🍎 At Free Eden, sisterhood is a ritual. And rituals can be deadly.
Apple (Lili Reinhart), Cherry (Victoria Pedretti), and Fig (Alexandra Shipp) are glamorous saleswomen at a Dallas boutique. By day, they scam customers. By night, they run a secret witch cult in the store's basement, conducting rituals and confessing to Marilyn Monroe's spirit.
Their world shakes when Pumpkin (Lola Tung) enters their orbit. They initiate her with fruit juice and blood, then abandon her locked inside. When they return, Pumpkin has transformed confident and ready to challenge their sisterhood. Tensions rise as they confront inner darkness, toxic friendships, and a bloody fate.
Cinema Studio presents the full American comedy horror Forbidden Fruits. Now streaming in English! 🎭🍎
Movie Details:
✅ Channel Name: Cinema Studio
✅ Movie: Forbidden Fruits
✅ Content: Full Movie
✅ Release Year: 2026
✅ Release Date: March 27, 2026
✅ Director: Meredith Alloway
✅ Writers: Meredith Alloway & Lily Houghton
✅ Producers: Diablo Cody, Mason Novick
✅ Genre: Comedy, Horror
✅ Language: English
✅ Runtime: 1 hour 43 minutes
✅ Quality: Full HD
Main Cast:
✅ Lili Reinhart as Apple
✅ Lola Tung as Pumpkin
✅ Victoria Pedretti as Cherry
✅ Alexandra Shipp as Fig
✅ Emma Chamberlain as Pickle
✅ Gabrielle Union as Sharon
Why Watch This Movie?
🍎 Darkly comedic take on toxic female friendships
🎭 Star-studded cast
🎬 Produced by Diablo Cody (Juno, Jennifer's Body)
Starts fun, ends in gory chaos
🏬 Dallas mall setting for witchy rituals
Key Highlights:
1. Witchy ceremony in the mall basement
2. Pumpkin's transformation into a confident force
3. Challenge to the coven's sisterhood
4. Confronting toxic secrets
5. Bloody chaotic showdown
About the Movie:
Forbidden Fruits is a 2026 American comedy horror film directed by Meredith Alloway in her feature debut. It premiered at SXSW before theatrical release, receiving praise for its sharp satire of girlboss culture.
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Watch Now on Cinema Studio ➔ Jahan sisterhood ek ritual hai... aur rituals deadly ho sakte hain. 🍎
Apple (Lili Reinhart), Cherry (Victoria Pedretti), and Fig (Alexandra Shipp) are glamorous saleswomen at a Dallas boutique. By day, they scam customers. By night, they run a secret witch cult in the store's basement, conducting rituals and confessing to Marilyn Monroe's spirit.
Their world shakes when Pumpkin (Lola Tung) enters their orbit. They initiate her with fruit juice and blood, then abandon her locked inside. When they return, Pumpkin has transformed confident and ready to challenge their sisterhood. Tensions rise as they confront inner darkness, toxic friendships, and a bloody fate.
Cinema Studio presents the full American comedy horror Forbidden Fruits. Now streaming in English! 🎭🍎
Movie Details:
✅ Channel Name: Cinema Studio
✅ Movie: Forbidden Fruits
✅ Content: Full Movie
✅ Release Year: 2026
✅ Release Date: March 27, 2026
✅ Director: Meredith Alloway
✅ Writers: Meredith Alloway & Lily Houghton
✅ Producers: Diablo Cody, Mason Novick
✅ Genre: Comedy, Horror
✅ Language: English
✅ Runtime: 1 hour 43 minutes
✅ Quality: Full HD
Main Cast:
✅ Lili Reinhart as Apple
✅ Lola Tung as Pumpkin
✅ Victoria Pedretti as Cherry
✅ Alexandra Shipp as Fig
✅ Emma Chamberlain as Pickle
✅ Gabrielle Union as Sharon
Why Watch This Movie?
🍎 Darkly comedic take on toxic female friendships
🎭 Star-studded cast
🎬 Produced by Diablo Cody (Juno, Jennifer's Body)
Starts fun, ends in gory chaos
🏬 Dallas mall setting for witchy rituals
Key Highlights:
1. Witchy ceremony in the mall basement
2. Pumpkin's transformation into a confident force
3. Challenge to the coven's sisterhood
4. Confronting toxic secrets
5. Bloody chaotic showdown
About the Movie:
Forbidden Fruits is a 2026 American comedy horror film directed by Meredith Alloway in her feature debut. It premiered at SXSW before theatrical release, receiving praise for its sharp satire of girlboss culture.
Stream Now!
Exclusively on Cinema Studio in Full HD
Follow Cinema Studio for more full movies and exclusive content. 🔔
Join the Conversation!
Girlboss culture - real empowerment or toxic facade? Comment below! 💬🍎
#ForbiddenFruits #LiliReinhart #LolaTung #VictoriaPedretti #AlexandraShipp #EmmaChamberlain #GabrielleUnion #CinemaStudio #ComedyHorror #FullMovie #EnglishMovie
Watch Now on Cinema Studio ➔ Jahan sisterhood ek ritual hai... aur rituals deadly ho sakte hain. 🍎
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00:00:24The
00:00:25The queen passed out in her balcony when I came out
00:00:37The king would lose their eyes and say a prayer out loud
00:00:47Gettily clad
00:00:50Scared mad
00:00:56Scared to be a clad woman
00:01:03Scared to be a clad man
00:01:09The poor plan I watched when I walked upstairs and had no shame
00:01:23The night went to go in like a skid
00:01:38Scared to be a clad woman
00:01:45Scared to be a clad man
00:01:52Scared to be a clad woman
00:02:02Scared to be a clad woman
00:02:27Scared to be a clad woman
00:02:28I need my clad woman
00:02:30I need my clad woman
00:02:50Scared to be a clad woman
00:02:51See, what's that?
00:02:52I love Fig, she's my favorite
00:02:53Go
00:02:54God, I wish I was going back to her first
00:02:55Oh, get real
00:02:56I want them to spit in my mouth
00:02:58You're so pumped
00:02:59The way that I am walking is my accessory
00:03:10Fig, hit 10k today
00:03:12Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new shipment
00:03:14I'm basically selling for two now
00:03:16So if I want to make manager
00:03:17Wait, are you preggy?
00:03:18No, no, she's talking about
00:03:19Don't say her name
00:03:20She does not work here anymore
00:03:22Obviously I'm not pregnant
00:03:23What if I had a boy and had to name him like Bob or some shit?
00:03:25Yeah
00:03:26Apple, you would make such a better manager than Sharon
00:03:28Yeah, whatever it takes to get rid of Sharon
00:03:33I think gummy bears are making me high
00:03:34Yeah, you need a new addiction
00:03:36Like I need a tiny little bolero jacket
00:03:37Wait, what if we ask Sharon to hire someone new
00:03:39To replace
00:03:40She who shall not be named
00:03:41No, I do not need another cracked out mini me
00:03:44Yeah, we don't need anybody, Fig
00:03:46Go ride or die
00:03:48Oh, we do not take the escalator in our skinny heels
00:03:50We're going to pee
00:03:51Okay
00:03:53Alone
00:03:53Okay, bye
00:03:54Okay
00:03:55Hey, y'all
00:03:56Ooh, free examples
00:03:57Yes
00:03:59Hi, um, I don't know what you do at these Rin fairs
00:04:02But you know here at the mall
00:04:04We don't talk to the sister sweets, Fig
00:04:06Um, actually, it's sister sauce
00:04:08Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:04:09Shh, shh, shh, shh
00:04:10Put that back, put that down, put that down
00:04:12Yeah
00:04:13Okay, let's go
00:04:15Bye
00:04:15Now they can wave at her
00:04:16What?
00:04:17She'll get the wrong idea
00:04:18And Album says that they've been married
00:04:21And Barb is on cheese
00:04:22And then I threw my hot coffee on his dick
00:04:24Wait, your coffee or your latte?
