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Ignited By My Bestie's Son
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00:00:00At that moment, I had no idea the gallery's grand opening would also be the beginning of my worst betrayal.
00:00:12I am the best nude painter in New York, and no one has bought my works today.
00:00:17It's a bunch of fucking bullshit!
00:00:18Be patient, Paolo. I'm sure there will be someone who will appreciate your work.
00:00:24Uh, patience is for losers.
00:00:29Oh, I'm gonna go take a nap in the office.
00:00:34Don't wake me up, unless it's important, sweetie.
00:00:43For God's sake, Joanne, you're handling his exhibition while he slacks off?
00:00:48Reality check, your husband's a total jerk.
00:00:51Paolo has a bit of an ego, but he loves me.
00:00:58It's your stupid wife.
00:01:00We can celebrate your exhibition.
00:01:01Don't bring up Joanne.
00:01:02I can't even get it up for that perfect brood.
00:01:05When are you gonna divorce that old hag?
00:01:07I've been in talks with Skycrest's agent, and if this works, we're going to make a fortune.
00:01:13And then Paolo can focus on his art full time.
00:01:16I can't stand how she bosses me around.
00:01:18When this Skycrest exhibit is over, and I get my cut, I'm gonna dump that wrinkly old mother-fuck at
00:01:24me.
00:01:26Ah!
00:01:29Oh, Paolo!
00:01:30Fuck me, Lauren!
00:01:32Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:36Joanne!
00:01:36No, no, it's not what you think.
00:01:39I am out there busting my ass, and you're in here fucking my secretary!
00:01:43The two of you are fucking disgusting!
00:01:51Enough, Joanne!
00:01:53This is pathetic!
00:01:55If you even looked in the mirror, you're practically menopausal.
00:01:59Paolo deserves better.
00:02:00I want a divorce.
00:02:03I don't even have to think twice.
00:02:06You're nothing without me!
00:02:08You're just a bitter, aging woman.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:13I can't believe it's taken me this long to know the real you.
00:02:17I don't want it.
00:02:29Hey, Ma.
00:02:30I'm here.
00:02:30Where are you?
00:02:49Are you okay?
00:02:51I just had the worst day of my life.
00:02:54How can someone carry so much pain, but still be so beautiful?
00:03:00Alan, you just missed my friend.
00:03:02She's an amazing curator.
00:03:05I can see that I'd love Tamir when I get the chance.
00:03:08Just don't tell her who I am, please.
00:03:10I get it.
00:03:11Gotta keep it mysterious.
00:03:12Sky Quest.
00:03:13Big famous artist.
00:03:17You know, Lily, I haven't had sex in two years.
00:03:22Paolo was always too busy.
00:03:24But really, he was too busy fucking my skinky secretary's soup.
00:03:29Enough about that cheating lowlife.
00:03:33All older men do is take advantage of young women.
00:03:36I mean, just look at both our husbands.
00:03:38Each got relationships are always a disaster.
00:03:46You see?
00:03:47Your son checks in on you.
00:03:49Yeah, he is a sweet boy.
00:03:50I'm gonna die alone.
00:03:52I just hope he ends up with someone his own age.
00:03:54I mean, if he ends up with an older woman,
00:03:56I might just have to kill him, bitch.
00:03:59I don't blame you.
00:04:00Most older women are like me.
00:04:02Hot messes with cheating husbands.
00:04:05Listen, girl.
00:04:06Priority number one, protect your money.
00:04:09That's why I found you the best divorce lawyer.
00:04:13And I hear he's a total hottie, too.
00:04:16So, even if you can't agree on his speech,
00:04:19at least you might get a little flit.
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24You are so cringe.
00:04:26Bathroom break.
00:04:28Your lawyer will be your son.
00:04:32God.
00:04:37The woman I met at the gallery.
00:04:40I didn't expect to see you here.
00:04:44And I didn't expect you to be so young.
00:04:58Whoa.
00:04:59Are all divorce slayers such good kissers?
00:05:02No, you had it mixed up.
00:05:04Anyway, I'm Joanne.
00:05:07Alan.
00:05:09Hi.
00:05:10Let me get us another round.
00:05:12I need some liquid courage before I talk about my divorce.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:24What are you blind?
00:05:25Just ruin my fucking shirt.
00:05:28I'll pay for it.
00:05:30Just take a check and leave me alone.
00:05:32That'll be 2,000 bucks.
00:05:34For a shirt?
00:05:35What?
00:05:35What, does it pay your taxes and clean your house, too?
00:05:38Relax, kid.
00:05:38I'm talking to your mom.
00:05:43Here's 10 grand.
00:05:45That's another 100.
00:05:46So you can stop speaking.
00:05:49Bish, are you sitting?
00:05:51You want to take this outside?
00:05:54No.
00:05:57No.
00:05:59Come on.
00:06:00Go, go.
00:06:03Oh, my God.
00:06:05Did you really give that bastard money?
00:06:07It was a fake check.
00:06:14You're incredible.
00:06:18Do I really look like your mom?
00:06:20You look beautiful.
00:06:24You're too young to know the difference.
00:06:26You don't know what you're talking.
00:06:51We should stop.
00:06:53You're too young for me.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:56Because you couldn't be any better right now.
00:06:58Oh, I just want you inside me.
00:07:18Shit!
00:07:19I brought my lawyer to Lily's house?
00:07:22How drunk was I?
00:07:29I brought her to my mom's place.
00:07:31I bet she'll be cool with it.
00:07:36Where did you go?
00:07:37Now?
00:07:38Oh, come on.
00:07:39We could just stay in and cuddle all day.
00:07:41We're not seen here together.
00:07:43She must be worried since the divorce still isn't finalized.
00:07:46Okay, one shower, and then I'll go.
00:07:57You all right, Joanne?
00:08:00Uh, I'm fine.
