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00:12It had been a week since Davey had broken up with Ethan, and she couldn't believe she'd
00:17almost let that gorgeous dimwit screw up her future.
00:21But now, she was finally headed on Ms. Warner's New York trip, where she'd actually get a
00:26glimpse of what that future might be.
00:28You guys, I am so pumped.
00:31I can't believe we're about to see our dream schools.
00:33Meet at Princeton, Ella Julliard, Fab at...
00:36Fab, you said your mom made you apply to an Ivy, but you never said which one.
00:39If Fabiola looks like she's about to shit a brick, it's because you may remember she
00:44applied to a certain friend's dream college behind a certain friend's back.
00:49Fab, are your compression socks too compressed?
00:51Nope.
00:52It's just that...
00:55I did apply somewhere.
00:56I just don't think that you would be too happy about it.
00:59Me?
01:00Fab, are you crazy?
01:01I'd be happy for you wherever you decide to apply.
01:03Unless you steal my spot at Princeton.
01:07Never!
01:08No, I applied to Yale.
01:10That's amazing.
01:11Why wouldn't I like that?
01:12Uh, because of how Connecticut is spelled.
01:15You're right.
01:16What is up with that silent sea?
01:17Ooh, you should try to abscond up to New Haven during our trip to see it.
01:21Yep, that would be very helpful for me.
01:23Wow, you guys.
01:24I can't believe we're basically going to see exactly how our lives are going to be next year.
01:27Huh.
01:28Oh.
01:29Oh.
01:30Davey, would you mind not reclining?
01:32I'm about to start some chair yoga.
01:34Okay.
01:44To quote our greatest American songwriter, Taylor Swift, welcome to New York.
01:51More specifically, just west of Hell's Kitchen, also known as Hell's Toilet.
01:55So welcome to that.
01:56During this trip, we will be taking tours as big groups, but today we have a few exceptions, Mr. Shapiro.
02:03First off, our very own Eleanor Wong has her audition at Juilliard.
02:09Happy to respect your process.
02:13Also, Ben Gross, your father has organized a private tour of Columbia.
02:18Oh, it's his client Jerry Seinfeld has a nephew who goes there.
02:21You know, we are taking the entire group to Columbia later this week.
02:25No thanks.
02:26Okay.
02:27And, uh, Davey, you also have a special trip planned to...
02:31Princeton, sweeties, don't hate me, because you hate me.
02:34That's not why everyone hates you.
02:35Okay, hush.
02:36You're just jealous that you're hanging out with some nepotism nerd while I'm spending the night with Sherman Oaks icon,
02:41Blair Kwan.
02:41When Davey was a freshman, Blair Kwan was the top senior student at Sherman Oaks High.
02:47Not only was she valedictorian, but she had been an extracurricular beast who had gotten into Princeton early.
02:53All right, people, there better not be any typos in this week's issue.
02:55I do not accept anything less than perfection.
02:58If you can't handle the pressure, then go back to your book.
03:00Davey was determined to follow in her smart-as-hell footsteps.
03:04Well, later losers, I have a date with Destiny in the Garden State.
03:08Oh, that reminds me, Fabiola shouldn't you accompany Davey to Princeton since...
03:12She needs protection on the train.
03:14I'm actually not very strong.
03:16People confuse my tallness for muscle, but my bones are basically just crackers.
03:21Are we done?
03:22I know some people are itching to see what a suburb looks like,
03:24but I have to take the number one train uptown, the 116th Street.
03:27I mean, it's very complicated.
03:29Okay, Google Maps. No one gives a shit.
03:30Catted, you two.
03:31All right, let's all head out.
03:33All right, everyone. NYU, this way.
03:35Yeah, so as you can see, despite Davey having saved his ass at the college fair,
03:39these two are definitely not made up.
03:46Oh, great, I got you.
03:48I was hoping to talk to you about something.
03:50Oh, of course. What is it?
03:52So you know how Parti abandoned me after my eye surgery and went to the grocery store?
