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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 12
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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:06i know i know let it out before sticking her nose in well
00:11smell so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring
00:21there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring you the best
00:26did they not couldn't i just stayed at home and punched myself in the face dating
00:39welcome to celebs go dating it's a brand new day at the agency where as always the relationship
00:46management and emotional well-being of their celeb clients is the main focus of the agents
00:51tuesday everyone looks really bloody fit today oh anna you know what on that note yeah i have
00:57something big that i want to announce we all know that p-dog go on i had sex last night
01:03oh well i
01:04watched silent witness in my pants eating hash browns but you don't hear me showing off i put
01:09the ketchup in an egg cup i think you're teasing us about the announcement yes you're right i was
01:14being a bit coy what's the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british guys i've i'm i'm a full-on resident
01:20of the uk i did pass my test i did pass my test yeah yeah thank you thank you
01:27but you know what this means you can never get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know
01:41when he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of
01:47the intercom bell still got it dp celebrity dating agency hi tom it's david come in darling dude
01:55oh keep it down tom he's feeling fragile
02:09oh no is that right
02:15oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger
02:19let's make life really nice because you're hanging yeah you're hanging out of your anus
02:26yeah oh don't pamper him tom he's only hanging out of his anus because he went full yb for
02:32weekender last night actually i think i've just got a kind of coconutty residue on my hand
02:37oh nice what a treat tiny little bit of alcohol yeah oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh
02:46oh rude awakening rude awakening hello hi lovely tea we're ready for david all right darling
02:54oh oh come on oh come on i need a lucas aid oh well you look ravishing oh thank you
03:02aesthetically i
03:02wouldn't know you were hanging you would if you looked at his shorts honestly it's like a butcher's
03:07window thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling oh now let's see what kind of mood
03:16david is in he's always in a big mood so he is oh oh oh i mean that is a
03:26powerful entrance david
03:27your legs are popping your lips are popping thank you my insides aren't popping a little bit ropey after
03:35last night had a big night out and basically the day was sick david got a right eyeful from anthony
03:47oh okay that's my dog then then he got a mouthful so lovely oh then they went off for a
03:55skimful
03:55yeah let's go get another tequila come on come on and judging by the state of david today
04:01it wasn't just a quickie he pulled his pants down oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he
04:07was like
04:07i've just got a new tattoo and i was like oh what is it it was like it's my dog
04:10and i was like oh
04:11let's see your dog he went it's on my leg and then just stood up and pulled his pants down
04:15bulge
04:16was in my face i didn't know if i was looking at the dog dressed as a pirate on his
04:20thigh captain
04:21cock next to it i was actually like i don't know where to look i was like do you prefer
04:27somebody making
04:28the move or do you like like making the first movie was that i prefer if somebody somebody makes
04:34the move but failing that i'll get me cock and balls out and show you me pirate dog so we
04:38kissed
04:38over the table oh okay then what happened next then we left we had a peck outside and then i
04:46was like
04:46i don't want this to end oh so i was like should we go for another tequila you went after
04:52hours we went
04:53after hours and we know in the agency when we go after hours things have got a bit of a
04:58dot dot
04:58right come on yeah then all of a sudden he just lent in and we were snogging in the middle
05:04of the pub
05:05which is kind of making me cringe a little bit but then i'm also loving it what the fuck
05:12sorry just wanted to join in too yes david what result
05:21so if david getting all hot under the collar the incoming gabby is getting all hot under a coat
05:27she clearly bought from age concern hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do come in
05:46sweat oh oh look at you how are you oh i see what not normal say what you want about
05:54that jacket
05:55but at least it muffles tom's nonsense oh it's very toss on toss offable isn't it if anyone else said
06:01that there'd be trouble oh it's like a stole it's bloody cold though outside it is you're very well
06:07dressed for this oh thank you little chinchilla don't worry it's fake everyone as if gabby would kill
