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00:00a farm in fucking welling a farm in welling doing a uh hide and seek i'm seeking i haven't
00:09sucked that's like a post i haven't sucked in a in a you know i can't even remember the last
00:16time
00:16i'm just out for a nice day out thanks bro sun's out again it's not as hot as it was
00:25last week but
00:26sun's out find a couple of geezers hiding in a farm gosh yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna find these
00:33animals bro okay yeah i'm thinking it might be kevin following you then because there was a
00:37toss-up between the camera i'm trying to get okay i'm gonna give me a wabby find me away
00:44we are briefing uh about quad bikes where is where is said quad bike
00:48what's your thing you've ridden a quad bike i've ridden a quad bike before absolutely
00:56is that what you say ridden the quad bike i've rode i've rode i've ridden i've ridden a lot of
01:02things in my time yeah there you go like neutral forward yeah all right back forwards left right
01:08yeah that's a piece of this man knows vehicles yeah because if my one had like a high gear low
01:13one there's a bit more powerful than this i think this is just forward yeah this is forward is it
01:18goes it goes goes forward goes back yeah that's fine how does this go in magnet oh yeah
01:32we've got some happy day glasses even though it's nice and sunny yeah how do you get it off
01:36press side one for that's it yeah easy for the dust fuck yeah oh yeah i i've had a quad
01:45bike in my
01:45previous time yeah we had a equestrian property so i had a quad bike yeah all right one with longer
01:53and the question sold it but habit very upmarket then no it's the end of them just being like
02:00fucking shit so far man that sounds like a cv series yeah yeah pretty much boom oh you flee oh
02:10no i'll give you one i'll give you one thanks i've not done a hide and seek you've never done
02:15one
02:15before never done one okay yeah have you got a tactic then although or was i just so good in
02:21the last
02:22videos i'm just gonna have a little look around and see if anything comes to mind well it's bed
02:31seeking he's he's quite fast he's quite competitive do you reckon you can outrun him oh i can i can
02:36out
02:37run yeah yeah okay i might just try and tame a few cows and then just sort of crawl in
02:46not into them
02:47but just next well they do like there is like hugging cow therapy you can do can't you it calms
02:52you down i might just do that instead why can't we do hide and seek your cow therapy
03:01i always either get the really late ones or the really early ones like
03:06i didn't sleep till like 2am here for this early is that you're wearing wellies
03:12uh yeah i'm gonna have to go and change them i got told to we got told to be prepared
03:16and
03:17you're gonna go changing well i haven't changed them no i'm gonna get you okay
03:19well you have got to change the outfit yeah yeah just the seeker would have an outfit
03:25geez look at you shine nice come on courtesy car let's go yeah what's that attitude it's a good
03:33looking car it's not not bad for a courtesy car is it at all if you see another car it's
03:38very bad huh
03:39yeah that's a good one yeah i'm getting here i'll turn
03:46hey what are you doing toasty what options do i have a cheese toasting there's a whole menu
03:51i'm a cheese toasting oh i can't have ham there's chicken the chicken looks pretty good
03:56does it now look at that
04:01what are you going for josh i don't know
04:07i guess the cheese toast is safest isn't it really chilling yeah day for it beautiful day on
04:12the farm this this feels cozy you know this feels like cozy side man just like couple boys like the
04:19good old days let's go to a farm and play hide and seek i like it i'm excited for it
04:23i did have wellies
04:24on but i've taken them off yeah i was gonna say yeah i was like do i need to be
04:27sensible about my shoe
04:28choice no the uk when it hasn't rained it's just nice yeah even if it rains a lot and it's
04:33sunny the
04:34next day it's still not nice do you know i i say this because i have a dog and the
04:39dog is uh he's very
04:40blonde so if it rains he just inevitably ends up with like mud up to here yeah i'm a hater
04:48of the mud but
04:49when it's dry and sunny beautiful we're in dartmouth i think dartford dartmouth welling welling welling
04:59welling boots is what johnny's got on uh we're on a farm we're doing hide and seek on a farm
05:04this is
05:04quite exciting uh it's quite fun back to basics back to a classic sidemen format uh and it's one we
05:11haven't actually shot in a while the last normal hide and seek we did was about 10 months ago now
05:16and it was at jj's house that he's sold you know and so we thought you know we've got six
05:22of the boys
05:23we should be able to get some fun content out there some wholesome content uh and go back to simon
05:30basics so we thought how does it work you've got a lot of people today as well we've got a
05:35lot of people
05:35a lot of camera ops it's quite a big space usually behind it's a house or it's a castle it's
05:40whatever
05:40fun this is a much bigger space to play in so we've got quite a few cam ops we've got
05:47a bunch of
05:47art we're putting out now the boys turn up in half an hour for sidecast so we've got like an
05:52hour and
05:52a half to get everything set up so it's sort of action stations right now but we sort of thought
05:57you know we've done a hide and seek everywhere in the uk at this point where haven't we done we
06:02looked
06:02at a few different options and farm was sort of the most the one that intrigued us the most it
06:07seems
06:07the most fun there's like sheep there's pigs here you can go and play with like they can hide in
06:11a
06:11field with lambs and sheep and horses that's pretty fun i would love to see someone trying to hide behind
06:16the sheep yeah i know i mean you're welsh elliot jones so the temptation levels here are quite high
06:2610 youtubers uh including the sidemen and we've got a bunch of different killstreaks so these guys are
06:31trying to set up a scarecrow camera right now okay uh and then a bunch of extras because we've added
06:35a new
06:35format is hide and seek we thought you know what's something it's a hide and seek but what's
06:41something we can add to make it slightly more interesting so we've got challenges dotted around
06:44that as the hiders you can completely challenge and get granted a useful item such as like a ghillie suit
06:50or a tar or a spatula like not a spatula whose phone is that john oh mate like so i
07:00got a sure on i went
07:02and bought a sure on what's that you know the electric bikes oh yeah and a balaclava yeah would
07:06you like some help with your boiled eggs yeah we can take them somewhere all right go grab some eggs
07:12yeah and then um you can go you can go do that do you mind frank set dresses the eggs
07:16or whatever
07:17like put some out all right okay all right frank you go set up a world egg challenge the filming
07:22thing um maxim has put it there on the map you've got the map i don't know what that is
07:28so you can
07:28grab yourself a um quad fly around on yeah just another day in the office just another day in the
07:35orifice johnny um the boys there's gonna be some hiding there's gonna be some seeking we have kieran
07:40carlin uh we have castor lee yeah we have jamie jordan clarky yeah and we have kieran karen carlin yes
07:50he's my favorite he is he is he i think he might be a crew favorite kieran carlin he's a
07:54lovely bloke
07:55isn't he he's a lovely bloke he was there he was there when i got my well they attempted to
07:59steal my
07:59phone wasn't it he was yeah he was with me though someone attempted to rub my phone in a um
08:03what do you
08:03call him in a bar i called her a pickpocketing bitch um but yeah this uh this lady put a
08:09little bit
08:10newspaper over my phone yeah and and nabbed it cheeky but i was at the bar and uh kieran carlin
08:15and our producer lewis were sat and these they were just like shouting gibberish at them and then they
08:20kind of and then i looked over and saw the hand movement and i ran up to her and i
08:24snatched
08:25newspaper i felt my phone and i put my new big bucket bitch and uh the whole bar that everyone
08:30collapsed
08:30like um no they were saying yeah i got my phone back come on come on yeah the aim is
08:37for it to take
