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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him shoot him
00:58let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists but
01:45it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:51told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect
01:59i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:21sir your tux
02:25fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:36something fancy okay another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:49whoa watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:59wait your cat girl kimmy newly melted rank s superhero man i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already she's the only superhero for me
03:13oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend while
03:18i go save the president
03:19don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien wait took care of the alien you name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered
03:37coats are made of a special metal it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know what whatever who is he to tell me how to fight
03:52you made it right on time
03:58why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:10i'm glad you made it xeno this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know you're bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with
04:26these in your drink or something but you're utterly for forgettable now and that's embarrassing me
04:31seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a
04:38failure at that too excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer xeno
04:49and how would you know that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:55i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world as for you
05:01class rankings came out already haven't you seen them
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues your
05:09lowest of the lows rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't be
05:16seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:41about coming
05:42in last place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me i bet even
05:48if your
05:48parents were alive they ditched you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun but why waste time on a maggot like you i won't let you get
06:09away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:20through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:27or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better someone who can
06:39actually take me to high places hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero oh my gosh his superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just
07:08a
07:09powerless weakling born to be a loser ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage
07:15them for you looks like i gained another power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about
07:20you because guess what zenith league is starting an all-girl special team and ivy is going to be on
07:26it that's right it's led by the drop dead gorgeous cat girl kimmy and i'm the newest member oh i'm
07:33so
07:33excited why aren't you applauding you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:40that's because i was the one who got you man
07:49that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is so limited he doesn't even
08:07know the meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:13yeah even i know zenith means top of the top what are those glasses for anyways keep your mediocrity away
08:20from me don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers i only got into zenith league all thanks
08:27to brad his dad is the headhunter i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good
08:33job
08:33covering up your greed and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore
08:36i know
08:37you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little heart but let's face it there's no future with you
08:42that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't
08:47to save you from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade i'll show
08:54you who's a downgrade i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers
09:13for good
09:14not petty fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it how did he oh he's so big and strong
09:29they don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other as you know
09:34even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:38i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole
09:43party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over there here's a lesson before i leave you in
09:47the dust you know love is for fairy tales even i know that a loser so that's what my first
09:55girlfriend
09:56thinks of me huh well jokes on her
10:02because from where i stand i see a hero
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you had him in the bag miss rank s
10:26i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half guess you're not just some nerd you'd be
10:31an
10:31asset to zennerith league how about you become our battle tactician is that an invite to my own
10:39superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits your ex-girlfriend will be
10:46there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend help you get back at her i went from tactician to
10:51boyfriend in less than five seconds that's a little fast i have to think about it i live life on
10:56the
10:56edge bottoms up boo this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover
11:02for
11:02this first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents but i bet
11:11you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't need
11:15my help oh you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm going to change i'll be back in a
11:19moment to
11:28introduce you
11:28first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best
11:42superheroes can fight crime and evil together not torment civilians
11:50oh my gosh zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered
11:56by cat girl kiwi sidekick too and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06what's up towel boy
12:11wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us now go wash my dirty laundry they
12:19think
12:19i'm just a towel boy this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the
12:25other
12:25day oh yeah you want to get whooped again this what you superheroes do all day getting off on
12:34measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in
12:53dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now
12:58that's so creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:10last time you
13:11fucking lost it you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one who's
13:18all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing
13:22ant that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got real
13:28combat
13:29experience
13:34so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:46enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on loser
13:50you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared
13:54brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're gonna
13:57break his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're gonna regret it
14:02her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you don't trigger
14:07happy will show you a real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of helping
14:12those in need i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit better use that pinky power you were
14:19talking about if you want to live
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder
14:47not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it i'd never lose
15:02i won fair and square brad who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is
15:16no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:22of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:27room
15:27the ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimmy herself is the only
15:34rank s female fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses
15:38anyways depressed this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with
15:43that new whip zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:46before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down
15:50to me i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not
15:54your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for
16:09he caught my whip
16:12this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because cat
16:18girl
16:18kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it you can fish in
16:24this
16:24and you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimmy you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were
16:32at least book smart all of us here are rank a heroes we could pumple you to mush if we
16:36wanted to but now
16:37you're straight up tempting death cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that
16:42oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:46are you
16:47kidding me cat girl kimiko is a rank s hero she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like
16:52you
16:52whoo and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can it's time i take back
16:58everything i ever gave you and put you in your place ive
17:08my whip
17:11so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:22what was that zeon you paid for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:37you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:46hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:54i want his head
17:57charging
17:58no
17:59no
18:00no
18:01no
18:02no
18:03no
18:04no
18:05no
18:15no
18:20no
18:21you just kissed him
18:23do you know who that is that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:28yep my new battle tactician and he's got better moves than everyone in this room
18:33combined he has zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy he beat your arm in under
18:41a second
18:42anyone else want to debate his qualifications you could have just shaken my hand
18:47where's the fun in that
18:49my office five minutes
19:18do something
19:22boomerang and i go in
19:23boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:40boomerang and i go in
19:55see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour
20:02boomerang and i go in
20:03try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people if vortex gets those files every hero i trained
20:12is a walking target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you vortex is the one
20:21hanging back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted look at that he
20:25strategizes
20:38boomerang left
20:45now
20:46i can't feel it my power's gone
20:54stay down
20:55cat girl rank s
20:58i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left
21:02ankini
21:03don't let him vacuum into a corner
21:05he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting
21:27nothing to drain
21:28or is there something you're hiding
21:38this isn't over
21:41not even close
21:45he felt something that's a problem
21:49boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win
21:54a win boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right
22:00now if kimi hadn't split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit
22:04that's how you beat him
22:05he also grabbed our tactist outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why rank z
22:11remember nothing to drain
22:13i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the works something doesn't
22:19add up
22:19i trust him that's enough
22:22you've known him for two days kimi he's got no rank no powers and vortex walked right up to his
22:28van
22:28like he knew exactly who he was looking for meeting's over
22:35xenon
22:35yeah
22:36you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people it's what i do and when his hand was on your wrist
22:43you didn't flinch you didn't panic you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:48xeno
22:49xeno is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league
23:04i have a simple request
23:06commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:10publicly in the city square you have until dawn
23:14or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously every single one
23:21can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander z
23:27is
23:32commander z has always operated independently his identity is classified even from us
23:37so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:42some of us don't have anything to worry about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon
23:45right lucky you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:31oh oh that's why
25:05he's not waiting for dawn
25:07everyone full gear now
25:16xeno get me a plan
25:19if i go out there as commander z
25:23everything i built gets blown open
25:26everyone i've kept safe my team my cover my life
25:31gone
25:33but if i don't
25:34i can feel it he's pulling
25:37from here
25:38xeno i need a plan now
25:42commander z sir you have to go now if he completes the drain i know alphonse
26:02i know who commander z is
26:22don't move
26:23don't move
26:23oh
26:23no
26:23no
26:23no
26:24no
26:24no
26:25no
26:25no
26:25no
26:26You
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