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🍍The Hockey Captain That Hates Me - 🏒Enemies to Lovers on Ice
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00:00:14If I nail this triple axel nothing will stop me from winning regionals
00:00:24We got to go the kings are here
00:00:31Mason Reed hockey captain king of the ring the jerk who makes my life a
00:00:40Living hell
00:00:42Off the ice Skyler now
00:00:46Yeah, before your fat ass cracks it
00:00:50Yeah, I
00:00:51Still have one minute of ice time Mason wait your turn
00:00:55Damn miss piggy you're gonna hob all the ice time like you have all your meal
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00:01:02We have to go he may own the school, but he doesn't own the ice Skyler skating is everything to
00:01:08me. We are leaving until I land this jump
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00:01:30Blake are you okay?
00:01:32Fuck I think I landed on my shoulder
00:01:34Well, fuck that works
00:01:47Holy shit, it's a beach well on the ice
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00:15:23In a long time coming, I'mma speak about you
00:15:26How you know I'm feeling like...
00:15:28Oh shit!
00:15:30Blake! Are you okay?
00:15:32Fuck! I think I landed on my shoulder though!
00:15:35Fuck! That hurts!
00:15:38Oh wait! Wait!
00:15:40Wait! Wait!
00:15:40Wait! Wait!
00:15:47Holy shit! It's a beach whale on the ice!
00:16:04Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:16:25Well, that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:16:29What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice top?
00:16:33Nah, man, she didn't need to rip her dress.
00:16:35She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:16:40Enough!
00:16:42My office!
00:16:43Both of you, now!
00:16:53Man, for God's sake, cover yourself up.
00:16:58No one wants to see that.
00:17:01You heard him.
00:17:02Cover up.
00:17:11There have been budget cuts.
00:17:13The board is only keeping one sports program.
00:17:16Hockey or figure skating.
00:17:19Well, then it's hockey, obviously.
00:17:21We filled the seats.
00:17:22Figure skating is just a lame hobby.
00:17:26Hobby?
00:17:27We've won more regionals than you.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30But people actually want to see us.
00:17:31We don't pull the same weight.
00:17:34Oh, right.
00:17:35Because I'm fat.
00:17:36How clever.
00:17:38It's not what I meant.
00:17:39But it's not like she'd believe me.
00:17:44If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:17:50Kiss my fat ass.
00:17:53You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:17:55That's enough!
00:17:57Listen, I'm going to observe both programs this season.
00:18:01At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
00:18:07Dismissed.
00:18:09Hockey, obviously.
00:18:17What do you want, Mason?
00:18:30You.
00:18:33You want me?
00:18:36I want you to drop out of the competition.
00:18:40Now.
00:18:42Go to hell.
00:18:45Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
00:18:48I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
00:18:52So do I.
00:18:53My guys need extra time on the ice.
00:18:56Time your dying program is sucking up.
00:18:59You could have all the ice time in a day.
00:19:01It won't make your team better.
00:19:03We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
00:19:06And once your program's canceled, you'll have to find a new one.
00:19:09No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
00:19:12This program is my only way to make it.
00:19:15And I'm going to fight for it.
00:19:17Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
00:19:23Withdraw.
00:19:24Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
00:19:28Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
00:19:40Just don't say I didn't warn you, ice princess.
00:19:46You did.
00:19:47I just don't care.
00:20:00If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
00:20:10Your skating program is done.
00:20:13There's no way we get funding over Mason the King, Reed.
00:20:19He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
00:20:21But he owns this school.
00:20:22If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
00:20:26Mason wants to talk to you.
00:20:28Move, bat-tard.
00:20:31Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason calls.
00:20:34Oh, that's too bad.
00:20:35You could use more running.
00:20:37Let's move.
00:20:38I said no.
00:20:41Go, Skylar.
00:20:43Beg for mercy.
00:20:52I'm not your property, Mason.
00:20:54You can't beckon whenever you want.
00:20:57I always get what I want, Skylar.
00:21:01You say I can't just beckon you, but you're kind of stuck standing here.
00:21:08Sit.
