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The 200-Pound Princess Wants a Divorce EP
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00:07Valeria, you've gone too far.
00:10I was forced to marry you, and now you dare sleep with another man in my palace?
00:16Your Highness, the Princess even bedded a stable boy.
00:20By royal law, she should burn for it.
00:23I didn't. He forced his way into my room.
00:27Your Highness, the Princess seduced me.
00:30She said you never loved her, so she pulled me into her bed just to spice you.
00:37You broke in and ruined me!
00:39Your Highness, he's lying!
00:41Your Highness, I do not believe the Princess would do such a thing.
00:45Why not test her purity?
00:47If she is still untouched, then she is innocent.
00:51I lost my purity saving you, my lord.
00:54Mia is right.
00:56Summon the royal ladies in the position.
00:58Test her now.
01:06No! I won't be tested!
01:09Won't be tested?
01:10Or don't dare be.
01:12You are unworthy of the title Princess.
01:15Your Highness, you were the one who took my purity!
01:19Lies!
01:20I have never touched you!
01:22How dare you slander me!
01:25Never touched me?
01:26When you fell from the cliff and were poisoned, I gave myself to you to save your life.
01:29Have you truly forgotten?
01:31Princess, it was I who saved him, not you, my lord.
01:35How dare you steal my credit!
01:37I know you're fat and ugly, and you feel worthless, but you shouldn't lie like this!
01:42Mia, watch your tongue!
01:45Valeria, you will be tested whether you like it or not.
01:48If you refuse, you'll leave this palace at once.
01:50Seize her!
01:51Your Highness, why won't you believe me?
01:55Slander, frame, humiliation, forcing me to prove I'm innocent!
01:59If that's how it is, I'll die to prove I'm innocent!
02:12Damn.
02:13This princess with my name is way too pathetic.
02:16If it were me, I'd beat the hell out of that cheating bastard,
02:19stomp that mistress into the ground,
02:20and make a name for myself in the royal court.
02:22No way would I take this kind of crap!
02:29What the hell is going on?!
02:42My head hurts.
02:45Where am I?
02:47Have I traveled into the book?
02:55Your Highness, could she be faking this?
02:59Valeria, since you didn't die,
03:02get out of this palace at once.
03:04You don't deserve to be princess.
03:08Get off me!
03:14Your Highness!
03:22I will marry you.
03:36This fat girl even cut ties with her Prime Minister to marry His Highness.
03:40But His Highness still loves Mia, not her.
03:42Look at this fat sow!
03:44She can't even bend over to pick the ring up!
03:47Valeria, you tricked me into marrying you.
03:51But I will never touch a fat, ugly beast like you!
03:55You!
04:04Well, well, princess.
04:06I'm here to warm your bed.
04:09Let go of me!
04:10I am the princess!
04:11Who let you in?!
04:14Spare me.
04:16Everyone knows His Highness has abandoned you.
04:19He thinks you're nothing but a fat pig and won't lay a hand on you.
04:23But I will.
04:38Pathetic.
04:39A royal princess driven to suicide?
04:41What an idiot.
04:42Valeria, drop the act.
04:44You are leaving this palace today!
04:47Are you insane?
04:48Throw me out!
04:50I am your lawful wife!
04:54The princess of this palace!
04:55You do not get to cast me aside!
04:57How dare you strike His Highness!
04:59You shut your mouth!
05:03You shameless mistress!
05:05You framed me with a stable boy just to steal my place!
05:08How low will you sink?
05:11You...
05:11Valeria!
05:13You've lost your mind!
05:14Leave this palace now or I'll have you thrown out.
05:17Guards!
05:19Go on then.
05:21Whoever's got the guts to touch me, step forward.
05:24Beers!
05:34Beers!
05:36Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:39Ah!
05:41Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45But help me! Valeria! If you refuse to leave, then rot in this palace! Get me out of here!
05:58Since I'm here, I'm going to live very, very well.
06:04Princess, I'm so sorry! They dragged me away! I couldn't protect you! They even cut off our silver! We don't
06:11have a scoop of food left!
06:12Don't cry. If we need money, we'll make money. Got it? Just watch. Your princess is about to work miracles.
