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00:05अज्सक्त के लाइट प्याख प्यावाब बाइब कता।
00:08वाइट अजिए यो दो अजिए आपको लुई लुईने, प्लीस कि गीजग लग लग्सक्ती पॉफर में थे भाइट नामच्त रहांच्ट
00:27हो प्यार्ण से अजिए जरोग जरोग आगा हुआ है
00:35वह बवस्ताव है
00:38जए जले वह है है
00:39हम आफे निया चार रखेंग
00:40जहांग प्यार जिए रखेंगा, कामा मैं प्रुड़
00:43जिए है
00:46.
00:47Before we begin the show actually let's do one thing that I did not do last season
00:49and I regretted it.
00:53.
00:53.
00:53.
00:58Welcome to the first episode of India's Got Late in season 2.
01:04.
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:06.
01:08You gonna do better than that.
01:10Are we ready to start the show?
01:12.
01:14.
01:14We have amazing panelists for you, let's introduce one after the other.
01:18The first panelist is my very good friend.
01:21You will have seen them in my every tour, my world tour, my Latent,
01:25in all places except with your children.
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Balraj Ghai!
01:36Give it up for Aashi Solange!
01:41Give it up for Sharwari!
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far.
01:52This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career.
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhart!
02:17Let's go!
02:23I can't believe it, man. So, what panel has been made here?
02:29How are you feeling, Alia Ji? Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
02:33Hi.
02:36No, no, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this?
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40I have a bottle of water.
02:42Okay, you don't drink this in our normal people's water.
02:45Which water is Amira's water?
02:47There are special electrolytes so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid?
02:52They love you. Come on, don't you love Alia Bhart!
02:56Thank you.
02:57Thank you.
02:58By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar, the protein drink that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings.
03:07What's the other one?
03:09What's this?
03:10What's this?
03:11What's this?
03:11What's this?
03:11What's this?
03:11What's this?
03:11What's this?
03:12What's this?
03:13What's this?
03:15Sorry, sorry.
03:19I'm coming in the flow, man.
03:21Okay.
03:22So, you can drink this Avatar drink if you have to lose your mood.
03:28So, Alia Ji, first of all, I can't believe you're here.
03:31Genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kinda regretting it right now.
03:35I've also kept seeing the Jigra and regret it.
03:43At least you've seen the picture.
03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
03:46Yeah, of course.
03:47I regret so many things in life.
03:49And...
03:49But genuinely, Alia Ji, it's like...
03:52I am so nervous sitting next to you.
03:53Genuinely, yeah.
03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
03:57And...
04:01Of you also.
04:02Of course, of you also.
04:03But, yeah.
04:04Alia Ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made 5,000-6,000 euros.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10You have so many national awards.
04:11Best Actress Award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:17Why the fuck are you here?
04:20Why the fuck are you here?
04:22Why the fuck are you here?
04:23Why the fuck are you here?
04:28Why the fuck are you here?
04:28No, no.
04:29Genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity.
04:34And be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Wow.
04:46Oh, damn.
04:47Alia Ji, here's funny.
04:49What happened with Zakir Bhai?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
04:57Oh.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:02Can we have a round of applause for Alia Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari.
05:09I have to open this.
05:11What is this?
05:14Sharwari ji,
05:15tell us something about you.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:18Who are you, man?
05:25Please tell me.
05:26I have written your name as Alia plus one.
05:32I have written your name as Alia plus one.
05:33You know, everyone seems to be open for the panel.
05:37You can also come here.
05:44Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming.
05:45Genuinely.
05:46Thank you, thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much.
05:48Thank you so much for coming.
05:50Have you seen Latent?
05:53In clips and parts, news channels.
06:04All right, and of course, Solanki bhai.
06:06Thank you so much for coming.
06:07Again.
06:08Samai, honestly, I want to say something.
06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year.
06:12I have missed this show more than my kids.
06:14You never miss your kids.
06:15Come on.
06:15What the fuck?
06:17Perso, his phone locked for two hours.
06:19Because his password was on his date of date.
06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world.
06:27Isn't his wife here?
06:29Yeah, imagine.
06:30No one with the kids.
06:36Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?
06:38No, I pass no judgment.
06:40I feel you do you and they do them.
06:42That's so sweet.
06:42And then everyone lives and learns.
06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
06:46Then you won't have a show.
06:54So, are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on, guys.
07:04Come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:38मैं तेरे पिछे, बंबे
07:43मैं तेरे पीछे, बहुधे
07:52मैं तेरे पीछे, बहुधे
08:00Mumbai यहाँ टाइम कहा
08:04बनानी है सब को पैचान मेशा
08:07पेंचनर बाडे के रेंचन बाई बसकर
08:10अरे बाड़ा पावका
08:11I got the whole world on my feet
08:13You better be watching after me
08:16देगो, देगो, देगो, देगो, आई मेरी काली पिली
08:24पीछे, बांबे, मेरे पीछे, बांबे
08:29पीछे, बांबे, देरे पीछे, पीछे, पीछे, बागो, पीछे
08:40And I thought Jigra was bad.
08:43That was not bad.
08:45Can you sing a line?
08:47Yeah.
08:47Sing.
08:49Peechhe, Bombay Police, मेरे, Peechhe, Bombay Police
08:54Baaghu, मैं आगे, मेरे, Peechhe, Bombay Police
09:00Maharashtra, Cyber है, मेरे, Peechhe, Cyber
09:08Why would you beat me?