00:21:10Eat.
00:21:11Ew.
00:21:12A burger?
00:21:13Isn't that like cannibalism since she's a cow?
00:21:19Mock my body all you want, London.
00:21:21At least I earned my place on the ice instead of my back.
00:21:25Hey.
00:21:27Don't.
00:21:28Touch her.
00:21:30Of course.
00:21:32My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
00:21:36Why am I here, Mason?
00:21:40I got you a present.
00:21:42You can't bribe me, Mason.
00:21:44I'm not dropping out of the competition.
00:21:46It's a peace offering.
00:21:49I'll play nice if you do.
00:22:00Since your old uniform rips, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
00:22:05Your side.
00:22:08Move, bitch!
00:22:19Just drop out, Skylar.
00:22:21Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:22:27Go.
00:22:44You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
00:22:49Game on.
00:23:13Game on.
00:23:16We suit up.
00:23:18No way.
00:23:19We're going to look like pussies.
00:23:20We kick ass no matter what.
00:23:25We suit up now.
00:23:29Fuck.
00:23:38I always get what I want.
00:23:40Skylar.
00:23:42Fucking Skylar.
00:23:51Hockey team should have been out by now.
00:23:53Where are they?
00:23:55Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
00:23:58Make some noise for the kings!
00:24:00Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
00:24:08They actually wore them?
00:24:23You lose something?
00:24:25Oh, shit.
00:24:26My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
00:24:29Just watch out, princess.
00:24:31After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on.
00:24:38From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer, Logan Jones!
00:24:44Hoping that alpha will get you scattered?
00:24:45Because your game sure won't.
00:24:47I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo.
00:24:50I'm still going to fucking kick your ass.
00:24:55Yikes.
00:24:56I knew the school was full of dogs, but that's a certified cow.
00:24:58Don't talk about it like that.
00:25:00Matter of fact, don't even fucking look it up.
00:25:03I'll tell you what.
00:25:04After I win this, I'll take her to Pound Town and hit it hard.
00:25:08If that pussy can take it.
00:25:18Damn.
00:25:19He's really good.
00:25:21Reed takes it down the ice.
00:25:23Next point wins the game.
00:25:25He's got a clear shot!
00:25:27Lights out, sparkles!
00:25:29Oh, fuck!
00:25:34That looks like a serious injury.
00:25:36This could spell the end for the Kings Championship run.
00:25:41I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating.
00:25:45Now he's hurt, and it's all my fault.
00:25:54I just wanted to see how you were.
00:25:56How does it look like I'm doing?
00:25:59There were scouts in the stands.
00:26:02Instead of watching me win, they watched me make a fool of myself.
00:26:08Because of you.
00:26:12You humiliated me first.
00:26:15Sex to be the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
00:26:19Your little prank cost the school a win.
00:26:22And a star player.
00:26:23You told on me?
00:26:25You were caught on the security camera sneaking into the boys' locker room.
00:26:29But Mason started it first.
00:26:31Hack your skates!
00:26:32You are out of the figure skating program.
00:26:35Effective immediately!
00:26:37Wait!
00:26:39Don't!
00:26:42Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder.
00:26:44Nor will it help me train while I heal.
00:26:48No.
00:26:49If you want her to pay,
00:26:52make her my puck buddy.
00:26:55You're what?
00:26:57No way.
00:26:59Done.
00:27:00What?
00:27:01That's it.
00:27:03Skylar, you're Mason's personal assistant until he's cleared to skate.
00:27:07Where am I going to have the time to train and babysit him?
00:27:11Figure it out.
00:27:12Or say goodbye to the figure skating team.
00:27:15See what I did there?
00:27:17Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore.
00:27:24See you bright and early, puck buddy.
00:27:38Okay, let's get this over with.
00:27:41What am I doing?
00:27:42Picking up pucks?
00:27:43Polishing skates?
00:27:45First,
00:27:47you suit up.
00:28:15If I nail this triple axel,
00:28:17nothing will stop me from winning regionals.
00:28:24Shit.
00:28:25We gotta go.
