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Campaigning For Love
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00:00:05oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:33mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:45of one of your donors excuse me for a second
00:01:08let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about don't deny it
00:01:15you need me baby
00:01:22oh baby you just don't worry you'll be in our room soon
00:01:26what the hell are you get away from me fuck out of my way
00:01:55hey new intern are you serious
00:01:58this entrance is for wealthy political donors only the side door is for the help
00:02:03jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but not here
00:02:07get out and go through the back
00:02:10i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:15just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:20i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:24how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hating on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i
00:02:46really believe in his ideas and i
00:02:48excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:03:03oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am
00:03:08you clumsy hick
00:03:09you will not keep your job after this
00:03:12i'm so sorry please don't fire me
00:03:13i really want to work on this campaign
00:03:16i'll fix it i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for
00:03:20you dumb hick
00:03:23this is all your fault
00:03:24don't worry there's cleaning supplies upstairs
00:03:28stay out of this maid
00:03:29fix it intern
00:03:31or you're fired
00:03:38thank you but where are the cleaning supplies
00:03:40you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:43i put you into room 2809
00:03:46it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:48you're a lifesaver
00:03:49i'm sarah
00:03:50us working class girls gotta stick together
00:03:53right i'm stephanie
00:03:54you're right
00:03:57god i had a really tough day
00:03:59it's okay these rich people are ridiculous
00:04:01don't blame yourself
00:04:03that's why i'm interning on this campaign
00:04:05to stand up for people like us
00:04:08i just wish i fit in better
00:04:10amen girl
00:04:11and
00:04:15look at you
00:04:18you look like you fit right in
00:04:24hi
00:04:24i'm a wealthy socialite
00:04:26i eat caviar not doritos
00:04:27i totally belong here
00:04:30okay i gotta run
00:04:31but this key works for the elevator
00:04:33and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:35call me if you need me
00:04:37good luck
00:04:38thanks again
00:04:39see you later
00:04:57is somebody here
00:05:00is somebody here
00:05:01is somebody in there
00:05:08oh sorry
00:05:09god he's so hot
00:05:19are you okay
00:05:37you don't need nothing in me
00:05:37you don't need nothing in me
00:06:08so you didn't go into stennett's room
00:06:10he shoved me out of the room senator
00:06:12i i
00:06:13you god damn worthless woman
00:06:16i hired you to drug him
00:06:19and to film a scandalous sex tape
00:06:23and you
00:06:24return empty fucking handed
00:06:27sir
00:06:28sir i think i have something
00:06:30well then show me you idiot
00:06:36this might just be enough
00:06:38to bring my election upon it down
00:06:52can't believe me
00:06:53i slept with a hot stranger
00:06:58i have to clean this or i'll be fired
00:07:26where the hell did you disappear to last night farm girl
00:07:29if you didn't get that coat fixed
00:07:31you're fired
00:07:31no i did fix it
00:07:33it's right here
00:07:35it doesn't matter
00:07:37you belong in a farmer's market
00:07:39not a campaign office
00:07:41a new intern from a wealthy family
00:07:43will take over your job tomorrow
00:07:44so
00:07:45today's your last day
00:07:46little trash girl
00:07:48no rebecca please
00:07:49i really want this job
00:07:54candidate stinnett is running a little late
00:07:56which isn't like him
00:07:58but he'll be here soon
00:07:59so
00:08:00be ready
00:08:01he's never late
00:08:03i wonder if our candidate got laid last night
00:08:06he wouldn't
00:08:07he'll be my man sooner or later
00:08:09stop gossiping
00:08:10mr stinnett is a candidate of the united states senate
00:08:13even a little rumor could lead to a scandal
00:08:40i don't know
00:08:51you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:08:58recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:09miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:20something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:26think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:30glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:38he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a poor farm girl
00:09:44like
00:09:44you so don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:51emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:03sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:10someone at the event slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:18you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal will
00:10:26sink
00:10:26this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:40no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good
00:10:45person
00:10:46you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:52and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:03no one will find out senator hessler is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:13i will protect your second amendment
00:11:16just have your coffee
00:11:17do you want a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your god
00:11:22-given
00:11:23right and us men we know how to safely handle fire arms oh shit
00:11:33gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stenton
00:11:40laid with the prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral
00:11:49and pre-maritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a
00:11:57prostitute he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with a hooker
00:12:05last night oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:23oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean it up
00:12:29and i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with a prostitute last night
00:12:41thank goodness that isn't a photo of me
00:12:43wait a second that is not the woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful
00:12:50that stupid farm girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll get out
00:12:56sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:01if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:08wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:25the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:32intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling
00:13:36i knew it the boss would never be with someone as lonely as you
00:13:41get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:45hi mom one second
00:13:49damn
00:13:51she didn't pick up
00:13:54good don't talk to her
