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00:00:08Spannende Musik
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00:01:44Welt-Domination!
00:01:45Ich bin jemanden, wie ich.
00:01:49Fuck you and your fucking moustache.
00:01:53Tear this place apart!
00:02:21Kill him!
00:02:25Aha!
00:02:27I am terminating your membership.
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Kill yourself!
00:02:39Kill yourself!
00:02:41Kill yourself!
00:02:43Kill yourself!
00:02:43Kill yourself!
00:02:55Kill yourself!
00:03:01Get over here!
00:03:09Bring it!
00:03:30You have served your master well.
00:03:33The video store will rise again.
00:03:37Tonight, fears are on me.
00:03:40I am out of here!
00:03:50I am out of here!
00:04:09This was a nightmare!
00:04:22Das war's für heute.
00:04:55Das war's für heute.
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00:09:47Outros verão.
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00:17:10Wunderschöne
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00:31:20Vielen Dank.
00:31:27You're welcome.
00:31:29Because he journeys into the darkness,
00:31:32we may all go on forever in the light.
00:31:41So that we may live forever in the light.
00:31:45So that we may live forever in the light.
00:31:49So that we may live forever in the light.
00:31:52So that we may live forever in the light.
00:31:57Amen.
00:32:00Amen.
00:32:22The reality with which these bodies have been mutilated,
00:32:25the authorities, and I their servant,
00:32:29that we all be alerted.
00:32:31Amen.
00:32:34Yes.
00:32:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:33:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:33:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:01Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:26Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:30Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:48Oh, oh.
00:34:50Oh, oh.
00:34:55Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:58Oh.
00:35:05Oh, oh.
00:35:08Oh, oh.
00:35:20ARD Text im Auftrag des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:35:48ARD Text im Auftrag des ZDF für funk
00:36:27ARD Text im Auftrag des ZDF für funk, 2017
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00:37:12Thank you, sir.
00:37:14Your car is waiting.
00:37:45Do you not do that?
00:37:46You're scaring off the fish.
00:37:48Yeah, right.
00:37:49When I was a kid, my dad used to throw me in his bait.
00:37:53Oh, shit.
00:37:53It's true, man.
00:37:55It doesn't even matter.
00:37:57I mean, whether we're casting lines, picking up skanks at the bar, it doesn't matter how
00:38:01it's going with the biggest prize.
00:38:02Yeah, the biggest prize.
00:38:05Hey, fatties count, right?
00:38:11That's a fucking day, man.
00:38:17Hey, Garrett, something's on your line.
00:38:19Your line?
00:38:19You got something hooked on the line?
00:38:21No, I got it.
00:38:21I got it.
00:38:23Garrett, I got you.
00:38:25Come on.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:27Come on, Garrett.
00:38:29Come on, buddy.
00:38:31Got the pole.
00:38:32Got the fucking pole.
00:38:33I don't even know what it is, but it's fucking huge, man.
00:38:35Holy shit.
00:38:37Get out of the tail.
00:38:38Get out of the tail.
00:38:39Help me out.
00:38:39Pull it.
00:38:45There we go.
00:38:46It's okay.
00:38:47Stop.
00:38:47Stop.
00:38:48It's a fucking fish, man.
00:38:49It's a fucking mermaids.
00:38:50No, listen to me.
00:38:51Are you crazy?
00:38:52Look at her.
00:38:52Babe, this is a person.
00:38:54I caught it.
00:38:54It's my fish.
00:38:55I'm killing it, man.
00:38:56Catch of the day, buddy.
00:38:57Bullshit.
00:38:57Stop it.
00:38:58No.
00:38:59Get off.
00:39:00Hey, I'm not going to let me touch you.
00:39:03What for the thing?
00:39:04No, I'm just not going to let you kill her.
00:39:06Back off, Garrett.
00:39:09Good morning.
00:39:10Thank you.
00:39:11It's okay.
00:39:12I'm not going to touch you.
00:39:16It's okay.
00:39:25I'm not going to touch you.
00:39:27I'm not going to let you fix it.
00:39:36Aww.
00:39:44Ugh...
00:39:45Ugh!
00:39:50Ugh!
00:40:00Ich habe gesagt, man, du hattest mich an.
00:40:06Ich dachte, ich würde mich in der Liebe auf diesen Lernstern sagen.
00:40:10Was kann ich sagen? Ich kann mich nicht mehr machen.
00:40:13Ich kenne dich ein Cheap, aber fuck es.
00:40:17To the Catch of the Day.
00:40:18To the Catch of the Day.
00:40:23To the Catch of the Day.
00:41:04I don't know why it's so fucking hard these days.
