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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:11Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up, nature channel, and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:56They also got to watch last week's Unseen Myths, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:05You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:16Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:18Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:20You can just take in some...
02:23I love you, you're leaving me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's sound.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:42Huh?
02:43What?
02:45Oh, God!
02:46Oh, no!
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No!
02:53It's getting a bore.
02:55Guys.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Wait, hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:07Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:24Oh.
03:25It's fine.
03:26I'll be fine after some.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fuck in the...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Bleh.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Bleh.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:06Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:12Go!
04:14Go!
04:14Go!
04:14Go!
04:14Go!
04:14Go!
04:15Go!
04:16Go!
04:16Go!
04:16Go!
04:18Go!
04:19Get down to it.
04:20And say in language you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island, Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm shooken in the age.
05:13Why are you shook?
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm gonna...
05:20I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:29You might change cars.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:34Jump it down.
05:36Jump it down.
05:37Jump it down.
05:37Woo!
05:38We all have a fucking kid.
05:40Get it up.
05:42Let's go!
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week,
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorenzo!
06:00What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:03What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up?
06:06Nature Channel and tell me what that is.
06:12David.
06:13David.
06:14David Attenborough.
06:15Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bug.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:13No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:33Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go where?
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartolomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them.
08:06I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:11Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:17Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Oh, boy.
08:34Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35Do you know any Paysons?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I, no.
08:38Why?
08:39Do you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else does I have?
08:46What else does I have?
08:47The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get
08:55teased at school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:12Right, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Full round.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted set-ups and then whatever they bad boys are
09:36called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready!
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:49One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, seven, eight, eight, eight, nine, eight, eight,
10:04one, two, one, keep going, twenty-two!
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up to thirty?
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:09Thirty!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swear it's got a thing in it.
10:45Bro, you...
10:46Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53No, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:05but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good dog.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13Like, for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro, but...
11:17What, straight away?
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're in trouble.
11:35I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59When you're knees, go back and forward.
12:02After the film, if I go backwards, forward, that's it, back, boom, boom.
12:07That's it, boom, boom, boom, that's it.
12:10Yeah, when you do it all.
12:12Yeah.
12:13So you're here to here, back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21So I'm going to find it back here?
12:23Like this way, boom, boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:29That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, jiggah, boom, jiggah, boom, jiggah, boom.
12:34Left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top?
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually it?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55It's really sad, isn't it?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back, back, back, back.
12:58I'm just going to walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do it again.
13:21Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:21Right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this second.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth.
13:33Okay, when I put my thumb up, it'll start.
13:35Then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those.
13:41Or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out
13:46What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up.
14:12Put your hands up.
14:13Hold ten.
14:13Hold ten.
14:14Here we go.
14:15Go, go, go, go.
14:19Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, bastard.
14:28That was my shoes.
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out
14:39with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah, so settling as we spilled some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it.
14:49So it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will,
15:12but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth,
15:17and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's what's going on.
15:23Hello.
15:47Lola.
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:14I don't know how, man. I do legs each once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing? Your core, your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt? Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Mate, your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:44West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma. I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like they come out into the crowd with like the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16It's the rhino's arse.
17:17Also, no one sees you.
17:18You're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was like, recognize this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your...
17:26So you get into it and your head sees you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you're that.
17:33There's someone in front of you as well.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing and that.
17:59I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played the tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36Such, you are so surprising.
18:40I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Four.
18:48No, because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi guys, so my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so jealous.
19:18Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different, like a grown cat.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:26I can only do that though, like I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:49You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50they're just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands over like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to do it.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling.
20:03How do you audition?
20:03Like show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:07No way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst their weight?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them around it?
20:20No, they do it all for it.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff?
20:26Like do they like any of that stuff?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah, I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
21:00Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, so you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right and turn.
21:30And then the hats.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we go.
21:44Three, two, three, four, five, seven, we go.
21:47Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:50Two, three, four, five, six, seven, we go.
21:54He's locked in.
21:59That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again. How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear. I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone? Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it. I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom. I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally...
23:16It literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are these phrases?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Ben.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself fully in the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get the fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys, this is actually really hard.
24:56Go and do the roller.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino.
25:01The back of the rhino, you're not just like this.
25:02Oh, the back of the rhino's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:06Yeah.
25:07It's like, it's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, so people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in like someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18Sorry, I'll go.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47Have you given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:58You've given her your ring?
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:06And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring
26:10before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:21It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test?
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:40Are you actually serious?
26:41I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Nice.
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40I am literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite so cute.
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat, for honest.
27:48Yeah, you're like a feline-y, like...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51The Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:54She's definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what bad one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're strutting around.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Yeah.
28:17Or maybe like a peacock.
28:18Ooh!
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:22Because of the colours.
28:24With the accessories.
28:25I'm thinking like, when she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girlie?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give, like, black cat.
28:37Black cat!
28:37Like, sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had the dog called Lola.
28:52Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffy.
28:55Every time I go to the park, and I hear Lola, Lola.
28:59It's always like, no offence, I don't like Staffies that much.
29:01But it's always like, the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah.
29:04Or like a polar or something.
29:06Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:09Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth,
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed there, and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Aw, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:45Ooh.
29:46Ooh.
29:46See him wrap up.
29:47Ooh!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Look at my balls.
29:50Oh.
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:54It's...
29:56It's...
29:56...Irelanders getting scared by something!
29:59Ow!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:09It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Yeah, that shit.
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Ooh!
30:20Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
30:22Can I?
30:22Sorry, sorry, sorry.
30:23Savio.
30:27What?
30:28What?
30:29Oh!
30:30Oh, my God!
