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00:00:00Why do you say
00:00:02The Taoise Shu is the most darkening spirit of the beast?
00:00:08It's not because of aista, it's not because of hard
00:00:12It's because of a doubting, it's because of the evil
00:00:14It's true of the evil
00:00:17The ancient 네, the loiterism of the beast
00:00:21he has turned them into the beast
00:00:26He has turned them into the beast
00:00:27This is the magic of the devil.
00:00:31The devil was a small one.
00:00:52But the devil didn't move away.
00:00:53There's a lot of people in the past.
00:00:56I'm not going to die.
00:00:59I'm not going to die.
00:01:05I'm going to die.
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00:06:15This week,
00:06:16北嶺上有五千,东路口有一万,西路口有一万,巡逻放哨的有四五千,把守门户的也有一万,烧火的无数,打柴的也无数,总共算起来有四万七八千啊,这都是有名字带腰牌的,专门在这里吃人。
00:06:44哦,多,多少,四万,就这,还没算没鸣没鞭制的小妖们,要加上这些,一二十万都是有的,早日日诗人,火烹,火烛,酿血为酒,在此五百年,吃尽了犀牛喝粥的人。
00:07:08你个乖乖,我得赶紧回去,禀报师师傅。师傅
00:07:23,前路去不得呀,此地名叫石头岭,是妖怪国度,有四万妖怪的这世人呐。
00:07:29这可如何是好呀?孩子
00:07:33,你怕什么,十万天兵天将我都打过,四万小妖算个神。师哥
00:07:39,你本知道,我老猪可没得胆,要我说,咱赶紧分了行列,各自逃命去吧。
00:07:46当地人恐惧妖怪,夸大其实的话你也信。哼
00:07:52,哪怕真有这么多妖怪,不过戏跟棍子打上了一夜,你杀得个干干净净了。嗯,真是吹牛不让睡
00:08:00,你除了这根枯桑棒,还有什么兵器,能够奈何得了那许多魔头?哼,秀秀看人,韩老孙东洋大海也能当开路
00:08:10,就是铁锅迎山,也能撞透门。那你修你上啊。
00:08:14那你修你上啊。悟空
00:08:18,耳听为虚,眼见为实。八戒吓破了胆
00:08:21,你且走上一遭,看看究竟真如那老者所说。是,师父。
00:08:43就待在泉州不要出来,我去去就回。
00:08:58三大王,用扇了。报。三大王
00:09:01,西凉国那边传来消息
00:09:05,武功老道被唐僧师徒杀了。
00:09:08唐僧过了西凉国了,哈哈哈哈,五百年了,终于等到唐僧肉了,哈哈哈哈。
00:09:30大哥,二哥,来,庆贺唐僧来了,我们干一杯。
00:09:36干!大哥
00:09:43,怎么愁被哭脸的?大哥
00:09:46,我们马上就要吃唐僧肉了,开心点啊。
00:09:50唉,你们把事情想得太简单了,那金蝉子虽然现在只是凡人,但他那大徒弟可不是简单人物。那红色可是你把武帖石所画石猴
00:10:06,我们上古大能学习法术,十万天兵都奈何不了他,不是我们轻易能对付的。
00:10:14十万天兵算什么?大哥,你忘了,之前天兵来绞杀他了,十万天兵被你一股圈都追上了,一个臭猴子算个十万人。不可轻敌啊
00:10:33,不知多少好汉都死在了这猴子铁棒之下。说来说去,怕的不就是那孙悟空吗
00:10:37?那只要拿下了孙悟空不就行了?
00:10:39三爹,你有办法?呵呵
00:10:43,当然了,来腰啊,抬上来。啊,这是何物?
00:11:04这是我离开灵山前,从宝库里顺手拿来的宝物啊,据说叫什么阴阳二戚瓶子。啊
00:11:11,哎哟,灵山的宝物也敢偷啊,不怕佛祖降罪啊。哼
00:11:19,救救那外甥的东西怎么了?熟来该孝敬我呢。哎
00:11:22,好了三爹,你这瓶子该怎么对付孙悟空?