09:13Please control yourself.
09:16No, no, but genuinely it was very bad, this was so bad.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:20But you have a lovely voice, why don't you sing a nice song?
09:24Can you teach me quickly, if I want to sing?
09:26Can you teach me Sarega, Maapadha, Nisa?
09:28I teach it in Doremi.
09:30Do, Sa, Baai
09:33Sarega, Ma, Pa
09:36Ma, Pa, Ma, Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum
09:38Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum, Baai
09:46You really have a good voice.
09:47Thank you.
09:48You said you've just moved to Bombay.
09:50No, I'm trying to move to Bombay.
09:52Oh, you've not moved yet, so where are you from?
09:53I'm from Delhi, okay
09:55वहाँ गाया होगा, किसने बोड़ा, आप मुंबाई जा सकते हैं
10:00आपको मुंबाई जाना होगा
10:04आपको जाना ही पड़ेगा
10:05आपको जाना ही पड़ेगा
10:07असाम पे कुछ लिखा यपने असाम
10:08मैं किसी पे लिखा
10:10असाम पे कुछ गवाटी पर कुछ
10:12नहीं?
10:13नहीं
10:14Sorry
10:14What's your favorite state, Alia?
10:18State of silence now
10:20Alia, what happened here?
10:21I was thinking
10:23Were you thinking which is your favorite state?
10:25We have asked favorite state, not who's the president of India
10:32वो पूच्रिये कौन है अभी?
10:36But do you actually know?
10:38रौपधी मुर्मु नहीं
10:41She gave me my national award
10:43Huh?
10:43Oh wow
10:44क्या बाते, उनसे आफार हटादो नहारा एक
10:50I read something very interesting
10:52is that you have a sunflower tattoo on your body
10:54and it's facing towards you because you believe that I'm my own sunshine
10:58Yes
10:59Because when you are everybody's cheerleader
11:01तो तुम्हारा cheerleader कोई नहीं होता
11:04That's really nice
11:05You have any tattoos?
11:06I do
11:07I do, but it's faded
11:10What is it?
11:11I'll give you a mic a little bit
11:13Mic
11:16What?
11:18That's the name of the president
11:19I forgot the rest
11:25Your favorite book is Alchemist
11:27Yes
11:28You look like an avid reader
11:30Kind of
11:31It's sarcastic
11:33It's sarcastic
11:34Alchemist
11:34That's not the answer
11:35You've studied Alchemist
11:48You've studied Alchemist
11:50You've studied Alchemist
11:50You've studied Alchemist
12:08It's a great phone
12:09Come on
12:09It's a great phone
12:10You've got a great smile
12:12Thank you
12:12What kind of toothpaste do you choose?
12:14I'll give that to Sunil Palaz
12:45You've seen the show on Kapil Sharma
12:46No
12:51You're telling personality
12:53Yeah
12:55That's a good one
12:55You get me girl
12:56Oh shit
12:57Really
13:01You've only heard all English
13:02not in English
13:04You just study math?
13:06So don't you think you stopning a class?
13:10A, B, C, X, Y, Z
13:12You can do math
13:15So you said it's mental math
13:17What Caleb
13:19How did she do so?
13:21वो मेम्स नहीं देंगे, मेंटल मैंपारा और एक पंजाबी बज्जाए से करते है
13:30वो बलराज का वेटा ये वो
13:36पापा कितने महीने से घर नहीं आए
13:47तो सुहासनी जी अब याप यहाँ पर कब तक हो
13:50हो मुंबे में में हुं पांटसात दिन
13:52पांकसाद दिन एंb
13:54यैए जाए इंगे टमीटिन और विए
13:58इन में विगै कोशिष तो चल रही हिए पांसाद इन एंस पर इनगोड़ बडियर
14:04कर दो आपके बस नमबर दो यह कोई भाना मराठी ब्रोकर बहुत के लाए निचे तो बातरूम बेन मिलता है
14:1150,000 रुपिस में रुपिस है पर आगर आपको 50,000 रुपिस के निचे कुछ चाहिए, then you are to
14:18buy the AI
14:19plus NOAA phone, very cheap, very cheap, 12,000 only, बहुच अच्या गर्ले, बहुत अच्छा है बहुत अच्छा है बहुत
14:26अस्टा है और इसे भी सथा कुछ है वह और एहाँ पर
14:29the most cheapest and that one don't get me wrong cheapest.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery anything and the quickest of course, but the cheapest also cheap
14:40is the cheapest.
14:41It's really cheap, so Swasine-ji , music joke for you. I hope like your music you find A-flat.
14:48oh
14:50yeah, come on
14:53I'll give you a thousand euros
14:54I'll ask you for me
14:57I'll give you a thousand euros
15:00that reminds me
15:03that actually reminds me
15:04that for the season 2
15:07of Latent we have decided
15:08to do something very nice, very charitable
15:10do we have the badges here?
15:12Salaam Bombay badges
15:14तो जो भी आप लोग ंप गर पर देख रहे हो
15:16you can, there's a link in the description
15:18as well as a QR-Code
15:20लेम दालेंगे निचे for like some time here
15:22तो आप डोनेट कर सकते हो
15:24it will be going to a good cause to help slum kids
15:26reach their dreams and hopefully
15:28make the world a more equal place for them
15:30so Salaam Bombay के लिए
15:31this episode.
15:32All the Superchat.
15:35Okay then.
