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The Death of Superman (Not really)
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00:00all been wronged by the same man. We have. We all seek the same redress. We do. We agree
00:09to work together to achieve our ultimate goal. We will. Speak your names. Toyman. Livewire.
00:22Weather Wizard. Kalibak. Metallo. Obviously they couldn't get Lori Petty to do more voice work again.
00:38Speak the word and seal the pact. Revenge.
00:56You said he'd come. A matter of time. He's unaccountable of this dump. The cops seem fond of it too.
01:09Toyman, isn't that thing ready yet? Just finishing up.
01:20Everybody down. Move. What's going on? Get out of the way.
01:26Nice. I'm sensing something's moving through the local air mass. Heading this way fast.
01:31The rat's taking the cheese. You ready, Toyman? Bet. This'll be fun.
01:39Uh-oh. Wrong rat.
01:46Watch out for Iron Giant. Those dogs are no joke.
01:49Copy that. I'm only a few minutes away. Be careful. This is obviously an ambush.
01:54Those guys travel in bunches. Maybe we should call this off.
01:57Excellent advice.
02:03Incoming.
02:11Incoming.
02:11Can you go in one series where you're not taken out by ice?
02:18Every time the Flash goes and runs, he gets tripped up by ice.
02:25I'm not.
02:33Wendie.
02:34I gathered.
02:42There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.
02:46She is a god.
02:51Our next priority is to get rid of Metallo.
02:54I got an idea. Hang on.
02:59John, make yourself scarce!
03:06Looks like Supes is going to miss the party.
03:10Since he can't fly and he doesn't have super speed or whatever, teleportation.
03:17He's just a robot.
03:19So, he's going to have to jack a car or something to get back here.
03:28Give us some more cover. The Amazon's mine.
03:36Run!
03:37Get off!
03:38Run!
03:39Run!
03:40Run!
03:46Run!
03:48Run!
03:50Run!
03:51Run!
03:53Run!
04:06Maybe you should get a strap for this.
04:14That all you got?
04:16Not quite.
04:22Impressive, little man.
04:24If you stand down right now, I'll let you live to tell the story.
04:29Batman never stands down.
04:38I just flattened Wonder Woman.
04:40You really think you can beat me?
04:42I'm not trying to beat you.
04:44I'm trying to stall you.
04:45Stall me?
04:46For what?
04:48Superman.
04:50The Big Blue himself.
04:59For what it's worth, I don't think you could have taken Batman either.
05:03Rain, rain, go away.
05:05Little Johnny wants to play.
05:36Give it up, toy man.
05:37You'll never hit me with that thing.
05:39Maybe not.
05:40But what about your friends?
05:47No!
06:00Superman, go bye-bye.
06:10He's still very much alive.
06:12Trust me.
06:13And I'm going to tell you why.
06:28He's still very much alive.
06:29Stay back.
06:30It's full of acid.
06:35Do I look like I'm playing games?
06:38What are you going to do to me?
06:40I'm going to punch a hole in your head.
06:43We don't do that to our enemies.
06:45Speak for yourself.
06:47I'm trying to speak for Superman.
06:52Superman.
07:08Guess what?
07:09He's still alive because we've seen him as an older man in Batman Beyond.
07:19It's more than 35 years after this.
07:24It's set more than 35 years after this.
07:27So, clearly he doesn't die here.
07:34This is Snapper Carr, returning to our continuing coverage of the death of Superman.
07:39I'm here at First Metropolis Cathedral, where just hours from now, services will be held
07:43for the world's greatest hero.
07:45In addition to friends, colleagues, and loved ones, heads of state from over 400 countries
07:50are expected to attend today.
07:52In the streets of Metropolis, as in cities all over the world, thousands have gathered
07:57to pay their last respects to the Man of Steel.
08:00Our all-day live coverage will conclude following Superman's ceremonial interment later this evening.
08:06Afterwards, our panel of commentators and pundits will debate the question on everyone's
08:10lips.
08:11Without Superman, can there be a Justice League?
08:14Our coverage of the death of Superman will continue.
08:18I must admit, I'm also concerned about the League's future.
08:22Never expected to hear that kind of talk from you, Jean.
08:25How many battles did we win simply because he was there?
08:29Yeah.
08:30I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back.
08:35Now all I've got is his example.
08:37And that's going to have to be enough.
09:02What is it, Alfred?
09:04I'm afraid it's time, Master Bruce.
09:06I'm not going to the funeral.
09:08Why?
09:09Because he's not dead.
09:15What tipped me off was the lack of evidence.
09:17Sir?
09:19I brought all this from the crime scene.
09:21And I've examined it every way I know how.
09:24And you found?
09:25Absolutely nothing.
09:27No scorching, no residue, no radiation.
09:29Objects were here, then they were gone.
09:31I'm afraid I don't understand.
09:33Matter can't be created or destroyed.
09:36Just changed from one form into another.
09:38As you say, sir.
09:39I believe I heard something about that when I attended grammar school.
09:42So, unless the law of conservation of mass has been repealed, there's still hope.
09:47That's wonderful news, Master Bruce.
09:51So, Superman was just moved elsewhere.
09:55Nevertheless, don't you think you should make an appearance?
09:58What for?
09:59I've got work to do.
10:16Batman hasn't arrived.
10:18Have you spoken with him?
10:19He's still not answering calls.
10:21He doesn't handle laws very well.
10:28C.
