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00:02Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:11I didn't see you.
00:25Night-night.
00:30Wellesie.
00:34Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex party.
01:03Whoa!
01:03What the fuck?
01:05Oh.
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again.
01:08You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault.
01:21You won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault.
01:23You can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You want to go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:36She's leaving in a second.
01:37And...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:51Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's going to move to Vermont
02:29and be a boring insurance salesman.
02:31And you...
02:33You want to act.
02:38How...
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so...
02:50What are you going to do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom
03:06when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful.
03:16And I want that.
03:21But...
03:22You don't want to move to Vermont?
03:23No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:30I guess...
03:32I want to be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like,
03:38move to L.A.
03:39Or...
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I want to be able to do it all.
03:46You know, I know...
03:47More likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't...
04:02They're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...
04:12The weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make them text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What...
04:59What are you...
04:59When you break up with this guy,
05:02which you will,
05:04you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:33Go Clouds and Deliver
05:52What are you saying?
06:03well hello yeah i know you said i wouldn't call
06:09and yes and yet you're calling i broke up with sean
06:21i'm sorry no you're not no i'm not
06:29i really want to call him but you called me instead
06:34i did you lied about what
06:41you like roller coasters
06:47no i fucking love roller coasters
07:06i just broke up with sean and i can't hurt his feelings
07:11this is a one-time thing
07:15tell no one
07:17i got it
07:42what's this the last time
07:56okay this is the last time
07:58i got it
08:16i got it
08:27Hold on, hold on.
08:28Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:30All right.
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed my...
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay.
08:39I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This has just arrived.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's understudy
10:02and Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:06You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:20Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:23Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:29Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this?
10:44El?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:48What is this?
10:51She may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid.
10:56Lady, I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh my god.
10:59Oh my god.
11:00Oh my god.
11:00Oh my god.
11:01Oh my god.
11:01Oh my god.
11:01Take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03No, no, no, no.
11:04No, no, no.
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, you sing?
11:13Absolutely not.
11:13Oh, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not, obviously.
11:35Need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make Dean miserable.
11:42On second time, I think he should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to O'Malley.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:08Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you.
12:46Miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:29Thanks.
13:37Well, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
13:59Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:20Usually we have a Basque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there.
14:45And I talk about the piano, and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:51Oh, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:56Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works.
15:00Okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:16I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be, you know, I'd be laying
15:43on a beach.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick, and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:48You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I get to be here with you.
16:07Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:05Never let the enemy distract you.
17:06Never let the enemy distract you.
17:07Never let the enemy distract.
17:08You stay with me.
17:11I love you.
17:14If you take a bite, don't play with you, if I feel.
17:18Oh, oh.
17:19and I want you to buy the boys like me
17:25we're set to break your heart
17:28ain't that true
17:32I wish you listened to your friends
17:35when they had told you break apart
17:39yeah
17:43it's never too late to make love
17:45but I don't wanna have to make up
18:1815 minutes
18:18in
18:1812 minutes
18:18It used to fail, fail with me
18:26Oh, take a step back, take a step back
18:29It used to fail, oh, oh
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them
18:50Sorry, it's the guys
18:51Take it
18:54Seriously
18:59Hello
18:59Hey, what are you, are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving
19:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the reek
19:17Uh, somebody take a nap, hold me a pass
19:21I'm going to take a month
19:22I've got her so dumb
19:23Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, Dean, don't stick to the level
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:29Happy Thanksgiving, dorks
19:37Oh
19:40They didn't see you
19:44This just must be a one-time thing
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy
19:48And Garrett's your friend
19:49Like, I can't mess that up
19:50How is this messing that up?
19:51By making her thing about me
19:53She deserves this
19:54And the second people find out we're
19:58They're going to ask what this is
19:59No, no, no one's going to ask that
20:00They're not going to ask you that
20:05People are going to talk
20:06And Sean will find out
20:07And I can't hurt him
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48
20:15Oh, my God
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean
20:19We had fun
20:20We were safe
20:20We didn't hurt anyone
20:21Yeah
20:22So let's keep it that way
20:23Allie, come on
20:26I'm sorry
20:26I have to go
20:29Allie
20:44Hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine
20:49Good
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs
20:53No, stay
20:53I'm just going to close my eyes
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:01In a hazy yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask
21:10Just alone enough to feel the heart
21:16That glow
21:18Oh, the glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky
21:29Until I find I'm sinking into your
21:37Yellow, yellow haze
21:41Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted
21:51No, I like listening to you sing
21:53I like playing for you
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it
22:06No, no
22:08I don't
22:09At all
22:09I really like the melody
22:12I just
22:13I don't get it
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired
22:15No, no, it's okay
22:17I don't get it either
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love
22:24Oh
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it
22:30But
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32And my gut is telling me
22:33You should just start over
22:35But I just can't figure out
22:36How to tell Justin
22:37His lyrics aren't working
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole
22:40This isn't working
22:41Right?