00:13:56her one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:01sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:05and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election
00:14:09okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:11how can i figure i was really with her and answering my calls
00:14:16wait there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:23yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:27ASAP
00:14:35we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute and maybe
00:14:38we'll see the woman i was really with last night too
00:14:46you're on your phone
00:14:47again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins
00:14:53and make sure it's gluten free
00:14:55i was just calling in your order
00:14:56no actually
00:15:01stephanie this is um sarah we met
00:15:04remember you what's up girl
00:15:06um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:11floor 28 and delete it
00:15:13where's my muffin intern
00:15:15i'm still placing the order
00:15:18delete the footage may i ask why
00:15:21i know it's a lot to ask i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:25us working class girls gotta look out for each other right
00:15:27staff in the security room is my friend i got it
00:15:30thank you thank you thank you
00:15:33my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:37come on stephanie delete that footage fast
00:15:39or i'm in trouble
00:15:43hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you well it's been a crazy
00:15:48day
00:15:49that's okay
00:15:49i swear it's not usually like this but i would love to hear your position on my campaign
00:15:55platform
00:15:55don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first
00:16:01thing about politics
00:16:02senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but topher isn't he doesn't name call
00:16:06or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:13bravo bravo that's the right attitude
00:16:17think about learning some tips from her
00:16:19she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for
00:16:22what
00:16:23but
00:16:24she's
00:16:27i would love
00:16:28to get to know you
00:16:31sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:38don't worry sir
00:16:39we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now
00:16:43go ahead
00:16:45what
00:16:47the footage was deleted
00:16:49phew with the footage gone no one will find out we slept together not even him
00:16:54i'm in the clear
00:16:55i'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies sir
00:17:01speaking of me
00:17:04have you decided who you want to be your assistant
00:17:08god he's so hot but i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:16no
00:17:18sir she
00:17:19she's unqualified
00:17:21she doesn't know anything about politics she's
00:17:24nobody
00:17:26this is her last day
00:17:27actually
00:17:28she's exactly
00:17:30what i need
00:17:31oh no
00:17:32not me
00:17:33for my new assistant sarah
00:17:35be ready
00:17:36we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:41so much for staying away from him
00:17:44you little hick
00:17:47how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:54the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week policy positions memorize all of it
00:17:59there's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:04if anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern
00:18:07it's game over for all of us
00:18:09so keep it professional
00:18:11i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it
00:18:15that's why i stole the footage
00:18:16because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss
00:18:20i didn't know that it was him and he thought i was just some rich snob lady
00:18:25oh my god
00:18:26you like him
00:18:27i get it
00:18:29he's freaking hot and successful
00:18:31i know
00:18:33but
00:18:33he doesn't know that it was me
00:18:36and if word ever got out that he slept with his angel
00:18:39don't worry
00:18:40the footage is gone
00:18:41and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:45crisis averted
00:18:47my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, is a lying scandal
00:18:50in this election
00:18:52i will prove it
00:18:54vote for me
00:18:55what the hell is he talking about?
00:18:57he's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:01what? he called you a hooker?
00:19:03no, not me
00:19:04but he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher
00:19:10and it's all a lie, he's just framing him
00:19:12i actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress
00:19:17what?
00:19:18i was there
00:19:19and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:22you were the only one
00:19:25stop
00:19:25i will
00:19:27after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:37just avoid being alone with Topher
00:19:41he's in his office, go on in
00:19:43oh no, i don't want to interrupt
00:19:52morning sir, your coffee
00:19:54Sarah, please call me Topher
00:20:00ah, just what i needed
00:20:03well, i want to give you what you need
00:20:07it's my job as your assistant
00:20:09may i say
00:20:10you're excelling at it
00:20:12you seem nervous
00:20:15i'm not that scary, am i?
00:20:17no, i
00:20:19Senator Hesler is just
00:20:21saying you were with the hooker
00:20:24it's a lie, it's so frustrating
00:20:27that's what my opponent does
00:20:29he lies
00:20:30he lies
00:20:32but do you know why we're gonna win?
00:20:35because we have the truth on our side, don't we Sarah?
00:20:38the prostitute's story won't hold up because
00:20:41it isn't true
00:20:43so all we have to do is just smile
00:20:46take a breath
00:20:48and it's okay
00:20:51perfect
00:20:52just like that
00:20:58what are you doing here farm girl?
00:21:01the hooker story isn't going away
00:21:03Senator Hesler is about to give a press conference attacking you
00:21:06but there's no proof
00:21:08politics isn't about proof intern
00:21:09it's about stories
00:21:11okay?
00:21:11and the senator is telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:15whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:18the senator is lying
00:21:21let's go confront him
00:21:22i'll do it myself
00:21:23no sir
00:21:24it's politically dangerous
00:21:25i'm not worried
00:21:27let's go confront the senator
00:21:29and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:32and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:35yeah
00:21:36make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:39let the adults take it from here farm girl
00:21:42i'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee
00:21:45wait
00:21:46sir
00:21:46we gotta go
00:21:47now
00:21:48i think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp
00:21:50i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:53i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:53come on
00:21:54i want you with me
00:21:55him
00:21:55let's go
00:22:03i'm not forgetting about her
00:22:04Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted
00:22:07he slept with a hooker
00:22:20he slept with a hooker
00:22:23Oh, the immoral man who slept with hookers has arrived.