08:38about four hours five cam ops today uh lots of gopro stuff um dedicated cameras for each area uh
08:45missing some of the some of the usual camera inside both james frames and jack rubin are are away
08:52yeah both on holly bobs the lazy lazy bastards i can't believe it charlie what are you doing
08:58oh mate i ain't got a clue um i'm joking um we are basically filling these buckets up with
09:06loads and loads and loads of grapes yeah so we can stamp them and make wine okay yeah so
09:12quite a tedious job today but it's all right not bad side wine yeah side wine yeah new brand there
09:17you go
09:17yeah yeah on camera as well did you yeah even better that was the top time shut up frank hey
09:28frank
09:29what's up eggs eggs on friday i'm filming snooker you're taping taping yeah taping what
09:39what's up no go zones no go zones yeah okay fun there's got to be some places they can't go
09:46johnny
09:47i've got a double melt always always playing and i asked the recommendation for the extra
09:51sauces i've got a mixture of honey and sweet chili climb into a little really good
10:00yeah have you got any advice to give everyone else in terms of i think yeah yeah there's no there's
10:06no
10:06money on the line there's no money on the line there's no money on the line i should have enjoyed
10:13the car more on the way here it looks cool that's the honor of winning you actually get to keep
10:18the
10:18farm like more of a burden than anything to be honest why don't we just you guys put in 50k
10:24oh yeah
10:25just chuck in the light casual casual 50. yeah yeah well the guy opened the door i was about to
10:41get
10:41out of the car and i was like no no i'll do it and i was like that's weird i
10:45let him do it but i like it
10:46it was it didn't feel great i feel like some sort of death spot it comes with chips as well
10:51yeah
10:51fucking hell bad man hey if we tell us a bad man these in jacket potatoes i can get behind
10:57this
10:57jacket potatoes toasties yeah get behind that vibe no i'm on it do love it
11:02fucking spotter what i love the spuds yeah the spuds are i mean i could do that all the time
11:06they're local to here by the way yeah tp got big issues with you down the road
11:11you can order it now you can order it now i'll be here in 20 minutes every day
11:17yes you can have it every day in my life do you want that yeah we i can do spuds
11:20everywhere every
11:20shoot no but we can order it here it's on uber eats that's fine i've already ordered my chicken
11:24mouth okay i haven't ordered nothing right the spuds are always good so if i do spuds every show is
11:28it
11:29a bit heavy yeah i finished yesterday okay did you the whole thing yeah because i don't eat all day
11:34it's what i eat i eat my whole spud every time i just want to try something and there's a
11:38variety
11:38what you can have is toppings that changes the whole meal dynamic entirely okay okay let me do
11:42that and then just that spuds and then a healthy option
11:47well it is a healthy option
11:48no it's not it's like it's not it's like it's uncle jamie coming around today
12:04i was like i don't think so today do you want to send a voice note she's like yeah yeah
12:08yeah
12:09she's like hope rome's remember you're okay
12:12you know you know kids hear something they think they can see it on the phone so she heard it
12:15she's
12:15looking at my phone come look at the phone i had a video what's going on am i one of
12:20the first
12:20no second third no no how was your birthday bro bro it wasn't my birthday man how was your
12:26birthday bro it's not my birthday my mom's birthday she come to my house i saw my mom how was
12:30your
12:30birthday my mom's birthday i didn't do nothing okay how was the day how was yesterday
12:33it was beautiful my mom the day the woman gives birth to a child it's nothing to do with the
12:37child man we're bred in it it's nothing to do with me i didn't even come out it was a
12:40c-section
12:41it wasn't even my choice okay it's the big other it's a doctor's birthday my mom you got kids out
12:44your
12:45own home same i got evicted whoa how was your eviction day i'm done with you okay i'm seeking i'm
12:55coming to get your ass it's just him it's one of the chill ones where that we just all right
13:00cool
13:00thank you and they're stressful stuff i'm thinking yeah yeah yeah but i thought that already
13:05i thought i'm not even going to be on that stress thing i'm going to be blessed oh yeah tell
13:08blessing what do you mean what's that what strategy guys what strategy no but i wanted to make sure
13:12there wasn't none what's going on happy birthday this guy's a sweaty bro you should have seen him
13:16playing rounders bro who you know that bro no i don't know where it is oh you know when i
13:21got home i
13:21i bought i added to chill out i got home he got me my birthday like two years ago trying
13:26that
13:26was like her and personally yeah he called you a nerd there yeah decide me around us and invite
13:33I'm so down.
13:34Huh? Wait, what?
13:35Sign me round us and invite Jamie.
13:37I play round us.
13:38He shouted at his own wife.
13:40Why?
13:40I didn't hear you.
13:42I'm so sorry.
13:43This is all getting mad.
13:43This is all getting mad.
13:44This is all getting mad.
13:45This is all getting mad.
13:45What happened just then?
13:46Everyone stopped playing round us because of him.
13:48What did we think about this time of day?
13:49Round us?
13:49Yeah.
13:50He's the biggest sweat ever.
13:52Bro, what are we?
13:52Was it round us?
13:53Yes.
13:54I mean, Toby, we spoke about that and I was thinking it wasn't round us.
13:56That's a mad coincidence.
13:58We actually play round us.
13:59Nah, bro.
14:00You know what?
14:03I get a bit carried away, but I catch myself.
14:05I catch myself.
14:06I catch myself.
14:07If I get carried away and someone has to tell me, then he's mad in it.
14:10But I said, you man, I'm getting mad in it.
14:11Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:12Don't let him play cricket though.
14:13You kids speak about this the other day and I can't remember it.
14:15Oh, we need to kick the ball.
14:17Kick the ball?
14:18Is that like cricket where you have to serve to you?
14:20No, it's baseball.
14:20It's baseball, but they roll it along the floor.
14:23Kick the ball?
14:23Yeah, yeah.
14:24Actually, I don't remember.
14:25What's kick the ball?
14:27I think I played that once.
14:28It's literally baseball.
14:28So I stand here, you both to me, I kick it, run the bases.
14:32Okay, that's nice.
14:33But it's much bigger.
14:34It's so bad.
14:35Of course.
14:35Like they literally do this.
14:37Yeah, they can't do that.
14:37It's like Stormzy.
14:41It's bigger than the dodge ball.
14:43I bet you also, they throw it to each other and you get it on the base.
14:46I never forget when Stormzy was on Soccer AM, bro.
14:49That was the funniest shit ever, bro.
14:50Boom.
14:51Bruh.
14:52What do you got Stormzy for the game?
14:53My favourite one is everyone.
14:54Can't play football, bro.
14:54You're going to be so good though.
14:55Just watching him run around.
14:57Cam, he can play football though.
14:58No, bro.
14:59When you, when he was on Soccer AM.
15:01I swear on Soccer AM, he still scored one banger.
15:03I might be mad.
15:04By pure accident, I'm pretty sure.
15:06Like he didn't know what he was doing.
15:08He's so big, isn't it?
15:09Yeah.
15:10I'm down for rounders.
15:11No, he was dark, bro.
15:13So their team, just packing it in, packing it in.
15:16And then they got three of our fucking batters out straight away.
15:19So then me and Hugh, me and Hugh were the only fit and athletic ones left.
15:24We have one man up in here.
15:25Running the bases.
15:26Having to run the bases.
15:27We got, we got within like five points, bro.
15:29But where, I was just like dying.
15:31It was like doing doggy sprints.
15:33Hit it.
15:34Sprint.
15:34Yeah, after you've run.
15:35Hugh's gone.
15:36You get back to the base.
15:36Your next player's like a second base.
15:38You have to hit it.
15:39And you're out of breath.
15:40It wasn't you.
15:41It was you that said it.
15:42You told me.
15:43Yeah, he's a sweat man.
15:44Yeah.
15:44I thought it was when you were streaming.
15:45We sat down and had a thing.
15:47I'm not a sweat man.
15:52I can't even say it fucking seriously.
15:54No, no, no, no, no.
15:55Full transparency, I'm a sweat.
15:57Full transparency, I'm a sweat.
15:58But I catch myself and I tell myself to chill out.
16:00I was getting mad.
16:01It was something.
16:01I think it was mum.
16:02Was it?
