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00:00:07I know. It's good. It's good.
00:00:14Yeah, we're just getting off at the freeway.
00:00:17Yeah? Did Hugh pick you up at the office?
00:00:21Yeah, he was coming in from Oakland, so he was late, of course.
00:00:26And then, uh, he just used some lawyer bar.
00:00:32A lawyer bar?
00:00:34Yeah, a lawyer bar.
00:00:35I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
00:00:38I mean, his family there seemed like a lawyer.
00:00:40I felt like I assumed we were going out of time.
00:00:42Oh, maybe we should get you a tie for emergencies.
00:00:46Yeah, for trouble for emergencies.
00:00:48Yeah.
00:00:49Um, yeah, we tried to save the freeway.
00:00:52And then...
00:00:54Kevin?
00:00:56I can barely hear you.
00:00:59Yeah. Is that better?
00:01:01Not much.
00:01:04Where are you? Are you there yet?
00:01:06Yeah, I...
00:01:07I'm just...
00:01:10pulling up right now. I just got here.
00:01:14Um...
00:01:16Yeah, I'm right here.
00:01:18I... You know what?
00:01:19I need to parallel park, and I'm not on my earpiece.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:24Are you good?
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah, we should talk about, you know, I mean, we should talk about, you know, so that we'll,
00:01:33uh, before we get into the party.
00:01:34Okay.
00:01:36Is this something we should talk about now, or...
00:01:41Hello?
00:01:43Kevin?
00:01:44I lost you.
00:01:47Oh.
00:01:49Baby.
00:01:55You've got to be kidding me.
00:01:59I think olive oil would be good.
00:02:01A little more, maybe.
00:02:02A drizzle.
00:02:02A little more.
00:02:03This is turning off.
00:02:04That is hot.
00:02:06See how you're slipping?
00:02:08This is...
00:02:08It's, uh, it's the bread, babe.
00:02:10It's the two of you with the knives that I feel most of us about.
00:02:11I have not had carbs for a week.
00:02:13I've been on this, this cleanse.
00:02:15How long have you been cleansing for?
00:02:17About 21 days.
00:02:19And now you're having...
00:02:19Had my juice and my, my smoothie earlier today, and I do feel very, you know, cleansed, open.
00:02:25You know, a little faint, maybe.
00:02:27But I'm gonna eat tonight.
00:02:28Yeah, a little faint, yeah.
00:02:28I'm gonna eat tonight.
00:02:29I'm gonna eat tonight.
00:02:29I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna have a great time.
00:02:30Hey!
00:02:32Hey!
00:02:33How are you guys?
00:02:34Nice to see you.
00:02:36Bend down to my level.
00:02:37I know.
00:02:38So, I just had Kevin on the phone, and this happened.
00:02:42It cracked.
00:02:43Oh, my God.
00:02:43As I was talking to him.
00:02:45And the connection was not...
00:02:46I've done that before.
00:02:46But it just cracked as I was holding it.
00:02:48Do you have insurance?
00:02:50I actually don't know if I do.
00:02:52Do you have the Skype app that I showed you?
00:02:54Well, no, I think it's fine.
00:02:55He just said that he wanted to talk about something.
00:02:57But on the news, you know, they're talking about the comet.
00:03:00Yeah, the Miller's Comet.
00:03:01And they keep telling people that this can happen.
00:03:04Yeah, I don't think it's the comet.
00:03:06If you have Skype, it uses the whole...
00:03:07No, the interferes...
00:03:08That's ridiculous.
00:03:09...things break.
00:03:11Hey, do you want some wine?
00:03:17Did Amir mention to you that he's bringing Laurie to dinner?
00:03:26He's bringing Laurie?
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28The Laurie?
00:03:29Oh, that's not...
00:03:31No, I didn't know that.
00:03:33I didn't know that.
00:03:34Well, he is.
00:03:35Oh.
00:03:36You know Laurie.
00:03:37Oh, my God.
00:03:39Long black hair.
00:03:41Kind of in a vixen-y...
00:03:44Wildness.
00:03:44Kind of sexy.
00:03:46Oh, I...
00:03:46Kind of strange.
00:03:47Very mysterious.
00:03:48Very tight, tight, tight dresses.
00:03:51It's totally fine.
00:03:52Okay, look.
00:03:53It's such an Amir thing to do.
00:03:54This, I was going to keep this.
00:03:55This, my friends.
00:03:58It's my own little rescue remedy concoction.
00:04:01Right.
00:04:02But it's our own mix.
00:04:04It's very safe, I think.
00:04:06You want a needle for that?
00:04:07You can drop it into some water.
00:04:09Just take the edge off it.
00:04:10In case you're worried, I don't know.
00:04:11I'm just, I'm offering.
00:04:13It's an echinacea and passion flower,
00:04:15a little valerian and ketamine.
00:04:17So it's all natural.
00:04:18Ketamine.
00:04:19That doesn't sound natural at all.
00:04:20And that's a horse tranquilizer.
00:04:22Yeah, but it's just like a whisper.
00:04:24I did that once.
00:04:24You know, I just thought maybe.
00:04:26Celebration.
00:04:26Are you offering this to me?
00:04:28Because Laurie is coming here?
00:04:29Well, I'm just saying.
00:04:30Thank you, love.
00:04:31That's a party.
00:04:32Ketamine or cheese.
00:04:33It's no big deal, but it's right here.
00:04:34Oh, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:35This is nice.
00:04:36Where'd you get this?
00:04:37Um, Galaxy, you got that thrift store?
00:04:39Oh, I love that place.
00:04:40Me too, I know.
00:04:41Oh, hi, baby.
00:04:44What?
00:04:45What?
00:04:45What do you want?
00:04:46All right.
00:04:48It's your right hand.
00:04:49Hi, hi, hurry.
00:04:50Oh, yeah, good day.
00:04:52Hi.
00:04:53Hi.
00:04:53How are you?
00:04:54I'm good.
00:04:55Hi.
00:04:56Do you guys want wine?
00:04:57I do.
00:04:58Cheese?
00:04:59Why not?
00:05:00Ketamine?
00:05:01You look so good in leather.
00:05:04I can do leather, you know that.
00:05:04Jesus Christ.
00:05:06Oh, it is.
00:05:07No.
00:05:07Water or something.
00:05:08I love water, too.
00:05:10I don't know.
00:05:12Did you know that, um, Lori is coming?
00:05:15There you go.
00:05:16Fine set.
00:05:17Uh, no.
00:05:17Pepper, you know, I know about wine.
00:05:19Lori is coming?
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21Look at that smile on your face.
00:05:22It's not a smile.
00:05:23It's not a smile.
00:05:25Why is she coming to me?
00:05:26Amir's breaking.
00:05:27It beats me, because Amir's a total jackass.
00:05:30Ooh.
00:05:31You know what?
00:05:31Put a quarter into the swear jar.
00:05:34So who did he tell?
00:05:36Well, we got the, yeah, we got an email about it, and, I mean, just this plus one.
00:05:40Plus one, and then I was like, plus what?
00:05:42Lori, yeah.
00:05:48I need to know tonight.
00:05:49Uh-huh.
00:05:50My editor needs to know how to book hotels and flights.
00:05:53I gotta do it.
00:05:54Let him know.
00:05:58I don't know tonight.
00:06:03You know, I, I, I can't.
00:06:05I, I just need to think about it a little bit longer, because I just don't want to make
00:06:10their wrong choice.
00:06:11What if you came for a shorter time?
00:06:12Like a month?
00:06:13Not the full four months.
00:06:14Just come for a month.
00:06:16It's still a very long time, and I'm not saying no.
00:06:19Babe, if you don't say yes, it becomes a no.
00:06:26We're cold and hungry.
00:06:28Hello?
00:06:30Hello?
00:06:31Hi.
00:06:33You look great.
00:06:35Really?
00:06:35Hi.
00:06:36You remember Lori?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:37You ever told me I wouldn't be overdressed, and now I'm feeling good.
00:06:40No, no, no, we're underdressed.
00:06:43I'm going to, I'm going to talk to Lori.
00:06:44Hi.
00:06:45Hi.
00:06:45How are you?
00:06:46I'm good.
00:06:47Beth, you remember Lori?
00:06:48Yes.
00:06:48Nice to see you.
00:06:50You guys already said hello, and.
00:06:51Hi.
00:06:51How are you?
00:06:52Good to see you.
00:06:53You guys want red wine?
00:06:55Yes, I would love red wine.
00:06:57Red.
00:06:59I've been cooking.
00:07:00I've been cooking.
00:07:01Red?
00:07:01Thank you, Ed.
00:07:02I've been good.
00:07:03I've been really good.
00:07:03You?
00:07:04I've been great.
00:07:05I mean, yeah.
00:07:07Life is looking very different from how it was a while back in a good way.
00:07:10Hey, yo.
00:07:11I would hope so.
00:07:13There you go.
00:07:15All right.
00:07:17Not A-C-E-U-S.
00:07:19Boris, listen.
00:07:20I'll be down at the pyramid.
00:07:22Come on down and join me.
00:07:23We're going to talk about some deity stuff.
00:07:25Does anyone else still not have service?
00:07:27My phone is completely broken.
00:07:29I'm living in the moment, but.
00:07:31Oh.
00:07:33Nothing.
00:07:34I got zero.
00:07:35That's weird.
00:07:36Maybe the tower's down.
00:07:37I'm sure I have none.
00:07:38The tower's down?
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:40I mean, it's not down.
00:07:41I'm telling you, guys, it's not down.
00:07:43That would be a big news story.
00:07:44Comet.
00:07:45Comet.
00:07:46Comet.
00:07:47Well, there's Comet.
00:07:48Yes.
00:07:50Comet.
00:07:50I read something this morning about a comet in the 1930s.
00:07:55It was in Finland.
00:07:56Knocked out all of the cell towers in 1930.
00:08:01Actually, it was in 1923.
00:08:04And yes, it was in Finland.
00:08:08It was actually crazy because it affected the people.
00:08:12They would, after it passed, they would get lost.
00:08:15They would end up in the wrong home.
00:08:16They would forget things.
00:08:18They wouldn't really know where they were.
00:08:20And I remember reading about this one woman who called the police and said,
00:08:25the man in my house is not my husband.
00:08:28And then the police came over and they said, this is your husband.
00:08:32She said, no, this is not my husband.
00:08:34I killed my husband yesterday.
00:08:35Awesome.
00:08:36That's how I know it's not him.
00:08:37But they couldn't arrest her because he was standing right there in front of them.
00:08:42Do they have any theories of why it's not?
00:08:44Lucky she is.
00:08:45She gets to kill him again.
