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Love Island 2015 Season 13 Episode 20
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00:00With our collection of incredible unseen clips
00:02Ah!
00:04It's time to walk the walk
00:06Double O Tart
00:07Top Tart!
00:09Talk the talk
00:10If I have to use one emoji for the rest of my life
00:13Ooh, that's a good one
00:14I'd probably use, like, the...
00:16You know, the melting face one?
00:20The time for name calling is over
00:22Sorry, I'm busy painting here
00:24Can you keep still, please?
00:26Because we all have skin in the game
00:27Do I wet my face?
00:29Oh, my God
00:30And we need our weekly fix of
00:32Snogging
00:34Cracking on
00:38And a shower of bombshells
00:40Fish counts as seafood
00:42Yeah, but fish is different
00:43It's love having unseen me!
01:10In one big bedroom cosy and bright
01:13The islanders all slept through the night
01:16There were sixteen happy islanders all tucked up in a row
01:20Dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow
01:24Twinkle, twinkle, little star
01:30Little did they know that four would be off to stay
01:33At a sleepover not that far away
01:42They sweetly slept safe and warm
01:46Unaware of the approaching storm
01:50I'm fucked now, man
01:51I'm so fucked
01:52You have made your bed
01:54You need to lie in it
01:55Oh, my fucking days
01:59But while she was off in the land of nod
02:03Lola was dreaming something quite odd
02:06It may sound rude
02:08It may sound kinky
02:10But here is her dream
02:12About wee willy winky
02:19Tommy had a dream about you last night
02:20Did you?
02:20You're going to hate it
02:21So after this you were the aftercut for small willies
02:24And your dick was literally about like the width
02:26Like the...
02:27Nice!
02:29But like not even that size
02:30It was literally there
02:31And the smallest little ball bags in the world like this
02:33Why not give this me like you used to
02:37Tell me why, tell me why
02:39Welcome to the dream of the unseen
02:42Shhhh
02:43Don't shush boys
02:44Shake your tush
02:47So you're going to introduce me
02:50To all your friends, all your friends
02:53Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week
02:56Would that be shown on unseen bits?
02:58Hashtag scared
02:58Hashtag you can bet your life on it
03:00Oh, my God
03:01Oh, my God, oh, my God
03:02Sorry, there's literally stinging me
03:04Can't cope with this
03:05No, what is it doing?
03:06Go away
03:07So click your fingers
03:09Can't do it
03:10If you can
03:11I can't, I've just got all the jingling
03:15But I can't do it tonight for some reason
03:17That's just like, yeah
03:18Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it?
03:20As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits
03:24And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week that will have you increases
03:38Why do they not iron it?
03:43I use your sheets pressed
03:45I iron my bed sheets
03:46Yeah, I love an iron bed sheet
03:49Every Saturday afternoon I iron my bed
03:51How often do you change your sheet?
03:52Every week
03:53Yeah, every week
03:54So when I go out on a Saturday night
03:55He's kind of an ick
03:56I come home
03:57No, I think that's a green flag
03:58I iron with, like, house music on
04:00So I'm like
04:02And ironing
04:03Yeah, ironing
04:04It gets you going
04:04That makes it a bit better
04:05Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening
04:06Then I go out, I have my fun
04:07I come back
04:08You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:09No, Saturday afternoon
04:10Why not Sunday?
04:12Because
04:12Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out
04:14Yeah, so I go on my night out
04:15I come back
04:16I shower
04:17I have two Ferrero Roches
04:18A bottle of water
04:20And then I go to bed
04:23What's wrong with a Ferrero Roche?
04:25I love a Ferrero Roche
04:26That's just so niche
04:27What, like, an after right?
04:29Yeah, but
04:30That's not really substantial now
04:37Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually
04:40He's a bit of a poser
04:42Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here
04:43Someone show me this move
04:44So you go, like
04:45You go, like
04:46The warrior thing there, right?
04:48Yeah
04:48And then this hand comes under there
04:51And you've got to link your hands, right?
04:53Link your hands
04:53Step this one in
04:55Fucking how?
04:56And lift that one up
04:58How did you do that?
04:59So you go into a warrior position
05:01There
05:02Yeah
05:02Right?
05:03So, put your left arm through your legs
05:06And then bring your right hand around
05:08And grab them
05:09No, I've not got the bag
05:10What was this?
05:11Other way
05:12So put your left arm
05:13How can you connect them?
05:14Oh, yeah
05:14So put your left arm through there
05:15And bring it, like, right
05:17Round the back of your arse
05:18Yeah
05:18And then grab it with your right hand
05:20Yeah
05:20And step, step your right leg in
05:22That's why I'm doing it right
05:23And then
05:24What the fuck?
05:24Like this
05:25And then like that
05:26How are you doing?