00:08:02Oh, shit.
00:08:07Hey.
00:08:10What's up, Lily?
00:08:11Uh, is anybody in there?
00:08:14No.
00:08:16I turned the shower on, but no water came out.
00:08:20But now it's working.
00:08:22All right.
00:08:23Um, Paolo called.
00:08:27Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:29Basically, he's coming over and wants to talk about the divorce.
00:08:34Great.
00:08:38My husband's on his way.
00:08:39We gotta go.
00:08:40Right now.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43What do you mean?
00:08:44Come, come, come.
00:08:51You know, you drive me off better than my mom ever did.
00:08:55I'm kidding.
00:08:56I'm kidding.
00:08:59Joanne, I really like you.
00:09:02I really like you, too.
00:09:06Which is why we needed to go like five minutes ago.
00:09:09If Paolo finds out, I lose everything in the divorce.
00:09:12And you lose your license.
00:09:14Right about that.
00:09:16I'm not a lawyer.
00:09:21Thank God.
00:09:23I should have known.
00:09:24No real lawyer, so what?
00:09:31Who the hell are you?
00:09:40Uh, Paolo!
00:09:42You must be Lily's kid.
00:09:44Right?
00:09:45Shit, you're really grown up, man.
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:51Genius.
00:09:52He can just pretend to be Lily's son.
00:09:55Uh, Alan.
00:09:56Her son.
00:10:00Anyway, what's the matter?
00:10:04I don't have time for small talk, so spit it out or I'm leaving.
00:10:10I'm sorry for what I did.
00:10:12I was an idiot!
00:10:16Young girls, they're all so shallow.
00:10:21I mean, they're not, they're not beautiful and smart and deep like you are, Joanne.
00:10:27Please!
00:10:32Isn't that her soon-to-be ex-husband?
00:10:35What on earth could they be talking about?
00:10:39Let's, let's start over again.
00:10:41Please!
00:10:41I mean, no press, no lawyers.
00:10:44Okay, just us.
00:10:44We'll sort it out.
00:10:46I'll do anything you want.
00:10:49Therapy?
00:10:51Travel.
00:10:52You name it!
00:10:57I have one condition.
00:11:03And that condition is...
00:11:05Stay the hell away from me!
00:11:08I never want to see your face again.
00:11:11If you leave now, I'll spare you some dignity and make sure the investors remember you in a better light.
00:11:18Joanne!
00:11:19Keep your mouth shut!
00:11:22And we both, when the news hears about our divorce, we're screwed!
00:11:27Didn't think about that when you're screwing Sue in our gallery.
00:11:31You're making my life hell.
00:11:33I will drag you down with me.
00:11:41None of your goddamn business, kid!
00:11:47Fuck you!
00:11:51You okay?
00:11:52Couldn't be better.
00:11:54Thanks.
00:11:55You sure you don't want me to drive you home?
00:11:56Yeah.
00:11:57Uh, I think you should go too.
00:11:59You know, since this isn't your house.
00:12:03Right.
00:12:04Lily can't know about this right now.
00:12:06I gotta go.
00:12:13Call me.
00:12:18I'll think about it.
00:12:24Alan, where did our visitor go?
00:12:27That guy came by to harass his ex-wife, so I taught him a lesson.
00:12:30Oh.
00:12:31Well, he deserves it.
00:12:33So, about last night, who was the girl you were with?
00:12:38That was Joanne.
00:12:40She was just here, actually.
00:12:43Wait, Joanne?
00:12:47Wait, that girl, Joanne.
00:12:48Right, Joanne.
00:12:51Is Alan home?
00:12:52I'm Joanne Mitchell.
00:12:54We met at a party.
00:12:55He's not here.
00:12:57You're dating that, Joanne?
00:13:00Isn't she a little tacky?
00:13:02Not at all, Mom.
00:13:03She's super elegant and classy.
00:13:05I mean, we're practically made for each other.
00:13:08Aren't you worried about the age difference?
00:13:10Mom, age doesn't matter when it's real.
00:13:12Well, it was love at first sight.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17So, why don't you invite her to my birthday party, then?
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:26Oh, he's too young for me.
00:13:32I'm insane.
00:13:40Hello.
00:13:47This is Joanne.
00:13:48Is Alan there?
00:13:49Joanne.
00:13:50Sorry, you have the wrong number.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:54Joanne!
00:13:55Hey!
00:13:57You're a girlfriend.
00:13:59I hope so.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:01You're Al Skycrest.
00:14:03The famous artist.
00:14:05No one would say no to you.
00:14:06No one is supposed to know about that.
00:14:09Okay.
00:14:11Hey, what's up?
00:14:12I've been waiting to hear from you all day.
00:14:18Hey.
00:14:19Hey.
00:14:25It's good to see you.
00:14:27Me too.
00:14:28You got me loose.
00:14:31Look.
00:14:32About that girl on my phone.
00:14:35She's just a friend.
00:14:36Who cares?
00:14:37It's not like I have any say in who you talk to.
00:14:40I want you to care.
00:14:51No, no, no.
00:14:52He can't be proposing to me.
00:14:57What?
00:14:57Are you going?
00:15:02A locket.
00:15:05That is so sweet.
00:15:10It's empty.
00:15:11We'll fill it soon.
00:15:13But right now,
00:15:14I have something more important in mind.
00:15:27You know this artist?
00:15:28This is my favorite.
00:15:30This is Al Skycrest.
00:15:31His work is just bold.
00:15:34It's beautiful.
00:15:36But there's still this hint of sadness.
00:15:40You can tell he's been through a lot.
00:15:43He's sensitive.
00:15:46That was really insightful, John.
00:15:50Do you know how special you are to me?
00:16:03Shit!
00:16:04Shit!
00:16:05I'm late for Lily's birthday party.
00:16:10I actually have someone to be.
