00:00I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
00:02That he would be your downfall.
00:04Now he listened to me then.
00:06It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
00:09The fuck did you just say?
00:12Honey.
00:13You told Caden to break up with me?
00:16You turned my son gay.
00:18And now you're ruining his life.
00:19I didn't turn him gay.
00:20You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:24Break up with him.
00:25I would never do that.
00:26I love him.
00:27Oh, you love him.
00:28He is giving up his future for you.
00:31Tell me, Caden.
00:32Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:35I will talk to Donovan.
00:36I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:39No!
00:40This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:44Caden, if you truly love him,
00:47break up with him,
00:48and make it hurt so bad
00:50that he runs to California
00:51and he never looks back.
00:53That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:58He will wake up one day
01:00and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
01:04And he will hate you for it.
01:13I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
01:16It is meant to be.
01:17We'll find our way back to each other.
01:23Caden?
01:26I've loved you since
01:27you dyed my uniform in little colors.
01:29Will you marry me?
01:32Caden?
01:33Marry me.
01:34I know you want to.
01:39Why am I nervous?
01:41No matter what I say,
01:43Caden will say yes.
01:47Looking good, my boy.
01:52I want to break out.
01:57Oh my god.
01:58Dude, I thought you were serious for a second.
02:00I am serious.
02:02I want a fresh start.
02:05New school, new pool of men.
02:09What do you mean?
02:10We talked about it.
02:11We're just a high school experiment.
02:13It's over now.
02:14It's time to move on.
02:16I don't believe you.
02:19Caden, come on.
02:21If something's wrong,
02:22talk to me about it.
02:24We can't break up.
02:27And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
02:31And he will hate you for it.
02:34I found someone better.
02:37Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
02:41I don't fucking believe this.
02:43Believe what you want, it's over.
02:54If you don't want to be together,
02:57then it's fine, but
03:00you're best friend.
03:03I can't lose a fact.
03:10I'm sorry, Donovan.
03:12You won't go and join the NFL
03:14if I don't cut you off.
03:17Staying friends with a high school hookup
03:19is pathetic.
03:23Say that again.
03:25I dare you.
03:31I don't want to be your boyfriend
03:33or your friend.
03:37Then I guess that makes us enemies.
03:52Okay.
03:53I think he bought it.
03:54Honestly, didn't think I could pull it off.
03:56How do you think I did?
03:59Hey.
04:00Hey, Caden.
04:03You don't have to do this.
04:05I do.
04:06I do have to do this.
04:08I can't be the reason
04:09that he gives up his NFL dreams.
04:13That's not up to you.
04:15That's up to him.
04:18He will understand eventually.
04:20You'll see.
04:24Please, Caden.
04:27Please.
04:28Please.
04:29Please.
04:47That.
04:49That.
04:51Yeah, tell him I changed my mind.
04:54I'm going to sign with the NFL.
05:04You think I'm disposable?
05:07Just wait, Caden.
05:09I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
05:19God damn it.
05:20We need bigger athletes.
05:22How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
05:24All ideas welcome.
05:25A signing bonus, like a big one.
05:28Or a free car, like a Hummer.
05:30Throw parties with influencers.
05:32Can make us look really cool.
05:33We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
05:36Did I tell you to sit?
05:38Clean this shit up.
05:40Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
05:42I have ideas to pitch.
05:44What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
05:47You are the diversity hire.
05:49Okay?
05:50I didn't want you here.
05:51If you don't like it, you can leave.
05:53If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
05:56Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
06:00Don't get guys left at?
06:04Yeah, I gotta take this.
06:05Here.
06:06Watch this press conference.
06:08We'll discuss after.
06:10Hey, don't forget to clean up.
06:12This has no sugar in it.
06:13And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
06:17Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
06:23single year since you joined the NFL.
06:26What motivates you?
06:27Easy.
06:28My first love from high school.
06:34Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
06:38Not since our breakup.
06:40But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
06:45How romantic.
06:46The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
06:51That love inspired me.
06:53Once.
06:54Till I got dumped for another guy.
06:58Then hate became the bigger motivator.
07:01There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
07:04Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
07:07I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
07:10But I will be back by the end of the season.
07:13Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
07:16Come on.
07:18I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
07:23I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
07:26Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
07:30She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
07:35Is it Maple whatever?
