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Love Island S13 E20
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00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits are about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O talk.
00:37Talk the talk.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use, like, the...
00:47You know, the melting face one?
00:51The time for name-calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still, please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix of...
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh!
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's Love Island Unseen Man.
01:43It's Love Island Unseen Man.
01:44In one big bedroom, cosy and bright, the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row,
01:55dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
01:59Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay
02:08at a sleepover not that far away.
02:18They sweetly slept, safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:25I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.
02:28You have made your bed, you need to lie in it.
02:30Oh, my fucking days.
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod,
02:39Lola was dreaming something quite odd.
02:43It may sound rude, it may sound kinky,
02:47but here is her dream about wee willy winky.
02:55Tell me you had a dream about you last night.
02:57Did you?
02:57You're going to hate it.
02:59So after this, you were under aftercut for small willies,
03:02and your dick was literally about the width of my finger.
03:06But not even that size, it was literally there.
03:08I need the smallest little ball back in the world like this.
03:10Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why.
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:20Shhh.
03:21Don't shush, boys.
03:22Shake your tush.
03:25So you've got to introduce me
03:28to all your friends, all your friends.
03:31Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week.
03:34Would that be shown on Unseen Bits?
03:36Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag, you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, sorry,
03:41there's a water literally stinging me.
03:43Can't quite with this.
03:45No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away.
03:47So click your fingers.
03:49Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't, I've just got all the jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just like, yeah, there.
03:58Yeah, that's just looks stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop through our way
04:01into an hour of elegantly choreographed Unseen Bits.
04:14And we start with the most pressing Unseen Club of the week
04:17that will have you in creases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:25I use your sheets pressed.
04:27I iron my bedsheet.
04:28Yeah, my, my, I love an iron bedsheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheet?
04:34Every week.
04:35Yeah, every week.
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:37It's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home.
04:38No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with, like, house music on.
04:42So I'm like.
04:44And ironing.
04:45Yeah.
04:45It gets you going.
04:47That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:49Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50You do that on Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:53Why not Sunday?
04:54Because.
04:55Because he's got to get in his bed
04:55when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back.
04:59I shower.
05:00I have two Ferrero Rochers.
05:01A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers.
05:10That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after-rate.
05:13Yeah.
05:13But that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually
05:24he's a bit of a poser.
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:27Someone show me this move.
05:28So you go, like, you go, like, the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hand, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Step this one in.
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up.
05:42How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position there.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Right?
05:48So put your left arm through your legs.
05:51And then bring your right hand around and grab them.
05:55No, I've not got them in the bag.
05:56What was this?
05:56No, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58So put your left arm...
05:59How the fuck can you connect them?
05:59Oh, yeah.
06:00So put your left arm through there and, like, bring it, like, right up,
06:03right around the back of your arse.
06:04Yeah.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand and step your right leg in.
06:08That's what I'm doing right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:10Like this.
06:11Right.
06:12And then like that.
06:12How are you doing...
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like, like, that...
06:16So bring your arm that way.
06:18Oh, okay, like that.
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Like that.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yay!
06:22There's another one you can do where you go, like, where you go, like, that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:25I don't know.
06:26Look at this.
06:27Round and round.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one.
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:30Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:32Where you just do the same, but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a skimming faceplant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go boost.
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get it bigger.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:45Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totes-bag-emotched fans have been on socials.
07:17Love it, lipstick and perfume to Anne's iconic.
07:20Face with heart emoji, face with heart emoji.
07:25I love her in her handbag, so cute.
07:29Loudly crying face emoji.
07:33It's a Scottish thing we take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji.
07:47Starstruck emoji.
07:54This is my thing.
07:55No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini-LV with me.
07:59Always.
07:59Is that what your purpose is?
08:01Yeah.
08:01But I put everything in my handbag.
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:05But I only use my...
08:06I take it to the gym, I take it to some bed, I take it to work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini-handbag.
08:11Because it has everything.
08:12It has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag.
08:15Yeah.
08:15But I have that, like, everyone's, like, in the girls' office, they're like,
08:19Why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of
08:32Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin.
08:38Obviously, you've got to have your hair clip
08:40for when you're putting your hair up, when you're by the beach,
08:43when it's getting in your face,
08:45we love a hair clip.