05:27How are you getting the arm connection?
05:29Like that
05:30So, bring it on that way
05:31Oh, okay, like that
05:32Yeah, yeah
05:32And then
05:33Yeah
05:35There's another one you can do
05:36Where you go like
05:36Where you go like that
05:37What the fuck is she doing?
05:39I don't know
05:39Look at this
05:40What the fuck is that?
05:41That's a different one
05:42How the fuck should she do that?
05:43Yeah
05:43Can you do that one, Fitz?
05:44Right, you just do the same, but
05:47What the fuck?
05:47No, this is giving faceplant
05:48Nothing else
05:49Yeah, I'm just gonna go boost
05:50No, you don't do that
05:51Angel, we can't have your nose broken
05:52We can't get it bigger
05:54Yeah
05:54This girl here
05:55This girl here, honestly
05:57Forget yoga with Tommy
05:58It's Lola who makes you feel the burn
06:15It's been said that Elliot's bagged herself the best connection in the villa
06:19So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbag emoch fans have been on socials
06:28Loved lipstick and perfume to hands iconic
06:31Face with heart emoji, face with heart emoji
06:36I love Elina and Mag, so cute
06:39Loudly crying face emoji
06:42It's a Scottish thing, we take our bags everywhere, winky face with tongue emoji
06:51What's in the bag, we need a revealing face with monocle emoji, starstruck emoji
07:03This is my thing, no matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me, always
07:08Is that what your parents do, your LV?
07:10Yeah, but I put everything in my handbag, I've got so much in my handbags at home
07:13But I have only, I only use my, I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I
07:16take it to work
07:16Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag
07:19Because it has everything, it has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID
07:22Your little cutie handbag
07:23Yeah, I have that, like, everyone's in the council office, they're like
07:26Why the fuck do you have two handbags?
07:28And I'm like, because that's my work handbag, and that's my always handbag
07:36Well, here on Unseen Pets, we have a world exclusive of
07:39Who was in Ellie's bag?
07:42Let's begin
07:45Obviously, got to have your hair clip
07:47For when you're putting your hair out, when you're by the beach
07:49When you're just, it's getting in your face
07:51We love a hair clip
07:53And this one's a little flower one, thank you
07:55Then, lip balm
07:57For when the lips are nice and moisturised
07:59We have my lip combo
08:02Staple in the handbag
08:03But, there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy
08:06First, two lemons
08:08Next
08:10We have a whisk
08:12Just in case we need to stir some stuff up
08:14Let's see
08:16Cowboy hat
08:17Right
08:19A yoga mat
08:20A yoga mat
08:24We have my plant
08:26I just love my plant
08:29Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag
08:33Good luck to me trying to get it back in that
08:35Because, using the sides, it's a bit of a tight squeeze
08:40But we're going to give that a good go
08:42Another cracking clip in the bag
08:51The Love Island villa may be a wifi free zone
08:54But Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of getting on the net
08:57And having a text chat
08:58If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life
09:01Ooh, that's a good one
09:02I'd probably use, like, the...
09:04You know the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
09:07And it's just, like, melted
09:08Because I feel like it could be used for so many things
09:10It could be, like, I'm pissed
09:12You know, I'm drunk
09:14Yeah
09:15I'm... I'm fed up
09:16Do you know the emoji where it's just, like, the fine person
09:18They've got the...
09:19What, they've done here?
09:21He's got the tongue out to the side
09:23It's just like a little...
09:24That one, yeah
09:27Is that where you text all the girls then?
09:29Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
09:30Do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark
09:32And then you send a...
09:36It's quite funny, innit?
09:37And it's just, like, it has a little bit of character
09:39Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
09:41Do you know when I'm texting something?
09:42Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face
09:45And that's your face?
09:47And that's, like, a...
09:48That's the closest thing to your face
09:50That one's so diverse, innit?
09:52It's, like, you can...
09:53Imagine you're saying
09:54I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks
09:56See where the night goes after, then give it a little...
09:59It's a good, cheeky little one, I like it
10:01Little one of them after, innit?
10:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
10:03Do it again
10:05Your tongue...
10:05You've got to stick the tongue out, I can't see it
10:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
10:15The monkey with the hands over the eyes
10:17Oh, someone's doing something wrong
10:18It's like the...
10:18Oh, no
10:19Do you know your speech?
10:22Yeah, yeah
10:23After your speech, like, if you were to send a link to your speeches
10:26To your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that
10:29No, I know the one that...
10:30You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just like...
10:34There's just nothing there
10:35Because you've, like, made too many mistakes
10:37You're both flat
10:37Yeah
10:38It's just a line
10:39Yeah, it's just like...
10:41Because I've fucked up again
10:42So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji
10:44That's so good, innit?
