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Off Campus Episode 3
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00:20Do you know I'm all night?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Meet me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:30Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:13What is that?
01:39What is that?
02:13You can do it.
02:16I know.
02:16I know.
02:17But I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
02:42I can do it.
02:45I can do it.
02:53I can do it.
02:58Well Z.
03:00Hey, I'm on the way to you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:03Actually, about that.
03:07I know we're down to the wire and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But.
03:13But?
03:13But I can't meet right now.
03:15Because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.
03:19I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said.
03:21And you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway.
03:41It's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute.
03:43But I got one.
03:44So I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two and three word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:34Whew.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22Eton De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person.
05:29A girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Zoe.
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43And I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait.
06:14Sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:24No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Geez.
06:36No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41You think he's coming back with that?
06:50I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:57That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please.
08:37Of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, we think my life's about to change.
08:52Hence, Erica, therefore.
08:53Keep reading for life changing.
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps, Riger U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:33Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just...
09:41What are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter?
10:05Spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd occur all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know...
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:54Oh, my blue-baroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for... wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47Yeah.
11:48You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett!
12:26Garrett!
12:26Garrett ?
12:28Not sure how cherry pies can do to fill his...
12:30Oh, my God!
12:37Hana, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40i'm sorry okay you know i planned these sessions for you and you're always distracted you're at
12:45the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or god fuck actually having sex which by the way
12:52kind of blows up our entire story no it doesn't yeah it does we're supposed to be a couple yeah
12:57but we're not exclusive we talked about this well i know that nobody would believe that mr
13:01i don't do girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend that's not the point the point is
13:06that you're not taking us this seriously yes i am i was studying studying what exactly okay no
13:13actually don't don't answer that zoe offered to help you know take my mind off of things loosen
13:18up a little bit oh my god please stop you changed the study time yeah i changed it to now
13:23and you
13:24agreed okay hold on wait oh okay i'm sorry i want to learn this i do i i don't get
13:34how there can be
13:35two truths like shit's either true or it's not subjective objective i mean what the fuck kierkegaard
13:45okay he he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves like believing in god
13:53see this is why i need you that actually makes sense yeah what can i say i know my pretentious
13:58philosophers okay look i messed up can you please come back inside tucker made salmon we can eat study
14:08okay you have a naked woman in your room oh
14:13i do uh that's okay just uh give me give me five minutes
14:19what uh justin has some thoughts about the song all right well what about studying i'll send you
14:28a video on kierkegaard that explains everything okay and i'll meet you tomorrow before class with your
14:42clothes and then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody then i
15:00added another section before the call and response like um what was it all for hello hello pain
15:10sinking into your yellow yellow eyes yellow yellow
15:31something like that you you just came up with that that's your melody i just um just gave it words
15:39do you do you like it yeah yeah yeah i i i do i i i really really do yeah
15:45i mean i thought you would
15:46i'm just yeah i'm really glad you like it uh uh sorry uh do you do you always record yourself
15:57well
15:58you never know what inspiration might strike like if you see me around campus with my phone in the air
16:02it's because i'm recording like the sound of the wind or trees rustling or there's ceramic clinking
16:10them alone such a specific sound it's such a specific sound yeah and then you use it yeah sometimes
16:16usually like really deep in the mix and i'm trying to change things up ben folds does it too and
16:21sharon vanette like billy iris infinity yeah yeah exactly let me um send you this file and we can we
16:31can riff on it are you a pro tools or a logic though logic all the way all the way
16:40okay okay let me actually just uh shit it's um it's 7 30 i've gotta i gotta go okay yeah
16:56yeah no problem
16:57i'll see you later yeah cool yeah
17:16i can't escape sleeping in my head like a motel six hold it all together with a little duct tape
17:26it bends it breaks got a lot of dreams but then i ping pong chip drop oh my my the
17:32tv's on but the noise is
17:34white what am i doing now god can i catch my breath not even for a second
17:55i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't
18:01think
18:01i don't sleep at all yeah i've been counting sheep i look perfect on the surface but i made me
18:10i find it in the sheets
18:26hey let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:29uh uh we could or oh
18:35baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:39all of the feelings that i got for you
18:43can't be sweet but i can try for you
18:47baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:51you keep on asking me the same questions
18:55why
18:55i think i can guess and all my intentions
18:59should know by the way i use my compression
19:03you got the answers to my confessions
19:07it's like i'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12an emotion i'll save you a bender
19:16mess me up yeah but no one does it better
19:21there's nothing better
19:23that's just the way you make me feel
19:27that's just the way you make me feel
19:29oh
19:30Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:33Oh, that's true
19:35And you're my real
19:40That's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:52What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04What if I forget or something, you know
20:05I told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well, if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:27Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard?
20:55Shit, shit, shit, shit, okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is...
21:00Ghosting
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral, and why?
21:06Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:15Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:26You forgot this
21:32You know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say
21:39Not only is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest, based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically, like, discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus?
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:46Oh!
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit
23:01I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him, or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff?
23:35From high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:38That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my god
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not gonna respond
23:52Say nothing
23:53What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight?
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah I do
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:54My slut top
24:56Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:06You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08Still a little
25:09Yeah
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent
25:15And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh yeah, no, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28Oh yeah, it like is everything, right?
25:34You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:43And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47Are you really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Whoo
26:09Yeah
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is her happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Choose every night
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:26Whoo!