00:08:47Clearly she wants to kill this man.
00:08:48It's just the finish.
00:08:49The fins.
00:08:50The fins.
00:08:51Those wacky fins.
00:08:52Do you guys remember Halley's Comet?
00:08:54Yes.
00:08:54I mean, it was such a big deal.
00:08:56And I remember in my school, they had, we all had to, like, reenact Halley's Comet.
00:09:01So they assigned each of us something celestial to do.
00:09:04And my sister got to be Halley's Comet.
00:09:06I was very jealous.
00:09:06I've never met your sister.
00:09:08Have you guys met her sister?
00:09:09There's a picture of her right over there on the mantle.
00:09:11She's only a fleeting comet.
00:09:13She looks a little ridiculous.
00:09:14That's your sister?
00:09:15But why did you put it?
00:09:16It's the door to nowhere.
00:09:17Look, in feng shui, a useless door, which this is obviously a useless door,
00:09:21you put a picture of someone you have unresolved issues with,
00:09:25and it just causes all of this weird energy flow.
00:09:27I mean, I don't even like being over here.
00:09:29It's freaky.
00:09:30It's really, you shouldn't be over there, though.
00:09:31Every time you're over here, you say this.
00:09:33Well, I'm sort of an empath.
00:09:33I'm sort of an empath, and I can feel it.
00:09:35It's like a vortex.
00:09:38When was the last time we were all together like this?
00:09:40I was thinking, right before Thanksgiving, most of us were there,
00:09:44but not everybody could be there.
00:09:44I don't think Lori.
00:09:46Laura?
00:09:47Lori.
00:09:47Lori.
00:09:48Sorry.
00:09:48We're going to tell all these stories, and I'm sorry.
00:09:50We do that when we get together.
00:09:52So, Lori, what are you doing these days?
00:09:54Well, I'm...
00:09:55Keeping yourself busy.
00:09:56I'm keeping busy.
00:09:57I'm actually working with some outreach programs in Silicon Valley,
00:10:00and we work with at-risk youth.
00:10:02Oh, wow.
00:10:03Didn't you...
00:10:04No, no, no.
00:10:05Are you still teaching the yoga?
00:10:07The Spanish yoga?
00:10:08The spoga?
00:10:09No, not me.
00:10:11Are you sure that was...
00:10:11Oh, then that must have been another girl that Kevin dated that a mayor is hooking up with.
00:10:16Let's give him a shovel.
00:10:17Give him a shovel.
00:10:18Wow.
00:10:19What are you doing?
00:10:20What do you do for a living?
00:10:22I act.
00:10:23Shut up, guys.
00:10:24I didn't know you were...
00:10:25I don't remember you an actor.
00:10:26So you do mainly theater, or...?
00:10:28Well, I did.
00:10:29I mean, since I've moved down here to support my wife and her Skype-ing career.
00:10:34But no, I was...
00:10:35I did a TV show for about four years.
00:10:38Yeah, what was that?
00:10:39It was called Roswell.
00:10:40My God, I love Roswell.
00:10:41Hey, I was...
00:10:42When were you on Roswell?
00:10:43What episodes were you on?
00:10:45I was on all shows produced.
00:10:47I was on every...
00:10:48I was a series regular on that show.
00:10:50Yeah, he was like the main guy.
00:10:52What character did you play?
00:10:53Joe.
00:10:53Joe.
00:10:54Did you have...
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:55Did you have different hair or something?
00:10:56I had the same exact hair.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59Maybe it's just one of those things where you know the character for so long, and then
00:11:02you see someone in person, and it just doesn't compute.
00:11:05I don't know.
00:11:06Well, he sort of grown into his face.
00:11:08It really is true.
00:11:09He just flushed it out.
00:11:10Yeah, he's grown into your face.
00:11:10Thanks, guys.
00:11:12Check it out again.
00:11:13I'm sure, you know, like the downward dog probably gets to your head.
00:11:16I didn't do yoga.
00:11:17That wasn't...
00:11:17Well, hey, listen.
00:11:19Thanks for enjoying the show.
00:11:21I think you are a really good actor, and I think you should continue doing it.
00:11:25Thank you very much.
00:11:26I think it would be well worth your time.
00:11:28What are you up to these days?
00:11:30Last I remember, you were like taking the dance world by storm.
00:11:34I guess the last time I saw you must have been when I was creating the dance show.
00:11:40It was going really, really well for a while, but then right before the premiere,
00:11:46they brought in Svetlana Aserano, who is the best dancer in the world, really, and they
00:11:54just offered me the understudy.
00:11:55She should have been the whole thing.
00:11:57She should have been the whole thing.
00:11:58She created it.
00:11:58She should be the prima ballerina of the sense of the world.
00:12:01That's terrible.
00:12:02You know, you hear these stories sometimes about people being shut out of things they created,
00:12:07and I think it's horrible.
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:09But, I mean, it's a good lesson that I had to learn because I, you know, because of
00:12:14my pride.
00:12:15I didn't want to take the understudy, and I took too long to think about it, and then
00:12:19I lost the understudy job, and they gave that to Catherine Maris, and...
00:12:25And she sucks.
00:12:27No, she's good, guys.
00:12:28Anyways, the reason that she's really big now is because she ended up going up.
00:12:32Svetlana pulled out last minute, and Catherine ended up doing the show.
00:12:38Catherine Maris?
00:12:40Exactly.
00:12:40As soon as you said that, I thought, Catherine Maris, that's pretty much the only person in
00:12:44dance I know.
00:12:45Right.
00:12:46Well, she basically stole your whole thing.
00:12:51Catherine Maris has your life, basically.
00:12:56Career.
00:12:56You have your life, and it's a shame that it happened because she doesn't hold a candle
00:13:00to you.
00:13:00Well, then here's to the life that we do lead.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Well said.
00:13:05Here's to the comics.
00:13:06The comics.
00:13:07And the comics.
00:13:07Of course.
00:13:08The comics.
00:13:08Anybody have a happier story?
00:13:10Kevin, tell the crazy story.
00:13:11First one that comes in your head.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13All right.
00:13:13Um...
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:16Um...
00:13:16Sorry.
00:13:17I was going out with Lori, and we were drinking way too much at a bar.
00:13:22I passed out.
00:13:23I started dreaming.
00:13:24This big black bear was up on its hind legs, sort of mauling me, slowly, tenderly.
00:13:33Anyhow, we go to some party in Santa Cruz, and as we walked in, this huge dog comes running
00:13:38straight at me, jumps up on its hind legs, and starts pawing me, exactly like the dream,
00:13:43and this guy yells, bear.
00:13:46Get down, bear.
00:13:48What?
00:13:49Wow.
00:13:51You have a gift.
00:13:52The way you told that story, I thought, somebody was going to die.
00:13:56You know, bear is the most common dog name.
00:13:59Oh, that makes it a much less interesting story.
00:14:03Thanks for that, Lee.
00:14:05Most common bear name?
00:14:06Henry.
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:12That's a while ago.
00:14:13What?
00:14:13This is at your phone.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:15That happened to my phone tonight, and I was just holding mine in my hand.
00:14:19Exact same thing.
00:14:20Shattered?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:21No, yeah, but fake.
00:14:22This is what they're talking about on the news.
00:14:24Yeah, yeah.
00:14:24It must be the comment.
00:14:26The chicken tastes like tuna.
00:14:28It must be Miller's comment.
00:14:29And does it, so nobody's phone works?
00:14:33No.
00:14:33No?
00:14:34I assume it doesn't.
00:14:35No one else is in the other room.
00:14:36Do you guys have a landline?
00:14:37No, we're wireless, baby.
00:14:39No.
00:14:40No.
00:14:41All right.
00:14:41Every time.
00:14:42I need to get a hold of my brother.
00:14:45What about your deal?
00:14:47The computer.
00:14:47It's a good idea to have a landline.
00:14:49It's an office, right?
00:14:49Could I?
00:14:50Yeah, yeah, thanks.
00:14:51What's wrong with your brother?
00:14:52Nothing, he's fine.
00:14:54He just, um,
00:14:55You know Brian.
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:57He hangs out with all those, you know,
00:14:58theoretical physicists and all the...
00:15:00No internet.
00:15:01No.
00:15:02On the computer.
00:15:02How's the new internet?
00:15:04You run Skype.
00:15:05You tell us how you're Skype.
00:15:06You're Skype.
00:15:07What are they, what are they saying about their comments?
00:15:09He, uh, nothing, nothing, uh, to get upset about.
00:15:13He just said to give them a call, um, you know, if there was anything weird going on.
00:15:17Like, why?
00:15:18What did they think I could do?
00:15:19Why didn't you tell me this?
00:15:20Because you're feng shui and granola candles and I didn't want to...
00:15:24You're making fun of me.
00:15:24I'm not making fun of you.
00:15:26I just...
00:15:26There's a massive celestial object and I didn't want to freak you out.
00:15:29You guys realize that I was on a show called Roswell and we tackle these issues every week.
00:15:35We have a special.
00:15:36We have an extra.
00:15:37Oh, shit.
00:15:39Oh, my God.
00:15:40Honey.
00:15:40Uh, you know, I'm on...
00:15:41We have candles.
00:15:42I have candles.
00:15:43So glad I'm not high.
00:15:45You guys have...
00:15:45I don't want to sit by the doors nowhere.
00:15:47Here, you're all right, man.
00:15:48Hold on.
00:15:49Wait, check the, uh, check the breakers.
00:15:51Hold on.
00:15:52I'm going to turn the lighter on and come to you.
00:15:54You guys need help?
00:15:55No, I have matches.
00:15:56Is it straight up power?
00:15:57I got some over here if you guys can, like, help us.
00:16:00I got, uh, blue glow sticks, red glow sticks, and green glow sticks.
00:16:03Guys, let's just light candles.
00:16:05Oh, my God.
00:16:05Wow.
00:16:08Hey.
00:16:09Everybody ready?
00:16:10All right.
00:16:10Are you going outside?
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:11Can't do it.
00:16:12What do you mean you're going outside?
00:16:13I'm going to go check and see if the power's off in the whole neighborhood.
00:16:16Can I send, like, an orange?
00:16:20Oh, I like it.
00:16:22I decided that this is where mine goes.
00:16:25All right, well, this is a little strange, but the whole neighborhood is out of power, except
00:16:30for a house by two blocks up, which is completely lit up.
00:16:33It's kind of beautiful, actually.
00:16:35The house?
00:16:36Sky.
00:16:36I want to go see it.
00:16:37I want to see that.
00:16:37No, let's go check it out.
00:16:38I've never seen it so dark outside before.
