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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episodes 9 & 10 (HD)
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00:00:03Previously on Desperate Housewives, Mrs. McCloskey had reached her limit.
00:00:07Five kids are tough enough, but your husband makes six.
00:00:10That's where I draw the line.
00:00:13An old friend paid Adam a visit.
00:00:16Sophia.
00:00:17Aren't you going to invite me in?
00:00:19After you ruined my life? I don't think so.
00:00:22You should have told the truth about us.
00:00:26Mike got help.
00:00:29From an unexpected source.
00:00:32Victor!
00:00:33Victor lashed out.
00:00:35Get up!
00:00:38And Carlos and Gabby.
00:00:40We need to ask you a few questions.
00:00:42Sorry, I guess I don't remember anything.
00:00:45Finally met their match.
00:00:47I remember everything.
00:00:54It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:00:58Kids should have been playing in the park.
00:01:03Husbands should have been doing their chores.
00:01:07Women should have been tending their flowers.
00:01:09But at 2.26 that afternoon, a tornado came to Wisteria Lane.
00:01:19Bringing with it...
00:01:24Unbelievable...
00:01:25Destruction.
00:01:28No one could have anticipated it.
00:01:33Especially given how the day started.
00:01:41I'm sorry, can you say that again? I don't think I heard you right.
00:01:45Carlos and I are back together.
00:01:47Gabby, you just got married.
00:01:49And some of us gave you very expensive wedding gifts.
00:01:52Uh, you want the fondue set back? Fine.
00:01:55But don't act like it cost a bundle, because it clearly didn't.
00:01:58I got you the fondue set.
00:02:00Oh.
00:02:01Right.
00:02:02It's nice.
00:02:03Oh my god.
00:02:04It's gonna kill Evie.
00:02:06You would think so, but no such luck.
00:02:09That vindictive hag told Victor everything.
00:02:11Victor knows?
00:02:12Yeah, and seeing how he's the rich mayor of a small town with various thugs and cops at his disposal,
00:02:19Carlos and I thought it would be safer if we got the heck out of Dodge.
00:02:26You're leaving Fairview?
00:02:28Yeah, this afternoon.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31You can't be serious.
00:02:34Look, we'll be back someday.
00:02:37We just have to wait till this all blows over.
00:02:39I can't believe this.
00:02:40I know, this is a lousy way to say goodbye, and I'm sorry, but I don't have a choice.
00:02:48Do you guys have any idea how much I'm gonna miss you?
00:02:53Hey, you heard the news?
00:02:55A tornado just hit Mount Pleasant, and they think we could get one too.
00:03:00Y'all better head inside and start getting ready.
00:03:08Um, go.
00:03:09You guys go.
00:03:10Yeah, and we don't need to say goodbye anyway, because we're gonna see you real soon.
00:03:15And everything will be just the way it was.
00:03:20Sadly, this was not to be.
00:03:23In four short hours, one of these women would lose a husband,
00:03:29and all of them would lose a friend.
00:03:32But how could they have known this?
00:03:37It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:03:53By noon that day, a tornado watch was in effect on Wisteria Lane,
00:03:59and every one of its residents was preparing for the storm.
00:04:03Everyone that is, except Gabrielle Solis, who was more concerned about another storm on the horizon.
00:04:12Mayor Lang, recovering from his injuries, will reportedly be released from the hospital tomorrow.
00:04:16Until then, the deputy mayor will be coordinating Fairview's emergency response as the city remains on tornado watch.
00:04:23I turned off the gas and locked your car in the garage.
00:04:25I'm gonna go grab my passport from the safe deposit box before they close the bank.
00:04:30What's wrong?
00:04:31They said Victor's getting out of the hospital. Tomorrow.
00:04:35Relax. We're gonna be gone before they give him his last sponge bath.
00:04:38And remember, the accountant's dropping off the papers for my Cayman Island account.
00:04:41I can't deal with that right now. I'm packing.
00:04:43Gabby, those documents give us access to ten million dollars. Multitask.
00:04:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I told you just to pack the essentials.
00:04:52That's what I'm doing.
00:04:54Is that a boa?
00:04:57Carlos, if you were taking me somewhere where I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go.
00:05:05Fine. You could be a little bit more sensitive. I had to say goodbye to my friends today.
00:05:09Yes, I'm sorry. I should probably go over and say something to Edie.
00:05:12Like what? Rotten hell, you maggoty whore?
00:05:16That woman ruined our lives. If she had kept her mouth shut, we wouldn't be running away.
00:05:20I know, but I can't help feeling a little guilty.
00:05:22See? I mean, did you ever even think about what we did to Edie?
00:05:25Who cares? Thanks to her, I'm giving up my home, my friends, half my wardrobe.
00:05:30So do me a favor and never mention her name again, unless it's followed by the phrase,
00:05:34that conniving skank. You think you can do that?
00:05:54Hey, Lynette.
00:05:55Hi. Did you hear they declared a tornado watch? Scary, huh?
00:05:59Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'm ready for anything.
00:06:01It's sweet of you to drop by, though.
00:06:02Oh, yeah. You're welcome.
00:06:07Um, can we stay in your basement?
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Well, if this tornado watch gets upgraded to a warning, we're going to need a place to wait it out.
00:06:16Who exactly is we?
00:06:17We, me, Tom, the kids, that family you've come to know and love.
00:06:22All seven of you?
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:26Well, first of all, I only love four of you.
00:06:29And second, no way in hell.
00:06:32Mrs. McCluskey, please.
00:06:35It's a small basement, Lynette. I've already invited Ida over.
00:06:39We just want to play some cards and wait this thing out in peace and quiet.
00:06:42We can be quiet.
00:06:46Relative to the storm.
00:06:47Look, there's a shelter over at Third and Grove. Why don't you go over there?
00:06:50That's in the middle of Skid Row. You think I want my kids around a bunch of winos?
00:06:54Ida's off the wagon. It's not going to be much better here.
00:06:57I am asking you as a friend, please.
00:07:03You're not going to let this thing go, are you?
00:07:05Thanks.
00:07:06And don't worry. I'll have a talk with my kids.
00:07:08I promise they'll keep a lid on the destruction.
00:07:12Relative to the storm.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:20Dylan, we're fine. It's just a tornado watch.
00:07:24No, we paid a lot of money for this class trip, and I want you to stay and enjoy it.
00:07:30Tell Julie he'll keep an eye on her mom.
00:07:38Gotta go.
00:07:49What the hell are you doing here?
00:07:52I just came to talk to Adam.
00:07:56I like your hair long.
00:07:58This is harassment.
00:07:59I will call the police.
00:08:01I don't think so.
00:08:02You'd have to tell them what happened with me and your husband.
00:08:05You don't want people knowing about that.
00:08:08In case you'd forgotten.
00:08:10Adam, what's nothing to do with you?
00:08:13Oh?
00:08:14Didn't seem that way yesterday.
00:08:18He didn't tell you I'd stop by?
00:08:22Uh-oh.
00:08:23I hope he's not starting to keep things from you.
00:08:26Again.
00:08:35Here, I brought you a few things in case there is a tornado.
00:08:40Wow.
00:08:40Tape, batteries, a radio.
00:08:43How'd you know I need this stuff?
00:08:44An educated guest.
00:08:46Hey, actually, since you're here, I was thinking that maybe it would be a good idea to tell Orson about
00:08:52Mike's, you know, drug problem.
00:08:56Good, because I already told him.
00:08:59You did?
00:09:00When?
00:09:00Last week.
00:09:02I was afraid that Mike might go to Orson for pills.
00:09:05I'm sorry, so Orson already knows about Mike?
00:09:10Did I do something wrong?
00:09:13Oh, no.
00:09:14No, you didn't do anything, Rob.
00:09:16Thanks for the supplies.
00:09:23I don't believe a word you say.
00:09:25So you still don't think I slept with Adam?
00:09:27Of course not.
00:09:29Oh, well, let me paint a picture for you.