06:13that many chinchillas it'd be a great fight though upstairs the only bout david's having is a bow of
06:19horniness after his knockout night how would you rate that date from one to ten honestly a solid 9.5
06:269.5 yeah wow so are you curious to hear what he thinks two one go over there
06:32i was impressed by his personality and his energy he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature uh
06:51what's the last one taz uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from
06:58one
06:59oh god i've just said 9.5 he said
07:13uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell we are very very pleased thank you clears that up
07:20we're so proud of you oh thank you i'm excited to kind of see where it goes
07:25so second date that's the really important yeah okay have a think about the things that are really
07:31important to you okay tequila shots snogging and dogs dressed as pirates that you would like to
07:37share with anthony my challenge for you this time would be ask him what are you like in bed
07:42i lie face down head in the pillow arm under it leg ain't now arse out the duvet like a
07:47wall hog sexual communication is hot and other than that just get in there with your titty tassels
07:53and yeah get in there and enjoy baby shibby shibby thank you bye bitches bye my love
08:05babes i think what we need to do right now is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you
08:12were
08:12gonna say we should pop a bottle of champagne david might well be off for a hair of the dog
08:16as one
08:18happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette come on in
08:29hello i was like who have i got today gabby and joelle calls quite a splash in tenerife
08:36i feel like it's only fair to give joelle a second go their first date was so nice they had
08:41to do it
08:42twice and by twice i mean twice as many people because it was a double date with lucinda and ken
08:47how many is that a hundred what a hundred for the best thank you so much and once they'd gone
08:54gabby got a gob full not like that you perverts how was your double date
09:00an experience really we were so excited for it it was we were just bouncing off each other me and
09:06lucinda and then we got in there and when they when the guys arrived it just kind of went
09:13like a choir of ducks they left which means you and joelle could have a long time yeah he brought
09:20me a hundred roses a hundred roses did he i've never had that in my life how did you feel
09:25about
09:25that i just feel like he's sincere and he's he's got really good potential but he's very young i keep
09:36coming back to this if he was older and in a maybe different position in his life then i would
09:41be
09:42excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like am i just wasting my time
09:49you talked about some of the challenges with joelle what's the upside i like how i feel when
09:55i'm with him really how would you describe it just say hot are you sure that's not just the chinchilla
10:00body warmer just like just he's interested and wants to get to know me and i do believe that from
10:08him he's got a really good energy to be around i do like being around him okay everything that you've
10:14told me says that you definitely need another date with this guy the real question is does he show up
10:22in this third date consistent if you feel a drop off as ken precipitously dropped what's wrong with
10:31saying suddenly paul if you feel a drop off you walk if you don't feel seen you walk right this
10:39is why
10:39this third date is very very important yeah okay wow pcb is serious typical brit on this date you're
10:47going to be able to collect more information about him and make a decision for yourself on this next
10:56date so it's a very important date oh god god yeah this is your biggest date so far of your
11:02time here
11:03at the agency yeah all right so you're ready you feel good yeah you know what the mission is yes
11:09okay no pressure agent gab's
11:22welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date ever
11:27and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an old lady's couch
11:36hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom reed wilson oh miss light come in come in
11:53hi
11:54oh look at your paisley double denim oh double denim and double paisley i'm mad about paisley how did you
12:05i do i feel like it's the spiral of life because all of nature's way of putting it oh god
12:13how soft and
12:14flawless your skin is likewise right back at you because we could just do this forever for the love
12:20of god please don't can you just be my little pussycat and just curl up in my lap and i'll
12:25just drink you
12:26you'd be a better pussycat than me oh well i am very tactile i think it's my love language is
12:33it i
12:33reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages me too my love language is pussy and dicks in terms
12:39of affirmations i have a rule if it's dancing on my frontal lobe it has to visit my tongue which
12:44is