00:28:26The kings are here.
00:28:32Mason Reed.
00:28:34Hockey captain.
00:28:35King of the ring.
00:28:36The jerk
00:28:37who makes my life
00:28:40a living hell.
00:28:43Off the ice, Skylar.
00:28:45Now.
00:28:47Yeah.
00:28:47Before your fat ass cracks it.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:52I still have one minute of ice time, Mason.
00:28:54Wait your turn.
00:28:56Damn, Miss Piggy.
00:28:57You're gonna hob all the ice time
00:28:58like you hob all your meals?
00:29:03We have to go.
00:29:04He may own the school,
00:29:05but he doesn't own the ice.
00:29:07Skylar?
00:29:08Skating is everything to me.
00:29:09We aren't leaving until I land this jump.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:30Blake, are you okay?
00:29:33Fuck, I think I landed on my shoulder, though.
00:29:36Fuck, that hurts.
00:29:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:40Wait, wait.
00:29:40Blake, wait.
00:29:42What's up?
00:29:48Holy shit.
00:29:49It's a beach whale on the ice.
00:29:51Hahaha.
00:29:59Move.
00:30:05Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:30:25Well, that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:30:29What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice-tops?
00:30:33Nah, man, she didn't need to rip her dress. She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:30:41Enough!
00:30:42My office! Both of you! Now!
00:30:54Man, for God's sake!
00:30:57Cover yourself up! No one wants to see... that!
00:31:01You heard him. Cover up.
00:31:12There have been budget cuts. The board is only keeping one sports program. Hockey or figure skating.
00:31:19Well then it's hockey, obviously. We filled the seats. Figure skating is just a lame hobby.
00:31:26Hobby? We've won more regionals than you.
00:31:29Yeah. But people actually want to see us. We don't pull the same weight.
00:31:34Oh, right. Because I'm fat. How clever.
00:31:38It's not what I meant. But it's not like she'd believe me.
00:31:44If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:31:51Kiss my fat ass.
00:31:54You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:31:56That's enough!
00:31:58Listen, I'm going to observe both programs this season.
00:32:01At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
00:32:07Dismissed.
00:32:10Hockey, obviously.
00:32:18What do you want, Mason?
00:32:30You.
00:32:33You want me?
00:32:36I want you to drop out of the competition.
00:32:41Now.
00:32:43Go to hell.
00:32:45Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
00:32:48I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
00:32:52So do I.
00:32:54My guys need extra time on the ice.
00:32:57Time your dying program is sucking up.
00:32:59You could have all the ice time in a day. It won't make your team better.
00:33:04We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
00:33:06And once your program's cancelled, you'll have to find a new one.
00:33:10No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
00:33:13This program is my only way to make it.
00:33:16And I'm going to fight for it.
00:33:18Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
00:33:23With-draw.
00:33:25Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
00:33:28Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
00:33:33She wants to say, she wants no more.
00:33:41Just don't say I didn't warn you.
00:33:44Ice princess.
00:33:46You did.
00:33:48I just don't care.
00:34:00If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
00:34:11You're skating program is done.
00:34:14There's no way we get funding over Mason the King, Reed.
00:34:19He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
00:34:21But he owns the school.
00:34:23If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
00:34:27Mason wants to talk to you.
00:34:29Move, bat-tard.
00:34:31Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason calls.
00:34:35Oh, that's too bad.
00:34:36You could use more running.
00:34:38Let's move.
00:34:38I said no.
00:34:41Go, Skylar.
00:34:43Beg for mercy.
00:34:53I'm not your property Mason.
00:34:55You can't beckon whenever you want.
00:34:57I always get what I want, Skylar.
00:35:02You say I can't just beckon you, but you're kind of stuck standing here.
00:35:09Sit.
00:35:10Eat.
00:35:11Ew.
00:35:12A burger?
00:35:14Isn't that like cannibalism since she's a cow?
00:35:19Mock my body all you want, London.
00:35:22At least I earned my place on the ice instead of my back.
00:35:25Hey.
00:35:27Don't.