15:36So now
15:38Suhasan ichi, genuinely you had a great voice
15:40hopefully you get a flat, you get everything that you want
15:42and in five days let's see so it's time to score suhasini now okay so for your singing i give
15:50you a
15:5110 but your writing are minus three okay so i give you my score to you is seven
15:59eight yeah i think you have a beautiful voice and you must continue singing and you must continue
16:05emitting all that sunshine oh philipine ko hate kasey athaya and chodh kithana unfair world
16:11is peh gali dekhna alia abad koi badhegi comment
16:17okay sharwari ji sharwari ji nne bhi the eight solanki eight uh six six six two gana zara
16:25two ones are true
16:31uh so please don't ever lose that hope i've given you 7.5 please keep going 7.5 by shankar
16:37so that makes you average
16:52i am not average of course no of course not you are below average
16:55so uh that makes your average jokes apart that makes your average seven
17:07i am positive it's gonna be nice no but you're very very good yeah thank you so much for
17:15coming out suhasini ji can we have a louder round of applause for suhasini come on come on
17:23suhasini ji they don't do your heart
17:25you have five days to find a flat you need some energy please take this
17:30yes actually yeah unless you want this
17:44thank you so much yeah you were so sweet yeah suhasini ji
17:48so make some knocks for sukrut dio poetry shairi and humor let's see
17:56oh
18:07it's my age button coming
18:19so my boy i love you i love you too love much love piaar
18:25paris abse muzha bhot piaar thai kyunki kyunki khubshurat thi aise wo ke uski labo per mithasthi
18:38uska sahad agar milia puuri dunia bakwaasti kya watha kawaka
18:44आखो में काजल होटों पे गुलाव उसका नशा था ऐसे के फीकी हर शराव
18:54दिल लगाया हमने उससे हर पल हर घड़ी उसने भी प्यार कर लिया यारों हमसे अपनी भी निकल पड़ी
19:05याद है हमें याद है हमें हर नुकड गली और महला जो उसके चक्कर में हमने ना पा था
19:12याद है हमें हर नुकड गली और महला जो उसके चकर में हमने ना पा था
19:18हराम जादी निकली बड़ी सिद्दत से मेरा काटा था
19:23भाई सच में टली तो नहीं है ना भाई
19:25You deserve better.
19:27Time, time, time, time.
19:29You deserve...
19:31Continue नहीं कर सकती.
19:32आपका time हो गया, जार.
19:34एक सेकिन्ड,
19:36इन्सर की क्या जोबेज रही बुला?
19:37एक बाच सून के बताना जारा.
19:39यह क्या तरीका?
19:41अरे यार, पता लगाने के लिए,
19:42यार पिया के नहीं पिया, जनुनने.
19:45आप अच्टिंग रहे हो ना?
19:47यहाँ
19:47अच्छा
19:48आप तू क्योट
19:49वाँ
19:50इस भी इचिग गया अगर आपको लगा कि मैं सच्छा में पी आँ
19:54शर्वरी जी रेख रहे हैं च्छी अच्छी आप गया होती है
20:00आप दूनो इतने सीजने अच्टर्स हैं
20:02आप रेट करो कि तसमें से अच्टिंग को हिंगी
20:04जो अभी कर रहा है
20:06यहाँ
20:06तू गुद लिए अच्छा
20:10तोड ने रहा है
20:11उसके बीच में आंसर दे रहे
20:12इस अच्छी इंक्रेडिबल
20:13अच्छी अच्छी आप कहां से हो
20:23मैं महाराश्य से
20:25मतलब अमबर नाच
20:26इजर कल लेंड के पास
20:28आपने कोई करी है
20:29मुवी कुछ शॉट फिल्म मैं मुवी ने
20:31मैं मराथी सीरियल से में काम किया है
20:33चोटे-चोटे रोली किया
20:35मैं मराथी थीटर करता हूं
20:43इतनी अच्छी अच्छी बाते कह रहा है
20:45और यहां लिखा है
20:46I get horny
20:47I watch porn
20:50masturbation
20:52अच्छी अच्छी नहीं लिखा था
20:53मैं नहीं आए जा
21:00मैं नहीं आए
21:03मैं
21:03मैं
21:03मैं नशी भी खड़ा हूं
21:04जा रहा हूं भी खड़ा
21:05आए
21:05यह यह भी खड़ा है
21:11वो बोल रहा हूं
21:12मुझे तुम्हारी आउकात पता है
21:14क्या लिख्के चलता है यह जो
21:16नहीं भया इसदो आए
21:17I respect all of you
21:20मजा आए गया भई
21:23वाव यार
21:25वाव
21:28अच्छा आपने लिखा है
21:30I could not control my feelings for Samaya and Bhuvan.
22:00करने जैसा, क्या वाता है?