12:45why i refuse to dance on his frontal lobe would you like to ring up tea gotta clean this phone
12:50here
12:50has it got makeup on it look at that can i put it on speaker phone no you have to
12:53lick my foundation
12:54off the phone go on p-dog give it a lick hello hello tea if you could just send her
13:03up certainly thank you
13:06lucinda bye my darling bye darling back out in tennis lucinda had her first date with ken i'm not
13:13gonna lie to you this your lips is just doing it for me and after some serious graft they managed
13:19to
13:19clear the restaurant with their snog fest but on their second date ken got ahead of himself i mean
13:24i've got a penthouse in chelsea as well as putting his foot right in it listen she lives not a
13:31foursomes
13:31with these no but it's gotta be a force to make no no foursomes ken causing lucinda to throw the
13:37towel
13:37in early have fun you two thank you you too ken was looking for his barbie and he was pretty
13:44sure
13:44he'd found it in you oh when we left tenerife but come second date there was sort of not a
13:50presence
13:51that i'm looking for a quality of uh just a soulful chat that feel that felt really true
14:00with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you ah do you know and i
14:07think it was
14:07the space between the notes of leaving tenerife and the next stage what i would argue is that you knew
14:20immediately you're right you extend this benefit of the doubt and you override your
14:28conscious i haven't been dating for so long that i always lean into it because i'm like well that's
14:33an experience lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing with
14:39your date that is not a good strategy because essentially they're not getting to know the real
14:45you i do recognize within all of that as well i'm a very acquired taste you know can we go
14:52into that a
14:53bit because i'm a bit of an amazon clamazon so you know yeah and then i think you know just
14:59being a bold
15:01woman i just don't think it's it's not a lot of people's cup of tea have you always sort of
15:07been
15:07this introspective no so what changed i think it's just truly come from being a giant mess and in so
15:15much pain and quite often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to put this
15:25yeah like a lot of pain you know yeah earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:35um
15:36um being bullied and called fat i've had a very um a bit of body dysmorphia around science
15:47and it's a continual journey to accept
15:53a bigger body and yeah i mean yeah
16:00i really am quite body positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance doesn't
16:09but it's a journey and often we can fake it till we make it as well if we throw enough
16:15shit at a wall it might stick yeah and we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge
16:19that you have is self-acceptance in that area it can be and you know i mean
16:26often when i have a lover like i fall in love with it again because you know
16:31often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going solo you forget
16:41without that love and touch you know what i mean yeah i'm so emotional today we're such a um
16:49let it out huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not
16:58not being matched or or or found or touched and felt and i think there's it's a bit of a
17:06lonely
17:06a loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad oh oh
17:14i know i know it's okay let it out let it out it felt so easy in my 20s
17:26and 30s to fall in love and be in love you know sometimes i give up hope like you know
17:35i've been
17:35out there and like here i am let's go you know um you know this is great but yeah also
17:43no pressure
17:44you are and i'm not just saying this to say it one of the most exceptional people that i've ever
17:51witnessed this is really important because you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't
17:58keep carrying on up there you know when then we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the
18:02mud and
18:02we right now we're sitting in the mud with you you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in your position to
18:20find that yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle who's 10
18:40years
18:40her junior the fact i want a third date it's looking like it could get a bit serious and i'm
18:46not one to
18:47shy away from that jesus he thinks it could get serious enough to bring a wash bag it's obvious that
18:52we
18:52have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper and see if we are
18:58aligned
18:59on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship do you like minecraft
19:08hey how are you how are you sorry to keep you waiting well you're great you look amazing man
19:13thank you oh thanks that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous why i don't know maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of
19:26her life is that a good thing or a bathroom though i think it's a good thing it should be
19:30a good thing