00:11:26此瓶内有七宝八卦,二十四剑,瓶中独身一封天地。若装了人
00:11:36,那人不说话还好,一说话就有大火来烧他。若瓶中人不怕火烧
00:11:42,那还有无数的毒蛇来咬他。蛇若咬不死,他会出来三爹红了。
00:11:45如此循环往复,瓶中过一百年,外面只过了一时三刻。再厉害的神仙进去瓶中
00:11:56,迟早也得法律浩劍,化成浓水。这么厉害。嘿嘿呀,如此宝物,我们抓唐僧一如反掌。爆
00:12:06,三位大王
00:12:08,离此地不足百里,发现唐僧踪迹。哈哈
00:12:12,说唐僧,唐僧就到。
00:12:18嗨,大哥,孙悟空不在,天赐良机啊。可那唐僧还有两个徒弟看守着
00:12:29,那猪头我不认识,那那大胡子可是玉帝身边的卷帘大将。卷帘大将算什么,玉帝在这儿我也照打不啊。大哥
00:12:35,咱们一人对付一个,二哥,用你长笔子将唐僧掳走。嘿嘿
00:12:40,好。
00:12:58呃,有点儿意思啊。啊
00:13:01,有妖怪?我的妈呀。
00:13:07我的妈呀。师傅莫怕
00:13:08,我来挡住。
00:13:09这不散会咱们,我来挡住。这不散会咱们
00:13:17,我来挡住。我,没人都是说不散。我
00:13:24,没人都是说不散。于是
00:13:25,我好想要似乎是
00:13:25Rio dobrze。hope别行!我,我要不散会了
00:13:39!我,土生和你女儿。我
00:13:39,土生和你女儿。那儿。我
00:13:40You are a monster.
00:13:42He is still a monster.
00:13:43You are not a monster.
00:13:44You are not a monster.
00:13:46I will help you out with the war.
00:13:54I have a monster.
00:14:01I will help you out.
00:14:05You are not a monster.
00:14:06You are the king of the army.
00:14:08You are the king of the army.
00:14:36I'm going to break it up!
00:14:48I'm going to break it up!
00:14:51Oh my god!
00:15:07二师兄 师父被妖怪抓走了
00:15:10完了 红哥要知道我弄丢了师父
00:15:14非得罢了我的皮不可
00:15:24快 三大王有令 刷锅砍柴 人骨熬高藤
00:15:30唐僧要切片 转着吃
00:15:38大王有令 加紧寻山
00:15:41小钻缝
00:15:43教头
00:15:44去寻南山口 发现孙悟空踪迹 立刻回报
00:15:56是大王叫我来寻山
00:16:01我把人间转移转
00:16:08小钻缝 有了
00:16:19你是谁 你也是我们石头领本地妖吗 哪个洞呢
00:16:22你先说 你是谁
00:16:26我 我是大带王先方的小钻缝
00:16:30看到了吗 腰牌
00:16:38赶紧说 你是谁
00:16:42我是总钻缝
00:16:44是你领导
00:16:46总钻缝
00:16:48我怎么没听过这职位呀
00:16:53我也没见过你呀
00:16:54我之前一直给洞里烧火
00:16:56大王夸我火烧得好
00:16:58刚提拔我下来历练的
00:17:00不信你看
00:17:04还真是总钻缝啊
00:17:08领导好
00:17:09都是同事 别客气
00:17:14听说咱们这三位带王很有背景啊
00:17:16是不是
00:17:16这事我也是听我二舅说的
00:17:20我二舅在大王洞里当副都统
00:17:21他说 咱这三位带王
00:17:25一封书信到灵山
00:17:27五百阿罗汉都来迎接
00:17:29一直见上天宫
00:17:31十一塔要各个相亲
00:17:33四海龙女他为友
00:17:35八栋贤长女来作会
00:17:37十地严军以兄弟相称
00:17:41舍令称皇下跪请安
00:17:43哦
00:17:46又是个有主的妖怪啊
00:17:47你说什么
00:17:50没什么
00:17:52那你们家带王
00:17:53可认识他爷爷齐天大圣啊
00:17:58齐天大圣
00:18:02谁啊
00:18:04孙
00:18:05孙悟空
00:18:06救说
00:18:17狗带王
00:18:18让俺老孙进你们老巢去看看
00:18:27狗带王
00:18:27I'll come back to you.