08:47And this was a little flowery one, okay.
08:49Then, lip balm.
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised,
08:53we have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But, there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:02Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
09:09Let's see.
09:10Cowboy hat.
09:11Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:22I just love my plant.
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that,
09:31because using the side...
09:33It's a bit of a side-squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:48The Love Island villa may be a Wi-Fi-free zone,
09:51but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of getting on the net
09:54and having a text chat.
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
09:58Ooh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use, like, the...
10:01You know, the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
10:04..and it's just, like, melted.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji where it's just, like,
10:15the final person, they've got the...
10:17What was the thing?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just like a little...
10:25Is that where you text all the girls in?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark,
10:31and then you send a...
10:34It's quite funny, isn't it?
10:36And it's just, like, it adds a little bit of character.
10:38Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:40Do you know when I'm texting or something?
10:41Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a...
10:47That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, isn't it?
10:52It's, like, you could...
10:53Imagine you're saying,
10:54I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
10:56see where the night goes after, then give it a little...
10:58It's a good, cheeky little one. I like it.
11:01A little one of them after, isn't it?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again.
11:05Your tongue...
11:05You've got to sit the tongue out.
11:06I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:16The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
11:18It's straight though.
11:19Oh, no.
11:20Oh, no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:23Do you know after your speech?
11:25Like, if you were to send a link to your speeches to your mum or dad,
11:29you'd followed up with that.
11:30No, I know the one that...
11:31You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just, like,
11:36there's just nothing there
11:37because you've, like, made too many mistakes.
11:39You're both flat.
11:39Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just, like...
11:43Because I fucked up again.
11:44So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:47That's quite good, isn't it?
11:48So, if me and you were next to each other in a message,
11:51you'd just be...
11:52And I'd be...
11:53Yeah.
11:53Let's do it now.
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers,
12:05I've had a bit of downtime.
12:07So, we went snorkelling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:12A good knees to on their paddleboard date.
12:15Sup, guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So, Lola, we've been getting on really well,
12:22and I just think it's time we tied it up.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date
12:27you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get this on your ankle, man?
12:38I swear to God.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Do we just take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:45You get...
12:48I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:53Okay, don't try.
12:54Don't try.
12:54Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:58No, wait.
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:02No, I can't.
13:03You can, Sam.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Is that fishes?
13:16Did you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling them we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:31Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:46Oh, I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd be paying a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So, come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paintbrushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go, like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:30Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like, you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really going to do the outline of the glasses, okay?
14:39This is beautiful.
14:43Let the canvas for your work.
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51No, you can't.
14:52I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, though.
14:54Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so with a pair of Murphy brothers in
15:12the villa, something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing you've done to minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time, so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses we need to crack on.
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry, sorry.
16:15Morning's going to melt.
16:16Sorry.
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooh.
16:23This is a great service.
16:28So look no further with your one-stop-shop for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot.
16:37Ermo me in the basement.
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burned Bits.
16:42Earlier we saw a clip of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence, but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:47Well, here's...
16:50I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you?
17:02You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV.
17:09Mate, it's so bad.
17:11Shut up.
17:11He was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show, otherwise the Love Island boss is the man we fill it
17:19with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny.
17:31I did warn you.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite, I like when people, first name, last name people, I guess the posh boy
17:48thing, you know, they're like, Rufus Alistair or something, do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
17:53Rufus?
17:53I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior, Sam Rock Junior, SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:02I might just call, yeah, just call him my name, but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ.
18:08AJ.
18:09AJ.
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:11That's a great name, AJ.
18:14AJ Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it, though?
18:15For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:18AJ.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24AJ.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essence.
18:26No, because how, AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30You all said his name's Aidan.
18:31Yes.
18:31So it's A-J.
18:33Nickname, it's just AJ.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know, I know his nickname's AJ, but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ when
18:38it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ, but his name's not his...
18:42Well, that's why everyone would call him.
18:43His name's Aidan Junior.
18:44Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46So it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior.
18:48So on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J?
18:51No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better, because you can say AJ.
18:58AJM.
18:59AJ.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
19:05Chevy?
19:06Chevy?
19:08I'll call my kid Spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So your foot's here, you point it out, and you're just going back, front, back, front,
19:34around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So you just basically do it with a jump.
19:37Oh.