03:55Yes, and she got on the 210 going the wrong way and ended up in Joshua Tree.
03:58Right.
03:59Yeah.
04:01Well, I'm pretty sure that Len brought a woman into the house while I was napping.
04:05What?
04:05Yeah, I could have sworn I heard her voice.
04:08What did she sound like?
04:09I want to say Kylie Minogue.
04:12Hmm.
04:14Kamala, you had a lot of Valium that day.
04:16You think you might be mistaken?
04:19I guess so.
04:20I did also think that I saw a penguin sitting next to me at one point.
04:23Yep, it was probably the narcotics.
04:25Correct.
04:26Okay, now I need to head to work so I can get home right away.
04:29This weekend, I have a house to myself for the first time in 17 years,
04:34and it is going to be amazing.
04:37Is something funny?
04:39No, just good luck with that.
04:42It's hard to be alone when you're not used to it.
04:44Doesn't sound hard to me.
04:46I once lost my hearing in a SoulCycle class.
04:48Best Saturday of my entire life.
04:50Okay.
04:51Bye-bye, everyone.
04:58Holy shit.
04:59Princeton is so beautiful.
05:00It's basically a bunch of Downton Abbey sitting next to one another.
05:03So, what are you guys up to?
05:04Oh, we're at Juilliard.
05:05I'm giving out her space so she can prepare.
05:07She is about...
05:09round how.
05:11Halfway through her vocal exercises.
05:13Sure.
05:13Sure, fair enough.
05:15Davey?
05:16There she was.
05:18The myth, the legend, Blair Kwan.
05:21Blair, hi.
05:22Bab, I gotta go.
05:23Hi.
05:24I am so excited to see my mini-me.
05:27Whoa, Davey.
05:28She just said you guys were alike.
05:30So, I already checked in to admissions,
05:32said we're up to Akshara.
05:34So, what should we do next?
05:35Maybe we could do a tour, or we could go to one of your classes?
05:37Why don't we get to all that boring stuff later
05:39and start with something fun first.
05:42Welcome to the Armstrong Inn.
05:44It's the eating club I belong to.
05:46Why don't we go put your stuff down,
05:48and I'll show you around.
05:49And then we can hit up a class after.
05:50Holy shit, Davey.
05:52A members-only club in a historic-ass mansion?
05:55Who are you?
05:56The horse-loving daughter of a tech billionaire?
06:01She wakes.
06:03Great job.
06:05Guys, we've done your best.
06:08Thank you again.
06:12Eleanor Wong?
06:12Hi, yes, that's me.
06:21So, Fabiola, you want to tell me
06:22why you were so weird about visiting Princeton with Davey?
06:26Was I weird?
06:28I distinctly remember being very chill.
06:30Have you not told Davey that you've applied?
06:32You know you have to, right?
06:33Well, I thought I'd just wait until she gets in,
06:35and then it would be like, surprise!
06:37You were physically on the East Coast right now.
06:41You need to go to that school.
06:42But I'm not even sure I should have applied there,
06:45and have you seen Davey when she gets upset?
06:47She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.
06:49Oh, I'm aware of your friend's temper.
06:51That's why I have a helmet in my office.
06:52But you need to prioritize yourself
06:54and go see if that school is right for you.
06:56You have never known what happiness was.
07:01But wait, Uncle Vanya.
07:05Please wait.
07:08We shall rest.
07:10We shall rest.
07:12We shall rest.
07:18And scene.
07:19Well, thank you, Miss Wong.
07:21We appreciate you coming in today.
07:24Oh, of course.
07:29Um, so you guys didn't clap.
07:33Excuse me?
07:34I heard you clap for the other guy before,
07:37the kid who did Othello.
07:38Oh, well, every performance is different.
07:44I don't have a chance, do I?
07:46Miss Wong, I assure you,
07:47we have not made any decisions yet.
07:49But you have, though, right?
07:50You can give it to me straight.