00:18:47I love it!
00:18:52I love it!
00:18:54How many妖魔?
00:18:55What are you doing?
00:18:57The king of the king is looking for a little bit.
00:18:59Please open your eyes.
00:19:00The king has said to take the water to the king of the king.
00:19:05What is he saying?
00:19:06He said to the king of the king of the king.
00:19:07You know what?
00:19:08The king has caught the king of the king.
00:19:11What?
00:19:12The king of the king is where?
00:19:13In the king of the king.
00:19:14He came to eat the king.
00:19:37祈禀三位大王 唐僧以洗净带到
00:19:40大哥 咱们还是吧
00:19:46阿弥陀佛 阿弥陀佛 阿弥陀佛
00:19:49阿弥陀佛
00:19:51二位贤弟 这次抓唐僧这么容易
00:19:54但是没看到那只猴子
00:19:56大哥 不用多虑
00:19:57阿弥陀佛 只怕是听了咱兄弟们的威名 早下跑了
00:20:02阿弥陀佛
00:20:06唐僧啊 你今日是到不了灵山了 喊阿弥陀佛也救不了你
00:20:12今日遇难的不是贫僧 而是你们
00:20:16你说什么
00:20:20你们在西天极乐地战伤为王 灭伏心腰吃人物数 人神共愤
00:20:24天理难容 苍天会惩治你们 佛祖也会惩治你们
00:20:29哈哈哈哈 天理佛祖
00:20:32算个屁啊
00:20:34唐僧啊 你把玉帝叫来 你看我皱不皱眉头
00:20:39唐僧 你正眼看看 我使托领十万妖兵 天下何惧
00:20:48十万妖兵 贫僧只看到这漫山遍野的百万冤魂
00:21:01四所年不可活 我那大徒弟一定会为这百万冤魂讨个公道
00:21:03哼 少废话 进我的武藏庙里 让那猴子慢慢找吧
00:21:10来人呐 把桃骚切成一万片 我们 灌火锅去
00:21:15是
00:21:16我们啥的
00:21:25我们啥好的
00:21:27悟空
00:21:38什么
00:21:47我看谁敢动我师父
00:22:06师父 弟子来迟了悟空小心这些妖怪拿下他师父
00:22:14俺带你杀出去拿下孙猴子者生为总钻方
00:22:42少唐僧肉一块让他也长生不老夺碎他
00:23:09尸离师父
00:23:11悟空
00:23:27一群砸碎
00:23:29休得猖狂
00:23:41悟空
00:23:43放了我师父
00:24:04感动我师父一根好毛不管你们什么背景
00:24:05我都照杀不误
00:24:12大哥 二哥 一起上
00:24:26屁了你
00:24:31好啊
00:24:35舅舅 屁死了
00:24:40大哥好伸手啊
00:24:42一刀就截过了孙悟空
00:24:44没了孙悟空
00:24:47咱们就能痛快快的吃唐僧肉了
00:24:51谁说我死了呀
00:24:56他
00:24:58他参变成两个了
00:25:00我再看
00:25:10疲了
00:25:12怪了
00:25:14越砍越多
00:25:16大哥莫慌
00:25:18这孙悟空懂分身术
00:25:20这是在耍你呢
00:25:20啊
00:25:21我的
00:25:22认识俺老孙呢
00:25:25还不磕头行礼
00:25:27今后见了你家大人
00:25:28给你留点面子
00:25:30找死
00:25:34我来助你
00:25:39我也来
00:25:55伤权难敌四手
00:25:56我走也
00:26:00哪里走
00:26:08他快没力气了
00:26:10加把劲
00:26:11看招
00:26:20这猴子逃了
00:26:22唐僧还在我们手上
00:26:24他跑不了