06:22This whole era reeks. In a place like this, perfume is pure gold. We're going to make a fortune.
06:28Thank God my tools came with me. Making perfume? Easy.
06:32Princess, what are these things? I've never seen anything like them.
06:39Of course you haven't! These are from the future!
06:43Princess, I don't understand a word you're saying. Those things look dangerous. Throw them away.
06:48Relax. I'm making perfume with these. Once we sell it, we'll be eating fresh meat every single day.
06:54Now go! Let me work!
06:58I'm doomed. Has the princess truly lost her mind? What do I do?
07:04Oh! Oh! Right! I have to tell his heightness!
07:11Done! Lucy, come look!
07:17It smells amazing! Princess, you're incredible! I've never smelled anything this good in my life!
07:24Can I eat it?
07:27Of course not! It's for killing stink, not filling your stomach.
07:31Oh, I just wanted my mouth to smell nice too.
07:35Mouth? Toothbrushes and toothpaste? That's another way to make money!
07:38Let's focus on this first. I have a brilliant idea.
07:41What is it, princess? I'll support whatever you do.
07:48I've made hundreds of these. We sell them and we'll be rich! You can buy anything you want!
07:54Oh my god!
07:57Princess, can perfume really make people fight over it and shower us with gold?
08:02Trust me. It kills foul smells. And if the timing's right, it even draws butterflies.
08:08Once they see that, they'll beg to buy it.
08:12Step right up, good people! A royal perfume! A heavenly scent fit for the gods!
08:16Pretty bottle, but it's probably useless.
08:18Just scented water? Plenty of that on the street.
08:20This is no ordinary water. It's magic, a bottle!
08:22One drop banishes fishmold and filth, and if the time is right, it draws a swarm of butterflies.
08:27Draw butterflies? Lies!
08:30Smell it and see!
08:34Wow!
08:36Don't close it! That scent is divine! How much for one bottle?
08:40Opening day price, twenty silver coins a bottle.
08:43Twenty silver coins? You're robbing us!
08:46Witchcraft, maybe?
08:47Look at how I'm dressed. I serve the royal house. Would I cheat you?
08:51Come see for yourselves. Who wants to try it first?
08:54I will!
09:01The stench is gone! It's a miracle!
09:12Can you lower the price? I want one!
09:15No, ten! Ten silver coins! Final price!
09:18Limited stock, first come, first served!
09:20I want a hundred bottles!
09:22I want two hundred!
09:31What is that delightful scent?
09:34Your Grace?
09:35They're selling perfume over there.
09:39Stop!
09:40Please!
09:54Robbery in broad daylight? You've got a death wish!
09:58Mercy! I'll never do it again!
10:00Where's the loot? Hand it over!
10:02Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
10:08Here you are. You'll pass.
10:12Isn't this Sebastian's new princess?
10:15Why is she dressed as a maid, selling goods here?
10:19Ugh!
10:31beautiful isn't it very it smells even better i made this perfume want two bottles uh yes
10:48your grace she is to the palace at once i need to see the queen sebastian has no idea what
10:54a fine
10:54princess he's married alex are you telling me this perfume can drive off stench and draw butterflies
11:07indeed your majesty
11:17good heavens this is a treasure so sebastian's princess is not as simple as she seems
11:24quiet plump and far more capable than anyone thought
11:31indeed she is no ordinary woman
11:35send for sebastian i have words for him
11:44your majesty prince sebastian has arrived
11:49sebastian you may dote on mia all you please but valeria is your lawful wife and the only princess
11:55of this palace yes mother i understand her majesty is right your princess is extraordinary that perfume
12:02is nothing short of a miracle you would be a fool to mistreat her that scent valeria made this since
12:09when could she do something like that my birthday feast is next month bring both of them especially
12:15valeria i wish to reward her properly damn it since when did valeria become this capable
12:23we earned so much today princess you're amazing even if his highness cuts our food we can buy our own
12:30of course and i've got more inventions we'll be even richer
12:35you're incredible princess
12:37look how fat you are and you are still eating
12:41i'm not eating your food so mind your own business
12:46you oh and i'll ask for a divorce in a few days
12:50divorce no mother's feast requires me to bring her i can't let her divorce now