00:35:29Touch me.
00:35:31Of course.
00:35:32My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
00:35:36Why am I here, Mason?
00:35:41I got you a present.
00:35:42You can't bribe me, Mason.
00:35:44I'm not dropping out of the competition.
00:35:47It's a peace offering.
00:35:49I'll play nice if you do.
00:36:00Since your old uniform ripped, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
00:36:06Your son.
00:36:09Move, bitch!
00:36:11Yes!
00:36:19Just drop out, Skylar.
00:36:22Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:36:27Let's go.
00:36:44You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
00:36:50Game on.
00:36:54This is our game, boys!
00:36:56Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
00:37:00We shoot off!
00:37:07What the hell?
00:37:09We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
00:37:12We don't have time to replace these.
00:37:14What are we gonna do?
00:37:16We shoot up.
00:37:17No way!
00:37:19No way!
00:37:19We're gonna look like pussies!
00:37:21We kick ass!
00:37:23No matter what.
00:37:25We suit up!
00:37:27Now!
00:37:29Fuck.
00:37:38I always get what I want.
00:37:41Skylar.
00:37:43Fucking...
00:37:44Skylar.
00:37:51The hockey team should have been out by now.
00:37:54Where are they?
00:37:55Oh, I don't think they'll be showing it.
00:37:58Make some noise for the kings!
00:38:01Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
00:38:08They actually wore them?
00:38:23You lose something?
00:38:25What?
00:38:25Oh, shit.
00:38:27My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
00:38:30Just watch out, princess.
00:38:32After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on them.
00:38:39From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer, Logan Jones!
00:38:44Hoping the alpha will get you scouted.
00:38:46Cause your game sure won't.
00:38:47I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo.
00:38:50I'm still gonna fucking kick your ass.
00:38:55Yikes!
00:38:56I knew this school was full of dogs, but that's a certified cow.
00:38:59Don't talk about it like that.
00:39:00By the fact, don't even fucking look at her.
00:39:04Tell you what.
00:39:05After I win this, I'll take her to Palantown and hit her hard.
00:39:08The fat pussy can take it.
00:39:19You're gonna need him to take her to the next instance.
00:39:26Oh, man!
00:39:41I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating
00:39:45Now he's hurt and it's all my fault
00:39:55I just wanted to see how you were
00:39:57How does it look like I'm doing?
00:40:00There were scouts in the stands
00:40:03Instead of watching me win, they watched me make a fool of myself
00:40:09Because of you
00:40:12You humiliated me first
00:40:15Sex to be the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
00:40:19Your little prank cost the school a win
00:40:22And a star player
00:40:24You told on me?
00:40:26You were caught on the security camera sneaking into the boys' locker room
00:40:29But Mason started it first
00:40:31Pack your skates
00:40:33You are out of the figure skating program
00:40:35Effective immediately
00:40:38Wait
00:40:40Don't
00:40:42Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder
00:40:44Nor will it help me train while I heal
00:40:48No
00:40:49If you want her to pay
00:40:52Make her my puck buddy
00:40:56Sure, what?
00:40:57No way
00:40:59Done
00:41:00What?
00:41:02That's it
00:41:03Skylar
00:41:04You're Mason's personal assistant until he's cleared to skate
00:41:07Where am I going to have the time to train and babysit him?
00:41:11Figure it out
00:41:13Or say goodbye to the figure skating team
00:41:15See what I did there?
00:41:18Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore
00:41:25See you bright and early
00:41:27Puck buddy
00:41:38Okay
00:41:39Let's get this over with
00:41:41What am I doing?
00:41:42Picking up pucks?
00:41:43Polishing skates?
00:41:45First
00:41:47You suit up
00:42:16If I nail this triple axel
00:42:17Nothing will stop me from winning regionals
00:42:25Shit
00:42:25We gotta go
00:42:26The kings are here
00:42:33Mason Reed
00:42:34Hockey captain
00:42:35King of the ring
00:42:36The jerk
00:42:38Who makes my life
00:42:41A living hell
00:42:44Off the ice Skylar
00:42:46Now
00:42:47Yeah
00:42:47Before your fat ass cracks it
00:42:51Yeah
00:42:52I still have one minute of ice time Mason
00:42:54Wait your turn
00:42:56Damn Miss Piggy
00:42:57You gonna hob all the ice time like you hob all your meals?