07:37Maple Hills.
07:38There are 800 students.
07:42You know the enrollment?
07:45You went there?
07:46Oh my god.
07:49You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
07:55Wow.
07:57Oh my god.
07:58Did you see his face?
08:00I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug-banged by the star QB.
08:04Did Donovan even know you existed?
08:09Yes.
08:11We crossed paths.
08:25I've never kissed a guy before.
08:28Am I doing it right?
08:32Donovan did know me.
08:34Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
08:35Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
08:39Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
08:43Oh my god.
08:45This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
08:50Try cleaning.
08:51Now!
08:52We told him.
08:54We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
08:57Everybody dress for success.
08:59I need you on your A-game.
09:01We need to sign this guy.
09:03Who is it?
09:06Donovan Miller.
09:08Oh ho!
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:11Looks like Caden's fantasy is not to come to life.
09:13Huh?
09:14Ha!
09:14Ha!
09:15Ha!
09:15Ha!
09:15Ha!
09:16Ha!
09:16Ha!
09:19Ha! Ha!
09:22Sorry for teasing you.
09:23We just like to rip the newbies.
09:25We cool?
09:31Ooh, heads up.
09:32Tomorrow is theme day.
09:33If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
09:38I have Donovan's old jersey.
09:40Will this make Dick take me seriously?
09:49Ha!
09:49Ha!
09:58What you doing?
09:59Staring at your hot, sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
10:03I was looking something up for my internship.
10:07Right.
10:08And I'm wearing all black.
10:11You should quit.
10:13They treat you like shit.
10:15I can't.
10:16They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades, and I need an intern
10:21credit to graduate.
10:24Donovan has no idea, does he?
10:27That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
10:32I don't know, man.
10:35I think you should tell him.
10:37He doesn't want to hear from me.
10:39Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
10:45Good morning, class.
10:46Please open your books to page 42.
11:05She's so dirty in my mind.
11:08Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
11:10She's so dirty in my mind.
11:22What is going on at the...
11:28Why is the room like this?
11:30Because Donovan is here.
11:33You're fine.
11:37But I haven't seen him since...
11:40It's been three years.
11:42Okay, well, get ready, because Aaron's about to bring him in.
11:47Here he is.
11:49A Donovan who actually knows you exist.
11:53Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
11:58Come on, Caden, kiss him.
11:59Kiss your big quarterback crush.
12:02You might kiss the cardboard when you can have the real thing, huh?
12:12It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
12:16And I'm still not over him.
12:21What the hell is going on in here?
12:24Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today,
12:27and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan.
12:30You are my biggest fan?
12:35I used to be.
12:37Not anymore.
12:39Why are you wearing this?
12:40I told everybody to dress sharp today!
12:42I'm wearing Donovan's old jersey from high school,
12:44because Camille told me it was a theme day.
12:48Sir, Caden kept bragging about how him and Donovan went to school together and were best friends.
12:52That is not what I said.
12:53And, sir,
12:53we're really worried that Caden might be a dangerous stalker.
12:57Yeah.
12:59You better have an explanation for all of this,
13:02or you are fired!
13:04Donovan and I do know each other.
13:07Please, Donnie, tell them.
13:11Who are you?
13:21Still a bully.
13:23You haven't changed at all, have you?
13:34Camille.
13:35Camille.
13:35Camille.
13:36Camille.
13:37Camille.
13:37Camille.
13:39You're not fucking funny.
13:41Now clean all this shit up, or you can kiss my contract.
13:43Goodbye.
14:03You kept my jersey back out of life.
14:08I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
14:14Maybe you don't say thank you or please I don't want my high one when I'm wanting to do it.
14:21It's been three years.
14:23I upgraded to contacts.
14:25I liked you better before.
14:28What do you want?
14:29I want you to be honest for once.
14:31About when you dumped me back then.
14:34Me?
14:34After you pretended to not know me up there?
14:40Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
14:44He got traded to the Bobcats.
14:47Oh, Caden.
14:48I had five offers.
14:50Why do you think I chose Boston?
14:52Their strong scoring record.
14:54Don't be stupid, Caden.
14:57I came here for you.
15:02Just watch it.
15:03It's real short.
15:04This is a magic trick.
15:05Oh, the art holdings must be made with a loan.
15:05It's very inconvenient.
15:05Okay.
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