00:16:40No, no, no, really?
00:16:40Except for no one.
00:16:41You can't leave me here.
00:16:42I'm going to go with you.
00:16:43Come on, then.
00:16:43Check it out.
00:16:44Don't leave me by myself.
00:16:46Where?
00:16:47You don't see it.
00:16:48Like, it's right there.
00:16:49Why are you so far ahead of everyone?
00:16:50Amir, I...
00:16:51Dude, I can't see you.
00:16:53Let Lauren go first.
00:16:54Thanks a lot.
00:16:55Sorry.
00:16:56Baby, don't go.
00:16:58Come here.
00:17:00Everything done.
00:17:02Come here.
00:17:05See that?
00:17:07Two blocks down.
00:17:08Don't they have light?
00:17:10That one house has light.
00:17:11They must have a...
00:17:12A generator or something?
00:17:13Yeah, yeah.
00:17:14What is that, two blocks away?
00:17:16Could solar power do that?
00:17:17But would their landline be working?
00:17:19Oh, wow.
00:17:20Look at that.
00:17:22Oh, that's magnificent.
00:17:24Wow.
00:17:25Holy moly.
00:17:30Well, I'm freezing.
00:17:32Should we head over there, or should we just get a stick?
00:17:33I think maybe we should head back and set.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:38That was awesome, right?
00:17:40Great.
00:17:42I didn't even see this get knocked over.
00:17:44Did anyone see that get knocked over?
00:17:45No.
00:17:45I didn't even know that glass is out here.
00:17:47I never go down to the base.
00:17:48Guys, listen, seriously.
00:17:50What's up with that house?
00:17:51Why are they...
00:17:52What?
00:17:52There could be a generator.
00:17:54Yeah, there could be a generator.
00:17:55I don't know.
00:17:56Maybe they're just off-the-grid bastard.
00:17:58Well, apparently we have a generator.
00:17:59That would make sense if they were off-the-grid.
00:18:02I'm actually thinking of going over there.
00:18:06What?
00:18:06No, you're not going over there.
00:18:08Honey, it's okay.
00:18:10It's all...
00:18:10Ridiculous.
00:18:11Listen, listen, listen.
00:18:11It's too long.
00:18:12I think so.
00:18:12It's not that far.
00:18:14Look, look, look, look.
00:18:15My brother, he says...
00:18:17He said that if anything strange were to happen while a comet was passing over, that we should
00:18:23stay inside.
00:18:24Oh, my God.
00:18:25What?
00:18:26Just hold on, Amir.
00:18:28That we should stay inside and that I should do my best to contact him.
00:18:32And so that's all that I'm doing.
00:18:34He said if anything strange should happen, I mean...
00:18:37I'm not the only one who just, like, thinks this is strange.
00:18:41Well, didn't he say to stay inside, though?
00:18:43What's more important than the other?
00:18:44This overrides that.
00:18:46It's only two blocks away.
00:18:48I can...
00:18:48I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
00:18:50You guys, well, then you can't go by yourself.
00:18:51I'm going with you, yeah.
00:18:52You can't go by yourself.
00:18:53There you go.
00:18:54I'll take him here.
00:18:55I'm the least important person here.
00:18:57This is true.
00:18:57What's about time you start to realize me?
00:18:59Just stay.
00:19:00Why are you going now?
00:19:01Okay, well, bring your glow sticks so we can identify your bodies.
00:19:04Good idea.
00:19:05Thanks, that helps a lot.
00:19:06It's like...
00:19:06That's great.
00:19:09Five minutes, all right?
00:19:10Okay, five minutes.
00:19:11All right, okay.
00:19:12Beth, I couldn't find my shoes.
00:19:14I'm barring yours.
00:19:14I'm sorry.
00:19:19Ten minutes, we give them.
00:19:20They will be fine.
00:19:22We're just rattled because we're addicted to cell phones and Internet.
00:19:25We are.
00:19:26What did we do before cell phones?
00:19:28Seriously, you seem to be the comment expert here tonight.
00:19:31What happened the last time?
00:19:32This one passed over 100 years ago, but much farther.
00:19:35But did we know that anything happened?
00:19:38Nothing happened then.
00:19:39It was too far away.
00:19:40So is there any reason we should be freaked out right now?
00:19:43Well, it's...
00:19:44I mean, it is a lot closer this time.
00:19:47Oh, what does that mean?
00:19:48Okay, I read one more thing.
00:19:50Oh, no, there's two.
00:19:51Okay, just one more.
00:19:53It's called the Tunguska event, and it was a comet or a meteor or something like that
00:20:00that entered the atmosphere over Siberia and exploded over Earth.
00:20:06So it didn't actually have physical impact.
00:20:08It didn't touch the Earth.
00:20:10It didn't leave a crater or anything.
00:20:11But the force of that explosion flattened trees for hundreds of miles.
00:20:18But it only killed about one to two people.
00:20:21So we're in Siberia.
00:20:22There's probably only two people there.
00:20:24Yeah, but they don't necessarily...
00:20:25So wiped out the population of Siberia.
00:20:27Basically, yeah.
00:20:28Right.
00:20:29Well, that doesn't make me feel better.
00:20:30And when was this?
00:20:32It's like in 1908, 1903.
00:20:35Oh, my God!
00:20:38What is...
00:20:39What the hell was that?
00:20:40I don't know.
00:20:41It says locked up front door.
00:20:42Don't go to the door.
00:20:43Baby, I'm going to get the bat.
00:20:45Yeah, give me the bat.
00:20:45Oh, my God.
00:20:46Mike, is that the door locked?
00:20:47I'll check it.
00:20:48Baby, stay away from the door.
00:20:49Here, take a second.
00:20:51No!
00:20:54I just want to see what the hell is out there.
00:20:55Oh, my God.
00:20:56Oh, my God.
00:20:57Why are you...
00:20:58Don't open it.
00:20:59Oh, God.
00:21:00Please don't open it.
00:21:04Is anybody there?
00:21:05The front door is locked.
00:21:06There's nothing.
00:21:08There's nothing out there.
00:21:08Oh, my God.
00:21:09That was going to be a part of it.
00:21:10Look at that.
00:21:11Everybody all right?
00:21:12Someone do that.
00:21:12I don't know.
00:21:13Check the generator.
00:21:14Please, please try the generator.
00:21:15I'll check the generator.
00:21:16Would the guys do that?
00:21:17No, the guys would...
00:21:18No, they would not do anything like that.
00:21:20They're stupid.
00:21:20They wouldn't do that.
00:21:21How long have they been gone?
00:21:22How long have they been gone?
00:21:23I know.
00:21:23We told them...
00:21:23They're five minutes out, five minutes back.
00:21:25They should be back by now, shouldn't they?
00:21:26So, they should be back by now.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:27Well, I think we should go get them.
00:21:28No, no, no.
00:21:29I don't think we should go outside.
00:21:30I want to go outside.
00:21:31Whatever we do, we need to do it together this time, guys.
00:21:33That's fine with me.
00:21:34I don't care.
00:21:34I just want to go.
00:21:35I want to go.
00:21:36I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:37I'm just looking.
00:21:38We should go get them.
00:21:40We can all go together.
00:21:42If we're...
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:44All right.
00:21:45This is good.
00:21:46Well, is that the grid or the generator?
00:21:48No, it's just us.
00:21:49He must have gotten...
00:21:50So, there's no other lights on?
00:21:51It's just us?
00:21:52No, it's still pitch black.
00:21:52Okay, so it's...
00:21:53At least it's on.
00:21:54So, it must be...
00:21:56Well done.
00:21:58You did it.
00:21:59Let there be light.
00:22:00Okay, well, I think...
00:22:01I think that we should...
00:22:04As a group, we should go find those guys.
00:22:06All right.
00:22:07We should do it as a group.
00:22:09No, no, no.
00:22:09No, that's ridiculous.
00:22:11Look, they say if you get lost in the woods,
00:22:13you're supposed to stay where you are
00:22:14until someone can find you.
00:22:15Okay, fine.
00:22:15That's great.
00:22:16Let's just sit down and breathe.
00:22:17All right.
00:22:18For once, I actually agree with what you're saying.
00:22:20You know what?
00:22:22It's okay.
00:22:22You've been giving me shit all night.
00:22:23Listen, I am agreeing with you.
00:22:25Guys, guys.
00:22:28I don't like getting any of this.
00:22:31Oh, my God.
00:22:32Oh, my God.
00:22:34Stay.
00:22:35Careful.
00:22:36Oh, my God.
00:22:38Oh, my God.
00:22:39Oh, my God.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:43Are you okay?
00:22:45I'm fine.
00:22:46I'm fine.
00:22:47I'm fine.
00:22:47What is this?
00:22:48I'm lost.
00:22:49I'm thinking I got something.
00:22:50What's the box?
00:22:51That was at the other house.
00:22:54I thought I saw Hugh put it down,
00:22:55then he was running around the corner and...
00:22:57Then he fell?
00:22:58You just took it?
00:22:58Well, I just followed him.
00:22:59I didn't...
00:23:00I didn't...
00:23:00Why was he running?
00:23:01I had it in my hand.
00:23:01Hugh, what happened, Hugh?
00:23:02I'm fine.
00:23:03I'm fine.
00:23:04Did you put this down?
00:23:05What is that?
00:23:05Amir, why the fuck did you take that?
00:23:07I thought I saw you put it down.
00:23:09I did not touch that thing,
00:23:10and I don't know what the hell that is,
00:23:12and I don't know why you grabbed it.
00:23:12Guys, what happened?
00:23:14We were at the other house.
00:23:16Hugh went around the side.
00:23:18I thought I heard a noise.
00:23:19You made some kind of sound,
00:23:20and then you saw...
00:23:21What?
00:23:22Something.
00:23:22You won't tell me what you saw.
00:23:23I don't understand what's going on.
00:23:24What?
00:23:25What did you see?
00:23:26I don't really know.
00:23:27That has nothing to do with anything
00:23:29that we should be fucking concerned with.
00:23:31You know what?
00:23:31It's nothing to do with anything.
00:23:33It's not a big deal.
00:23:33I'll walk it back.
00:23:34It's too hard.
00:23:35Hold on.
00:23:36Let me open it first.
00:23:37No, Mike.
00:23:38Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:38What are you showing?
00:23:39What is it?
00:23:40Mike, what are you doing?
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:42You don't want to talk about it?
00:23:43You don't want to open the box?
00:23:44So what do you want to do?
00:23:45Fine.
00:23:45Open the fucking box.
00:23:47Open the box.
00:23:48What do I hear?
00:23:48Calm down.
00:23:50What happened?
00:23:52Holy shit, it worked.