07:52I can take it.
07:55If I'm being honest,
07:57I'm not sure Juliet is the right place for you.
08:00But there are so many ways to be an actor.
08:02Look at Flo from Progressive.
08:04I bet she's got a second home.
08:06Oh.
08:08I promise you will find your path.
08:24Hey, everyone.
08:25This is Ben.
08:26He's applying early and wants to see what life is like here,
08:29so don't embarrass me.
08:30Can't make any promises.
08:32Well, hey, we were just talking about that article
08:34in The Atlantic on, uh, dark money lobby regulations.
08:38You guys want to sit?
08:38In high school, Ben's social circle
08:41had included zero friends and one nemesis.
08:44He was hoping college would change that.
08:46Yeah, I mean, it's a complete farce.
08:48Basically, Big Oil's writing all of our laws at this point.
08:52Totally.
08:52It does seem like a lot of automakers
08:54are turning to electric, though,
08:55so that's good.
08:56Well, Ben, you do know that electric cars
08:58are just as bad, right?
08:59I mean, heavy metal mining,
09:00it's a serious human rights issue.
09:01Plus, without a clean grid,
09:02what's even the point?
09:03Right.
09:03Right, yeah.
09:04I just mean, hopefully one day
09:06we can just, like, run cars on corn.
09:08Yeah, come on, Ben.
09:10We certainly don't want to incentivize
09:12monoculture farming any more than we already do.
09:15No, no, of course not.
09:17Do you guys want to order some food?
09:19Ben, you're our guest.
09:20What are you in the mood for?
09:23Food?
09:25Um, I just want something that's
09:28sustainably sourced, carbon neutral,
09:30and preferably delivered by someone
09:31who's paid a living wage.
09:32Dude, relax.
09:34Uh, are we feeling pizza?
09:36Yeah, pizza's good.
09:39Oh, my God, Davey,
09:40you are going to love college.
09:42Back home, my mom is always on my ass to study,
09:44and she never let me talk to boys.
09:45But here, believe me,
09:47a girl's doing more than just talking to boys.
09:50Whoa, that's the coolest freaking thing
09:51I've ever heard.
09:52Yeah, it's awesome.
09:53No strict moms cramping your style,
09:56throwing away any thongs she finds in the laundry.
09:58My mom did that, too.
09:59I lied to her and told her it was one of my headbands,
10:01and then she made me wear one to Olive Garden.
10:04Oh, my dining club's party is starting.
10:07What do you say?
10:08Shall we?
10:09Hell yeah.
10:10Davey was in awe.
10:11The Blair she knew in high school
10:13had skipped prom
10:14to practice extra declensions for AP Latin.
10:17Hey, guys.
10:18How we doing?
10:20How's everything going over here?
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22Now look at her.
10:23She was mixing and mingling
10:24even more than Jingle Bell Rock.
10:26Y'all look good.
10:27Let's party.
10:31All right.
10:33Who wants shots?
10:38I freaking love my future life.
10:44Hello.
10:45Oh, I'm hot.
10:53Sweet silence.
10:54Let's...
11:26Ben?
11:27But you'd still be up at Columbia
11:28hanging out with your fancy new friends.
11:31Yeah, no.
11:32It was super fun.
11:33I'd totally fit in.
11:34But I just came back to recharge,
11:36especially after so much intellectually stimulating conversation.
11:39Okay, kids.
11:40Here's the thing.
11:41We were unable to get all of you tickets to a Broadway show.
11:45However,
11:46we did get ourselves two tickets to Moulin Rouge.
11:49All right, but for you guys,
11:51we have pre-ordered the film version
11:53to this room.
11:55So you can follow along with us.
11:56It's going to be so much fun.
11:58Watch it.
12:00Okay, bye.
12:01Yeah, we've got to hurry.
12:02Because, yeah.
12:04Elle?
12:05Are you okay?
12:06You haven't said a word since your audition.
12:08I don't want to talk about it.