00:04:26Latte, stop, this is serious
00:04:27Oh my god, I'm sorry, you're right
00:04:28I threw my hot latte on his dick
00:04:29Because obviously I was not going to let this man come
00:04:31Oh my god, of course
00:04:33But you know what the most beautiful part is
00:04:35I got you an extra latte this morning
00:04:36I had the poor thought to get you an extra latte
00:04:38It's like we're a billion against the patriarchy together
00:04:41Cherry, you have to work on this conclusion
00:04:42You have to make yourself the main character
00:04:44In everyone else's story
00:04:45It's exhausting
00:04:47Yeah
00:04:47This better be something I can sell the shit out of
00:04:50Hey ladies
00:04:50So for you that'll be $800
00:04:53Thank you
00:04:55And this three piece is actually on sale
00:04:57$2,500
00:04:57You're so lucky
00:04:58I know, it's great
00:05:01The proceeds will be E-Vilti, thank you
00:05:03Oh my god, hi
00:05:04These are so good
00:05:05Have you ever tried them all together at once?
00:05:07It's like amazing
00:05:10Oh
00:05:12Glitter mini skirts
00:05:13The Hilary Duff collab is back
00:05:15Thank god us
00:05:16I'm sick of Gordo
00:05:17No, you're in Miranda
00:05:18Fix it Gordo
00:05:20What's your name again?
00:05:21Pumpkin
00:05:24Deadass
00:05:25Deadass what?
00:05:26Wait, is that like a flavor or something?
00:05:27No, it's my name
00:05:29I knew there was something special about you
00:05:31You did?
00:05:32Yeah
00:05:32Sorry, we just have a thing about sister salts
00:05:34Like bottom of the food chain
00:05:35Next to keep Tommy Cookie on, you know what I mean?
00:05:38Kind of invisible to us
00:05:39Sorry
00:05:39It's okay
00:05:40My job doesn't define me
00:05:42My hotness and my personality do
00:05:44And are you guys hiring?
00:05:48Fig, have you hit 10k yet?
00:05:50Because Cherry and I are up here working our fucking tits off
00:05:52I need you to pull your weight
00:05:53Love you, babe
00:05:54Copy, Apple
00:05:56Who's that?
00:05:57Why don't you come back tomorrow, but
00:05:59Don't bring the pretzels, okay?
00:06:00They're like poison here
00:06:05Actually, bring the pretzels
00:06:07But only bring the cinnamon ones
00:06:08Apple loves cinnamon
00:06:09Naturally
00:06:10Thanks, Fig
00:06:13Thanks, Mom Kim
00:06:17Hey, Fruits
00:06:17So I know that we don't want to hire anyone else
00:06:19But I just met this super cute girl
00:06:21Her essence is so boho, babe
00:06:22And she has a great personality
00:06:24She's a bit of a fixer-upper
00:06:25But I told her to come back to Mom
00:06:26Okay, I gotta go
00:06:27There's a woman down here wearing sweatpants
00:06:29And going through a breakup
00:06:29It's a lot
00:06:30Okay, bye
00:06:34I keep telling you
00:06:35Your nails are a safety hazard
00:06:36But I like them so much
00:06:47I'm having a ski-opper
00:06:50And I want to talk to her
00:06:51I need to lie to her
00:06:51Okay, go ahead
00:06:53All right
00:06:57Well, I see
00:06:58Of you
00:06:58Well, I see
00:06:58But I love it
00:06:59I don't think you're
00:07:07No, I don't know
00:07:41Freshly baked pretzel?
00:07:55I love cinnamon. I heard.
00:07:59Do I know you? I don't think so.
00:08:03I just got here last week.
00:08:06Are you looking for a job, babe?
00:08:07Bright and early?
00:08:09I have a job.
00:08:10Do you like this job?
00:08:13I get that, though.
00:08:15Fig, give me an application.
00:08:17Mm-hmm.
00:08:22They look like little shits.
00:08:25So how do you take your coffee?
00:08:27I don't. It makes me bomb.
00:08:29I drink tea.
00:08:30Okay, we can work on that.
00:08:34Do you ever feel alone sometimes?
00:08:38I have a heart tattoo on my pinky.
00:08:41I think anybody with a tiny heart tattooed on their body is deeply alone.
00:08:44Mm-hmm.
00:08:46I think I got it because my parents couldn't afford to buy me American Girl dolls when I was little.
00:08:50I think I'd like to be a doll myself.
00:08:53I'd like for someone to braid my hair.
00:08:56Oh, my God.
00:08:57So rude.
00:09:00What's your name?
00:09:02Pumpkin.
00:09:04Yeah, I know. It's really pumpkin.
00:09:07We're all fruits here at Free Eden.
00:09:09What are you up to tonight?
00:09:11Uh, well, I was gonna go home and make a chocolate cake with my mom.
00:09:16But, like, what do you want to be up to tonight?
00:09:32Attention, shoppers.
00:09:34The Dallas Highland Place Mall is now closed.
00:09:36Please make your way to the exit.
00:09:50Burn it.
00:09:55Come on.
00:10:03So, are you from Oklahoma?
00:10:05Uh, what?
00:10:06No.
00:10:07Wow, that's crazy because you were totally giving off a scissor-tail flycatcher vibe.
00:10:11Happens all the time.
00:10:12That's the state bird of Oklahoma.
00:10:14Um, are we allowed to be in here?
00:10:16Technically, no.
00:10:18I know a lot about state birds.
00:10:20No one really liked me in high school, so I know a lot about state birds.
00:10:23What's the state bird of Texas?
00:10:26Holy shit.
00:10:28Holy shit, I'm blanking on it.
00:10:29Oh, my God.
00:10:30Are you from Texas?
00:10:31I'm just, I'm from Plano.
00:10:32Oh, yeah.
00:10:33I'm from Irving.
00:10:34It's over by the Cowboys Stadium.
00:10:35And then Apple is from Grapevine, which is actually kind of close to you.
00:10:39And then Cherry is from Highland Park.
00:10:40Whoa.
00:10:41Oh, don't worry.
00:10:42She's not rich.
00:10:43After her whole family died, she didn't inherit anything.
00:10:46Life insurance system is so broken, you know what I mean?
00:10:49After her entire family died?
00:10:51Well, yeah.
00:10:52Apple and Cherry are a part of an elite dead dad's club.
00:10:55Me too.
00:10:56FOMO!
00:10:59The Northern Mockingbird.
00:11:00That's the state bird of Texas.
00:11:02The Northern Mockingbird.
00:11:04I can't believe I forgot that one.
00:11:05You ask a lot of questions, pumpkin.
00:11:07I like it.
00:11:09I like it.
00:11:24Blow me.
00:11:36I don't really smoke.
00:11:38It's not smoking, it's praying.
00:11:50You're a natural, babe.
00:11:52Welcome to paradise.
00:11:53Get on your head.
00:11:55Sock it can't tell us the news as we cruise.
00:12:07Where do we go when we know?
00:12:13Of the tree, winter.
00:12:19Of the root, summer.
00:12:27Cherry's sober.
00:12:29Okay.
00:12:30Cool.
00:12:32Okay, now you say where your fruit comes from and the peak season.
00:12:37So you would say of the?
00:12:39Bush. Sprint.
00:12:42Uh, okay. Of the dirt and Halloween.
00:12:47It's a vine. Pumpkin's growing vines.
00:12:49I looked it up. I googled it.
00:12:51Just to make sure that it was actually also a fruit.
00:12:53Cherry, you need to be more trusting. That's another unattractive quality we have to work on.
00:12:58Sorry. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for a good background check.
00:13:01Y'all, Halloween is in the fall.
00:13:04I know. That's bananas.
00:13:06We've finally completed the retail season.
00:13:08Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a fruit, because some scientists believe that it's actually a vegetable.
00:13:12I'm sorry, Cherry. Do you actually fucking hate women?
00:13:15What?
00:13:15I thought you were ride or die, babe.
00:13:17I am. I am both ride and die.
00:13:19Oh, so are you staying or are you going?
00:13:27Oh, my God. The retail cycle is complete. This is cosmic.
00:13:34Let's begin the induction.
00:13:43Okay, I'm sorry, but what is freaking going on?
00:13:46What do you mean, babes?
00:13:48Is that blood?
00:13:50Is it weird that I'm confused right now?
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54Mm-hmm.
00:13:55Are you guys witches?
00:13:56What is your definition of a witch?
00:13:59Um, broomsticks and spells, I guess.
