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Swipe Wright- Dating 101 HD
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00:00:01If Tanya you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:03People have downloaded the beta version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:09You're hated in quite a while.
00:00:11I'm gonna make the world fall in love, and I'm finally gonna meet the world in my dreams.
00:00:17Perfect.
00:00:18Finally through love.
00:00:24We didn't, you know...
00:00:26Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:00:28That jerk, he lied to me!
00:00:30You fucking date rape me, you piece of shit!
00:00:32Meat for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:00:34It can't be.
00:00:35I know you didn't do what I thought.
00:00:38I'm a man of my word, but you should know that.
00:00:41You should be honest with me.
00:00:43I said I will be in love.
00:00:46The games begin.
00:00:47I saw a video of the two of you who've seen.
00:00:50What video?
00:00:50Are you talking?
00:00:51Yes, ready to fight love.
00:00:53You said that you were ready for real love.
00:00:55True love awaits with your new match.
00:00:57Please let me explain!
00:00:59Stop lying to me.
00:01:01Hey, old Paisley.
00:01:02To tell Lily here,
00:01:04how you've been lying to her your entire relationship to-
00:01:15Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:01:18Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
00:01:21Come on.
00:01:23Surprise!
00:01:27Tim?
00:01:29Tanya, what the hell?
00:01:31What are you doing here, Lily?
00:01:33Tanya, you're my best friend.
00:01:34How did you do this?
00:01:35We, people, downloaded the banned version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:01:47What are you doing?
00:01:48I will burn this whole face to the ground before I let you break up with me Jake Rice!
00:01:58You've been a throwaway on our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:02:05Our app?
00:02:07We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what
00:02:13you've become.
00:02:17Oh, Jake.
00:02:18Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Rice!
00:02:33Oh, Jake.
00:02:40Nothing left behind
00:02:43Sorry I got over- relentless
00:02:50Real love just makes me jealous
00:03:13my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:03:22My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
00:03:28Ouch.
00:03:30How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:39That's all that says in the invitation for something more.
00:03:43Oh, of course not. I would never take a bitch.
00:03:49Meh. I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:04:00Heartbreak.
00:04:02Find your love.
00:04:37We'll see you next time.
00:04:38We'll see you next time.
00:04:38Bye.
00:04:39Bye.
00:04:48Bye.
00:04:50Bye.
00:04:51.
00:05:50Who's there?
00:05:51.
00:05:53I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:05:57Oh, you didn't have to...
00:06:05Um...
00:06:06We didn't...
00:06:08You know...
00:06:08With all mere respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:06:16Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:06:18Oh, thank God.
00:06:20Uh...
00:06:21Not that I wouldn't want...
00:06:23I mean, you're a very...
00:06:25You're a very type of man, Mr...
00:06:30Mr... Right.
00:06:32Right.
00:06:35Jake...
00:06:35Right, how did I forget?
00:06:38You put my name in your phone, as Mr. Right.
00:06:42Your idea, not mine.
00:06:50Mr. Right.
00:07:10Oh, sorry. I...
00:07:13Wait, I thought you slept on the couch.
00:07:18I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk. And I said you felt the same.
00:07:23Sorry.
00:07:25I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:07:29I don't know how to do with it.
00:07:33By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swap.
00:07:37Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:07:39Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:07:40Especially that one.
00:07:41I mean, even the name, it just...
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:44Oh, well, I hope and give it a shot, man.
00:07:48Cause...
00:07:48I think you deserve to find our love.
00:08:13I didn't press charges.
00:08:15Because you love me?
00:08:17I care for you.
00:08:18But no.
00:08:20And I love you.
00:08:21We created an incredible app.
00:08:24Love Swap's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:08:28Take care, Elise.
00:08:32Oh, I will take care.
00:08:35Jake, right.
00:08:37And once I'm finished...
00:08:39You'll be mine.
00:08:41Forever.
00:08:43All.
00:08:44Mine.
00:08:53What do you want, Tanya?
00:08:55Could you please just talk?
00:08:58I want my best friend back.
00:09:01Well, two damn back.
00:09:02I don't want to hear it.
00:09:03Now, please, can you go?
00:09:04Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:09:09Reasonable?
00:09:09Reasonable?
00:09:11Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and...
00:09:14And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:09:21Lily, stop.
00:09:22Lily, stop.
00:09:24Stop.
00:09:25I love you and I know when we hear there is somebody out there for you.
00:09:29It's okay.