00:43:03We have to go
00:43:04He may own the school but he doesn't own the ice
00:43:07Skylar
00:43:08Skating is everything to me
00:43:09We aren't leaving until I land this jump
00:43:16Yeah
00:43:16Yeah
00:43:17Yeah
00:43:18Bags all packed and a lift
00:43:20And you're a wet
00:43:21Oh
00:43:21And you're a wet
00:43:23Baby I don't know
00:43:24In a long time coming
00:43:26I'm gonna speak my truth
00:43:27I'll come on
00:43:28And you're a wet
00:43:29Oh shit
00:43:30Blake
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:33Fuck
00:43:34I think I landed on my shoulder
00:43:35Oh
00:43:36Fuck
00:43:37That hurts
00:43:39Let me
00:43:40Let me
00:43:41Quick, wait!
00:43:48Holy shit, it's a beach whale on the ice!
00:43:59Move.
00:44:05Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:44:11Shhh.
00:44:25Well, that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:44:30What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice top?
00:44:34Nah, man, she didn't need to rip her dress.
00:44:36She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:44:41Enough!
00:44:43My office!
00:44:44Both of you!
00:44:45Now!
00:44:54Man, for God's sake.
00:44:58Cover yourself up.
00:44:59No one wants to see...
00:45:00that.
00:45:02You heard him.
00:45:03Cover up.
00:45:12There have been budget cuts.
00:45:14The board is only keeping one sports program.
00:45:17Hockey or figure skating?
00:45:20Well, then it's hockey, obviously.
00:45:22We filled the seats.
00:45:24Figure skating is just a...
00:45:25lame hobby.
00:45:27Hobby?
00:45:28We've won more regionals than you.
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31But people actually want to see us.
00:45:33We don't pull the same weight.
00:45:34Oh, right.
00:45:36Because I'm fat.
00:45:37How clever.
00:45:38It's not what I meant.
00:45:40But it's not like she'd believe me.
00:45:44If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:45:51Kiss my fat ass.
00:45:54You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:45:56That's enough!
00:45:58Listen.
00:45:59I'm going to observe both programs this season.
00:46:02At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
00:46:07Dismiss.
00:46:10Hockey.
00:46:11Obviously.
00:46:19What do you want, Mason?
00:46:31You.
00:46:34You and me?
00:46:37I want you to drop out of the competition.
00:46:41Now.
00:46:43Go to hell.
00:46:45Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
00:46:49I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
00:46:53So do I.
00:46:54My guys need extra time on the ice.
00:46:57Time your dying program is sucking up.
00:47:00You can have all the ice time in a day.
00:47:02It won't make your team better.
00:47:04We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
00:47:07And once your program's cancelled,
00:47:08you'll have to find a new one.
00:47:10No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
00:47:13This program is my only way to make it.
00:47:16And I'm going to fight for it.
00:47:18Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
00:47:23With- draw.
00:47:25Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
00:47:29Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
00:47:31Andy?
00:47:41Just don't say I didn't warn you.
00:47:44Ice princess.
00:47:47You did.
00:47:48I just don't care.
00:48:01If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
00:48:11Your skating program is done.
00:48:14There's no way we get funding over Mason the King, Reed.
00:48:20He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
00:48:22But he owns this school.
00:48:23If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
00:48:27Mason wants to talk to you.
00:48:29Move, bat-tard.
00:48:32Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason calls.
00:48:35Aw, that's too bad.
00:48:36You could use more running.
00:48:38Let's move.
00:48:39I said no!
00:48:42Go, Skylar.
00:48:44Beg for mercy.
00:48:53I'm not your property, Mason.
00:48:55You can't beckon whenever you want.
00:48:58I always get what I want, Skylar.
00:49:02You say I can't just beckon you, but...