12:10Okay.
12:11Maybe I'll see what Davey's doing.
12:14How was your class visit?
12:15Did the student-teacher ratio seem cool?
12:18Yes!
12:20Oh!
12:21Get it!
12:22Yes, girl!
12:23Woo!
12:25Didn't go to class,
12:26but I'm getting schooled on how to party
12:28by Blair at her Ritzy AF Armstrong Inn.
12:31You would love it here.
12:34But would she love it there?
12:36She only applied to please her mom
12:38and maybe see a BB-8 droid.
12:40She knew she needed to visit.
12:43Why don't we go meet up with Davey?
12:44She's at a fun party,
12:45and I could cheer you up.
12:46Who knows?
12:47Maybe we'll learn some factoids about Princeton,
12:48but it's not going to be useful for someone.
12:50What about the chaperones?
12:52Those autograph hounds
12:54will be waiting outside the stage door
12:55for hours after curtain call.
12:57We got time.
12:59Well,
13:00honestly,
13:01I could probably use a stiff drink
13:04since this trip
13:05has shattered my entire sense of self.
13:07Yeah,
13:07I could use a drink too.
13:09But mine is to celebrate
13:11because today went really well for me.
13:16Can I come?
13:17Yes.
13:18Come on.
13:18Let's go.
13:22Hey.
13:23I'm Seth.
13:24What's your name?
13:25It's Stevie.
13:25Back off, Seth.
13:26She's in high school.
13:27Throne in reverse.
13:28Woo!
13:29Blair,
13:30this is so friggin' fun.
13:31Your life is so dope.
13:32I want to be exactly like you.
13:34Come on.
13:34What the hell are you doing?
13:35You're supposed to stay behind the bar,
13:37and you're not even wearing your uniform.
13:38I'm so sorry, Mr. Martell.
13:40I just thought I'd be creative
13:42to take the drinks to the guests
13:43on the dance floor.
13:44Missy, you're fired.
13:45Let's go.
13:46No, please.
13:46I really need this job.
13:48Wait, you work here?
13:50Do all of the students in this club
13:51have to do a shift?
13:52Like a co-op?
13:53Yeah, so, um,
13:55the thing is,
13:57I'm actually not a student anymore.
14:07Hey.
14:08Oh, hello.
14:09I'm so sorry to interrupt
14:10your special night of alone time,
14:11but I think I left my phone
14:12in your kitchen.
14:13Oh, my goodness.
14:13Yes, come on in, of course.
14:15Yes, no, no, no.
14:16Come in, come in, come in.
14:16All right, let's see.
14:18Um, ah, found it.
14:20Oh, that was very fast.
14:21I was really worried
14:22I sealed it up on one of your walls.
14:24I'll let you get back to your you time.
14:26Oh, no need to jet out of here.
14:29Just tell me about your day
14:30or any other day for that matter.
14:32Just talk whatever you want.
14:33You can just talk.
14:35Quiet's getting to you, huh?
14:36It's deafening.
14:37Did you know your bath
14:39only stays warm for, like, five minutes
14:40and then you're just sitting
14:41in your own personal pond?
14:43Do you have anywhere else to be
14:45or can you...
14:46Well, actually,
14:47Margot is at a friend's house.
14:49You can stay?
14:51Oh, my God. Thank God.
14:52Okay, uh, well, what should we do?
14:55Uh, did you want to play, uh, like, a board game or what?
14:57Have you had dinner?
14:59Does eating a sleeve of saltines
15:00while solving a thousand-piece puzzle count?
15:04I'm so sorry, Davy.
15:06I didn't want to lie to you.
15:08This is just obviously kind of humiliating for me.
15:11So, what happened?
15:13Well, it turns out if you party nonstop
15:15and fail all your classes,
15:16they will not let you stay.
15:18But you were the most focused person I knew.
15:21How do you go to college
15:22and then just decide to stop trying?
15:25I don't know, Davy.