00:16:13Would you want to come with me?
00:16:15I'd love to,
00:16:16but I have dinner plans with my best friend.
00:16:18It's actually her birthday today.
00:16:21I'm going to go get ready.
00:16:42What a coincidence!
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Maybe we're heading to the same place.
00:16:57Long time no see, young man.
00:16:59How have you been lately?
00:17:00He didn't even acknowledge Lily.
00:17:02For a second,
00:17:02I actually thought he was her son.
00:17:04It's so ridiculous.
00:17:08Is this how you best your confidence?
00:17:10By screwing some minor?
00:17:14Are you okay?
00:17:15What did you just say to her?
00:17:16I'm okay.
00:17:21No wonder he couldn't get hard for you.
00:17:23He told me everything.
00:17:25How you went to his office
00:17:26and begged for him to take you back.
00:17:29Listen up.
00:17:30He's mine now.
00:17:31Leave my man alone, Grandma.
00:17:35Nice diamond bracelets.
00:17:37Wow.
00:17:37It looks like someone's still using my money
00:17:39to spoil their mistress
00:17:41before our assets are officially split.
00:17:43Bullshit.
00:17:44Pals loaded.
00:17:45You were begging him for money for years.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:48Max out those credit cards while you can.
00:17:50After this phone call,
00:17:51they will be nothing but plastic.
00:17:54Grandma's having another delusional episode.
00:17:56Hi, Mike.
00:17:57I don't have time for this.
00:17:59Miss, the total for your hotel balcony
00:18:01and lunch comes to $4,000.
00:18:05It went through.
00:18:09Full of shit, just like I thought, Grandma.
00:18:15Lie to me all you want.
00:18:16My cards are as good as gold.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20I'm sorry, Miss.
00:18:21It looks like the card only covered the lunch.
00:18:23Could you swipe it again, please?
00:18:34Are you serious?
00:18:36Your stupid machine must be broken.
00:18:38Oh, should I call security?
00:18:40It looks like someone's trying to dine and dash.
00:18:43You old witch.
00:18:44You hacked my cards.
00:18:45Give me my money back.
00:18:49You evil bitch.
00:18:51You'll pay for this.
00:18:52No.
00:18:54No.
00:18:55No.
00:18:55No.
00:18:56No.
00:18:56No.
00:18:56No.
00:18:56No.
00:18:57No.
00:18:57No.
00:18:58No.
00:18:58Who the hell are you?
00:19:01Stay out of this.
00:19:04Enjoy your cake.
00:19:15Nice aim back there.
00:19:17Thanks.
00:19:18Who was that anyway?
00:19:19Oh, her?
00:19:20Just some woman my husband cheated on me with.
00:19:24Thanks for stepping in.
00:19:25Anytime.
00:19:42Oh, God.
00:19:48Oh, God.
00:19:57Sorry.
00:19:59Don't mind me.
00:20:01Mom couldn't see us.
00:20:03Lily couldn't see us.
00:20:04She's not wearing her glasses today.
00:20:06I should go.
00:20:07My friend's waiting for me at the hotel.
00:20:09What?
00:20:20This must be Lily's son.
00:20:22Makes sense.
00:20:23Good skin.
00:20:25Polite.
00:20:25But terrible fashion sense.
00:20:28There you are.
00:20:29Hi.
00:20:29You must have met my son.
00:20:31I text him to meet you at the door.
00:20:32Yep.
00:20:33He seems like a real gentleman.
00:20:35I'm glad to hear it.
00:20:36He's making his mom proud.
00:20:38Oh, so how'd it go with the lawyer?
00:20:41I'm kind of seeing him.
00:20:43What?
00:20:45But actually, the guy I thought was the lawyer wasn't.
00:20:49So, I got it mixed up at first.
00:20:52Oh, wait.
00:20:52Tell me everything.
00:20:53What's his name?
00:20:57His name's out.
00:20:57So, this is what you're doing now?
00:20:59Telling everyone that you slept with some younger guy?
00:21:03Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:21:05What did I tell you about keeping our divorce quiet?
00:21:08So, now Sue tells me that you're already screwing some other guy?
00:21:11Do you want this in the tabloids?
00:21:14Do you seriously not understand how badly this could go for us?
00:21:18Skycrest is some, like, moody little genius.
00:21:20I mean, he catches wind at any kind of drama like this.
00:21:23He'll pull out of our exhibition.
00:21:25Alan, go after them.
00:21:26Go help her, please.
00:21:27It's okay.
00:21:29Now you care.
00:21:30I just spent a month in Switzerland buttering up Skycrest's agent while you were busy fucking your side piece.
00:21:36The only reason this exhibition exists is because of me.
00:21:41I know what you do.
00:21:45Who's my main contact for the upcoming exhibition?
00:21:49Joanne.
00:21:50Right, I thought so.
00:21:51Don't give my number to anyone else except for Joanne.
00:21:59How's this?
00:22:00You give me Skycrest's agent's contact.
00:22:03You can just sit back and collect your cut.
00:22:06Sure.
00:22:07Give me 50% of the shares in your company, and I might consider it.
00:22:12Fucking out of your mind.
00:22:14I don't even need you to get to Skycrest.
00:22:16I can get to him myself.
00:22:18You.
00:22:19Convince Skycrest.
00:22:21In your dreams.
00:22:24What now?
00:22:25You're here to play Night in Shining Armor?
00:22:27Beat it, you little punk.
00:22:29Give me that phone.
00:22:30I'll call him myself.
00:22:31No.
00:22:36Lay one more finger on her, and I swear to God, you'll regret it.
00:22:47You'll regret this.
00:23:01Tonight, shouldn't we show that bitch Joanne who's in charge?
00:23:07Don't worry.
00:23:08Joanne's already out.
00:23:13Why can't I get into the gallery?
00:23:16Security says I don't have access.