00:26:27妖怪好胜本事
00:26:29可惜人尽奈何不了他们三人
00:26:31等我叫人了
00:26:35这波鱼给我
00:26:36这沐鱼给你
00:26:38这干粮给我
00:26:39这干粮给我
00:26:40师父的换袭袜子
00:26:42归你
00:26:45师兄
00:26:46师父生死未博
00:26:47你竟然还要分行李
00:26:49不分行李干什么
00:26:51那妖怪有多凶你又不是不知道
00:26:54师父
00:26:55只怕凶多吉少
00:26:56我
00:26:57还是回我的高老庄嘛
00:26:59你
00:27:00哎
00:27:01哎
00:27:02哎
00:27:06大师兄
00:27:08你可回来了
00:27:08师父被妖怪抓走了
00:27:11我知道
00:27:11知道你可回来
00:27:13我去救师父
00:27:16逃你个猪头
00:27:19让你看好师父你竟然丢了
00:27:20找打
00:27:22虎哥
00:27:22哪妖怪人多啊
00:27:24我有什么办法
00:27:25大师兄
00:27:26先救师父要紧啊
00:27:28哼
00:27:29你以为我不知道妖怪人多吗
00:27:31我已经与他们交过手
00:27:33寡不敌众没能救下师父
00:27:35你们立刻跟我走
00:27:36咱们去妖怪洞府救师父
00:27:38好
00:27:46将来
00:27:48快开门投降
00:27:50妖怪
00:27:51你猪爷爷来了
00:27:52妖怪
00:27:53快放了我师父
00:27:58孙猴子
00:28:01你个属下败将还敢打上门来
00:28:03刚才寡不敌众
00:28:04这回我兄弟其兴
00:28:08非把你这山洞一把火点了不可
00:28:11这猴子还多掉了三个帮手
00:28:12可惜啊
00:28:13都是我们兄弟的属下败将
00:28:16长鼻子向你闭嘴
00:28:19不然阿朗朱一耙子把你摇个消掉
00:28:21你敢
00:28:22跟他们废话什么
00:28:24那么废话什么
00:28:25直接杀了
00:28:26杀了
00:28:27杀了
00:28:33杀了
00:28:38杀了
00:28:39杀了
00:28:41杀了
00:28:43杀了
00:28:45杀了
00:28:46杀了
00:28:47杀了
00:28:48杀了
00:28:49杀了
00:28:50杀了
00:28:52杀了
00:28:53Hey!
00:28:55She and I will fall in the middle!
00:29:00She and I will go in the middle!
00:29:03Hey!
00:29:05Hey!
00:29:10Hey!
00:29:12Ah!
00:29:13Ah!
00:29:14Ah!
00:29:14Ha ha ha!
00:29:20Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:23Hey!
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:25Ah!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40She and I will fall in the middle!
00:29:42Ah!
00:29:44Ah!
00:29:46Ah!
00:29:46Ah!
00:30:08Ah!
00:30:09Ah!
00:30:10Ah!
00:30:11Ah!
00:30:23Ha ha!
00:30:25Ha ha!
00:30:28Ha ha!
00:30:28Hey!
00:30:29Ha ha!
00:30:32Ha ha!
00:30:34Ha ha!
00:30:36Ha ha!
00:30:47Ha ha!大师兄!
00:31:06Ha ha!
00:31:07Ha ha ha!何子都没了
00:31:11!怎么跟我懂!
00:32:04我老猪差点被吃了!我老猪差点被吃了!