15:26I was so burnt out after high school.
15:29I mean, you know what it's like.
15:30You do a million extracurriculars
15:32and you take all the hardest classes
15:34just to get into a school like this.
15:36Then, once you're in, what's the goal?
15:39You're certainly not going to be the top anymore
15:41and you don't have your mom here to badger you.
15:44It's easy to get lost.
15:46Damn.
15:47The hardest part about college
15:48isn't the schoolwork.
15:50It's being on your own
15:51and not knowing who the hell you are.
15:55So, how are you doing now?
15:57I'm okay.
15:58I'm just trying to figure myself out
16:00before I decide what to do next.
16:04Wait, hang on a sec.
16:06Where was I going to sleep tonight?
16:07I redecorated my apartment
16:08to look like a dorm room.
16:10And I paid my 50-year-old neighbor
16:11to wear a backwards hat
16:12and ride around on a skateboard.
16:14Nice.
16:18Uh, do you mind waiting here for a second?
16:20I really need to beg for my job back.
16:22Yeah, for sure.
16:23Go get him, driver.
16:24Tiger or, uh, former tiger.
16:27Davey was shaken by this revelation from her idol.
16:30If perfect Blair couldn't hack it at college,
16:32then what chance did she have?
16:34It also reminded her that maybe she underestimated
16:37how hard the transition to college might be.
16:40Davey, is this a butt dial?
16:42No, I'm looking straight at you.
16:44But aren't you on a trip?
16:45Okay, stop asking questions.
16:47Sorry.
16:48Go on.
16:48I just wanted to say
16:50I'm really sorry about giving you a hard time about ASU.
16:53Oh.
16:54Uh, I mean, it's not right?
16:56No, no.
16:57I was being a judgy brat,
16:59and I didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
17:02Oh, thanks, Davey.
17:04I appreciate that.
17:05Also, it's...
17:06Pretty nice to get to see your face around school again.
17:10It's nice seeing you, too.
17:13Is everything all right out there?
17:15Yeah, totally.
17:16It's just...
17:18Things are a little different
17:19than what I thought they'd be here.
17:21Yeah.
17:22That's, um,
17:23kind of how I felt about college, too.
17:25Bro,
17:26what did I say about having your phone out
17:28at Best Bro's Dinner?
17:29Every Saturday and Sunday, you're mine.
17:31Coming.
17:32So, I guess you gotta go?
17:33Yeah, I'm in trouble.
17:35But, um,
17:35thank you for the call.
17:37Uh, let's chill when you get back.
17:39Okay.
17:39Bye, Paxton.
17:41Oh, my God, guys, look, there's Davey.
17:43See? Yay, we're at the right spot.
17:46What are you guys doing here?
17:48We're here to see you.
17:49Aw, that's really nice.
17:50Can you take us to some alcohol, please?
17:53Well, I could, but, um...
17:55Wait, how come you're sitting outside the party
17:56with your suitcase?
17:57Did you get kicked out from being a loser?
17:59Okay, bye.
18:00Davey, I'm back.
18:01Come on in.
18:02Great.
18:02Uh, could I bring some friends?
18:04Oh, hey, guys.
18:05Come.
18:05Yeah.
18:09So,
18:10what were you gonna do
18:11if I hadn't shown up?
18:12Oh, I was dangerously close
18:13to disassembling the dishwasher
18:15so I could deep clean it.
18:16That's dark.
18:17I guess you were right.
18:18Being home alone is harder than I thought.
18:21Oh, my goodness.
18:22When Davey goes to college next year,
18:23what am I gonna do with myself?
18:25I get it.
18:26Margot went to our camp one summer,
18:27and I was so desperate to fill the time,
18:29I built a pool house.
18:31We don't have a pool.
18:32Oh, that's a good one.
18:35I always imagined
18:36I would spend this time with Mohan.
18:39I thought we would take on
18:40some empty-nester hobbies, you know?
18:42Like,
18:44building a birdhouse.