00:23:20You're out, sweetheart.
00:23:21This is not the time for you and your little lapdog to be barking at me.
00:23:25Honey, you're just too emotional.
00:23:28That's why you should let Paolo handle these things.
00:23:33Alan?
00:23:36What are you doing here?
00:23:37I can go.
00:23:38I can handle this.
00:23:39Speak to the devil.
00:23:42It's okay.
00:23:43I might be able to help.
00:23:44It's not as simple as it seems.
00:23:45This investor is a big name.
00:23:47I bought this.
00:23:49Hey.
00:23:50This table's for adults only.
00:23:52Get the fuck out of here, little boy.
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:58Text your mommy to come pick you up?
00:24:00You might want to get that.
00:24:02Could be important.
00:24:03Hmm.
00:24:10Yes?
00:24:11Uh, yes, sir?
00:24:12No, no, I hadn't realized that she had.
00:24:16Understood.
00:24:21Is something wrong?
00:24:26Joanne stays on as exhibition director.
00:24:33Either you two keep pretending to be the perfect married couple, or you're out.
00:24:39Period.
00:24:39Didn't you just say that you were making me the exhibition director?
00:24:42Why are you backing up now?
00:24:44Shut up.
00:24:45These are Al Skycraft's orders.
00:24:48We're doing this.
00:24:49Or he's pulling out.
00:24:52Looks like someone has a very powerful ally.
00:25:04Well?
00:25:07What?
00:25:08I've never met Al Skycrest.
00:25:10Why would he help me?
00:25:11Well, maybe you heard you're a professional curator.
00:25:15Who did you just text?
00:25:18I know people on Al Skycrest's team.
00:25:20I just, you know, delivered a message that...
00:25:23Or maybe you're actually...
00:25:26Al Skycrest.
00:25:33So you do know Al Skycrest?
00:25:37Well, I know his Asian.
00:25:39We're very, very close friends.
00:25:41Play your cards right, and you might just get Al Skycrest's best piece at your art exhibit.
00:25:45And you're not bluffing.
00:25:47Not when it comes to you.
00:25:52Cheers.
00:26:07Alan?
00:26:10Jeez, okay.
00:26:11What are you fighting, a naked girl?
00:26:13Worse.
00:26:14An unfinished one.
00:26:18That watch.
00:26:20Looks so familiar.
00:26:24Mom, what?
00:26:25I'm working.
00:26:26It's nothing.
00:26:27I'm just looking forward to this new piece.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:52Mom, what are you doing?
00:26:53Mom, what are you doing?
00:26:54Mom, this is private.
00:26:55I didn't.
00:26:56I swear.
00:26:57I didn't...
00:26:57I don't show anyone my unfinished work.
00:26:59Not even you.
00:27:01Come on.
00:27:01Alan, wait.
00:27:03I didn't mean to.
00:27:05He's never shut me out like this.
00:27:07But I guess he's not a little boy anymore.
00:27:10He's got his own secrets now.
00:27:12You know, his dad was 20 years older than me.
00:27:17I thought I could handle it, but it turns out age doesn't stop a man from going for a younger
00:27:23woman.
00:27:24Sam, I'm sorry.
00:27:26I just want Alan to find someone his age, settle down, and have the kind of happiness I never got.
00:27:37I shouldn't have shouted at Mom like that.
00:27:40I should apologize.
00:27:48Hello?
00:27:51It's from my mom and Joanne.
00:27:56Alan?
00:28:07Hey, funny timing.
00:28:09I was just talking about you.
00:28:11I'm, uh, I'm at dinner.
00:28:12Who are you having dinner with?
00:28:13My best friend, Lily.
00:28:15I can't believe you two haven't met yet.
00:28:17I can't wait to introduce you.
00:28:19You said Lily?
00:28:21Yeah, I told you about her.
00:28:22She's like family to me.
00:28:24You guys have to meet.
00:28:27Oh, hey, I see you.
00:28:30Hello?
00:28:32Is everything okay?
00:28:34Yeah, I guess that wasn't him.
00:28:36I should get my eyes checked.
00:28:39He definitely saw me.
00:28:41Was he embarrassed to be seen with me?
00:28:48Joanne, hey.
00:28:50Ah, so I actually have something to tell you who how this is.
00:28:54So, that friend of yours, Lily, she...
00:28:56No, you saw me, you saw her, and you still ran off.
00:28:59What?
00:29:00Is it so embarrassing to date an older woman?
00:29:02No, it's not what I'm...
00:29:03Don't touch me.
00:29:05Don't touch me.
00:29:29Maybe I should give him another chance to explain.
00:29:49I just came to get my credit card.
00:29:51No, wait, Joanne!
00:29:52Seriously?
00:29:53You actually caught feelings for that granny?
00:29:55Shut up, Mindy.
00:29:56Yes, I caught feelings for that woman.
00:29:59And stop with the touchy shit, or we're done.
00:30:01Forever.
00:30:04Stop calling my mom up, Lily.
00:30:08Joanne, you'll regret this house, Christ.
00:30:14Joanne, please, I can explain everything.
00:30:16Just open up.
00:30:18Joanne, you can take your little empty locket and leave.
00:30:22I've had enough of your childish games.
00:30:25Joanne, please, it's all big misunderstanding, I swear.
00:30:29There is no misunderstanding.
00:30:31I am pathetic for falling for someone like you.
00:30:35You're young.
00:30:37You're rich.
00:30:38You're handsome.
00:30:40Why would you want to be with someone my age?
00:30:45I love you, Joanne.
00:30:50We are not right together.
00:30:52You're almost old enough to be my son.
00:30:55Actually, I have a friend who has a son your age.
00:31:00You know, I'm just glad we're mad.
00:31:04No matter what, I still want to be with you.
00:31:07Even if you're 50 years older.
00:31:10Only artists and crazy people say things like that.
