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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your face who's hungry
00:21for some fried calamari it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33what's up how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:13so
01:45don't worry buddy
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:51told you i have a thing later sir
01:53please let me honor you with a public announcement whoa sir with all due respect
02:00i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:21sir your tux
02:25i'm gonna be late for our date
02:27ivy's gonna be real mad
02:29and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this
02:34help me get her a good apology present
02:37something fancy okay
02:39another gift
02:40but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:43oh
02:48whoa
02:49watch it
02:50hey
02:51i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
03:00wait
03:01your cat girl kimmy
03:02newly melted rank s
03:04superheroman
03:05i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint
03:10but i have a girlfriend already
03:12she's the only superhero for me
03:14oh good
03:15because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds
03:17you can run along to your girlfriend while i go save the president
03:20don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien
03:22wait
03:23took care of the alien
03:25you
03:26named xeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies
03:30wait
03:30i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am
03:34i'm cat girl birds natural predator
03:35not those guys
03:36their feathered coats are made of a special metal
03:38it's impenetrable
03:39go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know
03:43what whatever
03:44who is he to tell me how to fight
03:53phew made it
03:55right on time
03:58why is there a party here
04:01ivy?
04:02hey anyone seen ivy?
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary
04:08and
04:10i'm glad you made it xeno
04:11this is my break up party cause i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up?
04:17we just hit our two
04:18you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know you're bland and you blend in
04:22hang on i'm bland?
04:24what?
04:25you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
04:28but you're utterly foreforgettable now
04:30and that's embarrassing me
04:31seriously?
04:33simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention
04:36he doesn't even try
04:37guess he's a failure at that too
04:39excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:41this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer xeno
04:49and how would you know that?
04:51because i'm
04:52gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:55i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world
04:59as for you
05:00class rankings came out already
05:03haven't you seen them?
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school
05:06you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:09your lowest of the lows
05:11rank z
05:13and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above
05:15i can't be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand
05:29would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
05:34i thought so
05:35look closely
05:36i only score so low
05:38so that you, ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:43i didn't ask you to do those things
05:45quit trying to guilt trip me
05:47i bet even if your parents were alive
05:49they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun
06:06but why waste time on a maggot like you?
06:08i won't let you get away with it!
06:15that was the day i unlocked my powers
06:17and that was when i promised to never let another child go through the same hell i did
06:22my parents died protecting this world
06:25don't sell their memories
06:27or what?
06:28and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:31otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon
06:34you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:55you cheated on me ivy?
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a
07:01zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero
07:04oh my god his superhero name is the boulder
07:07how cool is that?
07:08and you're just a powerless weakling
07:10born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14aww i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power
07:18invisibility
07:18ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:21cause guess what?
07:23zenith league is starting an all girls special team
07:25and ivy is going to be on it
07:26that's right!
07:28it's led by the drop dead gorgeous cat girl kimi
07:31and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited!
07:33why aren't you applauding?
07:35you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:40that's because i was the one who got you man
07:49that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:52i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you! got me into zenith league?
08:03aww it's almost cute!
08:05his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:08i'm commander z
08:09the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:13yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways?
08:19keep your mediocrity away from me
08:21don't be an idiot xeno
08:23you don't even have powers
08:24i only got into zenith league
08:26all thanks to brad
08:28his dad is the headhunter
08:29i see how it is
08:31your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed
08:34and to think i was gonna take you to the top with me
08:36not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive
08:38and i broke your fragile little heart
08:40but let's face it
08:41there's no future with you
08:42that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:45too bad
08:45this glorified piece of rock isn't gonna save you from the oncoming regret
08:49when you realize that your upgrade
08:51is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:11i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:14not petty fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before
09:24much less catch it
09:25how did he
09:26oh he's so big and strong
09:28they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:31you fools are made for each other
09:33xeno
09:34even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:38i'm sorry for you
09:40you can save the pity for yourself
09:41you know what this guy's ruined the whole party
09:43i've got a bigger bachelor pod
09:44let's head over there
09:46here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust xeno
09:48love is for fairy tales
09:50even i know that
09:53a loser
09:54so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh
09:56well joke's on her
10:02cause from where i stand
10:04i see a hero
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:21thought you said you had them in the bag
10:23miss rank s
10:26i didn't
10:27a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:29guess you're not just some nerd
10:31you'd be an asset to zeneryth league
10:33how about you become our battle tactician
10:36is that an invite
10:38to my own superhero league
10:41it is
10:42tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:44your ex-girlfriend will be there too
10:46i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:48help you get back at her
10:50i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:53that's a little fast
10:54i have to think about it
10:55i live life on the edge
10:56bottoms up boo
10:59this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like
11:01i'll stay undercover for this
11:06first training day is like frat rush
11:09you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:13if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:15oh you'll be surprised
11:17you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:18i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:28first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:35and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:39what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together
11:45not torment civilians
11:50oh my gosh
11:52zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:55personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick too
11:57and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06what's up towel boy
12:11wait what
12:12good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us
12:17now go wash my dirty laundry
12:18they think i'm just a towel boy
12:21this ought to be fun
12:22hey brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day
12:25oh yeah
12:26you want to get whooped again
12:31this what you superheroes do all day
12:33getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38xeno what the hell are you doing here
12:40this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes
12:45oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig
12:51ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school
12:53came in dead last in class zero powers
12:55i can't believe it brad he's so desperate
12:57he's stalking me now
12:59that's so creepy
13:00ivy aren't you just a new recruit
13:02don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you
13:07you beat us
13:08dude did i hit you too hard on the head last time
13:11you fucking lost it
13:14you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention
13:17you're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:19this isn't a challenge for me
13:21because beating you guys would be like squashing ants
13:23that's it four eyes
13:24you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:27but i've got real combat experience
13:34so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:37or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back
13:44but you have no powers
13:45you're not even good enough to be the towel boy
13:47i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:49come on loser
13:50you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me
13:52what you scared
13:53of course he's scared brad
13:54everyone knows you've got super strength
13:56and you're the strongest of our class
13:57you're gonna break his arm in less than a second
13:59you keep underestimating me ivy
14:01but you're gonna regret it
14:02her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier
14:05now put your arm up
14:06and if you don't
14:07trigger happy will show you a real good time
14:09games and powers
14:10that's all they care about
14:11instead of helping those in need
14:13i really should clean house
14:15go on arm up dipshit
14:18better use that pinky power you were talking about
14:20if you want to live
14:25three, two, one, go!