19:30yeah i thought if he wasn't nervous then it would be like what are you here for it's quite warm
19:36here
19:36fair enough joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too look at him i'm enjoying this view carry on
19:45i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant yeah no no we're saying that for later right
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop and he's got his eye on a couple of gob stoppers
19:54how are you anyway i'm just happy to kind of spin this situation with you yeah true what's on your
19:58mind loads of things loads of things yeah okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you we've
20:04talked about the age thing before what i've been thinking about is that realistically what does the
20:10age gap mean moving forward what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or like things like
20:16that
20:20oh
20:29welcome back to so let's go day in where gabby's in the middle of her journey to decide
20:34whether joelle's more playgrounds and swings or serious things what is in your like kind of like
20:39two-year plan or like things like that i'm really just settle down i'm like i'm not into all of
20:44this
20:44talking to loads of people and bouncing back and forth like i don't really find it interesting like
20:50getting something deep for that seven months that happen to start again i don't like the start and
20:54again process and i've always said that my next person i want it to kind of be my last what
20:58does like
20:59a long-term a successful long-term relationship look like to you
21:06family-orientated say caring
21:14supportive jesus is he reciting an advert for an old people's eye and just like teamwork
21:19money leads everything to me that's a good word i was looking for that one
21:23what is everything oh it's just filler until they shag in it but what else i'll reverse that
21:29question don't patronize him gabs that's my job
21:34back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own special skills to good use on lucinda
21:40um there's a date for you tonight
21:41oh but it's not just one what we have two wow we have two right so you have a starter
21:52and then you have a mate like a speed date like a speed date almost right okay but this is
21:58to really
21:58maximize your time here i like this okay so the beauty is that you can decide which of these two
22:06that
22:07you'd like to continue on as dessert that's so cheeky yes are we going in blind on this one we're
22:13going in blind we're going in blind yeah i love surprises exactly this is why we know because you
22:18lean into everything we give you yeah okay how you feeling about that oh my gosh this is going to
22:23be a
22:23night i tell you this will be thank you guys thanks for holding all my tender bits today always i
22:29didn't
22:30know that was part of the service they never hold mine bring it in sister thanks guys oh yeah
22:35honey if you will wait on the other side not wait all right you take it yep yep thanks guys
22:44so much
22:44love so much love this was a breakthrough moment uh and i wonder how much she's articulated of the story
22:54to anyone and the fact that she was willing and wanting to do it here now especially this point
23:01in the journey shows that her next half could truly be life-changing i think the best is very much
23:08yet to
23:08come yeah yeah and hopefully this life-changing journey won't end in divorce back across town let's
23:16see how gabby is getting on sizing up her future prospects with lover boy joelle you ask me where do
23:22i
23:22see things in the next two years but where do you see things oh god i'm like ready to be
23:28in a
23:30proper relationship in a couple years don't know how long but before i'm 40 i would like to have
23:36kids yeah but yeah just like the real deal like i want to fill my finger with a big fat
23:43ring please
23:44and i want to fill my ring with a big fat finger gabs but you can't have it all right
23:48we're on the same page though isn't it is that what you're looking for 100 how many kids would you
23:52want though two max i wouldn't call them both max but each to their own that's two three yeah i'm
24:00having you two but a three is like my maximum you see where we end up i'm gonna get cracking
24:04there
24:05no need to rush gaps he'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age i do know that there's like
24:11a three
24:11date rule normally i'm not saying that this is right now even though we're on a fair date but
24:15normally it's a three-day rule that that's where you kind of like oh level up i'm starting to think
24:21level up means sexy sexy boom time i think i know what you're saying but i didn't even know there's
24:25that rule but oh so you aren't a season date i'm very open to finding out like you know what
24:30i mean
24:30i feel like here it's about time is it yeah if the time is right the time is right
24:38i like where kind of things are going i want to know about you more but yeah like i definitely
24:43want to