00:32:11他ios!四少我八小
00:32:14!我老猪!得大师兄
00:32:25!我老猪
00:32:26!大师兄!嗯
00:32:28!大师兄!哦
00:32:30!这个幣毛昏不实戒队
00:32:31!那鬼来知你
00:32:33,你如何不走发去迎她
00:32:35!这股吞在肚中,
00:32:37今日还是个和尚 明日就是大粪了
00:32:41大哥好胃口啊
00:32:43大哥二哥 乘生追击 把唐僧剩下的童帝一网打剑
00:32:54三神帝小白龙 快逃命啊
00:33:07三神帝小白龙 starting
00:33:31三神帝小 gagner
00:34:01Stanley大哥你怎么了这孙猴子一身钢筋铁骨好生难消化我这会儿肚子胀得难受没事的大哥咱们赶紧回洞府里面让小的们熬上一大锅盐水再服用几筐
00:34:31消失的山楂果子包你什么铜铜铁铁铁都能消化了好这是拿老毛的胃力好既然让俺老孙进来了就好好整着整着你大哥稍坐快
00:34:57拿盐水果子来盐水这是打算淹死俺老孙呢你以洪水淹我我有小船不怕怎样了大哥
00:35:18肚子水淹肚子水淹不知道有没有淹死那猴子哦我的儿灌了一肚子热水供你孙外公洗澡呢真暖和真舒坦呢什么这猴子在我肚子里没死盐水杀不死就用酸果子好
00:35:31好我的儿你们石坨里的果子味道太差完全比不上我画过膳的
00:35:43你个属猴子的蛔虫我吃的果子倒是都便宜你了怪外孙再多丢些香蕉你外公我爱吃香蕉
00:36:12孙悟空你赶紧滚出来不出来如今秋凉我还穿个蛋衣这肚里倒暖又不透风等我中国冬才好出来大哥孙猴仔要在你肚里过冻呢他要过冻我就打进城来是个搬运法一东不吃饭我饿死这壁马温
00:36:42怪外孙你不知情况俺老孙保唐僧取经随身可是带了个大铁锅你要是不给我吃的我就教你这里边的肝肠肚肺一锅煮了做成杂碎汤吃足够我保到过清明节了大哥这疯猴子干得出来这事啊大哥别怕你胃里没地方拿锅他也生不起来火谁说我们地方之锅造了那三叉谷上就是好地方
00:37:04不好假如真让他吃起光收火点燃的浓烟呛到鼻孔里大哥不得置心了那怎么办啊没事等俺老孙把金箍棒往肚脐眼里一戳捧出个骷髅眼一来能当天窗通风二来能当烟洞你还要戳我肚脐眼
00:37:21气死我了哎呀几毒要来酒带瓶罗汉菩萨来了都能要翻到神仙岛沉在酒水里我缺喝了是大哥千万鞭伤敌一千自损八百呀
00:37:36我跟着孙猴子玩命了俺老孙五百年前大闹天宫史吃老君丹玉黄酒王武桃及凤随龙肝哪样东西我不曾吃过呀
00:37:59什么毒药赶来要我好酒啊俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:38:29大哥怎么样了什么感觉奇了怪了我平日里一坛子就下去不说大醉那也是脸红脚不飘的今日喝了感觉跟没喝一样该不是都问那该死的猴子喝了吧好酒好酒啊
00:38:54太好了大哥这毒酒全被这猴子喝了他马上要没命了我的肚子呀
00:39:21大哥我等怎么样求饶不求饶
00:39:37死武功死武功丢着你弄死我好那我就专照着你胆能打大师大悲
00:39:58齐天大胜胡子求你高材贵手我对我大哥求饶了我的耳莫非功夫神几个字只叫孙外公吧外公啊是外孙们的不对勿吞了您万望大胜慈悲可怜楼以贪生之意呀
00:40:04少我大哥一命啊我三兄弟愿放了你师父送你们过山
00:40:33你们把我师父拐到这受苦又是受惊吓我师父身骄肉贵哪受得了折腾这你们得赔大圣我这身上也没什么金银猪翠琥珀琥珀瑶之类的珍宝怎么赔呀怎么赔就要你们兄弟三个取一尘香腾教让我师父坐着你们亲自抬着送我师父过这八百里尸驼陵
00:41:02八百年没受过这种鸟气三弟救大哥要紧哪大圣爷您说的我们三兄弟答应了您说的我们三弟答应了好你且把嘴张大我自个儿废出来大哥等他出来时把口往心一摇将猴摇碎眼下动他就再也不能折磨你了
00:41:22你跟俺老孙耍花招我拿着金箍吧让你随便咬大哥快咬
00:41:40我的鸟鸟好生狡猾的妖怪竟敢哄骗你宋外公我饶你性命你反而咬死我今天我说什么也不出去了不出去他又进去了
00:42:01三弟你出的什么嗖主意啊如今没有着猴子翻崩掉了我的牙三五号早听闻你大名如雷贯儿说你在南天门外示威灵霄殿下城市如今在西天路上墙摇覆怪原来是个小辈的猴头
00:42:17有能耐但正大光明出来打的我五百年前你这么说我我还真会被激怒但现在你说什么都没用放我是否放放马上放人
00:42:47师父八戒妖怪
00:43:17要带我师父去哪徒弟们这些妖怪已经被悟空制服了什么被制服了猴哥人啊不是被吞了吗八戒我在这狮子的肚子里只等过了狮坨岭
00:43:43咱们就离开孙大圣再往前过了十杯就是师父国国境外了您快出来吧我们再也不敢打您师父主意了是啊是啊小白龙你带师父先走是大师兄孙大圣
00:44:02你师父你师父走远了好你张嘴八戒莎师弟我们走想走没那么容易
00:44:28阿相真神虎哥他们不守约定啊预料到了妖怪嘴里怎么可能有石化拦住他们八戒杀师弟
00:44:32咱兄弟三人一起杀出去好
00:44:48哪里来
00:45:00I'm not going to die!