00:09:31Me lying in his arms, him wondering out loud how he ended up marrying such a cold, hard bitch.
00:09:56Catherine, are you all right?
00:09:58I couldn't help noticing.
00:10:00Of course you couldn't.
00:10:03And everything's fine.
00:10:27Hi there.
00:10:27I don't mean to intrude, but are you all right?
00:10:31Not really, no.
00:10:33No.
00:10:37Would you like a nice cup of tea?
00:10:47The National Weather Service has extended the tornado watch to the Tri-County area.
00:10:52Funnel clouds have been spotted in the counties of Mansfield and Westchester.
00:10:56I can't believe you're being so nice.
00:10:58You don't even know me.
00:10:59Well, I know Catherine, and believe me, you're not the only person I've seen her reduce to tears.
00:11:05Did you see her spit on me?
00:11:08Yes.
00:11:09That was unfortunate.
00:11:11If you need any antibacterial soap, I...
00:11:13No, I'm good.
00:11:16So, um, why on earth would Catherine treat you so dreadfully?
00:11:22Oh, she's just mad because her husband's in love with me.
00:11:28Really?
00:11:30I was one of his patients back in Chicago.
00:11:33From the moment we met, there was this intense passion.
00:11:38We tried to fight it, but we couldn't.
00:11:42Well, you're only human.
00:11:45I know he's miserable without me, even though she tries to pretend that they're happy.
00:11:50I mean, you're their neighbor.
00:11:52You think they're happy?
00:11:53Well, they seem... content.
00:11:57Well, they're not.
00:12:02It was just an observation.
00:12:04Yeah, a stupid one.
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:11This has been...
00:12:13lovely.
00:12:14We really should, um, do it again sometime.
00:12:17You think I'm making this up?
00:12:20We were lovers.
00:12:21I can prove it.
00:12:23He has a snake tattoo on his right shoulder.
00:12:26I licked it.
00:12:28Be that as it may, I really think you should go now.
00:12:31No one believes me.
00:12:33She has you all brainwashed.
00:12:38Sylvia, where are you going?
00:12:45Sylvia, you need to come out of there.
00:12:47Ask Adam.
00:12:48He'll tell you the truth.
00:12:49Well, Adam is not here, and there is a tornado coming.
00:12:53And as you may have gleaned from the batteries and bottled water,
00:12:55that bathroom is where we are planning on riding it out.
00:12:58So, would you please be a dear and come on out?
00:13:02Okay, Adam!
00:13:08And...
00:13:11Orson, we need to talk.
00:13:13Susan, I'm with a patient.
00:13:15Yeah, I can see that.
00:13:16Hi, I'm his neighbor.
00:13:17Cute shoes.
00:13:18Why the hell would you give Mike drugs?
00:13:21Uh, Mrs. Kowalski,
00:13:25we're gonna step out for just a moment.
00:13:27No, Nate, I'll be quick,
00:13:28because I'm sure you have a very good reason
00:13:30for giving Mike pills
00:13:31when you know that he has a drug problem.
00:13:33So, what is your very good reason?
00:13:41Okay, this may take a while.
00:13:42You might want to spit.
00:13:45Mike was having a lot of pain to shoulder.
00:13:48Oh, of course.
00:13:49And you know all about shoulder pain,
00:13:51being a dentist.
00:13:53I thought I was helping.
00:13:54By giving pills to an addict?
00:13:56Does that sound helpful to you, Mrs. Kowalski?
00:13:59Ah-ha.
00:14:01Finally, some sanity.
00:14:04Susan, you have to leave.
00:14:06Fine.
00:14:08But you know, if I find out
00:14:09that you have given Mike so much as a breath lift,
00:14:12trust me,
00:14:13there is not enough Novocaine in this office
00:14:15to numb the pain I will inflict on you.
00:14:27Hi, Miss Britt.
00:14:29Need some bottled water before the storm hits?
00:14:31Well, thanks, Jeremy.
00:14:3320 bucks.
00:14:35Hold it.
00:14:36You are price gouging right before a tornado?
00:14:39I was just trying to make some money.
00:14:42You really want to make some money?
00:14:44Go hit up Gabrielle Solis.
00:14:46She hasn't met a price tag she didn't like.
00:14:49I already tried.
00:14:50She and Mr. Solis are moving.
00:14:53Moving?
00:14:54Yeah, they're loading up their car and everything.
00:14:58They didn't tell you?
00:15:01Well, they probably didn't want a big emotional scene.
00:15:07Too bad.
00:15:30What was I supposed to do, Mike?
00:15:32Leave him in your truck?
00:15:33I'm not going to sit back and watch you spin out of control.
00:15:35Out of control?
00:15:36Have I ever missed a mortgage payment?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39Or disappeared for days on end or OD'd in an alley?
00:15:42No.
00:15:43I go to work every day.
00:15:44I help out around the house.
00:15:45I take care of you and Julie.
00:15:46What's the problem?
00:15:47What's the problem?
00:15:49Let's see.
00:15:49You lied to me.
00:15:51Uh, your drug dealer almost dated my daughter.
00:15:53You lied to me some more.
00:15:54And then I find out that you hit up my best friend's husband for more pills.
00:15:58You're blowing this out of proportion.
00:15:59And you're kind of yelling at me.
00:16:01Also a problem.
00:16:02I'm sorry.
00:16:03I'm in pain.
00:16:05You might think you have things under control, but they're only going to get worse.
00:16:08And with a baby on the way.
00:16:11I'm sick of explaining myself.
00:16:12If I need a pill now and then, I'll take one.
00:16:14So where are they?
00:16:16I'm serious, Susan.
00:16:17Give them to me.
00:16:18Forget it.
00:16:19Hey, don't walk away from me.
00:16:21Susan.
00:16:21Let go of me.
00:16:32And we are now getting reports of two more tornadoes touching down outside Mount Pleasant.
00:16:38We can confirm six dead.
00:16:46My wife needs to be seen immediately.
00:16:49She's pregnant and she fell down the stairs.
00:16:50Any bleeding?
00:16:51Uh, no.
00:16:52Cramping?
00:16:53I think I just twisted my ankle, but I would like to get checked out anyway.
00:16:56Sure, but for non-emergency cases, it's going to be a long wait.
00:16:59Well, she's pregnant.
00:17:00Doesn't that make it an emergency?
00:17:01Sir, I'm sorry.
00:17:02You're just going to have to wait.
00:17:03It's okay.
00:17:06How could you not have told me Sylvia was here?
00:17:08I was trying not to upset you.
00:17:10Well, you failed.
00:17:11At least if you had warned me, I wouldn't have been blindsided when she showed up on our
00:17:15front lawn.
00:17:16I'm sorry.
00:17:17Look, I'll call the police.
00:17:19I'll get a restraining order.
00:17:20I'll do whatever it takes to get this woman out of our lives.
00:17:32Bree, hello.
00:17:34Hi, Catherine.
00:17:35Could I borrow Adam for a second?
00:17:37I have a situation on my hands.
00:17:46She's over there.
00:17:47First door on the left, and please hurry.
00:17:51What is she doing there in the first place?
00:17:53I saw her weeping.
00:17:54I wanted to help.
00:17:55You wanted dirt, and I'll bet she told you plenty.
00:17:58I can't help having a sympathetic face.
00:18:03Sylvia, I need you to come out here, okay?
00:18:07Adam, is that you, darling?
00:18:10Don't call him that.
00:18:12Catherine, I'm not coming out if she's here.
00:18:14I'm not leaving you alone with my husband.
00:18:16Just come out.
00:18:17I'll get rid of her.
00:18:19Ladies.
00:18:36So what'd she tell you?
00:18:40That she had an affair with Adam.
00:18:43Well, she didn't.
00:18:45She was this patient, pathetic, lonely woman.
00:18:51One day, for no other reason than sheer pity,
00:18:55he gave her a little kiss.
00:18:58Sylvia took this to mean that they were in love.