16:03It was definitely somebody that I should have been saying.
16:06I tried to get them out like.
16:08No, they're out.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Sarah's like, Jamie, you know what?
16:11You know what?
16:11You know what?
16:11Yeah, chill.
16:12Chill out.
16:13Chill out.
16:14Chill out.
16:14It was so hard.
16:15It was fun though.
16:16Yeah, it was good.
16:17It was fun.
16:17I want to play more rounders.
16:25I'm always fascinated by how you rock up to shoots.
16:27I know, I know, I know.
16:28It's because I was a bit late and I was like, I'll get in a black cab to get there.
16:31Much quicker.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Doing good?
16:34Yeah, good.
16:34I had a nice weekend.
16:35I did one of them like unplugged things.
16:37Nice.
16:37I haven't been on my phone.
16:38I haven't seen anything, so.
16:39Oh.
16:40Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:40Your thing on?
16:42Oh, no.
16:43It wears everywhere.
16:43Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:44It wears everywhere.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Always compressed.
16:47Oh, no.
16:48Jesus.
16:49What was that?
16:50What was that from?
16:51We did a show.
16:52Really?
16:55No.
16:56What did we do?
16:57Oh, my God.
17:02Caterfield Gardens?
17:03No way.
17:04I was praying for a win.
17:06We went back.
17:07We went back.
17:07We went to zero together.
17:09We did a high.
17:11We went straight away.
17:13That is a mental.
17:14I'm at home of the elements.
17:15I don't need a tent.
17:16I'm going to sleep in you, boy.
17:22Good luck.
17:26Good luck.
17:28Good luck.
17:31Crazy response.
17:32Oh, good luck finding all four guests, mate.
17:37You worked out for you, weren't you?
17:39You're getting it.
17:42When you find me, I'm going to be arsehole.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Yeah.
17:47And you're going to see just an arsehole, and you'll go, George, George, George, George.
17:52Why is he not coming to find anyone else?
17:54It's just because I'm just staring at it.
17:57Oh, look at us.
17:58Yes.
17:59We have not seen you as if we were 13 years old.
18:02We recognise each other straight away.
18:04Can you pass the spot?
18:10I am somewhat worried because I was looking at, like, hiding places.
18:13Like, just, like, scoping out.
18:15And then I saw, like, a little plaque on the floor, like,
18:17in loving memory of Jane, who worked in the garden for 20 years.
18:20So I don't want to be, like, hiding there, really.
18:23But, hey, I'm.
18:24There's plenty of other places.
18:26Yeah.
18:26Is it just, like, a full fart?
18:27Yeah.
18:29And can we go with the animals?
18:30No.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32There are no go zones, which are taped off.
18:35For the best, I guess, yeah.
18:36It's kind of an all.
18:37I think it's something for, like, water.
18:38Nice.
18:39Excited.
18:40Love it.
18:40I thought it was one of them at 40 people hide and seek,
18:42but I love, like, one of them just, like, the normal hide and seek.
18:44Yeah.
18:45I feel like I've actually got, uh...
18:46Is it you hiding?
18:47Yeah, or you seeking, yeah?
18:48Yeah, you'll never find anyone.
18:50You reckon?
18:51You already found a spot?
18:53You already found a spot?
18:53Do you already know?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Huh?
18:54You already know a spot?
18:55No, no, I said I was looking at that bush and it's got a little, like, plaque outside,
18:57like, in loving memory of someone.
18:58So I don't really want to crawl over that to get in the bush.
19:00You've got a famous bush in London.
19:02You know, I see every so often someone TikToks that bush.
19:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:05Like, crazy that this bush on South Bank has so much lore.
19:08We're going to Silverstone later, but the issue is we're currently in South East London.
19:13Yeah, it's a bit fine.
19:13And we've got to get to fucking Leamington Spa.
19:16Oh.
19:17Uh, set the park around the time to park at, optimistically, let's say, like, a 4.15.
19:24Uh, two, two hour, 30 to three hours.
19:26That's not too, too bad.
19:28It took me two hours to get here.
19:30Oh, I don't know, you know.
19:31It's not great.
19:32Oh, I don't know.
19:33Yeah, we're doing go-kart in practice for 24 hours.
19:36Oh, amazing.
19:38So we got, we got the track booked out for a few hours, so it should be good.
19:403D printed a dragon for my daughter's friend.
19:44Took it to school.
19:45Every single kid.
19:46Can I have one in pink?
19:47Can I have one?
19:48I've printed so many now.
19:49That's it.
19:50See what's next?
19:523D printed the chain.
19:53My daughter's got, like, a little walkie-talkie.
19:55So I 3D printed, like, a Cuban chain that goes round.
19:57What's up in there and there's just like that.
19:59Come on, Josh.
20:00We're going to Vibe code a new Simon one.
20:03TV, how long till we start?
20:04I think one of the power-ups for the Seeker is that.
20:07Ten minutes.
20:07What is it?
20:08July 360.
20:10I'm sure you just see where they are then.
20:12Is this the kind of one where you use airpods or is it quicker than that?
20:16Like, would you put these in during the day?
20:19I want to see if it's past the time.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Mate, depends where you are.
20:23It depends if you're somewhere.
20:24If you find, like, an unreal spot and you just want to sit there for three hours.
20:28Okay, I'll go for the water.
20:29It's not that kind of water.
20:30It's up to you.
20:31Just make your own content on your own.
20:35Because last time I did this, I was in, like, Wembley and I was...
20:37No, not Wembley.
20:38Twickenham.
20:39And I found, like, this underground spot, which was perfect.
20:42Yeah.
20:43But it's not going to be like that.
20:44It's more...
20:44It's more moving.
20:45It's a good one.
20:46Yeah.
20:47How big's the area?
20:48You eat your cucumber.
20:50It's not so random.
20:51It's not as big as fucking...
20:52Drink.
20:53I want to know the norm behind this, Casper, please.
20:55What can you do?
20:55My wife was like, you love cucumbers.
20:57I was like, yeah, I do.
20:58And she's like, why do you eat one every day?
21:01And I did it.
21:01So how long can it go for?
21:03It's like, yeah.
21:04But I'm worried, like, what if something really traumatic happens to me one day
21:06and I can't do it or...
21:08You know, is it inappropriate if someone, like, passes away in my family
21:11and I have to go sit down in front of TikTok and eat a cucumber?
21:14Well, you've got to do it online.
21:16Only if you address the fact that you're doing it on that day.
21:18I don't think you have to get the body in.
21:20You can just...
21:21No, no, yeah, yeah.
21:21But do you think, like, you hear...
21:22No, no, no, no.
21:23But do you think, like, you hear...
21:24Quabblecock moment, right?
21:25You know what I mean?
21:26Like, it's quite nice of you, Damon.
21:29Sorry?
21:29Document your life through this journey.
21:31Yeah.
21:32And what I'm doing today.
21:33I'm going to a funeral.
21:34One day you'll just be really...
21:35You'll be...
21:36There'll be tears running in your faces.
21:37You'll just...
21:39Wait, did you...
21:41Do you know about the cucumber thing?
21:43How can you miss the cucumber?
21:44So, how did you...
21:45What did you feel when you first saw it?
21:46What was it like?
21:47Inspired.
21:48Motivated.
21:50You're like, you guys are the first people who've seen it that I've met.
21:53We're your focus group on how the cucumber thing's going on.
21:55No, I'm like...
21:56It was more like, what the fuck's going on?
21:59But then you're kind of like, day two, I'm here.
22:01Fuck.
22:02Yeah, cool, cool.
22:02And then suddenly I'm like, oh.
22:04Oh, it's a two out of five.
22:05That's not very good one.
22:06Oh, yeah.
22:06The biggest...
22:07The biggest question for me is...
22:09Is this usually how you carry your cucumbers around?
22:12The holster.
22:13That's crap.