00:09:32Hey.
00:09:32Hey.
00:09:33Lily.
00:09:34Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:09:43What is that?
00:09:44What?
00:09:55That jerk, he lied to me.
00:10:13Love swipe uses a unique approach.
00:10:17With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh day.
00:10:24So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:10:29That's right.
00:10:30And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:10:38Love swing.
00:10:39That's perfect.
00:10:41Thank you for your time.
00:10:42Now I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:10:54How are the eggs?
00:10:56You fucking day-ragged me, you piece of shit!
00:11:00You fucking day-ragged me, you piece of shit!
00:11:06I never want to see you again!
00:11:13I need a drink.
00:11:17Mr. Ray?
00:11:18You're going to be a very rich man.
00:11:21Your life is about to change, sir.
00:11:39And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate the love swing.
00:11:47I'll use the door when you break.
00:11:49And then you'll come crawling back.
00:11:53But...
00:11:53Just in case.
00:11:55Just in case.
00:11:56Just in hell, go in there.
00:11:57All set, boss.
00:11:58Cameras in every room.
00:12:01Perfect.
00:12:02It's time for the contingency.
00:12:13Last three years in my life.
00:12:15Look at this.
00:12:19I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman in my dreams.
00:12:24Here's to you, gorgeous whoever you are.
00:12:40I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:12:42I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:12:47Nice to dream.
00:12:49Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download that site.
00:12:52She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:12:54Are you even listening?
00:12:55To yourself, you downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:12:59Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:13:01No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:13:10Lily, this is serendipity.
00:13:12What is?
00:13:13Love Swipe, it just released a new update.
00:13:15Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:13:17You're trying it.
00:13:18No the hell I'm not.
00:13:20Give me that back.
00:13:22You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:13:27Fine.
00:13:28Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you are horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:13:32you.
00:13:35No way.
00:13:47It can't be.
00:13:49Well, that doesn't lie.
00:13:53I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:13:56This is the guy who day raped me.
00:13:58He was?
00:14:00Here's the plan.
00:14:01So you go on to the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him,
00:14:05okay?
00:14:06I do like the idea of kicking this right, but...
00:14:12Justin, find out everything you can.
00:14:18I am going to bring you two together.
00:14:23Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:14:30Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:14:45On?
00:14:59Lily, you ate it.
00:15:08I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:15:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:15:15Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:15:21I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:15:23You should know that.
00:15:25I'm really glad you came.
00:15:27Shall we?
00:15:39Stay home.
00:15:40Oh, my gosh.
00:15:45Well done.
00:15:47That's still.
00:15:48She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:15:51This may be a little quicker than I thought.
00:15:59Let the games begin.
00:16:04Share a secret from your childhood.
00:16:09May I?
00:16:10Sure.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:14When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they gave me lunch at school.
00:16:20And I really had to get out of the bathroom.
00:16:22So I raised my hand with the teacher and let me go.
00:16:25So I just make a run for it.
00:16:28When I...
00:16:31You beat yourself?
00:16:33Oh, I wish.
00:16:34I wish.
00:16:36That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:39Oh, no.
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:40So every single step I take, it's like...
00:16:44Well, everything exploded at me.
00:16:46And I cried a lot.
00:16:49It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:16:52Right?
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Oh, Jake.
00:16:54I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:16:56It's okay.
00:16:57I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:17:03Ask about your sister, Doreen.
00:17:05I got it.
00:17:06When I was 13...
00:17:08It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:17:11My sister?
00:17:13Camilla, she's not a part of the story.
00:17:15No, Camilla.
00:17:16Doreen.
00:17:21I'm so sorry.
00:17:24I have to go.
00:17:37It's like picking candy from a baby.
00:17:52I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:17:55What was I thinking?
00:18:03Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:18:11What is he doing here?
00:18:14Lily, it's me.
00:18:16Go away.
00:18:17Jake, just leave me alone, please.
00:18:20Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't leave.
00:18:23This whole thing is so stupid.
00:18:25I hate dating apps.
00:18:26They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:18:29I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:18:32If we just...
00:18:33Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:18:40Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:18:46Why did you say?
00:18:47I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:19:01I said Doreen.
00:19:07Oh, no.
00:19:15My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:19:23One day, my little eyes slipped and fell in the pool, and she tried to save me, but I couldn't
00:19:36give her.
00:19:41I never told you my family that happened.
00:19:59But I had a younger cousin in two months before he turned 11, and he got diagnosed with that.