22:03और जभी समय सर का जभी वो लेटन पहला हो रभन तो बुरा लगा था मुझे, सच्छी में तो इसलिए
22:10मैं रोज जया था था भी
22:12कि मेरे को पाज में खुशी भी हुआ जो भी आपका कमबग हुआ बुवन भाई का था खबर आया और
22:19धिंडोर आया और आपका जब यू सपेशल आया तो उस दिल में दो कौटर मारा चिया आप या वो रात
22:30अपन दो बज़े तक पिया
22:31आप
22:33you know what where's my my phone can bear me chair tira to yada na aai wala
22:45I
22:45I
22:46I
22:47meri pass a phone had just some maybe upgrade karne wala on to AI plus right now it's
22:53has only I I want to do a call of you and one of mine yeah why not say say
22:59thank you
23:00well thank you so much I love you yeah hello boo one bye
23:05I
23:06aapki shakal na dikhri ye kya wan ke wete away
23:09by my dandora 2 shoot karam
23:17yeah
23:19yeah
23:19chalena leak ho ga though
23:23chalega chalega bai I'm so happy you're back I'm so happy that you're also coming up with
23:29season 2 season 2 is bar sabkai a rai bai kwa surat aliya for dindora also
23:34I love you so much bai kao abya
23:39chalo diyan ruko see you soon take care
23:43China
23:44atti
23:45oh shit OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHRII SORRY SORRY MEN OLA BULI GAYA
23:50mniej
23:51mniej
23:51oh
23:52sett beaches
23:55booban pedestr
23:59aap 2
24:00ye ep
24:00इसन इसन के जिसके काल के था भूल या आप लेटन पर यह जो परसेंट लेट्स गो
24:11I love you so much, बाई, अपना दियान अग्ना, I'll see you on late-end soon, take care
24:15ने आप बिफोर फ्कॉर्स जोक सपार, यहां कन्टेस्टन आया है, he is very very emotional fan of you, and he
24:21wanted to say something to you
24:23I love you, okay, okay, मैं अभी भी आपके पुराने एपिसोड देखता हूँ और जो अच्छे clean comedy वाले मम्मी
24:41को भी दिखार रहा हूँ
24:42मैं आपके एपिसोड का बहुत वेट कर रहा हूँ, जल्दी से नया एपिसोड डालो जालो कुछ तो डालो गया आपका
24:51फ्रेश एपिसोड देखने का बहुत जल्दी आ गया, हाँ, थैंक यू और कभी-कभी DMV, चेक कर लिया करो गया
25:06कि अज़ा रहा बहुं बढ़ी रहा वो के डायरी कोल रहा यह किया है
25:12यह आने से पहले लोट इन वर मैंने लेटन के लिए अधर देशन भेजा दा
25:17वह रहा पर वह उन फोर शुनेटली वह श्लेक नहीं हुआ
25:21तो एक मैने सो लिका थाव़ परफॉम करूख थो मिनिट में अगरो ऻीघ तो इसन्दय शिए अप्नी ने
25:36मंच रंग मंच की रोशनि मैं में चमकता जरूरू पर उस चमक के लिए अंधरों से घुजरता जरूरू
25:43श्रव्लिय के मिद बत्रव से जहांगरी निके है, वर जेमें भूटी कोडी निए निए.
25:48श्रव्लिय कज़ब तो पूटी निए.
25:51रंग मन्च रूरो है, रंग मन्च अजूड रहु हमेशाा यह बाद भी तो सोड़ी नही.
25:55हर जगे से हार चुका हूँ फिर भी ठोकरे कम नहीं हर जगे से हार चुका हूँ फिर भी ठोकरे
26:02कम नहीं
26:04जिए जिए जिए इस कलाकार की उमीद को छीनलेटना उस खुर्दा में बिदा मैं
26:08वह ओड़ाइब आपके सारे करेक्टर बेवड़े हैं
26:15नहीं ऐसे कुछ नहीं मैंने बोड़ करेक्टर किये
26:18एक और कोई दूसरा करेक्टर बेवी यह पुष्य हो रहा है
26:21नहीं सेलेक करो तबी नहीं करो नहीं हो आप मिलो के थोड़ी यूल को पॉपलर नहीं हो यार
26:26या अनुद पसे आप वाईले लूने वाली हो
26:29थाएक यू सूमुच मैं
26:34पर यून शरुमा जातो मैं पर यून शरुरी जी की बी ऐसे ही कहानी रही है
26:39यू सेट나리 रही है जो किया और यू मोजल का बेवरी कहानी भीकेश
26:44लू बेवरी कहानी कहता है
26:48यह थो पलती है यह पाती है
26:50मेरा नाम शरुबरी है मैं चार साहर थै
26:55हाना शरुबरी यि यू उस जी आफटे शेर इस चार रहागी है
26:58in this industry yes yes so what advice you have for this guy here honestly
27:04मैं आपसे इंस्पाइरो गयो genuinely I hope कि आप जीते and I'm really inspired
27:09आपने क्या लिखा है और अचली मैं भी अपने काम पे जादा मेनत कुरूंगे आपके बाद बाद बाद बाद बाद
27:17बाद बाद बाद बाद बाद
27:18all right it's time to score Sukrut Dev yes so I have given you a 10 on 10
27:2510 मेरे भाई thank you sir
27:27yeah Alia Ji ने भी आपको दिया 10 शर्वरेज जी ने 10 10 10
27:36Solanki 10 by 10
27:38वे जो बुल रहा है यार क्या सूद को दिल से तो 10 on 10 है यार
27:47मैंने मावल बना जिए बस हो गए जीतना अरना चल जगेगा है कि आपका आपका आपरेज
27:52टिल से 10 शर्वरेज आपने कम दिये ते कुदको कम आपको ऐए यार थीटर भी रहें यार यार नहीं यार
28:05वीट अच्छा है अपने आंट के यार्ट्ने था
28:09ये पहली बार किया ना मैंने इसलिए तुम्हें किती चान करता है
28:13तो भाइक, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Deo?
