
17:59No.
17:59Oh.
18:00No.
18:01You know why?
18:02Mm-mm.
18:02Because I have moves.
18:05Upon moves.
18:06Okay, where did you get your confidence from?
18:08Born with the baby.
18:09Mm.
18:09Well, I don't have to do anything to seduce you.
18:12Not in a outfit, you don't?
18:14Not in any outfit.
18:15I just have to do this.
18:18And on this.
18:19Yeah, you're right.
18:21And then you're an amateur, convincing me.
18:23Amateur?
18:24Mm-hmm.
18:25Okay.
18:26All right.
18:27Let me show you something.
18:28Oh, no, something's happening.
18:29Something's happening.
18:30Okay.
18:31Sit down.
18:33All right.
18:34I saw this in a movie once.
18:35Mm-hmm.
18:36Ready?
18:36Okay.
18:44I'm sorry, what movie was this?
18:45You don't recognize it?
18:46Uh-uh.
18:47No?
18:47What about this one?
18:48No.
18:49Yeah, is it Secret Life of Pets?
18:52Is that not doing nothing for you?
18:53Oh, he's making me laugh.
18:54No?
18:54Okay, well, I think you need a little bit more to drink.
19:01Oh, fuck!
19:03Oh, ha!
19:24Shouldn't you be at the party?
19:26Yeah, I should be.
19:27Ah, but cash got a little carried away, literally.
19:33Right.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Right.
19:37Well, I'm just avoiding hospital canteen food.
19:40Ah, didn't realise you were back at work.
19:42Is that why you missed the party?
19:43Uh-huh.
19:45Yeah, it's actually my first shift back since the attack.
19:48How's it going?
19:50Dealing with it.
19:52I heard about the record label, by the way.
19:55Congratulations.
19:56Ah, thanks.
19:57Should keep me busy.
20:00Well, my break's not that long, so...
20:02Yeah, yeah.
20:03Get out of here.
20:04Guess I'll see you at the wedding.
20:07Ah, unfortunately, I won't be going.
20:11But have fun.
20:13Night.
20:16Bye, Brie.
20:22Brie.
20:22Hi.
20:23Thank God.
20:24I need you to come and examine Harper's eye.
20:25Harper's eye?
20:26Yeah, it's not good, and she's in a lot of pain,
20:28and she's not letting me anywhere near it.
20:29Oh, wait, wait.
20:29What happened to Harper's eye?
20:31I can't believe I'm saying this.
20:32She's got a champagne corp in it.
20:34Right.
20:35I'm so sorry.
20:36I just, I didn't see you coming.
20:37The timing...
20:38You don't have to keep apologising.
20:39Hey, Harper, I hear you're in a lot of pain.
20:42Do you mind if I take a look?
20:43Please tell me it's not as bad as it feels.
21:02Can you just let me know what is going on?
21:03Hey.
21:04Hey, hey, where have you been?
21:05I'm fine.
21:06You all right?
21:06I'm fine, yeah.
21:07Hey, hey, what is going on?
21:09I went to his house, the guy who might have killed my mum.
21:12I know you want this guy held accountable,
21:13but you just need to think if this is the best way
21:15to go about things.
21:16No, no, no, you don't get to tell me what you think.
21:17Getting justice for my mum is all that matters.
21:19I know.
21:20I'm sorry if I worried you.
21:22See you later.
21:23Councillor Wendell, I'm going to drop the act.
21:26So you talk to me, or I'm talking to the media.
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