00:14:04And Nicole Kidman.
00:14:05Yes.
00:14:06I studied the occult, alchemy, astrology, astral projection.
00:14:09Where our consciousness can exist without our bodies.
00:14:12Dick has a degree in astrophysics.
00:14:13I'm saving that for grad school.
00:14:15Our magic isn't some witch-talk, rip-off, fluffy-bunny bullshit.
00:14:20To put it simply, our magic is the mundane shit you would have been executed for in Salem.
00:14:28Being a witch is being a sister, and we all need sisterhood to survive.
00:14:33That's why I created paradise.
00:14:36You must follow three rules.
00:14:40Rule one, we follow the shine theory.
00:14:43Shine theory states women illuminate when they surround themselves with other women who shine
00:14:48and they don't do anything to dim their light.
00:14:52Rule two.
00:14:53The vindicar.
00:14:55The demon that derives pleasure from other people's pain and misery.
00:15:00You must banish vindicars.
00:15:02And most importantly, rule three.
00:15:05We only text boys using emojis.
00:15:08Right, Fig?
00:15:09Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so...
00:15:12He better not be.
00:15:17Goats, milk, thigh gaps, rose petals, bone caps, truffle oil, bitch slap, blood clots, juice press.
00:15:33Slap me.
00:15:37What?
00:15:39Do it.
00:15:40No.
00:15:45Boo.
00:15:46I really thought you...
00:15:51Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:15:55I...
00:15:58No worries, babe.
00:15:59That was the last ingredient.
00:16:04Drink up.
00:16:20Good girl.
00:16:22Do it.
00:16:28Welcome to confessional.
00:16:30This is a safe space where we confess our sins to the ultimate femme martyr.
00:16:34You must address her by her stage name.
00:16:37Which is?
00:16:39Marilyn.
00:16:41Monroe.
00:16:43Duh.
00:16:44No man could control her, not even the president.
00:16:47And we honor that sacrifice.
00:16:51Am I supposed to look in the mirror?
00:16:54Yeah, babe.
00:16:55Uh, wait, but I just, I don't...
00:16:56I don't have anything to confess, so...
00:16:59I wouldn't be so sure about that.
00:17:09Uh, Marilyn?
00:17:13Hello, Marilyn.
00:17:15Well, I guess it's kinda cool to finally have some female friends.
00:17:19I just...
00:17:21I don't know if I buy all of this.
00:17:22It's...
00:17:24The whole...
00:17:25The girl supporting girls thing.
00:17:28Paradise.
00:17:30The shine theory.
00:17:32I mean, don't...
00:17:33Don't get me wrong.
00:17:34I wish it was real, but...
00:17:42I guess sisterhood just doesn't come naturally to me.
00:17:46And look, I tried to be the girl with the matching friendship tattoos and the burning sage, but it didn't
00:17:55really work.
00:17:57Uh, all I was left with was, you know, a weird heart on my knuckle and, uh, hamster with asthma.
00:18:05That's...
00:18:05Oh.
00:18:10I mean, maybe she's not, but...
00:18:14Maybe she could finally teach me how to...
00:18:20Apple?
00:18:22Hello?
00:18:24Are you all down here?
00:18:28No.
00:18:31What?
00:18:32No!
00:18:34Bitches!
00:18:36Fuck.
00:18:36Hey, Mom.
00:18:38Um...
00:18:39Yeah, sorry, I...
00:18:40Yeah, I'm okay.
00:18:42I'm having...
00:18:42I'm having a slumber party tonight.
00:18:47Yeah, it's her.
00:18:49I don't know, but...
00:18:51I'm gonna find out.
00:18:57Good morning, shoppers.
00:18:58The mall stores will open in 30 minutes.
00:19:02No, because, like, power walking is a...
00:19:10Is she deceased?
00:19:16Her latte's gonna get cold.
00:19:18You smell that?
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:21Smells like puppy's breath and cinnamon sticks.
00:19:24Is someone wearing...
00:19:28The Mojave Body Mist?
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:32I'm wearing it.
00:19:48You're so anti-sex right now.
00:19:50I got you a pumpkin spice latte.
00:19:52Coffee makes me bomb.
00:19:54Randy Priestley would totally take you to Paris.
00:19:58You might be ready for your trial shift.
00:20:01I'm not already hired.
00:20:02Oh, no, Sharon has to approve of you first.
00:20:04Who is Sharon?
00:20:05The manager.
00:20:06I don't know.
00:20:21What do you look like?
00:20:22Like a crudder.
00:20:23Oh.
00:20:24Okay.
00:20:27Perf.
00:20:27You could take this one, pumpkin.
00:20:32Hi!
00:20:33Anything I can help you with today?
00:20:35What do girls like?
00:20:38Hey, Belinda, stop chasing Mackenzie!
00:20:41Sorry.
00:20:42I'm a bit of a mess.
00:20:43Oh, don't. I know it.
00:20:44I used to put my dad through all sorts of shenanigans.
00:20:46But, you know, don't worry.
00:20:48They'll always be daddy's little girls at heart.
00:20:50I know I still am.
00:20:52Um, so what, what can I help you with?
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:54Hi, babe.
00:20:55Hi.
00:20:57Momfluencer.
00:20:58Yeah?
00:20:59Oh, my God.
00:21:00Do you have sand in your ass crack?
00:21:02Because you weren't giving.
00:21:04Beach, babe.
00:21:05Where is your tan from?
00:21:06Oh, we were just in Galveston.
00:21:08But I'm not sure if it's big enough because they'll want it to block both my face and my baby.
00:21:12That is so thoughtful of you.
00:21:14I honestly think if I had a kid, I would never think of them.
00:21:17Oh, my God.
00:21:18What is her name?
00:21:19Oh, it's a boy.
00:21:22Sorry.
00:21:24You just need a little fabric, sweetie.
00:21:26Just a little.
00:21:29Hey, Dani over here.
00:21:47Oh, Galveston, Virgin Mary, Holy Being.
00:21:51Are you a poet?
00:21:53No, I'm a witch.
00:21:55You conjured confidence here at Free Eden, babe.
00:21:57This is just...
00:21:58You look amazing.
00:21:59Gorge.
00:22:01Wow.
00:22:03Baby!
00:22:13Bye, girls.
00:22:15Thank you so much.
00:22:19He was so sweet.
00:22:21Makes me really miss my dad.
00:22:24What, because he bought them stuff? He's a good guy?
00:22:26They probably caught him with his mistress or something.
00:22:28It's called a payoff present.
00:22:29You don't know that.
00:22:31Men are two-faced, Pumpkin. Come on.
00:22:39What was that?
00:22:40Nothing.
00:22:42Code Dill. I repeat, Code Dill.
00:22:44Go upstairs. Don't engage.
00:22:46Do y'all know her?
00:22:47Copy. Code Dill.
00:22:48Vindicar.
00:22:50Apple.
00:22:51In my office.
00:22:55Yes. Reporting another incident.
00:22:59Apple, this cannot happen again with the new girl.
00:23:02It won't.
00:23:06Let's go on a field trip.
00:23:12You have so much potential, Pumpkin.
00:23:14I see so much of myself in you.
00:23:17You know, when I was a sales girl, not yet a sales woman,
00:23:20I had a knack for making something out of nothing.
00:23:25Even when I was a tiny little apple, I had a green thumb.
00:23:29I made my own paradise out of playgrounds, dollhouses, oversized Costco boxes.
00:23:39Because I had to.
00:23:40I had to what?
00:23:41Survive.
00:23:44Women who don't have a garden won't grow.
00:23:47What does that one bitch say?
00:23:49A room of one's own.
00:23:51Virginia Woolf.
00:23:53No, that doesn't sound right.
00:23:55Anyways.
00:23:57We have to create spaces for ourselves.
00:24:01Rip out the weeds.
00:24:03Throw out the snakes.
00:24:06There's always work to be done to protect your garden.
00:24:11We can do it together.
00:24:12Are you looking to buy?
00:24:13Yes, I can find it.
00:24:16Look at what we already accomplished today.
00:24:20When we met, I felt this connection.
00:24:26Like blood.
00:24:29You did?
00:24:29Did you?
00:24:35Which is why I'm happy to say, you're hired, babe.