00:23:55I got it.
00:23:57Open it away from your face.
00:23:58It's not a bomb.
00:23:59How do you know what the heck it is?
00:24:02Don't freak out.
00:24:03Be careful.
00:24:06Oh, my God.
00:24:08It's a game bomb paddle.
00:24:10What's that?
00:24:11What is going on?
00:24:15That's a...
00:24:16Oh, my God.
00:24:18What is it?
00:24:20These are pictures of all of us.
00:24:27Somebody has marked us.
00:24:29I don't even want to try to figure this out.
00:24:30This is insane.
00:24:31And there are numbers on the back.
00:24:32Hugh.
00:24:33Baby, what did you see?
00:24:34Hugh, what did you see?
00:24:35What did you see?
00:24:36Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
00:24:38You can't stand there not saying anything.
00:24:39What did you see?
00:24:43Hugh!
00:24:46There are pictures of us in this box.
00:24:48Hugh!
00:24:49Hugh!
00:24:51What did you see?
00:24:51What did you see?
00:24:59I went to the window, and I looked in the window, and I saw a table with wine glasses and
00:25:08candles and dinner set for eight people.
00:25:15I saw...
00:25:18Oh, my God.
00:25:20Right.
00:25:20Okay.
00:25:21Fuck you, Hugh.
00:25:22No, no, no.
00:25:23Bullshit.
00:25:23Did you guys come and fuck with this door?
00:25:26Fuck you, Kevin.
00:25:27Did you come to the side door?
00:25:28No, you went around to the side door at the other house.
00:25:30They wouldn't answer the front door, so I went to the side door, and I knocked on the door.
00:25:32Oh, shit!
00:25:34You dipshits walked in a circle and knocked on this door.
00:25:37Fuck in a fucking circle!
00:25:38I went two blocks, we went up to that house, I knocked at the door, nobody answered, and so I
00:25:43went and banged at the side door.
00:25:44Did you see yourself, Hugh?
00:25:45No, I did not see myself.
00:25:47No, because you weren't there.
00:25:48You are.
00:25:48I did not go in a circle.
00:25:50Just calm down.
00:25:51Just calm down.
00:25:51Just calm down.
00:25:53I don't believe this.
00:25:54This still doesn't explain the pictures.
00:25:56What's on the back of this?
00:25:58Numbers.
00:26:00They're all, they're, well, we've got two, one, one, that's five.
00:26:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?
00:26:09I'm gonna go back over there.
00:26:11Whoa.
00:26:12No, no, no, no, no, no, think about it.
00:26:13I'm gonna go back over there, I'm gonna ask to use their phone, and hopefully I can get in touch
00:26:17with my brother, and if they're not there, I'll just leave a note.
00:26:20No.
00:26:20Right?
00:26:21No, no, no, that makes sense, right?
00:26:22You should not go back.
00:26:24It's fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fucking fine.
00:26:29There's a note there, there.
00:26:33Communicate.
00:26:34We're going.
00:26:35Look, look, look.
00:26:35I don't know, I mean, if these people have pictures of us, they might be crazy, should we really be
00:26:39kidding?
00:26:39Oh, no, no, no, no, we can all...
00:26:40Oh, shit, there's someone out there.
00:26:41What?
00:26:41There's someone out there.
00:26:43What?
00:26:43What?
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:26:45Oh, there's a big guy at the door.
00:26:47Oh, my God.
00:26:49Oh, my God.
00:26:49Have a door?
00:26:51Please, please.
00:26:51He's walking away.
00:26:52Baby, please be careful.
00:26:54Oh, my God.
00:26:54Jesus.
00:26:59No, no, no, they don't answer.
00:27:00Baby.
00:27:01Careful.
00:27:02Shit.
00:27:03What?
00:27:11What is it, babe?
00:27:15Hey there.
00:27:17Don't mean to freak you guys out, but we just wanted to borrow your phone for five minutes tops.
00:27:24Thanks.
00:27:35Two kinds, regular band-aid or cloth?
00:27:42Whatever.
00:27:43Cloth.
00:27:44Okay.
00:27:44I'll go.
00:27:46Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:27:50These are ones.
00:27:51This is a two.
00:27:52We are four, five, six.
00:27:55Do you have any red markers?
00:27:57Okay.
00:27:57Why are these three ones?
00:28:01This is a six, five, two, four.
00:28:08And that's the same picture.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:14Oh, it is.
00:28:30It's a birthday.
00:28:30Like, life path numbers or something like that?
00:28:33Well, it's the case, and they're just crazy, and it doesn't matter anyway.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:35So what do all the ones have in common?
00:28:37Um, we have Lee.
00:28:41There's no three.
00:28:43There's no three.
00:28:43There's no three.
00:28:44There's no three.
00:28:44Is there someone, is there someone that would want to be doing this to us?
00:28:49Is there someone that is on someone's bad side?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53What?
00:28:54This was taken tonight.
00:28:56What?
00:28:57What?
00:28:57How do you know that?
00:28:58Uh, I bought this sweater today, so that's, that's from tonight.
00:29:05Has anyone taken a picture of you tonight?
00:29:08Someone took a picture of you when you were picking up the box.
00:29:11You looked into the lens.
00:29:11You were looking into the lens.
00:29:13But then it was already in the box.
00:29:14What is that?
00:29:18I can't tell what that is.
00:29:19There's dots on the wall.
00:29:20There's a lampshade.
00:29:21And none of the others are from tonight, right?
00:29:24No, this is, this is our picture.
00:29:25This is, this is from last fall.
00:29:27This picture of Amira was taken right over here.
00:29:29How do you know that?
00:29:29He's standing in front of this room.
00:29:30Wait, it's all the stuff that you got in.
00:29:31Guys, hang on.
00:29:32So from the door?
00:29:33It's taken from the door?
00:29:34It's taken from...
00:29:35So from behind the curtain?
00:29:36It's taken from over there.
00:29:37Wait, when someone knocked on the door, did you go, were you there?
00:29:40I was outside.
00:29:41You were gone.
00:29:42But you're looking right at the camera.
00:29:46So it would be from that door then, right?
00:29:50You don't remember it?
00:29:51I mean, this is you, man.
00:29:53This is you.
00:29:55Guys, this isn't gonna solve anything.
00:29:58What?
00:29:59What are you doing?
00:30:00I need a drink.
00:30:01Yeah, let's...
00:30:01I need something like this.
00:30:02Wait, let's do your pictures?
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:04All right.
00:30:05Me too.
00:30:13It looks like my handwriting, babe.
00:30:17Look at this.
00:30:22It looks like I wrote this.
00:30:24Okay, but...
00:30:27You're starting to freak me out.
00:30:30That's your handwriting.
00:30:35What is going on?
00:30:41I feel like I'm losing my mind.
00:30:50I can't stop thinking about the fact that you brought up a story you shared with Lori.
00:30:59Of all the stories that you could have...
00:31:02All the experience that we've shared, you brought up a story about her.
00:31:06I'm so sorry.
00:31:07In front of everyone.
00:31:08You said crazy story.
00:31:09We don't have stories like that.
00:31:11Oh, they're not crazy enough for you.
00:31:13Baby, which is...
00:31:13Baby, it's a good thing.
00:31:14I don't need crazy stories like that anymore.
00:31:18All right, hey, um, fuck this.
00:31:20Let's just...
00:31:20Let's go.
00:31:21I'm gonna go over there, and theoretically, let's go see if our theoretical selves are there.
00:31:25No.
00:31:26I'm going.
00:31:27No, no, no, no.
00:31:28There's some weird stuff happening here.
00:31:31I think we should re...
00:31:31I think we should evaluate.
00:31:33Please, can we just not...
00:31:33I've just evaluated and I'm going.
00:31:35Can we just stay here?
00:31:35All of us together?
00:31:36If there's another one in me, I want to see me.
00:31:37No, I'm going with you.
00:31:38No, no, no.
00:31:39Let's go.
00:31:40Look.
00:31:40I'm over this.
00:31:42I'm getting sick of talking about it.
00:31:43I'm getting sick of writing about it.
00:31:44I don't know why.
00:31:45I'm getting the same fucking paper, the pictures.
00:31:47This is serious.
00:31:48There's nobody trying to hurt us.
00:31:50We go over there, we find out what the hell is going on.
00:31:52What about you?
00:31:53You don't want to think you wanted to go.
00:31:54That's when I thought they might have a phone.
00:31:56I'm not going to go.
00:31:57Four glow sticks!
00:31:58Can we please keep, like, two guys here?
00:32:01I've got one.
00:32:01Two guys staying here, please?
00:32:03I'm staying, I'm staying.
00:32:03Wait, are you going?
00:32:04In here, please, please.
00:32:06Okay, okay.
00:32:06You have to go.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:08So what, we're splitting up again?
00:32:09No, no, no, we're not splitting up.
00:32:10We're just going to go in two different groups.
00:32:12Oh.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14Do not not come the door.
00:32:16Do we need a time limit?
00:32:17I'm coming!
00:32:18Wait!
00:32:19Can you just chill for a second?
00:32:21I'm coming because I want to go.
00:32:24I'm going with Kevin.
00:32:29Give us 20 minutes.
00:32:31Alright.
00:32:32And then what?
00:32:3320 minutes.
00:32:33Are you taking a bath?
00:32:34No, we'll be fine.
00:32:35We'll be fine.
00:32:35Alright?
00:32:36You will be fine.
00:32:36It's going to be fine.
00:32:37Alright?
00:32:37We'll find out what's going on.
00:32:48There's no cars.
00:32:49No people.
00:32:50There's nothing.
00:33:09There's nothing.
00:33:10Guys, look.
00:33:17Mike.
00:33:18Mike.
00:33:18This is my house.
00:33:23Mike.
00:33:24This is my house.
00:33:25This isn't right.
00:33:25Mike.
00:33:26This is not your house.
00:33:28Mike.
00:33:31Mike.
00:33:34Mike, this isn't right.
00:33:35This is not your house.
00:33:36Mike.
00:33:37My house.
00:33:38This is not your house.
00:33:39Mike.
00:33:39This is not your house.
00:33:40This is not your house.
00:33:40Mike.
00:33:41Mike, I said leave.
00:33:43I said leave.
00:33:44I said leave.
00:33:46Mike, come on.
00:33:48Let's get out of here now.
00:33:50Mike, Mike, you need to get the hell out of here.
00:33:53Someone's coming.
00:33:54Go.
00:34:14I'll be right back.
00:34:15Take this away.
00:34:15I'm not doing this.
00:34:16No.
00:34:31No.
00:34:32No.
00:34:33No.
00:34:35No.
