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00:11Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:23Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way?
00:31What is wrong with her?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom-digga-boom-digga-da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favorite player's scoring.
00:57Fly, eyes, keep trolling me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03VAR.
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01:04And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:10Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up!
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's completely gone.
01:55My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:04You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10What does that mean?
02:10That's mysterious.
02:11Yes!
02:12That's what I thought!
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20You can just take in some.
02:22You're leaving me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:29Aww.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God Sam.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgustan!
02:42What?
02:44Ooh!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No!
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Rejection.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:24Oh!
03:25It's fine.
03:25I'll be fine after.
03:26Ow!
03:27Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fucking thing.
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:33Everything about it's just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to another
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:17So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a Scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:31Yes, it's a Love Island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear
04:41wear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling, mate.
05:13Why are you...
05:13Who are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst...
05:19This is...
05:19I'm gonna...
05:19I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:29What are they?
05:30Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't stop them
05:53bugging
05:54the girls.
05:55Look, look!
05:56Oh, my God!
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me where that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beater in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is gonna be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I've gone like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:35I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea.
06:40Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no!
07:10We've been rumbled!
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name? My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over. Go on.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean...
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50Oh my god, that's one of my baby names!
07:52Novel?
07:52Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt-Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:02What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennette.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, erm, I like, Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Reuben.
08:28Reuben?
08:29Reuben, I love Reuben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Oh boy.
08:33Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35Do you know any Paysons?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, no.
08:38Why?
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson
08:55could get teased at school.
09:03A turn shot!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's.
09:08Give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19We're gonna hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:27You're all gonna work until you cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Splat squat, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm gonna have abs like shown after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:48What's that!
09:50Two!
09:52Three!
09:53Four!
09:54Five!
09:56Six!
09:58Sixteen!
09:58Oh no!
09:59Seventeen!
10:00Eighteen!
10:01Eighteen!
10:02Nineteen!
10:03Twenty!
10:04Twenty!
10:04Twenty-one!
10:04Keep going!
10:05Twenty-two!
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get off twenty?
10:08I made it to thirty!
10:09Spring!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14That was so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and like stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swear it's got a thing in it.
10:45Unfortunately the little bro just went.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended bro.
10:55I was still very fifty-fifty.
10:57You do you bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought though bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke bro.
11:04But I'm not going to lie.
11:05It's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days bro, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me I'd say you've got to just move on bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:33I feel like you and Trav.
11:34I'm just having a great time bro.
11:37Congratulations Aiden you just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:43Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey Opie remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves.
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit like.
11:59When you knees go back and forward.
12:02So go backwards and forwards.
12:05That's it back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:12So you hit here, back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:16Dick.
12:16Back.
12:17Dick.
12:18Back.
12:18Yeah.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22From like this way, boom.
12:24Boom.
12:25That that that, that that it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:30So go boom.
12:32Jigga boom, Jigga boom Jigga boom.
12:34Let, boom.
12:36Let bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that.
12:39Shall we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's like from the top.
12:41Five.
12:42Six.
12:42Loving.
12:433.
12:432.
12:443.
12:444.
12:451.
12:452.
12:473.
12:51Wow!
12:51This is it!
12:54I, tara!
12:55Ta-ra!
12:57Ta-ra!
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a, this!
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks Soapy, now look what you've started.
13:04Ok, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:17If we could find them.
13:19We didn't play our game, okay?
13:21Right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, ok?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, ok?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, ok?
13:33When I put my thumb up I'll start and then we'll just go for it, ok?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:45What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:08Okay, earplugs at the ready please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:12Hold 10!
14:13Hold 10!
14:14Hold 10!
14:14Here we go!
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44:21When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw dog in the trainer, immediately no.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim either, I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand like dead upright, don't even look like real
44:37people.
44:38Just a man doing laps, I just, I think packing in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they just...
44:49Come back next week for some more, me, Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore you have been dumped from the island. Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah, one, two, one, two, one, two, it's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been more fun, ha, it's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad, trying to miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life, cos we are four.
45:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:47See you all next time, but not you two.
45:50Bye!
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