10:46So, if me and you were next to each other in a message
10:48You'd just be...
10:49And I'd be...
10:50Yeah
10:51Let's do it now
11:00This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime
11:04So we went snorkelling
11:06And what beauty we came across in this scene
11:09I couldn't these two on their paddleboard date
11:12Sup, guys?
11:13It's like I'm proposing to your ankle
11:15This is what I wanted
11:16So, Lola
11:17We've been getting on really well
11:18And I just think it's time to be tidying up
11:20On your ankle
11:21And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see
11:26There we are
11:26We just couldn't kelp ourselves
11:29How'd you get us on your ankle, man?
11:33I've just already got...
11:34Right
11:34I'm already getting better at this than you
11:36Okay, you ready?
11:36Do we need to take you for a tour?
11:38What?
11:38I'll stand here
11:40You get...
11:42I'm not having a good day
11:44It's the worst first day ever
11:47Okay, don't try, don't try
11:49Now, how do I turn around to you?
11:50No, turn around
11:50Oh my god
11:52No, wait
11:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
11:54Wait, the stick's gone
11:54No, I can use it
11:55No, you can't
11:56No, I can't
11:57You can, Sam
12:03Oh dear
12:04I think we might be getting a little too close
12:09Is that fishes?
12:10Did you say fishes?
12:11Yeah, fishes
12:11It's fish
12:12No, no, because there's more than one fish
12:13It's fishes
12:14The plural of fish is fish
12:15Do you actually not know that?
12:16No, no, fishes
12:17It's...
12:18It's fish
12:19Okay, let's go
12:20Let's go
12:21We're still telling we had tapas though
12:23Yeah, 100%
12:23Nice day
12:24But even if it doesn't work out
12:25There's plenty more fishes in the sea
12:28Oh dear
12:39I'm glad you could join me today
12:41I thought we were painting a great big almighty mountain
12:44I think you'll really enjoy this one
12:47So come on everybody
12:49Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going
12:52Put your lips together
12:54That's not how I do it but okay
12:55How would you know we do it?
12:56I just go like
12:57I feel like Van Gogh
13:01I do?
13:03He's doing his painting right now
13:13Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy
13:19Sorry I'm busy painting here
13:20Can you keep still please?
13:22I'm going to do the outline like
13:23Do you know them colouring books on your kid?
13:25Yeah, you're not going to need to do the light light glasses, okay?
13:32Let the camera store your work
13:38Wait there, I'll get off
13:40Right, okay, I can feel you're going too far
13:42That's beautiful that
13:43Yeah?
13:45Not sure what you'd fetch in Auctionelli
13:47But that clip was priceless
13:55Murphy's law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong
13:58Murphy's law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong
13:58So with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa
14:00Something is bound to go wrong soon
14:02It's just a matter of waiting
14:10Yeah, there's nothing...
14:12There's nothing you've done with it, is there?
14:14Well, luckily we have run out of time
14:15So we'll have to come back after the break to find out
14:18Ooh, I'll be next
14:21I'll be next
14:33It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
14:36Hey!
14:38So enough with the poses
14:40We need to crack on
14:41Ready, set, go!
14:48We've kicked our way through the drama
14:50To find all the shocking moments that were missed
14:52Right, that's on you!
14:53Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other
14:59Sorry, sorry, sorry
15:00Morning's gonna melt
15:01Sorry
15:01And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob
15:05Ooh!
15:08This is a great service
15:13So look no further with your one-stop shop
15:15For exclusive hot tongue action
15:17It's not really hot
15:18Oh, oh, oh, oh
15:21Ermo me in the basement
15:22It's Love Island Slightly Burnt Bits
15:26Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aidan sitting in silence
15:29But remember, silence can be deadly
15:31Well, here's
15:32Ooh!
15:34I've been next!
15:40Bro, that fucking stinks
15:43I'm so wrong
15:44Is that you? You just farted?
15:46Mate, that stinks
15:48What's wrong with you?
15:50You're on national TV
15:51Mate, it's so bad
15:53But he was fine mate
15:55It's television
15:56Not smelly-vision
15:57But we can't have dead air on this show
15:59Otherwise the Love Island boss is the man we fill it with silly fart sounds
16:02So come on quick
16:04Say something funny
16:12I did warn ya
16:19Yeah
16:19Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name
16:22I'm sure Lola has some ideas
16:25But I also like my favourite
16:26I like when people first name, last name people
16:27I guess the posh boy thing
16:28You know when they're like
16:30Rufus Alistair or something
16:31Do you know what I mean?
16:32I like that
16:43Rufus?
16:43Yeah, just call him my name
16:44But just add Junior in the end
16:46AJ
16:46AJ
16:47AJ
16:48AJ
16:48Yes!