22:16Walking down the road.
22:17Guys, this is the first time I brought a cucumber with me out on the road.
22:20Oh, fair.
22:21So this is all...
22:21Maybe you can...
22:22Cucumber on call.
22:24Yeah.
22:25So was Amber sort of at the door like, have you got everything?
22:28Cucumber.
22:29Oh, it has to be, you forgot your cucumber.
22:31Little kiss on the cheek and then you're off.
22:33She basically gave this to me.
22:34You guys were actually meant to get me one, but she's like, I'll get you an extra one in
22:37case that she gets.
22:38Yeah, you did, you did.
22:39Put it on his rider.
22:40It was going to be a side.
22:40If you've got a spare one, I'm certainly going to rock up behind you and start eating one.
22:44I wanted you guys to do, I'm sure you could do like a sides cucumber.
22:46And then you see...
22:48Oh, that's great.
22:49Oh, that's great.
22:50This one's from M&S today.
22:51Oh, that's lovely off.
22:53That's a three out of five.
22:55I think Casper might be.
22:59I have no idea how loud you've been because you've got your airpods in and noise cancelling.
23:04Oh, it's a great cucumber.
23:07Double-handed.
23:08Double-handed.
23:10You can try eating different techniques too, I think.
23:11Yeah, well, I mostly just snap.
23:13I just snap it.
23:15I don't like to start like that because I don't want to be suggestive on TikTok.
23:19You can do it sideways and do like, eat across the whole half like a cartoon.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Yeah.
23:23Would you guys be up for doing cucumbers with me one day?
23:26Yeah.
23:27What does that mean?
23:28What does that mean?
23:30Well, you can come around my house.
23:32Do you want to come do the cucumbers?
23:34I don't want to do a cucumber.
23:35You should try and get as many people.
23:37Each day, yeah, you should increase the number of people in the video.
23:40Oh!
23:41You should go out the street and get ten people to eat a cucumber, have you?
23:43Or increase the amount of cucumbers you're eating.
23:46I think I'm already breaking a record by being day six, I reckon.
23:50Do you reckon?
23:51I don't know.
23:52Yeah, maybe.
23:53Do you think?
23:53No, I mean, who's sort of that?
23:54Publicly.
23:56Exactly.
23:57Documenting it for sure, yeah.
23:58Exactly.
23:59Who's doing this stuff, guys?
24:01But you also could have like, had ten in one day and filmed ten days in a row.
24:04Do you know what I mean?
24:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:06No, I don't do that though.
24:07I can show you.
24:08I can prove it to you.
24:09You made a video to say, look, today is this day.
24:12He's parading it around like steep.
24:13Look at my camera roll.
24:14Look at my camera roll.
24:16Camera roll.
24:16No, but that's what I mean.
24:17Like, no one has done it yet.
24:19And you just love cucumbers.
24:20I do.
24:20I mean, they're getting worse by the day, but I do like them.
24:24I thought you'd end up not liking them.
24:25Like a new tech release.
24:26You end up not liking them.
24:27Do we eat the whole cucumber?
24:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:30Finish the whole thing.
24:31Do you want to see?
24:33Is it doing well?
24:35For me, yeah.
24:36You guys would be disappointed, but I think I'm doing well.
24:38No, it's TikTok.
24:39Yeah, but I am.
24:40By the way, you're eating cucumber.
24:41It is doing well.
24:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:43Why don't you change up the whole that you eat it?
24:46Full suit.
24:55Put it on a plate and I can talk it.
24:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:57Next time you're on like stage for like influence or something, you have to do it.
25:01Just in a conference, just start.
25:03Mid-mid-mid conference to say, I've got to do a TikTok, so you guys want to get involved.
25:07That's the thing.
25:08I thought my comeback was going to be like entrepreneurial or investing or something, and it's just a cucumber.
25:14You could tell like everyone, I've put a cucumber under your seat so you can join in with this one.
25:18Yeah, there you go.
25:19Or you could tell me-
25:20Now you guys are putting pressure on it, and I'm going to be so self-conscious because I want it
25:23to keep going now.
25:24You know what I mean?
25:24It's TikTok, so you can't just do nothing and keep eating it.
25:25You've got to make sure it's natural.
25:26You don't want to overproduce it.
25:28I don't overproduce it.
25:29Slow-mo.
25:30Slow-mo shot.
25:32He gets his added sound effects in.
25:34You know, the guy who edits it, he does like the phone thing.
25:37Get him to edit the cucumber.
25:38The sad reality is there's so much stuff you could do.
25:41You should see if there's any cucumber eating challenges.
25:42Yeah, they pay for them for that.
25:44Or just find out-
25:44That's the thing, but then now you're overproducing it.
25:47No, no, no.
25:47This is like Dave-
25:49Don't overproduce it.
25:49This is like Dave 224.
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:51Like they're tired of eating the same old cucumbers.
25:53Well, do you think people are going to get bored or do you think it'll get more excited?
25:56It could go either way.
25:57It could really fall off or it could explode as the next thing.
26:00Honestly, it's-
26:01This hasn't got a shelf life.
26:02You're-
26:03Oh, it's not for me.
26:04You're good, man.
26:05Night vision one.
26:06All lights off trying to eat a cucumber in a complete dark.
26:08Does anyone want?
26:09Cucumber in the dark.
26:10Yeah?
26:10I'll take him.
26:11It's gone.
26:13No, no.
26:14No hands allowed.
26:15This is becoming a thing.
26:17How many days in are you?
26:18Day five.
26:19Day five.
26:19Day six today.
26:21We were here at the start.
26:22Is the diet outside of this just-
26:24No, dude.
26:25This is actually-
26:26It's like an hour after this you feel great for like an hour and then that's it.
26:31By the way-
26:34That's pretty much it.
26:36Has it changed your like poo or your-
26:38I've had- I've been extremely regular.
26:40Okay.
26:40Extremely regular.
26:41Uh, yeah.
26:42They're really long and green.
26:45Quite hydrating.
26:46Is your pickleball green?
26:47No.
26:48But I also-
26:48I thought it was going to be good for my skin but like I've broken out in spots ever since
26:51the start of this.
26:52I think I'm-
26:53It's probably the stress now.
26:54Cause it's-
26:55I don't mind.
26:56It's a lot to think.
26:57I've got to eat a cucumber.
26:58It's a cucumber.
26:59This is great.
27:00This is great.
27:02Well thanks guys.
27:02No I'm happy.
27:03Can you please- can you send me this?
27:04This would be great.
27:05Great for the-
27:06Great for the story line.
27:08Can I buy this from you guys?
27:10You can't go buy it.
27:10You can have it.
27:11We'll take mine.
27:12I like it.
27:13The Cucumber Chronicles.
27:14Have you thought about me?
27:14Like a whole documentary.
27:16Oh my god.
27:17Imagine.
27:18You know, the team's thinking about me.
27:19There's just-
27:20There's a t-shirt for every day.
27:22Like take a picture.
27:23Day six cucumber.
27:25And it's that one.
27:25It's that one.
27:26Day four.
27:26You guys, yeah.
27:27This is great.
27:28Let me know if you're cucumber long at home.
27:31Who remembers day 76?
27:32Yeah, I've got the t-shirt.
27:35Pardon?
27:37Oh yeah.
27:38You've got to find a bowl as big as cucumber.
27:40Yeah, yeah.
27:40Best cucumber.
27:41Best one so far is-
27:43Josh, you're jealous.
27:44Josh is like, why didn't I think of this?
27:46Are you going to-
27:46Yeah, this would have done a lot better-
27:47Can you give me some more records for cucumbers and some fun backbuck cucumbers?
27:50Maybe even like-
27:51It's not easy.
27:52Are you going to delve into pickles at any point?
27:55That would be a step down if you asked me.
27:56I bought that as well.
27:57Nah, it's just too normal on pickles.