00:22:29I did no such thing.
00:22:30The photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:34I think you should mention proof, because it's showtime.
00:22:38Bring in the hooker!
00:22:42You screwed up.
00:22:44This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:50That door.
00:22:53She's lying. I didn't sleep with her. I was with someone else.
00:22:57Well, we can't prove it.
00:22:58Damn it, I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:01I gotta do something.
00:23:03Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:05Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:06Get out, intern. Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:11Christopher!
00:23:12What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:16She didn't sleep with me. She drugged me.
00:23:19That's a lie!
00:23:20Why? You were sober. You didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:27Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:30Admit it! Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:33I don't lie to the public. Unlike you, Senator. I'm honest.
00:23:37Oh, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:44Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race!
00:23:50I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:52I'm not giving up. Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:02I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:04Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:06I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:09Slap it again!
00:24:11Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:14Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:17You have been exposed as a D.N.C.
00:24:20Dirty sex creep!
00:24:22Now drop out of the race!
00:24:23Now!
00:24:26Not so fast.
00:24:32It's you.
00:24:34It's you.
00:24:34Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:42You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:44I did.
00:24:45And I can prove it.
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I've got the proof.
00:24:52Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:24:54You're lying!
00:24:55Are you sure about that?
00:24:58Who the hell is this?
00:25:00Get her out of here!
00:25:01This is my event!
00:25:03No. I know her.
00:25:04She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:07That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:09And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway.
00:25:13But she failed.
00:25:15He pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:18Stennett!
00:25:19How much did you pay so random-made to justify for you?
00:25:24I told the truth.
00:25:26And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:31Look.
00:25:32There I am in your photos.
00:25:34Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:36So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:39And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:42Um, I...
00:25:44This wasn't part of a deal.
00:25:46Shut up, Candy!
00:25:47Gee, Senator.
00:25:48You're such a moral, family values man.
00:25:51Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:25:57Screw you!
00:25:58I'm outta here!
00:25:59EAT YOUR ASS BACK!
00:26:06Is it true, Mr. Stinnett? You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:09You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:10I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:13I have to do something.
00:26:15I want to help you save your campaign.
00:26:17But I need you to trust me, okay?
00:26:28Random stranger? Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:32My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:26:37My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:26:43Beth, who are you? Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:26:46Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:49She's a private person.
00:26:50I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:53Thank you all.
00:27:00Hell yes. We just dodged a scandals to her.
00:27:03Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:04Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:05If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:10You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:27:13I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:18I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again. I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:23But it's sexy. And don't worry. The election's in a week. You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:29You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:31This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:36There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:37I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:40No, you didn't. You weren't even there. You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in
00:27:46the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:49Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:51What? No. Why would you fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:27:56I mean, I didn't. I actually didn't.
00:27:59Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:04What? Sarah's lying. She didn't.
00:28:07No, I did. I did it to help Mr. Stinnett. To help Topher.
00:28:12She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:24I had it all planned.
00:28:27We catch did it with the hooker I hired.
00:28:31And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:36Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:38I want her investigated and defuckin' destroyed. Destroyed!
00:28:44Sir, I can't find any information on her. It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:49That's not impossible. She...
00:28:53You're right, Bobby boy.
00:28:56She doesn't exist!
00:28:59Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:01We're back in a close race. If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:07And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee, Beth.
00:29:11We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:18When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:22It was nothing, really.
00:29:26Sarah saved us all.
00:29:27I need to get him alone to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:30Alright, everyone. Back to work.
00:29:32Topher.
00:29:33Sir.
00:29:35Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:38Really, Sarah. You saved me.
00:29:40And I'll never forget it.
00:29:42I want to personally thank you.
00:29:44Topher.
00:29:45Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancee, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:50He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:29:53We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:29:55Damn.
00:29:57Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:29:59I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:10She's not picking up.
00:30:12Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:15Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:19Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:21No, I can't pretend to be Beth again. It's too risky.
00:30:24I'll do my best.
00:30:25She's useless. I told you. She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:29No time. Topher. We need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:32Give us Beth's number.
00:30:34We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:38No. I'm not going to treat Beth like that. I'm here to protect her. Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:43It won't just hurt our campaign. It'll destroy it.
00:30:47This isn't your campaign, Rebecca. It's mine. And you work for me.
00:31:02What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:05I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:09You bitch.
00:31:11I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:18It's my fault. I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:22You're such a liar. Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:29You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:34You don't know Beth. And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:40I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:45It can't be Beth in public. It's too risky.
00:31:48But what if Topher loses the campaign? I cannot ruin his career.
00:31:55The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real. We need her.
00:31:59She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:00Sarah, where's Sarah? She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:03As if.
00:32:08Think about it.
00:32:09How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield
00:32:13know a beautiful, wealthy, city heiress?
00:32:16I wonder that too.
00:32:18If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:22I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:24Beth.