00:20:12He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:20:16So sorry.
00:20:17I've had a meeting, Jake.
00:20:21Thank you for sharing your past with me.
00:20:29Thank you for listening, Ma.
00:20:46No.
00:20:58Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:21:06All right, let's get out and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:21:11Wait, are you?
00:21:15Are you promoting the app?
00:21:19Am I on camera?
00:21:22Nope.
00:21:23I'm just a guy of the day.
00:21:26What are you talking about, Jake?
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:29I've never met this woman in my life.
00:21:31Oh, come on.
00:21:32You're the love swipe guy.
00:21:36Love swipe guy?
00:21:37What did you guys do to that?
00:21:39Absolutely nothing at all.
00:21:41What?
00:21:41No, you're the bit...
00:21:44What?
00:21:47Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:21:49I totally had the wrong person.
00:21:52Let's dance.
00:21:53You can handle that.
00:21:55Um, yeah.
00:21:56Oh, yeah.
00:21:57You're being stiff.
00:21:58I think I have some more.
00:21:59Do me stiff.
00:22:01Oh, I'm not better than you.
00:22:03I don't know.
00:22:03You don't know.
00:22:04You're okay.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Uh-oh.
00:22:06You're doing it.
00:22:07Come in.
00:22:08Cause I...
00:22:10Huh?
00:22:18Ooh...
00:22:21Ooh...
00:22:22Ooh...
00:22:24Ooh...
00:22:25Ooh...
00:22:25Ooh...
00:22:27Ooh...
00:22:32Ooh...
00:22:33Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:22:36Alright, let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:22:48Admit your greatest failure.
00:22:53You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:22:55I would have her.
00:22:58Okay. There it is.
00:23:02I dropped out of law school.
00:23:04I was really good at it but this one summer I had this internship at this huge law firm and
00:23:10they were horrible to me.
00:23:15I never went back to school that fall.
00:23:19I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:23:24Well I think that you should try again.
00:23:26I bet you'd be good at it.
00:23:28And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:23:34Why about you?
00:23:38Oh.
00:23:40You know I...
00:23:41I was just fired.
00:23:44Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:23:49Right as I was getting huge.
00:23:51So yeah.
00:23:53Are you working tech?
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:57Yep, I work in tech.
00:24:01Why did you, Monica Moore?
00:24:03Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:24:05What do you do for a living?
00:24:08I told you I'm in tech.
00:24:11Okay, but what does that mean?
00:24:13Tell the truth.
00:24:15I work in a...
00:24:23For a startup.
00:24:24Very secret startup.
00:24:27Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:24:31So I just...
00:24:32Oh, I...
00:24:34I totally understand.
00:24:36Can you promise me something?
00:24:39Don't ever lie to me.
00:24:42Please.
00:24:43I promise.
00:24:47What is happening?
00:24:48Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:24:52I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:24:55Maybe a little pain a little more.
00:24:56Dustin, you're up.
00:25:00Alright, you two.
00:25:02I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:25:05First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:25:09Let's do you first, doll.
00:25:11Her name's Lily.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Lily doll.
00:25:14What you got?
00:25:15Some one-two combos.
00:25:17Mm-hmm.
00:25:20Yeah, right?
00:25:21A little harder, let's go.
00:25:22Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:25:24Boom, boom.
00:25:24Good.
00:25:25Good job.
00:25:26Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:25:28Hey!
00:25:29That's enough!
00:25:32You okay?
00:25:33Yeah, fine.
00:25:34There's something I should probably tell you.
00:25:36Come here.
00:25:38Say, ain't you that CEO of Tech Guy?
00:25:44Uh...
00:25:44No.
00:25:45Not me.
00:25:45Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:25:49What's...
00:25:49What are you talking about, Jake?
00:25:52I don't know.
00:25:53But this guy needs to learn to manage.
00:25:59Jake!
00:26:00I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:26:02Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:26:04Any girls?
00:26:06Maybe.
00:26:08Maybe.
00:26:08Dude!
00:26:09Dude!
00:26:10Dude!
00:26:11Ugh!
00:26:16You good?
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:18I'm sorry.
00:26:19I can't protect you.
00:26:21This is a good deal.
00:26:23I don't know, but...
00:26:24Just stay here for a minute.
00:26:26I just think I need to show you.
00:26:27Hey, Lily, wait.
00:26:28He's crazy!
00:26:28I'm crazy!
00:26:35That was amazing!
