00:05Laura!
00:07Laura!
00:08Cars.
00:09Aha!
00:11I caught you!
00:16I knew you were here.
00:19What do you want, Steve?
00:22Laura, I have bad news, my love.
00:26What's the matter?
00:28You'd better sit down.
00:31What I'm about to tell you is very serious.
00:33You have to be strong.
00:35I'll try.
00:37Good.
00:38Do you remember Mayra?
00:39Ted's cousin?
00:41Yes, the same one.
00:45Well, nothing to...
00:47the cousin...
00:48She's crazy about me.
00:58Steve, it's great that a girl is interested in you.
01:01I have just regained my faith in miracles.
01:05But...
01:05And Laura, you don't understand.
01:07Mayra follows me around like a lapdog.
01:12You're joking.
01:13No.
01:13I wish it were so.
01:15He calls me constantly.
01:17He writes me love letters.
01:18He's even enrolled as an auditor in my language class.
01:23And what's wrong with that?
01:24It's because I'm declared to be an invert.
01:30Who would have thought?
01:31A pretty girl in love with you.
01:34It's just like the story of Beauty and the Beast.
01:39Laura, you don't have to kick a man when he's down.
01:46How awful.
01:49Steve, it's great that Mayra likes you.
01:52Fabulous?
01:53You have no idea what it's like to be constantly harassed
01:56for someone you have no interest in whatsoever.
02:02Okay, I take it back.
02:06Hey Steve, why are you telling me this?
02:10Because I've come up with a plan to get rid of Mayra.
02:13And I only need five minutes of your time.
02:16What do I have to do?
02:17Marry me.
02:23I'll take that as a no.
02:27Steve, I have important things to do,
02:30How to put this in the freezer.
02:32I'd better go.
02:36But...
02:37There's something I haven't told you.
02:40What is it?
02:41Well...
02:42Mayra is...
02:45physically...
02:47attractive.
02:49It makes me...
02:51sit inside me...
02:53an unprecedented sensation.
02:59So far I have been able to resist,
03:02But I have a volcano inside me.
03:06And I don't know when...
03:09Everything will be blown to bits.
03:17Household items.
03:19Household items.
03:31Loves.
03:54Thanks for watching!
04:09Stolen material!
04:32The music is too loud!
04:38What the hell is your father on about?
04:40From your parrot!
04:41That?
04:44What's up, Guindy?
04:46Edu, what do you think of this new sound?
04:49Amazing!
04:50Look closely
04:52Two 50-watt speakers in each door
04:55Radio cassette player with CDs
04:58And two awesome amps
05:00How beautiful!
05:03Golmito!
05:05You're shitting your pants!
05:07It works for tapes and CDs
05:09Amazing!
05:11It's like having Whitney Houston inside you.
05:15I wish I could have a parrot like this one
05:17Mine bites!
05:19No problem
05:20Guindy can get you one now.
05:22Well, I...
05:24I have a guy who gives them to me very cheaply.
05:27How much can you invest?
05:32Four hundred at most
05:33These are all my savings from working selling hot dogs.
05:36That's eight whole months of asking people.
05:38With or without onion
05:41With that, I'll get you a first-class parrot
05:43You won't regret it
05:44Insured with almost all risks
05:47Come on!
06:00Ah, Mayra!
06:02Hi, Laura
06:03I'd like to talk to you for a moment.
06:05Sure, it happens
06:09Get comfortable
06:10No, thanks
06:11I won't be long.
06:12Ah
06:13What is it about?
06:15Steve Urkel
06:16The man I love
06:23The man you love?
06:25That's how it is
06:26It's good
06:27Bright
06:29And he's so handsome.
06:35We're talking about the same thing
06:36Steve Urkel
06:37The guy who dresses weird
06:38And she wears glasses.
06:44It's the...
06:45The smartest guy I've ever met
06:47I find him very intelligent.
06:49And very, very attractive
06:54You think
06:55Is Steve attractive?
06:58It gets me going
07:04Yes, it hit you hard.
07:08Laura
07:08I explained it very clearly to Steve
07:11That I am willing to be his love toy
07:15But all he does is talk about you nonstop.
07:19Oh, Mayra!
07:20Let him go
07:20Free him from that spell you have cast over him
07:28Mayra
07:28I have no interest in Steve
07:30It's more
07:30I'm willing to help you
07:31So that you can conquer it
07:33Really?
07:34Really
07:35Would you move to Texas?
07:43Kid
07:44Your car is immaculate.
07:46Thanks, Steve
07:47And it's not just impeccable.
07:49But it sounds
07:51Flawlessly
07:52How is that?