00:49:05You're kinda stuck standing here.
00:49:09Sit.
00:49:10Eat.
00:49:11Ew, a burger?
00:49:13Isn't that like cannibalism since she's a cow?
00:49:19Mock my body all you want, London.
00:49:22At least I earn my place on the ice instead of my back.
00:49:26Hey!
00:49:29Don't...
00:49:29touch her.
00:49:31Of course.
00:49:33My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
00:49:36Why am I here, Mason?
00:49:41I got you a present.
00:49:43You can't bribe me, Mason.
00:49:45I'm not dropping out of the competition.
00:49:47It's a peace offering.
00:49:50I'll play nice.
00:49:52If you do.
00:50:01Since your old uniform ripped, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
00:50:06Your son.
00:50:09Move, bitch!
00:50:20Just drop out, Skylar.
00:50:23Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:50:28Let's go.
00:50:44You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
00:50:51Game.
00:50:51On.
00:50:52Game.
00:50:55This is our game, boys!
00:50:57Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
00:51:00We shoot up!
00:51:07What the hell?
00:51:09We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
00:51:12We don't have time to replace these.
00:51:14What are we gonna do?
00:51:17We shoot up.
00:51:19No way! We're gonna look like pussies!
00:51:21We kick ass!
00:51:23No matter what.
00:51:26We shoot up!
00:51:27Now!
00:51:30Fuck.
00:51:39I always get what I want.
00:51:41Skylar.
00:51:43Fucking...
00:51:45Skylar.
00:51:52The hockey team should have been out by now.
00:51:54Where are they?
00:51:56Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
00:51:59Make some noise for the Kings!
00:52:01Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
00:52:08They actually wore them?
00:52:12Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:13No!
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:20Oh!
00:52:26No!
00:52:28No!
00:52:28No!
00:52:30No!
00:52:32No!
00:52:33After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on it.
00:52:39From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer, Logan Jones!
00:52:45Hoping that outfit will get you scattered, because your game sure won't.
00:52:48I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo, I'm still gonna fucking kick
00:52:52your ass.
00:52:56Yikes!
00:52:57I knew this school was full of dogs, but that's a certified cow.
00:52:59Don't talk about it like that.
00:53:01By the fact, don't even fucking look at her.
00:53:04I'll tell you what, after I win this, I'll take her to Palantown and hit it hard.
00:53:08The fat pussy can take it.
00:53:14Reeve!
00:53:15Reeve!
00:53:16Reeve!
00:53:17Reeve!
00:53:18Reeve!
00:53:18Reeve!
00:53:19Reeve!
00:53:19Reeve!
00:53:19Reeve!
00:53:20Reeve!
00:53:20Reeve!
00:53:20Reeve!
00:53:22Reeve!
00:53:30Reeve!
00:53:31Reeve!
00:53:33Reeve!
00:53:35Reeve!
00:53:36That looks like a serious injury.
00:53:37Reeve!
00:53:37Reeve!
00:53:37this could spell the end for the Kings Championship for the King's championship run!
00:53:42i just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating now he's hurt and it's all my fault
00:53:55um i just wanted to see how you were how does it look like i'm doing
00:54:00there were scouts in the stands instead of watching me win they watched me make a fool of myself
00:54:09because of you you humiliated me first sex to be the butt of the joke doesn't it
00:54:20your little prank cost the school to win and the star player you told on me you were caught
00:54:27on the security camera sneaking into the boys locker room but mason started it first pack
00:54:32your skates you are out of the figure skating program effective immediately
00:54:40wait don't
00:54:43kicking her out won't fix my shoulder nor will it help me train while i heal no if you want
00:54:50her to pay
00:54:53make her my puck bunny you're what no way done what that's it skyline you're mason's personal
00:55:05assistant until he's cleared to skate where am i gonna have the time to train and babysit him
00:55:12figure it out or say goodbye to the figure skating team see what i did there
00:55:18looks like you're not the ice princess anymore
00:55:25see you bright and early puck bunny
00:55:39okay let's get this over with what am i doing picking up pucks polishing skates
00:55:45first you suit up
00:56:16if i nail this triple axel
00:56:18nothing will stop me from winning regionals
00:56:26shit we gotta go the kings are here
00:56:33mason reed hockey captain king of the ring the jerk who makes my life
00:56:41a living hell
00:56:44off the ice skyler now yeah before your fat ass cracks it
00:56:52yeah i still have one minute of ice time mason wait your turn
00:56:57damn miss piggy you're gonna have all the ice time like you have all your meals
00:57:04we have to go he may own the school but he doesn't own the ice skyler skating is everything to
00:57:10me we
00:57:11we aren't leaving until i land this jump
00:57:18like i think i landed on my shoulder though
00:57:36had the ice
00:58:03and they're like
00:58:06yeah
00:58:06Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:58:26Well, that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:58:30What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice time?