00:24:40Yeah, yeah.
00:24:41Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm?
00:24:45Thank you so much.
00:24:46I could have used that about ten minutes ago.
00:24:51Jane is the ultimate girl boss.
00:24:53She really does it all.
00:24:55I wish I could hold down that many jobs.
00:25:03OMG, pumpkin.
00:25:05Jane Does Detective is my favorite.
00:25:06Look at her little khaki trench.
00:25:09You shouldn't have.
00:25:10I mean, well, you needed a talisman and she is the ultimate girl boss.
00:25:14So true.
00:25:15My talisman is Shirley Temple.
00:25:17The, uh, dead child actress?
00:25:18No, no.
00:25:19My nine-year-old Scottish fold.
00:25:20It's the same kind of cat that Taylor Swift had.
00:25:22A lot of people thought that she discovered Sharon, but she didn't.
00:25:24We should name her Marilyn.
00:25:25Oh, no, no, no.
00:25:26I think she should be part of the group.
00:25:31You should do the honors of unpacking those.
00:25:33Oh, Apple.
00:25:34I had dips on the stilettos.
00:25:36Oh, are you literally an infant?
00:25:40Well, no.
00:25:46Do you think pumpkin is Apple's mini-me?
00:25:51Why does she like her so much?
00:25:56Keep your enemies close.
00:25:59Hi!
00:26:00Hey!
00:26:00What are you guys doing?
00:26:01Love your hair!
00:26:18Happy winter solstice.
00:26:21Fall is over.
00:26:22Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle.
00:26:25So we celebrate her first month with us.
00:26:27And welcome.
00:26:29The birth of the sun.
00:26:31The birth of the sun.
00:26:32The birth of the sun.
00:26:35Open up.
00:26:37We're in heaven.
00:26:40We're in heaven.
00:26:41Now nothing could change what you mean to me.
00:26:46That's all that I could say.
00:26:49But just hold me down and down.
00:26:52Cause my love will light the way.
00:26:55Baby, you're all that I want.
00:26:57When you're lying here in my arms.
00:27:01With wanting it hard to believe.
00:27:04What did we take?
00:27:05Sequins.
00:27:06It's a placebo, babe.
00:27:09This is just what paradise feels like.
00:27:25Hi.
00:27:26What is that?
00:27:28It's my planner.
00:27:29Oh.
00:27:30Apple has me on a strict schedule.
00:27:31You know, for like my mental health.
00:27:36You know what?
00:27:37On Wednesdays, I have therapy.
00:27:40I need somebody to cover for me.
00:27:41If you're lucky, that could be you.
00:27:46So, um,
00:27:48Apple has a calendar for you?
00:27:52That's kind of controlling.
00:27:54Apple helped me get sober.
00:27:57And not, like,
00:27:59sad sober.
00:28:00Like,
00:28:00fun, hot sober.
00:28:04And she's helping me with a lot of...
00:28:08You know what?
00:28:10I shouldn't dump truck my issues on you.
00:28:13We're working on that too.
00:28:15I have a really bad case of main character syndrome.
00:28:18Guys, come dance with me.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:36Confessional for you tonight, Fig.
00:28:39What?
00:28:40Jerry said you ditched her to meet Norman.
00:28:41No, I didn't.
00:28:42Stop.
00:28:43We have proof.
00:28:46We had plans to walk wistfully through the parking lot at sunset.
00:28:51I have to walk wistfully by myself.
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:15It's time to drink your name...
00:29:21Forgive me, Marilyn.
00:29:25For...
00:29:28I want to build an Ikea couch with Norman.
00:29:34I want to talk to him in words, not emojis.
00:29:39It's my mother's dream come true.
00:29:43She always wanted me to be a part of someone else's toolbox.
00:29:48To use, didn't put away.
00:29:53I watched my mother love someone entirely.
00:29:56And give up on herself.
00:30:00I got piercings, so I wouldn't give up on myself.
00:30:04I got a physics degree, so I wouldn't give up on myself.
00:30:08I allowed myself to find peace and freedom in paradise, so I wouldn't give up on myself.
00:30:17And I still feel alone.
00:30:22And then I met him.
00:30:26And he complimented me on my music taste, and my piercings, and he told me that his name was Norman.
00:30:32And Marilyn, you know that Psycho is my favorite movie.
00:30:36He just wants me around.
00:30:44And I am terrified that I am going to get the same haircut as my mother.
00:30:58I don't want to talk to her.
00:30:59I don't want to talk to her.
00:31:03I don't want to talk to her.
00:31:04I'm glad you changed.
00:31:05Did you lock your car?
00:31:07This time?
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:08I think so.
00:31:09You parked right there.
00:31:10Oh, I parked right there.
00:31:11Bye.
00:31:11Good night.
00:31:12Bye, pumpkin.
00:31:13Bye.
00:31:14I love you.
00:31:14I love you so much.
00:31:15Bye.
00:31:17Bye.
00:31:25Hi, Mom.
00:31:27Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:31:28I'm sorry I missed your calls.
00:31:29Yeah, I'll pick up Eddie Crocker on the way home.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:32I'm being safe.
00:31:39I don't know yet, but I think I can crack the other two to find out.
00:31:51Wow.
00:31:51She can name you up right now.
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:55Are you...
00:31:55Don't you want to make the sale?
00:31:57Don't ask.
00:31:59Sorry for me to go.
00:31:59Remember?
00:32:00Right, yes.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:01Therapy.
00:32:03It's Wednesday.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:04Bye-bye.
00:32:22Bye.
00:32:23Oh, wait.
00:32:25I forgot something.
00:32:30Okay, I'm going to go down here in my life
00:32:35of my life.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:50Hey.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:53Hey.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56Hey.
00:32:56Hey.
00:33:24my little gumdrop
00:33:36I'm so excited.
00:33:41I'm so excited.
00:33:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:46Oh, oh, the thing is alone.
00:33:47Bye, bye.
00:33:49Keep going, keep going.
00:33:51A pumpkin!
00:33:51A pumpkin!
00:33:52Cookie Man, put me down.
00:33:54What?
00:33:54Oh, hey, hey, babe.
00:33:57Um, I just, I wanted to make sure that you ate.
00:34:00That's so sweet.
00:34:01Um, I, I ate.
00:34:04Shit, I, uh, I gotta go.
00:34:06He's gotta go.
00:34:07I bet I burnt the, uh, snaker doodles.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11Um, give me a sec.
00:34:19Can you help me, my nails?
00:34:20Yes, all right.
00:34:21Nails!
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23I got you.
00:34:25Ugh.
00:34:26Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?
00:34:28Um, I'm a virgin.
00:34:31Really?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:34That's so adorable.
00:34:35You know what?
00:34:36I've been thinking.
00:34:38You should be my new mini-me.
00:34:40Um, mini-me?
00:34:41Yeah, we should get matching tattoos.
00:34:47Like, please don't tell Apple about this.
00:34:50Um, why?
00:34:52Well, I just have enough unattractive qualities.
00:34:54What, so Apple doesn't like sex?
00:34:56No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex on Wednesdays.
00:34:58But you always have sex on Wednesdays.
00:35:00What?
00:35:02Well, isn't today Wednesday?
00:35:06You know what?
00:35:06Free pass if you weren't Tuesday, right?
00:35:10You know, the schedule's actually kinda nice.
00:35:12Cause, um, she's just trying to make sure I stay sober and I don't get dick whipped.
00:35:17Right, but what's wrong with dick?
00:35:20I mean, she's like this with Fig too, right?
00:35:23I mean, Apple means well.
00:35:24She just, she had bad experiences growing up with her dad.
00:35:31You know, the way he treated her mom and her.
00:35:33Basically abandoned them.
00:35:35It's not my story to tell.
00:35:37But he sucks.
00:35:39R.I.P.
00:35:42Or not.
00:35:43R.I.
00:35:44Something.
00:35:45Not P.
00:35:45Are y'all stealing?
00:35:46Cause if you're stealing, there's cameras around here, y'all.
00:35:48No!
00:35:49We're not stealing.
00:35:52Hey, listen.
00:35:55I will not tell Apple Cherry.
00:35:57I mean, the Mini-Me wouldn't do that, right?