16:50Aidan Junior
16:51That's a great name
16:52AJ
16:52AJ Murphy
16:54How would you spell it though?
16:55For A-Y-E-J-A-Y
16:57What?
16:57AJ
16:59No!
17:00Stop talking
17:00No darling
17:01That's crazy
17:03No
17:03This is when I say you're from Essie
17:04No because how
17:05AJ
17:06How can you have like a two letter name?
17:08No it's not because
17:08You always said his name is Aidan
17:09Junior
17:10So it's A-J
17:11Nickname is AJ
17:12It's just the nickname
17:13That's not his name is it?
17:14No I know his nickname is AJ
17:14But why would you start throwing letters into AJ when it's literally just his initials?
17:17Well because you said his name is going to be AJ
17:19No no no no
17:19Well that's what everyone would call him
17:22Aidan Junior
17:22I was going to call him AJ
17:23Yeah
17:23Yeah
17:24No it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior
17:26So on the birth certificate you're not going to go A-Y-J
17:29No Aidan Junior Murphy
17:31Aidan Junior Murphy
17:32Yeah I know it's a bit backwards but it sounds better because you can say A-J
17:35A-J-M
17:36A-J
17:37Oh thanks guys you just named my first kid
17:40I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well
17:42Since that was
17:43Chevy
17:44I want to call my kid Spurs
17:47That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name
17:59The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland
18:02For one they are both famous for their flings
18:06So your foot's here you point it out and you just go back, front, back, front, around your knee
18:10Yeah
18:11So you just basically do it with a jump
18:13Oh my
18:14Oh my
18:15So
18:16What the
18:17I know
18:19So a lot of jumping
18:20So how did you get to this side?
18:21That was so good
18:22So laddie up this is calorie deficit right here
18:24Yeah
18:38The jumping
18:39And you're actually just
18:40That's so cute
18:41I know
18:42And then you're doing that over the sword
18:44You need to jump back over the other side of the sword
18:47Okay
18:48And then when you go down in a circle you need to go right behind the sword
18:51What if I just did this?
18:52Yeah that'll work
18:53Yeah that'll work
19:04It'll work out
19:04Earlier in the week Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace
19:07But where are they moving in the right direction?
19:09Do you want me to try the other way?
19:11Yeah go on then
19:12What me this way?
19:13Yeah what way do you normally go?
19:14I normally go that way
19:15I normally go that way
19:17I'll try
19:18It may be called French kissing
19:20But snogging is not like driving in Europe Lorenzo
19:22You don't have to do it on the other side
19:25Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
19:28Before he retakes his snogging theory test
19:31Remember just pick one side and stick with it
19:32Don't go
19:33Let's change this side
19:34Or is this side?
19:35You're going that way
19:36I go in the other way
19:36I am left handed but I go this way
19:39You're left handed?
19:40I'm right handed I go left
19:41I'm left handed I go right
19:42Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then
19:44Yes then I get my left hand
19:45Ah yes
19:46What about you Simba?
19:47I go right
19:48You go right yeah
19:49You're right all the way?
19:50Yeah I go
19:51Yeah right yeah
19:52You have to put the tongue out
19:54What way do you want?
19:55Have to go out
19:56Yeah that's what I do
19:57No I like this way
19:59Yeah
19:59Turn that way
20:00But when it's intense
20:01I'll go to the left
20:02Oh
20:03What is that like turbo money?
20:05Yeah turbo
20:05Switch up
20:06Sportmo plus
20:07Sport money's here and then he's like
20:08Okay we need to go up a few gears
20:09Let's go this way
20:10Right we're shifting gears
20:11Yeah
20:11Basically Lorenzo
20:13State of neutral
20:13No tailgating
20:14And at all costs
20:15Do not pump the gas
20:22This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa
20:26All the boys are hot
20:28So all the girls
20:28All the flavours
20:30There's a lot of gorgeous people in here huh
20:31All the flavours
20:32Yeah all the flavours that is true
20:35There actually are all the flavours
20:36Who's strawberry?
20:39Is he vanilla?
20:41No I was going to say he's strawberry
20:43Strawberry
20:44I said you don't know the story
20:46Fruity
20:47Where did strawberry come from?
20:48What's Kav?
20:50He's like a bourbon vanilla
20:51He's like um
20:52No I'm vanilla
20:52No he's um
20:53He's dolce de leche
20:55Dolce de leche
20:56What's that?
20:57Si
20:58The sweet milk one
20:59The sweet milk
21:00So you're not white white
21:01Yeah you're like sweet
21:02You're spicy white
21:03What are we talking about in the bedroom here?
21:05Just your vibe
21:05Just in general
21:06You're not like
21:06You're a coffee tiramisu
21:08Mmm
21:09I love tiramisu as well
21:10That's you
21:11What am I?
