00:00You mean to tell me, in your heart of hearts,
00:03you want to live in a gray box with one plant
00:06and one thing on your wall?
00:08You literally don't.
00:10And you can't convince me that you do.
00:12Giving a .
00:13Try shutting the up.
00:15The world sucks.
00:22All right, everybody.
00:24It's another this Friday.
00:26millennial gray.
00:29minimalism.
00:30Why are we stopping having a personality all of a sudden?
00:34You mean to tell me you genuinely don't have a personality
00:37enough to know how you want to decorate your wall?
00:41You're like, oh my god.
00:42My bed, it's this beautiful shade of wolf gray.
00:46My walls, they're eggshell white.
00:50And I got this one fake fern from Ikea to put on my bedside.
00:55I got to tell you, if I walked into Trade's house and their house looked like that, I'm leaving.
01:02I like to go into people's houses and I want to see who they are.
01:05I want to see your incredible lame movie collection.
01:10What books do you have?
01:11What's your favorite band?
01:12Put it on your wall, baby.
01:14Put it on your wall.
01:15That's what the wall's for.
01:17If you came to my house, you'd see a thousand white stripes records.
01:21You would know everything you need to know about me in terms of what I'm interested in.
01:26And if you mean to tell me in your heart of hearts you're interested in the color gray,
01:30I know everything I need to know about you and I'm out.
01:34I don't need to be your friend.
01:35I don't need to know you.
01:36Put your favorite poster up.
01:37That's all you need to do, baby.
01:38That's all you need to do.
01:40And you can start with your favorite photo right next to your bedside.
01:44That when you wake up, instead of doom scrolling, you see your pet.
01:48You see your favorite band, your favorite movie, your hyper interest of the week.
01:52Who cares?
01:53Fixate on it.
01:54It's fine.
01:54It'll make you happier.
01:56And happiness is key.
01:58And happiness is what's going to make us survive this horrible administration.
02:01So in conclusion, minimalism, millennial gray, all hands up to maximalism,
02:08all hands up to artistry, to living your truth and surrounding yourself with your favorite things.
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02:22I've been with my boyfriend for about three years now.
02:25He's been like kind of distant lately.
02:27So I checked his phone.
02:30He's been sleeping with my brother.
02:35The thing is, I am really close to my brother's wife.
02:40And so I'm unsure if I should say anything to her.
02:45And I kind of don't care about my brother and my boyfriend.
02:50Because me and my little brother used to share everything all the time.
02:53So it doesn't matter to me.
02:55I need your help, Discord.
02:56Please.
02:58You say you're close with the wife.
03:01Sleep with her.
03:03That's the answer.
03:05Sleep with her, record it, and then send it to your brother.
03:09Hey, this is Cory.
03:10I'm a huge fan.
03:11I just have two questions because I see you going around kissing all the Drag Race girls.
03:18What does Vita Von T taste like?
03:20And what does Snitches Isabel Brooks taste like?
03:23Thanks.
03:24Bye.
03:25Oh, y'all clocking my tea.
03:28Listen, I'm like a Pokemon catcher.
03:30I'm going to kiss all of the Rue girls eventually.
03:33I don't kiss and tell too much, so I'm not going to tell you what they taste like.
03:37But I will say, I would kiss Vita again.
03:41I mean, what else?
03:42Hey, Discord.
03:43My name's Casey.
03:44I'm a butch lesbian.
03:45And I need your advice on how to meet more lesbians.
03:48Because the only lesbian friends I have are online and they live countries or states away.
03:54And it is so tiring to only be around all these queers that don't understand the lesbian experience.
04:00So what do you think?
04:02Where should I go?
04:04This is the best question yet.
04:06If you want to meet a thousand lesbians, come to a Discord Addams show.
04:11It's basically lesbian speed dating.
04:14We have U-Hauls parked and ready at every single one of my shows for this exact reason.
04:21Hey, you ready for our second date?
04:24It's time, like it always is, to succumb to the darkness that is reality.
04:31Discord out.
