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Never Have I Ever Season 4 Episode 10 Engsub
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00:11It happened at exactly 2.30 p.m. on the last day of school.
00:16This is the outfit Davy wore.
00:18This is the car she drove.
00:21This is the lunch she ate.
00:23Sup, clean sweet?
00:25Shut up!
00:28And this is the moment Davy Vishwakumar got into Princeton.
00:35I'm in!
00:36Guys, they let me in!
00:38Really?
00:38What?
00:39Oh, my God!
00:40Congratulations!
00:41She would call her mom and be forced to FaceTime her cousins in India soon enough.
00:46But first there was someone else she was dying to tell.
00:51What's going on?
00:52Why do you look weird?
00:53I'm off the wait list.
00:54I got into Princeton.
00:56What?
00:57Holy shit, David.
00:58That's awesome.
01:00Congratulations.
01:01Although I really deserve most of the credit for making you write that essay.
01:04Okay, whatever.
01:06So, maybe we could celebrate sometime over the summer?
01:10Oh, I'd love that.
01:11But I'm actually going away for the summer.
01:14Oh, oh, my God.
01:16Are you getting that Chad surgery I told you about?
01:17The one that gives you a Hemsworth jawline?
01:19What?
01:20No, I don't need that.
01:21I am the perfect combination of boys and handsome.
01:22But, yeah, I'm leaving right after graduation to take an internship at a law firm in New York City.
01:28Oh, wow.
01:29You're, like, leaving, leaving.
01:33So, is this it?
01:35I mean, I'll see you at graduation, but, yeah, I guess so.
01:41Oh.
01:42Damn.
01:43We've been enemies for, like, 12 years.
01:46Crazy to think it's all just over.
01:49I know.
01:50I'm going to miss having a nemesis.
01:53Well, you'll probably meet someone you hate in college and forget all about me.
01:59Nah.
02:00I don't think that's possible.
02:03Wow.
02:04Really is the end of an era.
02:06I don't know what I'm going to do now that the three musketeers are over.
02:09Maybe we should just plan on doing a monthly Zoom hang or something.
02:14We'll figure it out.
02:15Let's go to class.
02:18Davy's victory was bittersweet.
02:20The thing she wanted most in the world was in the palm of her hands.
02:24But something else she wanted seemed to be slipping away.
02:36Graduation day came.
02:38And for someone like Davy, who in these last four years had experienced some of the lowest lows and highest
02:44highs imaginable,
02:45crossing the finish line where their best friends felt like a moment of uncomplicated joy.
02:51She also happened to be named valedictorian,
02:54giving her a decisive victory in her longstanding rivalry with Ben.
02:59But for the first time, she didn't feel like rubbing his nose in it.
03:04The next day, Ben left for New York.
03:06So Davy proceeded to have an epic last summer with her besties.
03:10And before she knew it, it was the last weekend before college.
03:14And a lot was going on.
03:17All right, everybody.
03:18Now to turn this mendhi into a logistical meeting.
03:21But we have a very packed weekend.
03:23Nirmala, Mommy, I just want to thank you once again for planning your wedding the same weekend Davy goes to
03:28college.
03:28You must thank my astrologer.
03:30She said it was a very auspicious day for sensuality.
03:34I'm sure it is.
03:36Uh, okay.
03:37Ba-ba-ba-ba.
03:37They already put the tent up in the backyard.
03:39Oh, Nirmala, Mommy, do you have everything you need for tomorrow?
03:42Yes, I picked up all my wedding jewels.
03:45I'm so excited to wear a thali again so that those bachelors at bingo will finally realize I'm a taken
03:50woman.
03:51Hmm.
03:52Hey, Mom, shouldn't you be taking off your thali now that you have a zaddy boy?
03:56Davy, you can't ask that.
03:58Oh, no.
03:58No, it's fine.
04:00Andres actually doesn't really care that I wear it.
04:02And honestly, I'm just so used to it.
04:05Anyway, moving right along.
04:07Davy, you have to pack tonight.
04:10Look at me.
04:10We leave at 6 a.m. Sunday morning.
04:13And tomorrow, Aravind, uncle, is sleeping in your room.