24:44carry things on you're confusing it sounds like how when i'm with you i'm like yeah fancy him but
24:51then obviously on my head on paper i'm like he's young is this is that but then whenever i ask
24:57you
24:57things you always deliver and what i need you to say and that comes down to like my trust in
25:02whether
25:03i a honestly like believe it or like whether it's just a time will tell situation or
25:10let's not think that first let's live in the moment and if it's meant to be it's meant to be
25:13it's not that's not okay well that's very mature actually so i think we're done it let me meet you
25:19up let's go i had many doubts going into this mainly just because of the age thing and honestly
25:28everything that i asked joel he had a very solid response and i wasn't expecting that
25:36but i think right now not keeping my options open when i'm not 100 sure
25:41is a little unsettling for me so i just want to make sure that the agents know that
25:47well gabby's still not 100 sold on joel so we'll have to see if he gets to level up
25:52or if it's time for a new player to enter
25:59in a rainy south london ex-rugby player turned superstar dj james haskell is in the back of the
26:04black cab and he is 100 pumped for his next day i'm very excited about this date so what i
26:09know
26:10about dotty is um she's into health and fitness um she looked very pretty in her photo she talked
26:15about wanting a bit of wit and confidence i mean i've definitely got one of those i'll let the audience
26:19decide which one that is it's a clue it's not the way i would love to feel that connection and
26:23that vibe
26:24and find that energy straight away now hopefully tonight i'll have that well you better get a move on
26:28you're late jimbo across town lucinda's on her way to the blind double date the agents have lined up
26:37to help solve her problem of giving people the benefit of the down what a fabulous opportunity
26:43to have a date for entree a date for maine and then to choose one for dessert it's a bit
26:50of a
26:50choose your own adventure night and i'm here for it if you were going on an adventure it'll be andy
26:56if you was backed up by a viking that beard is so beardy i was already super excited and then
27:01it's
27:01like we're gonna play against another guy and i'm okay here we go so it just ramped up my enthusiasm
27:06for the day a little bit more because i absolutely need to make sure i win mate it's a date
27:10not the
27:10hunger games you know i think competition is healthy so i'm coming in open-minded being my authentic self
27:17see if some things click between the two of us i believe i hope the best man wins we'll find
27:23out soon
27:26right sit tight damo and make yourself comfy lucinda might be a while
27:30yeah hello hello how are you nice to meet you and you're right i know right yes lucinda
27:40how's it going pretty good yes how are you going yes i'm good i'm good so originally from australia
27:46right i'm yeah very much australian and then how long have you been in the uk if you don't want
27:50well i sort of spend time between the two countries okay so you go i do a bit of both
27:56well you can't do both tonight you've got to pick one anorag's a cool guy he's definitely putting me at
28:03ease i'm i'm enjoying this how about you listen i saw siblings um i've got an older brother and then
28:09a middle sister okay and so everybody's australia based i've never been to australia i've won and
28:15definitely go you have to come down under i think you just did hobbies what do you do outside of
28:20work to relax hobbies hobbies i actually just did the hoffman course do you know about that yes
28:25yeah yeah yeah how's that loved her you know i'm just trying to make better decisions for my life
28:31like not choosing the sugary things yeah sugar's the devil is sugar the devil i feel like the actual
28:37devil might be a bit put out by that comparison so start small have you heard of kaizen the concept
28:42of kaizen the japanese it's about incremental improvements when you want to make a change
28:48baby yeah they always come up with good ones like they see um an inner monkey which is oh
28:58yeah bukkake changed my life too i mean i follow lots of different systems yes
29:04it's amazing yeah universal no other thing like law of attraction go on law of vibration oh she knows
29:12all about that don't you worry i love all that stuff yeah yeah totally well they're both chatting
29:17absolute fucking bollocks but they seem to be getting on that's a bonus
29:23right over to rugby star turned podcaster and dj james haskell who's running late for his
29:29first date with personal trainer dotty is it me or does she look just like his
29:33ex-wife chloe madeley how am i feeling excited i think i'm apprehensive my host of the date is to
29:40just get to know him find out what he's really like behind the celebrity side that we see i love
29:47banter i like to be sarcastic i like to challenge and see if i can bring that out of him
29:53well you're