00:32:31Hi, I'm Rebecca. It's so great to meet you. May I call you Beth?
00:32:36Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:40I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:43Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:46You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:49I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:32:52We need her.
00:32:54The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:32:57Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:02You need me.
00:33:04On live TV.
00:33:05I can't do it.
00:33:07I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:10It would be a disaster.
00:33:11Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:13This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:15By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:19She's late.
00:33:21Screw it.
00:33:22I have to fire her.
00:33:23Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:25I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:27She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:32Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:36Excuse me, I-
00:33:37You heard what I said.
00:33:38Back off.
00:33:40And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:42I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:48Topher.
00:33:49If it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:33:53Yeah? I'll script the whole thing. Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:33:56This interview will save my campaign.
00:33:59Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:05Well, I've got a meeting scheduled so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:09See-
00:34:11Shh.
00:34:11Where is she always running off to?
00:34:15Shh.
00:34:16Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:18Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:22Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:24Mr. Sinnott, is your fiance here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:28Any second now.
00:34:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:34Not so fast, farm girl.
00:34:36Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:38You shameless bitch.
00:34:40You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:43No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies for-
00:34:58reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:00You'll take the blame, farm girl. If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:05Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:13You're not going anywhere. If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:20You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:23Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:27What? Beth said that? She isn't even here. You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:35Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful. And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:42Beautiful? I-
00:35:45Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:49Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir. Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:35:55I should have said that. But yes, I do think you're beautiful. I barely know Beth.
00:36:02Posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal. Honestly, I'd much rather be on that interview stage with
00:36:07you by my side. Not her.
00:36:10Topher.
00:36:11I know. We have to worry about the election.
00:36:14For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth. After that, all bets are off.
00:36:21Three minutes to air! Where's Beth?
00:36:24I'll go get her.
00:36:29My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:38Just breathe. If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:44One minute left.
00:36:57Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:05My campaign manager told me exactly what to say. This will be a breeze.
00:37:13We meet the mysterious Beth, fiance of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:21Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:24Okay. Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:27Well, it's been a whirlwind. We started dating about five months ago. We met at a political event.
00:37:34That bar girl bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:37Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great. Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:41Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:46Shit. I forgot to write an answer to that question. Come on, Topher.
00:37:51Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:37:55What do you love about Beth?
00:37:57Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:01What do you love about Beth?
00:38:03My fiance is so modest. We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:08You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:10I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:12I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:16Where's Sarah?
00:38:18Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:22What do I love about her?
00:38:24She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:28She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:34She's beautiful and humble.
00:38:38Sarah is...
00:38:39You're talking about me?
00:38:40Sarah.
00:38:40The real me.
00:38:41Sarah.
00:38:41Did I say Sarah?
00:38:43Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:45That's right.
00:38:46Beth Sarah.
00:38:48Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:38:49My fiance.
00:38:51Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:38:53We know Christopher the politician.
00:38:56Tell us what you love about the man.
00:38:58We know Christopher the politician.
00:39:01Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:05Beth is a private person.
00:39:06I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:08Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:10It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:13No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:15No, I don't mind.
00:39:16What do I love about Topher?
00:39:19There's something special about him.
00:39:22There's something special about him.
00:39:23Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:34He has a big heart.
00:39:37He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:44He respects and listens to everyone, even his interns.
00:39:49He makes them feel good.
00:39:53We have a surprise.
00:39:54Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:39:59Senator, welcome.
00:40:01This is an interview between myself and my fiance.
00:40:03We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:05What's the matter, boy?
00:40:06On...
00:40:07Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:12No.
00:40:13Of course not.
00:40:14Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:16Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancee, Beth?
00:40:19I do.
00:40:20It's funny.
00:40:22Beth claims to be an heiress and political donor, but I've been in politics a long time
00:40:26and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:30She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:33I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:36Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:39But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:42There is a non-partisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:46I'll be there.
00:40:47Bring your fiancee Beth along.
00:40:49I have been.
00:40:50I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:40:53The Senator will expose me.
00:40:54Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:40:57Of course not.
00:40:59Beth will join me.
00:41:03Absolutely.
00:41:13How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:14I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:17It'll be fun.
00:41:18The booze is free.
00:41:20I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:23I won't know how to act.
00:41:24I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:27Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:30You will be fine.
00:41:32What are you so worried about?
00:41:33I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:37Wow.
00:41:37You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:40A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:42And you get to dress up.
00:41:44And eat caviar.
00:41:46And finally see how the other half lives.
00:41:48I'm jealous.
00:41:50You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:41:55Are you serious?
00:41:57Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:41:59A rich guest left it.
00:42:00I got you covered.
00:42:18Topher, darling, another glass of champagne?
00:42:21Yes, girl.
00:42:22Make him work for it.
00:42:23Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:24Like it?
00:42:25He'll be drooling.
00:42:28Sarah!
00:42:28It's me, Topher.
00:42:29I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:31He's here to see me?
00:42:34But he can't see me like this.
00:42:37Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:44No, Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:47He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:42:52I brought you something.
00:42:53I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:42:58I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:00Just one second!
00:43:02What has gotten into you?
00:43:04I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:09Sarah!