07:58Enough, enough
08:00Enough
08:00Yes, yes, yes
08:01Enough
08:03Oh
08:03You've put a parrot in it
08:05A parrot?
08:06This is no ordinary parrot
08:08It's the best thing since sliced bread.
08:09Let me put on my favorite millora
08:12Double zero wave
08:13It can be heard all over the world
08:40What happened to the cod route?
08:43Look, Steve
08:44This has two speakers.
08:46The compact radio cassette player and
08:50Two 100-watt amplifiers each
08:56Oh no, you won't make it to summer.
09:00Where did you get all this from?
09:02Guindilla got it and gave it to me at a good price.
09:04Yeah?
09:06Yeah
09:06This equipment is worth more than $3,000
09:08And I only paid 400, installation included
09:15That?
09:16I think it's an excessive discount.
09:19Okay, now
09:21He says it's so cheap because he buys them wholesale.
09:24Or perhaps he achieved it by force.
09:32What are you trying to say?
09:37Dude, it's done
09:38That?
09:39It's obvious that Guindilla's friend doesn't understand much about these things.
09:43This parrot's numbers have been scraped off.
09:46And?
09:47This parrot has been stolen
10:09Hello
10:10What's happening?
10:16Do you have a lot of failing grades?
10:19No
10:19It was a phrase
10:20Oh?
10:21Just one sentence
10:28The truth is, I want you to advise me.
10:31Regarding a hypothetical case that could happen
10:36Oh, hypothetical
10:37Tell me
10:38Okay, fine
10:39Alright
10:42Let's say a guy buys something
10:45Very expensive for a very cheap price
10:48And suddenly
10:49Without suspecting it
10:51He discovers his parrot has been stolen
10:55A parrot is a team
10:57Yeah
10:59Yeah
10:59What do you think that completely innocent boy should do?
11:09Eduard, did you buy a stolen car cassette?
11:18Sorry
11:21Sorry
11:22Oh, son
11:23I swear I didn't know.
11:24Okay, okay
11:25Okay, I believe you.
11:26Calm down
11:27What should I do?
11:29First you must tell the police
11:31I've already done it
11:31I told you
11:33You are my father and you are a police officer
11:36Well
11:36So what do we do next?
11:40I learn my lesson and you punish me?
11:43Think again
11:44Are you going to tell me who you bought it from?
11:46And I will try to find its owner
11:48Oh, no
11:48That's a mess.
11:53What brown?
11:54If I do that
11:55I won't just get someone into trouble
11:57Instead, I'll lose 400 napos
11:59That person deserves to have problems.
12:00And you should have been more careful with your pasta
12:02But Dad
12:03They have to...
12:04No buts, Edward
12:05That equipment is going to come out of your car
12:07To go directly to the police station
12:09Dad
12:09It took me months to earn that money
12:11Furthermore, I did not steal the equipment
12:13And if I hadn't bought it
12:15Someone else would have done it
12:15That's enough, Edward.
12:17The bottom line is that that equipment isn't yours.
12:20It wasn't, and it won't be.
12:21Dad
12:22I came to talk to you because I wanted justice to be done.
12:26Man
12:26I thought you had come to tell me about a hypothetical case
12:31That's enough.
12:33I hoped you would realize that I've been deceived.
12:36You felt a little compassion for your son
12:37And you will try to help me
12:39But not
12:39You abide by the rules
12:41Even though it may be unfair to me
12:44I wish that for once you would stop being a police officer
12:46And you were my father
12:59Hello, Dr. Urquil
13:00Is Steve there?
13:03Your son
13:06Hi, Steve
13:07I'm Laura
13:09No, you're not dreaming
13:11Could you take your accordion and come here?
13:13I'd like to hear a little bit of...
13:15Yo!
13:23Hi, Mayra
13:28Laura
13:31Can you explain to me what's going on here?
13:34Steve, Mayra likes you, and since she's my friend
13:37I want you to spend some time with her
13:39Oh, oh, oh, oh!
13:41This is the dirtiest trick I've ever seen.
13:44What are you like, guayabera?
13:46Steve, spend a few minutes with Mayra.
13:49I'll give it a chance.
13:50You may have something in common
13:52Pepepepe.
13:54Pepepepe.
14:05Hello.
14:07Hello.
14:12You look very pretty.
14:15And you're very handsome.
14:19Oh, thank you, my hair is a little short
14:22But Laura used to pull on it when I had long hair
14:26Nice accordion
14:27Oh, thank you.
14:29Is this the 2200 model they released for their silver anniversary?
14:34Well yes
14:36How do you know so much about accordions?
14:40Because...