04:15And you know, with the sleep apnea machine set up, you will not get access to your closet.
04:19Yes, you have told me a billion times.
04:22And yet, you have waited until the last minute to do it.
04:24And I have dragged in that big suitcase from the garage.
04:27Please don't give me that look.
04:28It has one good wheel.
04:29Oh, I can't believe my baby cousin's going off to college.
04:32Maybe once you've moved in, Manish and I can come visit from Baltimore?
04:35Yeah.
04:36How about I come visit you, Kamala?
04:38I don't need yet another friend group of mine to know that I have a hot cousin.
04:42But, speaking of friends...
04:44Mom, is it still cool if I have Elle and Fab come over tonight?
04:47Please, please.
04:49Fine, but only for an hour.
04:50Because I promise you, Davy, if you do not pack tonight, I'll put you in that suitcase mafia style.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:59Guys, is this going to be the last time we watch The Masked Singer together before you both leave?
05:05Elle, you can't keep crying over our lasts.
05:08It was so awkward at Yogurtland yesterday.
05:10But that was the last time you're going to be yelled at for taking too many samples.
05:14It's going to be fine.
05:15We're going to see each other a ton, like when we come back for Thanksgiving.
05:18Oh, I'm actually not coming back for Thanksgiving.
05:21I have a robotics competition.
05:22But I'm back at Christmas.
05:24No.
05:25Sharon planned a cruise to Alaska at Christmas.
05:28She got a good deal because it's going to be dark the whole time.
05:31Okay, okay.
05:32It's fine.
05:33What about a classic spring break?
05:34Great.
05:35April it is?
05:36No.
05:37My spring break's in March.
05:38So what does that leave?
05:40Next summer?
05:42No.
05:42That's a year away.
05:43That can't be right.
05:44Okay girls, time to wrap it up.
05:46It's late and Devi has a lot to do tonight.
05:48Oh, that was way too fast.
05:50I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.
05:52Then you don't have to.
05:54Why don't you all come to my wedding?
05:57We could use some more attractive young people.
06:00Who's your handsome friend?
06:01Uh, what's his name?
06:03Carfax?
06:03Paxton?
06:04Yes.
06:05Bring him too.
06:06I'd love to see his face in my wedding album.
06:08Thank you so much, party.
06:11And I will see you bitches tomorrow.
06:14Devi, language.
06:15It's feminist to call a girl a bitch now.
06:20Devi had wanted to go to Princeton for the better part of her life.
06:23But the thought of packing this suitcase was making her break into a cold sweat, and she
06:28had no idea why.
06:29Okay, what do we need?
06:31What do we need?
06:32Shoe.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I bet there'll be some walking there.
06:38And maybe some school supplies.
06:41Because it is a school.
06:47So, turns out we're a pretty good team for two people who hate each other.
06:51I don't hate you.
06:52I just think you're pretentious and unlikable.
06:57Since their last conversation, Devi had thought of Ben often, but had texted him little.
07:02She didn't want to be the sad thirst bucket who was pining after someone who had already
07:07moved on with his life.
07:08But every now and then, she couldn't help herself.
07:14Yeah.
07:15I got a good start there.
07:16I'll hit it hard in the morning.
07:17And speaking of hitting it hard in the morning, it was 1 a.m. in New York, and Ben was
07:22a good
07:22Ben and the other interns from his firm were at their favorite club, which incidentally
07:27was the only club that would accept their fake IDs.
07:30Thank you, sweetheart.
07:32And hey, can you break this hundo for me?
07:33Sure.
07:34Keep five for yourself.
07:34You got it.
07:35Quick.
07:35It was on nights like these that he thought about Devi the most.
07:41Found a gem from Model UN.
07:44Uh-oh, David.
07:46You nuking someone tonight?
07:47Nah.
07:48Can't obliterate the valley before Patti's letting.
07:51Too bad you're not here.
07:52She invited all my friends.
07:54Oh, man.
07:55I wish I had...
07:56Dude!
07:57Come on.
07:58I'm sorry, bro.
07:59Uh, yo, look what I texted that girl, Chelsea.
08:02I'm being so rude to her.
08:03I thought you liked her.