00:43:10Oh!
00:43:11Hi.
00:43:12You're from the hotel.
00:43:13Stephanie, right?
00:43:14Yes, yes.
00:43:15Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:17I was just leaving.
00:43:19Have fun, you two!
00:43:25What was that?
00:43:26Is everything okay?
00:43:31Wow.
00:43:31I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:33I heard a crash.
00:43:35I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:39What are you doing here?
00:43:40I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I
00:43:48don't.
00:43:48I came here to see you.
00:43:51I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:43:55Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:43:58You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:00I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:44:04But I have a fake fiance.
00:44:07And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:18I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:21It's a black tie.
00:44:22I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:31Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:35But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:38You're my assistant.
00:44:39I need you there with me.
00:44:41I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:44Goodnight, Sarah.
00:44:46Okay.
00:44:49And Beth.
00:44:51In the same room?
00:44:57Okay, piece of cake.
00:44:58Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:01Sarah, the campaign intern.
00:45:03And Beth, the heiress fiancée.
00:45:05Dumb hick.
00:45:06Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:09You snuck away again.
00:45:11I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:13But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:16Nice.
00:45:17How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:20Look at this knock-off dress.
00:45:23Let me see this cheap.
00:45:24It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:27Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:29How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:33We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:36If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:39I didn't steal it, it was a gift.
00:45:41Ha ha, from who?
00:45:43Special man in my life.
00:45:46What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:45:48Get lost. Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:45:53Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:45:56Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:01Wow.
00:46:02Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:05Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:08She stole that dress.
00:46:11It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:46:15What?
00:46:17Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:21Am I not my right mind?
00:46:22I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:24What?
00:46:26Ugh!
00:46:36Looky, looky.
00:46:38The sex creep candidate.
00:46:41Flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back.
00:46:48And speaking of your fiance...
00:46:49I'm gonna go change into bath, Topher.
00:46:51Just hang on.
00:46:52Where is she?
00:46:53Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:46:56My fiance will be right here.
00:46:58Isn't that right?
00:47:03Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:05Yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:09Yeah!
00:47:10Topher?
00:47:11Where is she?
00:47:13Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:16You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:27Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:32Only a little, darling fiance.
00:47:34Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:41I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:47I think you're a fraud.
00:47:50And I'm gonna be watching you all night long like a Hulk!
00:47:54Oh, shit.
00:47:55What am I supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:47:58Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:01Ladies and gentlemen, as your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:09For...
00:48:09My Bobby boy.
00:48:11Family Community Council.
00:48:12Yes.
00:48:13Family values.
00:48:15Which my opponent, Stinnett, has none of.
00:48:19First a prostitute, and then a sudden fiance.
00:48:23We know nothing about.
00:48:26Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:29It's charity.
00:48:31Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:36I'm sorry, you have to sit without the night.
00:48:38It's okay.
00:48:40Just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:42Smart.
00:48:43His odors are legendary.
00:48:47Beth!
00:48:49You're an heiress.
00:48:50And a political donor.
00:48:54Hmm.
00:48:55Funny.
00:48:56Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:00And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:04It's funny.
00:49:05I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:10A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:16Ha!
00:49:18Beth, are you alright?
00:49:20Of course she knows.
00:49:23It's the fork.
00:49:24Don't go, church, Stinnett.
00:49:26A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:31What else are you hiding?
00:49:34Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:38I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:43The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use.
00:49:48Like Christopher.
00:49:51I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:49:57Ha ha ha. Nice try, girl.
00:50:00My name is Beth. Not girl.
00:50:03I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:05The kind of women you fear.
00:50:07Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:12Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:50:14This is outrageous.
00:50:17This is a charity event.
00:50:19This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:24If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:28I want to see your taxes.
00:50:29I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:32And I demand to know anything.
00:50:35Lady!
00:50:36Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:41Come on, my lady.
00:50:42Let's dance.
00:50:48Sorry.
00:50:49I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:50:53It's okay.
00:50:54I'm having fun with you.
00:51:01Is something wrong?
00:51:03I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:04I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign, but I had
00:51:10my heart set on someone else.
00:51:12Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:51:14Maybe even love.
00:51:16Who is it?
00:51:18I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:21The senator in press would devour me.
00:51:23Because she's my intern.
00:51:25I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:29Really?
00:51:35Oh, my God, he loves me. What?
00:51:37Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:42Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:44And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:51:47Oh, Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:51:49Do you know where Sarah is? I need to talk to her.
00:51:51I want to talk to...
00:51:54She wants to talk to you, too.
00:51:58She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:01Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:06I'm sorry.
00:52:14He loves me.
00:52:15He loves me!
00:52:17But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:21Will he hate me for it?
00:52:24Sarah.
00:52:26I need to see you.
00:52:28Me, too.
00:52:28Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:30It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:35Not now, guys.
00:52:36Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:38What is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:41Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:43Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:44This is important. A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:52:49You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:52:52You're tied with Senator Hessler, and it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:52:56People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:52:59Seriously? People love me, but not the real me. The rich blonde I've been pretending to be.