00:31:13I am crazy.
00:31:14I'm crazy in love with you.
00:31:16I can't live without you, Joanne.
00:31:18I mean, when you were walking away earlier,
00:31:20it felt like my whole world was just shattered.
00:31:40I want to introduce you to my mom.
00:31:43That's fast.
00:31:44I mean, who knows?
00:31:46You might know each other.
00:31:47After all, you both swim in the same hard pond.
00:31:53Joanne's still running the exhibition?
00:31:56God damn it!
00:31:59When are we going to hit the mall?
00:32:00I still have to talk to Joanne about the exhibition.
00:32:03Seriously?
00:32:04You're so cozy enough to that old hag?
00:32:06It's me or her, Paolo.
00:32:08Truth.
00:32:10Get the hell out!
00:32:14So what's your mom like?
00:32:15Do you think we'd get along?
00:32:17Well, I...
00:32:19You're messing with my mannequin, bitch!
00:32:23I would never hit a woman,
00:32:24so you better leave on your own right now.
00:32:28It's all right.
00:32:30I want nothing to do with that loser.
00:32:33He's probably already groveling at some investor's feet.
00:32:36I'm done with his drama.
00:32:37I see.
00:32:39You're sinking your claws into some young boy, huh?
00:32:42What a desperate cradle, Robert.
00:32:43Watch your mouth.
00:32:44And get out before I call the cops on you.
00:32:52You all right?
00:32:52Yeah.
00:33:03Care to explain this?
00:33:05Sudden divorce?
00:33:07I have no fear where those rumors came from.
00:33:09If you can't quiet this mess, Paolo,
00:33:13you're through.
00:33:14You hear me?
00:33:16Then Joanne must pay.
00:33:17I'll make sure she's finished.
00:33:19You damn will.
00:33:21Better!
00:33:22For fuck's sake.
00:33:28So are you and Paolo divorcing?
00:33:30Was the power couple of the art world just an act?
00:33:32My marriage is private.
00:33:33Please, no comment.
00:33:35The losses could be over a hundred million.
00:33:37Who should be held responsible?
00:33:38Joanne has been my wife for years.
00:33:41We've been through it all.
00:33:42I stand by her.
00:33:43So, Paolo, are you aware your wife is pursuing a younger man?
00:33:46Yes, I'm aware.
00:33:48If Joanne wants to get into the inexperienced pants of a 20-something,
00:33:53frankly, I respect her decision as a feminist.
00:33:56I knew Paolo would never go out of his way to help me.
00:33:59Can you confirm you're an old cougar chasing younger men?
00:34:03I...
00:34:03Enough!
00:34:04All right?
00:34:05I'll take responsibility for the losses.
00:34:07I've already contacted Skycrest's agent.
00:34:09If he agrees, I'll be the sole organizer.
00:34:17Al Skycrest is here!
00:34:29I am Mr. Skycrest's agent.
00:34:31He has issued a statement that he is not canceling the upcoming exhibition.
00:34:34And I miss Joanne here.
00:34:35We'll stay on as his director.
00:34:36What the hell is going on here?
00:34:40Look at this.
00:34:42Skycrest's social media account just followed someone.
00:34:46It's Joanne.
00:34:47He's never followed anyone before.
00:34:58I can't stand being all over the internet.
00:35:01Hey, Joanne.
00:35:03Rumor has it you're dating Skycrest?
00:35:07Spill.
00:35:08Are we actually seeing him?
00:35:14No, I'm not dating Skycrest.
00:35:17The media just ran with some stupid rumor.
00:35:19I honestly don't even know why he chose me as director.
00:35:22Well, maybe because he thinks you're way more capable than Paolo.
00:35:30You know what?
00:35:32I'm going to throw a party.
00:35:33Inviting the media.
00:35:35It's time to set the record straight.
00:35:41Aunt Lily!
00:35:43It's been a long time.
00:35:45Oh, you two look so good together.
00:35:47We're just friends.
00:35:50Sure, sure.
00:36:02Hey, I've got a surprise for you.
00:36:04Oh, yeah?
00:36:05What is it?
00:36:07Well, let's just say yes.
00:36:13Hi.
00:36:14It's nice to finally meet you, Joanne.
00:36:16I've heard so much about you.
00:36:19Oh, Alan and I?
00:36:21Just friends.
00:36:23Don't get the wrong idea.
00:36:26Honestly, you're such a catch.
00:36:29You and Alan totally make the perfect couple.
00:36:33Wow, thanks, Mindy.
00:36:37So, uh, what is this surprise you have for me tonight?
00:36:42Maybe.
00:36:44Skycrest will make an appearance tonight.
00:36:45No way.
00:36:48Hey, I was thinking of maybe making this us public tonight right here.
00:36:55What do you think?
00:36:56This is the perfect time to reveal everything.
00:36:59I can't wait any longer.
00:37:01Joanne, I need to tell you something.
00:37:08My mom, she's...
00:37:09Joanne, come with me.
00:37:12Alec, I'm going to smile for you.
00:37:14What are you doing?
00:37:16Play along one last time.
00:37:19You'll get the divorce papers tonight.
00:37:21Otherwise, I'll file a fault-based divorce.
00:37:25Adultery?
00:37:26Career suicide.
00:37:28And your little boy toy?
00:37:29I'll destroy him.
00:37:32Joanne, is it true you're dating a much younger man?
00:37:34No.
00:37:39No.
00:37:40That's just a rumor.
00:37:42I'm not seeing anyone.
00:37:58Aunt Lily?
00:38:01Aunt Lily?
00:38:03This phone?
00:38:03I just found it on a table.
00:38:05I didn't know you and Joanne were friends.
00:38:08What a surprise.
00:38:14Joanne?
00:38:15Oh.
00:38:16It's you.
00:38:18That woman just rejected you in front of the press, and you're still running after her?