21:12You're caramel
21:13Yeah
21:13Ellie's like iron brew
21:16You're losing me guys
21:17It's Italy
21:18What are we talking about?
21:19Just like vibes
21:20What's Aidan then?
21:21Vanilla bean
21:21No Aidan's like
21:23There's too many vanilla
21:25Vanilla
21:25He's like a classic
21:26Oh no he's like
21:27You know the bubblegum flavour
21:30A bit of fun?
21:31Yeah
21:32Yeah I hear that bubblegum
21:33Yeah
21:33What's Fitzy?
21:35Fitzy's all reliable
21:37I just got us all the same
21:38Thank you love
21:39Cheers Ellie
21:40Strawberry twist
21:41Do you know what?
21:41Thanks
21:42No strawberry twist for me
21:43I'm more of a Mr Whippy man myself
21:51Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym
21:54They're supposed to be doing pull downs or pull ups
21:57But this turned into put downs
21:58Lorenzo you've got like a high jumper build
22:00I don't know what it means
22:02You've got like a
22:02Like the build of an athlete that's good at jumping
22:06That's what I'm trying to say
22:07What does that look like?
22:08No but
22:08What the fuck's sick bro?
22:10When I look at you I just think
22:11Yeah that pole vault
22:12High jumps
22:13You know
22:14The jumping
22:15The jumping ones
22:17God give us a little jump over here
22:18Jump over his arm
22:19No
22:19Go jump over his arm
22:20No I'm not a good runner or jumper
22:22I'll give it a go first
22:23I can't even remember what a pole vault does
22:26Yeah
22:28Yes
22:29Where's my pole?
22:30No no pole
22:31It's my knees
22:32You have to get the knees out
22:33I need my pole
22:36Yeah
22:39It nearly went over
22:41Well
22:42Yeah maybe not
22:43Maybe not high jump
22:45Have confidence in yourself Lorenzo
22:47You are stretchier than you think
22:50You smell like rubber bands
22:53What?
22:54You smell like rubber bands
22:57It's this summer's hottest new fragrance
23:01Oh to Lorenzo
23:02With loads of passion fruit
23:04Battery acid
23:06And burnt rubber
23:10I didn't get the passion fruit
23:11From it
23:12Alright I'll let them know
23:13Yeah let them know
23:15Maybe they can tweak their ingredients
23:17Mmm
23:19Old Lorenzo is significantly probing
23:22To last at least twice as long as others said
23:25You still smell like rubber bands
23:27Can you not say that?
23:28I'm sorry you do
23:29It's not rubber bands
23:30Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird
23:32Yeah can you fuck off?
23:36Old Lorenzo
23:37Guarantees to get the girls sniffing around
23:41It's like your arms
23:43What?
23:44It is
23:46You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this
23:49Old Lorenzo
23:50Keep your emotions
23:52Keep your emotions
23:53In a bottle
23:55New
23:58Yeah
24:18You're going to have like a new aftershave like stamp
24:20I can show you a few of my moves
24:23show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
24:25So, yeah, let's get into it.
24:27Welcome back to Love Island on the Metz,
24:30where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut
24:33into a wellness studio.
24:35The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.
24:37Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
24:39HE SINGS
24:42Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
24:45It's giving banana in my jaw.
24:47I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
24:50It goes, all you eat is...
24:53That's my bones.
24:54I said chakras, Ellie.
24:57We have lots of food for thoughts.
24:59I think I've put Maeve's onto something.
25:01No, he definitely didn't.
25:02Ketchup sandwich.
25:03Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
25:05Yeah. Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
25:07I don't even like ketchup.
25:08As we offer up clips so unseen,
25:10they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
25:13You just pull your body over.
25:15You can actually hear my back crack in there.
25:20And seeing stars.
25:22Ah, fuck.
25:25Ah, fucking bastard.
25:27Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits
25:30that flip the world as you know it on its head.
25:34Boom.
25:35Thanks, Tommy. Namaste.
25:46Let's move to another unseen clip.
25:49And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
25:53I'm trying to learn the model walk.
25:55Shoulders back. Shoulders back, innit?
25:57It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
25:59Hey, that's too much.
26:00Is that too hard?
26:02Do you want another demo coming down here?
26:03Go on, let me and you do it. Come on.
26:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:05And it's just a little nonchalant.
26:06Never eye contact with anybody ready.
26:09No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
26:15That's too quick. That's too quick.
26:17Nah, that's the pace.
26:18Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
26:20What, is there a beat?
26:21It's just like... Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.
26:23Boom, boom, boom.
26:24That's hard, innit? Of course.
26:25Do you reckon you could, like, do the modelling?
26:26Yeah.
26:26Want to do a water meet?
26:28Now I've got my new fit on.
26:30I want to do one after.
26:32Go from here.