00:19:01And when Adam told her otherwise,
00:19:03she had a breakdown and accused him of sexual assault.
00:19:08Oh, my God.
00:19:10What did you do?
00:19:12We settled out of court.
00:19:14I wanted to fight it.
00:19:16But Adam was afraid of losing his license.
00:19:19Of course, we lost everything else.
00:19:21Our home, our savings, and our friends.
00:19:28So this is why you moved back to Fairview.
00:19:31It was supposed to be our fresh start.
00:19:38So.
00:19:40Now you know her dirty little secret.
00:19:43Well, Catherine, for what it's worth,
00:19:47I would have spit in her face, too.
00:19:58What's that noise?
00:20:00Is that the tornado?
00:20:02Of course, it's the scavos.
00:20:06Hey, we're here!
00:20:07I know!
00:20:08All right, guys, come on.
00:20:09Stay kept places.
00:20:11This is our spot.
00:20:12We called it!
00:20:13It's not going to spot this soon.
00:20:15Kids, so...
00:20:15Eh!
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:19Oh, my wrist!
00:20:25Lynette, I'm begging.
00:20:28Oh, sorry.
00:20:29I'm trying to get used to it.
00:20:30Come here.
00:20:31Keep that to mama.
00:20:32Hey, guys.
00:20:33Come on, now.
00:20:35Knock it off.
00:20:36Here you go.
00:20:37And first base, second base, third base, sit.
00:20:41We're going to have a nice, quiet tornado watch,
00:20:43and nobody's going to cause any problems.
00:20:45Is there a cat here?
00:20:46Oh, yes.
00:20:47I brought Toby.
00:20:49Wah!
00:20:53Is something right?
00:20:55I didn't realize there'd be a cat.
00:20:57Tom's really allergic.
00:20:58It sets off my asthma.
00:21:01Ida, is there any chance that we could put little Toby upstairs?
00:21:06Upstairs?
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08He'd be very safe.
00:21:09We could put him in a closet.
00:21:11Sure.
00:21:12Sure.
00:21:12Why don't we put Penny with him, since it's safe.
00:21:17What?
00:21:18Toby is Ida's baby, Lynette.
00:21:21No.
00:21:21Toby's an animal, and my husband, a human being, will get very sick if he stays down here.
00:21:26So, please, put the cat upstairs.
00:21:29Look, I invited Ida to come here.
00:21:32You I'm doing a favor for.
00:21:33If you're not happy with the accommodations, you're free to leave.
00:21:38Hey, I'll just stay over here.
00:21:40Maybe it won't get any worse.
00:21:41No, that's ridiculous.
00:21:43Karen, come on.
00:21:45Sorry, the cat stays.
00:21:54Knock yourself out.
00:22:03Are you okay?
00:22:04Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:22:06I'm just worried about you.
00:22:07How long are they going to keep us waiting?
00:22:09Are you sure that's all it is?
00:22:13Hey, hey, we were here way before these people.
00:22:15Sir, they're seeing everyone on an emergency basis.
00:22:18This woman is hemorrhaging.
00:22:19Danny, can you take her in?
00:22:20What, you got to see blood before you'll treat somebody?
00:22:22My wife's pregnant, and she fell down a flight of stairs.
00:22:25I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to be patient.
00:22:27These people are bleeding.
00:22:28I can absolutely wait.
00:22:30I'm just asking them to take a look at you, okay?
00:22:31Hell, you could have done it while you're standing here talking to me, right?
00:22:33Sir, we'll get to your wife as soon as we can.
00:22:36Now, please take a seat.
00:22:37Just take a look at her.
00:22:38Get the hell off of me.
00:22:40Mike, stop.
00:22:43I need security here, now.
00:22:59Hey, when are you going to let me out of these things?
00:23:01When your wife's done and you're ready to go home?
00:23:11Doctor said the baby's fine.
00:23:13Oh, thank God.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:19Your ankle?
00:23:21Just a mild sprain.
00:23:28How are you doing?
00:23:31I've had better days.
00:23:41I'm so sorry.
00:23:49It's going to be okay.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:53I talked to the doctor and, uh, they have a rehab facility they work with.
00:23:59Thanks.
00:24:00I don't need rehab.
00:24:03I can kick this myself.
00:24:05I've done it before.
00:24:07You keep saying that and it just keeps getting worse.
00:24:11Susan, look at me.
00:24:13I'm handcuffed to a chair.
00:24:16I think I've hit bottom here.
00:24:20I will fix this.
00:24:22There's just no rehab.
00:24:27Mrs. Delfino, the doctor asked me to give you these for the pain.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:46Are you kidding me?
00:24:48I've kind of had a rough day here.
00:24:52No.
00:24:56I've just got to get through this.
00:25:08No.
00:25:11There's no tomorrow.
00:25:13It's now.
00:25:15You will quit this now.
00:25:16You will go to rehab, or so help me, I will leave you.
00:25:22I will take this baby, and I will leave you.
00:25:32You win.
00:25:37Go.
00:26:02Gabrielle!
00:26:03Excuse me?
00:26:05sorry i'm in a rush my wife's alone with the kids and i have to get home before the storm
00:26:10hits
00:26:10this is the information carlos asked for about what about the cayman island account
00:26:18didn't he tell you i was coming yeah of course he did uh he said you'd be stopping by
00:26:26this is everything you need to access the money i washed my hands of this so whatever you do
00:26:31don't lose that folder got it believe me i won't let it out of my sight all right nice to
00:26:37finally
00:26:37meet you gabrielle you're just as pretty as carlos said you were oh no i'm prettier
00:27:05what have you got there
00:27:12oh crap
00:27:32okay my throat is closing up i think i gotta go upstairs no no no no no
00:27:44you stay here
00:27:46you stay here
00:28:06idiot you think open the door now i've called the police they're on their way and they are going to
00:28:12be teasing your ass
00:28:30gabby
00:28:41oh good you're home
00:28:49lynette what the hell did i tell you i'm not gonna sit and watch my husband suffocate
00:28:55well i don't want ida to wake up and find her cat missing
00:28:57karen after all our years of friendship how can you choose a cat over my husband
00:29:02you think we're friends of course really do you ever stop by just to say hi or invite me for
00:29:10a cup
00:29:10of tea ida does what are you talking about i had you over for lemonade last week and while i
00:29:15was
00:29:15drinking it you went to the store and i watched the kids face it the only time we're friends is
00:29:20when
00:29:20you need something that is not true i genuinely care about you you mean like today when you came by
00:29:26to
00:29:26check on me oh that's right you only wanted a basement
00:29:31oh
00:29:32damn it toby hey hold it hold it you can't go out there that stupid cat is the army family
00:29:39that i just got
00:29:39now this is what friends do
00:29:42karen
00:29:51give me the damn folder edie
00:29:53what can happen
00:29:54it's worthless to you oh you and carlos is screwed without it that is worth a lot to me
00:29:59give me my money
00:30:02your money carlos embezzled it oh now you're moral all of a sudden you didn't care where the money was
00:30:08coming from when you thought carlos was gonna spend it on you okay i'm not unreasonable cut me in for
00:30:16let's say sixty percent and i'll go away
00:30:18how's that sound
00:30:22no
00:30:25no
00:30:28no
00:30:29no
00:30:32no
00:30:38no
00:30:39no
00:30:40no
00:30:40no
00:30:42no
00:30:43no
00:30:43no
00:30:43no
00:30:44no
00:30:44no
00:30:45no
00:30:46no
00:30:46no
00:30:51no
00:30:53no
00:30:54no
00:30:55no
00:30:56no
00:30:58no
00:30:59Toby!
00:31:01Karen!
00:31:03You gotta get inside now!
00:31:04He's right there!
00:31:06Dammit!
00:31:06I'm not gonna let you die, so don't make me crack you!
00:31:10Oh, crap.
00:31:19Oh!
00:31:20Hurry! Go! Go!
00:31:22Come on!
00:31:24Come on!
00:31:26You can't!
00:31:32I have a crawl space.