29:54in luck because here comes bantony hopkins now it's jimbo i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm
30:01hoping it's better than the weather you're you're classic bans kill me how you doing i'm good thank
30:07you how are you james nice how are you doing you're right yeah i'm good oh my god this weather's
30:12awful it's disgusting literally disgusting turn up shaking like this i'm shaking with nerves but i'm
30:17literally shaking because i'm freezing no i was nervous yeah yeah no of course of course it was
30:21nerves you look great thank you likewise thank you thank you i try i mean i'm not not much to
30:26work
30:26with fire i'd try dotty looks beautiful she's got a great smile there's incredible energy i think this
30:32is going to be a really really good date can i get a glass of pitbull please pitbull what fireball
30:39do you want regular or large one no they're large please oh someone's gambling on james foot in the bill
30:47can i get a tequila soda please i wonder what you'd ordered then when you said a pitbull i was
30:52like
30:52fucking hell yeah what kind of idiot would make that mistake mr worldwide it's very nice you can
30:57try it oh it's very sweet thank you you're good you're good at sharing yeah oh perfect yeah yeah
31:02i'm not sure i'll be spooning like dessert into math yeah that's probably too soon too soon okay
31:08i always get to over eager what's happened to our baron of banter he's acting like a giddy schoolboy
31:15i think someone's potty for dotty back to me cinder who's still tucking into her first cool state
31:22anorak this has been magical and and i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic oh
31:30hello
31:30what's he got here then you're gonna do a magic trick a magic trick oh right he's actually gonna
31:35do a magic trick so we have two points yes thank god he didn't get his wand out dick joke
31:40bit of fun
31:40yeah yeah wow and you have two points here that's the tip sorted wow i loved that that's cool so
31:53that's i'll leave you with a bit of magic you can think about it while you're on your second date
31:59okay well i better get out of here lovely meeting you likewise hope to see you yes
32:09what's your thoughts fella record the trick sealed the deal i had a great really good time lucinda is
32:14a lovely woman i hope it converts to a dessert but that's up to lucinda who she picks that out
32:20of the
32:20two of us but uh yeah i'm keeping my fingers crossed don't worry mate you never know damo might
32:25pull out some mime then your chances will definitely improve time to see if james has
32:32improved his chances with dotty after a nervy start from our superstar dj thank you so much
32:37one big ball in that size and tequila soda what did they send you about me what did they say
32:43i kind
32:43of knew who you were kind of knew that is the level of celeb we're aiming for on this show
32:49there's a
32:49couple of people that i think we've got in common mutual friends that's nice okay like how
32:55in common look how scared you are i'm not scared oh god they've told they didn't bring you the best
33:01life did they not oh hang on has jimbo been playing away from home that's a rugby and sex joke
33:08oh god
33:09it all depends who these people are you probably don't even remember remember the morning no i'm not
33:13like that no no no don't label me as a player i'm not like i'm not that guy i mean
33:19listen i've enjoyed
33:19me singing i'm sure yeah i'm sure you have oh no he's rucks this up back to lucinda who freshman
33:29agent selected to start a date is making the short trip upstairs for a main course with beardy man
33:34damien i'm not going to do loads of viking jokes but he does put the floor in floor
33:40hi hello how are you you a hugger you're damien is that hi hi hi how you doing loving this
33:47thank
33:48you i grew it all myself fabulous oh thank you no worries have you been here long since about 865
33:55a.d if i remember correctly it's all good anticipation waving the waving yeah how have you been really good
34:02yeah excited to hang out with you yeah i don't come to them very often so it's all a little
34:07bit exciting
34:07for me i said all my own business two years ago what's that and i've got to the axe dragon
34:11a what
34:12axe cool cities okay hello we have shimichuri thank you medium beautiful medium that's amazing cheers
34:24for here i love that wow thank you do you like a beard is that yeah i'm into the beard
34:32what happens
34:33when you what's your face doing when the beard comes back i have no idea it's been 10 years i
34:40have no idea what's underneath there although i feel your face you can absolutely do whatever you want
34:46i'll warm up my hands oh what on earth is happening just uh having a look and a feel
34:56that's cool that's cool i don't have a smell oh god don't smell it is it smelled your body
35:02do you want me to come around there you can around no no i'm good oh you filthy beard sniffer
35:09you all right and your egg you my friend have got about three minutes to grow a beard lucky for
35:13you