00:45:04I'm not going to die!
00:45:06I'm not going to die!
00:45:20I'm not going to die!
00:45:27Two!
00:45:30You're the one!
00:45:32You're the one!
00:45:33Two!
00:45:52The king!
00:45:53Let the king!
00:45:53I'm the king!
00:45:54To the queen!
00:45:57You're the king!
00:46:00автом形!
00:46:01Your king!
00:46:03They're killed!
00:46:10You're the king!
00:46:11You're the king!rooted
00:46:22Oh yeah, that is sure.
00:46:25Oh god, you're being beaten by the meat.
00:46:42I can't see a monkey!
00:46:48I'm going to die!
00:46:51I'm going to die!
00:47:03I'm going to die!
00:47:04I'm going to die!
00:47:04Come on, little boy!
00:47:05Let's go!
00:47:06This!
00:47:19Let's go!
00:47:22Don't you know what I'm going to die?
00:47:33Let's go!
00:47:50孙悟空,你必死无疑了
00:47:52哈哈哈哈
00:47:57三大王威武
00:47:59回董佛,开眼庆祝,吃糖素肉
00:48:04是
00:48:27三爹,这瓶子真能控住那孙悟空
00:48:30嘿嘿,大哥放心
00:48:32不消一时三刻,孙悟空就将化成冬水
00:48:45啊,什么法宝,竟能将我聚进来,看我不打了你
00:48:57啊,好强的力道
00:49:00哼,别白费功夫了,这瓶子你是打不烂的
00:49:05啊,打不烂,我撑破它,变大
00:49:10变大没用
00:49:12变小
00:49:23啊,这怎么会
00:49:26哼,没有呢
00:49:30准备接受瓶中酷刑也会洗礼吧
00:49:32啊,不好
00:49:34哼,不好
00:49:39哼,就这点火,也烧不到安老孙呢
00:49:45哼,就这点火,也烧不到安老孙呢
00:49:47是吗
00:49:48啊,那万蛇窟呢
00:49:50啊,蛇
00:49:56啊,找打
00:49:58哼,我的儿,你这瓶子也没多厉害啊
00:50:03是吗,你再看看
00:50:10啊,三美真火
00:50:13哈哈哈哈,没招了吧
00:50:17啊,我小片刻,你这灰飞烟灭
00:50:20啊,师父
00:50:28啊,师兄啊
00:50:31啊,师兄啊
00:50:32啊,悟空
00:50:35啊,师父
00:50:39啊,师兄啊
00:50:43我孙悟空纵横三剑
00:50:45闹天宫,闯地府,入龙宫
00:50:49从未如此狼狈
00:50:50今日,竟要化作这平洞的浓穴
00:50:53师父,八剑,沙僧
00:50:56也必被这妖魔吃了
00:50:57取经大业,就此妖折
00:51:00我愧对佛祖,愧对观音呢
00:51:03身上的毛都被烧坏了
00:51:05怎么还有这三根安然无恙
00:51:07悟空
00:51:11我赐你三根救命毫毛
00:51:12关键时刻,可保你性命
00:51:18这是观音
00:51:19给的救命毫毛
00:51:33没有金刚钻,不懒此去活
00:51:36我算破你的瓶子
00:51:39开车
00:51:46噩,笑话,造话,这下能出去啦
00:52:01三爹,那猴子这回给化成浓水了吧
00:52:04我这老不放心
00:52:10大哥放心 菜都多久过去了
00:52:14那猴子早该连骨头都化没了
00:52:16是吗 快拿来我看看
00:52:19来人 拍到大大王面前