08:04I do, but that's why I'm nagging her.
08:07Aren't you worried that she's going to move on to someone who's nice to her?
08:10Nah.
08:10That's not how it works.
08:12Dude, trust me.
08:13I know what I'm talking about.
08:14If you know what you're talking about, then why is it always just the four of us every
08:17weekend with no girls in sight?
08:20All right, Mr. Friggin' Big Shot.
08:22Last girl you liked.
08:24You just told her straight up?
08:25What?
08:28Uh...
08:29No.
08:29No, I...
08:30I didn't.
08:31It sucks.
08:32No, it doesn't suck.
08:33It's just...
08:34scary.
08:35Pussy!
08:36Oh!
08:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:54You look beautiful, Mommy.
08:56I know I do.
09:06I know I do.
09:34The morning has the sunshine, the evening has the moon.
09:37Hey, yo, my peeps.
09:39Hi.
09:39Everyone looks amazing.
09:42Fat, Elle, gorgeous Indian drip.
09:44Thanks for loaning us these loops.
09:46I think I'm going to start wearing this many jewels
09:47in my normal life.
09:49And Miss Thompson, welcome to my home slash tent.
09:52Oh, Davey, you can just call me Lindsay.
09:54I'm not your teacher anymore, and I'm also
09:56entertaining your friend.
09:57Thanks for inviting us.
09:58My pleasure.
09:59Now, this is our last night together,
10:01so we have to grab this party by the balls
10:03and just squeeze every last drop of fun out of it.
10:06I heard it.
10:07Unsuccessful metaphor.
10:08Yes, it was.
10:09But listen, looks like there's a really old bartender
10:11and a really cool bartender.
10:13I think the really cool bartender will service drinks.
10:15Nah, cool bartenders are never cool people,
10:17but old bartenders think that everyone
10:19from 15 to 40 is the same age.
10:21Okay, well, old bartender it is.
10:23Think about the old bartender?
10:24You know?
10:24I think I saw him sneeze into someone's drink.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:27Okay, enough chit-chatting with your friends.
10:29We have a lot of elderly guests to say hello to.
10:31Mr. Mahalingam, hi.
10:34Davey, how brave of you to move 3,000 miles away
10:38from everything and everyone you've ever known.
10:41Are you nervous?
10:42I would be.
10:43So, if you're going to college tomorrow,
10:45that kind of makes tonight the last night of your childhood.
10:49How do you feel about that?
10:50Why would you go away to school?
10:53What if no one likes you there?
10:54Who will comfort you?
10:56Not your family, because they're too far away.
10:59Well, not all of her family is too far away.
11:02Manish and I are just down the coast.
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:05Smita, stop gabbing.
11:07Let's go to the buffet.
11:08Oh, yeah.
11:09Mm-hmm.
11:10Yeah, now I know where Partey and her are frenemies.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Here, your Saudi's looking a little loose.
11:15Let me retire you.
11:17It's nice that Partey let you invite so many friends.
11:20Mm-hmm.
11:20But where's Ben?
11:21Oh.
11:22Uh, he actually left already.
11:24He went to go do an internship at some douchey law firm in New York City.
11:28That's too bad.
11:29So, did anything end up happening between you two after I left?
11:33What? No.
11:34Why would it?
11:35Uh, maybe because he showed up at our house with flowers?
11:38Okay, yeah, dude, because he was on drugs.
11:40Uh, dude, people get really honest when they're on drugs.
11:43You should see me after I've had NyQuil.
11:45It's like hot dick city.
11:46Okay, yeah, well, I think it was just one weird night.
11:49I'm pretty sure he just sees me as a friend.
11:52Okay, well, even as friends, he was dropping by unannounced kind of a lot.
11:56And how many times can two people be randomly assigned to do group projects together?
12:02You know what, Kamala?
12:04I may not have any siblings, but you've been a really great big sister to me.
12:11I'm sorry I was such a brat when you first came here.
12:14It's okay, baby.
12:15That's what little sisters do.
12:25How'd you swing this bottle of champagne?
12:27Old bartender.
12:28Addison was right.
12:29He just handed a ride to me.
12:30Huh.