18:45Sure.
18:46Although Mohan hated crafts,
18:47so not that.
18:48How can anybody hate crafts?
18:50He used to say
18:50it was a poor substitute
18:51for a personality.
18:53That is a very harsh indictment
18:55of the crafting world.
18:56I thought so.
18:59Listen,
19:00I know you didn't plan
19:01to do this on your own.
19:02I certainly didn't either,
19:04but we're gonna get through this.
19:07And if you're at all interested
19:09in buying a recumbent bike,
19:11I kind of feel like
19:12that's where I'm probably headed.
19:13No, no, no, Andres.
19:15Absolutely not.
19:16That is way too sad, Dad.
19:18I'm actually gonna make
19:19a pot of tea,
19:20and when I come back,
19:21we are going to think about
19:22more dignified hobbies
19:23for your old age.
19:27So what brings you
19:28to the boring-ass burps?
19:30Just morbid curiosity.
19:31Real cool, bro.
19:33All right.
19:33I'm gonna do a lap.
19:36All right, Al.
19:37Here's your Sazerac.
19:38Now tell us what happened today.
19:39Did something happen today?
19:42The Juilliard people
19:43said I was bad at acting.
19:46They said I sucked.
19:47What?
19:48How dare they?
19:49You're an amazing actor.
19:50You have to say that
19:51because you're my friends.
19:52No, we would never lie to you.
19:54Right, we don't lie to each other.
19:56Unless it's, you know,
19:58like, an emergency.
19:59I just don't know
20:00what I'm supposed to do
20:01if I can't act.
20:03Maybe puppeteer?
20:04Al, you can't let
20:05some snooty douches
20:07take away the thing
20:07that you love.
20:08Yeah, you have to be an actor.
20:10Thanks, guys.
20:12You and this
20:13absinthe-based drink
20:14are raising my spirits.
20:16Now, can we just
20:17dance?
20:18Yeah!
20:19Yeah!
20:20Woo!
20:34Jay High School.
20:36Come dance with me.
20:37No, thanks.
20:38I'm just trying to hang out
20:38with my girls.
20:39Come on.
20:40Dude, come on.
20:41Just let me go.
20:42Stop.
20:43Hey, Absalde, get off of her.
20:46You okay?
20:47I just want you,
20:48I just want your love.
20:55Hey.
20:57How was your face?
20:59It's okay.
21:00Does it look kind of cool?
21:02Yeah.
21:03Maybe just keep the ice pack
21:05on it, though?
21:08Wow.
21:09This might make me sound
21:10like a baby,
21:11but college is way scarier
21:14than I thought it would be.
21:15Because of that dickhead?
21:17Just keep some pepper spray
21:18handy when you get here.
21:19Okay, yeah,
21:20partially because of him,
21:21but also...
21:23Did you know that
21:24Blair failed out?
21:25Really?
21:26That sucks.
21:28Are you really close enough
21:29to her to be this sad about it?
21:31Ben, Blair and I
21:32are basically the same person.
21:33If she imploded,
21:34then I...
21:34How do you think
21:34you will too?
21:36Nah, you won't.
21:37How do you know that?
21:38I'm not known for being
21:39the most stable person around.
21:41Look, Davey,
21:42I know that you idolize Blair
21:43and you think you're so similar,
21:44but you are literally
21:45nothing alike.
21:46I mean, she was much more perfect
21:48than you when she was
21:48in high school.
21:49How dare you?
21:50That was her problem.
21:51She made zero mistakes
21:53and had no fun.
21:54She was a total powder keg.
21:56You have made many mistakes
21:57and you go to parties
21:59and you've had boyfriends.
22:01You know,
22:01some are better than others.
22:04Davey, you know who you are.
22:06You really think so?
22:08Yeah, I do.
22:10It's just,
22:11for as long as I can remember,
22:13my main goal
22:14has been to go to Princeton.
22:15Like, that's it.