00:34:35No.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36No.
00:34:41that's just nuts
00:34:45so you saw four figures same as you except they had red glow sticks
00:34:51who had red glow sticks you him they had their red glow sticks we had the blue glow sticks that
00:34:56was the only difference so they must have opened the red box when the lights went out and you
00:35:00didn't say anything to them would you no i wouldn't i i i think i i would have thought
00:35:06i was gonna die or something okay okay so that's it well that and then there's this weird zone that's
00:35:12even darker than the rest of it all no we went through that yeah we went through that we went
00:35:16through that when we went down there what okay we need to find out what's going on so you know
00:35:21down well we can't just sit here what else do you guys have any do you have books books on
00:35:27what
00:35:27books on comets yeah look yeah i've got i've got shakespeare some henry miller and some and some
00:35:33screenplays dude i'm a fucking actor anything about quantum physics yeah that's right up my alley
00:35:40some actors read um there your brother left a book at our house and what i put it in an
00:35:47envelope to
00:35:47mail but i i put it in the back seat of your car maybe it's about i don't know what
00:35:52it's about
00:35:52it's just one of his books it's always about stuff like that so why would it not be about that
00:35:56yeah i
00:35:56will i will get somebody go get the book i don't know where do you go with him did you
00:36:01bring the
00:36:01bat yeah yes that's a good idea please be careful babe okay should we wake up late uh she can
00:36:11take
00:36:11it she's taking a nap because we're asleep in the middle of all this she's i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:36:17baby jesus calm down everybody oh baby what is it gravitation an introduction to current research
00:36:35all right that's helpful is his brother like a scientist he's just a really trippy guy he's
00:36:42really really smart real egghead but it's hard to it's like he thinks uh out loud you know he's a
00:36:48teacher at ucse what do you got here this is uh this is these are brian's notes from his lesson
00:36:55plan
00:36:56for his his class decoherence and schrodinger's cat he talked about this do you guys know what
00:37:01schrodinger's cat is i'm allergic so it's a um it's a thought experiment there's a there's a cat in
00:37:09a box that has like a 50 50 chance of living because there's a vial of poison that's also in
00:37:14the box so regular physics would say that uh it's one or the other that the cat is either alive
00:37:20or
00:37:20dead but brian would argue that quantum physics says that both realities exist simultaneously and
00:37:27it's only when you open the box that they collapse into a single event right so listen to this this
00:37:34is
00:37:34what he's written there is another theory that two states continue to exist separate and decoherent
00:37:40from each other each creating a new branch of reality based on the two outcomes quantum decoherence
00:37:47ensures that the different outcomes have no interaction with each other hold on so that
00:37:52explains it so we're in the box what we're the we're the cat we're both alive
00:38:00and dead so there are there are two separate realities and presumably until the until the
00:38:08comet passes until the comet passes okay or well decoherence is maintained and those two separate
00:38:14realities will remain separate once the comet passes everybody will be fine decoherence keeps us
00:38:20separate right why are the other us contacting us then in this way they didn't want to who got the
00:38:28picture is who the the numbers on we started it i guess we were to look to find a house
00:38:32with lights
00:38:33we yeah but they didn't mean the box for us the box isn't for us what if we've already interacted
00:38:40with ourselves so we're collapsing on ourselves right now not if we stay separate from each other
00:38:47it's too late we've already been there do you remember that movie do you remember that movie
00:38:52sliding doors where just a fraction of a second there could be two realities and one she runs and
00:39:00she tries to get on the subway and she can't she gets her hands stuck in the door and the
00:39:03other one
00:39:03she gets through and there's two divergent realities okay wait i'm not going to wait for them to collapse
00:39:09on us i will i'll go over there and i'll just i'll just kill them what half kidding mike i
00:39:16love my
00:39:17fucking life let's be smart for a little bit first before we do anything stupid and let's stick with
00:39:20what we do know and what's smart just sitting here doing nothing what we do know is that we took
00:39:25this
00:39:25box right so our first act should be to return it yes fuck that no we're not returning that box
00:39:30i
00:39:30don't trust that house that stays here wait wait what's got you so freaked out i mean what oh what's
00:39:35oh yeah okay you're right stupid yes yeah nice we're not at war with the house down the street
00:39:40they might they might literally be the same people as mike saying hold on come over here and let's
00:39:45kill us that's right so you and mike let's do it hold on if you do it first you know
00:39:49who you're
00:39:49gonna fight you you're gonna run into you who's gonna win that who did you see in the window when
00:40:00you went there did you see yourself i did not see myself i told you who i saw okay okay
00:40:04but
00:40:05what what if in that over there that house what if i'm drinking i mean just think about that for
00:40:10a second it's a fucked up michael oh god i'm not gonna wait for a fucking drunk mike to come
00:40:20over here and kill me and kill you and kill you and kill you i'm not waiting for that wait
00:40:30wait wait
00:40:30wait wait a minute who did you see when you were there i saw amir i saw hugh and i
00:40:38saw lee lee okay
00:40:40lee's not here right now she's taking a nap she's taking a nap right but so it's different then
00:40:45something's off wait wait it's not the same in this reality lee's napping maybe in that reality
00:40:50you're napping so that's why mike didn't see her right and if beth is napping in that reality
00:40:57they don't have the book they don't right the other house doesn't have the book and and if they
00:41:03don't have the book then they're not having this conversation right now so then if we get the book
00:41:09from the car then we can avoid all this take it take their book that's a possibility
00:41:17you give me your keys no no no no wait wait wait wait we're not supposed to mess with with
00:41:22any of
00:41:22this why would we risk this he's talking about going over there and fighting but why make it worse
00:41:26because then i don't have to go over there and kill them just give me the keys no i i
00:41:31don't think
00:41:32that we should do anything and you are not taking my keys where are you going mike how do we
00:41:46know
00:41:46it's exactly us what if what if it's externals what if the dark side of the yeah it's us you
00:41:53mean the
00:41:53not friendly version well if it's us then this could be a is it a good thing it's like it
00:42:01sounds like it
00:42:01would be a way to reach higher consciousness if we want to go to that well yeah we always talk
00:42:07about meeting ourselves and finding ourselves and here we have an opportunity to actually physically
00:42:11find ourselves yeah that's a lot of pressure how are you honey okay welcome back to your own dinner
00:42:20party yeah how's my dinner party going super nice it's going super super weird a little weird i have an
00:42:27idea i have an idea that'll that'll prevent them from getting the book from the car what are you
00:42:32talking about man i'm gonna go to that house and i'm gonna blackmail myself i'm gonna leave a note
00:42:37to keep mike from having them go to the car to get that book you know blackmail something that i
00:42:42know
00:42:42that i don't reveal that what are you talking about the thing with beth the thing with beth why you
00:42:49worked you worked that out years ago no it's the worst idea i've ever heard it's amazing because it
00:42:54would work on me that's the same person we don't you don't know that it's all it's brilliant no it
00:43:01is
00:43:01not brilliant it's brilliant dude it's no i know this look in your eye i know mike no
00:43:08of divergence otherwise it's just the same people what's going on and if it's the same
00:43:13people then why not just leave each other alone i mean that would be the that's what i would want
00:43:17me to do the best thing to do right you're doing okay yeah yeah i don't know i'm still like
00:43:24i don't
00:43:24know if i'm losing from the drops or if it's like what drops what drops um did you give her
00:43:30yeah you took she wanted to yeah i just felt so weird before it's just the stuff that i brought
00:43:37oh my god it's just a rescue remedy type thing it's got like a nation golden seal and
00:43:43and passionflower and a little ketamine it's just i swear to god it's a little ketamine just it's not
00:43:50like you're not gonna go into this what i'm so sorry if i'm wrong here and i'm saying something
00:43:56incredibly inappropriate what did you put any of that in the food yes lee asked me for some oh
00:44:08come on amir are you serious i have i had to ask she asked to take some and i gave
00:44:15her some when we
00:44:15did the mushrooms years ago yeah we talked about it and i put them in the spaghetti sauce that was
00:44:22a
00:44:23group decision agreed on that but i had to ask because so you think that i would just put drugs
00:44:28in your phone oh my god for fun okay like on top of all this you think i drug you
00:44:34i'll show you
00:44:35let's just see how much is in there this is the vial i brought yeah and a quarter of it
00:44:40is gone but
00:44:41that's she's had a couple of drops out of it that's it this is like high grade pharmaceuticals you
00:44:47can't watered down you've opened it up and watered it down but if you but if you took enough of
00:44:52it
00:44:52isn't it true that you would have hallucinations you would have to have a massive dose you would
00:44:56have to take the entire bottle okay fine but is it true yes okay and is it also true that
00:45:02one of
00:45:02the other effects can be paranoia yes but you would i mean again you would have to have like all
00:45:09of it
00:45:09the whole bottle and it would never even if all of us took a bottle each it would never create
00:45:15a mass
00:45:16hallucination i'm not a criminal it would be a nice conclusion right it's a much better explanation
00:45:21wouldn't this be great if we were hallucinating well it's not the explanation
00:45:24fine i believe you i asked this is the bottle
00:45:28she asked for it i gave her some okay i i did not drug your food i did not drug
00:45:34your food i
00:45:35get it lay off okay i swear to god thanks
00:45:45hey what'd you get this this is so cute oh i got it at a galaxy that thrift store
00:45:50oh i love that place it's great it's such cute stuff i just i need a drink
00:45:56yeah okay i just want to wake up and start again you know
00:46:22it's not even cracked okay what are we gonna do
00:46:26we have to get the fuck out of here okay okay let's take we take the book take the book
00:46:32we take the box take the box this is what
00:46:37hey you okay where'd you go
00:46:43i need a drink hey what uh where'd you go
00:46:49i went to the house dude i told you what happened
00:46:53i just dropped the letter up uh i saw the book i was gonna uh i was gonna smash the
00:47:02window and take the book
00:47:05i didn't do that though i did not do that i just dropped off the letter
00:47:09and um and i was gonna wait to see the reaction
00:47:15but i talked and freaked out and you got like five minutes like 45 minutes dude no
00:47:21bullshit
00:47:21no you talk to me you went in the kitchen you've gone five maybe ten tops
00:47:26you're fucking crazy
00:47:30oh mike mike don't do that
00:47:44oh my god mike what was
00:47:46don't do this
00:47:48mike please why now why not now honey why not now
00:47:55where are you and we were in the kitchen where's
00:48:00where's you where's the mirror more importantly where's the box
00:48:05oh my god they took the box oh my god
00:48:07mike where did they go
00:48:08i have no clue you guys you were in here what happened while we were in there where's the book
00:48:15where's the book why would they bring that to the other house
00:48:21they said they wanted to take it back so they can make everything right they wanted to return it
00:48:24so everything would be fine from the beginning but why did they bring the book that's the one thing
00:48:28that we wouldn't it took everything we have wait a minute
00:48:33you're in here we have to go get them wait a minute they were the first ones to leave right
00:48:37and
00:48:37then they they came back they said that they saw something they've been acting weird ever since
00:48:41well you're applying oh my god
00:48:47no that's well you guys left about it i mean everyone you left too came back and come on and
00:48:52then and he didn't want us to i'll bring him back i'll see what's going on you're not going anywhere
00:48:59is that i'll be back i'll be back in a minute i'm just gonna go bring him back and find
00:49:02out what
00:49:02the hell's going on you're not no you're not baby relax what no it's fine i'll be back i'm not
00:49:07gonna let you go
00:49:11it would be crazy
00:49:20okay so what are we gonna do what are we gonna do i mean they're out there and i swear
00:49:24to god
00:49:24i'm gonna have a heart attack we've got to do something let's have a drink we don't even know
00:49:27if that was them would you quit saying that please no but if it wasn't them then mike is right
00:49:32then we
00:49:33can't trust the other house we can't trust ourselves that's right and our clues just left the house
00:49:43no wait the clues are still here
00:49:49if they had the pictures then mike you took that picture of me and kevin right do you have it
00:49:55here
00:49:58i can't take this anymore i can't take it sweetheart can you at least go look for it
00:50:05i'm gonna look for another bottle of wine
00:50:25this is so stupid should i be keeping an eye on him i feel like i don't want to hover
00:50:31and i don't know
00:50:37just give it a minute and then
00:50:41you want to talk to my guest
00:50:46i don't know who mike is anymore not when he drinks everything that's gone wrong with us started
00:50:51when he started drinking it's why we had to leave l.a it's why he doesn't have a career
00:50:56he's just i don't know i'm not the man i married
00:51:26i don't know
00:51:56I don't know.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:04Hey.