22:42No
22:43No
22:43Never had a problem giving me shit
22:45Yeah, well, this is different
22:46This is his art
22:47This is your art, too
22:49And your showcase piece
22:54You've got this
22:55I believe in you
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03And we're gonna lose the showcase
23:05Oh, we've got a winner here
23:07Sounds so bad
23:08So bad
23:09Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like hearing you sing, but
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing
23:13But it's okay
23:15Cause he loves me
23:17Yeah, I do
23:29I love you, I'll sing
23:38I love you, too
23:45I love you, too
24:03Oh, you guys said I love you
24:06If you would have told me six months ago
24:08That I'd be hot and single
24:10And you'd be abandoning me
24:11To go spend the night with Garrett Graham
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst
24:17Being this happy when you're in a crisis
24:19I'm unpacking
24:20No, no, no, no
24:22You're in love
24:23Go be in love
24:24No, you were texting Sean
24:25For Thanksgiving
24:26You miss him
24:27Actually, I was not
24:30He's been giving me space
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no
24:36I'm enjoying the space
24:38Well, that's great
24:39Totally
24:41Totally
24:43Except
24:44If I'm enjoying the space
24:45And that means
24:46I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48Who hurts someone
24:49She supposedly loved
24:50And then just
24:52Moves on
24:58This is about your mom
25:02She said never give up on love
25:05And when she got sick
25:07My dad was there for her
25:08You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way
25:10Even when it got so hard
25:13So then
25:14Do I just call it quits with Sean
25:15Because I'm
25:16Not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:21Of course not
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life
25:25That's okay
25:26You'll find another great love
25:30Or
25:31I mean
25:32Hear me out
25:34A fling
25:35Okay
25:36Uh
25:38Flings have just not been super successful
25:40For you, historically speaking
25:42What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling
25:44I can
25:45Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:50Who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah
25:54Okay, well maybe that was my mistake
25:56I don't need to date someone
25:57I just need a distraction
25:59The fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay, you know I love you
26:04And I think you're perfect
26:05And I will support you no matter what
26:08But you, Allie Hayes
26:09Are a card-carrying member
26:11I know
26:11I'm a team boyfriend
26:13Team boyfriend
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes
26:16You want to tell a guy about your day
26:19And meet his mom
26:19And watch him run a 5K
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5K
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race
26:27Okay, look, this stuff with Sean is hard
26:30But whether you move on
26:31Or you get back together with him
26:34Bottom line is
26:35I'm here for you
26:37I'm Team Allie
26:38Just know that and believe that
26:40And totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you
26:46Yet again
26:47You're not abandoning me
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you
26:56But you're not taking that
26:58It's mine
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea
27:09Wellesie
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line
27:11Is Jules
27:13They're everywhere
27:14Like God
27:15We're supposed to be on a date
27:17Oh wow, you really splurged, G
27:19This one was my treat
27:20Oh, then
27:22Rescinded
27:24So
27:25How was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was
27:29It was fine
27:34Yeah
27:36Family
27:36Sucks
27:37Um
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit
27:43Uh, not this year
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year
27:52Logan was a little cane
27:55Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue felt through
27:59Yeah, they double booked
28:00I'm trying to figure it out
28:01Hey, we were really, uh
28:03Counting on that Phil donation
28:04I
28:05I can reach out
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that
28:09Okay, big shot
28:10You're not in the pros yet
28:11I didn't mean
28:13I'm trying to help
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:20That's
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della
28:24But I'm sure she'll be happy to help
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be
28:39Just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:42Hope that you can keep it
28:44My dirty little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan
29:15Putting on this killer event
29:19Look at him
29:19Doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22And he's single ladies
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26For those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys
29:29So get drunk
29:30Hit up our silent auction
29:31And get some cool shit
29:32Sadly
29:33The photo booth is out of order
29:34But
29:35There's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes
29:39And let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:48Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Got a little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:02Subtle
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:06I get that you're worried
30:07But there's no reason we can't
30:08Just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15And let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:18Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29To your boy
30:32For the record
30:33I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker
30:49You cannot let them get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars
30:59To gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong
31:02With your people?
31:03Fellas
31:04Thank the Lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:1211 o'clock
31:17Hi, Bo
31:18Nice to meet you
31:19How you doing?