00:58:34Nah, man, she didn't need to rip her dress. She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:58:41Enough! My office! Both of you! Now!
00:58:54Man, for God's sake!
00:58:58Copy yourself up. No one wants to see... that.
00:59:02You heard him. Cover up.
00:59:13There have been budget cuts.
00:59:15The board is only keeping one sports program.
00:59:18Hockey or figure skating?
00:59:20Well, then it's hockey, obviously.
00:59:22We filled the seats.
00:59:24Figure skating's just a... lame hobby.
00:59:27Hobby? We've won more regionals than you.
00:59:30Yeah. But people actually want to see us.
00:59:33We don't pull the same weight.
00:59:35Oh, right. Because I'm fat. How clever.
00:59:39It's not what I meant.
00:59:40But it's not like she'd believe me.
00:59:45If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:59:51Kiss my fat ass.
00:59:55You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:59:57That's enough!
00:59:59Listen, I'm going to observe both programs this season.
01:00:02At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
01:00:08Dismissed.
01:00:10Hockey, obviously.
01:00:19What do you want, Mason?
01:00:31You.
01:00:34You want me?
01:00:37I want you to drop out of the competition.
01:00:42Now.
01:00:43Go to hell.
01:00:46Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
01:00:49I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
01:00:53So do I.
01:00:55My guys need extra time on the ice.
01:00:58Time your dying program is sucking up.
01:01:00You could have all the ice time in a day.
01:01:02It won't make your team better.
01:01:04We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
01:01:07And once your program's canceled, you'll have to find a new one.
01:01:11No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
01:01:14This program is my only way to make it.
01:01:16And I'm going to fight for it.
01:01:19Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
01:01:24Withdraw.
01:01:25Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
01:01:29Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
01:01:42Just don't say I didn't warn you, ice princess.
01:02:01If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
01:02:12You're skating program is done.
01:02:15There's no way we get funding over Mason the King, Reed.
01:02:20He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
01:02:22But he owns this school.
01:02:24If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
01:02:28Mason wants to talk to you.
01:02:30Move.
01:02:31Fat-tard.
01:02:31Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason calls.
01:02:36Oh, that's too bad.
01:02:37You could use more running.
01:02:39Let's move.
01:02:39I said no.
01:02:42Go, Skylar.
01:02:44Beg for mercy.
01:02:54I'm not your property, Mason.
01:02:55You can't beckon whenever you want.
01:02:58I always get what I want, Skylar.
01:03:02You say I can't just beckon you, but you're kind of stuck standing here.
01:03:09Sit.
01:03:11Eat.
01:03:12Ew.
01:03:13A burger?
01:03:14Isn't that like cannibalism since she's a cow?
01:03:20Mock my body all you want, London.
01:03:23At least I earned my place on the ice instead of my back.
01:03:26Hey.
01:03:28Don't.
01:03:30Touch me.
01:03:32Of course.
01:03:33My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
01:03:37Why am I here, Mason?
01:03:41I got you a present.
01:03:43You can't bribe me, Mason.
01:03:45I'm not dropping out of the competition.
01:03:48It's a peace offering.
01:03:50I'll play nice if you do.
01:04:01Since your old uniform ripped, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
01:04:07Your son.