00:52:39三大王 不好了 瓶子变轻了
00:52:45胡说 这可是佛门至宝
00:52:48北韩阴阳二气 怎么会变轻
00:52:53三大王 您看 是真的轻了
00:53:09这怎么会
00:53:14这瓶子是空的
00:53:17兄弟怎么有个骷髅啊 谁敢的
00:53:23怪孙们 当然是你外公我呀
00:53:26哈哈
00:53:26哈哈
00:53:27哈哈
00:53:27哈哈
00:53:28啊
00:53:30啊
00:53:32啊
00:53:36是孙悟空他逃出来了
00:53:39他变成苍蝇飞出去了
00:53:42大苍蝇啊
00:53:43大苍蝇啊
00:53:45大苍蝇啊
00:53:48哎
00:53:48传令下去
00:53:49关门关门
00:53:51别让那猴头跑啦
00:53:53啊
00:53:54啊
00:53:54孙悟空出来了
00:53:55快跑啊
00:53:57啊
00:53:57啊
00:53:58啊
00:53:58啊
00:53:59啊
00:54:03啊
00:54:04啊
00:54:05啊
00:54:13啊
00:54:17各位大王啊 你们不是要吃糖色肉吗 我怎么先把我老猪吓过了 我老猪可吃半年没洗澡 肉是臭的 要吃就先吃我师父啊
00:54:31你师父是压轴菜 你是头菜 大王说了 先把猪八戒洗净 烫了毛刮了皮 拿盐腌了下酒吃
00:54:44老猪 病苦啊快拿家伙跟我走
00:54:50大王洞出事了好 兄弟们 走你们放开我啊
00:54:56来人啊 救命啊
00:55:06这猪头 亏他还当过天鹏元帅呢 竟然如此贪神怕死 看我整治他
00:55:25出物能出物能谁
00:55:26谁叫我
00:55:30我这物能是观音菩萨亲戚的法名 跟了师父后都喊八戒
00:55:33这荒角野岭的 怎会有人知道我这名堂是哪个叫我的法名
00:55:52快出来是我你是哪个 藏头落尾的敢不敢献个响
00:55:59我是殷私勾命的差人 奉阎王旨意 特来勾你魂魄的殷差爷爷啊
00:56:07您老先回去 去跟阎王爷说说情他与我大师兄
00:56:15司悟空交情甚好求他通融一二
00:56:17让我多活一日 明日再来勾我吧
00:56:20胡说 贤王要你三更死 谁敢留人到四更啊趁早跟我走
00:56:34免得我拿出追命绳 套上你的脖子硬扯长官行行好
00:56:39看我这副模样 我也知道活不成了死是肯定死
00:56:42只求多等一日 那妖精把我师父杀尸比他们都抓了
00:56:50我与师父们见上最后一面 再随你去殷私也算全了师都情分
00:56:57死而无憾了也罢 我这勾魂批文上有三十个人
00:57:00都在这附近
00:57:05等我把他们一并驱来 再带你走也容你耽搁这一日
00:57:12只是我刨腿辛苦你可有赢钱呢 拿些出来给我
00:57:15也好当路费
00:57:25我老住一个出家人 四大皆空啊 哪有什么钱啊若无赢钱
00:57:35那就别啰嗦直接套上绳子跟我走
00:57:36长官别让我 别让我 我认得 你这是夺命手一旦套上脖子
00:57:45魂魄就被勾走了我有钱 有钱孝敬你在哪儿
00:57:49快拿出来磨磨蹭蹭的
00:57:53小心我直接带你回地府唉
00:57:54可怜啊可怜 我自作了和尚
00:57:58有些善信人家翟森 见我时长大就瞧瞧塞我点碎银子买饼吃我便一分一分攒着
00:58:11零零碎碎攒了五千银子前些日子到女儿国
00:58:21央求银匠融在一起那银匠没天理 还偷了我几分最后只上四千六分的一块马蹄银你拿了去吧啊
00:58:24这呆子 穷的裤子都没得穿
00:58:30倒会藏银子你这银子藏在何处
00:58:39快说在我坐耳朵眼里塞着来我被捆着双手拿不得你自家神手心摸吧
00:58:56你这呆子 还真是四千六分钟啊
00:59:06甜伤的病老温 原来是你还前刀的猴头
00:59:11我都落到这般田地了你还来捉弄我
00:59:14还诈骗我的银子你良心被狗吃了
00:59:23哼 你这呆子俺老孙宝师父系天取境一路上不知受了多少苦难披荆斩鸡
00:59:26降妖除魔哼 你倒好 躲在一边透懒不算还偷偷攒四方去我攒钱怎么了这都是舍不得吃
00:59:34从牙缝里抠出来的