28:17येस
28:17मैं तो बोल रहो अगली बार बूला ने शुक्रुट करो कि अगर कट बोले तो कट
28:24कट बोर तो शीने मा में होता है ये ये बी सिनमा ही एक तरिके कि
28:31कट
28:32।
28:33ये ये बीस तुकृत दे मतोर सिक करे आदो
28:48कर दो
28:49ये सी
29:00प्रोफूर हो जो हो जए जए आप क्यो को जए प्रोफूर करेंड आपके तो फिलिंस विल्स नेड़ाया थेक नेभी नेरिट
29:07लो जए होच्छा इप निए जएच्छा हो टी कि
29:13एकन्ने यह करें परफोर मोट दिखना है।
29:18एडि लिए अर्फोर में अट्छेश अर्वाएंडि एक्टिंग आउडिल।
29:21एडिन प्रफोर्मस एकन्ने अर्टियोगोर और लिए यूँज।
29:25आजब भाई यार..
29:26वह जब सेहु रहुर हो जाफुर करने कमी रहे.
29:36भाई, जो बीजिए वे थक्र एंडिए जृधां कि बीजिए कर दो कमी अदेखरी है.
29:42तो जो जो उप्लोज़ अदिए एंडेगा है पने को तदेखरी.
29:46भाहि हम एग, लिए जी सितिया?
29:49and put 8888 for him.
29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
29:59You know what?
30:00As I will do something today,
30:03differently from before,
30:04that I will give you an option
30:07to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:12AI plus phone,
30:13तुझा पाई जे का?
30:14बाई, चाल बाई पाई जे.
30:16तुझा बाई, तुझा दिल कितना बड़ा है, भाई?
30:18तुझा करे कुटला फोना है?
30:21अर्णा सुझा, तुझा करे जे.
30:27तुझा बाई, हम्पर प्लीस भाई,
30:28बाई, बाई, लिए गाई.
30:33And I feel कि जो आप ये,
30:35इंडियास गृत लेतन पे हाया हू,
30:37everybody knows how,
30:39the whole world is going to be seeing this,
30:41तुझा तढ़ा इंक,
30:42the next time we see you,
30:43वेद भूछ kamu पोट ने लोगे बर अभी हम ये फोन पी फोने साथ में ये टोले साथ में ले
30:49जालो लेा है
30:52और बाख बर एच
30:57जा बोले
30:58आर slide
31:02बाख ले लेते हैं झाल infrastruktur
31:06321 SMILE
31:08और पुरूज।
31:12समय जूज एक एक एक एक एक पूर्माइब एक पूर्माइब
31:38करना बंद करें, कुछ हिपोक्रिसी है मैं देख रहा हूं समाज में, अनिमल लव को लेकर, कि अनिमल लव में
31:44भी सबको अस्थेटिक वेल्यू चीए, सबको कुट और बिल्ली पालना, कोई भैस नहीं पालना जा रहा हूं, जबकि आप देखो,
31:51भैस is a much better pet, क्योंकि पैट में
32:08क्योंकि तब हॉन बजा लो आप, बो नहीं हिलती है भाई, भैस एटिट्ट्यूड में हाद रहती है
32:23ईहुआ को बोलिगी, पूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरूरू थ्यूट्सके देखो, तुछ ज्चे अभाद है है भैस दो किया वाद है गुट्ट्यूरूरूरू वाई, वीध गचेचेंद्रिपूरूरूरूरू
32:40वाई, वाई वाई आमेजिंग, क्याव holistic है
32:49तो में सब्सक्राइब भाजसान से देनी आपनेे शीटार राजसान में।
32:54अशा इस पाह्त पॉला तव जा लें humor कि एम उऴ बाली को बडूद भाली था还 former means ishow ब
33:03happiness
33:03and never 194
33:05मोझा बन alone in नुट के बीट क्योट एक एक व करने जैन में अभी तक
33:13वे एपिसोड मे हो जो घर की दादी हो जो फेक दिदेती प्रण पूरा अचार घर से बार फेक देती
33:18है
33:19क्योंकि आननदी उसको हाथ लिए होता है
33:21और आनन्दी की जलड़ती है पिरिट्स
33:24तो I saw that episode, I was a child, I was confused, I was confused, I was like,
33:27I will play on the period, so dadi PMS क्यूरती है?
33:36और यहाले लिखा है, I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:40Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually, Bombay I came to the first time, I didn't have a job,
33:45but I wanted to like work in business, I made a little business.
33:48At 13 you started working?
33:49Yeah, I was a lady in my mind.
33:51कि अब बाले का वादू इन्फुल्स
33:55अब भाई आप मिल्लाब अच्छे थे हाँ मैं दिवाली में एक महीना सेल्स में काम के और मैं
34:00बहुत बेच आँ कपने
34:02सोलंकी की एक टिक्ट पेच के दिखा दें
34:09और अप्रवियों बाले की पीडिवार्श थे एक आँ थे इस विवार्श फिए
34:17अप एक।
34:20यह आपक।
34:21आपक।
34:23प्रोटीन के गर्थ
34:25मैं अब खाती हूँ जिसमें बेचिछ
34:29फूद ओ
34:30तो बहुत ख़ना रड़ता होगा ना?
34:33यह आपको 10 grrahm protein कम मिल जाया
34:35बट्ट आप अभी लीजे मठ इसको क्लीज
34:37यूपकि लीजे मृत टोगा
34:39अच्छा क्यों?
34:39यहना क्यों क्यों क्यों बुरमी दोगा
34:41क्यों फरी में क्यों पिर आपका फाइदा किसे होगा?