00:31:34I think we can both fit.
00:31:38If you just threw my money in a tornado,
00:31:40I am not getting in there with you.
00:31:41Fine!
00:31:41Then stay out here and die!
00:31:45Move your ass!
00:31:48Come on, Sylvia.
00:31:50Please open the door.
00:31:53Sylvia!
00:31:58Thank God you're here. We need to get into the bathroom.
00:32:00We can't. There's a woman in there.
00:32:02Well, tell her to hurry it up.
00:32:04No! No! She's barricaded herself in there.
00:32:08She's a patient of mine who's had a little meltdown. Just give me five minutes.
00:32:12We don't have time! There's a funnel cloud out there!
00:32:19Sylvia!
00:32:20Open the damn door!
00:32:21Go to hell!
00:32:24Quick! In here! In here!
00:32:32Here I am! Get in! Get in! Get in!
00:32:38Hang on! Hang on to this!
00:32:53Can I say something?
00:32:56What?
00:33:00I'm sorry Carlos and I lied to you.
00:33:04I know we hurt you.
00:33:06And I wish it didn't happen the way it did.
00:33:10And I just want you to know that.
00:33:12Why are you talking like that?
00:33:14Well...
00:33:14I thought just in case we...
00:33:16Oh no, you don't.
00:33:17You just shut the hell up.
00:33:19We're not doing deathbed confessions here.
00:33:23I'm gonna get through this.
00:33:26I'm gonna go on hating you for years to come.
00:33:30You really hate me?
00:33:32Yes!
00:33:40No.
00:33:41No.
00:33:44It's just that I really let myself fall for him.
00:33:49Which was stupid because I always knew that he'd go back to you.
00:33:59I'm so sorry though.
00:34:02I said shut the hell up.
00:34:10I think it's possible Benjamin might need changing.
00:34:13That went beyond the hypothetical a good ten minutes ago.
00:34:17We're giving you shelter, you could at least be gracious.
00:34:20We wouldn't need shelter if you hadn't dragged us over here.
00:34:23Oh, so now it's my fault that that lunatic commandeered our safe room?
00:34:26If you hadn't been dying to know our business, she wouldn't have gotten in there.
00:34:31Can we stop pointing fingers?
00:34:33This isn't Bree's fault.
00:34:36You're right.
00:34:40Sorry.
00:34:42You can understand why I'm upset having that insane woman back in our lives.
00:34:48I only imagine I had to listen to her babble for an hour.
00:34:52What kind of things was she saying?
00:34:54She said that she and Adam were lovers and she could prove it because he had a tattoo.
00:35:02What?
00:35:03She said he had a tattoo on his shoulder, which I know isn't true because I've seen him at the
00:35:07pool and I would have remembered because tattooed people make me very uncomfortable.
00:35:16Did she say what kind of tattoo it was?
00:35:19A snake?
00:35:21What's the difference? He doesn't have one.
00:35:26He did.
00:35:28Back in Chicago.
00:35:32We had it removed.
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:42I'm sorry.
00:35:45Catherine.
00:35:46So.
00:35:47That's why we settled.
00:35:50Why we lost everything.
00:35:53I'm sorry, but you have to understand.
00:35:55No, I do not.
00:36:07I'm sorry.
00:36:10I'm not here.
00:36:13Not now.
00:36:25Kevin!
00:36:26Change of plans!
00:36:28We gotta get in the basement now!
00:36:33Kevin!
00:36:36Dammit, who are you?
00:36:47Where's Gabby?
00:36:50I thought she was with you.
00:36:53I don't know where she is.
00:36:55I guess we'll have to wait for her together.
00:37:10Do you mind if I say something?
00:37:14Look, Gabby and I never planned to get back together, Victor. We tried to keep away from each other. We
00:37:19really did.
00:37:22I don't know. It's like we're two halves of the same person or something.
00:37:27And when we're apart, we just aren't happy, which is why we...
00:37:37We never set out to hurt you, Victor.
00:37:40And I'm sorry.
00:37:41And I'm sorry we did.
00:37:43Are you done?
00:37:45Yeah.
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:56Come on, Carlos!
00:37:59Back in the house!
00:38:02Get hurt out here!
00:38:03Before we go, David.改maker!
00:38:13Let's go!
00:38:16Let's go!
00:38:18Let's go!
00:38:20Let's go,
00:38:20Peter! Let's go!
00:38:25Let's go,
00:38:33Peter! We're past the
00:38:33Get out of here.
00:39:20Get out of here.
00:39:26Get out of here.
00:39:29Where is everyone?
00:39:33Did you hear that?
00:39:36Adam, I'm leaving.
00:39:39This is your last chance to come with me.
00:39:42Or I'm gonna tell everyone exactly what happened.
00:39:49Okay.
00:39:50You've made your choice.
00:39:53Here I come.
00:39:57It's here.
00:40:02Here I come.
00:40:19It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:40:24But then the winds came
00:40:26and changed everything.
00:40:32And not just the houses and the lawns.
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:38The people had changed, too.
00:40:45While the storm had raged,
00:40:48each of them had learned something.
00:40:55About friendship.
00:41:01And forgiveness.
00:41:08And redemption.
00:41:14And some had learned the hardest lesson of all.
00:41:24That life is always fragile.
00:41:28And very often unfair.
00:41:53Oh, my God!
00:41:56Oh, my God!
00:41:57Oh, my God!
00:42:05Oh, my God!
00:42:27Mike
00:42:28You will go to rehab or so help me
00:42:31I will leave you
00:42:32Made a promise
00:42:33I keep thinking about what we covered up
00:42:36Catherine's aunt was determined to reveal the truth
00:42:43And Victor
00:42:44Was a victim of the tornado
00:42:46That brought devastation
00:42:49Oh my god
00:42:51To Wisteria Lane
00:43:00Once the tornado had passed
00:43:02It began
00:43:07A man gave his coat to a stranger in need
00:43:13A woman shared her food with those just passing by
00:43:21A teenager reunited a dog with its worried owner
00:43:27These are the things that happen in the wake of any great disaster
00:43:33People start to perform small acts of kindness
00:43:40They do what they can to help
00:43:42All the while knowing
00:43:48It won't be enough
00:43:59Why is it taking so long?
00:44:00They should be going faster
00:44:02The fire captain said they have to go slowly
00:44:05They don't want debris suddenly collapsing into the basement
00:44:07Has anyone heard from Gabby?
00:44:09She went to the hospital with Carlos
00:44:11He was pretty banged up
00:44:12But they say he's gonna be okay
00:44:14Thank god
00:44:16Why can't we hear them?
00:44:19If my kids are alive
00:44:20They would be yelling
00:44:21Tom would be yelling
00:44:22Okay, Lynette
00:44:23Listen to me
00:44:23They are all going to be fine
00:44:26I know it
00:44:27Kate
00:44:28You really, really, really think so?
00:44:30Yes
00:44:31Yes, I do
00:44:32I do
00:44:33So I want you to go over those paramedics
00:44:36And I want you to let them look at these cuts
00:44:38Because you don't want to be all bloody
00:44:39When they pull your kids out of there, do you?
00:44:43No, no, I guess not
00:44:50What are you doing?
00:44:54What?
00:44:56You don't know if her kids are gonna be okay
00:44:59I'm just trying to comfort her
00:45:01By giving her false hope?
00:45:03What do you suggest we do?
00:45:05Well, you should be saying, Lynette
00:45:07This could end badly
00:45:08So you should start preparing yourself for that now
00:45:11Edie, if you say that to Lynette
00:45:12So help me god
00:45:13I will bring your neck
00:45:14And I will help her
00:45:17Tom and Ida and the kids
00:45:19Are buried under that rubble
00:45:21And what is it with you people?
00:45:23Why aren't you willing to face the facts?
00:45:25Because we're hoping for a miracle
00:45:26A miracle?