00:36:00Pumpkin!
00:36:02Okay, and I won't tell her that you're a virgin, cause she also hates virgins.
00:36:06No.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:12Hey!
00:36:13Hello!
00:36:13Hi!
00:36:14Hi!
00:36:15Hey!
00:36:16Oh, I, um...
00:36:18Oh my god!
00:36:20That's so nice!
00:36:20Yeah, I...
00:36:21You're so sweet!
00:36:22I don't know, I mean, okay, yeah.
00:36:23Oh my god, I have the best Mini-Me ever!
00:36:25Really?
00:36:25Yes?
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:27What are you reading?
00:36:28Um, say, birds.
00:36:30You know, just...
00:36:31Okay!
00:36:32Isn't that big, say?
00:36:34Well, you know, I want to get to know all of you.
00:36:35But I mean, I mean...
00:36:36Okay, hold on, wait a second.
00:36:37There's some good stuff in here.
00:36:41Thank you for covering me, Pop.
00:36:42Mm-hmm.
00:36:43Mm-hmm.
00:36:46Mm-hmm.
00:36:53Mm-hmm.
00:36:59Hey, Sharon.
00:36:59Can you cover me at the register for a sec?
00:37:00I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.
00:37:02Okay, thank you, bye!
00:37:15Hi!
00:37:16Babe, you know I love to dip.
00:37:18Thumbs up emoji.
00:37:21Um, a bee emoji, a boy and girl kissing emoji, a red heart emoji, and a red question emoji.
00:37:28Norman, no one's watching me here.
00:37:31You can just verbally ask me what you want to ask me.
00:37:33Would you be my girlfriend?
00:37:34No!
00:37:36Huh?
00:37:37What do you think?
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I said yes.
00:37:44She said yes, everyone!
00:37:48And that's not even the best part.
00:37:50How could it get any better?
00:37:51I got his tickets to see Ed Sheeran!
00:37:53No!
00:37:53Yes!
00:37:54No!
00:37:56I just sent them to you.
00:38:03Wait.
00:38:05I thought I left it in...
00:38:08Spooky ringtone, babe.
00:38:12What do you want?
00:38:13I just came to bring you your phone.
00:38:15I really can't lose...
00:38:16It is very hard for me to make friends.
00:38:18Just like the great horned owl.
00:38:20Really, I feel like you're more of a rosy-faced love bird.
00:38:23Super social and kind.
00:38:26You've learned about birds...
00:38:28For me?
00:38:29The Northern Mockingbird can sing up to 200 different songs and sounds from other...
00:38:32Incepts and amphibians.
00:38:35Okay.
00:38:37Have you ever seen Psycho?
00:38:38No.
00:38:39Ew.
00:38:39Hate horror movies.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:42Well, Norman was named after Norman Bates because he's such a mommy's boy.
00:38:45That's so cute!
00:38:46I know.
00:38:46He's so loving.
00:38:47He's my favorite boy in the whole wide world, Pumpkin.
00:38:49Please do not tell them and take that away from me.
00:38:51Oh, no.
00:38:51That's not what I'm trying to do.
00:38:52Cherry and Apple will not understand.
00:38:54I think Cherry will understand.
00:38:55She's fucking all of the food court on Wednesdays.
00:38:57What?
00:38:57She's not allowed to have sex on Wednesdays?
00:38:59Yeah, I just...
00:38:59I don't understand all of these secrets.
00:39:01And why are you so afraid of Apple?
00:39:02We can't let history repeat itself.
00:39:04Fig, you're not making any sense right now.
00:39:05And we're in a little bit of a pickle here.
00:39:07Oh, my God.
00:39:07Do you know her name?
00:39:08What?
00:39:09Pickle isn't a fruit.
00:39:10Pickle isn't a fruit.
00:39:10Pickle isn't a fruit.
00:39:11Pickle isn't a fruit.
00:39:12Pickle isn't a fruit.
00:39:13Pull yourself together.
00:39:15Fig?
00:39:17What?
00:39:17What happened?
00:39:23Pickle was the perfect boho babe.
00:39:26Sunkissed blonde hair, zero daddy issues, and effortlessly for Gina George.
00:39:31Apple immediately knew she found her mini-me.
00:39:34It's a guttural feeling.
00:39:35Kind of like finding a soulmate, you know?
00:39:37It's perfect.
00:39:38They were as glued together as Pickle's glitter fake lashes.
00:39:41We all loved her.
00:39:43We were like the four elements, living in complete harmony.
00:39:47But then...
00:39:48Then Pickle met Ashton.
00:39:50Ashton was Avril's gator boy hot, a wannabe bad boy.
00:39:54And it rubbed off on Pickle.
00:39:56She even started wearing mini Ugg boots to rebel against the free Eden dress code.
00:40:00It got nasty fast.
00:40:02Apple was furious.
00:40:04After Pickle skipped her third paradise, because obviously Ashton was more important,
00:40:08Apple told us we were going to try something fucking lit.
00:40:11A hex.
00:40:12Stop.
00:40:13She didn't tell us against who.
00:40:15Just that they deserved it.
00:40:18What you have done to me, let it rebound on you tenfold.
00:40:22I curse your ugliness and cruelty.
00:40:27I condemn you, Snake.
00:40:29I condemn you, Snake.
00:40:32I condemn you, Snake.
00:40:34I condemn you, Snake.
00:40:36I condemn you, Snake.
00:40:38Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a coma.
00:40:41Like some Grey's Anatomy type shit.
00:40:43They think someone at Free Eden poisoned him, but no one knew who.
00:40:47And Pickle, she lost it.
00:40:53Okay, wait.
00:40:54Poison?
00:40:56With what?
00:40:57Tyler!
00:40:58Oh my god!
00:40:59This is a private conversation!
00:41:00Get out!
00:41:00Girl, I don't know.
00:41:01I'm not his next of kin.
00:41:03All I can tell you is that the police got involved, and Pickle was committed to a hospital.
00:41:06For how long?
00:41:07A while.
00:41:08And that's when corporate brought in Sharon.
00:41:09Why?
00:41:10I don't know.
00:41:11They thought that Free Eden could become a toxic workplace or something,
00:41:13and they wanted someone to oversee us, which we don't need,
00:41:16because we're obviously women supporting other women.
00:41:18That's why Apple hates her, because she's not supporting us.
00:41:20Not really, anyway.
00:41:21I can't let anything happen to Norman.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:26Whatever that hex was, what we did was dangerous, babe.
00:41:46All right?
00:41:48Well, let's entrance.
00:42:04And we went over.
00:42:06We got so, huh?
00:42:09The guest's room, bottom.
00:42:14You can see the pool with BETH' 2,000% where we started.
00:42:19Mom, what are you doing?
00:42:47Wait! No, wait, wait, wait!
00:43:10Psst!
00:43:23Pickle?
00:43:40Run!
00:43:41What happened to you?
00:43:42She's dangerous.
00:43:44She hurts the one she loves.
00:43:46She hurts the one she loves.
00:43:48She hurts the one she loves.
00:43:49She hurts the one she loves.
00:43:50She hurts the one she loves.
00:43:53No.
00:43:53No.
00:44:08Sharon?
00:44:09In the break room.
00:44:17Hey Sharon, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:44:20Yeah, come on in.
00:44:22I need to show you something.
00:44:24What is it?
00:44:38I had a strange premonition.
00:44:40You have risked me in a vision.
00:44:41Hands on my thighs and your eyes and my prayers
00:44:43are not good to flip this collision.
00:44:45Honey, come to my office 15 before your shift ends today.
00:44:47We need to talk about cheetah pants.
00:44:50Don't tell the girls.
00:44:51Sorry Sharon, I folded them wrong.
00:44:54Who taught you how to fold those?
00:45:00Don't worry, I'll come with you on this one.
00:45:01It's like the fourth one that she's called you on this week.
00:45:03Yeah, she only ever calls an apple
00:45:05because apple's always getting in trouble.
00:45:07Yeah, I can talk to her alone. It's fine.
00:45:08I will teach her how to fold Gino pants from now on.
00:45:11Don't worry about Sharon, babe. Come.
00:45:16Cheetah pants are very awkwardly...
00:45:30Hey guys, I talked to Sharon and everything's...
