00:01You
00:08Tell me once again why I got on this roof I chalked that up to bad life choices
00:16In the toughest city in the world nobody fights crime like these guys
00:25Somebody called nine one holy
00:31And
00:32Then there's the other guys
00:35Stop humming that song
00:39All the gunfights all the car chases all the sex we don't want to have with women, but we have
00:45to
00:45All due to what you guys do and we do it again and again
00:49Hey, hey, hey, if I want to hear you talk I will shut my arm and work your mouth like
00:53a puppet
00:53Peace out real real characters. You stop it man. What?
01:00I think you're a fake cop
01:01I hear a guy who's probably a little insecure
01:04All units we've got a possible jumper
01:07We all know you're in a very dark place right now
01:10I'm gonna do it!
01:12You're feeling as if sweet death is your only release
01:15Oh, we got a second jumper
01:17Oh look he's fine
01:21Hi, who are you? I'm his wife
01:23This is a ball and chain
01:25Oof, come on seriously who is that?
01:27I am a real cop. I'm working on a huge case
01:29You're coming with me
01:31It's a wooden gun
01:33Oh!
01:34Listen up, we need your cooperation
01:38Run
01:41We are doing a lot of property damage
01:44How cool, a helicopter
01:47Where'd you learn to drive like that?
01:49Grand Theft Auto
01:50I want to do good backup
01:52I come strong and then you come in
01:54Got it
01:54I want to know everything now
01:56I'll talk to you, you're reasonable
01:58You won't talk to me!
02:01Get away from me!
02:05I thought you said bad cop, bad cop
02:08I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly
02:10Pick another bird
02:12Peacocks, they don't fly Terry
02:13They don't, do they?
02:14Just let them have it captain
02:15The other guys
02:20And how do they walk away in movies without flinching
02:23But it explodes behind them?
02:24There's no way!
02:25The movie industry is completely irresponsible
02:27For the way they portray explosions
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