00:00You're killing me, man!
00:01You cannot sext in the middle of class!
00:03He's sext texting!
00:04Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill.
00:06And it effing sucks.
00:08That guy was just naked.
00:12Jesus Christ, it's like the Wild West over there.
00:16Wait, you got a new girlfriend already?
00:17No, me and Sam are still together.
00:20She's in college, is that even legal?
00:22Yes.
00:23Beautiful day for her drive.
00:2510 and 4.
00:26Wait, isn't it 10 and 2?
00:27It's just numbers.
00:28Do what feels good, you know?
00:29Follow your heart.
00:30Left my coffee by my skateboard.
00:32Follow your heart.
00:34Follow your heart.
00:37Guys!
00:38You can't drive without me!
00:41Stop! Stop the car!
00:42I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay?
00:46Watch out!
00:48My driver's that car got hijacked.
00:50Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here.
00:52How are you so sure about this?
00:54Basically, everything I do is made better by her being in my life.
00:57I'm coming with.
00:57I'm coming to.
00:58No, absolutely not.
01:01What's the worst that can happen?
01:03Jeremy, you imagine you and Samantha being like one of those couples that get married
01:06when they're 22?
01:07Nothing lasts forever.
01:08Aparna!
01:11Dude!
01:12I never spaced out like that.
01:14I have hyperfocus ADD.
01:15What do they got you on?
01:16Strutera.
01:16You should think about adding Ritalin.
01:18I've got Wellbutrin.
01:19I'm on Wellbutrin.
01:20For anxiety or depression?
01:21I think maybe both.
01:23It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill.
01:27I've got to go.
01:28I have drugs in the car.
01:30God damn it!
01:32Ready, set, go.
01:33So hot like summertime.
01:35We're not in Kansas anymore.
01:37One look, you're hypnotized, baby.
01:40Jeremy?
01:40How are you here?
01:42It's a long story.
01:44I stole a driver's ed car.
01:46Freeze!
01:49Why didn't you call me?
01:50I also threw my phone off a bridge.
01:53No!
01:54I have never not had my phone.
01:56I feel naked!
01:59Caution is overrated.
02:01Guard your dog.
02:01Oh!
02:02Sorry, who are you?
02:03I'm her boyfriend.
02:04Who are you?
02:04Bro.
02:04This is Scooby.
02:06What's up?
02:07May fortune favor the foolish.
02:11The bold.
02:12Fortune favors the bold.
02:14Dude, are you all right?
02:16Yeah, I know.
02:16I'm just on mushrooms.
02:18Hey, at least I'm not driving.
02:20Oh my God, dude.
02:21Take the next right.
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