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Love Island Season 13 - Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Bye for now!
01:15Bye for now!
01:16To be so true!
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific
01:45experts. Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong. Daytime. The Love
01:54Island Gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is, well, black is still the new black. And in the biggest
02:16ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here? How do you get out of here?
02:32Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh!
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo!
02:41Ha-ha!
02:43Oh my god!
02:46Woo!
02:48Oh my god!
02:50Oh my god!
02:58Help!
03:02Help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my god!
03:13Yeah!
03:15Oh my god!
03:16Help!
03:18Thank you, thank you.
03:19No problem.
03:19Woo!
03:21I'm coming with the flow.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:26Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Here's to us!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me awajama!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy?
04:11No, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea!
05:04I'll take to the air!
05:06Again!
05:08Ah!
05:09Anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh!
05:25I think I've found them!
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:32Check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, icon.
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:47Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I can't say...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm in a real cap.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:37It's like grammar.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think...
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot
08:01of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out
08:14so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change
08:24are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that professional...
08:38What?
08:38Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'm going to get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating one who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do I slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:48Yes.
09:49See there.
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle.
09:54It's an island.
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:58What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18This one.
10:21Oh, with...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire, turns out he was just
11:27getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32I would say...
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Alright, I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought!
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done then?
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Moose!
13:33Moose!
13:34Moose!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moe way.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's near and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, what is it?
14:29North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So it's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, I'm free.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, I write it.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:49What?
15:51Opie?
15:52Like?
16:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old, predictable, cheesy unseen footage from the last week in
16:17the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on.
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
17:23You know what I mean?
17:25There's...
17:25There's like...
17:26Again, Opie is a different...
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek's Scottish, innit?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Shrek.
18:09What are they?
18:10Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:18You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself,
18:58there's no way it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared!
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:04Oh my!
20:05I like this!
20:07I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola. I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
20:59Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:05Ding, ding!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:09Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you want to kiss?
21:19Do you want to kiss?
21:19Do you want to kiss?
21:21Yes!
21:25It's back!
21:29LAUGHTER
21:34You can just do it here!
21:36Do it here, look!
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it, okay.
21:40Fucking hell!
21:42Go, Finn, save!
21:43Tom!
21:44It's a good time!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love, man!
21:52How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate!
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56LAUGHTER
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:13No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot.
22:26It's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:41LAUGHTER
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45The office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Well, not after that performance.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Ooh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I say, I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms.
23:30Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Listen to me.
24:00How many ice cubes you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I fill it up?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:35Nice.
24:36Nice.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01Then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04It's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Ed, then I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, go on.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Jane?
26:24I'll give you just a show
26:25Okay, ready?
26:28Yeah, say last.
26:32That's me, on the same rate!
26:39Out!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get
26:44picked I've got a bogey definitely in there they will go blow your nose no can
26:50you pick it out can you fuck off these new islanders are always ready for a
26:54close-up oh you fucker they certainly know how to strike a pose what's that
27:02called that's it that's it down with dog that you've touched your head are you
27:07all right babe where's where's the down it's love island unseen meds before the
27:16break Sean was about to impart another fun facts any other fun facts do you have
27:21any for me so go on then Sean right a platypus what the fuck oh my period of
27:32a platypus a finis and Ferb yeah so you do you know yeah so a platypus does it
27:38sweat and water blood or milk milk no it sweats out milk it's not how the fuck do
27:48you know that like platypus no I don't know I can't remember I think I heard at a
27:52table quiz I don't teach the kids that today with platypuses
28:01the girls are wasting no time it may only be week one but they're already
28:05discussing their type on paper but I read that chick flex you know when they're
28:08like nothing they're not like you're reading like psychological books like
28:12that's so different to me I'm just like I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl do you
28:17like we're literally book club guys yeah you're a BBC for we could also do highbrow I love I'm
28:28Claire Douglas there's like murder mystery okay I'm such a bridge you don't know no I don't know
28:36who budget I'm a self-help kind of book I find myself help us I'm like I low-key know
28:40half this
28:40already yeah this is kind of basic knowledge like you should know this shit
28:44like who doesn't know this hard-on they're living their life not knowing this
28:46stuff yes continue your big chats I'm gonna go no but we were saying like hey
28:51everyone are you dipping your feet in yeah well you guys China well they were
28:58talking about books and I'm not gonna lie don't then you came over here you're
29:02like nah I don't read at all forget this shit what's your favorite novel of the 20th
29:06century we're talking about books as well we're actually talking about foreign literature the
29:11Swedish yeah the Swedish literature is really interesting we're thinking about
29:16taking a trip to the library just to see the museums and the culture yeah all the
29:20culture so much coach taking I don't mind not reading I read a book during the
29:27lockdown what I've came over here to avoid the book conversation Ellie is
29:35thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the
29:48UK Liverpool actually is you're gonna have to teach me some slanking I'm serious
29:53because when we get out and I come down on me I'm gonna have to go out and
29:56when I have to go out and when I have to go out and when I have to go out
29:57and
29:58Scott wants that to me is it
30:06you come up then you come right down
30:09you come up well when I come when I come down
30:13up yep when I come up when I come up when I come up you're fine it's a way sorry
30:22Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next Unseen Bet, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like? I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:47He likes you.
30:49Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:59Waaaaaah!
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:10Ah!
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You all right?
31:22You all right?
31:22It landed on my face?
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a must.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32Guys, it slapped me.
31:33I don't know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:36That I can do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie,
32:44then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week
32:53and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:07I don't...
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold on.
33:36I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44No, I'm leaving.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47No, I'm leaving.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
33:51Get out.
34:13All the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her taken a shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:00Wait, let's see, let's see.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing...
35:16I'm going to sing...
35:24I'm going to sing...
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:26I'm going to sing...
35:27All right, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, Year 11 drama.
35:36Right, right.
35:37Right, right.
35:38So, you're stinksy.
35:38Oh, no, you're shorty, shorty, shorty, dude.
35:40Right.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of yes has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:48It wasn't me.
35:49It was fucking one of yes.
35:51Disgusting!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04What are you doing about me?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't...
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:34Good luck!
37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Good day!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on that!
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, the talent that Opie hasn't mastered, it's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boyd Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11Has this been robbed?
39:11Has this been robbed, mate?
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:21Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced you.
39:43That gives me goosebumps.
39:45I've got thin on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you, innit?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's miles half.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm just getting in that hair.
41:55No, innit?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59You're just not sure.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our founders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:29I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh?
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that one or I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more Beach Up Bonanza!
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode, but we are almost at
44:30the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT COM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47They find us a dog get random.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
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