34:43नहीं, मेरा फ्राइद है ऐसे है कि देखो, अगर ये मैं इसकी बात करूँगा, तो ब्राइड की रील आईगी, तो
34:48मैं कटूँगा ने शो से, तो आप क्या ये ले लो, तो एक वो फोटो आप ही बन जाएगा, और
35:01अगर मैं के दू कि मैं किसी और ब्राइड के साथ और ये प
35:13ये ले आपि फिल्म कि, ये लाइड मुंजिया फिल्म की, ये खिए उखने लेगा बातार से और गला ये निहेरा,
35:21ये मिल्वा फ़्यगा होना में, भाल झाल ये एक व वसलो फ्राइड के अवहां है विल्गा है सम पीवल
35:43Thank you so much Gajandra Bhai for coming.
35:45Thank you for having me.
35:48We have to score, score, score.
35:53I'm gonna give you a 9.
36:049.5 by Alia ji.
36:08Sharwari ji has given it.
36:0910 on 10!
36:13इसे नाइन.
36:13नाइन बाशी सुलंकी.
36:16नाइन.
36:16नाइन बाइड देव शबेल.
36:21इसाइड कर ले यार.
36:22बाइड मेंक्स और आवरेज 9.5.
36:27ते कम लिखा था.
36:28कम लिखा था.
36:30तो नाइन अजा था.
36:35नाइन आइन आट लिखा हुगा.
36:42नाइन!
36:43आप प्रोटीन लेंगे.
36:47वापस मेंच दिया है.
36:51शर्वर यार.
36:52ये मुझिया गलत लेख लेख लेख.
36:55मुझिया का भूत अभी तक मेरे सरे पर मंटा लेख.
36:58मुझिया देके दो बार नुक्सान वा.
37:04All right.
37:05Up next, we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:08Give it up for Donald Trump.
37:10वुवेका मुनूंद.
37:14Are you open-te?
37:22वुवेका मुझान०.
37:24वुवेका मुझान लेख, वुवेका मुझान०.
37:24All right! All right!
37:26Namu-sthe India!
37:28It's nice to meet you guys!
37:30I know you're Samae Rhino.
37:33Lya-a-batt.
37:36Shorabi.
37:37वुश.
37:42है अजज्ग, है भाषीजस।, है स ACL
37:45कि भूलरंगे, हमस्पीजस।
37:51है प्ळूलर्ण। गई Nepal
37:58वह अ किया, है लूब दिए एथ
38:06작 Г FELICE परा घ Ens यह टूबगा है है झाल इसाओ मेरा है परे फर्म हेली यह कोपतीत छूह
38:12फेड जची थे कि इसे फॉप यह तो खूह औच यह जूए पी यह जिख यह जय फ़
38:43is the time of the hell I'm done all right that's not Trump so Maryland Trump how did you
39:03you already have a mic
39:05you gave it to me, I don't know what to say
39:08there's so much
39:09unemployment in this country, three people
39:13you're always taking from the minorities
39:17well, who else to take it from?
39:21can't take it from the rich guys
39:23they're my friends, I don't know
39:30Help for this
39:30So ah Trump
39:32Why you...
39:34Why you are starting so many wars
39:36and fucking the stock market and killing people
39:39Firstly if you don't know English it's alright
39:41Don't be so scared
39:52So scared, so scared, disgusting
39:55संसरो कर rat
39:56यार्षी और you
39:58कर देंः Hisana
39:58उन्याल्षी काईडर संसरा
40:01मालोल Flekim
40:02से इंटी और आरन
40:05सेन्улярक से खोचिंग हां
40:06अट कि लाइसे प्रकाब्डर RAW अटा राक्ड मैं
40:17ओिसना ऑी विखेंग
40:20खर कि मैं अटीं के लिखेंग
40:21मैं वो
40:26ग्रiyeत।
40:27वेसी नेड़ी old, ़िय्किन वार मेंद इंद इक भूयर्णे दिस ने ट्रीप पहुन मेंगS, इस तो पहुँड़ी है
40:43एक लो हम तो हुड़ा, वosas और झाफा मेंड़ी इस फिस फीडूरांच现在 हुड़ा, Dri Cho다still
40:54लेह ड़ह利ी वने वसा ऐब आज ले।ा लगे भफ सेब्ट आग्साव कर देपन लुग
41:01लाग़ो गया किस Meansरे है
41:28फुर्फटेशश्ट।
41:30अम्हेंड़ to a team
41:34विए पुर मैंड़े झाल
41:37कि अ�ß़ा मैंम आउ़े जाउ–
41:41व्यास्ट इब Canadian
41:43प्जूम्हें है…
41:54जूम्हें गॉड़ अफ।
41:56लॉवफ, अग।
41:58दॉद अई, अग।
42:01हुआ है लुट एकुट के लॉटो बमीन मझा दॉदिए भॉटारी क्टटीक है
42:05अग्विबर लुट्या इह इए
42:06श्यूरी, जजूरी क्यों भॉटीप है
42:10Hello.
42:12I didn't understand this.
42:14अवरानन निया आमसे.
42:18मैं हिंदी मा बात करूँ?
42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
42:22Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
42:24Actually let's converse in Hindi.
42:26How about that?
42:27All right, I learned a few Hindi songs.
42:30Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
42:33All right, this one goes out to my gay friend, Bart Raj Gay.
42:39I've heard a lot of these Barat, Barat, not Barak, he's a fake guy.