14:36if you're rank a
14:37then what am i?
14:42what the hell was that?
14:44you look scared
14:45i thought you were the bolder
14:47not very bold are you?
14:49i told you your stance was all wrong
14:51nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55this...
14:56this is impossible
14:57what kind of trickery did you pull on me?
15:00spill it!
15:01i'd never lose
15:02i won fair and square brad
15:05who's the sore loser now?
15:12enough!
15:12no more of this xenon
15:14i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you
15:16but this is no place for your circus act
15:18yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:23do you even know what this place is xenon?
15:26this is the danger room
15:27the ultimate training arena for zenith league
15:30designed by catgirl kimmy herself
15:33she is the only rank s female fighter in the league
15:36nobody dares to mess with her
15:37well i didn't need those glasses anyways
15:38depressed?
15:39this whip is the very proof that i belong here
15:41yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:43zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:46before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you
15:49stop talking down to me
15:50i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody
15:52what are you gonna do actually whip me?
15:54i'm not your boyfriend anymore
15:55or are you begging me back now?
15:57that's it
15:57i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:12this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay?
16:16you said you got this whip because catgirl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad?
16:21yes and you better watch it
16:23you can fish in this if you mess with me
16:25that's messing with catgirl kimmy
16:30you're an idiot zeno
16:31and i thought you were at least book smart
16:33all of us here are rank a heroes
16:34we could pumple you to mush if we wanted to
16:36but now you're straight up tempting death
16:39catgirl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that?
16:42oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:44you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:46are you kidding me?
16:48catgirl kimmy is a rank-ass hero
16:50she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:52oof
16:53and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:57it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place ivy
17:08my whip
17:11so are we just gonna stand around and talk?
17:13or are we gonna fight?
17:22what was that?
17:23zeon!
17:23you pay for this!
17:24brad do something!
17:29this all you got?
17:30all i feel is a light breeze
17:32you don't wanna play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene
17:40get a grip
17:45hey hey!
17:47he's getting me trigger happy!
17:49let's hit him all at once!
17:55i want his head!
17:56charge it!
17:58nooooo!
17:59nooooo!
18:01nooooooooo!
18:18nooooooo!
18:20you just kissed him do you know who that is that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:28yep my new battle tactician and he's got better moves than everyone in this room
18:33combined he has zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy he beat your arm in under
18:41a
18:41second anyone else want to debate his qualifications you could have just shaken my hand where's the
18:48fun in that my office five minutes do something oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown someone's going after zenith league's
19:07classified files how classified identity level real names home addresses every active hero in the league
19:15including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside
19:22boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:30goes by vortex new nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch so he can only drain one
19:43person at a time yes then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once you keep
19:50him splitting
19:51his attention he can't drain what he can't catch see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people if vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking
20:12target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you
20:20vortex is the one hanging back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted
20:24look at that he strategizes
20:38boomerang left
20:45now
20:46i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank s i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left and key me don't let the vacuum into a corner he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win a win
21:55boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right now if
22:00he hadn't split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit that's how
22:05you beat him he also grabbed our tactist outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why
22:10rank z remember nothing to drain
22:14i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the works something doesn't
22:19add up i trust him that's enough you've known him for two days kimi he's got no rank no powers
22:26and vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking for
22:30meetings over
22:35xinon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people it's what i do and when his hand was on your wrist
22:44you didn't flinch you didn't panic you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:50xino is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league i have a simple request commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:11publicly in the city square you have until dawn or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously
23:17every single one
23:21can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is
23:26does anyone here know who commander z is
23:32commander z has always operated independently
23:34his identity is classified even from us
23:37so what do we do
23:39we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:42some of us don't have anything to worry about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon
23:45right
23:47lucky you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently
24:11not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:30oh
24:31oh that's why
24:40oh
24:48oh
24:50oh
24:50oh
25:05he's not waiting for dawn
25:07everyone full gear now
25:17zeno get me a plan
25:19if i go out there as commander z
25:23if i go out there as commander z
25:24everything i built gets blown open
25:26everyone i've kept safe
25:28my team
25:29my cover
25:30my life
25:32gone
25:32but if i don't
25:34i can feel it
25:36he's pulling
25:36from here
25:38zeno
25:39i need a plan
25:40now
25:42commander z
25:43sir
25:44you have to go now
25:46if he completes the drain
25:47i know alphonse
26:02i know who commander z is
26:21don't move
26:23whoo
26:23whoo
26:24whoo
26:24whoo
26:24whoo
26:24whoo
26:25whoo
26:25can we
26:26go now
26:26her
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