00:26:38I've been training for years.
00:26:39It was really something you tried to protect me, but...
00:26:42Next time,
00:26:43I ask if I need help...
00:27:03Let's get out of here.
00:27:08Date number four.
00:27:16Where's your bathroom?
00:27:18It's just right there.
00:27:29You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:27:33I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:27:36There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:27:40No, I think I'm going to show you.
00:27:42Oh yeah?
00:27:44Like what?
00:27:47I think I'm going to show you.
00:28:13All my life I was looking for a sunlight.
00:28:18Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:28:24Sometimes you can't see things when it ain't time.
00:28:27It ain't easy.
00:28:30It ain't easy.
00:28:31I can't get so far.
00:28:33I can't get so far.
00:28:43You're the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:28:59It's yours.
00:29:02You can watch.
00:29:16Hold on a second.
00:29:18It's okay.
00:29:20I want you.
00:29:22Please stop.
00:29:27What's wrong?
00:29:28I want you so much.
00:29:35I have to wait for the app.
00:29:37We have to wait for the app.
00:29:40Are you kidding?
00:29:41Screw that stupid app.
00:29:43I know.
00:29:46The app isn't stupid.
00:29:49I'm sorry.
00:29:51I really...
00:29:52I just think we should wait.
00:29:55Oh.
00:29:57Okay.
00:30:00Fine.
00:30:01I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:30:13Tell me I'm close for comforts!
00:30:18I've got to take this up a notch.
00:30:23It's not like the agency.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:29Okay.
00:30:40What the hell?
00:30:44Where is she?
00:30:46What are you talking about?
00:30:48Lily, what are you doing?
00:30:50Don't even try to stop me tonight.
00:30:52Lily, please.
00:30:53Just tell me where she is.
00:30:54Okay, don't lie to me.
00:30:56I will end things right here.
00:30:57I won't even be mad.
00:30:58I just need to be honest with you, okay?
00:30:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:31:01I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:31:03I've been cheated on before.
00:31:04Tell me where she is.
00:31:06There's no one here.
00:31:06Who are you talking about?
00:31:08I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:31:16No...
00:31:17It was just here.
00:31:19What are you talking about?
00:31:21I read an email with news of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfish so I know that
00:31:26you took them.
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:29But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:31:35You are the only person I love naked in my apartment, Lee.
00:31:39Really?
00:31:41I swear.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:44I swear.
00:31:45I swear I'm not crazy.
00:31:46I just, I can't go through that again.
00:31:48You won't have to.
00:31:54I promise.
00:32:03What are you doing?
00:32:05I changed my mind.
00:32:07I want you.
00:32:09Right now.
00:32:32I'm not crazy.
00:32:44I'm not crazy.
00:32:45I'm not crazy.
00:32:45I'm crazy.
00:32:46Jake, stop.
00:32:51Sorry.
00:32:55I'm sorry. I just...
00:32:56I really want to. It's just...
00:32:59I'm still shaking up those photos.
00:33:03And you know what?
00:33:05BuzzFype is working.
00:33:08I think we should wait.
00:33:11Okay. Yeah.
00:33:13We can wait.
00:33:16I would never want to pressure you.
00:33:18I promise.
00:33:24As soon as Lozart gets the permission,
00:33:28you can have me.
00:33:31All of me.
00:33:59I don't know.
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:12You're sure you trust this guy?
00:34:15Not that you know anything about trust.
00:34:18But yeah.
00:34:19Yeah, I do.
00:34:20What did he do for work?
00:34:22He's intact.
00:34:23Jack.
00:34:25Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:34:27There...
00:34:27There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:34:30Something you may not want to hear.
00:34:33What do you mean?
00:34:36What the fuck was I recently talking about?
00:34:38I'm joking.
00:34:39Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:34:41That's...
00:34:41AC's home.
00:34:47Are you sure you're alright?
00:34:49I'm fine.
00:34:53Ask Jake about his work.
00:34:55Finally, I can see it happening.
00:34:58Now that I've planned to make his work history,
00:35:00push him to tell the truth,
00:35:02and then he'll be mine again.
00:35:04My friends didn't come yet.
00:35:07You mean...
00:35:07Those two?
00:35:09We're in disguise every single time we come here.
00:35:12They...
00:35:12Yeah, didn't they cheat on you?
00:35:14Behind your back?
00:35:16Only because of that stupid app.
00:35:18Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:35:27Jake Wright, you're 30 under 30.