00:45:35I'm changing to this, babe.
00:45:36You look like you've seen someone wearing white after Labor Day.
00:45:45A snake is attempting to enter our garden, ladies.
00:45:48Sharon may be plotting to fire your pumpkin.
00:45:51We must protect our crops by any means necessary.
00:45:54Dude, come on.
00:45:56Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute dark magic.
00:45:58Like...
00:45:59The spill for eternal dandruff.
00:46:01No.
00:46:02Stop fucking around.
00:46:03I don't hate Sharon.
00:46:04What are you even talking about, Pumpkin?
00:46:06We don't know what Sharon is capable of.
00:46:07She could destroy us.
00:46:09And that is why we need to do this hex.
00:46:11Sharon is a snake.
00:46:12She's always been a snake.
00:46:13And you know how we handle snakes in our garden.
00:46:17Like how you handled Ashton and Biggle?
00:46:20What did you say?
00:46:23Who told her?
00:46:26Do we have another snake amongst us?
00:46:29We all did that hex, including Pickle.
00:46:32And we went into it agreeing that whoever deserved the punishment would receive it.
00:46:36Apple, we can't do this.
00:46:38Just be grateful it isn't Norman.
00:46:45Vic.
00:46:52You don't trust me, babe?
00:46:54I thought I was your PFF.
00:46:56You are.
00:47:12What you have done to me, let it rebound on you tenfold.
00:47:18I curse your ugliness and cruelty.
00:47:25Uh, hello?
00:47:29I condemn you, Snake.
00:47:30I condemn you, Snake.
00:47:31I condemn you, Snake.
00:47:36Babe, you have to join in order for it to work.
00:47:38We're literally doing this for you.
00:47:45I condemn you, Snake.
00:47:58You're still not okay.
00:47:59I love you.
00:48:01You're the same.
00:48:02Ugh-
00:48:05Hi, Pum.
00:48:05I got you some liquor cur WordPress.
00:48:08How many times do I have to tell you I don't drink coffee?
00:48:10Oh, girl, it's just a matcha latte.
00:48:12I got you.
00:48:13Oh.
00:48:13Um, what are you still doing here?
00:48:15Apple made us swear to stick around.
00:48:17We're gonna talk with Sharon.
00:48:18Why can't I do anything by myself?
00:48:20Maybe we all just want to support you.
00:48:22We're worried about you, you know?
00:48:25No!
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:31Um, come on.
00:48:37Um, I think the hex backfired.
00:48:46We never said Sharon's name on the spill.
00:48:47Apple, what if it hit Pickle instead?
00:48:49What if this is our fault?
00:48:55Let's get out of here.
00:49:06Apple?
00:49:08Please don't fire Pumpkin.
00:49:10What are you talking about?
00:49:12What did you do to Pickle?
00:49:13Why are you accusing me?
00:49:14All I ever do around here is try to help people.
00:49:17I am an empath, Sharon.
00:49:19I am trying to make the world a better place.
00:49:21Do you think you can make the world a better place by getting rid of someone?
00:49:26What are you talking about?
00:49:29Are you going to tell corporate?
00:49:31Tell corporate what?
00:49:36Do you feel bad?
00:49:37What?
00:49:38About Pickle, do you feel bad?
00:49:40Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her.
00:49:41You didn't?
00:49:45Did you?
00:49:47It's all falling apart.
00:49:49Not on my watch.
00:49:55About theслes.
00:50:11Or if you're not saying that.
00:50:11But you could see what about you?
00:50:12You don't know, I'm sorry.
00:50:14Let's use the district.
00:50:14Use the district to help.
00:50:14It's all the little political stuff.
00:50:14From all the locations.
00:50:14You can make it.
00:50:15You can make it.
00:50:15There's a good thing.
00:50:16You can make it.
00:50:20I'm going to make it.
00:50:43Forgive me, Marilyn, for I've sinned.
00:50:46Some people in Highland Park think I'm dead.
00:50:49I never corrected them.
00:50:53You know, if your entire family dies in a fire, I guess you sort of die too.
00:50:59I just miss the ones I loved that died in a house that burned in two minutes while I
00:51:05was fucking the prom king in a donut shop parking lot.
00:51:11You know, Shirley Temple found me there and she told me about the fire.
00:51:15I don't really feel alive anymore, except when I'm with Apple.
00:51:33Men definitely don't think I'm alive.
00:51:37They just want to buy me with diamonds.
00:51:48I think they think it's fun to fuck a ghost.
00:51:55They don't care about me like Apple does.
00:52:02They're diamonds are a girl's best friend.
00:52:07You said that.
00:52:18Is Apple still my best friend?
00:52:24I thought I could be her antidote, but that was foolish of me.
00:52:31She will always be that cartoonish poison apple.
00:52:41Apple has a story that's really interesting.
00:52:51You know, she poisoned her dad.
00:52:58How much more interesting can you get?
00:52:59I don't know.
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:01I don't know.
00:53:22I don't know.
00:53:33Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
00:53:50Good morning, shoppers.
00:53:51Due to severe thunderstorm warnings, some of our store hours may be a bustling.
00:54:04Cherry.
00:54:05Why is Shirley Temple here? She's going to destroy the monochromatic urine baskets.
00:54:08Oh, Shirley Temple is my new mini-me.
00:54:10I'm allergic to cats.
00:54:12Of course you are.
00:54:13Everyone please look at my icing by Ina.
00:54:18Everyone please comment on my icing by Ina.
00:54:22Wow.
00:54:22Oh my god.
00:54:23Icing by Ina.
00:54:24Wow.
00:54:24Wow.
00:54:25It looks really beautiful.
00:54:26I love cupcakes.
00:54:27The box is nice.
00:54:30I know yesterday was wack, but it's really not my fault because I googled it and Mercury
00:54:36was in retrograde, so there you go.
00:54:40Dad, I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
00:54:43Is it crazy that I walked here without an umbrella?
00:54:45See?
00:54:46Mercury in retrograde.
00:54:47No, bitch.
00:54:48It's tornado season.
00:54:49Maybe the water could like wash away our sins.
00:54:53What's Shirley Temple doing here?
00:54:54Uh, Cherry is also having a nervous breakdown.
00:54:56Pumpkin!
00:54:56I went on a hot girl jog this morning.
00:54:58Could somebody having a nervous breakdown go on a jog?
00:55:00Pumpkin, do you know how hard it is to get a cupcake to look like a pumpkin?
00:55:04But I got that done.
00:55:06For you.
00:55:08Guys, I think we need to talk about-
00:55:10Hey everyone, please eat your eye by eye.
00:55:12Please.
00:55:34Swallow your seed.
00:55:36Sure.
00:55:45Hmm, that looks very good.
00:55:57Apple?
00:55:58What the hell was in my eye by eye?
00:56:01What?
00:56:01What are you talking about?
00:56:02Did you put something in?
00:56:07Don't touch me.
00:56:08Um, I'm gonna walk you, Sharon.
00:56:09Don't!
00:56:10You dare afraid.
00:56:11I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:12I'm just a little freaked out.
00:56:13First it was pickle and now this?
00:56:15Dude, you know it's bad when the scientist is scared.
00:56:18Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar for a quicksick?
00:56:21Not right now.
00:56:22It's actually a 911.
00:56:27Hey, so, um, did you girl boss again?
00:56:31What the freak are you talking about?
00:56:33You know, like with your dad?
00:56:34Stop talking.
00:56:37Okay, who did this?
00:56:38I know it wasn't me.
00:56:39I know it wasn't the icing by Ina chick because I caught her blowing the keep calm and cookie on
00:56:43employee.
00:56:43She's talking about what they do.
00:56:45What do you mean by two?
00:56:46So I have the ultimate blackmail on her.
00:56:48So who did this?
00:56:49Wait, where were you guys when pickle jumped?
00:56:54Where was Pumpkin?
00:56:55She could have been the snake this whole time.
00:56:58That's why she's over there, running for mayor of Vaughnville.
00:57:03You are so fucking ugly right now, Jerry.
00:57:07I don't care how much rare beauty mascara you use.
00:57:09Your insides are on fire and I can smell the smoke.
00:57:16Emergency paradise tonight.