00:38:23I'm sure she had her reasons.
00:38:25Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find her.
00:38:31Mindy, have you seen Alan?
00:38:33Yep, and you dropped your phone.
00:38:35Thanks.
00:38:36Where did he go?
00:38:37Hmm, um, that way.
00:38:40Or maybe that way.
00:38:45Look, I know you like Alan, but from what I can see, you two don't really click.
00:38:52And you two do?
00:38:54Isn't it a little awkward?
00:38:55Dating your best friend's son?
00:38:58What are you talking about?
00:39:00Oops.
00:39:01Didn't he tell you he's Lily's son?
00:39:08You mean, you really didn't know?
00:39:12Alan is Lily's son.
00:39:14Your best friend's son.
00:39:17No.
00:39:18That's not possible.
00:39:20Call her.
00:39:21Ask yourself.
00:39:24Oh.
00:39:26Feeling guilty?
00:39:28Dating a guy 18 years younger is one thing.
00:39:32But dating your best friend's kid?
00:39:37That's not love.
00:39:38That's sick.
00:39:40You must already know.
00:39:42He's going to tell me tonight.
00:39:43I have to go find him.
00:39:45Did he tell you he had a surprise for you?
00:39:48How do you know that?
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50I've known him for years.
00:39:52Every time he's drained his inspiration from a woman,
00:39:55he throws her a little surprise before dumping her like trash.
00:39:59What do you mean, inspiration?
00:40:01Oh my god.
00:40:02I promised Alan I wouldn't tell anyone
00:40:06that he's the Al Skycrest.
00:40:24You okay?
00:40:26Don't overthink it.
00:40:28Only Alan's agent, his mom, and I know his real identity.
00:40:31He keeps his girlfriends a secret.
00:40:34Maybe you're just part of his process, you know?
00:40:37Dating older women?
00:40:40Stealing their bits of souls for art?
00:40:44Joanne!
00:40:46Joanne!
00:40:49Joanne!
00:41:09You've been off since the gala.
00:41:11Did Mindy say something to you?
00:41:14No.
00:41:16I was just wondering,
00:41:17when the media asked me if I was dating someone,
00:41:21did that hurt you?
00:41:25No.
00:41:26It's okay, I know you didn't mean to hurt me.
00:41:28I get sometimes people have to lie.
00:41:32What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
00:41:37Um, I once told my mom to lie to skip school,
00:41:40but that was probably the biggest.
00:41:43Really?
00:41:45You never lied to her again?
00:41:52I have to take this.
00:41:58I'm telling her.
00:41:59Tonight, I can't hold the sin anymore.
00:42:01Alan, listen.
00:42:02Just wait a little longer.
00:42:04The studio...
00:42:05I'll pay a penalty fee if I have to.
00:42:06I just...
00:42:07I can't lie to Joanne anymore.
00:42:15Joanne?
00:42:36Hey, I was thinking maybe we should get dinner tonight.
00:42:39That surprise that I mentioned,
00:42:41maybe we could do it properly this time.
00:42:45Sure.
00:42:52So this is it, right?
00:42:56Your grand farewell, Skycrest?
00:43:02I have something to tell you, Joanne.
00:43:05Now, I haven't been completely honest with you,
00:43:09but here it is.
00:43:10I'm Al Skycrest.
00:43:12And my best friend is your mom.
00:43:15My mom is your best...
00:43:17Your best friend is my mom.
00:43:28You look incredible.
00:43:40Only flowers?
00:43:44There's more.
00:43:53It's a bit young for me.
00:43:55Don't you think?
00:44:00Joanne, there's something I...
00:44:01I need to get off my chest.
00:44:05The truth is, my real identity...
00:44:06I am starving.
00:44:08Aren't you?
00:44:11Right.
00:44:12Let's eat.
00:44:12I'll have the truffle risotto,
00:44:16caviar toast,
00:44:18duck confit,
00:44:19oysters.
00:44:20Ooh, the wagyu tartare looks really nice.
00:44:24Quite an appetite today, huh?
00:44:25You have money to spare, right?
00:44:27Al Skycrest?
00:44:33Relax.
00:44:35I'm not going to waste this beautiful glass of champagne on your face.
00:44:42I should have known you were a liar.
00:44:44You pretended to be my divorce lawyer when we first met, remember?
00:44:49No, I can explain.
00:44:50I am such an idiot.
00:44:52I'm 36, and I'm still falling for some fuckboy's games.
00:44:57I actually thought you loved me.
00:45:07Wait, Joanne.
00:45:09I was going to tell you, okay, but I was scared.
00:45:12I wanted to tell you tonight, but I couldn't, okay?
00:45:15I'm in a contract.
00:45:17But I can't wait anymore.
00:45:18Yes, I'm Al Skycrest.
00:45:24Say something.
00:45:25Mindy was right.
00:45:27You can't stop acting.
00:45:34Every time he's drained his inspiration from a woman,
00:45:37he throws her a little surprise before dumping her like trash.
00:45:42Joanne.
00:45:45Joanne, wait.
00:45:47Joanne, please.
00:45:49Whatever Mindy said to you, it's not true.
00:45:51I didn't mean to lie to you, okay?
00:45:53You knew I was directing your exhibition from the start.
00:45:56Don't act like you admired my professionalism.
00:45:58You were just using me to fuel your inspiration
00:46:01before you kicked me to the curb.
00:46:04Didn't you say you never dated an older woman?
00:46:06Well, now you have.
00:46:09So what now, Mr. Artist?
00:46:15Ah.
00:46:31What the hell?
00:46:36Joanne, do you know that's my son?
00:46:39You just found out.
00:46:41I swear I had no...
00:46:42You're to disgust me.
00:46:44I never want to see either of you ever again.
00:46:47Mom.
00:46:48Mom.