28:01The thing is, it's perfect because it's like the one thing-
28:03It's perfect.
28:04No, dude.
28:04No, no, no, it's not it.
28:05It's perfect.
28:06Can you hear me out?
28:07That's bad.
28:09There's a meter long cucumber in the UK.
28:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:13That's got to be like-
28:14When you've done it for a year, eat that.
28:16100%.
28:16But yeah, right in this, you get 350 milliliters or 300 milliliters of water.
28:20Yeah, that's- it's quite hydrating, isn't it?
28:22I suppose that-
28:23Hydrating and fiber.
28:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:25Vitamin B.
28:25Are you not sponsored by cucumbers at this point?
28:27I feel like you're trying to-
28:28Propaganda.
28:29Government propaganda.
28:30I don't want to sign to a single cucumber.
28:32I need to be-
28:33What's the word?
28:34You have got to find out who has the best cucumbers.
28:37So far, it's like whole foods.
28:39Oh, okay.
28:40It's like-
28:40If you spend more on the cucumbers, definitely-
28:42Yeah, okay.
28:43Cheap that expensive cucumber.
28:45Yeah.
28:45I did do a cheap one, it was horrible.
28:46You're going to-
28:46You're going to go abroad?
28:48I did a cheap one.
28:48I will go abroad at some stage of the next few months.
28:51Yes, George?
28:51Yeah, you're going to find a cucumber there.
28:52I'll try it.
28:54I'll try it.
28:54I'll try it.
28:54I'll try it for you.
28:56One million cucumber.
28:58I hope-
28:59You guys said you were going to make a Sidemen cucumber.
29:01Like, that's what your team said.
29:04They literally said they got a brand of-
29:05Sides.
29:06Sides new cucumber.
29:07Sides will make you a cucumber.
29:08Cucumber shots.
29:09Sides will do you a fried cucumber.
29:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:11How about that?
29:11That's what I thought you guys were going to do today.
29:12Hide cucumber.
29:13Is that the only reason you turned up?
29:15Pretty much.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Just coming to pitch the cucumber.
29:19Guys, have you ever thought about cucumbers?
29:20What was there?
29:21What was the thought starter?
29:22When did the idea click?
29:23You have to watch the video.
29:24Yeah, you have to watch the video.
29:25He's clever.
29:26He's good.
29:27That's good, man.
29:28From the Chronicle.
29:29I like that.
29:29Good lead.
29:29Good lead.
29:30There's something very interesting about turning up to a hide-and-seek with a cucumber.
29:34What are you doing then?
29:36You guys are-
29:37You're making me-
29:38I think I misinterpreted what you meant.
29:39It's been the-
29:39You're making me-
29:42Shotgun-
29:42Shotgun hiding first.
29:44Gets where the cucumber is.
29:45I mean, that is TikTok.
29:46You can do anything, innit?
29:48You can do anything.
29:49That's great.
29:50But when should I actually do it, by the way?
29:52Don't think it.
29:53You're reproducing it.
29:54Do it right here, guys.
29:55Get in.
29:55Do it.
29:55Do it mid-hiding.
29:56It's the best way to do it, I think.
29:58Thanks.
29:59You made it a big thing, by the way.
30:00I appreciate it.
30:00What's that?
30:01If you were going to do a dance in that costume, what kind of dance would it be?
30:09Is that because you're a little swickly?
30:11Yeah.
30:11Okay.
30:13It's not just a random thing.
30:15What are you going to ask me?
30:17I reckon you could do-
30:20Well, Bal did a quick step in a similar outfit.
30:25I would-
30:26I think you really just put a spanner in the works and you do a classic waltz in it.
30:30That's not really where you are.
30:32I'm just going to go shut the fuck up.
30:35Do you like my Doctor Who team show?
30:37Ah, do you know a fun fact about me?
30:39It's the main number one Doctor Who ever in my life.
30:42Don't get it.
30:43So...
30:43The man goes in the fucking TARDIS, what?
30:46I don't know.
30:46It's so stupid.
30:47He's got the cookies against the phone box and just fucked off.
30:50So...
30:51So strange.
30:51So you like his t-shirt?
30:52No.
30:53I don't get it.
30:54It's only partial but I don't get it.
30:56It's got the weeping angel on it.
30:59I don't know what that means.
31:00They're called the silent-
31:01Is it the silent?
31:02The lonely assassin.
31:04Right.
31:06Because...
31:07I'm sorry to hear that.
31:08Because they can't ever look at each other because otherwise they'll turn to stone.
31:12Fuck.
31:13That's insane.
31:13Why are they assassins?
31:15Because they kill.
31:16Because they're killers that can't look at each other.
31:18Well they don't actually kill.
31:18They just send you back in time to live a full life.
31:21So that you die on the day that you got sent back.
31:24What?
31:24This all just sounds crap.
31:26What are you talking about?
31:27That sounds-
31:27Is that Doctor Who?
31:28Yeah.
31:28Yeah.
31:28That's creepy.
31:30I thought it was a family show.
31:31I thought it was like a friendly show.
31:32I thought it was-
31:32I thought it was meant to be just-
31:33Yeah.
31:35Dark man.
31:36It's dark out there.
31:38Interesting attire.
31:39Harry this really suits you.
31:41Yeah you look great.
31:42I can't lie.
31:44I'm about to write a Wattpad over this.
31:47Wattpad fantasy over Harry and that dungary.
31:50He does look like he's about to do sort of a photo shoot on a hay veil.
31:55I'm gonna broke that mountain in when I find him.
31:57He's about to unleash it.
31:58Oi, JX23 bro.
32:00He's on this way early.
32:02That's more of what-
32:03Ethan, JX23.
32:04Keep coming there bro.
32:06Yeah bro, it's early.
32:07What are you supposed to do?
32:08I'm just head bombing bro.
32:10You look like-
32:11You're my little work boys.
32:12You're my little brother.
32:14You look like my brother.
32:15You look like my brother.
32:15You look like my brother.
32:16You look like my brother.
32:16You look like my brother.
32:17I was a boy man.
32:18You look like my brother.
32:19You look like my brother.
32:19I was gonna follow him with it.
32:21He's head bombing isn't it man?
32:22Come on.
32:25I'm not wearing wellies.
32:27I'm going running bro.
32:28This farm's going running.
32:29Run through the farm.
32:32You look like an MP on a zoom call.
32:35Fuck it.
32:36Fuck it.
32:37Fuck it.
32:37This man stays strapped.
32:39This man stays strapped.
32:41Oh he stays cucumbers.
32:42He's cucumbers.
32:44Fuck I feel like Clarkson bro.
32:47He's fucking taller than me.
32:52Yeah you can make it smaller.
32:57That was a bit short.
32:59That was a bit short.
33:08Have we got it ten?
33:10Yeah.
33:10Yeah.
33:12Just say select three names out of the list of ten names and just do them one two three.
33:19Yeah.
33:20Yeah.
33:21Yeah.
33:21He looks good.
33:22He looks good.
33:23Yeah.
33:23It does look more like a crook.
33:25But Ethan took it.
33:27Oh give me the crook.
33:28I like him.
33:28I like him.
33:29You're 60.
33:29Why are you taking it?
33:33I like him.
33:36I like him.
33:38I like him.
33:38I like him.
33:38I like him.
33:38I like him.
33:38I like him.
33:39Nah he's not colouring the microphone.
33:43Can he have this?
33:44Huh?
33:45To make him look like more of a shepherd.
33:46Give him the cane.
33:47Unless you're intending on beating him.
33:48He looks.
33:50When you find him just take it off him.
33:56I'm not sure how I feel about this.
33:58But it's okay.
34:00What's the school nativity you play around?
34:03Can someone tie me up?
34:05I'm not involved.
34:07I'm not involved.
34:08Go on son.
34:09Please.
34:10I've got gloves on.