19:38Okay.
19:40So...
19:41What the...
19:42I know.
19:43So a lot of jumping.
19:45So how do you get to this?
19:45It's all jumping.
19:46It's so good.
19:47Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:52Then there was, there was like em, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it!
19:59Lana's falling in the sword.
20:01Now your hands, your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05And you're literally just...
20:06That's so cute.
20:08I know.
20:08And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace, but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Want me to try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:43Oh, I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go, let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:08I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:16I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go, yeah, right, yeah.
21:21Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:23Put away, Joe.
21:25Have to go out.
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way and then that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Oh.
21:33Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:35Switch up.
21:36Sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here, and then he's like,
21:39OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:43Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating,
21:45and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really
21:56going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls?
22:00All the flavours?
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry?
22:16I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:20What's Cav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:24He's like...
22:24No, I'm vanilla.
22:25No, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:29Si.
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So you're not white, white, you're like...
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general?
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're a coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm, I love tiramisu as well.
22:44That's you.
22:44What am I?
22:45You're caramel.
22:47Good.
22:48Ellie's like Iron Brew.
22:49You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's itty.
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53Itty.
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aidan then?
22:55Vanilla bean.
22:56No, Aidan's like...
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59Vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:01Oh no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah.
23:07I hear that bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr Whippy Man myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull downs or pull ups.
23:33But this turned into put downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what that means.
23:38You've got like a...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:44No, but...
23:45For fuck's sake, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jump.
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:53God, give us a little...
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56No.
23:56Go and jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah!
24:06Well, where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's my knees.
24:10You have to get the knees out and leave my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Well, um...
24:21Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not high jump.
24:23Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:32What?
24:32You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Oh, to Lorenzo.
24:42With notes of passion fruit.
24:44Gas,
24:44battery acid,
24:45and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52Oh, I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:24What?
25:26It is.
25:26You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:30Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
25:35Eau de Lorenzo.
25:36Eau de Lorenzo.
25:58Eau de Lorenzo.
26:00Eau de Lorenzo.
26:02Eau de Lorenzo.
26:04Eau de Lorenzo.
26:04I could show you a few of my moves.
26:06Show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on Z-Mats.
26:13Where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
26:27Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
26:29He's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes...
26:36All you hear is...
26:38That's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I've put Mabes onto something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah.
26:51Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:59You just pull your body over.
27:01You can actually hear my butt crack in there.
27:06And seeing stars.
27:08Ah!
27:09Fuck!
27:11Ah, fucking dusty.
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head.
27:21Boom.
27:21Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:34Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:42Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back.
27:44Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on, let me and you do it.
27:52Come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:53It's just a little nonchalant.
27:55Never eye contact with anybody ready.
27:56Let's see.
27:57No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
28:09What, is there a beat?
28:10Is there?
28:10There's just like some...
28:11Yeah, there's a bit to it.
28:12Boom, boom, boom.
28:13It's hard, innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could, like, do the modelling?
28:15Yeah.
28:16Do you want to do more of me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on.
28:19I want to do one after.
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
28:24No eye contact, just a little bob.
28:26I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it, like?
28:32I do.
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:46Yeah.
28:48Yes, come.
28:49Come, come, come do it with me.
28:51Do you need in between the both of them?
28:52Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:54Right, hold on.
28:55Go on.
28:55Three, two, one, go!
29:06Are you giving him one of them?
29:12Oh my god, they're actually divas.
29:20Here's a top secret, highly confidential, unseen training video
29:23from the LIA, the Love Island Army.
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells
29:29before active engagement.
29:31Is everyone here?
29:32If the two bombshell girls come in,
29:33everyone here is open to get to know them?
29:35Exactly, 100%.
29:36Apart from me.
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view
29:39find out who they fancy. I'll be the man on the inside. You can wingman. I'll wingman you.
29:44We call him every now and then. He's not there every night. He's not on the front line with us
29:48all the time, but every now and then when the general needs him, I'll call him up. He deals
29:51with our inside information. Fine. He's SAS commander. That is my position. 00 tart.
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be. 00 tart. Can we just go around quickly so I know where we
30:02all
30:02stand here? I'm captain. I'm private. I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant. You're general.
30:09Just to clarify, who's number one? Yeah. Yeah. I'm SAS so I can float in a boat wherever I am.