42:44Oh!
42:45Barat, the Baratis.
42:47Yeah, yeah, they dance a lot in New York City and they have this favorite song.
42:52I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend.
42:54Okay.
42:54Not in any other way.
42:55No, no, no, no, I don't want it.
42:57Yeah, good.
42:58He's a fake gentleman, fake gentleman.
43:29The song is
43:30I don't like it when women get empowered.
43:37Disgusting.
43:39Disgusting.
43:40Why are you doing the brand?
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody?
43:58Is this me? It's all about me.
44:00Thank you. I'm the best asshole you'll ever see.
44:03Anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:13My God.
44:15My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:21When he breaks the character down, he'll wait for the auto.
44:27Hey, man.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Wow, man.
44:30Wow, man.
44:32You've written I'm a protein pagalu.
44:34Yeah.
44:34And love alternate sources of protein like bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala cake.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
44:46Brother, Donald, Donald.
44:48Help a brother out.
44:49Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
44:53It looks delicious.
44:54I can't wait to get my hands on it.
44:56And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
44:59It's called Avatar.
45:00Avatar?
45:01Like the blue guys?
45:04Avatar.
45:05Why don't you try it?
45:06Should we make you try this?
45:08I don't know if you like it because it has no oil.
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth.
45:23Now we know who the real gay is.
45:31Yes.
45:31Is the camera on?
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's tasty.
45:35It's amazing, yeah.
45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again.
45:42And make, uh...
45:46It's so funny that his US visa doesn't like it.
45:51All right, I like this guy here.
45:53I'm still gonna give you a visa.
45:54Okay, two of you.
45:55Yeah, please.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Sameh Rhino.
45:59This one's for you.
46:01Thank you.
46:01It's his H1B visa.
46:02Hydroboot to Bengaluru.
46:06One-way visa.
46:09For push-park travel non-AC bus.
46:14Oh, my God.
46:15You're welcome.
46:17How long, uh, Trump, until this war continues?
46:20I thought you stopped at how long?
46:24Um...
46:26Hold on.
46:28I don't know, man.
46:30I have no idea.
46:31I just tell them.
46:32Like I said, we were playing Counter-Strike and then they...
46:35Sorry, sorry.
46:36We've got another question away.
46:37I'm just curious.
46:38And this has nothing to do with politics, of course.
46:40All right.
46:41Uh...
46:42Are you bald?
46:43How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair.
46:47I'm gonna show it to you.
46:49Check it out.
46:50It's my real hair, man.
46:59Wow.
47:00Do I get it back?
47:01Yeah.
47:01It's all real.
47:02Thank you.
47:02Thank you.
47:03Beautiful.
47:04So beautiful.
47:04Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this cap.
47:10Sorry, Jason's Tatum.
47:12Thank you.
47:12Vin Ethanol.
47:16Thank you for cracking a joke.
47:19It's nice.
47:21Everybody, let me know.
47:22I'm gonna justify their salary, man.
47:24All right.
47:30It's too good.
47:31It's too good.
47:32I'm gonna need somebody to have to put this back on.
47:34G.I.A.
47:37G.I.A.
47:39G.I.A.
47:40G.I.A.
47:41G.I.A.
47:46Thank you.
47:47Thank you.
47:47He's a gentleman.
47:48Oh my God.
47:49Yeah, he's good.
47:50Smells good.
47:52I'm not gay.
47:52Why are you touching me then?
47:56Alia, why are you not speaking to him?
47:59I'm just stumped again by how in character he is.
48:02I'm just enjoying it.
48:04Yeah, she's a little thing or two about in character.
48:09Not you, I like you.
48:10You're a good actress.
48:18I didn't even say anything.
48:21I didn't even say anything.
48:24I didn't even say anything.
48:36Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me.
48:38Let's go.
48:39100%.
48:39You're too good.
48:40100%.
48:4110 on 10.
48:41Thank you.
48:44Mine's 9.5.
48:45What?
48:46Okay.
48:4710 from Alia.
48:49Whoa.
48:49Wow.
48:50And I want to explain myself because I was actually feeling like intimidated and like I was face
48:55palming and getting really awkward and stressed.
48:58so like that's a fabulous job.
48:59Yeah, I tend to have the women around me.
49:01It's all right.
49:03No, that means like you did a fabulous job.
49:05Thank you.
49:07Thank you.
49:08And of course I also give you a 10 on a 10.
49:12And that makes you average 10.
49:16All right.
49:19Okay, so I've given myself a score which is the highest number I can count to.
49:24You?
49:25Yeah.
49:25Rich is 10.
49:26Whoa!
49:33Yeah!
49:41It's amazing.
49:47Thank you.
49:50You okay?
49:51Why?
49:53What is this?
49:57Whatever, go for it.
49:58What is this?
49:59Is it a gift for him?
50:00Yeah, you give it.
50:01No, you give it.
50:01Please, please give it.
50:02Feeling shy?
50:03I don't know, yaar.
50:05She's creeped out.
50:05That's all right.
50:06I like it.
50:07No, this is a t-shirt.
50:09I mean...
50:10I can see that.
50:11Thank you.
50:13Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy.
50:15Just, I mean, just whatever.
50:16Wear it if you want.
50:17Don't wear it.
50:17But it's for my upcoming movie.
50:18Oh, right.
50:19That's nice.
50:20Born...
50:25It says...
50:26Born...
50:27Alpha.
50:28Born Alpha.