35:13there's an outbreak welcome back to celebs go dating where the earlier bout of beard groping has
35:26clearly left lucinda feeling frisky have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom is that one
35:32of your peers that's not right but i like that that's just come out of nowhere did you just look
35:37at that and go do you know what we should do do we should do that another time do you
35:44want me to
35:44help you here let's start with this oh my god if she pops that on his beard i'm gonna throw
35:49up
35:52so i suppose i'd better excuse myself it is a tough choice this because they are both
35:57fabulous guys there's no doubt about it i've had such a great date with both of them
36:02i need to go and have a good thing about dessert so i it's a bit of an impossible choice
36:09i've got to
36:09say thank you very much i really appreciate that you smelled of mine as well thank you
36:16will i be seeing you again i don't know at this point because i'm never going to see you ever
36:20again
36:20i should give you a goodbye kiss he's not playing about do you want to do the nose yeah do
36:25the nose
36:26eskimos i think right well that's really weird uh let's leave them to it and crack on shall we
36:33fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track after the revelation
36:43they had friends in common that he's been racking rugby joke can i get the miso card please um can
36:52i get
36:52the chicken satay please any allergy no thank you i always think you'd volunteer if you were deadly
37:00allergic to nuts you'd go yeah by the way i'm allergic to nuts yeah gutted if i was allergic to
37:05nuts do you love nuts love nothing why am i such a child such a child um out the gutter
37:14yeah bloody
37:15hell jimbo leave the bollock jokes to me you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a
37:19rock boy how many days have you been on four or five wow the dates i just didn't necessarily feel
37:25that like energy yeah he was too busy feeling dot his mates energies look they're all attractive it
37:32was nice we've always had really good conversation but i'm trying to be more like intentional intentional
37:39is a great way yeah yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone
37:43within like five
37:44minutes 100 percent i would i would i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never give you
37:51where
37:51listen yeah my time's up yeah you're like can i just let you know i just wanted to make sure
37:56you're
37:57a bigger dick as i thought you were can i get this to go please thank you yeah i'm not
38:00100 sure she's
38:02joking right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked for her
38:09dessert calls is it nose twitchy viking or magic boy i think it's only fair that i bring them both
38:19to dessert and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy hello hello i'm feeling cheeky i'm
38:28feeling mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks now this is what's going to happen this is a
38:33quick fire game question and answer right wait are we doing a quiz now a bit weird bum up for
38:40it
38:40but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda will it be damien the viking whose beard
38:46she tugged off and rubbed noses with or magic man anorak who put extra pennies in her purse okay oh
38:53let's
38:53quiz what color are my eyes blue one to you where am i from in australia no one two how
39:07many siblings
39:08do i have two one he's absolutely right i've got two siblings you're the youngest thank you
39:15i don't believe it the magic man has smashed it's three nil but it's all to play for as unbelievably
39:20enough there's a round two what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't
39:28i would say i would like to see you without the makeup on ah in the natural in the natural
39:35sweat habitat yes
39:39you'd like to see you without your clothes
39:42you get more scores for that that is a better answer
39:47damo's answer has definitely won this quiz and look cheeky answers far over i don't make the rules
39:56i don't make the rules i am so sorry it's all right but damo can i sit on your knee
40:01please
40:03is it all right i have something to tell you
40:10oh bless him pied off at first sight but to be fair he's taking it well
40:19okay this is gonna be weird now two's company three's eye gougingly awkward
40:24why bring him back just to sit on the other geezer's lap that could be fun but thank you thank
40:30you so much
40:31so delightful all the best with everything thank you goodbye magic man now you see him now you don't
40:37oh look at that straight back on tinder what a ledge it's absolutely fine no hard feelings you know at
40:42the end of the day it's lucinda's decision so i respect that good on you mate i hope you got
40:47that two
40:47quid back for his busso
40:51right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on their date
40:59you've got nail varnish oh yeah we just noticed that about this no i noticed it a while ago but
41:03i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24.
