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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34I think I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10What's paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, got Sam.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real old swipes on instead?
02:52I've done bored of this shit.
02:53No, literally.
02:53It's getting a bored.
02:55No, I'm sorry.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:27Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burned in the fucking...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:56And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:18So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an Unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to lose your cup.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:14Who's of these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh!
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh my God!
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop fencing me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name's and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean, Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman, I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies.
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going.
10:05Twenty, two, three, two.
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07I'm going to have twenty.
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:09Thirty.
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:05But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17I watched straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.
11:59Bend your knees, go back, and forward.
12:02After the film, that is what got up in the cinema, I was like...
12:05Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Bend your knees a bit more.
12:15Back, back, back, back.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:23Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:39That's it.
12:40from the top. Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, two, seven, eight,
12:47three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's all right? Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, tada.
12:55Really sad, didn't it? Tada.
12:57Back, back, back, back, and boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie. Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola
13:15getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some more
13:17if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game, okay?
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this
13:23so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will,
13:28but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start,
13:35and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39Well, I'm just hoping this one is one of those,
13:41or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out
13:46what's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up, hold 10, hold 10, hold 10.
14:14Here we go, go, go, go, go.
14:17We're here at Boone.
14:19Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:21Doing that fitness, hit it, flip back,
14:23giving me life.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Ooh, faster that was my shoes.
14:31Oh, it's hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, OK?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will,
15:12but I'll try and get it away from your face, OK?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, OK?
15:19Well, here's what's going on!
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest for your core?
16:21Is it your shoulders and your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24The ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week.
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like...
16:55Like, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was...
16:58I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:02I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's arse.
17:17Also, no-one sees you, you're just under the rhino's.
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it and was like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume, and you put your...
17:25So you get into it, and your head, so you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well.
17:34But, but, but, I...
17:38But, basically, this is the set.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing and that.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such...
18:37Wow.
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and you go, no.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so talented.
19:18Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different, like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:25I can only do that, though.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to do it.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08No way.
20:09You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like put a special cream on them or anything?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any of that stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, bah, bah, bah.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26There you go.
21:26You're gonna go left, right, and turn.
21:28Boom, boom.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34He did it.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven.
21:44Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven.
21:54It's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are gonna find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Is anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:44Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off the train.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:13Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Aw.
23:35Are these faces?
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Ben.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself putting the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:33Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35OK, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:43Eww.
24:45Don't look in bed.
24:46Eww.
24:47Eww.
24:48Eww.
24:49Eww.
24:50Eww.
24:51Eww.
24:54Eww.
24:55It is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner.
25:01The back of the runner's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like...
25:10And your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21Oh, you've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:53No.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:54I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring.
25:58You have lost...
25:59You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:03I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:16Bomb shell comes in.
26:18Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:21It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
26:58It is.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:04And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31A lion?
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:41A cat.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48Yeah, you're like a feline-y...
27:50A cat.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Yeah, Spanx one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:53Definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what kind of one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what?
27:59You're like Bambi.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:02Strutting around.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08I'll have her like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be girling?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:38Black cat.
28:38Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51Actually I had the dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is fish.
28:53Yeah, staffish.
28:54I knew it was a staffy.
28:55Every time I go to the zip like the park, and I hear Lola, Lola,
28:59it's always like, no offence I don't like staffies that much,
29:01but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, staffy.
29:04Yeah, or like a pod or something.
29:06Lola.
29:06Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog was called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth,
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:24The net closed there, and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:34No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Mm.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think,
29:43yeah, they're my type.
29:44Mm.
29:45Ooh.
29:46See, I'm not bothered.
29:47Oh!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54If only.
29:55It's...
29:56Irelanders getting scared by something!
29:59Oh!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Ooh!
30:20Is that right?
30:22Done.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:27What?
30:29Oh!
30:30Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:38Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:48Like, you just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ, but not much about her day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantihesophaya?
31:10So, basically...
31:11It's going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Whoa!
31:18Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no.
31:21Not again, Yaz.
31:23I only don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just really being killed by a wasp, and you're not checking them okay?
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:51I know.