00:45:28Maybe
00:45:28Just maybe
00:45:29If we stop flapping our gums
00:45:31And we start asking god
00:45:33To take care of our folks
00:45:35He might just help us out
00:45:36So you think a prayer circle
00:45:39Is going to help Lynette?
00:45:40Once you get to my age
00:45:41You'll find it a lot easier
00:45:42To believe that god really does answer prayers
00:45:46So if you can just hang on two more years
00:45:48Don't
00:45:49You know, maybe
00:45:50A moment of silence
00:45:52Wouldn't be such a bad idea
00:46:03Hey guys
00:46:04We got someone
00:46:17Come on
00:46:24Come on
00:46:27Come on
00:46:28Come on
00:46:29Oh my god
00:46:30Oh my god
00:46:32Oh my god
00:46:34Hold on, hold on
00:46:35Come on
00:46:42Come on
00:46:42Come on Tom
00:46:42Come on
00:46:43We'll match your free app
00:46:45Wait, wait
00:46:48Grab the arm
00:46:49Grab the arm
00:47:06Where's Ida?
00:47:09Tom
00:47:10Where's Ida?
00:47:12Where's Ida?
00:47:22Yes
00:47:23In the wake of a great tragedy
00:47:26People do what they can to help
00:47:33All the while knowing
00:47:36It won't
00:47:38Be enough
00:47:51The morning after the tornado
00:47:54The residents of Wisteria Lane
00:47:56Began to sort through the devastation
00:47:58And slowly started picking up
00:48:01The pieces of their lives
00:48:06Bob Hunter found part of his fountain
00:48:08In the middle of the street
00:48:11Bree Hodge found her lawnmower
00:48:14Next to her coffee table
00:48:18And Kayla Scavo
00:48:19Discovered her music box in a tree
00:48:24Among
00:48:27Other things
00:48:28She had your address in her pocket
00:48:30But there was no other ID
00:48:34Did you know her?
00:48:35Sort of
00:48:36Her name is Sylvia Green
00:48:38Is she local?
00:48:40I knew her from Chicago
00:48:41She was
00:48:44Visiting
00:48:45Okay, I guess that's all we need
00:48:47Would you like me to follow up with you
00:48:48After we contact the family?
00:48:50No
00:48:59So
00:49:01I guess this means it's over
00:49:04The fact that she is dead
00:49:05Does not change the fact
00:49:07That you slept with her
00:49:09I know it doesn't
00:49:12I made a terrible mistake
00:49:14And I am so sorry, Catherine
00:49:15I'm sure you are
00:49:18I want you out of my house tonight
00:49:20You don't mean that
00:49:21Yes, I do
00:49:22It's over
00:49:23As far as I'm concerned
00:49:24You could be lying on that slab
00:49:26Right next to her
00:49:43Come on, Ida
00:49:44You can watch us pack from up here
00:49:47Wow
00:49:48The things you accumulate in a lifetime, huh?
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:52Especially if you never throw anything out
00:49:55So her niece and nephew
00:49:56Are taking all this stuff
00:49:57Back to Nebraska?
00:49:59Well, the stuff that'll sell on eBay
00:50:01I'm guessing the rest
00:50:02Will end up in a dumpster
00:50:03What's with all this baseball stuff?
00:50:05There's a mid
00:50:06And a jersey
00:50:07Was this her husband's?
00:50:08No, that was Ida's
00:50:09From her pro baseball days
00:50:10Yeah, right
00:50:13Yeah
00:50:15Oh, you're serious?
00:50:16Ida played in the
00:50:17All-American Girls League
00:50:18During World War II
00:50:19You didn't know that?
00:50:20No
00:50:20She was a superstar
00:50:22Armed like a cannon
00:50:23People said she could throw
00:50:25A pork chop past a hungry wolf
00:50:27Ida?
00:50:28I have trouble seeing her
00:50:30As the lead-off hitter
00:50:31For anything other than osteoporosis
00:50:33She made the only
00:50:34Unassisted triple play
00:50:36In league history
00:50:36Right here in Granville Field
00:50:38In 1944
00:50:39That's why she wants
00:50:40Her ashes scattered there
00:50:42How did I not know this?
00:50:46Daddy said you were over here
00:50:47Can I help?
00:50:49Oh
00:50:51You realize we're cleaning, right?
00:50:52We're not eating candy
00:50:54That's sweet, Parker
00:50:55But we've got everything
00:50:56Under control here
00:50:57If you want to go play
00:50:57No
00:50:59I want to do something nice
00:51:00For Mrs. Greenberg
00:51:02She sort of saved my life
00:51:05What do you mean?
00:51:10When the house started shaking
00:51:12And Daddy was passed out
00:51:13By his asthma
00:51:17Miss Greenberg made us all
00:51:19Go under the stairs
00:51:24But that's not where
00:51:25They found her
00:51:26Yeah
00:51:27There wasn't enough room for her
00:51:30She said she'd be okay
00:51:31In the corner
00:51:36Parker, you want to help?
00:51:38Ida has some ice cream
00:51:39In the freezer
00:51:39That needs eating
00:51:40Before it goes to bed
00:51:41Go on
00:51:52I know what you're thinking
00:51:53But don't
00:51:55If you'd been there
00:51:56It would have made
00:51:56A bit of difference
00:52:13Susan, we can't thank you enough
00:52:14Opening your home to us
00:52:16It's so generous
00:52:17It's a horrible feeling
00:52:18To literally not have a roof
00:52:19Over your head
00:52:20And that smoky fleabag hotel
00:52:22Just wasn't safe for a newborn
00:52:24Please
00:52:24This is what best friends do
00:52:28Right before their friendship ends
00:52:30Why did you agree
00:52:31To let her stay?
00:52:32How do you say no
00:52:32To someone in need?
00:52:35That wasn't rhetorical
00:52:36Seriously
00:52:37You got anything?
00:52:38I know you feel guilty
00:52:38Because she let us stay
00:52:39With her once
00:52:40But don't you remember
00:52:41How miserable we were?
00:52:42Oh yeah
00:52:43Every cup needs a coaster
00:52:44Every coaster needs a doily
00:52:45Every doily needs daily laundering
00:52:47This woman is going to drive me
00:52:48Out of my freaking
00:52:49Hey roomies
00:52:50You need help?
00:52:51No, we got it under control
00:52:52Oh and listen
00:52:53Bob and Lee introduced us
00:52:54To this wonderful contractor
00:52:56So we won't be imposing for long
00:52:58Imposing?
00:52:58Who's imposing?
00:52:59You can stay as long as you want
00:53:03I'm sorry
00:53:04The words came out of my mouth
00:53:05Before I knew what I was saying
00:53:06Then stop talking
00:53:07And don't be so nice
00:53:08Otherwise she'll just take the place over
00:53:10Hey Susan
00:53:10Orson likes to sleep
00:53:11With the window open
00:53:12Do you mind if we rearrange the furniture?
00:53:19Sounds good to me
00:53:36Hello Gabrielle
00:53:39Milton, hi
00:53:45Nice turnout
00:53:47Victor was loved by a lot of people
00:53:51It's going to be a very emotional day
00:53:56You seem remarkably composed
00:53:59Oh no, no
00:54:00I'm a mess
00:54:00You know on the inside
00:54:02Where the mascara can't run
00:54:03I see
00:54:06The reading of the will is today
00:54:07Is it?
00:54:09I'd forgotten
00:54:11I thought you'd be curious
00:54:12As to how much you'll inherit
00:54:14No
00:54:15I'm not thinking about money today
00:54:17I'm burying my husband
00:54:18Of course
00:54:19It's just I
00:54:22Spoke to the executor of the will
00:54:23And I have a
00:54:25Ballpark figure
00:54:26Which you'll be getting
00:54:32Oh
00:54:34Well I guess there's nothing disrespectful
00:54:36About a ballpark figure
00:54:40You're not getting a dime
00:54:45Victor showed me the photographs
00:54:46Of you and your ex-husband
00:54:48You broke his heart
00:54:50You humiliated him
00:54:52So you'll inherit
00:54:53Exactly what you deserve
00:54:55Nothing
00:54:59Okay
00:54:59I made a mistake
00:55:01I'm sorry
00:55:01But Victor wasn't entirely blameless
00:55:04He ignored me
00:55:05He used me politically
00:55:06Oh yeah
00:55:07And he tried to kill Carlos
00:55:09So I think I'm entitled
00:55:11To whatever he had
00:55:12Ah there's the thing
00:55:14You married a man
00:55:15From a very rich family
00:55:17The operative word being family
00:55:20Everything's in my name
00:55:21Always was
00:55:26The service is starting
00:55:28It's time for you to go
00:55:32Go?