12:31You think it's okay that we left everyone else down at the tent, though?
12:34We thought maybe we could have one little toast, just the three of us.
12:37To the U.N.
12:38The U.N.
12:40Guess what, haters?
12:41We all banged.
12:42Ugh.
12:43We can't wait till next June to see each other.
12:46Maybe I could fly out for Halloween.
12:47If you guys each make one friend, we could go as the Spice Girls.
12:50Yay!
12:51I love that idea.
12:54You guys, I'm feeling way better about this plan.
12:58Yeah, me too.
12:59Although, would you guys think I was a loser if I said I'm kind of scared to leave?
13:04Hey, that's how you feel, Davy.
13:06You are?
13:07Yeah.
13:08It's just scary moving so far away.
13:11Davy, I know that you've been ready to go off to college since you were eight.
13:16But I'm just not as brave as you are.
13:19I'm not brave.
13:21You are the bravest person we know.
13:23You're the reason we did anything in high school.
13:26Without you, we'd still be eating lunch in the teacher's lounge.
13:29And the only reason we have our current lovers is because they were friends with the smoke shows that you
13:34had the audacity to pursue.
13:36Guess we'll just have to channel Minor Davy when I get to college.
13:41What is going on, Davy?
13:42You're supposed to be downstairs playing the harp.
13:44And why are there only two notebooks and a shoe in your suitcase?
13:48You haven't packed?
13:49Everyone, stop drinking your teas and get back to the wedding.
13:55Cannot believe you haven't packed.
13:56You do realize I'm not going to be at Princeton to do everything for you, right?
14:00Hey, look at me.
14:01You need to start being a responsible adult.
14:03I know, Mom.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05Let's welcome the new couple out to the dance floor for their very first dance.
14:10Okay, now go play your harp so your grandmother can show everyone the dip she practiced.
14:13And then go right back upstairs.
14:16Okay.
14:18Nalu, you've been criticizing that girl all weekend.
14:21Need I remind you that I'm the bridezilla here?
14:24I'm sorry, but she needs to grow up.
14:26You know why you're picking fights with her, right?
14:29Because you're scared that she's leaving.
14:30I used to do the same thing with Mohan.
14:33He would be heading off to the airport and I'd yell at him
14:35because his clothes were too wrinkled or his hair was too long.
14:39Don't waste your last night with her, Nalu.
14:42I know it's hard to let go, but it's time.
15:08I just don't even know what I'm supposed to, like, bring.
15:12Yes, you do.
15:13You know what you need.
15:15Just imagine that it's a sleepover that's going to last many, many months.
15:18It's not that simple.
15:19It is that simple, Karna.
15:21Just throw some of those clothes into that suitcase
15:24and if you forget something, I'm sure there's a Costco in New Jersey.
15:27I don't want to go to Costco.
15:28I just, I want my stuff from my room.
15:31And how am I supposed to pack my whole life into one stupid suitcase?
15:36It's too hard.
15:37Baby, calm down. It's okay. Let me help you.
15:40You can't help me. You're not even here. You're not even real.
15:48Kendall, what's going on?
15:56I don't know how to pack.
15:58What?
16:01Let's just do it together then.
16:06I don't think I can go tomorrow.
16:08You're right.
16:09I can't do anything without you.
16:11Yes, you can.
16:12You just don't have to do it right now.
16:16I think I'm feeling overwhelmed thinking about leaving this house.
16:20You know where you and me and Dad.
16:26It's okay to feel a little scared about saying goodbye.
16:31I'm scared too.
16:33Why do you think I have been such a bitch?
16:39But they were not one thing.
16:41Your father would have been really proud of you.
16:47I am so proud of you.
16:52And I will miss having my little girl here.
16:55But I just can't wait for the world to see what you can do.
17:02Thanks, Mom.
17:04Wow.
17:11I'm gonna miss you, Mom.
17:16I'm gonna miss you, too.
17:22I can't believe you got that suitcase shot.
17:24Drake is to sit on it.
17:25All right.
17:26Why don't we get you some dinner?
17:27Sorry, she gone.
17:28Baby, it's time.
17:29All right.
17:30Let's do this.
17:31Hey!
17:31What are you doing?