00:57:18What?
00:57:18No excuses.
00:57:19Remember, we did this text to eliminate the snake.
00:57:23We will find out who they are.
00:57:35Congrats on grass, little baby boo.
00:57:38Sorry, um, sorry.
00:57:40I just, I don't want them knowing what's going on in my life right now, you know?
00:57:43Oh, don't come to free Eden tonight, okay?
00:57:47I'm going to meet you at Ed Sheeran.
00:57:49Copy Apple, running upstairs.
00:58:10It's not safe here.
00:58:19I'm so sorry.
00:58:20I'm so sorry.
00:58:24Look.
00:58:31As we all know, Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the United States government on August 4th, 1962.
00:58:39After her love affair with our John F. Kennedy, she knew too much.
00:58:44They underestimated her due to her beauty and her perfectly placed mole.
00:58:48She needed to be eliminated.
00:58:50A feminine sacrifice.
00:58:55Open this.
00:58:56Oh, yes.
00:58:58We cannot let her death be in vain.
00:59:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:59:03I couldn't get it with my tail.
00:59:04I'm sorry.
00:59:05So our question remains.
00:59:12Who is our JFK?
00:59:18Is it you, Fig?
00:59:20Are you our John F. Kennedy?
00:59:24Is it you, Cherry?
00:59:26Are you our handsome president?
00:59:28The ultimate traitor?
00:59:32Somebody fucking say something!
00:59:39Fine.
00:59:41I didn't want it to come to this, but in order for the truth to be revealed, for Marilyn to
00:59:46truly speak to us,
00:59:48we must do a sacrifice.
00:59:51It is the only way to save paradise.
00:59:55We must offer up...
01:00:03Shirley Temple.
01:00:05Apple!
01:00:05What the fuck?
01:00:06You knew she's all I have left.
01:00:08Have you ever killed something before, Apple?
01:00:12Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:00:14No!
01:00:15No, it's just she's my family.
01:00:17Enough!
01:00:18Enough!
01:00:19I am so fucking done with this coven.
01:00:22Is this a coven?
01:00:24I only took this job because I wanted to wear floral lingerie as a summer dress,
01:00:28and because I was trying to save money so that I could submit applications for grad school,
01:00:31but guess what, motherfuckers, I got in!
01:00:33I'm done!
01:00:34This shit has been killing me!
01:00:37Yeah, but you don't have to leave, because you're not the snake.
01:00:42You're not John F. Kennedy.
01:00:43Apple.
01:00:45I'm the one who told Pumpkin about Pickle.
01:00:47And I'm glad that I did, because look at what happened!
01:00:49Why won't anybody talk about what happened?
01:00:52She died!
01:00:53I washed her brain matter out of my fishnets!
01:00:55Yeah, but you can't leave!
01:00:57If you leave, we can't finish the retail season cycle!
01:01:01Cherry, you are a lip glossed shell.
01:01:05Can't you see that she is poison?
01:01:10Emily.
01:01:11Norman, what are you doing here?
01:01:12I told you to go ahead and meet you ahead.
01:01:14You said you weren't safe.
01:01:15I can't even see you.
01:01:16What's going on?
01:01:17Fig!
01:01:18Why is he calling you?
01:01:22Emily?
01:01:23Yeah!
01:01:23Is your name fucking Emily?
01:01:25Yes, my name is Emily.
01:01:27My name is fucking Emily!
01:01:29It is mind-boggling to me that you are all named after quirky fruit.
01:01:32I mean, who in the fresh hell names their baby Fig?
01:01:34Sick Holt.
01:01:35Hi, I am in love with Norman, and I want to speak to him in words, not emojis.
01:01:41Apple, he's the snake.
01:01:45Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.
01:01:46He's the snake.
01:01:48Nice to meet you.
01:02:06I tripped.
01:02:10I tripped.
01:02:12I, I, well, okay.
01:02:14Well, Shirley, we don't have to sacrifice Shirley anymore.
01:02:17So, I am, uh, Fig!
01:02:20Fig actually, like, this is the thing.
01:02:21I don't want to say it, and I don't care if your name is Emily!
01:02:25What did you do?
01:02:26I just want to say it, I don't want to!
01:02:30No?
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:57You're fine.
01:03:04Sorry you had to see me like that, Marilyn.
01:03:17Is this... recording?
01:03:21Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.
01:03:24Ben! Emily!
01:03:29Apple, what happened to your robe?
01:03:31It's deceased.
01:03:32What was that?
01:03:36Oh my God.
01:03:38What?
01:03:38Tornado warning in Dallas County.
01:03:40There's a tornado warning?
01:03:41Yes, in effect, all night.
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:43What are you doing?
01:03:44Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural disasters.
01:03:47Fire, air, water, pretty much all the elements.
01:03:49I should go get her.
01:03:50Leave the cat!
01:03:51What are you doing?
01:03:51I'm calling my mom!
01:03:52Cell phone towers go down around here when tornadoes hit.
01:03:54Electricity might too.
01:03:55Did you know that this was a camera?
01:03:57This is gonna be bad, right?
01:03:58Terry?
01:03:58Pumpkin and I need to talk.
01:03:59No, no, no.
01:04:00I need to go home.
01:04:01Because my mom is alone and we have a closet we hide in during tornadoes.
01:04:03And leave us both for dead?
01:04:04She doesn't have a home.
01:04:05She lives in her car.
01:04:05Enough!
01:04:07That's the sound of the storm gates closing.
01:04:09So you won't be able to get out.
01:04:10No.
01:04:10No, I am gonna find one.
01:04:12And I'll come back for y'all.
01:04:13Okay?
01:04:13I promise.
01:04:14I promise.
01:04:22Lucy fucking goosey with those lips lately, Cherry.
01:04:25What the fuck is your problem?
01:04:26I'm just going to get...
01:04:27Are you mad at me?
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:29You stabbed Norman in the cheek with a meat cleaver, so...
01:04:32I tripped.
01:04:33Tripped?
01:04:34It is so fucking exhausting to keep track of the way you manipulate narratives.
01:04:39Are you the main character?
01:04:40Are you the fucking victim?
01:04:41Do you not believe me?
01:04:49No!
01:04:51Fuck!
01:04:51No!
01:05:03Fuck!
01:05:04Fuck!
01:05:04Norman!
01:05:05Don't look you!
01:05:05Norman!
01:05:07Norman!
01:05:08Oh fuck!
01:05:14Cig!
01:05:15Cig!
01:05:16Cig!
01:05:16Can you hear me?
01:05:16Norman broke up with me!
01:05:18Cig!
01:05:18We're trapped!
01:05:19The mob's on lockdown!
01:05:20Oh, you're in crisis too, babe. Are you okay?
01:05:26Okay, okay, I'm coming.
01:05:29Um, um, in the employee manual, there were emergency tunnels.
01:05:34Just be cool. I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:05:36Are we still best friends?
01:05:38You know I don't believe in hierarchy and female relationships.
01:05:40You didn't answer the question.
01:05:42What's the first rule of paradise?
01:05:44Shine theory.
01:05:45You broke it.
01:05:46You dimmed my fucking glow, girl.
01:05:48You dimmed all of our glows.
01:05:50You ruined paradise.
01:05:54It's over.
01:05:55You just had to fucking self-destruct. It was inevitable.
01:05:58It's such a fucking unattractive quality.
01:06:02You killed your dad, Apple.
01:06:05So what?
01:06:08At least I'm not fucking boring.
01:06:14You're the snake, Apple.
01:06:17You never helped me for me.
01:06:19You helped me for you.
01:06:22I never had a drinking problem.
01:06:25Hiding mini bottles of tequila under cowboy hats is a fucking problem.
01:06:28It was gin.
01:06:29And this is Texas.
01:06:30What else is there to do?
01:06:33You know what's the saddest thing about you, Apple?
01:06:36You're alone.
01:06:38You're alone.
01:06:38You're so alone.
01:06:39You're like the depths of the ocean.
01:06:41Like those deep, dark places where only those glow-in-the-dark creepy creatures live.
01:06:47I'm alone because my family died.
01:06:51But you choose to be.
01:06:55You know nothing about my family.
01:06:58I do.
01:07:00And I feel sorry for you.