50:29But what if you have a beta?
50:34So nice.
50:35So funny.
50:35Oh, my God.
50:36So funny.
50:36Make some noise for Donald Trump.
50:38Make some fucking noise.
50:41What a guy.
50:42Make some noise for Alia Bhad, Sharwari, Barla Ajnashi Solanki.
50:47That was India's Goat Lady.
50:49That was India's Goat Lady.
50:51Woo!
50:55So, before you go, we have a gift for you.
50:58You know, you can take any of these phones.
51:00They are all AI plus phones.
51:02Are they made in China?
51:05Thank you.
51:06In fact, they are actually made in India.
51:08All right.
51:08I'm going to put some tariffs on them.
51:12Wow, yeah.
51:14Wow, yeah.
51:15Wow, yeah.
51:20Wow, yeah.
51:40Why, and if this won?
51:42No.
51:45I'll break all of these.
51:47It's not my good luck.
51:50I know.
51:51It's not.
51:52You're a good guy.
51:55You're a good guy.
51:55You're a good guy.
51:56You're a good guy.
51:57You're a good guy.
51:58You're a good guy.
51:59You're a good guy.
52:00Is there any Thailand in your life?
52:02No.
52:05It's not.
52:06So, why are you here
52:06doing this?
52:09Why are you doing this?
52:11Why are you doing this?
52:12Why are you doing this?
52:12Why are you doing this?
52:13So, what do you want to say?
52:15Since you've met him?
52:17No.
52:17This is a rage bait.
52:20Why are you talking about it?
52:23My blood pressure is increasing.
52:25Take a drink of BP.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:27Take a drink of BP.
52:34What do you think is the biggest issue
52:37faced by youth today?
52:39Emotionally, everyone's feeling
52:39about living my best life on Instagram.
52:42Do you believe this?
52:43Yes.
52:44Yes.
52:44Your Instagram.
52:45Oh!
52:47Oh!
52:48Oh!
52:49Oh!
52:50Oh!
52:51Oh!
52:52Wow!
52:53Did I just hear a huh?
52:55Oh!
52:57Oh!
52:59Oh!
53:00Oh!
53:01Oh!
53:02Oh!
53:02Oh!
53:02Let's try.
53:03Have you seen Munjiha?
53:05No.
53:09Will you see Munjiha?
53:11No.
53:13Oh, shit!
53:13Do you think Samayrana and Ashish
53:15are cute?
53:16No.
53:18No, you won't.
53:23Do you put photos on Instagram?
53:25Yes.
53:27Do you put photos on Instagram?
53:28Yes.
53:28No.
53:29No.
53:41No.
53:44No.
53:45No means no.
53:52Samiksharji, I'm just having fun with you.
53:54I hope you feel bad.
53:56No.
53:57No.
53:57No.
53:58No.
53:59No.
54:02No.
54:02No.
54:06No.
54:09No.
54:16No.
54:18No.
54:18No.
54:31No.
54:32No.
54:40No.
54:43No.
54:46No.
54:47No.
54:47No.
54:48No.
54:50No.
54:52No.
54:55शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वरीजी, शर्वर
55:28ए्वाव !
55:28impacted
55:31अल्या ऑल्या
55:32as a person who had achieved everything
55:33Let me tell you this
55:38No no, please tell me
55:41As a person who achieved so many things
55:44What do you look forward to in life?
55:49Genuineely
55:49What are the specials?
55:50Miss наша
55:51End of the show
55:53तेलिजे, तेलिजे, you should do that, मुझे कर जाना है
56:50तो आपको महले में यह राद करते हैं
56:54एक्टली में जहां पर बैटता हूं पान की दपरी में वहां सारे यंग लोंडे आते हैं
56:58तो से करेट बेगरेट पीते हैं गाजा बाजा फुकते हैं
57:00और यह भाएं पार जोगेगा वहां जोगेगा है
57:06यह बात उसके खड़वाले देखेंगे भाई आम शर्मा किरो आपने अपना राप सुना
57:14अच्छा जैन्युन क्वेस्टिन आपको गली बखवास क्यों लगी जिस्ट पर मैं नहीं मैंने मजाग में का था अच्छी इस्ट्रेस मत
57:22हो यार आपका उपिनियन सही है
57:24कि कोपी यू अच्छा आपको यह बख्यादि प्राज इसलिये आपको यह से ना आइसमाइब नमा भी
57:33को अलजों कि देखेंगे टीजिग का में आटिटू आपका यह अटिटीटीट है अमाजी है
57:42हुआ है भी ए लिग्ली मैं होली जोड़ा समाइजिया है
57:50अजय जी ट्राय कर लो
57:53ट्राय कर लो, हिंदी वाला ट्राय कर लो, प्लीज
57:55आपका अपका अटिट्टुड बहुत ही अच्छा है
57:57थेंक्यू मम
57:59बहुत ही मस्त है
58:00एक नमबर
58:01थेंक्यू मम
58:02चल बंटाय
58:05अब ये तुनों से महले में गांचा भूगेंगे
58:17I think हमें एक भाय सब साथ में डांस करना चाहिए
58:20वो, वो, वो, वो, प्लीज
58:23हम सब को, हमेरे को नहीं आता है
58:25चलो ना, चलो चलो
58:29कोई भी काना बचा दो
58:30कोई भी काना बचा दो
58:39कोई भी काना बचा दो
59:07कोई भी काना बचा
59:11कोई में हमेथ
59:12हाँ
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