17:32You'll see.
17:36Yo, listen up.
17:37This is for Patti who thinks I'm a coconut.
17:40Ready?
17:46Oh, yay to Zuru.
17:51Wow.
17:52Oh, wow.
17:53falou
17:54I just...
17:56where are you and I come along.
17:58Wow.
18:00There's two things.
18:03Wow.
18:05teams friends in a vintage,
18:06Tribe.
18:08Do it.
18:10Please introduce yourself to our friends.
18:13Your friends!
18:15We must hang your friends.
18:17You say it again.
18:21You say it again.
18:22You say it again.
18:24You have to do it again.
18:26You say it again.
18:28You say it again.
18:29You say it again.
18:40Everybody on the dance floor!
19:02Damn, I did not think an old person's wedding would go this hard.
19:05Pretty sure I saw your grandma drop into a full split.
19:08Oh, Patti can out-twerk us all.
19:10Mainly because her fake hip has a screw loose.
19:13So, I heard you're heading back to ASU?
19:16If you can believe it, I actually like being a teacher.
19:19I wanna do it for real.
19:21Paxton, that's hella cool.
19:23And you'll actually make a difference
19:24because kids pay way more attention to that people.
19:29Oh, wait, I have something for you.
19:32As an official member of the swim team, you earned this.
19:35Congrats.
19:36Looks like you're going to college a jock.
19:38Oh, wow.
19:39I could really use this to reinvent myself at Princeton.
19:43No.
19:44Don't reinvent anything.
19:47You're good as is, Lil D.
19:51Thanks, Paxton.
19:54And hey, if your first couple weeks there are rough,
19:56you can always call me.
19:57Just don't drop out and go work at your old high school.
20:01Apparently, that's pathetic, so.
20:03Okay.
20:04Yeah.
20:08Hey.
20:10You were a really nice boyfriend,
20:13but honestly, you're an even better friend.
20:17You're a stranger.
20:22You're a stranger.
20:25Devi, let go.
20:27Jack's mix owes the bride a dance.
20:29Let's make sure Smita can see us.
20:31Come, come.
20:32Jack's mix.
20:34Hey, it was one time, it was one time.
20:38All right, all right, my turn, my turn, my turn.
20:40Never have I ever had sex at school.
20:44Anissa, how dare you?
20:47Cheers, babe.
20:48Yeah, drama room.
20:49Miss Thompson, they had sex in the drama room.
20:51Yeah, I got that, Fab.
20:54And once again, you can just call me Lindsay.
20:56All right.
20:57Never have I ever hooked up in my besties' bed.
21:01Fabiola, you better pick up that damn cup.
21:03What?
21:05Wait, who's bed?
21:06Remember that party where you two-timed Paxton
21:08and then he got hit by a car and then his swimming career was over?
21:11Okay, yep, yep, yep, everyone remembers that.
21:13Me and Eve had a make-out session on your bed.
21:15Oh, damn.
21:17No, I'm actually not mad.
21:19That's hot.
21:20Well, I guess I should also drink.
21:23Why?
21:23Oh, I definitely had a couple solo sessions on your futon.
21:26Ew.
21:27Come on.
21:28What?
21:28I flipped the mattress over when I was done.
21:30I sleep on that thing, bro.
21:32Okay, my turn, my turn.
21:34Never have I ever hooked up with...
21:42Ben?
21:42I've been there.
21:50I wanna take the breath that's true.
21:59I look to you and I see nothing.
22:03What are you doing here?
22:06Um...
22:07Yeah, it's weird.
22:08Um...
22:08Well, I was in New York and all of a sudden I got this feeling that I needed to tell
22:13you that...
22:15I...
22:17...like you.
22:18Wait, you flew all the way across the country to tell me you like me?
22:25Well...
22:25Yeah.
22:27Uh...
22:28Well...
22:29Actually...
22:31Um...
22:31I think I love you...
22:33Davey.
22:36What?
22:38I love you.
22:43I love you.
22:43I love you too, Ben.
22:49Do you wanna get out of here?
22:56Ugh.
22:56I can't.
22:58My mom will kill me if I leave.
23:00I'm so sorry.