00:46:52Joanne, please.
00:46:54Did you know from the beginning
00:46:56that your mom was my best friend?
00:46:58I can explain.
00:46:58No, you can't.
00:47:00And don't follow me.
00:47:09Now this is what I call breaking news.
00:47:21This is where we first met.
00:47:25Why did you leave me, Joanne?
00:47:35She dumped you, didn't she?
00:47:38Come on, Alan.
00:47:40Mind help you forget about him?
00:47:52Finish this.
00:47:53You'll forget all your problems.
00:48:18You'll feel better if we take this off.
00:48:30Alan, you really should stop calling me.
00:48:35Relax, Joanne.
00:48:37Alan won't be calling you anymore.
00:48:40He's in bed.
00:48:42With me.
00:49:02Damn it.
00:49:03Alan and Mindy.
00:49:05Whatever.
00:49:06Why do I even care?
00:49:10Alan?
00:49:12Joanne, please don't leave me.
00:49:15Hey!
00:49:17Are you insane?
00:49:18I'm sorry, I just feel like I'm burning up and...
00:49:22Enough of your childish games.
00:49:24You were just in bed with Mindy
00:49:26and then you come here showing up like this.
00:49:29Will, Joanne, please?
00:49:30Get out.
00:49:33Now.
00:49:35Alan?
00:49:36Alan?
00:49:37Alan, hey!
00:49:38Alan, wake up!
00:49:39Oh, my God!
00:49:40Oh, my God!
00:49:43Oh, my God!
00:49:45Oh, my God!
00:49:47Oh, my God!
00:49:48Oh, my God!
00:50:01You're awake.
00:50:03Oh, God!
00:50:04You scared the hell out of me last night!
00:50:06I don't even remember anything.
00:50:10Holy shit, I didn't do anything stupid, did I?
00:50:13I called Dr. Smith.
00:50:16You know, you were drugged.
00:50:18Roofied.
00:50:22I only had a few beers.
00:50:26And then Mindy gave me a cocktail
00:50:27and then everything after that was blank.
00:50:30Mindy called me from your phone last night
00:50:33and said you were in bed together.
00:50:35No, no, Joanne.
00:50:37I would never do that to you.
00:50:39She probably drugged me.
00:50:41Lied to hurt you.
00:50:43It's okay.
00:50:44Whatever's going on between the two of you
00:50:45is none of my business anymore.
00:50:48There's nothing going on...
00:50:51Lily is my best friend.
00:50:54And I can't hurt her.
00:50:58Okay, well, at least come with me
00:50:59to see if we can make it better.
00:51:08Lily, look, I'm so sorry.
00:51:12I really didn't mean to...
00:51:16Alan, Lily invited me over for dinner.
00:51:19You know you've got some nerve showing up here.
00:51:21Get the hell out of my house.
00:51:23What's going on here?
00:51:25Look, Lily, she scared me.
00:51:27Ask her what she did.
00:51:28She drugged me.
00:51:30Alan, you shouldn't have used me like that.
00:51:32I'm not just some stand-in for Joanne!
00:51:35What?
00:51:38He was drunk.
00:51:39He forced himself on me.
00:51:42If I had pushed him away at the time, I'd...
00:51:45Mom?
00:51:47Joanne?
00:51:48I would never do something like that.
00:51:49I swear.
00:51:50I swear!
00:51:51I think it's best you leave.
00:51:55Okay.
00:51:58Take one more step and you're no longer my son.
00:52:06It's all because of that bitch.
00:52:08What did you just say?
00:52:11I mean, she's just so unfair to both of you.
00:52:31Sue, right?
00:52:32You said you had some dirt on that bitch, Joanne.
00:52:35Damn right.
00:52:37You were cold, Alan.
00:52:39So don't blame me for playing dirty.
00:52:50I miss you, Joanne.
00:52:51Please, can we just talk?
00:52:53Alan, I think we need to end things for real this time.
00:52:56I miss you, Joanne.
00:53:06Can we meet just one last time?
00:53:07Just once.
00:53:15I'm sorry, Alan.
00:53:17This relationship was never meant to be.
00:53:19It's only bringing pain.
00:53:21To me.
00:53:22To you.
00:53:23To Lily.
00:53:24We were ignited by mistake.
00:53:27And now, it's time to put the fire out.
00:53:36I know there have been all kinds of rumors swirling, suggesting that Skycrest might not attend our power exhibition.
00:53:46I'm here to confirm that after my continued efforts, Skycrest will be joining us.
00:53:58Skycrest is here.
00:54:16Skycrest, you're known for never showing your face in public.
00:54:19Why attend this event in person?
00:54:21Well, I'm here for someone.
00:54:23Is it true you're dating someone?
00:54:25No.
00:54:25Not yet.
00:54:26She hasn't said yes.
00:54:28But I'll wait.
00:54:29However long it takes.
00:54:34Your little boyfriend is quite romantic, isn't he?
00:54:37You know what?
00:54:38I would actually like a word with Joanne, the director of this art exhibition, if you don't mind.
00:54:55Hi.