00:35:33What do you do for work?
00:35:35I'm in tech.
00:35:36I told you.
00:35:39My friends...
00:35:41They received an envelope with documents
00:35:44sending you an app developer.
00:35:50If we can ask you to help, please don't mind me.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:56I'm...
00:35:56I'm gonna tell you.
00:35:57But that's because I trust you,
00:36:00and you have to promise
00:36:01not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:36:04Okay, I promise.
00:36:05I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:36:11I'm, uh...
00:36:12I started a...
00:36:18I started an app.
00:36:20And I'm looking for investors.
00:36:23And I'm just...
00:36:25a poor app developer,
00:36:26looking for packing.
00:36:29I'm sorry.
00:36:30Hello, do you believe me?
00:36:33Of course I believe.
00:36:35Just...
00:36:36Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:44And I...
00:36:45No...
00:36:47Oh, she wants honesty!
00:36:50What is it?
00:36:56No...
00:36:57Oh, she wants honesty!
00:37:06What is it?
00:37:07talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech guy but just not as rich as
00:37:13a
00:37:13super rich tech guy all i can say is if this app takes off i'm not gonna need to worry
00:37:20about my
00:37:20life you got this
00:37:26light detector test tomorrow that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:37:31actually it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scraping of social media
00:37:38platforms how do you know that just a guess pretty sure perhaps is it well i'm not scared of some
00:37:48light detector test there's nothing i wouldn't tell you
00:37:52do you feel the same yeah actually there's somewhere i could be we should get out of here
00:38:04i've got you right where i want you lily midlock prepare for heartbreak
00:38:11so how does this work again the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv choices
00:38:19nervous but excited that's it true so you ready yeah absolutely
00:38:30jake are you sure yes i'm sure
00:38:35ask about his job
00:38:39so jake are you an app developer
00:38:42yes
00:38:45what can i ask you to develop
00:38:46um two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing
00:38:56social media scrubbing like our data
00:39:00yep
00:39:00have you developed any other apps
00:39:05yes
00:39:07well um
00:39:09are you okay
00:39:12yeah
00:39:13yep
00:39:19there isn't anything that you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:39:23it's only for you
00:39:26then i trust you okay
00:39:38okay
00:39:41have you developed any other apps
00:39:44have you developed any other apps
00:39:49nope
00:39:55why are you lying to me
00:39:56i'm i'm not i'm not i swear i swear
00:40:01willow do you trust me
00:40:03i say so
00:40:05and are you attracted to me
00:40:08yes
00:40:10now you're ready to find your love
00:40:12i
00:40:15yes
00:40:16i'm ready to find love
00:40:19are you sure
00:40:21yes i'm sure
00:40:23what's
00:40:24what's going on
00:40:25you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:40:28jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:40:33sorry that's not the work you said that you were ready for real love
00:40:38i'm sorry
00:41:00what are you doing here
00:41:04please
00:41:06what are you doing here
00:41:07what are you doing here
00:41:09with the app
00:41:11yeah
00:41:22so
00:41:24what's wrong with the app
00:41:25oh no
00:41:26nothing
00:41:27um
00:41:28that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:41:30um
00:41:32i
00:41:33i was really
00:41:35hurting
00:41:36after we broke up so after a day or so I downloaded the app and I matched with
00:41:45someone and Jake you were right what do you mean I met someone Jake the app works
00:41:56and I'm proof I mean we're talking about getting married great mom I'm happy for
00:42:06you well what about you have you matched with anyone yeah yeah okay tell me about
00:42:16her is she pretty honestly it's things I don't know well you know you're not
00:42:29trying to say it's love-type's fault because I mean I know that works you were
00:42:33right all along Jake mm-hmm I just don't know anymore well I really hope you do
00:42:45work think it out
00:42:50I just wanted to thank you in person we really did make something special
00:43:05okay just because me and my match are having issues I'm falling in love with her and I'm happy for
00:43:14you but I think you should go
00:43:16I'm sorry Jake I'm so sorry you're you're right again you know we're in love with other people and I
00:43:26need to respect that
00:43:28I'm sorry