31:51I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53I run the unseen bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets stomped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore dumped on the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes, ratings have gone through the roof,
32:43so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah?
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out, right leg,
32:59then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:02That's so odd!
33:03They're all watching!
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go!
33:09Six, seven,
33:10Do you want to see it girls, yeah?
33:12Guys, turn around and put ball into us!
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16Let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a bum.
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top, we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
33:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
33:47Yeah!
33:49Let's go guys!
33:51Let's go guys!
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35:08Good luck
35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out
35:34Why aye
35:38We're going to Newcastle, we're going to Toon
35:40It's going to be smashing bonnie lad
35:44Oh Obi
35:50I'm totally wild
35:53Give me the tiger
35:59Give me the Lorenzo
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down
36:04And then you're going
36:13But mum's the word
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got one
36:19And that's her Instagram bio
36:22Talking of arseholes, only joking
36:23Cheer up boys, why so serious?
36:26Oh
36:27It'd be World War 6
36:29Well we haven't had three yet, but yeah
36:32But it's just waiting to blow
36:33I need to sneeze, it's not funny
36:35I've sneezed before
36:36Oh fuck
36:37I'll go with a mad noise and go
36:39I love sneezing, it's one of my favourite eyes to do
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge, some Anders went off at the deep end
36:58He's being rude now, but for it, it's chill
37:00It's not rude, what?
37:02Aiden's a bitch
37:03People need to grow up for her
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:09Idiot
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:13All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15And read a cocktail confession from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:22Oh
37:24Then find the fact that fits
37:26And dash their drink in it
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff
37:36Boys
37:37We're having a warm-up, we're having a little warm-up
37:39Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash
37:42Right, pick a side boys, left or right
37:44Boys, just go like one way round
37:46I'll go behind you
37:48Yeah, just go single line
37:49Just go single line
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys
37:51Yeah, I like that, I like that
37:53This is so good
37:56Sweep!
37:57Opie, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back
38:01Can't do it, my shorts are going to fall off
38:03Warm-ups are great
38:04But I think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08Ready?
38:09Oh, what the fuck?
38:11Riff it!
38:12Ready?
38:13It's not working
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing, it's just giving JLS
38:54Oh, I think I know who it is
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
38:59Yeah!
39:02Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:03That was good!
39:09That was a good job!
39:10That was
39:10Yeah!
39:10Yeah!
39:11You're an actual flying!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill
39:19I don't know
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time
39:23Oh!
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:51We have faith in you, Ellie
39:51That was Micheal, Tommy
39:53That was Tommy
39:54To do anything
39:58And like, oh my god
39:59I feel so, that is all you
40:02I feel so, that is all you
40:04I feel so, that is all you
40:06I met her on the night out
40:08Lost the game of rock, paper, scissors
40:10We've got to follow through on it
40:11That was the best
40:11I thought I was gonna win
40:13Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:16How many fun?
40:16Ooh
40:18AHHH
40:19It's the M for me card
40:20It's the M for me card
40:22I wasn't being serious, I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue, we've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place
40:37packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit, the mini fire pit, the day beds, the terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace, it's my first time.
40:54Are you going out to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh, alumni?
41:19Yeah.
41:19Isn't it a loomy?
41:21No, it's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an inning there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedisterian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously
41:37pedisterians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:41And I said, pedisterians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:48Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as a bit.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass, because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know.
42:02But I feel like all the girls just are able to pass straight away, because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:25Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:32And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not like the country, but like the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50And it just, like, oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door.
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they?
43:10I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had, oh, she had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her, I just saw the earwax looking back at me, and it just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll, like,
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's done.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a three combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about, what?
44:17Like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw dog in the...
44:26the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright, don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps, I just...
44:41I think pack it in like that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more...
44:53Beeeeeeeee...
44:53Chug Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad, trying to miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life, because we are born!
45:47See you all next time, but not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:52Bye!
45:54Bye!
45:56Bye!
46:09Bye!
46:12Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:18Bye!
46:19Bye!
46:20Bye!
46:20Bye!
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