00:55:33You can't kick me out of my husband's funeral
00:55:36I think it's appropriate
00:55:37Given the circumstances
00:55:39Go to hell
00:55:43I'll be delivering the eulogy
00:55:45If you're still in this pew
00:55:46When I reach the pulpit
00:55:47I'm going to be telling
00:55:48All of these people
00:55:50That you are a cheating
00:55:51Lying whore
00:55:58See
00:55:59I told you it was going to be
00:56:00An emotional day
00:56:16I told you it was going to be
00:56:32Hello boys
00:56:35Bob, Lee
00:56:36I baked you some muffins
00:56:37To thank you
00:56:38For introducing me to Walter here
00:56:39And Walter I decided
00:56:40You're absolutely right
00:56:41Dark shingles are the way to go
00:56:46Why are you all staring at me?
00:56:48I'm sorry
00:56:49But I'm not going to be able
00:56:49To fix your house
00:56:50What?
00:56:51I've just had some bad news
00:56:52In my personal life
00:56:55Oh good heavens
00:56:55I hope no one's died
00:56:57Which is the only possible excuse
00:56:59I'd accept
00:57:00No it's not
00:57:01It's not that
00:57:01It's just
00:57:04I don't want to get into it
00:57:05Walter
00:57:06I can't find a contractor now
00:57:07Everybody is booked
00:57:08For the next year
00:57:09I'm sorry
00:57:10Walter
00:57:12Walter
00:57:12Walter
00:57:13I'm begging you
00:57:14Please
00:57:14I'm living like a vagabond
00:57:16In a teenage girl's bedroom
00:57:17I'm sleeping under a poster
00:57:19Of Orlando Bloom
00:57:20You can't leave me
00:57:21Yeah well
00:57:22Sometimes people do that
00:57:25They just leave
00:57:32This is a nightmare
00:57:34What is going on?
00:57:37Walter went through a bad breakup
00:57:38And today he found out
00:57:40That his ex moved in
00:57:41With someone else
00:57:41Oh for god's sakes
00:57:42Tell him to put on his big boy pants
00:57:44And find another girl
00:57:46Who says it's a girl?
00:57:50Walter's gay?
00:57:51Yes
00:57:51He can build homes
00:57:53And decorate them
00:57:53Sometimes god gives
00:57:54With both hands
00:57:55Well then you just have to
00:57:57Fix him up for someone
00:57:58Give him back his will to work
00:57:59Yeah about that
00:58:02Most of our friends
00:58:03Are nines
00:58:04And Walter we love him
00:58:06But
00:58:06Kind of a three
00:58:07And in the gay world
00:58:08Three does not go into nine
00:58:17Well we'll just have to find him
00:58:19Someone who's not good
00:58:20At gay math
00:58:23Well I drove all the way out there
00:58:24And I waited for hours
00:58:25And then they wouldn't
00:58:26Let me see him
00:58:28Uh
00:58:29No
00:58:30They just said that I should
00:58:31I should call you
00:58:36Listen I know it's a 30 day rehab
00:58:38I'm not trying to break you out
00:58:40I'm just trying to see you
00:58:45You know what
00:58:46Could you just call me
00:58:48When you know
00:58:48Thank you
00:59:17Welcome to heaven
00:59:19Don't talk
00:59:20I'm smelling
00:59:22What is that
00:59:24Duck a l'orange
00:59:26Bree says it's making a comeback
00:59:27And our oven is making its debut
00:59:30Oh it gets better
00:59:33She did our laundry too
00:59:35Smell my sock
00:59:37Oh my god
00:59:39I want to eat that
00:59:41She does
00:59:42She irons
00:59:43Oh and she does this magic trick
00:59:44No matter where you throw your sweater
00:59:46Within seconds it's on a hanger
00:59:48This has just replaced your birth
00:59:49As the best day of my life
00:59:52Susan I hope you don't mind
00:59:53That I make dinner
00:59:54I hope you don't mind
00:59:55That I'm going to kiss you
00:59:57You're funny
00:59:58Now I need you to be honest
00:59:59About this recipe
01:00:00It's a dry run
01:00:01For a small dinner party
01:00:02I'm having tomorrow night
01:00:03Again
01:00:04If you don't mind
01:00:05Not at all
01:00:06In fact
01:00:07If you want to do a dry run
01:00:08For a Sunday brunch
01:00:09I'm there for you
01:00:10Dinner will be ready shortly
01:00:11Oh and Julie
01:00:12I fixed the hem
01:00:13On that blue skirt of yours
01:00:14It's on your bed
01:00:18My hem is fixed
01:00:19She's like the mother
01:00:20I never had
01:00:21Oh
01:00:21Oh no offense
01:00:22Oh
01:00:22None taken
01:00:38Hey
01:00:39How are you feeling?
01:00:41Not so great
01:00:43They should give you something
01:00:44For the pain
01:00:46They gave me this button
01:00:47That I can press
01:00:48But I'm trying not to use it
01:00:49Because the drugs make me
01:00:50Feel a little too mellow
01:00:54Was the funeral sad?
01:00:56Tragic
01:00:57I found out everything
01:00:59Victor had
01:00:59Is in Milton's name
01:01:01And he told his father
01:01:02About us
01:01:03So I'm not getting a penny
01:01:04Wow
01:01:09Well it's a good thing
01:01:10You hooked up with
01:01:11Another rich guy
01:01:15Yeah
01:01:18Gabby you sound weird
01:01:21Why do you sound so weird?
01:01:25Gabby
01:01:26Um
01:01:27Remember that day
01:01:30When Al was going to
01:01:32Drop off the
01:01:33Account information?
01:01:35Oh my god
01:01:36He didn't
01:01:37No no no
01:01:37He did
01:01:38It's just
01:01:39Remember how windy
01:01:40It was that day?
01:01:43No no no
01:01:44That was the only copy
01:01:45I know
01:01:47But
01:01:48Edie was
01:01:49Trying to steal
01:01:49The papers for me
01:01:50And we got into this fight
01:01:52And then the tornado
01:01:53Just took them away
01:01:55They're gone?
01:01:56Kinda
01:02:00What does that sound?
01:02:02I'm texting
01:02:03Someone
01:02:04Gabby
01:02:05That account was our future
01:02:06What are we gonna do now?
01:02:07Shh
01:02:07Carlos
01:02:08Just calm
01:02:08Down
01:02:09Okay
01:02:10I'm sure Al has an access code
01:02:12Or a copy
01:02:12Or some super nerd way
01:02:14To get back into the account
01:02:16Okay
01:02:16I know he can fix this
01:02:20Yeah
01:02:23Yeah
01:02:23He can fix it
01:02:26Okay
01:02:27Alright
01:02:28You look
01:02:29Very tired
01:02:31So I'm just gonna go
01:02:33Mom
01:02:34I'm warning you Gabby
01:02:35If we don't find those papers
01:02:36So help him
01:02:51Hi
01:02:51Um
01:02:52I'm a friend of Al's
01:02:53And I was wondering
01:02:54If I could see him
01:02:55Of course
01:02:56Please come in
01:03:02Right this way
01:03:21Thanks again for your help
01:03:23Well
01:03:24We'd do anything for your aunt
01:03:26I hope you know
01:03:26What an amazing woman she was
01:03:28Uh-huh
01:03:29Hey did you guys happen to find
01:03:30A pearl necklace
01:03:31It's the only valuable thing
01:03:32Aunt Ida owned
01:03:33Well actually I have it
01:03:35Yeah she promised it to me
01:03:37If she kicked the bucket first
01:03:38Oh really
01:03:39In-in writing
01:03:43I'll be right back
01:03:46All right
01:03:47Let's hit the road
01:03:51What about the rest of these boxes?