00:52:05How you doing?
00:52:06How you holding up?
00:52:08All things considered, all right?
00:52:11I totally don't believe you.
00:52:13I'm working with you and some...
00:52:14What's going on?
00:52:16Amir told me you're going to go to Vietnam and Em's not going with you?
00:52:19Yeah, I gotta go for work for about four months, I think.
00:52:25Yeah, I wanted to come along, but...
00:52:27It should be crazy not to go with you.
00:52:29That's what I think.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:31I don't know.
00:52:32I mean, it's...
00:52:33I really don't want to interfere.
00:52:35It doesn't seem like any of my business, but I think...
00:52:38You've always been someone who's extremely passionate about your life and what you're doing.
00:52:42And if you have a partner that seems to hesitate all the time, things in life, I don't...
00:52:47I don't know if that's going to make you happy.
00:52:50Well, she's...
00:52:52I mean, I love her, and then...
00:52:54It's just who she is sometimes.
00:52:55She's a little...
00:52:56Tall.
00:53:00a little bit tall i don't know do you have to stand on your tiptoes take a kisser
00:53:10sometimes people just fit well
00:53:14like that shark's game come on you can't tell me we don't fit well
00:53:19i had to do yoga for a week afterwards
00:53:22i didn't remember that i just think that maybe
00:53:33laurie i'm sorry i'm crossing all kinds of boundaries
00:53:36with you
00:53:48maybe
00:53:52you know i think you're right that everything happens for a reason
00:54:05should i get the bath
00:54:08for you or for me
00:54:10could be there
00:54:15what are we doing here
00:54:18if i'm losing it over there i'm losing it here
00:54:23it doesn't have to be like that
00:54:25sure it does it's the same thing
00:54:28no it's not
00:54:30how do you figure
00:54:33because there's no way that anybody over there or
00:54:36or anywhere loves you as much as i love you
00:54:40right here
00:54:47i fucked up
00:54:59hi
00:55:00hi
00:55:02hi
00:55:03how you doing
00:55:06uh fine
00:55:07uh fine
00:55:11is is everything okay is there something going on
00:55:16that
00:55:19beth just walked up to me and uh
00:55:23she didn't really say much but she said that she
00:55:27saw you and laurie talk in the hallway and
00:55:31she's christ
00:55:32emma i think we have some more important things to worry about right now
00:55:35than what
00:55:36beth is saying
00:55:42jesus
00:55:44that would be the generator
00:55:46come on
00:55:46i don't know what to do
00:55:47jesus
00:55:48that was all the matches i have
00:55:50kevin you have matches
00:55:51yeah i got some you need them
00:55:53here
00:55:55what
00:55:56i don't
00:55:57wow
00:55:58yeah yeah
00:55:59whoa
00:55:59that was right out front
00:56:01are you kidding
00:56:01that sounds like one of our cars
00:56:03that sounds like one of our cars getting broken into
00:56:05look i'm going out there i can't stand this
00:56:07i'm gonna go see what's going on
00:56:08not without the rest of us
00:56:08i'm sorry but i'm going
00:56:08okay we should all go
00:56:10fine then let's all go but i'm going
00:56:12oh my god
00:56:13there's been a flashlight
00:56:14it will be fun
00:56:14here i got one here
00:56:16you guys lead okay
00:56:17you ready
00:56:18okay here we go
00:56:19stay close stay close
00:56:20here we go
00:56:22where did i come from
00:56:23i don't know
00:56:28that's it right
00:56:32oh yeah
00:56:33oh my god
00:56:36oh my god
00:56:36is there anything in there
00:56:37i don't see anything
00:56:40oh my god
00:56:41should we
00:56:43should we check our cars
00:56:44that's crazy
00:56:44yeah why didn't we
00:56:45check their own car
00:56:46see if we find anything else
00:56:48let's check out our cars
00:56:48okay
00:56:49all right that's you
00:56:52is everyone nearby
00:56:54we shouldn't spread out too much
00:57:16okay
00:57:16everything okay
00:57:18yeah i just put this ring on that you got me at the fair remember i know it's i know
00:57:29it's cheesy but i just wanted to have it on
00:57:33it was a good day
00:57:34it was a good day
00:57:36it was a good day
00:57:37are we okay
00:57:40yeah babe
00:57:40i've heard that whole lori thing
00:57:44uh yeah
00:57:46i mean i don't know what the hell she's thinking that yeah we're good
00:57:51come here
00:57:52hey
00:57:58is everything okay with hugh's car
00:58:01what do you mean
00:58:02what did they take anything
00:58:06you just checked on his car or did they take anything
00:58:38it doesn't make any sense at all
00:58:40do you think it's just someone trying to intimidate us
00:58:43intimidate no
00:58:44it's none of this
00:58:45it doesn't
00:58:46i mean it's like they're looking for something and
00:58:49but there's nothing in there
00:58:51exactly there's nothing in there so why they
00:58:52but they can see that there's nothing in there
00:58:54i know
00:58:54we can see that there's nothing in there
00:58:55i know
00:58:56why break the window if there's nothing there
00:58:59that doesn't make any sense
00:59:00none of this makes any sense
00:59:02where were you
00:59:04honey
00:59:04i went and got this ring
00:59:07yeah i of course i did
00:59:09thanks
00:59:11alright well hold on let's let's
00:59:13let's just
00:59:15try and figure out
00:59:16why
00:59:18we
00:59:18we
00:59:19would break into a car
00:59:21hugh's car
00:59:23knowing that the book wasn't there
00:59:24well we're assuming that the book is the motive
00:59:26what if the motive is completely different
00:59:29do you hear something
00:59:30what the hell is that
00:59:31it's outside
00:59:32no no no mike mike mike
00:59:33oh shit
00:59:34there's someone coming
00:59:35there's someone coming over here guys
00:59:39yeah
00:59:39you see
00:59:40is it you
00:59:41is it you
00:59:42it's you in the mirror
00:59:42wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:59:43it's blue
00:59:43yeah it's blue
00:59:44it's you in the mirror
00:59:45jesus
00:59:46they're coming to the door
00:59:46are you sure
00:59:49oh
00:59:50oh baby
00:59:51are you all okay
00:59:53are you all okay
00:59:53where have you been
00:59:54okay
00:59:55what happened
00:59:56what have you been
00:59:57why did you take me back to you
00:59:58what did you do
00:59:59can you please tell us what happened
01:00:01we went to uh
01:00:02we went to make a phone call
01:00:04and then
01:00:04when uh
01:00:05when we
01:00:06we looked in the door we saw
01:00:07we saw
01:00:09this
01:00:09basically
01:00:10i uh
01:00:11i got startled i fell over i hit my head
01:00:12we went back
01:00:13to the house
01:00:14to what you guys
01:00:15wait you already came back here
01:00:16we already
01:00:17heard this story
01:00:18why are you telling us this story again
01:00:19you came back with a box
01:00:21wait what
01:00:21because you came back and after you hit your head
01:00:23we gave him a band-aid and you gave us the
01:00:26but not that band-aid
01:00:28what do you mean
01:00:29oh my god
01:00:30i gave you a cloth band-aid
01:00:32wait a minute
01:00:33why did you leave earlier
01:00:34there was a hue and a mirror here
01:00:35yes
01:00:36and you left with the book
01:00:38and you left with the pictures
01:00:39and we didn't know where you went
01:00:40we were in a house where everybody had red glow sticks
01:00:44you have red glow sticks
01:00:46we
01:00:47we have red glow
01:00:48we took them from the other house
01:00:49right
01:00:50look
01:00:51is that
01:00:52look
01:00:52that box of red glow sticks is unopened
01:00:55guys
01:00:56if they started here
01:00:57they belong here
01:00:57they're in the right house
01:01:01welcome back
01:01:02welcome back
01:01:02jesus man i'm sorry
01:01:04it's all right
01:01:06yeah
01:01:07so guys
01:01:08what was the other mike like
01:01:10what was he doing
01:01:11the other mike is uh
01:01:14he's worried about you
01:01:17so is you guys
01:01:18who left us the note
01:01:19no i never
01:01:21got out with that note
01:01:23we ended up with two notes
01:01:25and so did we
01:01:26well we're
01:01:27we have two notes
01:01:29one that was written here
01:01:31and one that was left on the door
01:01:33if you didn't
01:01:34and if the other hue
01:01:36didn't
01:01:36then who has been leaving the notes
01:01:40quantum decoherence ensures that the different outcomes have no interaction with one another
01:01:45so that one note has been written at least four times
01:01:48well how many hue and amirs are walking around out there
01:01:54okay before we do anything we have to figure out how to mark our own house
01:01:58just stay inside
01:01:59no no no no she's right
01:02:00staying inside isn't realistic
01:02:02look
01:02:03but we need some kind of marker
01:02:04we need we gotta mark this house
01:02:06if every house is the same
01:02:07if we just put a mark
01:02:08if we put a marker in front of the house
01:02:10there could be an infinite number of houses with that mark
01:02:12so we have to do something random
01:02:14something that can't be repeated
01:02:15something that
01:02:16dice
01:02:16do we have dice?