26:27Well Z?
26:29What'd you sing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on, it's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good, thanks
26:41Right?
26:56Well, you know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well I, I don't
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know
27:03But, do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink
27:09I, I told Ali I'd
27:11I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah, yeah, I, I do
27:34Okay, uh, I, I will have a drink
27:37A drink
27:38A drink, drink
27:38And what is your drink, drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:04I think we found you drink drink
28:08Yummy!
28:11You thought I would outgrow acting
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know, he's the madman
28:23I'm like, I get it, there's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But, isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him, you know, and, and I know he loves me
28:35And, like, we're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's, like, insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body, which, I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh my god, really?
29:07Wait, hold on, the love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no, I heard, along with the rest of the ladies' room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay, this is supposed to be, like, a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry, not you, you're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:49Oh my god
29:51Oh my god
29:54Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super-auto grill
30:04And I fire the barred up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down in this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:14Cause I'm standing up my horse
30:16And I'm riding to the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they also rotate
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star, Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah, sure
30:51Hey
30:53You fixed my car
30:56You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00Had a car
31:02Great car
31:03I'm buying you a very special thing to drink
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:19Or four
31:20Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this the blue baron
31:29Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:38Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:50I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54There
31:55Here goes
32:00Everybody's on
32:00Say the whole
32:02Rock cowboy
32:04This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait, you...
32:10You guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14Alright, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:19You could be
32:21Teammates
32:21Spotting each other at the gym
32:24Or
32:25Besties
32:25Wingmanning each other at the bar
32:28Besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:32And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks man, but I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean seriously
32:40Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck husband
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better
32:44Than two
32:46Hot young hockey players
32:49Three
32:49Hot young hockey players
32:50Yeah!
32:54Hannah Wells
32:55Hey!
32:56You're up, bitch
32:58Woo!
32:59Alright, hold on, wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh shit, girl
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cold drink of water
33:23Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a gourmet pie
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:30Woo!
33:34Woo!
33:37Listen
33:41Swingin' on the ground
33:42Swingin' on the ground
33:43Swingin' on the lawn
33:43Swingin' on the lawn
33:44Swingin' when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swingin' to the left and
33:47Swingin' to the right
33:49Think about hockey
33:50Swingin' on the...
33:51Yeah!
33:54Come on!
33:57Swingin' in the living room
33:58Swingin' in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swingin' in the deck
34:04She wanna beat her
34:05So I mix up the battery
34:06She'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream
34:09You scream
34:09You scream
34:10Don't even track
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:14Sweet cherry pie
34:16Chiripot
34:16Chiripot
34:17Chiripot
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:20She'll make it romance
34:22Woo!
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:34Hi, I, I, I
34:37Hi, I, I
34:38Hi, I...
34:41Swingin'
34:44All night long
34:45Kinda sweet isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious
34:50About someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line
34:54Seem to think so
34:55They get more likes
34:56Than anything else I post
34:58Swingin' in the bathroom
34:59Swingin' on the floor
35:01Swingin' so hard
35:02To catch her like the dawn
35:03In a walk with Eddie, so I'm six foot four
35:06So you ain't gonna swing with my daughter
35:08No more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:16She'll make a comment
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good, bring your tears in your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:31Sweet cherry pie
35:53You did good, Mosey
35:56Thank you
36:23Thank you
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it
36:57We gotta go back
36:58It's closed
36:59What now?
37:03Next party
37:12Night-night
37:19Wellesie
37:31Wellesie?
37:32Back on my mind, back on my mind
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:42I stop it all happening
37:43Back on my mind, back on my head
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:54But it's happening
37:55Don't kiss me
37:57Time might end up on the ceiling
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:05Back to my sanity
38:07Guess it's too late for that now
38:12Hope is a scary thing
38:15Hope is a scary thing
38:30I found something to sleep in
38:32I can see that
38:44Whoa, whoa
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny
38:47A-a puck funny
38:50No, no
38:52A fuckbunny
38:54That's it
38:55You're a drunk bunny
38:57Come here
38:58Come here
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31We're home
39:43Go to sleep, Rosie
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
40:10I don't think it's my best idea
40:12I don't think it's my best idea
40:12I don't think it's my best idea
40:14I don't think it's my best idea
40:15I don't think it's my best idea
40:17I don't think it's my best idea
40:17I don't think it's my best idea
40:17I don't think it's my best idea
40:18I don't think it's my best idea
40:18I don't think it's my best idea
40:18I don't think it's my best idea
40:20I don't think it's my best idea
40:20I don't think it's my best idea
40:20I don't think it's my best idea
40:20I don't think it's my best idea
40:22I don't think it's my best idea
40:23I don't think it's my best idea
40:28Oh, my God!
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:54Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, no.
42:33Oh, no.
42:36Oh, oh.
42:38No, no.
42:40No, no.
42:41No, no.
42:42No, no.
42:42No, no.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:47I can't change your life.
42:49My friends say fake to you, it's just a waste of time
42:56Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar
43:03Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms
43:08I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point
43:13Uh-oh, oh no
43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:19If you say I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you reason to live
43:29Maybe I think it's for the win
43:32Cut all ties with the old
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you say I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:45Oh, oh, oh combat
44:45You're losing all my self-control
44:45That's okay
44:45I think they're losing all my self-control
44:45When I think of準備
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