26:33Yeah, we'll go from this place, innit?
26:35No eye contact, just a little bob.
26:37I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
26:40What do I do? How do I approach it, like?
26:42Ready?
26:43Let me see your runway walk.
26:45Make your heels click, make the runway...
26:48What are the boys doing?
26:58Yes, come.
26:58Come, come, come do it with me.
27:00You need in between the bow for them.
27:01Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
27:03Right, hold on.
27:04Go on.
27:04Standby, two, one, go!
27:14Can you give me one of those?
27:16Let me see your runway walk.
27:18Make your heels click, make the runway walk.
27:20Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
27:27Here's a top-secret, highly confidential, unseen training video
27:30from the LIA, the Love Island Army.
27:33It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells
27:36before active engagement.
27:38Is it everyone here?
27:39If the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here is open to get to know them.
27:42Exactly, yeah, 100%.
27:43Better from me.
27:44Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy.
27:47I'll be the man on the inside.
27:48You can wingman.
27:49I wingman you?
27:50Yeah.
27:50See?
27:51We call him every now and then.
27:52He's not there every night.
27:53He's not on the front line with us all the time, but every now and then,
27:55when the general needs him, I'll call him up.
27:57He deals with our inside information?
27:59Yeah.
28:00Fine.
28:00He's SAS Commander.
28:01That is my position.
28:02Double O-TOT.
28:04I'm whatever you need me to be.
28:05Double O-TOT.
28:06Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?
28:09I'm Captain.
28:10I'm Private.
28:11I'm Lieutenant.
28:11You're Lieutenant.
28:12You're General.
28:14SAS Cadet.
28:15Just to clarify, who's number one, yeah?
28:17Yeah.
28:17I'm SAS, so I can float on a boat wherever I am.
28:19I'd already have a rank.
28:20A Medal of Honour is a wash bag.
28:22General's got how many wash bags?
28:23Have you got four?
28:23I've got four.
28:24He's got four wash bags.
28:26I've got two big wash bags.
28:27I've only got one wash bag.
28:28Have you got three?
28:29I've got three.
28:29I've got one.
28:30It all works then, yeah.
28:31Go on Aidan.
28:32Give us a bulletin down?
28:33What's supposed to do?
28:34No, no, no, no.
28:36Slow down, Cadet.
28:38Slow down.
28:39Chill out.
28:40I can say that.
28:41Slow the fuck down.
28:44Right.
28:44Now watch.
28:46Good debrief.
28:47Everyone's in a good position.
28:48Do you want to lead us, General?
28:49Three, two, one.
28:50Top tags.
28:53Oh, I know. How hot is that?
28:58Sorry to pull rank lads, but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.
29:08The Islanders received a text this week.
29:11Cavan, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
29:19A car is waiting for you outside. Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
29:25And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing onto the sleepover as fast as possible to rush when
29:30you're filming in slow-mo.
29:32Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four bombshells.
29:39Tina, Finley, Hallie, Chetty.
29:46And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the Mayorkan countryside.
29:52Which in cork wedges is no mean feed.
29:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them.
30:00Or on them.
30:02Come on, chop chop, you're gonna be late walking at that pace.
30:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing everything in slow-mo.
30:12But once the Islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
30:16What's your favourite food?
30:17Do you like a bit of sea bass in it? You're not into fish?
30:18No.
30:19I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
30:22I like fish?
30:23Yeah, but...
30:24Oh, you like fish but you don't like eating the fish?
30:26No, I like fish.
30:28What are you out on about?
30:28What are you out on about?
30:30Um, I study public relations.
30:32Do you know what, that's PR.
30:34I don't know what that is.
30:35You don't know what that is?
30:35Yeah, I don't know what that is.
30:36I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
30:39What's the difference?
30:40Like seafood is like fuller than that.
30:44What?
30:46What?
30:47Fish counts as seafood, doesn't it?
30:48Yeah, but fish is different.
30:50So what fish do you like?
30:51Like just fish.
30:52I've got like a foot stitch, man, oh my God.
30:55Oh, fuck.
30:56It's like crap.
30:58Sorry, Gary.
30:59It's okay.
30:59I do love a foot tattoo, you.
31:01Do you?
31:01I do love like a foot ankle tattoo.
31:03I do like, I do like.
31:04You've got a nice feet, that's one of the first things I saw.
31:06Really?
31:06Do you want to know a secret?
31:07What was that?
31:08I have two toes joined together.
31:09You're lying.
31:12I swear to you.
31:14I've got some of my hair.
31:16What?
31:16I've got some of my hair.
31:17No, I'm just looking at you.
31:18Look.
31:19Oh, okay.
31:19I thought that bad.
31:21I think they look cute.
31:22Oh, okay, that's cute.
31:23They look better than normal feet, I think.