01:02:17yeah dice
01:02:20yeah
01:02:20yeah
01:02:21yeah
01:02:21yeah
01:02:22if we each roll a number for each of us
01:02:25that's what
01:02:25that's
01:02:25six times six times six times six
01:02:27that's
01:02:28that's hugely random
01:02:29the probability of that repeating is
01:02:31and then what we
01:02:32tiny
01:02:33but so we have to have something visual
01:02:35I mean should we write it down
01:02:36put it in
01:02:37put it outside
01:02:38put it in an envelope
01:02:39then we still won't know
01:02:40we need something to mark it
01:02:42yeah we put it in a box
01:02:46that's
01:02:46that's
01:02:46that's exactly what they've done
01:02:48so they're ahead of us
01:02:49they were making a marker for their house
01:02:50they made a unique mark
01:02:51made a unique mark
01:02:52only we took it
01:02:53if it seems like a good idea to us
01:02:54it would seem like a good idea to them
01:02:55do you have a box?
01:02:57yeah
01:02:57yeah let me look
01:02:59so we need photos
01:03:01this is so crazy
01:03:02this is par for the night
01:03:04there are a lot of pictures here
01:03:05use that picture
01:03:06that's ridiculous
01:03:08ugh
01:03:08I'm the attorney for grizzly Adams
01:03:11yeah no this is
01:03:11I'll tell you what
01:03:12I'm never higher than that
01:03:14how does this work as a box?
01:03:17I didn't even know we had it
01:03:19it was just under a
01:03:19pile of crap in the back
01:03:21if you can
01:03:21that'll work
01:03:22so that's your box?
01:03:25it was here the whole time
01:03:26of course it was
01:03:28I'm not too happy about cutting
01:03:30these pictures
01:03:31well
01:03:32and we only have pictures of you and I together
01:03:33babe
01:03:34I actually
01:03:35I actually have a photo of Kevin
01:03:37I know that's strange
01:03:38what?
01:03:39no I have my
01:03:42my checking account number is written on the back of this old photo that I have
01:03:46and it's just been in my wallet forever
01:03:48it's right here
01:03:49mmm
01:03:50what?
01:03:51you know what?
01:03:52I'll just
01:03:52I'll cut this picture that we have here
01:03:55just use this one
01:03:55it's fine
01:03:56just scratch off the number
01:03:57cutting
01:03:57cut
01:03:59great
01:04:00I think we got one of everybody except me
01:04:01so I'm glad you guys all keep a lot of pictures of your friend Amir
01:04:05well we'll take one of you
01:04:09smile
01:04:09yes
01:04:10take care
01:04:13let me see
01:04:14it's not exactly the same
01:04:16it's not the same as the one from the other box
01:04:19let me see
01:04:19they took a picture of me in the other house
01:04:21but it's not exactly the same
01:04:22this is what we're talking about
01:04:24that's a moment where it can be a different a divergent moment
01:04:27that's what we're gonna do right now with these dice
01:04:29right
01:04:29wait
01:04:30since we're the blue house
01:04:32shouldn't we use a blue pen
01:04:33just to make it even more
01:04:34that makes sense
01:04:35yeah?
01:04:35odds go up by three
01:04:36right
01:04:37so does everyone have a die?
01:04:40let's see
01:04:40Beth
01:04:41alright
01:04:43six
01:04:46Hugh
01:04:47three
01:04:49Mike
01:04:50four
01:04:51six
01:04:54two
01:04:56you guys know what a click code is?
01:04:58do you know when you are going online going into your bank account
01:05:01and when you go to your password it'll give you a picture to choose?
01:05:04yeah
01:05:04that's your click code
01:05:06it's called an MFA
01:05:07it's a multi-factor authenticator
01:05:08we do them
01:05:09we put them in whenever we build our big sites
01:05:11it's an icon
01:05:12right?
01:05:13sort of a random
01:05:14a random object
01:05:15yeah so what if
01:05:17each of these has a random object in it to sort of serve as that click code right?
01:05:21right
01:05:21right
01:05:22so we pick something to put in there
01:05:23so you can put anything in there right?
01:05:25like a book
01:05:25a candle
01:05:26or a book
01:05:27the oven mitt
01:05:28or a ping pong paddle
01:05:29or a ping pong paddle
01:05:30exactly
01:05:31yeah
01:05:32exactly
01:05:36well how's this?
01:05:37a coaster
01:05:37I mean this is random right?
01:05:39is anything really random tonight?
01:05:41but if you have to leave this house
01:05:42when you go to check the box
01:05:44open it up
01:05:44you see that
01:05:45you know you're off to a good start
01:05:48okay
01:05:48okay so we've got the box
01:05:49yeah
01:05:50all right
01:05:51just mark the house
01:05:52we stay together
01:05:53keep our heads up
01:05:54nobody wanders off
01:05:56we can get through this
01:05:58thanks coach
01:05:58yeah
01:05:59you need something?
01:06:00yeah water
01:06:01water be great
01:06:02we need a
01:06:02I'm gonna need a drink
01:06:03I wonder how different those numbers are from the first box
01:06:08let me check
01:06:09where's my calculator
01:06:12for god's sake
01:06:14so if there's eight of us
01:06:17then it's six
01:06:20times six
01:06:22times six
01:06:23three different color close sticks
01:06:27times three
01:06:29it's 5,038,848 possible
01:06:34and that's 30
01:06:45are you okay?
01:06:46mm-hmm
01:06:57everything okay with the numbers?
01:06:59yeah
01:07:01do you remember what number was written on the back of your picture?
01:07:07uh
01:07:07mm-hmm
01:07:08we found a good spot out front
01:07:10so as long as another hue and a mirror don't come by
01:07:12hey Kevin do you remember what number was written on the back of your picture?
01:07:16uh
01:07:16six
01:07:17yeah
01:07:17yeah
01:07:19Beth?
01:07:20uh
01:07:21three
01:07:22Hugh do you remember?
01:07:23I was a three
01:07:25you sure?
01:07:26yeah
01:07:28what's going on in the kitchen?
01:07:30pound cake
01:07:31pound cake
01:07:32the girls are breaking out dessert before the other house eats it
01:07:41hey Mike I need to show you something
01:07:47the numbers that I remember from the box that was brought here from the other house
01:07:53are these numbers
01:07:57but these are the numbers that I found here in this notepad
01:08:03and I just ask everyone if they can remember their number
01:08:07Beth and Lee are from this house originally
01:08:12because they have never left
01:08:13but the rest of us
01:08:15we are not from this house
01:08:18we are visitors
01:08:20which means that this Lee is not your wife
01:08:25are you with me?
01:08:32well
01:08:32there's more
01:08:35because Hugh and Amir
01:08:38are from a third house
01:08:40he just showed me his phone
01:08:42it's not cracked
01:08:46remember that dark area that we walked through?
01:08:49I have a feeling that whoever walks through that
01:08:51is like they end up in the middle of a roulette wheel
01:08:55and they would just end up somewhere by chance
01:08:58and whoever walks through there
01:09:00will not return to the house that they just left
01:09:06and I think that we need to find our way back to our house
01:09:09before the comet passes
01:09:10because we
01:09:11once it
01:09:11once it passes
01:09:12we might just be stuck
01:09:13exactly here
01:09:14wherever we are
01:09:18I don't want to be stuck here
01:09:21if your theory is true
01:09:23if we walk through the dark space
01:09:25and it is a roulette wheel
01:09:27there's no way we can be sure
01:09:29that we would go back to our original house
01:09:35I think we just stay here
01:09:36I think we're stuck here
01:09:40let me put it out near the gate
01:09:41it should be alright
01:09:42if we all stay here
01:09:44we should be okay
01:09:46don't open it
01:09:47what is that?
01:09:51oh
01:09:53what is it?
01:09:54Mike
01:09:56oh fuck me
01:09:57oh shit
01:09:58what?
01:09:59Mike my friend
01:10:00Beth plus book equals Trinidad club
01:10:04don't let it happen
01:10:05whatever it takes buddy
01:10:06what is this?
01:10:09it's just his note
01:10:10Mike had this
01:10:11he had this crazy idea
01:10:11that maybe if he left this note out there
01:10:14he could stop them getting a book
01:10:15it's nothing
01:10:16it was a stupid idea
01:10:17yeah but our mic didn't deliver
01:10:18what is this?
01:10:19no it's just some crazy other mic running around
01:10:20it's nothing
01:10:21but you know what it is?
01:10:22what is this?
01:10:23we talked about it
01:10:23what is it?
01:10:24it's really it's nothing guys
01:10:24we don't have to get upset about it
01:10:27and
01:10:27huh?
01:10:28Beth?
01:10:33Mike what is this?
01:10:35oh shit
01:10:37it's
01:10:39nothing
01:10:41it's nothing
01:10:42and why does my wife have a fucking nosebleed
01:10:44oh
01:10:45oh
01:10:45oh god
01:10:46oh god
01:10:47Beth what the hell is this?
01:10:49I told you
01:10:50I told you
01:10:50what is the idea?
01:10:52twelve years ago
01:10:52Mike and Beth
01:10:54oh you got it
01:10:55he was gonna blackmail himself
01:10:56so they would not get the book
01:10:58I told you
01:11:00this is bad
01:11:01this is really bad
01:11:02wait you never told him?
01:11:05it was on my to do list
01:11:06we have to just get through the night okay?
01:11:09stupid
01:11:09why didn't you tell me?
01:11:10he said he told you about it
01:11:12well why didn't you tell me about it?
01:11:13because you didn't say anything about it
01:11:14who else knew about this?
01:11:17who else knew about this?
01:11:19Lee did you know about this?
01:11:21yes
01:11:21Kevin did you know?
01:11:22he told us
01:11:23he told you
01:11:24everybody knew about this
01:11:25he told us
01:11:26he told us
01:11:27everybody knew about this except me
01:11:29Hugh
01:11:30listen it's
01:11:31it's not what it seems
01:11:33it's
01:11:34we don't even belong here
01:11:36you are fucking too much man
01:11:38you are fucking too much
01:11:40listen we're
01:11:40we're visitors here
01:11:41this isn't our house
01:11:42what are you talking about?