34:11Shepard.
34:11Dundell.
34:15Look man.
34:15Yeah why are you playing with him?
34:17Huh?
34:17Why are you playing with him?
34:18What's wrong with him?
34:19You're a married man.
34:20You look so.
34:22It matters the intent.
34:23You're missing like a hit.
34:24And you're 47.
34:25There's no intents.
34:26I'm 49.
34:26I'm 47 yesterday.
34:2849.
34:28I don't know how much I make me longer than I am.
34:38You and Harry look like the staff of Wattpacks.
34:41Fucking bad.
34:42Fuck yeah.
34:44Josh this has been a waste.
34:49Can I have a big edge?
34:51Yeah there you go.
34:53That's more like a second.
34:57Feels like cultural appropriate.
34:58Yeah is this nodding?
35:00No.
35:01It's a nativity play.
35:02Yeah it's a nativity shepard.
35:03What do they say in nativity play?
35:04What does he say?
35:05There's no room in the inn.
35:07You've got to carry Frankenstein and Merritt.
35:09Is that what a dead man do?
35:10Are there three men shepherds?
35:12A dead man did carry Frankenstein.
35:15I think a shepherd.
35:15I've got a German shepherd and I've got the guy with a six pack.
35:18Beautiful.
35:19I mean it could be worse.
35:21I mean yeah it turns out like that.
35:24Harry was so hot.
35:26Yeah why now?
35:28What's going on there?
35:29They're nerfing him.
35:30They're nerfing him.
35:33What happens to your other costumes?
35:35I don't know.
35:35I've been told it was a cow.
35:36But apparently I have like special perks for being a cow.
35:39So I'm actually not opposed to it.
35:41I need to find out where to get some pockets.
35:43I need like some scissors or something so I can access my trousers.
35:48You look like a man who's bravo right now.
35:52No.
35:53What?
35:54Well mine is different.
35:56Can I go on your front?
35:58Fix that up properly and then you can come on.
36:03He's now welcome, he's now welcome, he can be alive.
36:09If you want to look cool, then you can look cool,
36:11but off my stuff.
36:14I thought it was my stuff.
36:15It's actually your stuff.
36:16No, it's my stuff.
36:18It's my stuff.
36:19Oh yeah, you are.
36:19Your stuff's outside, setting up cameras.
36:21I'm not your stuff, I'm not your stuff.
36:24I don't know what the fuck you're off.
36:26I'm actually, I'm a neutral role,
36:28I'm actually on your side, really.
36:29You're neutral.
36:29You're neutral.
36:30Wear him out, wear him out, wear him out.
36:31No, wear him out, wear him out.
36:32Yeah, like, I'm fucking, he's over.
36:34Yeah, yeah.
36:35Like, nah, you're a good hiding spot, bro, get moving.
36:37But we're all kind of neutrals.
36:39Well, do you have people?
36:40I can tell them to move.
36:41Do you have a spot or move?
36:43Just move.
36:44So if I say on a sick spot, I can say, ah, sick spot.
36:47He goes past me and goes, that's sick.
36:50Move.
36:51That's so good.
36:51I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
36:53Yeah, but then that person gets caught and goes,
36:54I know where Josh is.
36:56Oh, true.
36:56Yeah.
36:59I find bottles of milk and then I can use the milk
37:02as like a 30 second freeze on Ethan if he finds me.
37:05So if you see any milk, let me know.
37:08So if he has 10 bottles of milk, you're gonna sit there?
37:10He's gonna eat two.
37:11Oh, OK.
37:12They can freeze me from like, yeah.
37:13He has to find them first and he,
37:14if he could use both of them and freeze me for a minute.
37:17I can't believe it.
37:18We should take the milk and we should sell it to him.
37:20What are you willing to do for this milk, Harry?
37:22Yeah, move off with the milk.
37:25What is in my skull?
37:26Oh.
37:28Oh.
37:28Oh, fuck.
37:29Because he did it far.
37:31Yeah, we've got an angle on this because that was fucked.
37:34Harry, what's your cow name?
37:36I haven't figured that out yet.
37:38It isn't working far, so everything here is real.
37:41They're not tame, they're not like petting animals.
37:44I come with frankincense.
37:46And my friend has myrrh and gold.
37:50No, no, no.
37:52We received the message from the angel during the school hours.
37:55We have followed the North Star all the way here.
37:59Oh, no, you're not a wise man, are you a wise man or are you a wise man or are
38:01you a wise man shepherds?
38:02Oh, yeah, no, it was shepherds, wasn't it?
38:04They didn't bring frankincense and milk.
38:06Who the fuck?
38:07They were the wise men.
38:08Aren't wise men shepherds?
38:10Aren't wise men shepherds?
38:10Aren't the wise men shepherds?
38:11No.
38:11No, no, no, no, no.
38:12No, they were shepherds and then there were three...
38:14So what did the wise men follow the star?
38:16The wise...
38:16No, sorry.
38:17The wise men follow the star.
38:18The shepherds got instructions from the angel that, oh, that shit's going down.
38:22So an angel sent me here?
38:24Yeah, basically.
38:25What lines do I say?
38:27Five...
38:28What voice lines?
38:30You know, one of the wise men...
38:31One of the wise men is called Caspar.
38:34Caspar?
38:34I don't know if you're joking.
38:35That is true, yeah.
38:36And then...
38:36As...
38:36As...
38:37As...
38:37As...
38:40What's that one called?
38:41There's two...
38:42There's three of them, man.
38:43Yeah, there's three.
38:44The guy with the gold is Caspar.
38:46And there's one called Rasmataz or something.
38:48Did you get the part?
38:49Rasmataz.
38:50I'm a six-year-old boy playing a shepherd.
38:52What are my lines?
38:54Yeah.
38:55Hello, I'm a six-year-old boy playing a shepherd in the...
39:00What's it called?
39:00School of Nativity.
39:01The Nativity play.
39:02What are my lines?
39:04My most famous lines.
39:05What's that is my line?
39:06What's that shining in the sky?
39:08Yeah.
39:09I'm a bit scared.
39:10What's happening?
39:11Look, an angel.
39:12The angel said a baby has been born.
39:14Let's go to Bethlehem and see him.
39:15Oliver was a shepherd recently, so I know that it's possible.
39:19At the...
39:19At the manger?
39:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:22We don't have much...
39:22Oh, yeah.
39:23I don't have much, but I've come to see you.
39:24I've come to see you.
39:32A baby has been born!
39:34Let's go Bethlehem and see him!
39:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:38Can you do the entire day like that?
39:41Oh, shit.
39:42At least they...
39:43At least they...
39:44Oh!
39:48Oh!
39:48Oh!
39:50Oh!
39:51Oh!
39:52Oh!
39:57I'm going to release you if you...
39:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
40:01Do it now, you can go.
40:02Go on.
40:03Do the thing.
40:04Keep the fuck up.
40:05The lady has been born!
40:06You know what you need to do.
40:09Where...
40:09Where can I hide my key again?
40:11That's everything.
40:14That's the standard hide-and-seek.
40:15If you get caught, you're on Ethan's team.
40:16What Orphith survived the game?
40:19How many happened?
40:20No, I'm a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.
40:21Yeah, well, I'm a bit of a bit of a bit.
40:23I'm a bit of a bit.
40:24You can't have a bit of a bit.
40:24OK, I've got a bit of a bit of a bit.
40:29What?
40:31We want the cucumber.
40:32No, no.
40:33Because that's it.
40:34We're going to get some pairs to go behind them and eat cucumbers in this video.
40:38Do you want to see?
40:38What's Tesco cucumbers here?
40:39I was rocking out behind him on TikTok.
40:41Eat cucumbers.
40:43Boys, boys, please.
40:45Do you want cucumbers?
40:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, get more.
40:48I feel like you guys want to get some cucumbers.