31:24I thought you meant like, they're just together.
31:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
31:28Just like a bit of the skin is like together.
31:30Do you speak Welsh?
31:31So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
31:34Can you teach me a word?
31:35Yeah, I can say like, I love you.
31:37Like little words.
31:38But I think if I sat there and almost said someone.
31:41Please don't say that to me.
31:42Right, are you laughing?
31:44I like fish but I don't like sea.
31:46I'd still eat it.
31:47But I don't like it.
31:49Which one, I'm Riley?
31:50Riley.
31:51Oh, that's crazy.
31:52What is it?
31:53Finn.
31:53Oh, Finn.
31:54Where do I get Riley from?
31:56I've never been with a Finley before.
31:58You were the Finn though?
32:00Finn.
32:00Finn.
32:00I've never been Finn either.
32:02What would be your ideal date?
32:04I'd want to do something fun.
32:06Would you?
32:06Like skydiving.
32:07Should we do it?
32:08For our first date?
32:09What are we doing, base?
32:10Yeah, let's go skydiving.
32:11I think that would be my duty.
32:12There's not very much like...
32:13To do.
32:14Talking wise though, do you know what I mean?
32:15True.
32:16Imagine how we get to know each other as we're flying down the air.
32:18On the first date?
32:19Yeah.
32:19I never thought of it like that.
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33:54The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
34:00Be ready.
34:05Will Paris get me in Paris?
34:06It's ready.
34:08We're working our way back through the last days of middle action to bring you everything that went unseen.
34:13Like this big pink wall!
34:15Oh f**king, I nearly went to the wall!
34:17We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
34:21Yes!
34:22So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way!
34:29Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
34:30Strike a pose! It's the final part of Love Island and Seen Men!
34:40Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army.
34:44And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
34:51It's a sponsored silence, isn't it?
34:53We're focusing, Tommy.
34:55Let's see if you know the next step.
34:57See if I know the next step?
34:58If you know the next step, this is huge.
34:59Toner.
35:02Mmm, technically not wrong.
35:05Just not right.
35:06So do I, do I wet my face?
35:08Yeah.
35:09What, before this?
35:10Yeah.
35:11Okay.
35:11Do you not have to put the toner on?
35:13I've done one already.
35:14What, I did?
35:15I've started earlier.
35:16Look at him go, look at the lip balm.
35:18That's not lip balm, it's lip oil.
35:20Lip oil?
35:21Then you put this on, don't you?
35:23This is the next one.
35:25I don't know what step you're on.
35:26Yeah, that's the toner.
35:26Yeah, that's the toner.
35:27That goes next.
35:29Why all fingers?
35:29You've done four fingers?
35:30I don't even know what I'm doing.
35:32Right, quick rub it in.
35:32Close drives.
35:34Oh my God.
35:35We're done with this one, yeah?
35:36Yeah.
35:37I know we're gonna go for the eyes.
35:38Yes.
35:40This is insane.
35:41That's too much.
35:42That's too much now.
35:43What the hell is it?
35:43Are you taking the fucking piss?
35:44Sorry, I'm sorry guys.
35:46I'm looting.
35:46Respect the product.
35:47I'm looting.
35:48General's getting mad.
35:48I'm sorry.
35:49No, we got it right under.
35:52Oh, sorry.
35:53Right under the eyes.
35:54I'll forget him.
35:55General, if I may.
35:57We're ready for a lymphatic drainage.
35:59They're not ready for that yet.
36:00Fucking limpies.
36:01They're not.
36:02You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
36:05I get demoted.
36:06You've been embarrassed yourself.
36:06You've been embarrassed yourself.
36:08I can't get any lower.
36:09Just a little bit.
36:10Just a little bit.
36:11You've got to open the nose, sir.
36:13Right then, boys.
36:13You're finished with a little spritz.
36:15Yes.
36:17What's up, man?
36:18Are you?
36:19Private one.
36:21That's it.
36:21That's it.
36:23Who does the generals?
36:24The general's doing all the work.
36:26No, he looks after his workers.
36:28That was a little treat for you guys.
36:30Well done.
36:31Yeah.
36:32Well done.
36:32Pleasure doing business.
36:33Well done.
36:35Skincare for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand crane,
36:37rubbing it on my face.
36:38It's tricky when I'm working away, though.
36:40So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
36:44Pull that, boys.
36:47Pull that.
36:48Pull that.
36:50What quality, though?
36:51That's too funny.
36:59This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
37:04Is Lorenzo's phone here?
37:08Oh, Lorenzo's...
37:09He's so fucking...
37:14It's me!
37:15Why does he do this?
37:17See if it's anyone else.
37:18I'd battle him.
37:19See if it's Lorenzo.
37:19It's fine.
37:20Oh, cute girl.
37:22Oh, I love him.