01:04:09Move, bitch!
01:04:20Just drop out, Skylar.
01:04:23Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
01:04:28Go.
01:04:29Go.
01:04:34Go.
01:04:35Go.
01:04:36Go.
01:04:36Go.
01:04:36Go.
01:04:37Go.
01:04:37Go.
01:04:39Go.
01:04:40Go.
01:04:40Go.
01:04:45You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
01:04:51Game on.
01:04:55This is our game, boys!
01:04:57Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
01:05:01We shoot off!
01:05:07What the hell?
01:05:09We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
01:05:12We don't have time to replace these.
01:05:15What are we gonna do?
01:05:17We shoot up.
01:05:19No way!
01:05:20We're gonna look like pussies!
01:05:22We kick ass!
01:05:24No matter what.
01:05:26We shoot up!
01:05:28Now!
01:05:31Fuck.
01:05:39I always get what I want, Skylar.
01:05:44Fucking Skylar.
01:05:52Hockey team should have been out by now.
01:05:54Where are they?
01:05:55Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
01:05:59Make some noise for the kings!
01:06:02Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
01:06:09They actually wore them?
01:06:13No!
01:06:25You lose something?
01:06:26Oh, shit.
01:06:27My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
01:06:31Just watch out, princess.
01:06:33After I win,
01:06:34I can't wait to get my hands on them.
01:06:40From Lakeview,
01:06:41here comes the captain and enforcer,
01:06:43Logan Jones!
01:06:45Hoping the alpha will get you scouted?
01:06:47Because your game sure won't.
01:06:48I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo.
01:06:51I'm still gonna fucking kick your ass.
01:06:56Yikes!
01:06:57I knew this school was full of dogs,
01:06:58but that's a certified cow.
01:07:00Don't talk about it like that.
01:07:01Matter of fact,
01:07:02don't even fucking look at it.
01:07:04Tell you what,
01:07:05after I win this,
01:07:07I'll take her to Palantown and hit it hard.
01:07:09If that pussy can take it.
01:07:19Damn,
01:07:20he's really good.
01:07:22Reed takes it down the ice.
01:07:24Next point wins the game.
01:07:27He's got a clear shot!
01:07:28Lights out, sparkles!
01:07:30Oh, fuck!
01:07:35That looks like a serious injury.
01:07:38This could spell the end for the King's Championship run.
01:07:42I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating.
01:07:46Now he's hurt and it's all my fault.
01:07:55Um,
01:07:56I just wanted to see how you were.
01:07:58How does it look like I'm doing?
01:08:01There were scouts in the stands.
01:08:04And instead of watching me win,
01:08:05they watched me make a fool of myself.
01:08:10Because of you.
01:08:13You humiliated me first.
01:08:16Sex to be the butt of the joke,
01:08:17doesn't it?
01:08:20Your little prank
01:08:21cost the school a win
01:08:23and a star player.
01:08:25You told on me?
01:08:27You were caught on the security camera
01:08:29sneaking into the boys' locker room.
01:08:30But Mason started it first.
01:08:32Pack your skates!
01:08:34You are out of the figure skating program.
01:08:36Effective immediately!
01:08:39Wait.
01:08:41Don't.
01:08:43Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder.
01:08:46Nor will it help me train while I heal.
01:08:49No.
01:08:50If you want her to pay,
01:08:53make her my puck bunny.
01:08:57Sure, what?
01:08:58No way.
01:09:01Done.
01:09:01What?
01:09:03That's it.
01:09:04Skylar,
01:09:05you're Mason's personal assistant
01:09:06until he's cleared to skate.
01:09:08Where am I going to have the time
01:09:10to train and babysit him?
01:09:12Figure it out.
01:09:14Or say goodbye to the figure skating team.
01:09:16See what I did there?
01:09:19Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore.
01:09:26See you bright and early,
01:09:28puck bunny.
01:09:39Okay, let's get this over with.
01:09:42What am I doing?
01:09:43Picking up pucks?
01:09:44Polishing skates?
01:09:46First,
01:09:48you suit up.
01:10:02You
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