01:11:43this is Lee and Beth's house
01:11:45you sleep with my wife
01:11:47and this is what you're telling me?
01:11:48check your phone
01:11:48is your phone broken?
01:11:50what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
01:11:52is your phone broken?
01:11:53what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
01:11:55just show us
01:11:58no my phone is not broken
01:11:59now what does that have to do
01:12:01with you sleeping with my wife?
01:12:03that's always been broken
01:12:03from the beginning of the evening
01:12:04your phone was broken
01:12:06so is yours
01:12:07yeah
01:12:08the box
01:12:09the first box that we got
01:12:10we had a random item
01:12:12what was your random item?
01:12:14what the fuck does this have to do with anything?
01:12:15what was your random item?
01:12:16answer him
01:12:18the stapler
01:12:19no no no
01:12:21what?
01:12:22we had an oven bed
01:12:23and ours was a ping pong paddle
01:12:25what?
01:12:26mine was a napkin
01:12:27what the fuck are you talking about?
01:12:29Jesus Hugh
01:12:29that is not my Lee
01:12:30that is not your Beth
01:12:31and I am not your Mike
01:12:32you
01:12:33you
01:12:34you aren't mad at me
01:12:35what?
01:12:36we're in a different
01:12:37a different reality here
01:12:38yeah we're in a different reality
01:12:40because the reality where I am from
01:12:41my best friend
01:12:42didn't sleep with my wife
01:12:44Hugh
01:12:44do you not understand what I'm saying?
01:12:47this all started tonight
01:12:48and if there are a million different realities
01:12:51I have slept with your wife in every one of them
01:12:56you
01:12:56no no no no no
01:12:57oh my god
01:12:58you
01:12:58oh my god
01:13:00no no no no
01:13:01you
01:13:01come on
01:13:02come on
01:13:04you okay?
01:13:05settle down
01:13:05settle down
01:13:06settle down
01:13:06i'm gonna get some ice
01:13:07i'm gonna get some ice
01:13:10are you okay?
01:13:14sit down
01:13:18you okay baby?
01:13:19here maybe a little bit
01:13:20yeah yeah yeah
01:13:21okay i'm gonna put something on it
01:13:23i'll put something on it
01:13:27you know i've made some
01:13:28some choices
01:13:29that i'm stuck with
01:13:30i'm stuck here
01:13:36i'm like the dead cat right?
01:13:40this whole night we've been worrying
01:13:42there's some dark version of us out there somewhere
01:13:47what if we're the dark version?
01:13:48no
01:13:58oh fuck
01:14:03what's that one in the house?
01:14:04shit
01:14:05get the hell outta here!
01:14:06call me
01:14:07wait
01:14:07no no no no no
01:14:08jesus
01:14:09are you okay?
01:14:11it's yours
01:14:11you okay?
01:14:12do the fuck, what's that?
01:14:13okay
01:14:14oh my god
01:14:15Uh, does anybody know what to do?
01:14:17Uh, Mike?
01:14:19Is he breathing?
01:14:20Jesus, close!
01:14:21What's that sound?
01:14:22Lori, it's okay.
01:14:23I'm so sorry.
01:14:24I'm so sorry.
01:14:25Lori, Lori, you're gonna be fine.
01:14:27Jesus, close.
01:14:28Lori, Jesus.
01:14:29Somebody help Mike.
01:14:31Kevin, shut her the fuck up.
01:14:32You're gone.
01:14:33It's okay.
01:14:34It's okay, Lori.
01:14:35Just breathe.
01:14:36You're all right.
01:14:36You're all right.
01:14:38Em.
01:14:39Em.
01:14:40You're all right.
01:14:41Em, where are you going?
01:14:43Get him.
01:14:44You're gonna be fine.
01:14:45Lori, it's okay.
01:14:46It's just blood.
01:14:47Just calm down.
01:14:48It's okay.
01:14:48It's all right.
01:14:50Just calm down.
01:14:51Get a rag.
01:14:52Get a towel.
01:14:52Anything.
01:14:53Here, here, here.
01:14:53Just get it off.
01:14:55Get off.
01:14:56I can't fucking stand by.
01:14:57It's all right.
01:14:58Just calm down.
01:15:18Here, here.
01:15:19I gotta go.
01:15:27Here, here, here.
01:15:32There, here, here.
01:15:51Get the fuck away!
01:15:53Get the fuck away!
01:15:55You're staring the shit out of me.
01:15:58Who are you?
01:15:59Who are you?
01:16:00Who are you fucking putting your car on there?
01:16:03Put it down.
01:16:21You told me she was crazy.
01:16:24You told me she was crazy.
01:16:28It's been years, it's been years we haven't seen each other.
01:16:31We did and everything.
01:16:32We did and everything.
01:16:36We did and everything.
01:16:42We did and everything.
01:16:50You told me she was crazy.
01:17:08You know, you know, Vietnamese is a pitch-based language
01:17:17It's a family, it really is a pitch-based language
01:17:19It's a family, it really is a pitch-based language
01:17:31It's a very adventure, I was with these cigars
01:17:33I think I like it
01:18:01I don't think I'm working well, I mean, I have to work a lot
01:18:03But it's going to be a nice balance
01:18:06What are you going to do while he's working?
01:18:09What are you going to do?
01:18:11I don't know, just hang out
01:18:14Investigate, eat
01:18:14Fundraise, get those Vietnamese to investigate
01:18:16I will help them fundraise the San Francisco ballet
01:18:19Investigate Vietnamese
01:18:22This time of year
01:18:23My cousin lived over there for about a year
01:18:26And said it was just spectacular
01:18:27Have you been to it?
01:18:28No, it's good, no
01:18:30Cambodia
01:18:30Cambodia is really impressive
01:18:32Cambodia was awesome
01:18:33Especially in San Diego
01:18:34Angkor Wat
01:18:35Yeah, I don't know
01:18:36I'm done
01:18:39Great
01:18:43That's what makes it is
01:18:44Yeah
01:18:46Whoa
01:18:46What the hell was that?
01:18:48It was like a car window or something
01:18:49What was that?
01:18:50Sounds like a windshield
01:18:52Should we get the glow sticks to take outside?
01:18:56We're not going to our way
01:18:58It's like a burning bear
01:18:59I'm like, hey buddy
01:19:00I don't see anybody
01:19:02You okay?
01:19:04Who's is that right there?
01:19:06Oh, for fuck's sake
01:19:07Aw, you
01:19:08Aw, shit
01:19:09Aw, baby
01:19:10I just got this
01:19:12I just got this
01:19:14I'm sorry
01:19:14Well, there's no structural damage
01:19:16I just got it
01:19:17They've taken
01:19:18They didn't take it
01:19:19Yeah, but the winter was fast
01:19:20They didn't take my stereo
01:19:21Come on
01:19:23You know, why don't we all check out
01:19:24Check the rest of our cars
01:19:25And see what's going on
01:19:27Yeah
01:19:27Okay, honey, what's our car?
01:19:28Can we drive right there?
01:19:29All right
01:19:30Hey, are you good?
01:19:32Yeah, I'm right up here
01:19:56You're fine, you're fine
01:20:02You're fine
01:20:18Hey
01:20:19Hey
01:20:20What are you doing?
01:20:21Guys, she's in here
01:20:23We were looking for you
01:20:24I was just
01:20:25By my car
01:20:27Oh
01:20:28It's like $200
01:20:28You okay, babe?
01:20:29You know, like I can fix it
01:20:30Yeah, I just
01:20:31Yeah
01:20:32You got away from us
01:20:33I did
01:20:34You get it
01:20:34We just stay here
01:20:35You think the worst things could happen
01:20:36At a dinner party?
01:20:37You can't drive
01:20:37Put that
01:20:37I don't even got the
01:20:38I think I can see if I stick my hat up
01:20:40The ring
01:20:40Aw, you can stay here
01:20:42That's a good idea
01:20:43Just pressure that
01:20:44What were you doing out there?
01:20:45Em?
01:20:46Yeah, I'm a little cold
01:20:47What were you doing out there?
01:20:49Um, the view is really beautiful
01:20:51At the comet out there
01:20:53You came in that door?
01:20:55Yeah
01:20:56What's wrong with that door?
01:20:58It's the door to nowhere
01:21:00Don't you know?
01:21:01Okay, let's go take a look
01:21:02Let's check it out
01:21:02Nobody knows
01:21:04We're hearing about the same fish way
01:21:05We were just outside
01:21:07It's freezing outside
01:21:08Come on
01:21:09Come on
01:21:10You meant to
01:21:11Let's look at it
01:21:12How did we never use this patio?
01:21:14Well, we never have comments
01:21:16Look at you
01:21:17You're so smart
01:21:18Oh, we should be awarding
01:21:19Yeah, awarding
01:21:19What are you doing?
01:21:21No
01:21:21It's breaking up
01:21:23Is that what they do?
01:21:25I guess so
01:21:25So Em, is Catherine Maris
01:21:27Going to understudy your life
01:21:28While you're gone for a month?
01:21:29Oh, no, I'm kidding
01:21:30Oh, I like that
01:21:33Aw, come on
01:21:38I wish we could roast marshmallows
01:21:40On that meteor
01:21:43One stick
01:21:44I'll take a look at it
01:21:48Oh, my bad
01:21:48Oh, my God
01:22:34yeah yeah yeah i'm fine uh the toilet just got backed up
01:22:40you can't use that one you gotta use the main one okay okay i'll be right out
01:23:17so
01:23:28oh
01:24:22Hey, you're up.
01:24:25I'll make some breakfast.
01:24:26I'll be ready in like five minutes.
01:24:49Oh, hi.
01:24:51You feeling better?
01:24:52Yeah.
01:24:52Okay.
01:24:53Good.
01:24:54I can try something back.
01:24:55Okay.
01:25:21I can try something.
01:25:30Good morning.
01:25:33You okay, babe?
01:25:35You okay?
01:25:37I totally passed out last night.
01:25:42I'm mumbling and put you on the couch.
01:25:46I'm not in the bathroom.
01:25:55That's weird.
01:25:57What's you calling me?
01:26:01Hello?
01:26:01Hello?
01:26:35That's weird.
01:26:39Galaxies.
01:26:44Galaxies.
01:26:51Galaxies.
01:26:53Galaxies.
01:26:56Galaxies.
01:27:14Eels and seagrass float on bars.
01:27:24I'm 10,000 leagues beneath the sea, 10,000 leagues, 10,000 leagues beneath the green, 10,000 leagues.
01:27:52I'm 10,000 leagues beneath the sea.
01:27:53I'm 10,000 leagues beneath the sea.
01:27:53I'm 10,000 leagues beneath the sea.