01:03:52Oh that's junk
01:03:53You can just give them away
01:03:54Hey listen
01:03:54Is there a good place
01:03:55We can grab a bite on the way out?
01:03:57Um
01:03:58Well
01:03:58There's a great diner
01:03:59Right near Gramsville Field
01:04:00Oh isn't that
01:04:01Isn't that out of the way?
01:04:03Yeah but aren't you stopping there anyway
01:04:05To spread your aunt's ashes?
01:04:07We're kind of pressed for time
01:04:08Yeah we thought we'd just
01:04:09Put her in the family plot
01:04:10Back in Omaha
01:04:12You can't do that
01:04:13Ida wanted her ashes
01:04:15Scattered at the field
01:04:16Yeah I know
01:04:17But that's kind of crazy
01:04:18Don't you think?
01:04:20It doesn't matter
01:04:21She was an amazing woman
01:04:23You should respect her wishes
01:04:27We should get going
01:04:28Yeah
01:04:29Hey if you don't have time to do it
01:04:31I will
01:04:32You know you're not families
01:04:33I think that would be inappropriate
01:04:36Look you're taking her pearls
01:04:38The least you can do
01:04:39Is honor her wishes
01:04:40Okay at the risk of being bitchy
01:04:42This is none of your business
01:04:43So could you please just drop it?
01:04:45Fine
01:04:46And for what it's worth
01:04:46You passed bitchy ten minutes ago
01:04:50Carter get the iron
01:04:51I want to get out of here
01:04:57Wait
01:04:58You'll never find it
01:05:00I'll get it for you
01:05:36By the way I'm staying at Ida's house for a while
01:05:38Since you know my house is a pile of rubble
01:05:40Oh that's so sad
01:05:42You've got a week
01:05:47Here you go
01:05:48Thanks
01:05:53Just put it in the cup holder
01:06:02Excuse me
01:06:03Are you Al's wife?
01:06:05I'm Gabrielle Lang
01:06:06You're the mayor's wife
01:06:07Of course I recognize you
01:06:09So
01:06:10I was shocked to hear about Al
01:06:13I can't remember the last time I was so devastated
01:06:17Didn't you just bury your husband yesterday?
01:06:20That sucked too
01:06:23So what happened to Al?
01:06:27He was driving home
01:06:29Trying to beat the storm
01:06:31And he ran into it down our line
01:06:33And his car burst into flames
01:06:35Oh sweetie
01:06:36Don't
01:06:38I want you to remember Al like I do
01:06:40At his desk
01:06:42With a big smile on his face
01:06:45Surrounded by all his files
01:06:50By the way where are those files?
01:06:52I cleared out his office
01:06:54Oh I bet that was hard
01:06:58So where'd you put them?
01:07:00In the garage
01:07:01Which is?
01:07:03In the back
01:07:07Well look at me
01:07:09Monopolizing the widow
01:07:10You go mingle
01:07:11I'm gonna get you a crack
01:07:19Oh
01:07:24I'm gonna get you a crack
01:07:26Oh
01:07:27Oh
01:07:28Oh
01:07:29Oh
01:07:32Oh
01:07:39Oh
01:07:40Oh
01:07:41Oh
01:07:43Oh
01:07:43Oh
01:07:45Oh
01:07:45Oh
01:08:11Why, God, why do people have to?
01:08:23Oh, thank you so much for letting us take over your dining room.
01:08:27Please, thank you for making us dinner.
01:08:29Oh, you will be setting up dessert later.
01:08:31Oh, sure. Just leave your trays in the hall when you're ready.
01:08:42Puff pastry.
01:08:45Well, here's a nice 12-year-old scotch to wash that down with.
01:08:48Look, it's nice of you to invite me for dinner,
01:08:51but if you're hoping to change my mind about doing your roof,
01:08:54I'm just, I'm really not up to it.
01:08:55No, no, no, Walter.
01:08:58We just heard about your situation
01:09:00and thought you could use a little company, that's all.
01:09:03Yes, and a nice home-cooked meal.
01:09:05Trust me, there are absolutely no tricks up our sleeve.
01:09:09Uh, I noticed there are four place settings.
01:09:11Is somebody joining us?
01:09:12All right, I'm here.
01:09:14What was so important?
01:09:21What's going on?
01:09:23I'm moving out.
01:09:24It's a little weird staying in the guest room with my own house.
01:09:27But I thought you and Mom were trying to work stuff out.
01:09:31We are.
01:09:32It's just your mom thought it might be easier
01:09:35if we gave ourselves a little distance.
01:09:37Well, then why doesn't she move out?
01:09:40Dylan.
01:09:40I'm serious.
01:09:42You can't leave me here alone with her.
01:09:44I'll go crazy.
01:09:45Hey, come on.
01:09:46We're going to see each other all the time.
01:09:49Why does she always have to win?
01:09:51Why does she always have to win?
01:10:16Yeah, I'm thinking of starting my trip in Paris.
01:10:18Todd and I talked about going there,
01:10:20but now I'm thinking of doing it myself.
01:10:23Walter recently split up with his life partner, Todd.
01:10:26They were gay.
01:10:27Small world, huh?
01:10:29How is it small exactly?
01:10:31Andrew is also an out and proud homosexual.
01:10:35He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it.
01:10:39Since when?
01:10:40You know what else you two have in common?
01:10:42A love of boots.
01:10:43Andrew has some beautiful boots.
01:10:45Oh, I can only imagine the fun you two would have in a boot shop.
01:10:53Um, Mom, I'm going to take these bowls to the kitchen.
01:10:56Oh, thanks, Sierra.
01:10:58With you.
01:11:02What are you doing?
01:11:03I'm just trying to stay out of the way of all those sparks that are flying.
01:11:07Sparks?
01:11:08The man's twice my age.
01:11:09Yes, but he's also, he's got a great sense of...
01:11:16Okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?
01:11:20Oh, my God.
01:11:21And poor Walter just had his heart broken.
01:11:23So if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed, then...
01:11:27You're pimping me out for a new roof?
01:11:29And windows.
01:11:31And I am not pimping you out.
01:11:33I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man who happens to be an excellent roofer.
01:11:38Look, if by kindness you mean sex...
01:11:41I want your mouth.
01:11:42I would never suggest that.
01:11:43You can raise a man's hoops without satisfying them.
01:11:47I've done it all my life.
01:11:49Andrew.
01:11:50I have got to get back into my house.
01:11:53And you're my only hope.
01:11:57Fine.
01:11:58For you, I will flirt, I will flatter, and I will charm.
01:12:03Bless you.
01:12:04But in exchange, I expect a 60-inch flat screen TV.
01:12:10Fine.
01:12:11And if you can get him to come in on time and under budget, I'll throw in surround sound.
01:12:23No.
01:12:25That Walter guy needs to stay miserable, because if he's not, he'll fix her roof, and then she'll leave us.
01:12:30Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever, and she'll still be here another week or two.
01:12:34That is not enough time.
01:12:35She just started stenciling the kitchen, and I didn't want to tell you this, but there is talk of an
01:12:40herb garden.
01:12:42I've got to stop.
01:12:44How?
01:12:45I don't know, but I've had a taste of ironed pillowcases, and I am not going back.
01:12:53Oh, Walter, you got a little...
01:12:56Right there.
01:12:58Yeah.
01:13:00Hey, everybody.
01:13:01I'm sorry to interrupt, but the smell of that apple pie just made my mouth water.
01:13:06We'll say no more.
01:13:07One slice, coming right up.
01:13:08Susan Delfino, this is Walter Beerlich.