23:02Oh.
23:04Uh...
23:05I'll cover for you.
23:07Go.
23:15Okay.
23:16Where did you park?
23:17Shit, I don't have my car.
23:20I Ubered from the airport.
23:21Crap.
23:22My car's locked in.
23:23To you.
23:35To you.
23:41I...
23:43I...
23:46I...
23:47I...
23:47...I...
23:48I...
23:48I...
23:48I...
23:49I...
23:49I...
23:49I...
23:50I...
23:51I...
23:52I...
23:54I...
23:56I...
23:58I...
23:58I...
24:02I...
24:05I...
24:36I think it's strange you never knew.
24:46So, should I leave now?
24:48You're going to tell me it's time to hit the hay again?
24:50Yeah, did I say that?
24:52Man, I was an asshole.
24:55Yeah, you really were.
24:57Sorry about that.
24:59It's okay.
25:00Your grand romantic gesture made up for it.
25:11Davey, I think we should be together.
25:14Really?
25:15Yeah.
25:16Like, when we both get to school, let's give this a real try.
25:19New York and New Jersey aren't that far away.
25:21I mean, culturally, they're in different galaxies, but geographically, I think we can make it work.
25:26Okay.
25:26Yeah, as long as you stop shitting on Jersey.
25:29God, it's just so easy to.
25:31But for you, I can try.
25:35Then I'm in.
25:41Okay.
25:41I should go home.
25:43I have to head to the airport soon.
25:45Hmm.
25:47Oh, shit.
25:49How am I going to get back into my sorry?
25:51Oh, uh, I'll pull up a YouTube video?
25:55Hmm.
25:59Davey, you better be up.
26:01Arriving two hours early at the airport does not include time for a random screening at security.
26:08You're up?
26:09Wide awake.
26:10Fully packed.
26:11Mostly showered.
26:16So, you're ready?
26:20Yeah.
26:22I think I am.
26:29Wait, I forgot something.
26:31You start loading the car, I'll be right back.
26:33Okay.
26:38What's poppin', gods?
26:39You've probably heard, but it's a big day.
26:43I'm finally headed east.
26:45I know when we normally talk, I usually ask for stuff like smaller pours or a boyfriend who can do
26:52one-arm push-ups.
26:53But this morning, I really just want to say thank you.
27:00I feel really, really grateful.
27:04I have this awesome life full of dope people who care about me.
27:10And who love me.
27:13So, thanks for always looking out for your girl.
27:16And if you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on my mom while I'm gone, I would really appreciate it.
27:23Also, wouldn't be mad if you equally distributed my freshman 15 between my boobs and my ass.
27:28Nope.
27:29No, no, no.
27:30Never mind.
27:30Forget that.
27:33Just, please take care of my mom.
27:34Mom, she deserves to feel really lucky, too.
27:39Anyway, I love you guys.
27:46And I'll see you at Princeton.
27:54And so, our Sherman Oaks squad embarked on their new lives.
28:03On both coasts.
28:04What do you think, Garis?
28:06College friggin' rules.
28:09East.
28:13And west.
28:14And cut!
28:16I got it.
28:17It's really good!
28:18Did you see how big my explosion was?
28:20Yeah, it was huge!
28:21It was huge.
28:22And also one desert college town.
28:26But everyone felt like they were exactly where they needed to be.
28:30Mmm, so good.
28:32You always pick so much better than me.
28:34Yeah, you always get the weird favors.
28:35And after four rocky years of high school,
28:38Davy finally had both the boy and the college of her dreams.
28:42There would be other dreams, of course,
28:44like becoming the first Supreme Court justice
28:47who's also a hip-hop artist.
28:49But in this moment,
28:51our little hothead from the valley
28:52was pretty happy.
28:54So, this is John McEnroe live
28:57from Princeton, New Jersey,
28:59signing off.
29:01For now.
29:02Where Melina
29:05where Melina
29:07Is a
29:07year
29:08Where may I know
29:15And all my freedom
29:18Because all of us
29:22is a
29:23So we're
29:24t-
29:54Go to bed.
29:59Go to bed.
30:34Go to bed.
31:04Go to bed.
31:29Go to bed.