00:00Well, according to your self-published handwritten autobiography,
00:03you're Bender Rodriguez, the coolest Mexican bending robot in the world.
00:08And also, my best friend.
00:11Then truly I have nothing.
00:13Goodbye, jerks.
00:15I'm off to rediscover the concept of Bender.
00:18Perhaps in the land of my ancestors.
00:20What land was that again?
00:23Mexico, with three X's.
00:25Got it.
00:29Adios.
00:30Garnitas bags.
00:33Whoa!
00:50Ah, Mexico.
00:56Maybe here in the land of my robo-ancestors,
00:59I can find myself.
01:01Hola, amigo.
01:03Close enough.
01:09Yep, it's shiny and metal all right.
01:12And what of your ass?
01:14También es magnífico.
01:21We must have been made in the same factory.
01:23We have so much in common.
01:25Come, amigo.
01:26I will take you to my village,
01:27where my family has lived for centuries without a single software update.
01:38Mexico has been home to many great empires.
01:41The Toltecs, the Aztecs, and in the 2200s, the Nanotecs.
01:46The ancient stone robots?
01:48The ancient stone robots?
01:49Everywhere we still find ruins of their great civilization.
01:56Because, uh, they were bad at building stuff.
02:14Here are people still fire pottery, just as the ancients did.
02:19Who is this idiot?
02:22Please, the pleasure is all mine.
02:26Hey, what are those dorks doing?
02:28Playing hoop.
02:29Our ancient national sport.
02:31Whoever gets the ball through the hoop wins.
02:34Ha-ha.
02:34It's cute how bad they suck.
02:36Well, it's basically impossible to score.
02:39The ball is just a big heavy rock.
02:44Hey, that was the best shot I ever seen.
02:46It nearly went through.
02:48I'm great, all right.
02:52And here is where my familia has lived for generations.
02:56Welcome to Casa Rodriguez.
02:59That's so weird.
03:01The house and me have the same last name.
03:03You are Bender Rodriguez?
03:05I am Doblando Rodriguez.
03:07We are all some kind of Rodriguezes.
03:11Everyone, say hola to Bender, my long-lost cousin.
03:15Hola, Bender.
03:17Hola, Tio Bender.
03:19Ah, parasite!
03:22Bender, this is my abuelatron.
03:25And yours too, come to think of it.
03:27You're my grandma?
03:29I can't believe I never met you before.
03:32Oh, Nieto.
03:33You move away when you're just eight seconds old.
03:37I can tell you are muy especial.
03:40I really am.
03:41And so is this rusty old village.
03:44I feel so surrounded by love.
03:46But I don't like talk about feelings.
03:49Time for a drink.
03:52You're a booze bag?
03:54Me too!
03:55Hi!
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