00:53:06Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:08I see. It's good news. Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:11No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:17That's...
00:53:17Wait!
00:53:19We're not doing any press conferences. I have a moment alone with Sarah. Now.
00:53:23Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:25What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:36Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:39To you, Topher.
00:53:39I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:53:42I need to tell you that I...
00:53:47Wait.
00:53:56You're Beth.
00:53:58It's you.
00:54:00It's you.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:03Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:05Sarah.
00:54:06Beth.
00:54:07Whoever you are.
00:54:08Why?
00:54:09I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:13But I came here because of you.
00:54:15Because I believed in your campaign. You inspired me.
00:54:18That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:21I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:23I didn't know it was you that night, but...
00:54:26Then...
00:54:27Then we had that night together.
00:54:30A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:35Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:38And I knew that if anyone found out you were sleeping with your intern...
00:54:43It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:45I had to protect you, Topher.
00:54:48So I pretended to be Beth.
00:54:52Say something, Topher. Please.
00:54:56I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:54:59I can't.
00:55:00If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you...
00:55:05It would ruin both of us.
00:55:07I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:09But I can't.
00:55:12I believe in you.
00:55:14Your campaign is too important. I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:18But I love you.
00:55:20Now if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:25So keep it professional.
00:55:27Please.
00:55:29Don't.
00:55:34Hey, what's going on?
00:55:38The press is outside.
00:55:39They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:42Come on, the election's tied.
00:55:50What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:55:52Nothing. It's none of your business.
00:55:57You're so important to him.
00:56:01This is his speech.
00:56:03Make yourself useful.
00:56:05And give it to him.
00:56:07Now.
00:56:09Hurry.
00:56:14Now you'll be fired.
00:56:16Hick.
00:56:26It's just your speech.
00:56:29It's just your speech.
00:56:33Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:35I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:59You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:06But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:08So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:11You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:16Any questions?
00:57:23This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:27But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:33Who gave him the speech?
00:57:35Who?
00:57:37Farm Girl did it.
00:57:38I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:41No, that's not true.
00:57:42So you didn't give him the papers.
00:57:44No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:57:46Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:57:48Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:57:51I didn't do the-
00:57:52We have to fire her.
00:57:54That's right. Fire the incompetent.
00:57:59Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:03You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:06I'm not a liar. And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:09Enough.
00:58:11I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:15She's a good person. I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:17She gave you the papers.
00:58:19There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:22Check the printer ID.
00:58:24See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:25What? But- but Sarah did it! I- she did it!
00:58:29Case closed! The end! Fire her!
00:58:32Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:34Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:38No, I-
00:58:40It's not what it looks like.
00:58:42This is your final warning.
00:58:44You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:58:46Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:58:49And you're fired.
00:58:51I need to speak with you.
00:58:53Alone.
00:58:54Topher.
00:58:55Mr. Stinnett.
00:58:57I can't.
00:58:59I won't be the reason you lose the election, so...
00:59:03It's a keep profession.
00:59:05Wait, Sarah.
00:59:06Sarah!
00:59:09You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign, Ed.
00:59:12Forget about the intern.
00:59:14We need to go. Now.
00:59:16I'm only going, if Sarah goes.
00:59:22Why?
00:59:24Senator Hessler's reckless, I-
00:59:28I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:30Cut.
00:59:31Topher, what- what's going on?
00:59:33I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:35What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:37What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:39For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:42Leave you alone?
00:59:43I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
00:59:47You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
00:59:50No, I only want him to win.
00:59:53Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
00:59:56Idiot.
00:59:57Action.
00:59:58I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:00Vote for me, Stinnett. Senate.
01:00:02Vote for the Senate.
01:00:03And I'm here to talk about l-
01:00:05Love.
01:00:08Love.
01:00:09Cut! Cut!
01:00:11Topher, what's going on?
01:00:15Why are you looking at an-
01:00:18An intern?
01:00:20I was just in it.
01:00:22I'm here, I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:25I know you can win this, so...
01:00:28Let's see it.
01:00:29Let's go. Again, another take.
01:00:35Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:39I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:41I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:44Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:00:47I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:00:51whether it's popular or not.
01:00:53Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking risks for.
01:00:58This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:01Follow your heart.
01:01:03Vote for love.
01:01:05I'm Christopher Stinnett, and I approve this message.
01:01:08Cut!
01:01:10That was fantastic!
01:01:12Bravo!
01:01:15What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:18Let's keep filming.
01:01:20You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:22I'm tired of later.
01:01:24I want to talk now.
01:01:27Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:28Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:30To you, Mrs. Topher.
01:01:34Excuse me?
01:01:35Where are you going?
01:01:36That was great, sir.
01:01:40Before you say anything,
01:01:43Sarah, I want you.
01:01:45I need you.
01:01:47Topher, what about the election?
01:01:48Screw politics.
01:01:49You're more important.
01:01:50I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:01:53I want to be together.
01:01:54For real.
01:01:55If you do.
01:01:59I've got to do so.
01:02:00We've got to be together.
01:02:03We're going back and forth.