30:14I don't really have a rank. A medal of honour is a wash bag. The general's got how many
30:17wash bags? Have you got four? I've got four. He's got four wash bags. I've got two big wash bags.
30:22I've only got one wash bag. Have you got three? I've got three. It all works then. Yeah. Go on,
30:27side and then give us a run down. What's the process is? No, no, no. Yeah. Well,
30:31let's not go. Slow down. Slow down. Chill out. I can say that. Slow the fuck down.
30:40Right. Now march. Good debrief. Everyone's in a good position. Do you want to lead us,
30:45general? Three, two, one. Top task. Oh, no. How hot is that? Sorry to pill rank lads,
30:56but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week. Cavan, Simba, Mika and Yasmin,
31:12four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover. A car is waiting for you outside. Pack your bags
31:20and leave the villa immediately. And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it,
31:25they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:31Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four
31:37bombshells. Tina. Finley. Hallie. Cheddy. And they had to walk all the way from Palma airport through the
31:49Mayorkan countryside, which in cork wedges is no meat feed. But there was definitely some kind of buzz
31:59about them. Or on them. Come on, chop chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing everything in
32:11slow-mo. But once the Islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead. What's your favourite food?
32:17You're like a bit of sea bass, are you not into fish? No. I like fish, but I don't like
32:22seafood.
32:24I like fish? Yeah, but... Oh, you like fish, but you don't like eating the fish? No, I like fish.
32:29What are you going on about? What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations. Do you know what? That's PR. I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I like fish, but I don't like
32:40seafood.
32:41What's the difference? I like seafood like prawns and that.
32:47What? What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different. So what fish do you like, yeah?
32:54Like, just fish? I've got like a foot stitch, man. Oh, my God.
32:58Fuck. It's like crap. Sorry, Gary. It's OK.
33:02I do love a foot tattoo, you know. Do you? Do you like feet?
33:06I do like feet. You've got nice feet. That's one of the first things I saw.
33:09Really? Do you want to know a secret? I have two toes joined together.
33:13You're lying.
33:15I swear to you.
33:18I've got a side of my hair. What?
33:20I've got a side of my hair. No, I'm just looking at you. Look.
33:23Oh, OK. I saw that band. I think they look cute.
33:26Oh, OK. That's cute. That's all right.
33:27They look better than normal feet, I think. I thought you meant like they're just together.
33:30Oh, no, no, no. Like, just like a bit of the skin is like together.
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like, um, I love you. Like, little words.
33:43But I think if I sat there and almost sit somewhere...
33:45Please don't say that to me.
33:47Right, are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
33:51I'd still eat it, but I don't like it.
33:54What's your name, Riley? Riley. Oh, that's crazy.
33:57What is it? Finn.
33:59Oh, Finn. Where do I get Riley from?
34:01That's why you got Riley.
34:02I've never been with a Finley before.
34:04You with a Finn, though? Finn. Finn.
34:06I've never been with a Finn either.
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun. Would you?
34:12Like skydiving. Should we do it?
34:14For our first date? What are we doing, base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving. I think that would be my good date.
34:18There's not very much, like... To do.
34:20Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean? True.
34:22Imagine how we're getting to know each other as we're flying down the air.
34:24On a first date? Yeah.
34:26I never thought of it like that.
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36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
36:12Are you ready?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of middle action to bring you everything that went unseen.
36:25Like this big pink wall.
36:27Oh f***ing, I nearly played to the wall.
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:43Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
36:43Strike a pose.
36:45It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit.
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army.
36:58And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
37:05It's got sponsored silence, isn't it?