01:07:04Why do you hurt the people that love you the most?
01:07:10You can't trust the people who say they love you the most.
01:07:14That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.
01:07:20Well, since we're not best friends anymore, I guess I can be who I really am.
01:07:28Boring.
01:07:29And boring people aren't very good at keeping secrets, are they?
01:07:35Don't.
01:07:36Don't?
01:07:39The world deserves to know who you really are, Apple.
01:07:44Hey!
01:07:47What the fuck?
01:07:50Are you high?
01:08:25I'm high.
01:08:26Cherry, stop running.
01:08:27I just want to walk.
01:08:31Apple!
01:08:32My shoes caught!
01:08:34Apple!
01:08:40My nails!
01:08:41They're too long!
01:08:42Cherry!
01:08:44I'm in the way!
01:08:50I can't open it.
01:08:52It's stuck.
01:08:55Turn on my hands.
01:08:56No!
01:08:57No!
01:08:57No!
01:08:57No!
01:08:58No!
01:08:58No!
01:08:58No!
01:09:06I'm in the way!
01:09:12No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:15No!
01:09:19I'm okay!
01:09:20I just dropped!
01:09:24I'm here!
01:09:26I'm here!
01:09:27I'm here!
01:09:27I'm here!
01:09:28Go find the breaker!
01:09:31Apple, if you don't do anything, I'm going to tell everyone you did it!
01:09:38Here!
01:09:39Am I the main character now?
01:09:44Apple!
01:09:47Apple!
01:09:51Jane!
01:10:08Guys, I gotta find the breaker!
01:10:10Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Rush is going to kill!
01:10:14Vick!
01:10:15Vick! Vick!
01:10:17Oh, that was close!
01:10:18Come on! Come on! Come on, Pump!
01:10:20We have to go!
01:10:27Vick?
01:10:36Vick!
01:10:36Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick! Oh, my God!
01:10:47Let's go wash off.
01:10:48Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick! How cool are you?
01:11:16If I had a nickel for every nickel.
01:11:23Pumpkin, what are you doing?
01:11:26Nothing.
01:11:39I got you.
01:11:48I think it was always meant to be the two of us.
01:11:52The others were just background noise.
01:11:56Together we can create something new.
01:11:59A new paradise?
01:12:03Exactly.
01:12:04A new garden.
01:12:07But this time it will be unbreakable.
01:12:12Do you know who I am, Apple?
01:12:18You finally asked.
01:12:23You're Pumpkin.
01:12:25From Plano.
01:12:28Daughter to...
01:12:32A widowed, overbearing mother.
01:12:36You're always searching for a missing puzzle piece.
01:12:42You're always looking for a sister to braid your hair.
01:12:47Funny timing that I learned I had one.
01:12:50Right before our dad died.
01:12:55You didn't know about me?
01:12:59I've known about you since I was a kid.
01:13:02I didn't know about you as a kid.
01:13:04They didn't tell me about you till last year.
01:13:08I thought my dad was too kind to have a mistress.
01:13:12My mother was his wife.
01:13:14So was mine.
01:13:20It's not our fault they married a monster.
01:13:23A monster?
01:13:24Dad was my best friend.
01:13:28We should get out.
01:13:29Did you do it?
01:13:34It's not about what I did.
01:13:37It's about what he did.
01:13:39To me.
01:13:40To my mother. To you.
01:13:41She didn't do anything to me.
01:13:43He loved me.
01:13:43He loved you?
01:13:45He lied to you.
01:13:47What kind of a man leaves one family to starve while the other gets a fucking Thanksgiving feast?
01:13:54That is the most clever kind of cruelty because it's the kind no one would even fucking suspect.
01:14:01He abandoned me, Pumpkin.
01:14:03He was a bad man.
01:14:07I have given you everything, sister.
01:14:12Why won't you choose me?
01:14:14Because I don't know you.
01:14:16And I've been trying to figure it out for months.
01:14:20But paradise isn't real, Apple.
01:14:23So just tell me.
01:14:27Who are you?
01:14:30Just sister to sister.
01:14:38Oh my god.
01:14:42You're the snake.
01:14:45What?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47Sister to sister?
01:14:49You've been spying on me, cuntess!
01:14:52You set me up.
01:14:54My cupcake didn't make you fucking sick.
01:14:56You took a sip of my latte.
01:14:58Coffee makes you vom.
01:15:01Snake.
01:15:02Just admit what you did to Dad!
01:15:04Please, please.
01:15:05Just tell me.
01:15:06For me, I need to know, Apple.
01:15:07Please.
01:15:07Do this to yourself, Pumpkin.
01:15:10You want destruction and you crave chaos.
01:15:12I'm horrific, but you're a fucking tornado.
01:15:14And none of this would have happened if you hadn't shown up.
01:15:18Well, you're a terrible fucking friend and an even worse sister.
01:15:24You just fucking like them!
01:15:26You know what? I am!
01:15:28And I am nothing like you!
01:15:35It's, I can't wait.
01:15:38What is it?
01:15:49You're a terrible man!
01:15:49Apple?
01:15:50Apple?
01:15:51Oh...
01:15:56Oh...
01:15:58Apple!
01:16:07Daddy's little girl? Daddy's little angel? He poisoned me first. A childhood full of
01:16:15his venom and a slow fucking death. Mom? Mom? Why won't you just let me protect you? Why
01:16:27do you hate me for saving you? I need to kill him. I needed to kill him. I needed to
01:16:36kill him.
01:16:37I needed to kill him. And you're just like him. No, you're just like her. And you're abandoning
01:16:42me for eliminating a monster. How could she not see? How could she not see me? I am the
01:16:51antidote. I am Eve. I am reborn.
01:17:07Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned.
01:17:22Mom?
01:17:23Mm-hm-hm-hm.
01:17:43Let me show you what I'm made of
01:17:49Good intentions are not enough
01:17:56So get me through today and this
01:18:00After a brutal tornado season for the South, a storm struck down at many points in the Dallas Metroplex.
01:18:06At the Highland Place Mall, the tornado hit its peak, leaving many of the stores...
01:18:10Okay, pumpkin spice latte for...
01:18:12Oh.
01:18:15Do you work with cream with that, ma'am?
01:18:18It happens to fucking me, I do.
01:18:28Lubana, your tutti-frutti dragonfruit drink, or chrysanthemum, passionfruit lemonade, promo black tea...
01:18:36Oh, your cake pop!
01:18:58Thanks. I'm such a grunt when I don't have my cream dream cake pop.
01:19:03Oh my god, babe.
01:19:07I'm completely obsessed with your bracelet.
01:19:13Flowers!
01:19:16Look at this.
01:19:26Are you looking for a job, babe?
01:19:28I could be insecure, so you won't fix me, Madonna or whore.
01:19:34If you want, I could be Jesus Christ in a miniskirt, and you still want her.
01:19:42I could be femme fatale, or damsel default, you lose myself.
01:19:49If you want, I could be Jesus Christ in a miniskirt, and you still want her.
01:19:56I, I, I wanna kill your dad.
01:19:59I, I, I, I, I wanna kiss your neck.
01:20:03I, I, I, I, I wanna feel your bad.
01:20:07I, I, I, I wanna be yours instead.
01:20:11I, I, I, I, I, I could be just like her.
01:20:15Everything you always wish I were.
01:20:19Flowers, the fallage of Jesus Christ.
01:20:23Meow!
01:20:42Ma'am, you can't be here.
01:20:43Ma'am?
01:20:44Ooh. Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD homicide unit. Been here all day.
01:20:52I didn't think she'd kill her own sister.
01:20:55Wait, what?
01:20:56Oh, I've been undercover on this case for months. Apple is a suspect in two poisoning cases.
01:21:01You never got to shoot a girl.
01:21:02Do you have any idea what the hell happened here?
01:21:06Well, Pumpkin was spying on her sister, but I never thought that...
01:21:14Jane.
01:21:18What the fuck is she doing?
01:21:19Look, look. These have cameras in the binoculars. Forensics. Is that the victim's phone? Thank you.
01:21:31It's connected.
01:21:32We're going to need backup. I think we got her.
01:21:34Do we know where she is?
01:21:35I can't say for certain, but I have a pretty fucking good idea where to start.
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