00:54:57Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:05we first met you can't just reveal yourself to the entire team it's not romantic it's immature
00:55:15i don't care we'll have to see you in no time from now on we have is strictly professional
00:55:22what we had needs to remain in the past what
00:55:31joanne i love you no i can't betray my best friend this needs to end joanne
00:55:50is it true you're dating someone no not yet she hasn't said yes but i'll wait
00:55:55however long it takes
00:56:09mom i'm sorry for everything
00:56:16you don't have to say anything alan you're a big artist now
00:56:21say whoever you want joanne broke up with me
00:56:26i see she said that friendship comes first for her so she never meant to hurt you
00:56:32mom
00:56:52please lily can we talk
00:57:16it's her it's always been her
00:57:23lily please let's talk i didn't know alan was your son until mindy told me if i'd known earlier i
00:57:30never would have gone out with him mindy
00:57:42i'll give you ten minutes let's talk thank you
00:57:56will
00:57:57willie
00:57:57willie i save it just focus on you not passing out again
00:58:03never meant to hurt me willie i'm willing to do whatever it takes to be friends again
00:58:11even if i tell you to stay away from my son
00:58:18she really does love alan all right then listen to this someone recorded the three of us arguing
00:58:27it makes me think that it was on purpose
00:58:36it has to be paolo
00:58:39i'm putting an end to this right now i won't let him ruin my life
00:58:49huh i thought i heard joanne's voice where is she yeah she was just here she went to go look
00:58:54for paolo
00:58:55let her see paolo
00:59:05joanne alan
00:59:08looking for joanne
00:59:10she's probably meeting her ex-husband probably getting remarried oh enough with the lies she's
00:59:15just using you the moment she got that partnership with sky crest she tossed you aside like trash
00:59:24find out who leaked it no trail no screw-ups go clean this up get the fuck out of here
00:59:33clap i'm surprised to see you so worked up about this i actually thought you were behind this
00:59:38are you out of your mind why the hell would i sabotage my own exhibition because you want to
00:59:44ruin me and you know how hard i worked on this exhibition don't forget who gave you your start
00:59:49all right you're an ungrateful bitch please while i was pulling all-nighters designing for your
00:59:55clients you were out screwing my assistant in our bed don't place this around i've made mistakes sure
01:00:02fine but we were good together imagine you and me again we would be unstoppable
01:00:13get the hell away are you okay did he try anything did he hurt you no paolo and i were
01:00:18having a
01:00:18private conversation you should go but joanne wait just come with me i'll talk to my mom
01:00:25i'm willing to do whatever it takes to be friends again even if i tell you to stay away from
01:00:30my son
01:00:33actually i've decided to give paolo another chance
01:00:39you're considering getting back with this asshole he doesn't deserve you joanne careful while i'm
01:00:44i'm still the man she's married to and clearly i still have a better shot than you do
01:00:51so mindy what's right then you are getting back together mindy
01:00:58believe mindy then you're getting back together
01:01:13congrats joanne you two are the perfect match great taste in art and no awkward age gap
01:01:21okay you can both leave now
01:01:30i can't wait to put a ring on your finger again don't flatter yourself you're not even close
01:01:51joanne's back with paolo alan's devastated you heard her say that she tossed him like trash the
01:01:58moment she landed the sky crest partnership what a cruel woman aunt lily i'll take care of alan
01:02:16oh
01:02:17oh
01:02:20mindy can we chat for a moment
01:02:31oh
01:02:31aunt lily
01:02:33honestly i really wish you were alan's girlfriend
01:02:37really
01:02:39auntie lily yeah joanne's delusional she's like twice his age oh i really want that woman just out of my
01:02:46life for good i could help you get rid of joanne auntie lily you know if if only we had
01:02:53something
01:02:54like that humiliating video that went viral
01:03:00funny that you mention it that video i made it joanne never deserved alan she's been using him this whole
01:03:09time finally i found the person trying to ruin my son's reputation now i just need a plan to stop
01:03:18her
01:03:25mom why the hell is she here what the hell were you two talking about she brought you home you
01:03:31should
01:03:31thank her and we had a nice chat i really want her to be my future daughter-in-law
01:03:42also i'm thinking we should all go to your art exhibitions opening i want you to pull the plug
01:03:46on your deal with joanne and sign with mindy instead that's bullshit she's been lying to you mom
01:03:53sweetheart why don't you go back home now let me talk some sense into alan
01:03:59mom what are you doing mom what are you doing i know mindy's up to something let's just play along
01:04:09joanne any comment on the rumors you and skycrest is it serious i'd really appreciate if we could
01:04:14keep the attention on the exhibition today thank you joanne's right art should be the headlines again
01:04:25as for our relationship we're strictly professional
01:04:36joanne rumor has it you and pal are just business partners now any truth to the breakup
01:04:42paulo is it true as you can see we're still exactly we're still very much a team both in business
01:04:50and in life joanne i've got a big opening present for you what a joke you two a couple don't
01:05:05make me laugh
01:05:07joanne isn't some charming girl boss she's a washed up husband who sleeps her way into partnerships
01:05:14she seduced skycrest like she always does with that fake grace and those tired old tricks
01:05:30this is me being gentle with my ex's mistress the home wrecker get out hello are you just gonna
01:05:38stand there while this bitch humiliates me don't make a scene go freshen up and we'll talk somewhere else
01:05:44okay we are done you are swear this douche no baby baby come on we can work it out useless
01:05:59you dirty manipulative tramp playing the victim while assaulting others in public you don't deserve to be
01:06:06up there you need to get your filthy ass out of here right now you can press charges but i'll
01:06:14sue
01:06:14for defamation and invasion of privacy see my private investigator traced the viral video and you and sue
01:06:23leaked it
01:06:26they even tracked the ip address this is solid proof
01:06:30yeah it was me so what your little service act ends right here you are no longer directing the skycrest
01:06:40exhibition says who skycrest himself
01:06:53you are no longer qualified to be the director of the skycrest exhibition
01:06:59i'm sorry for everything john
01:07:01saint tell her she's out alan alan scared now too late hold on
01:07:13before i name my new director i'd like to give her a special gift
01:07:20a painting
01:07:30is this some kind of joke no joke this is the woman i'm deeply in love with
01:07:38you played me played you there's no room for lies in love you and sue both spread false horrendous lies
01:07:46about us they'll both be hearing from our lawyers alan please i did it all for you then you never
01:07:53really
01:07:53knew me with joanne by my side i can keep creating a skycrest she's my muse my truth
01:08:10what are you going to call it friends because that's where all love starts
01:08:18is
01:08:19you
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