41:09okay is that a major issue it's a little bit of an egg more or less of an ick than
41:13him having sex
41:14with all your friends allegedly it's a bit odd i'll give you that it's a bit weird although guys are
41:20now starting to wear makeup and i'm here for it unbelievably she's actually into it all james
41:25needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird and this state is officially back on track what's
41:30really interesting you think with men is without being vulgar if your hair falls out you've got a
41:35small penis one of them you can fix a small penis there is nothing you can do about on earth
41:41yet luckily i've got a lovely head of hair set on this tiny dicked bod how you feel i've had
41:46a really
41:46nice time what i am having a nice time yeah i am same is that's not one of those when
41:50you go like
41:51fine i'm trying to be i've been told to be more vulnerable that's the last time i ever asked
41:57i'm having a good time do you know what i've never seen jimbo so flustered he must be well into
42:02dotty
42:03do you want to get married yeah that wasn't that wasn't me that wasn't me asking yeah yeah he's so
42:10keen this guy come on relax you can do this james uh yes i do do you want kids oh
42:16no maybe you can't
42:17actually do this i love kids yeah i've got five i call them nibblings got five nibblings and i love
42:23them to pieces what's a nibbling yeah it's like oh it's not a sibling it's your nibblings it's nieces
42:27and nephews oh my god i love the same thing you know i'm like it's not down with the kids
42:35yeah don't
42:37say down with i'm just trying to help you out thank you spending time with you such a confidence boost
42:46i don't i could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face but instead you came out
42:51and did it
42:51on tv after making magic man anorak disappear before our very eyes lucinda's wasted no time
43:00getting a mouthful from damo are you ready yes good how was the delivery delicious ready for some more
43:14mm-hmm dessert one yeah yeah thank you
43:22anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this i say uncomfortable i just mean horny good we're good
43:28there's a lot hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip so you're having a good time yeah
43:33afraid we closed 30 minutes ago can you can you bugger up absolutely yes yes i'll get that oh no
43:43worries
43:46damien's awesome something there a little spark the embers grown into a little spark
43:53lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not
43:57missing out on that again thank you i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a
44:03drink and
44:04see what happens right shall we go and get a beverage yeah let's do it let's do it come on
44:08come on
44:10well i like holding your hand thank you makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:19well after a conversational roller coaster of an evening james and dotty's date is coming to a close
44:25i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had this is definitely the best vibe i've had i'll
44:30tell
44:30that i appreciate that thank you if you i mean a day before we'd have to put a thing on
44:34it but if
44:34you don't want to do it again i'd definitely do it again i i would like to see you again
44:38yes perfect
44:38i've had fun perfect yeah i've had a great time i've had a good time thank you very much
44:44right shoe roll i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad this is you being gentlemanly
44:50uh i think might just be a gentleman by default i think oh don't do me in
44:58thank you very much for dinner that's all right that's all right i'll walk out don't nick any
45:01the silverware that date with dotty was sensationelle sensationelle yeah
45:08fucking hell we covered a load of ground it was deep it was fun it was light she took the
45:13piss out
45:14me mercilessly and that was exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man oh yes james i'm so
45:20pleased for him thank you that was mine i had a great time likewise thank you so much
45:29my pleasure i hope you see you again yeah see you later oh love is in the air i was
45:35slightly nervous
45:35about asking the question of whether she wanted to see me again but it felt like it was right so
45:39i
45:39asked oh bless him he's made up i just hope dotty's feeling it too i'm intrigued to get him get
45:45to know
45:45a little bit more i think there's more layers to chip away at i don't think there is i think
45:52james's
45:53personality is extremely attractive great sounds like jimbo's made his match aesthetically yes there's
46:01some room for improvement oh brutal that might grow okay so good but not quite sensationelle jimbo you've
46:09got work to do tomorrow night i would give my left tick to go on this date okay david's questions
46:16get
46:17confusing are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train no no no no no no
46:23no no no no no
46:23pk has some shocking news i never kissed on the first date i don't usually kiss on the first day
46:29shit and the agents celebrate success with kerry katona's return i don't feel like i've had sex with
46:38palo i feel like i've been made love to slow clap it's gone a lot quicker than that as our
46:46celebs
46:46you never get spots i never really get them but i've got one under the skin this is the flirting
46:50that
46:50they were training you to do go have i got like a skin disease it looks nice dating are you
46:57going to find
46:57love um well that's the plan to find the next person really so the next person
47:27is
47:28is
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