31:21Nice to meet you
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket
31:31Not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the puck bunnies
31:39Are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43They know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot
31:47When someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling
31:50I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:53Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone
31:56Who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Someone with zero expectations
32:03Who just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09Alright, we've got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:22Check it out
32:23Going up on a late night
32:25Looking tight
32:26Feeling nice
32:27It's a clock fight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30That it's going down
32:32Tonight
32:34I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:38You won't know you won't ask me tonight
32:41Just stop and take a second
32:44I was done before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:50Before it began
32:53Keep your drink
32:55Just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:04Midnight I'm drunk
33:05I don't give a fuck
33:07Wanna dance
33:08By myself
33:08Guess you're out of luck
33:10Don't touch
33:11Back up
33:12I'm not the one
33:13Bye bye
33:15Okay, back to work
33:17Listen up
33:17It's just not happening
33:19You can say what you want
33:21To your boyfriends
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight
33:26Bye bye
33:29Bye bye
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39Well
33:40Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:47Keep your drink
33:49Just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your hand
33:56Nice
33:59This next one
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10Uh, General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:16Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they close
34:24If we lose
34:25They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But
34:31There's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk
34:34And happy
34:34And spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh
34:44Thanks
34:45For
34:45All this
34:48What are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like
34:52We can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you
34:58Guess we're at least three goals to find the first week
35:00I mean, they're so much suffocating, though
35:01Uh, a little bird told me
35:03That you've rushed for me to get off your asses
35:05And go sell some raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain
35:21So
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested
35:25You might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, I heard carbs are good, though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on the wording of that
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast
36:20You could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um
36:24I know there are mostly
36:25Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33That nobody
36:34Out, New York?
36:35Get out of here
36:37Hey, Della
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55Could you?
36:56No
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:04Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Thanks
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:37All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:04We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shh
38:26Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:30Back in super-hanging glasses
38:33In a hazy yellow world
38:36Boy
38:36Alone enough for me to ashes
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43At those weaving through the water
38:46Keeping secrets in the night
38:48You're indivisible
38:50Together we're a number of blind
38:54We're going
38:55Oh, flowers of old eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find out
39:06Seeking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Bling green as it was
39:14Yellow, yellow haze
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Yellow, yellow rain
39:24Seeking into your
39:27Yellow, yellow haze
39:31Yellow, yellow haze
39:32No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:33Yellow, yellow haze
39:39Yellow, yellow haze
39:40Yellow, yellow haze
39:43Yellow, yellow haze
39:51There you are
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02It's supposed to grab people
40:04Make them feel things
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head
40:20Okay, I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:28How you don't connect
40:28How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:36You
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics
40:48I'm done
41:02And in first place
41:07Grace Ivers
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar
41:14Congratulations
41:16To all of our lucky winners tonight
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted
41:20But
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is
41:33Out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Good night
41:48Good night
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this
42:19I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:20Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait, are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:28Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking breakup
42:33Is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:37Don't think
42:40Tell me what you want
42:44Allie Cat
42:47Tell me what you want
42:50And this is not a relationship
42:51No strings, no feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss me
43:05Meet a man in an hour
43:15Meet a man in an hour
43:26this is a party parties are supposed to be fun are you having fun not really you yeah not really
43:36justin and i broke up oh not words i was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy
43:41i have two weeks to write another song there's plenty of time you and logan gonna be okay
43:50we'll be fine yesterday when he asked about your dad could have been an opening to tell him
43:57tell him what about thanksgiving what you told me phil's a dick logan knows that everybody does
44:07that's all they have to know yeah well what happens when phil shows up to a game
44:10when i win he nods and when i lose he says nothing he won't be that hard to ignore
44:17i think you should tell someone jensen logan they care about you i don't need them to know
44:26i mean that's why i have you i trust you
44:36you want to go home i wish told dell i'd oversee clean up and i really should get started on
44:42the
44:42song okay you go i'm gonna stay at my place tonight you sure yeah you get some sleep for the
44:49game
44:49tomorrow big scary game against big scary saint a's you scared the shit out of them you know
44:56figure how hard they're trying to please you oh they're not trying to please me they're trying to
45:00win which you will see you tomorrow okay be in the stands with the sign that says i heart geogram
45:06might be kind of hard to spot you there are a lot of those signs i hate you i love
45:12you too
45:15see you tomorrow
45:16yeah
45:17all right
45:18all right
45:19all right
45:19all right
45:21all right
45:22all right
45:43Looking for something real
46:08Fuck me
46:38I
46:39Hannah I gotta buy the clothes sorry going
46:43I'm making pennies out of favor better find out a smile
46:49Me and the boys know the time
46:51Me and the boys know the time
46:56Me and the boys know the time
46:56Me and the boys know the time
47:13I don't
47:14It doesn't matter you can't be here
47:15Okay
47:16Hustle
47:18Hustle
47:19You look so good
47:19Shut up
47:24Oh
47:25Okay bye
47:39Oh
47:40Shit
47:43You forgot your check
47:48What
48:14Wow
48:15You just gotta do what G says
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure
48:18Who
48:19St. A's news center
48:20Aaron Delaney
48:21Dude's a beast
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