00:43:38gotcha Jake let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:43:44let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:43:44let's see how your little girl feels about this
00:43:50let's see how your little girl feels about this
00:43:51I'm never gonna find love again all men are liars
00:43:55and the worst part is if the two of you made me a liar I can't even trust my own
00:43:59heart
00:44:01I'm sorry Lily
00:44:04screw you Tim
00:44:16I'm sorry
00:44:16five minutes ago that asshole
00:44:26gave all right
00:44:28Lily so good to see oh okay what's going on
00:44:32do you think I'm an idiot Jake
00:44:34no where is she
00:44:36who
00:44:39don't gaslight me I'm not crazy I know you're hiding things from me
00:44:43yeah I promise I'm not hiding anything from you
00:44:45liar you're lying to me I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:44:49what video
00:44:57no no no this can't be happening again
00:44:59Lily give me your phone
00:45:04just as I thought no traditional trace amount of her
00:45:07so it's not hacked
00:45:11you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:45:16because I was kissing another woman
00:45:23wait what are you saying
00:45:25that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but also extremely unstable
00:45:40but why was she here why were you kissing her
00:45:43she came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:45:48but then she she kissed me just for a moment
00:45:56but in that moment I realized how much that I love you
00:46:03that you're the only person I want to be with
00:46:11do you forgive me
00:46:16you lied to me again
00:46:18you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me
00:46:24Lily please stop
00:46:26I'm sorry
00:46:28yeah you are
00:46:30will I see you again
00:46:31I don't know
00:46:33all I know is that I can't stand in the same room as you right now
00:46:39Lily waits
00:46:42Lily
00:46:47oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:46:52now
00:46:53it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:47:03you and Jake Wright have been unmatched
00:47:07what
00:47:09no
00:47:13true love awaits
00:47:14with your new match
00:47:15Mitchell Stevens
00:47:19this can't be happening
00:47:23Jake please pick up
00:47:25Jake
00:47:26Lily
00:47:28I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:47:30I'll see you then
00:47:32tragic as it is
00:47:34I think it's for the best
00:47:36why are you saying that
00:47:38clearly we have some issues
00:47:39and if I'm being honest
00:47:40I'm a sexier woman
00:47:42who's super intelligent
00:47:43ready for a real love
00:47:44Jake wait
00:47:49I can't believe him
00:47:54true love awaits
00:47:55with your new match
00:47:56Mitchell Stevens
00:47:57alright Mitchell Stevens
00:48:00get ready to meet the hottest girl
00:48:01you've ever seen
00:48:12you must be Lily
00:48:14might I say
00:48:15your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:48:19damn
00:48:20so
00:48:21uh Mitchell
00:48:23what's it
00:48:24what do you do for a living
00:48:25isn't it obvious babe
00:48:27I get paid and I get laid
00:48:29how many?
00:48:30oh don't worry
00:48:31you will
00:48:32excuse me
00:48:33I'm a model babe
00:48:35isn't it obvious
00:48:36no
00:48:36it's not
00:48:38and you already said that
00:48:39sorry
00:48:40I'm just super distracted by that
00:48:42tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:48:44can't wait to get that thing off
00:48:46and on my floor where it belongs
00:48:48you know what I mean?
00:48:49I think I made a mistake
00:48:51hey wait
00:48:53tonight's the night
00:48:55I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Lost Swipe
00:48:57and if she'll have me
00:48:59I will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:49:02I'm coming for you Lily
00:49:04hey wait
00:49:06let go of my arm
00:49:07hey the app hooked us up babe
00:49:10we're soulmates meant to be
00:49:11I don't love you I love Jake
00:49:15I love Jake
00:49:19I love Jake
00:49:20and I need to go
00:49:21right now
00:49:22hey that's a vest
00:49:29get off me you creep
00:49:35Jake
00:49:37Jake
00:49:38no Jake wait
00:49:40Jake
00:49:42Jake wait
00:49:45Pete
00:49:46it's not what it seems
00:49:49really
00:49:50really cause I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day
00:49:54please let me explain
00:49:56now there's nothing to explain
00:49:58you gotta cheat and I'm on your asshole boyfriend
00:50:00now you're cheating on me
00:50:04we were unmatched
00:50:06I called you and you broke it off
00:50:09you humiliated me
00:50:11stop lying to me Lily
00:50:13I want us to be honest with each other
