00:00Tennis, elegance,
00:03Aesthetic perfection
00:05Buna da our protection
00:06An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation
00:10And its name is...
00:13Pickleball, bitch!
00:16Yeah!
00:17Here's your pickleball
00:18Here's the garbage!
00:19This is a tennis club lady!
00:22Get your pickleball ass out of here!
00:24My name is Dusty Boyd
00:26You're crushing these old people, Dusty!
00:30But most people know me as The Hammer
00:33How come you work for your dad teaching a nine year old?
00:36He's the guy that almost beat Andy Rodden
00:42My wrist! Walk it off!
00:44Come on, come on!
00:46Maybe you could, I don't know, hook me up with something for the pain
00:49Take it easy to this, okay?
00:50Come on, come on!
00:51You wrote a prescription for pickleball?
00:53You didn't actually bring it to the pharmacy, did you?
00:56No!
00:57Of course not, I'm not an idiot!
01:00I know pickleball is sort of dorky
01:03But it's the fastest road back to tennis for you
01:05Come on in here!
01:07Let's bang one out!
01:09You know we serve underhand
01:11What's that?
01:12Underhand
01:13Oh, I know, obviously
01:14Bang!
01:17Just take the temperature down
01:19Don't have to hit it that hard
01:22Dink!
01:22Come on!
01:23You want a rematch?
01:24Yes, I'd like that opportunity
01:27You could be a great pickleballer
01:30That was fun!
01:33This is about a lot more than just pickleball
01:35It's about the decline of humanity itself
01:37What can we even do?
01:39We can duel
01:39Like with guns?
01:41Sadly, no
01:42No
01:42We settle in on the court
01:47Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
01:51I'm okay
01:56Oh I get it now, it's like tennis but easy
01:58You're getting ready to lose
01:59Yeah, you little slut
02:02I can't believe that this is happening
02:06All of Roddick's professional achievements are all actually dusties
02:10I'm struggling to connect those dots
02:12Maybe you need to go to dot connecting lessons
02:15Nice part
02:29And it's different
02:29What would you do?
02:29Like, what would they be doing?
02:30I'm sorry
02:30Well your life is what you don't try to listen
02:30To be careful
02:30When they do?