30:31Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:36Stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:38Oh, my God!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:43Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:48Like, you just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz, you'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ, but not much about her day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:08What do you do as a quantitative easter fighter?
31:10So basically...
31:11Is she going to be me then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no, not again.
31:22It's...
31:23Ireland does get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:35If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I've just nearly been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay.
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:51I know.
31:51I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53I run the unseen bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets stomped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore done from the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out,
32:59right leg, then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:03They're all watching!
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go!
33:09Six, seven...
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:12Guys, turn around and put ball jack in his mouth!
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum, bum,
33:23dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I don't like a mum!
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top, we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and a-
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
33:39Four, two, three, five, five, six, seven.
33:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
33:47Yeah!
33:49Let's go!
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why aye
35:36what club are we going to we're going to newcastle we're going to the tune going to it's gonna be
35:42smashing bonnie lad oh oh obi
35:47oppa give you what you what you what you need i'm totally wild give me the tiger
35:55give me the tiger
36:01lorenzo lorenzo it'll turn your world upside down and then you're going to jump you now
36:14but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and that's her
36:20instagram bio talking of assholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:34funny
36:35i've sneezed before oh oh god i'll go a little mad noise i'm like
36:39chow but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's been rude to have a bit for us to chill it's not rude what aiden's a
37:03bitch people need to go up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told
37:08to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:24then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah like that i like that
37:53this is so good on the way for the sweep
37:56i would be is this what you had to do in lion king
37:59hill flicks on the way back i can't do it this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are
38:04great
38:04but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08bernie oh what the fuck
38:12rippie bernie it's not working yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't have time to show
38:19you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:38lorenzo lorenzo loves jls yeah you don't look like a jls boy to me oh i think i know who
38:44it is
38:51i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
39:11this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh that's so chill i don't know
39:20i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27oh you got it on my train on we had faith in you ellie not much to say that we're
39:34ashamed and one of them
39:35with kids
39:35oh
39:46okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek
40:07i met her on the night out lost the game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow through on
40:11it that was the bet
40:12i thought i was going to win
40:22i wasn't being serious i just said m for mika
40:26my name is mika and my name starts with an m like hello
40:29i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:35as every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations the fire pits the
40:42mini fire pits the day beds the terrace but this year the others have messed with the labeling system
40:51so welcome to the kent terrace it's my first time are you going up to the kent terrace
40:55where do you want to go kent terrace i've never been he's going for the kent terrace kiss it's the
41:04kent
41:05corner this is the kent corner what a bunch of kent it's like it's basically kent on tour in here
41:12you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point oh alumni yeah isn't it a loomy
41:21no it's alumni oh there's an any in there my pronoun pronunciation for words is wrong i thought
41:28that pedestrian was pedesterian but for years and i was starting my driving test and he was like oh no
41:35no you can't go there and i said oh yeah no no because there's obviously pedesterians there and he
41:39was like there's what and i said pedesterians that's awful i bet you did you pass your driving
41:46first time mate yeah you flirted with the instructor with the i was only 16. i wasn't as good as
41:53it
41:53there i don't know about 17. do you think i feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with
41:57all of the i've actually got a brain up there though no i know but i feel like all the
42:03girls
42:03i'm very intelligent are able to pass straight away because they flirt because boys are better drivers
42:07and girls you're on your own on that one lorenzo i'm saying nothing
42:21it's time for major bonanza i love this this is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza
42:31bonanza and this week i asked the islanders what weirds them out things that weird me out
42:38whales not like the country but like the animal and i find them very like daunting you know velcro
42:45the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears and it like sends something into my brain and it just
42:51like oh get that away from me tell me oh you know what them pop socks get them out the
42:57door they need
42:58to leave the building immediately see to be honest i get it i understand the concept of it right but
43:05like see when you can see them like why are they i thought they were meant to be hidden this
43:12girl had
43:14she had like earwax in her ear i just looked next to her i just saw the earwax looking back
43:18at me
43:21so things that weird me out food edition yeah something that makes me feel a bit queasy is
43:27beans i'll i'll look at them and floating around their little orange sauce if we're having breakfast
43:33together and you've got a plate full of beans i'll like i'll slide the menu stand across so i can't
43:38see your plate jelly disgusting why is that even a thing if you tried to feed me shepherd's pie that
43:45freaks me out for some reason like sloppy slimy disgusting it's weird i know it's this it's a free
43:51combination thing so it's milk i think people who can just drink a pint of milk it's just a bit
43:56psychotic
43:56bananas i did hate for years and years and years bananas like i was actually terrified of them
44:03and tuna like oh no i don't like tuna in a cow no oh a man running hell no like
44:10i can't be seen a man
44:11run not that men shouldn't run if you're an athlete fair enough like sprinting about but
44:18like a man jog for something to like pick something up i think just walk when people don't wear socks
44:24in
44:24their trainers raw dog in the the trainer immediately you know i don't like to watch a man swim either
44:31i
44:31don't know why i do not like when people do mirror selfies but they stand like dead upright don't even
44:36look like real people just a man doing laughs i just i think pack it in like that makes you
44:43feel
44:43really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49come back next week for some more
44:58last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opie and victoria victoria and opie you and your
45:04fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection therefore you have been dumped from
45:10the island please pack your bags and say goodbye i don't know about you but i think opie's been
45:16getting a bad rap in the villa i mean sorry doing a bad rap yeah one two one two one
45:22two it's my final
45:24night in the love island villa yeah it's been real fun it's been a killer
45:31yeah i'm feeling real sad gonna miss you boys we'll do this for life because we are four
45:47see you all next time but not you two bye
45:52you
46:15you
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