37:24Is there a reason he looks like avatar on the end?
37:26Is there a reason why he looks like he's in a Berlin dance scene?
37:28Literally.
37:29No, no, no, no.
37:33Is there a reason?
37:34That's why he got so many phones!
37:39Did he get photos of you?
37:42I can't even breathe around this girl.
37:44Oh!
37:44No, this one is fucking funny.
37:47They need to leave immediately!
37:49Really?
37:52It feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me.
37:55I thought, for fuck's sake.
37:56Oh, my God!
37:58His phone does need to be confiscated.
38:00Like, I can't even just be sat there.
38:02Oh!
38:04Oh!
38:06Oh!
38:07Oh!
38:07I'm not demonic.
38:08Do you actually do?
38:09Is this a fucking dog?
38:12No.
38:13His phone is deleted.
38:14No!
38:14I can't wait to show him that!
38:17That is amazing!
38:22Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
38:24Give me that phone!
38:26Immediately!
38:27She can't wait to show you.
38:29He's going to be so proud of me.
38:31Nowhere safe.
38:32That is one serious photo dump, girls.
38:34But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
38:37So, the boy I would like to steal is...
38:40Tommy.
38:41So, the girl I would like to steal is...
38:44Ellie.
38:45The girl I would like to steal is...
38:46Mika.
38:47So, the boy I would like to steal is...
38:50Erin.
38:51Sam in Namibia, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
38:54At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
38:56Oh, wait.
38:57Maybe not those ones.
39:08It's time for Beach a Bonanza!
39:12Yeah!
39:13Beach a Bonanza!
39:15Woo!
39:16Yay!
39:18I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
39:22Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
39:28Oh, I know you're a teacher.
39:29I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
39:30Just like...
39:31That wasn't cringy.
39:32I actually liked that one, to be honest.
39:33Someone messaged me saying,
39:35Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
39:38So, can I call you mine?
39:41Which is quite good.
39:43And if he was hot, I would have replied.
39:45Something crazy like, are you a controller?
39:47Dot, dot, dot.
39:48Because I'm not trying to play you.
39:50And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
39:53A girl sent a picture of a dog.
39:56Sorry, my dog went missing.
39:57Um, thank you for finding him.
39:59So, I DM'd this girl, and I sent her an emoji of a football.
40:03And then, a fence.
40:05And I said, sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
40:07But whilst I'm here, how are you?
40:10Oh, I was young.
40:11I get a lot of, can I ask you a question?
40:14And I'm like, no, you can't.
40:16The only way I can describe it is, like, a Bible verse
40:19that he had made up himself.
40:21And it was the most raunchiest thing
40:23and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
40:26I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
40:29Very ballsy, to be honest.
40:31Are you from Tennessee?
40:33Because you're the only ten I see.
40:34And I was like, you need to get original.
40:36Don't ever say that ways.
40:38I have DM'd celebrities before.
40:41You just think, oh, do you know what? Shoot my shot.
40:43Then you wake up in the morning and you think,
40:45well, it's an absolute embarrassment.
40:47I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass,
40:49which is a good thing.
40:49And they all take it like a good thing.
40:50No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
40:52I sent a boy a message, and it said,
40:54if you feel something weird, don't fight it.
40:57I'm just manifesting you.
40:59That's so cringy, isn't it?
41:01Did I get a reply back? No.
41:03We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
41:05Might have been there, done it. Who knows?
41:07Well, she requested that I...
41:09She sent her some pictures of my feet. I don't know why.
41:12My feet, they're not in the best of Nick.
41:13You know what I mean?
41:14I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
41:17I've had a few people kind of message me
41:18for some old pairs of socks.
41:20What actually goes through these people's heads?
41:22I did definitely have someone message me.
41:24I can't remember the exact wording,
41:25but it was something about mayonnaise,
41:26and it, like, started this discussion about mayonnaise,
41:28which was, like, weirdly engaging,
41:30because it's definitely better than, like,
41:32a hey kiss or something crap like that.
41:34But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.
41:40Come back next time for some more...
41:42Major Bonanza!
41:47I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip,
41:50if the boys can get round to it.
41:52No, go round, go round. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:56We could get a good thing going here, you know.
42:01The commander's taking us for a walk.
42:06What are you doing?
42:08We're walking round the garden.
42:09We're eating Oreos and burning them off.
42:12Sorry to pull rank, lads,
42:13but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
42:15Our time is up.
42:16Until next time, over and out.
42:19Bye-bye.
42:25We'll see you coming.
42:26We're all going ok.
42:35Part 2
42:36We're all going ok.
42:37We're all fine.
42:38We'll see you next time.
42:38Oh yeah.
42:43Hi.
42:52Hey roads.
42:53BAssess.
42:53At the bottom,
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