40:50You don't want to get some...
40:50We're not going to stop the free program.
40:52I don't want to get some cucumbers.
40:54After this, we just sit around.
40:56Yeah, yeah.
40:57Cucumber.
40:58But yeah, guys, you can't do it every day.
40:59That's my thing to do.
41:01Just today.
41:02Only I can use the milk.
41:03So the milk's actually useless to you unless you want to get like...
41:05We could pour it on the floor in front of you.
41:07Oh, that's not a volatile.
41:08Yeah, don't do that.
41:09There are cows, dude.
41:10Is there our owners?
41:11Yeah.
41:12We've got to find a field for cows.
41:14Yeah, that's right.
41:14What?
41:15Just on all four was like, yeah, oh, yeah.
41:17They're not going to see me.
41:18Incredible.
41:19It's so obvious.
41:20You know, life has not fought on us.
41:21That's the only reason why it's going to be obvious.
41:23Fought on us.
41:24Remember cow and chicken?
41:25Oh, yeah.
41:25Do you remember cow and chicken?
41:26Yes.
41:27Do the chicken.
41:28No, no, no.
41:29I love the way you look to me for that one as well.
41:31Mum was...
41:32Dad was proud.
41:33He didn't care how.
41:34Talking about cow and chicken?
41:35Yeah.
41:35All I remember is mum had a cow and dad had chicken.
41:38What about cat dog?
41:40Cat dog.
41:41Mendoza.
41:51Mendoza.
41:51That sold us the stuff in the market, bro.
41:53Oh, the tomato guy.
41:54Yeah.
41:55Yeah.
41:55One of them, bro.
41:55We had the choreographed fight scene.
41:57You and my robot before that.
41:58When we were buying the thing.
41:59Oh.
42:00It's like he stepped in a goat.
42:01Yeah, yeah.
42:02He stepped in a hat in a goat.
42:03Yeah, yeah.
42:04The hat.
42:05Fuck me.
42:05I've just seen myself in a reflection.
42:12I think that's the way to do it.
42:14Yeah.
42:15Yup.
42:17It's all wrong.
42:19I can't.
42:19This is amazing.
42:21Whee.
42:22There we go.
42:24Right.
42:25We ready?
42:26Go for it.
42:27Welcome to hide and seek on a farm.
42:31You know 20 minutes to hide.
42:343, 2, 1, go.
42:37Get off my ball.
42:41I need a, I need a, I need a pipe.
42:45I need a pipe.
42:46Get a bit of hay.
42:47Er, not good for someone that's so severely added ridden as me.
43:01My fucking stinks.
43:04I'm getting warm now as well.
43:14You want to see Farmer, Farmer Joe roll up his fucking sleeve and get to business?
43:23I'm coming for you.
43:25And I have a cucumber.
43:28Come on, go.
43:29Oh.
43:32Oh.
43:35Oh.
43:39Oh.
43:40Oh.
43:44Oh.
43:55Oh.
43:55Oh.
43:55Oh.
43:55Oh.
43:56Oh.
43:56I just saw, I heard something, then I saw a cow up.
43:58Well I was, I, I hid under that table for a little bit.
44:00Which was um.
44:02I basically, I basically looked everywhere here.
44:04There's nowhere there's no, like a proper deep in the bushes.
44:06There's nowhere to go.
44:07I saw, I've seen Simon.
44:08when i caught kieran he made a run for it so well i i know where a couple people are
44:12but i'm not
44:12going to bait them out there's so many bushy areas yeah i think the bushes are going to be
44:16where you want to yeah but the your time that field that i was in when i caught kieran it's
44:21mohoosin mate it's gigantic so we can't go there well i went in that field but i don't know if
44:29that's out of bounds that take means out oh yeah but i got in it from that side did you
44:32yeah
44:50i gave you my top and you wasted it
44:56oh wait you found not wearing that yeah well you look like princess leia
45:07i'm going to give this to ethan because he's these are four people now yeah you think what the
45:11fuck these have slowed down a bit you're changing the frame
45:31the wolf is ethan's second kill streak so that scarecrows is first the wolf is second the wolf's
45:36gonna run around as quickly as he can and if you find somebody he's gonna stand stock sale and just
45:41start howling so ethan will be able to go to that like a tracking beacon like that very nice do
45:49it
45:49again
45:55you're a furry
45:56Oh, you're a furry.
45:58I'm caught up.
45:59You're a furry.
46:00I'm going to go next time.
46:01Next time.
46:02I'm ready.
46:03Ready?
46:03Yep.
46:05Ah!
46:06I'm not ready for this.
46:07I'm live!
46:08I'm live!
46:09I'm live.
46:10One month.
46:11I think one month.
46:12You can get behind the fuck.
46:13Yes, baby.
46:14The course of Mississoria is a joke.
46:19You've got 20 minutes.
46:2023 seconds.
46:22Yeah!
46:23What?
46:23No, he's too stupid.
46:25It's too slippery.
46:27In the...
46:28Plench.
46:29Plench.
46:31Come on, girl.
46:3230 seconds.
46:34Be longer.
46:35Ah!
46:36Amazingly.
46:37No, I don't like it.
46:39What?
46:39I don't like it.
46:41You're so close.
46:41You're so close.
46:42I don't like it.
46:43Enough.
46:44Enough 10 seconds.
46:46Ah!
46:47Ah!
46:47You've got this.
46:48Ah!
46:50Ah!
46:5144.
46:55No!
46:59It's...
46:59...means.
47:01It's too slippery.
47:02I'd like it.
47:04Huh?
47:05I'd like it.
47:07You've got it.
47:10Ah!
47:18I'd like it.
47:20You've got it.
47:21You've got it.
47:21You've got it.
47:22You've got it.
47:22Ah!
47:22Hurray!
47:24How long is that, Mr. Boyd?
47:26Oh, for a minute.
47:27What's coming on in here?
47:30We'll sum it up.
47:31All I hear is 5,000, 5,000.
47:34You've got 2 people.
47:35You've got 2 people.
47:37You've got 2 people.
47:37You've got 2 people.
47:37Well, you've got me.
47:37I did.
47:38Woo!
47:39Three times.
47:40Everyone else came except you.
47:43Woo!
47:48There you go on there, Chris.
47:50I'm checking that I've got a very bad hand fever.
47:55Ah!
47:56You know, yeah, look at that.
47:59I think you've got to get mad in your career.
48:01No time, no time.
48:02Cheers.
48:04Oh, hello, Kieran.
48:05Ha, ha, ha!
48:10Oh, hello.
48:12Can you cancel us?
48:13Yes.
48:13Yeah, where, where, where?
48:14Sir.
48:16All the chalk wood.
48:17Yes.
48:17And then he ran off.
48:18Okay.
48:19They all came.
48:19Yeah.
48:20Looked for him.
48:20Found him again.
48:21Okay, so chalk wood.
48:22Chalk wood area.
48:23All the way to the end.
48:24Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:25You've got it.
48:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:32They've just been good.
48:35Sweet.
48:39Job's a good one.
48:42Who are you?
48:44Fucking wolf.
48:45The wolf.
48:45Wait, the wolf.
48:46Wait, the wolf doesn't...
48:47Wait, where I was first?
48:48I mean, the law to ask what Ethan is.
48:49Yeah, Ethan went with the wolf.
48:51Did Ethan find you?
48:52Wolf found me, bro, twice.
48:53But the wolf's encounters are seeker?
48:55Well, no, seeker found me then.
48:57OK, OK.
48:57After, yeah.
48:59Is he going?
48:59Yeah, the wolf encountered a seeker.
49:00So when the wolf found me, I thought he was not attacking me.
49:02So I ran. He stayed there.
49:04So I just ran.
49:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:05Found a sick hiding spot, another one.
49:06I thought, they're not catching me now.
49:07I found an even better one.
49:08The wolf finds me again.