00:50:15but you're lying to my face
00:50:18I'm not lying to you
00:50:25love swipe matched me with that stupid mean head
00:50:29I only went out with him to get back at you
00:50:31and when I saw him
00:50:34when he kissed me
00:50:38and that's the only person I wanted to kiss
00:50:40was you
00:50:42please you have to believe me
00:50:48so then all that happened
00:50:51today
00:50:52that I called you
00:50:53and we in the last night broke up with you
00:50:55because why would I lie about that
00:50:58it's not safe
00:50:59we gotta go Lily
00:51:01Jake you scared me
00:51:02what do you mean it's not safe
00:51:04you trust me we need to go right now
00:51:06okay
00:51:07so
00:51:12this is my parents' cabin
00:51:14they moved overseas
00:51:16so it's
00:51:16all mine now
00:51:18I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:51:21I don't understand why it's safe here
00:51:25no cell phone service
00:51:27no internet
00:51:29it's just us here
00:51:32okay
00:51:32Jake I need you to explain
00:51:34why we're safe in a cabin in the woods
00:51:37please don't make me regret this
00:51:41do you remember
00:51:43my next girlfriend I told you about
00:51:46police
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49there's something I need to tell you
00:51:54the day
00:51:56I broke up with her
00:51:59it's you
00:52:00I'll kill
00:52:01I will destroy you Jake Rice
00:52:04I didn't mean to hurt her
00:52:08what she said
00:52:10what I'm afraid she's
00:52:12capable of doing
00:52:16it's the only place
00:52:17I feel like she's safe
00:52:21I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:52:25she sounds
00:52:27unwell
00:52:32you look so beautiful
00:52:35you look
00:52:39very huge
00:52:43you don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:52:47do you mind getting wet?
00:52:50what's that supposed to mean?
00:52:54come with me
00:53:14it's been a crazy day
00:53:16but I'm thankful you're here
00:53:18me too
00:53:21Jake I feel safe
00:53:24I feel safe
00:53:24I'm with you
00:53:27yeah on the
00:53:28seventh date
00:53:31while swipe
00:53:32gives couples the option
00:53:34to
00:53:39do I
00:53:45be with each other
00:53:49we'll have lost my obsession
00:53:54put me on the
00:53:56altar
00:53:56cause you can't be
00:53:57tamed
00:53:59silence
00:54:00underneath you
00:54:01flame
00:54:02cut the cords
00:54:03around me
00:54:04as I speak
00:54:05your name
00:54:06it's never
00:54:08gonna be
00:54:09the same
00:54:10even though
00:54:11I loved you
00:54:12it was all
00:54:13in vain
00:54:26this
00:54:27ends
00:54:27no
00:54:29no
00:54:31I am going to win Jake back
00:54:33even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:54:37once
00:54:37and for all
00:54:38no
00:54:49last night was
00:54:50yeah
00:55:03we should begin our notification
00:55:05for our last date
00:55:07if anything happens
00:55:09just come to my place
00:55:10and we'll
00:55:11do it together
00:55:13don't worry about me
00:55:16nothing can keep me from you
00:55:17not even your
00:55:18crazy
00:55:19it's over
00:55:21okay
00:55:48you want him
00:55:50come and get him
00:55:53I'm garbage
00:55:57to love
00:55:58and to love swiped
00:56:03meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:56:05in the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:56:09well
00:56:09the app is having us
00:56:10do our final date
00:56:11in the wine lounge
00:56:12it's where our first date was
00:56:14it's so sweet
00:56:14be careful Lily
00:56:16his exhale's crazy
00:56:18you want me to walk you back?
00:56:20we guys need to calm down
00:56:21I
00:56:22I'm about to have another
00:56:23amazing night
00:56:24with the man of my dreams
00:57:03nice to meet you both of those guys
00:57:05I'm Jake
00:57:06I'm Jake
00:57:07by the way
00:57:07Tim
00:57:09Tonya
00:57:12you hurt my best friend
00:57:13I'll chop off your balls
00:57:14I think she had enough hurt
00:57:16for one month
00:57:17don't you think?
00:57:18she was shy
00:57:20have you seen Lily?
00:57:22love swiped
00:57:22said I was supposed to meet her
00:57:23at her apartment
00:57:24but she's not there
00:57:25it just told her to meet you
00:57:27for a private dinner
00:57:27at the wine lounge
00:57:28she said that's where
00:57:30you two had your first date
00:57:38Lily!
00:57:55please
00:57:56it was you
00:57:58so it was you
00:58:06where are you boys?
00:58:11my cabin
00:58:14Lily
00:58:15you made me hurt her
00:58:25I don't want to hurt you
00:58:27I just want to Jake back
00:58:29but then he fell for you
00:58:32I couldn't have that
00:58:33he never loved you
00:58:34do you even know
00:58:36who I am?