01:02:19As you can see the next day.
01:02:19We'll be together.
01:02:21I'll be together.
01:02:23We'll be together.
01:02:24We'll be together.
01:02:45That was so beautiful.
01:02:48Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:02:50For what?
01:02:51You've made me happy.
01:02:52Truly happy.
01:02:54I've been so focused on my career.
01:02:57I've never had a chance to feel loved like this.
01:02:59I feel the same way.
01:03:01When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:06We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:11We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:15Be careful.
01:03:18Ouch.
01:03:20Are you okay?
01:03:21Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:23Don't move.
01:03:26I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:30It's not a big deal.
01:03:34Don't move.
01:03:49I don't care if season's together.
01:03:51I'm still your intern.
01:03:53The world still thinks you're engaged to meth.
01:04:00We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:03Damn.
01:04:04What's going on?
01:04:05Are you having an affair?
01:04:08Is there someone in here?
01:04:10I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:12Get out.
01:04:12This is a political campaign.
01:04:14There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:19Sorry.
01:04:20Beth.
01:04:21I...
01:04:22Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:24What happened to your finger back?
01:04:25Can't handle all of Canada's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:28Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:29Get out.
01:04:31I apologize, sir.
01:04:32I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:35We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:40Did you hear that?
01:04:42It's a few more days without any scandals and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:04:46I think that calls for some celebration.
01:04:48So, where were we?
01:04:56Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:00Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:02Excuse me.
01:05:03No, why would you fire me?
01:05:05I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:06I called Beth.
01:05:07Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:12Holy shit.
01:05:15Holy shit.
01:05:19You are Beth.
01:05:20Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:22You lying slut!
01:05:25I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:28but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:31Do you know what this means?
01:05:34A candidate for Senate...
01:05:36Sleeping with his intern?
01:05:38This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:41Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:44Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:05:47How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:05:56Did you drug him or something?
01:05:58He should have been mine.
01:05:59Please keep your voice down.
01:06:02What is going on?
01:06:04I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:06I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:09Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:14I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:17so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:20I don't care about her.
01:06:24I love her.
01:06:28I don't care about her.
01:06:32I love her.
01:06:35Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:37What's going on here?
01:06:39Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:06:41Let's go.
01:06:43He should be mine.
01:06:44You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:06:49For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:06:53And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:06:55Topher threatened to fire you.
01:06:57Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:02Oh, no.
01:07:04Carp, girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:12I'm fine.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:15Did you do this?
01:07:17What?
01:07:19No, of course not.
01:07:21I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:23If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:26I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:28I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:32I didn't.
01:07:33Enough!
01:07:35You're fired.
01:07:36What?
01:07:38That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:40No, Topher.
01:07:42You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:07:45Yes, I can.
01:07:46You evil bitch.
01:07:48I'll make you pay.
01:07:51This is a big mistake.
01:07:56I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:07:59I know, Topher.
01:08:00But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hustler
01:08:05and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:07As long as I can be with you.
01:08:09I bet.
01:08:10Don't worry.
01:08:11Becca's just jealous.
01:08:13She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:16But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:18All I care about is you.
01:08:20Did you mean it when you said that you loved me?
01:08:25Of course I did.
01:08:27I love you, Sarah.
01:08:30I love you too.
01:08:38Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate's note?
01:08:45I like it.
01:08:46I'm glad you like it.
01:08:52I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:08:56We have an election tomorrow.
01:08:57And a debate against Hustler in a couple of hours.
01:09:00No more distractions.
01:09:03Let's go.
01:09:05Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:07Trust me, I'm all round up.
01:09:10Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:11No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:13You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:15I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:18She's not coming.
01:09:27When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:29In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:33Hey, right here.
01:09:35Get that?
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36Where's Sarah?
01:09:47Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:09:49He's expecting me.
01:09:51Sarah, yes.
01:09:53Here you are.
01:09:54Hmm?
01:09:55His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:09:59Go away.
01:10:01But...
01:10:09Hi, I'm here for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:12My name's...
01:10:12I know who you are.
01:10:13You're Beth, please.
01:10:15Go right in.
01:10:16Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:21Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:23You're my good luck child.
01:10:29Sorry.
01:10:30Beth, I...
01:10:31What?
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:33Sarah?
01:10:34You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:41Oh my god.
01:10:43Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:44It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:10:46Calm down.
01:10:48I ordered you not to come here.
01:10:51You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:10:53We're in love.
01:10:54He wants me at this debate.
01:10:56You stupid.
01:10:56Hey!
01:10:58That's my girl.
01:11:00Your girl?
01:11:01Jesus, Topher.
01:11:02This is a disaster.
01:11:04You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:08Dump her now.
01:11:10And kick her out.
01:11:11Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:16Sarah.
01:11:17The election is in two days.
01:11:19I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:22Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:24You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:26What?
01:11:27Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:31Good luck winning without me.
01:11:35Hey, listen.
01:11:38Go out there.
01:11:40Kick some girls in his mouth.
01:11:48Hey, farm slut.
01:11:51Becca, Topher fired you.
01:11:53What are you doing?