10:29I can.
10:35Luthor, how dare you show your face here?
10:38Lois, I...
10:40You've come to gloat.
10:42You've tried to get rid of him for years.
10:44Are you happy now?
10:46Isn't this what you've always wanted?
10:47I hate you.
10:49I hate you.
10:55Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him too.
11:00Really?
11:03Yes.
11:06Yes.
11:07sorrow and loss we share a precious gift we are all of us privileged to live a life that has
11:15been
11:15touched by superman the man of steel possessed many extraordinary gifts and he shared them with
11:22us freely none of these gifts were more remarkable than his ability to discern what needed to be done
11:30and his unfailing courage in doing it whatever the personal cost let us all strive to accept his
11:38gift and pass it along as an ongoing tribute to cal l of krypton the immigrant from the stars
11:45who taught us all how to be heroes
12:09and superman holds a grenade in his hands like this so it blows and he doesn't even move and i
12:16say are you all right and he says this is the best part he says fine and you
12:39perhaps this isn't the best time but we need to consider replenishing our forces
12:44a new member who aquaman maybe metamorpho is supergirl old enough yes yes and yes
12:52before we look outside we should start with family batman this is diana go ahead we're discussing
13:00the future of the justice league we're hoping you'll make it official and become a full-time
13:04member i'm busy batman out yeah aquaman could definitely pick up batman slack in the pompous
13:11jerk department he's grieving give him time
13:26what's with all the long faces just as dweebs it's like a wake in here lighten up the answer to
13:33all your
13:33problems has arrived since we're going to be working together you can call me lobo
13:39you are we're actually going to call you an ambulance and the justice league
13:44is done beating the crap out of you
13:47not welcome here this is a private gathering yeah yeah superman kicked the bucket that's why i'm here
13:54i don't know you but i'm pretty sure i don't like you good instinct his name's lobo he's a low
14:00-life
14:00bounty hunter the main man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe you could ask
14:06superman if he weren't busy pushing up daisies hey don't talk about him like that superman was our
14:11friend mine too i saved his life once you know that's not how he told the story whatever the point
14:18is superman fit the big one and the main man's here to take his place you're no superman the ladies
14:28say different stay down on the contrary get up and leave the justice league does not require your
14:41services at this or any other time now i get it you clowns don't think the main man is tough
14:47enough
14:48to join your little girl scout troop easy mistake to fix you want an audition come on ladies let's dance
15:01without batman and superman this is what the justice league is doing
15:07tom floory
15:13another dead end i'm beginning to wonder if i might be wrong
15:19i've got some things to say i should have said them when you were here but
15:24despite our differences i have nothing but respect for you i hope you knew
15:31know that you showed me that justice doesn't always have to come from the darkness i'll miss
15:40what did you always call it clark the never-ending battle
16:02this is hopeless we may as well be throwing candy corn at them so what do you want to do
16:07give them the city
16:13you think your pitiful human prison can hold me
16:18this looks like a job for superman but i don't think he's coming
16:33one of the two goats is still with us
16:37the
16:47the
16:47the
16:47the
16:47the
16:48the
16:49the
16:49Oh, my God.
17:39Too bad, he was kind of cute.
17:45Come on, Green Long John, let me out of here so I can go upside your head!
17:57Remember to look both ways before you cross me!
18:04You talk too much.
18:12You want to settle down now?
18:14Please say no.
18:18I got it!
18:20Woohoo!
18:25Alright, that's it!
18:33I'm okay!
18:36Alright already.
18:37Guess I'll let y'all stay on the team with me.
18:39But I'm the leader!
18:40Ow!
18:42The Justice League is about more than physical power.
18:45It's about ideals, caring, helping.
18:47Buy me a ticket to Pukesville.
18:50Alright, alright!
18:52Say what you want, but the Justice League needs the main man.
18:56He might be right.
18:57Metropolis is under siege.
18:59Following a mass jailbreak, dozens of supervillains are running amok downtown.
19:03Apparently in celebration of the recent loss of-
19:06You ain't gonna be sorry you brought the main man!
19:09Right.
19:10Like we were gonna leave you alone in the Watchtown.
19:12But long as I'm here, I get to bust heads!
19:15You will do precisely as we instruct.
19:18No more, no less.
19:20Sure thing.
19:21Finders keepers on any bounties, right?
19:23You need to be quiet now.
19:29Get your own money.
19:31There's plenty.
19:41Guess that was a little too much to hope for.
20:07I love, I love Marshmere Hunter.
20:10I have to laugh at the cutoff.
20:15Hey, headhead!
20:17What a piece of me!
20:25Wuss.
20:28I'm going to grind you into paste!
20:31Awful brave talk for a dead man.
20:33I'm not dead yet!
20:35You're right. My watch is about 10 seconds fast.
20:54I'm not dead yet!
20:59I'm not dead yet!
21:01I'm not dead yet!
21:03I'm not dead yet!
21:07I'm not dead yet!
21:07I'm not dead yet!
21:08Does that account for everyone?
21:12Say it! Say it!
21:15Uncle!
21:20He made of say uncle.
21:22I can't hear you!
21:27He's beaten!
21:29Put the car down!
21:34I was gonna.
21:37Pretty good, huh?
21:38When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?
21:56I'm not dead yet!
21:58I'm dead yet!
21:59I'm dead yet!
22:00I'm dead yet!
22:00I'm dead yet!
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