00:58:37his crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:58:40I was his partner
00:58:41his closest collaborator
00:58:44on behalf of the man I love
00:58:46oh
00:58:48you still don't get it to me
00:58:50you little slut
00:58:51Jake and I
00:58:52are actors
00:58:53Jake is the creator
00:58:55of all
00:58:55I don't think so Jake
00:59:00Dustin?
00:59:02Jake don't embarrass yourself
00:59:04we all know you're a computer nerd
00:59:06who can't fight
00:59:08that's why I brought backup
00:59:11Jake's got this asshole
00:59:17you should know not to hit girls
00:59:19some guys only learn the hard way
00:59:28Jake?
00:59:29leave James and me
00:59:30of course I did
00:59:31you marry her
00:59:35not so fast
00:59:40step away from her Jake
00:59:41please
00:59:42don't do this please
00:59:43you don't get to tell me
00:59:44what I can do
00:59:46now step
00:59:56here's what's gonna happen
00:59:57Jake
00:59:59I'm gonna give you
01:00:00to the count of three
01:00:01to tell Lily here
01:00:03how you've been lying to her
01:00:04your entire relationship
01:00:06or
01:00:08I'm gonna put a hole
01:00:09in
01:00:10her
01:00:11head
01:00:12got it?
01:00:14one
01:00:15Jake
01:00:16what is she saying?
01:00:19two
01:00:19Jake
01:00:22three
01:00:23wait
01:00:26okay
01:00:27please
01:00:28let's tell her
01:00:29join with me
01:00:31Jake
01:00:31I promise
01:00:35she's right
01:00:38police and I
01:00:39weren't just a couple
01:00:39we collaborated
01:00:41we made
01:00:43dating apps together
01:00:44and last month
01:00:47we created
01:00:48our greatest
01:00:50achievement yet
01:00:52love swipe
01:00:54I created the app
01:00:56that we've been using
01:00:57this entire time
01:00:57so you
01:00:59you lied to me?
01:01:02yes
01:01:04you manipulated
01:01:05yes
01:01:08but that doesn't matter
01:01:09now
01:01:10because over the last week
01:01:11I've realized something
01:01:12even more important
01:01:15I don't love you Lily
01:01:21I thought
01:01:23the app was gonna change
01:01:24my life
01:01:27showing how to find
01:01:28your love
01:01:30I trusted
01:01:31what we created
01:01:32police
01:01:34but I was wrong
01:01:36I don't care
01:01:38that we didn't match
01:01:40I mastered you
01:01:41before we even had the idea
01:01:43for the last type
01:01:45you're my best friend
01:01:49my confidant
01:01:51my lover
01:01:53you are a
01:01:54brilliant
01:01:56beautiful
01:01:57and powerful woman
01:02:00I need to tell you something
01:02:01that
01:02:02I've been afraid
01:02:03to say up until now
01:02:06call me
01:02:07and then I'm yours
01:02:09I'm sorry
01:02:11I did it again
01:02:14freeze
01:02:14hands right
01:02:15can see it
01:02:28no
01:02:29move
01:02:30I'll kill you
01:02:31Jake Wright
01:02:32you are a liar
01:02:33you monster
01:02:34how could you
01:02:36how could you do this to me
01:02:38I still love you
01:02:41Jake
01:02:42love me
01:02:45I'm sorry
01:02:47I'm sorry I lied to you
01:02:48I just need to trust
01:02:50I just need to trust
01:02:51in my heart
01:02:54if you can forgive me
01:02:56I'll spend the rest
01:02:57of my life
01:02:58making it up to you
01:03:02I love you
01:03:05I forgive you
01:03:06Jake
01:03:07I forgive you
01:03:10I forgive you
01:03:10I forgive you
01:03:24thanks for coming everybody
01:03:28I helped create this app because
01:03:31I believe everyone deserves to find your love
01:03:36I use love swipe
01:03:38and for the first time in my life
01:03:40I found
01:03:42true
01:03:44undying love
01:03:45and so
01:03:56look at a book
01:03:59what do you do me the great honor
01:04:01feed my wife
01:04:09yes
01:04:12yes take my
01:04:13my mister right
01:04:15I will marry you
01:04:27can you make it make sense
01:04:30how a heart can burn with joy
01:04:34who once felt like a strain
01:04:36left alive
01:04:38believe in your plans
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