00:59:36想着攒着买皮布 做点新衣服的你都好
00:59:42平白无故下我一场还欠我的银子
00:59:46快把钱还我你别都不给这银子
00:59:51就当你攒四方前的惩罚亏我了罢了罢了
00:59:56买命钱全让与你好歹你也得救我出去不然我这银子
01:00:01岂不是白给了莫及
01:00:02既拿了你的银子 自然救你
01:00:22母猴哥 趁现在小到不备咱们趁机跑了吧
01:00:27别再硬闯了那三个妖怪太厉害
01:00:31咱打不过亏你还是天鹏元帅下凡
01:00:33尽这般没骨气 今日拼不爬还要救师父和沙师弟出来啊
01:00:39还要硬碰硬啊嗯
01:00:40走 分头行动孙 孙悟空
01:01:06这沙和尚打回原形 沾着人肉酱做生片吃
01:01:08全世界嘿嘿嘿
01:01:10哎嘿嘿嘿
01:01:16嗨啊 欸哎
01:01:19superior Bien 碧嗨
01:01:19mehr
01:01:20Oh, no!
01:01:34My brother!
01:01:36I know you didn't die.
01:01:41The Lord, we can eat the fish.
01:01:46What are you doing?
01:01:48What are you talking about?
01:01:50The king said that this dragon can't eat.
01:01:53He's going to go to the sea of the sea.
01:01:59What do you think?
01:02:00You think there's anyone here to help you?
01:02:07Lord,
01:02:09where is the red light?
01:02:19Who are you?
01:02:21What do you think?
01:02:38The king said that this dragon has to give you!
01:02:40the king said that you!
01:02:41the king said that you will meet with the king and rule,
01:02:43the king said that you will meet your brother.
01:02:44Go!
01:02:48報!
01:02:49三位大王!
01:02:51唐僧四個徒弟在洞中殺瘋了!
01:02:53我們兵力太少,根本抵擋不住啊!
01:02:56什麼?
01:02:58什麼?
01:02:59他們都脫困了!
01:03:00哎呀,這可如何是好啊!
01:03:04我和大哥都被孫悟空打仗,戰力銳減!
01:03:09如今唯一能對付孫悟空的法寶又被鑽破了!
01:03:12我們三兄弟打不過他們四個了!
01:03:13慌什麼?
01:03:15唐僧還在我們手裡?
01:03:18拜唐僧!
01:03:23三弟,有唐僧也沒用啊!
01:03:27咱這石陀陵四萬多小妖都守不住地方了!
01:03:29石陀陵守不住?
01:03:32我還有石陀果啊!
01:03:34啊,你是說?
01:03:35大哥二哥,我石陀城中可是有百萬妖怪的!
01:03:39我們拜唐僧退出石陀城,以多咬死相!
01:03:44孫悟空再有本事也抗衡不了百萬妖兵!
01:03:45對呀!
01:03:47就讓孫悟空看看,我石陀果真正的恐怖!
01:03:52船令纏陣,退守石陀城!
01:03:56妖怪!
01:03:58放我師父!
01:04:01豪哥!
01:04:03妖怪怎麼都跑了?
01:04:04大師兄!
01:04:06妖怪們留了字!
01:04:07三五角!
01:04:08想救你師父!
01:04:10忧胆就來石陀城!
01:04:10Is it what you're saying?
01:04:14Is it what you're saying?
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