00:41:08Do you ever get the feeling what you're doing is completely pointless?
00:41:15I'm serious.
00:41:18Every day, every year, it all just blends into one.
00:41:21And what am I achieving?
00:41:23What am I actually contributing to anyone's life?
00:41:25Well, you know, what you're doing is important.
00:41:27Yeah?
00:41:28Kids need to be afraid.
00:41:30Well, you're helping Santa, if anything.
00:41:32Yeah, well, it's all awesome for him.
00:41:34Everybody loves Santa.
00:41:36But how am I going to be remembered?
00:41:37Some miserable goat fuck that ruins people's lives?
00:41:41Where's my appreciation?
00:41:43Where's my appreciation?
00:41:43Because it's not like this makes me feel good anymore.
00:41:48I don't want to be remembered as cramped as the Christmas come whilst everyone wanks over that fat, smug prick.
00:41:55Yeah, fuck you and your fucking beard.
00:42:00You've not got it in you anymore, have you?
00:42:04Well, you remember that beating you gave me?
00:42:07You remember that?
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:11When was the last time you felt like that?
00:42:13You know what, though?
00:42:14I could have been a good guy.
00:42:16I'm on the fucking Coke endorsement.
00:42:18Well, you know, it's not too late.
00:42:20Put a bit of Christmas spirit into that cold, cold heart of yours.
00:42:24Start right now if you want.
00:42:25All you've got to do is just take this off.
00:42:28Really?
00:42:29Yeah, of course.
00:42:31Just you and me?
00:42:33Yep.
00:42:34Best of friends.
00:42:35Spreading Christmas cheer and making people happy.
00:42:37Now that's how I want to be remembered.
00:42:43Just the two of us?
00:42:44Yeah, it's just you and me, pal.
00:42:46Taking on the world.
00:42:48Like in a cup and a half.
00:42:50Bit weird.
00:42:50I'm an eight-year-old with a badge.
00:42:53Except that could be you.
00:42:55And I can be Burt Reynolds.
00:42:59Yeah, you know, just take these off.
00:43:03We are buddies.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Yeah, of course.
00:43:07You're like a brother to me.
00:43:08You know, you're all that I know.
00:43:14They're going to sing songs about this.
00:43:17About us.
00:43:18Now I'm going to be a chocolate in a calendar.
00:43:22Fuck you, grab us, you frick can.
00:43:28What are you doing?
00:43:29What about a cup and a half?
00:43:44Have you ever seen a cup and a half?
00:43:52Have you ever seen a cup and a half?
00:44:07What are we doing?
00:44:08I don't know.
00:44:12I'm going to be a cup.
00:44:12I'm going to be a cup and a half.
00:44:26I need you.
00:44:27I need you.
00:44:27Calm your mouth.
00:44:27Es ist ein Problem.
00:44:29Ich bin mit diesem Fartum.
00:44:31Ich bin auch mit dem Umbügel.
00:44:33Das ist mein Problem.
00:44:35Jetzt, ich muss nur jemanden,
00:44:37jemanden, jemanden,
00:44:39jemanden, wie ich bin.
00:44:47Calma.
00:44:48Ich weiß, dass hier ein Film von Terror ist,
00:44:53dass hier ein Film von Terror ist.
00:44:55Aber sie sind nur für Sorgen.
00:44:59Sie sind nur für nichts.
00:45:02Hier gibt es keine Sucke.
00:45:08Hier gibt es keine Sucke.
00:45:09Ihre Sucke heute
00:45:09wird jemanden sehr glücklich sein.
00:45:16Ich bin immer sehr interessiert.
00:45:20Ich bin immer sehr interessiert.
00:45:24Däubi!
00:45:25Und hier ist es nicht?
00:45:28Engst.
00:45:31Ich werde dir das Am Ziel
00:45:34damit dein Fartum einipsiz.
00:45:37Das ist eine gute Idee.
00:45:40Das ist meine Geschichte.
00:45:45Das ist eine Neuge.
00:45:47Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:46:06Erhöre eine Jungfrau, aus diesen Felsen Starr und Wind,
00:46:21Soll mein Gebet zu dir in mir.
00:46:49Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:47:08Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:47:40Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:48:03Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:48:16Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:48:47Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:49:18Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:49:45Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:50:18Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
00:50:45Lade Maria, Jungfrau mit,
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00:54:04¿Cómo se te ocurre traer esto a casa?
00:54:05¡Es mi conejo! ¡Y yo quiero coger a mi conejo!
00:54:09Ya lo cogerás después. Venga, mañana.
00:54:14Quiero a eso fuera de aquí mañana.
00:54:15Y si tú te vas con él, mejor.
00:55:13¡Gracias!
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