49:11And this time it's a dead end.
49:12He found me.
49:12He's pointing.
49:13I thought, there's no way, I'm out.
49:14No way.
49:15Come out.
49:16Harry's there.
49:17But, yeah, look.
49:18They think they know something.
49:20But they don't know something.
49:21I know something.
49:23Um, Toby didn't snitch though.
49:24I think Toby knew where I was, but he wasn't too sure.
49:26He did.
49:27He wasn't too sure.
49:27When he got found, he was looking around for me.
49:29I could see him looking around.
49:29He couldn't see me.
49:30So that's when I knew my spot was good.
49:31Ethan, you've unlocked a new killstreak.
49:33I've unlocked another killstreak.
49:34The beekeeper.
49:35Beekeeper?
49:36He's coming down.
49:42That's one of the hardest ones found.
49:46You've found it.
49:47Sorry.
49:48I couldn't help.
49:49He was right there.
49:52I couldn't help.
49:55I couldn't help.
49:56Right.
49:56Let's go to that field.
49:57The field, yeah?
49:58Yeah.
49:58The backfield.
49:59Oh, this is it.
50:00Oh, my God.
50:00Can I sit down?
50:02I don't like this.
50:02Yeah.
50:02To the right.
50:03Down that path on the right.
50:05I don't like that.
50:07Oh, I really don't like this.
50:09Shit.
50:10Can I be honest?
50:10I really don't like this.
50:14You can see though, yeah?
50:15Yeah.
50:16That's sort of, mate.
50:17Yeah, I'll tell you.
50:18I'd actually prefer to be a good foot.
50:21Old school.
50:22Right.
50:22You can use that for me, Toby.
50:24No, I don't like that one bit.
50:26Oh, shit.
50:27Oh, that one bit.
50:27Right.
50:28I want to check these again.
50:29You can see, Toby.
50:30Yeah, I can see.
50:31Oh, it does make you a little bit dizzy, doesn't it?
50:34Can we go out that pathway behind us?
50:37Behind us?
50:38Yeah.
50:38Wait, here this way?
50:39No, no, no, no, no.
50:40Behind, no.
50:41I'm not behind us.
50:42Behind where you were described.
50:43Oh, yeah, yeah.
50:47But can you believe that?
50:48Toby ratted me out to Harry.
50:49No!
50:50I thought I could trust Toby.
50:52No, because Kieran knew as well,
50:53and Kieran didn't say anything.
50:54How did Kieran know?
50:55Because I spoke to Kieran.
50:56What is this?
50:56Oh!
50:58What's he doing?
50:58You're the worst.
51:00I could trust Kieran.
51:02I thought I could trust Harry.
51:04All right, down here, yeah.
51:05Who's that?
51:06What is that?
51:07What is that?
51:08Oh, that's Kieran.
51:10Is that Kieran?
51:11What's he doing?
51:19Who's that in the middle?
51:20Is that a giant stick and you're just happy to see me?
51:22Is that a human?
51:25What's he doing?
51:26Who's that?
51:27He's being a bee.
51:28He pointed somewhere.
51:29Okay, down to the end.
51:30How far?
51:31Wait, this has gone for miles, this place.
51:32Anybody want a stick?
51:37It's a good stick, isn't it?
51:43He went over John.
51:44What do you mean?
51:45He was on the floor and the stick went over him, so I was driving along.
51:48Right, I'm going to go fine.
51:50Are you all right?
51:51Fine.
51:51I think he's all right.
51:52Right.
51:59Yeah.
52:09Yeah.
52:10Yeah.
52:11Yeah.
52:13Yeah.
52:14Oh, oh, oh.
52:15There's a guy who's going over there?
52:16He's going over you.
52:17Yeah.
52:17There's a guy who has fallen.
52:18And he's already dead.
52:21And he's permanently going over there.
52:21He's running over there.
52:24Hey, we have to do this.
52:26Let's go over my hands and see if you can care.
52:28Get in line with that.
52:29Look at that.
52:32I'm going over here.
52:34I'm going over here.
52:37You're going over there.
52:44I got inside, right? The last few have got me inside.
52:46Did you know I'm behind the stairs?
52:54Let's go, Parker, relax a bit.
53:02It's not the real thing.
53:05What was that?
53:0520 seconds.
53:08Hold on!
53:12I'm really disappointed in that.
53:14I'm not going to lie, I didn't think you were going to smash that.
53:16I thought I was going to do so much better than that.
53:18I just slipped and then I hurt myself.
53:22We are an hour and 23 minutes into the game,
53:26and Josh got found by Harry about three, four minutes ago,
53:30so it's just Simon and Casper left.
53:33A lot of the challenges have been wrapped because they've already been completed,
53:35all the prizes have been handed out,
53:36so it's sort of just battle for first place now.
53:39This is fucking shit.
53:42That's a wrap.
53:43We've done it.
53:43We've done it, we did it, we shot it.
53:46Who won?
53:46Who won?
53:47Who won?
53:48Simon Mini-Minner.
53:49Oh, wow.
53:50Somehow the tallest man was undiscovered, Toby.
53:55Say undiscovered, I did discover him.
53:57You said go away then?
53:58I let him run away.
53:59And you know me, I could have chased him down.
54:02But I was throwing beanbags with pokonuts.
54:06Yeah.
54:06Priorities.
54:07Priorities.
54:08Yeah, right.
54:09Let's go get some cameras.
54:10There's loads of cameras in a farm.
54:11That's fine.
54:12Hey, see your photos on the table on the right-hand side in the dream room, please.
54:16Yeah, that was it.
54:17Congratulations.
54:18Congrats, man.
54:19We said what, 20k?
54:21Yeah, 20k.
54:2220k price.
54:22That's what he said, right?
54:23How many cucumbers?
54:24Where were you?
54:25Bro, he was in fucking Narnia.
54:27He was nowhere in...
54:27Deep in the bushes.
54:28He was on his villanark, bro.
54:31He gave me the call.
54:33He betrayed me.
54:35It's so funny when you're beefing on the phone.
54:37No, no, you fucked it.
54:38No, no, don't.
54:38Get me mad.
54:39All right.
54:40He said, he goes, oh, you're a scarecrow.
54:44I'm going to scare you like the crows or something like that.
54:46Oh, no.
54:46He goes, and I hate crows, so I'll scare you.
54:49And I went, but I hate scare...
54:50I hate crows too.
54:51You just told me we're mates.
54:53That's when I was like, he's got me, bro.
54:55Just take the fucking back.
54:57So how did you get caught?
54:57You were just off the rip.
54:58You were like one of the first.
54:59Kira was first.
55:00He sacrificed himself for me.
55:02We were in the corner, and a thief escaped,
55:04and he couldn't get back.
55:04He got chased down the build.
55:05He got a random one's fucking corner.
55:09Hey.
55:10Is this what?
55:11You just been collecting...
55:12I've got a real one, bro.
55:16Well, good little video.
55:17How many people did we have here today?
55:19Two.
55:19Nine.
55:20Four.
55:20Nine people.
55:21I feel like...
55:22No.
55:23Yeah.
55:24Whatever it is.
55:27Yeah, I think it was a good mix of content and actual hiding.
55:31It was old school.
55:31It was like...
55:32It was just having fun.
55:34There was nothing too produced about it.
55:36Nothing too serious.
55:37We were just fucking around.
55:38I didn't really hide until the last half hour.
55:41What were you doing the rest of the time?
55:43I was with Josh to start.
55:44And then I sprinted and did the coconut thing,
55:46got a ladder, stood on the ladder,
55:48ran away from Toby, and then I hid.
55:52My knees are shot right now because I was under a tree like this
55:55for half an hour.
55:57But good video.
55:59Thanks for watching.
56:00See you later.
56:01Check it out now.
56:03Take care...
56:03I am so crazy.
56:03You
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