14:41I like to play too.
14:45Hurry!
14:46The model they released after the anniversary
14:50Signed and numbered
15:34Signed and numbered
16:04Signed and numbered
16:19Applause!
16:26Applause!
16:32Applause!
16:44Applause!
17:03Hi, Steve.
17:05Hello, conga drummer.
17:09What's wrong with you? Why won't you look at me?
17:12I am not worthy to look you in the face.
17:17Why not?
17:20Because last night, when I was here with Mayra...
17:24Yeah?
17:26That I kissed her.
17:28I know, I saw you, but I have to tell you something.
17:33I liked it.
17:37Logical.
17:39Steve, you're a man, I suppose.
17:41And you must like kissing a pretty girl.
17:44But, Laura, I feel guilty for having kissed another girl.
17:49I want to be true to my heart.
17:52And my heart belongs to you.
17:57So you're going to break up with Mayra?
17:59I'm not an idiot.
18:05I'm going to take her to the movies tonight.
18:12I'm coming!
18:14Yes, tonight I'm going to have a great time with Mayra at the Cine Paraíso.
18:21And meanwhile, you'll be stuck at home all alone reading fashion magazines.
18:26Remember one thing, baby.
18:27It could have been you.
18:32Do you want to be you?
18:33No.
18:34I suspected as much.
18:36I'm coming!
18:45Hey, Edo, do you think I'll be able to go out with that girl?
18:48Guindilla is my girlfriend.
18:50Exactly, and that's why I'm asking you.
18:53Dude, you've already made me lose a lot of money by selling me that parrot.
18:56I already told you.
18:57I didn't know it was guindao.
18:59It wasn't my fault.
19:00All I did was tell him...
19:03Come here, country girl.
19:05Shut up and get in the car.
19:08What bug?
19:10Listen.
19:12Where is?
19:15Where is my car?
19:17Guindilla, Guindilla, where is my buggy?
19:19Do you think I'm wearing it?
19:22I can't believe it.
19:23They've taken it away from me.
19:30Oh, daddy!
19:31What's happening?
19:32They've stolen my car.
19:33Quick, call the police.
19:35To the FBI.
19:36He requests a helicopter.
19:39You're sure?
19:40Of course I'm sure!
19:41I parked it here just 10 minutes ago.
19:43Yes, they have indeed been captured.
19:46Let's see what we can do.
19:47Let's see what we can do.
19:49I left my Wallman in the car.
19:53But it didn't work.
19:56Hurry, Dad.
19:57Call the police.
20:00Calm down, son!
20:01But Dad!
20:01Your car has not been stolen.
20:04He's at the police station.
20:06The boys are dismantling the equipment.
20:10Thank goodness.
20:11It gives me the fright of my life.
20:13You tell me.
20:14Awful.
20:15I felt afraid.
20:16Rage and helplessness at the same time.
20:19Really?
20:21Well, that's exactly what the team owner felt when it was stolen.
20:30That's enough.
20:32But don't nag me.
20:34No no.
20:35But that's exactly what I was going to do.
20:40It's funny, this whole thing about stolen goods.
20:43We never think about the victim until we become one.
20:48TRUE.
20:50Edward, I know you think I'm very hard on you.
20:54Sometimes.
20:56For me it would be much easier to be condescending.
20:59But believe me, I wouldn't be doing you any favors.
21:03I guess.
21:06However, I have to admit one thing to you.
21:11You came to tell me what you had done and...
21:13That cost you.
21:17Four hundred napos, dad.
21:19Four hundred.
21:23I guess I've learned my lesson.
21:26Maybe...
21:27I hope that will help me in life.
21:32Oh my God.
21:34I'm going to have a heart attack.
21:35That?
21:37That?
21:38Have you made a name for yourself?
21:41No.
21:54Hello, girls.
21:55Oh, hello.
21:56Look who's here.
21:57The blushing bride.
21:58So, how's married life treating you?
22:00Honey, I have no idea.
22:02Why not?
22:04Well, we haven't finished the honeymoon.
22:07I don't think I should be hearing this.
22:10Harriet, are you ready to plant the tulip bulbs?
22:13Oh, sure.
22:14As soon as we finish here.
22:15Oh, you two go ahead.
22:15I'll finish putting away the groceries.
22:17Thanks, honey.
22:18And thank you for coming over, Mother Winslow.
22:20I really appreciate your help.
22:22Well, that's exactly why we got the apartment so close.
22:25So that I can see my family.
22:27You know, I haven't been over lately.
22:30Because Fletcher and I have been cuddling up so much.
22:37Where is Fletcher?
22:39He needed a nap.
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