01:11:53I hit him here.
01:11:55I'm working for Senator Huston now.
01:11:57And I told him everything.
01:12:00How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:05This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:13Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:17You really are spineless.
01:12:19What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:21Try and fight me?
01:12:24No, I don't fight.
01:12:26I go to war.
01:12:29We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:37That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:38We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:42We all saw the video.
01:12:44What video?
01:12:46If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:12:51you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:12:55Like a farm girl.
01:12:59You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:03And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:06you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:09Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:13You are having an unethical, immoral,
01:13:20disgusting, torture affair with one of your employees.
01:13:25Your intern!
01:13:28I...
01:13:28Hang on.
01:13:30No.
01:13:32This.
01:13:37What are you smiling about?
01:13:39Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:43Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:45But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:48I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:13:52So I prepared for this.
01:13:55You rang, Sarah?
01:13:57How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:01All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:12Candy?
01:14:12I mean, who are you?
01:14:13You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:18Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:23Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:25You know me.
01:14:27I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:31But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:37I am a religious, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:53Now turn that damn thing off.
01:14:55We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:14:57Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:02His fiancee isn't real.
01:15:04He lied.
01:15:06He lied.
01:15:06He lied.
01:15:08Christopher's in it.
01:15:09He slept with his intern.
01:15:11Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancee was a social liar.
01:15:21After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:27I, I, I, I, you lied!
01:15:30Admit it!
01:15:31And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:34You fool!
01:15:42You're right.
01:15:44I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:48You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:15:51Scandal!
01:15:53Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:15:57S.O.B!
01:15:59I did lie.
01:16:01But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:07I did it for love.
01:16:11Sarah, I love you.
01:16:13And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:15I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:20Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:22He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:25Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:26I can do this.
01:16:28For Topher.
01:16:34What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:37This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:16:41You can't bring props.
01:16:42You think all women are objects?
01:16:45Sarah is not a prop senator.
01:16:48This is highly irregular.
01:16:51This is cheating.
01:16:52This is rigging the election.
01:16:54And this girl's got no-
01:16:56No.
01:16:57My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:00You want to talk about rights?
01:17:02You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:06You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:10Shut up.
01:17:11Sit down, woman!
01:17:13No.
01:17:14I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist
01:17:20woman.
01:17:21Give him hell, babe.
01:17:23I'm not his intern.
01:17:25I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:29What?
01:17:29When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:34I didn't know she was my intern, and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:38Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:40And because Senator Hesler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring
01:17:46him down, I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:17:50So yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:17:53But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:17:56I fell in love with Sarah.
01:17:59Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:03But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:05Win, win, or lose.
01:18:07I want to be with you.
01:18:09OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:12Is it Beth?
01:18:13Is it Sarah?
01:18:14Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:14Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:16Either way, you guys had an illicit affair, and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:20For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:23We're not engaged.
01:18:26But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:37Sarah, I love you.
01:18:39Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:43Will you marry me?
01:18:44Yes.
01:18:45Of course I'll marry you.
01:18:58I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:01I've done it before.
01:19:03I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:07I'm a wretch.
01:19:08And I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:10And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:14Ha!
01:19:16No!
01:19:16Senator, stop talking!
01:19:18It's all taken out of context.
01:19:27If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes, it is a fake AI video of cheap
01:19:35fake fake news!
01:19:37Cut!
01:19:37Cut your commercial!
01:19:38No!
01:19:39What?
01:19:39What?
01:19:50Senator, we can figure this out.
01:19:53Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:19:55Go!
01:19:56Talk to the media!
01:19:57Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:02I tried.
01:20:02They don't care.
01:20:04They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:07Farm girl?
01:20:08Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:10I can't lose this direction!
01:20:12Election!
01:20:13Oh, short!
01:20:15Oh, short!
01:20:15I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:23No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:27I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:30No regrets.
01:20:32You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate, but he has a big base of support.
01:20:38This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:4150-50 coin toss.
01:20:43You need to relax.
01:20:44Come on.
01:20:50As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:20:54The voters don't want cruelty.
01:20:56They want hope.
01:20:57I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:00I hope so.
01:21:02But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:05No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:08Me too.
01:21:10But you won't lose.
01:21:11An election this close will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:16I think I will know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:21They're about to call it.
01:21:27Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:29It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:40Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:49Sarah, he won because of you.
01:21:52You were right.
01:21:54Congratulations, both of you.
01:21:55Great victory and a great victory.
01:22:02Yes!
01:22:03Yeah!
01:22:06Yeah!
01:22:09Senator, he's coming.
01:22:20I'm the luckiest man in Washington because I have you.
01:22:29I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:37Okay, let's skip to the end.
01:22:39And now I pronounce you, Senator and wife.
01:22:48Woo!
01:22:49Woo!
01:22:50Yeah!
01:22:50Yeah!
01:22:53This is Senator.
01:22:55The honeymoon can wait.
01:22:56First...
01:22:58Let's change the world.
01:23:00Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:02Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:05Yeah!
01:23:05Yeah!
01:23:08Yeah!
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