01:13:11This is Susan's house.
01:13:12She's kind enough to take us in.
01:13:14Hi.
01:13:14How are you?
01:13:15All righty.
01:13:15Here you go.
01:13:16Thanks.
01:13:23Oh, you're going to eat that beer?
01:13:25Oh, and just can visit for a while.
01:13:28So, Andrew, we miss you around here, but I bet you love having your own place.
01:13:33Uh, yeah.
01:13:34It's cool.
01:13:37Of course.
01:13:38It does get lonely.
01:13:39It'd be nice to have someone stop by once in a while.
01:13:42Oh, well, you'll reel somebody in.
01:13:44You always do.
01:13:46You should have seen his last boyfriend, Justin.
01:13:48Huh.
01:13:49He was so hot.
01:13:50You really had a thing for the young, ripped muscle boys, huh?
01:13:55Um, he did at one time, but Andrew's outgrown that.
01:14:00He realized the folly of being so shallow.
01:14:03Exactly.
01:14:03And now, um, his tastes have gone to the more mature culture types, like, uh, Walter here.
01:14:13Oh, this is a fix-up?
01:14:15Well, I just, it never would have occurred to me, you know, because of the vast age difference.
01:14:23But, hell, why not?
01:14:25Life is short.
01:14:26Certainly shorter for Walter.
01:14:29Susan.
01:14:29Oh, no, don't get me wrong.
01:14:31I mean, I think it's great.
01:14:32You should grab love wherever you can find it.
01:14:35Who cares if your friends think that you're paying for it?
01:14:38Ah, so, why don't you take this piece of pie upstairs to Julie?
01:14:41No, she's right.
01:14:42That's exactly what my friends would think.
01:14:43Well, then you need new friends.
01:14:46Hey, listen, you know what?
01:14:46You seem like a nice guy, and it would be great to parade you in front of my ex, but,
01:14:50uh, then I'd be using you.
01:14:52What?
01:14:52He doesn't mind?
01:14:53No.
01:14:55Parade me.
01:14:57He's got a mesh tank top that would bring your ex to tears.
01:15:02Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds, you know, I'm just not ready to date, so.
01:15:13Well, I guess I'll just bring this pie up to Julie.
01:15:19You.
01:15:21Sit.
01:15:35So, is someone meeting us here or what?
01:15:37Well, here's the thing.
01:15:38I called the general manager to ask if we could scatter the ashes here, and he said, absolutely not.
01:15:45So, how are we getting in?
01:15:48Oh, my dad.
01:15:49Hey, you've abetted.
01:15:50Might as well aid.
01:15:59Leave us.
01:16:11Okay, I know that it sounds selfish, but I did what I did because I want you to stay.
01:16:17Why?
01:16:18I thought you'd want your house back.
01:16:19Well, yeah, sure.
01:16:21Someday.
01:16:23Right now, I just love having you take care of me.
01:16:25All the cooking and the cleaning and the alphabetizing.
01:16:32It's helping me feel like I'm not just about to fall apart.
01:16:37Oh, sweetie, you're okay.
01:16:39No.
01:16:41I'm pregnant, and my husband's in rehab,
01:16:46and the only reason I seem sane is because you were here,
01:16:50making my house feel like a home.
01:17:01This is a conversation that could benefit from some homemade chocolate chip cookies.
01:17:07Can I have milk, too?
01:17:10I'll be right back.
01:17:22Do you maybe want to say something first?
01:17:24Oh, uh, yeah, I guess so.
01:17:31Do not stand at my grave and weep.
01:17:35I'm not there.
01:17:37I do not sleep.
01:17:38I am the thousand winds that blow.
01:17:40I am the diamond glints of snow.
01:17:45I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
01:17:50I am the gentle autumn's rain.
01:17:56Do not stand at my grave and cry.
01:18:00If I am not there, I did not die.
01:18:05That was lovely.
01:18:11Let's dump her.
01:18:12And try not to stand downwind.
01:18:14She played third base, right?
01:18:15Right.
01:18:18Oh, my goodness.
01:18:22Wait, uh, sorry, shortstop.
01:18:25Oh, yeah.
01:18:31You know, it was third.
01:18:33Damn it, Karen, I'm running out of Ida.
01:18:44Okay, don't move.
01:18:46Stay right where you are and show me your hands.
01:18:50Okay, split up and I'll meet you back at the car.
01:18:53Go.
01:18:55Hey, hey, right there.
01:18:59Lady, we're back here.
01:19:06Run, Jane, don't run.
01:19:07Just grab her.
01:19:08Right, stop, right.
01:19:12Come on.
01:19:13Come on.
01:19:22So when I finally came clean,
01:19:24his wife told me she shredded anything
01:19:25that had to do with offshore accounts.
01:19:28She was protecting Al.
01:19:32So we're broke.
01:19:35I'm so sorry, honey.
01:19:38I know this is bad, but we have each other.
01:19:41We'll get married again and everything will be fine.
01:19:45For rich or for poor, right?
01:19:52In sickness and in health.
01:19:56The whole nine yards.
01:20:06I'm going to go down to the cafeteria
01:20:07and get us a couple of ginger ales
01:20:09to toast our future.
01:20:12Hey, doctor.
01:20:13He's looking better and better every day.
01:20:16Keep up the good work.
01:20:22You haven't told her yet, have you?
01:20:24I'm working on it.
01:20:27Carlos, I know you're scared,
01:20:29but give her some credit.
01:20:31She's not going to leave you
01:20:32because you lost your sight.
01:20:37You don't know, Gabby.
01:20:48Thank God those cops let us off with a warning.
01:20:51I was this close to my third strike.
01:20:56I'm just glad we gave Ida what she wanted.
01:20:59It's a beautiful thing you did.
01:21:02Then why don't I feel better?
01:21:05I don't know.
01:21:06Why don't you?
01:21:07Because it wasn't enough.
01:21:09Not compared with what she did for me.
01:21:12She saved my kids.
01:21:15She's this amazing woman
01:21:17and I never bothered to get to know her.
01:21:18So, yeah, I sprinkled her ashes,
01:21:21but it would have been nice to do something
01:21:22before she was ashes.
01:21:26That's a lesson we all got to learn over and over.
01:21:29Appreciate people while we still got them.
01:21:31Yep.
01:21:39Third strike.
01:21:40What were the first two?
01:21:43It's a long story.
01:21:44That requires a pitcher of beer and a dark bar.
01:21:48I got time for that.
01:22:03What are you still doing here?
01:22:05I thought you found a motel room.
01:22:08I did.
01:22:10But I wanted to set something straight before I go.
01:22:14I'm not leaving because you want me to.
01:22:17I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you.
01:22:21Oh, is that how we're going to play this?
01:22:24Fine.
01:22:24Whatever.
01:22:25You're leaving me.
01:22:26I am.
01:22:27Here's why.
01:22:30You blamed what happened on your ex-husband.
01:22:33And I believed you.
01:22:35You told me it was all his fault.
01:22:37And now I find out it was yours.
01:22:43We're about even in the betrayal department now.
01:22:47In fact, I think you win.
01:22:52I think you win.
01:23:11I hope you found me out.
01:23:11Then I'll be right back now.
01:23:12Oh, yes.
01:23:12I've got none to do this.
01:23:13Thanks.
01:23:13Do you see me?
01:23:13Yeah.
01:23:15Oh, yes.
01:23:16Okay.
01:23:16Okay.
01:23:27It had been seven days since a tornado devastated Wisteria Lane, and the residents continued
01:23:36to pick up the pieces of their lives.
01:23:40Some salvaged precious friendships.
01:23:44Some uncovered colorful histories.
01:23:50Others found challenges they hadn't expected.
01:24:00And then, there was one girl who stumbled upon the truth she'd long been searching for.
01:24:16Only to wish she hadn't.
01:24:19I don't know.
01:24:20I don't know.
01:24:21I don't know.
01:24:24I don't know.
01:24:26I don't know.
01:24:28I don't know.
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