37:07we're focusing Tommy let's see if you know the next step see if I know the
37:12next step if you know the next step this is huge toner mmm technically not wrong
37:20just not right so do I do I wet my face yeah what before this yeah okay
37:26do you not put the toner on what I did I've started earlier look at him go look
37:33with the lip balm that's not lip balm it's lip oil then you put this on don't
37:38you this is the next one I don't know what step you are that's the toner yeah
37:43that's the toner that goes next all right we've done four fingers oh my god we're
37:52done with this one yeah yeah I know we're gonna go for the eyes yeah this is insane
37:58that's too much oh that's too much now the hell is it just taking the fucking
38:01piss sorry sorry guys I'm losing I'm sorry no sorry right under the eyes I forget
38:12general if I may we're ready for lymphatic drainage oh they're not ready for that
38:17yeah fucking niggies you're getting demoted after this performance right I get to them
38:23Paris just sure going down with me Paris just said I can't get any of that one
38:28just a little bit you've got to open the notes sir right then boys we all finish with
38:32a little spritz yes private one who does the generals the generals doing all the work
38:44you know he looks after his workers that was a little treat for you guys well done yes well
38:52done pleasure doing business well done skincare for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a
38:57hand cane rubbing it on my face it's tricky when I'm working away though so she posts me tubs
39:02saliva so I could do it myself this next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone
39:36lying around why does he do this see if it's anyone else I'd battle and see it's Lorenzo it's fine
39:42oh
39:42cute god oh I love them so fucking cute is there a reason why it looks like it's in the
39:50Berlin
39:50dancing literally I can't breathe around this guy this one is fucking funny they need to leave in the media
40:15it feels like he's gonna make so many whatsapp stickers of me oh my god his phone does need to
40:23be
40:23confiscated like I can't even just be sat there I don't do money is this a fucking dog no his
40:37phone is deleted
40:38no I can't wait to show him that that is the best thing Yasmin do you want to fall out
40:49give me that phone
40:51immediately she can't wait to show he's gonna be so proud of me nowhere safe that is one serious photo
40:59dump girls but not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam so the boy I would like to steal
41:05is Tommy
41:07so the girl I would like to steal is Ellie God I like to steal is Mika so the boy
41:14I would like to steal is
41:17Aaron Salmon in the beer you are now single and therefore dumped from the island at least we have
41:21some pictures to remember you by oh wait maybe not those ones
41:46I asked the islanders what the cheesiest DMs were oh I've received so many so many weird weird weird weird
41:54DMs in my life oh I know you're a teacher but you could teach me a thing or two in
41:58bed just like
41:59that wasn't cringy I actually liked that one to be honest someone messaged me saying can I call you
42:04Jasmine without the jazz so can I call you mine which is quite good and if he was hot I
42:13would have
42:13replied something crazy like are you a controller dot dot dot because I'm not trying to play you
42:20and then sent like a controller emoji a girl sent a picture of a dog sorry my dog went missing
42:27um thank
42:28you for finding him so I DM this girl and I sent her emoji of a football and then a
42:34fence and it's a
42:36sorry I keep my board over my fence but whilst I'm here how are you oh I was young I
42:42get a lot of can I
42:44ask you a question and I'm like no you can't the only way I can describe it as like a
42:49Bible verse
42:50that he had made up himself and it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest thing I'd ever seen
42:57in my life I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it very ballsy to be
43:01honest are you
43:02from Tennessee because you're only Tennessee and I was like you need to get original don't ever say that
43:09that was I have DM celebrities before you just think oh do you know what shoot my shot then you
43:16wake up in the morning you think what's an absolute embarrassment which I'd be telling them they're
43:20shaped like a wine glass which is a good thing and they all take it like a good thing no
43:23one's ever
43:23taken it as a bad thing I sent a boy a message and it said if you feel something weird
43:28don't fight
43:29it I'm just manifesting you that's so cringy isn't it did I get a reply back no we've all had
43:36a guy
43:37asked for feet pics might have been there done it who knows what she requested that I should send
43:43us some pictures of my feet I don't know why my feet they're not in the best of Nick you
43:47know I
43:47mean like I've had some pretty weird requests in my day I've had a few people kind of message me
43:52for
43:53some old pairs of socks what actually goes through these people's heads did definitely have someone
43:57message me I can't remember the exact wording but it was saying about mayonnaise and it like started
44:02this discussion about mayonnaise which was like weirdly engaging because it's definitely better than
44:06like a hey kiss or something crap like that but I do like mayonnaise so it did weirdly work
44:14come back next time for some more I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip if
44:25the boys
44:25can get around to it no go around go around yeah yeah we could get a good thing going here
44:33you know
44:37oh the commander is taking us for a walk
44:42what are you doing we're walking around the garden we're eating oreos and burn them off
44:47sorry to pull rank lads but I'm under strict orders to sign out our time is up until next time
44:54over and out
44:55bye-bye