22:16But I never thought
22:18about what life
22:19would be like
22:20after I got in.
22:21Yeah, I know what you mean.
22:23You know how I was all excited
22:25to go to Columbia
22:26and be with my people?
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:29Well, turns out
22:30I'm too stupid to go there.
22:32What are you saying?
22:33That's not true.
22:34Yeah, these kids
22:35knew so much about the world
22:36and they read articles
22:37from magazines
22:38that I've never even heard of.
22:39A couple of times,
22:40I even had to look up
22:41some big words on my phone.
22:43Okay, so what?
22:44You can read an article, too.
22:46They're probably just
22:47regurgitating words
22:48that they've read before
22:49because they're insecure, too.
22:50Yeah, maybe.
22:52Yeah, definitely.
22:53Ben,
22:54this is a game you can win.
22:56You're the biggest
22:56bullshitter I've ever met.
22:58Thank you, David.
23:00I feel oddly inspired.
23:07I feel like I'm so scared.
23:07Hey.
23:09Um...
23:10I really hated it
23:11when you weren't talking to me.
23:13Yeah.
23:14I'm so sorry about that.
23:17I was trying to...
23:17You don't have to explain.
23:18I get it.
23:19I just...
23:22I want to be friends.
23:24Yeah.
23:25I can be your friend.
23:28I got your back, baby.
23:30Yeah, sorry we took forever.
23:32Fab got into a conversation
23:34with some students
23:34about how many Nobel Prize winners
23:36are on faculty.
23:37Well, the good news
23:39is Seth was asked to leave.
23:41But the bad news
23:42is he told everyone
23:43you're underage,
23:44so you're not allowed back in.
23:45That's okay.
23:46I mean, we shouldn't head back anyway.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:48This trip wasn't what
23:49you were hoping for.
23:50Actually,
23:51it's exactly what I needed.
23:54See you later, mini-me.
23:57Bye, guys.
23:58Bye.
23:58Okay, should we head to the train?
24:01Don't bother.
24:01We have rented a van.
24:03So, at intermission,
24:04when I went to get
24:05this beautiful shirt
24:06and matching briefs,
24:07I took out my Android
24:09to pay with Windows bucks,
24:10and I noticed
24:11an alarming number
24:12of text messages
24:13from your classmates.
24:15And now I have to hang
24:16an unsigned poster
24:18in my office
24:19and never get a chance
24:21to touch Aaron Tavace's bare hand.
24:23We can explain.
24:24Tick, tick, tick, tick.
24:24The trip is canceled.
24:26We all fly home
24:27tomorrow morning.
24:28And don't even think
24:29about asking to pull over
24:31for bagels
24:31on the way to the airport.
24:46So, your nest
24:47doesn't feel quite as empty.
24:54Don't blame me
24:55for cutting the trip short.
24:56You can spend
24:57the six-hour plane ride
24:58thanking the boxcar children
24:59who stole away to New Jersey.
25:01I really wanted
25:01to visit Parsons.
25:02My passion is graphic design.
25:04Hey!
25:05Don't throw loose nuts at me.
25:06I could have an allergy.
25:07Even though a dozen students
25:09on this plane
25:09were cursing
25:10Davey and her friends
25:11right now,
25:12she was feeling good.
25:13She had fixed
25:13her relationship with Ben
25:15and was hopeful again
25:16about her future
25:17at Princeton.
25:17Well, hey, Fab,
25:19I'm really sorry
25:20you didn't get to see Yale.
25:21Oh, right.
25:23It's okay.
25:24I could just
25:24take a virtual tour.
25:26Yeah,
25:27definitely nothing weird
25:28bound to happen here.
25:29Do me a favor
25:33So do me a favor
25:35Don't call me
25:36Need a helpline
25:39Specifically for your mother
25:41Explaining why you wind me up
25:44Wondering why I have to recover
25:47Don't mess
25:49Do me a
25:50Got that pretty smile I miss
25:53You suppose my ego
25:55All my own love
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