12:54valeria i'll overlook your behavior this time
12:58come with me to mother's birthday banquet next month and i'll restore your food allowance
13:03i'm not going
13:04what did you just say
13:05i said no
13:07you will go that's an order
13:10oh i see why you're so eager the queen commanded you to bring me very well i'll go
13:19if you pay me
13:22what
13:25if your highness won't pay then go alone i'm not attending
13:31fine name your price and i'll pay it
13:39but from now on eat less you're so fat it's embarrassing you'll disgrace the royal house
13:47she really cast me aside for money
13:51your highness it's all right if the princess won't go with you i will
13:55i'll always have you by my side she only goes because mother commands it
14:00valeria you still lose to me
14:05ugh that blind idiot really dares call me fat and embarrassing
14:11don't anger yourself princess you're beautiful to me pay him no mind
14:16i don't care what he says but this body is unhealthy too much fat makes you sick
14:20no lucy fetch my gear from today on i'm changing everything
14:24when i slim down i'll shock the entire court
14:27hi-yah
14:50where is valeria
14:52your majesty the princess is too ashamed of her fat ugly body to ride with us
14:57we came ahead she's on her way
15:05insolence
15:05how dare she slight my birthday angle with childish nonsense
15:09calm yourself your majesty perhaps she was too ashamed to show her face
15:13yes your majesty the princess didn't mean to delay
15:17when she arrives you may punish her who says i delayed on purpose
15:43she's so beautiful who is that don't tell me that's the princess impossible the princess was fat
15:49it is her it's valeria
15:57it really is her she slimmed down behind my back she did this to win sebastian over
16:03your majesty i apologize for my delay
16:06princess this is the queen's birthday and you dare arrive late
16:10indeed princess why are you late
16:13your majesty i was late because no one told me the feast time
16:16someone also ordered all the royal carriages away so i had to borrow one
16:22i see i shall look into this take your seat
16:28you
16:29what don't recognize me
16:32i just never thought you'd be so lovely when slim
16:35hypocrite
16:50your majesty happy birthday
16:51the prince and i have a grand gift for you
17:04that jewel was meant to be my gift
17:06bring it to me
17:12exquisite
17:13i love it
17:14you've both been thoughtful
17:24princess you're still eating
17:26her majesty invited you here in person
17:28and you brought her nothing
17:29no gift at all
17:30how disgraceful
17:32mia
17:33i've put up with you long enough
17:36try me again
17:37you
17:37who says i have no gift
17:52i know you summoned me for my perfume
17:54this is my new formula
17:55more fragrant
17:56that is my first gift
17:59and my second
18:01i gift the formula to the crown
18:03free for the whole realm
18:07truly
18:09on my honor
18:10this perfume has spread across the kingdom
18:12wherever it's used
18:13foul smells disappear
18:14and the princess created it herself
18:15she's a genius
18:16she gives the recipe away
18:17for the good of the realm
18:18what a noble heart
18:19i knew i was right about you valeria
18:27princess
18:27you dare claim you made this perfume
18:31everyone knows you're nothing but a crude brainless fool
18:34lying to the queen is treason
18:36you could lose your head for this
18:38yes
18:38the princess has a terrible reputation
18:40she could never make something so miraculous
18:42it's impossible
18:43the queen summoned her for the perfume
18:45has she deceived her majesty
18:46yes
18:47she tricked the queen
18:48valeria
18:49do you deny your crime
18:52mia
18:53you're digging your own grave
18:54i made this perfume
18:57still lying
18:59prove it
19:00i shall prove it
19:02i bought this very perfume
19:05from the princess's own stall
19:06she handed it to me
19:07do you dare question me
19:11be quiet
19:12mia say no more
19:13forgive her uncle
19:14i failed to rein her in
19:15thank you for speaking for me your grace
19:23quarrel with me in private all you like
19:25but to slander me before her majesty
19:27you bring shame on the royal house
19:30you
19:33your majesty
19:34forgive me for failing to keep my cousin in line
19:36but if mia dared lie to your face
19:39surely someone gave her the courage to do it
19:42you
19:43to prove the perfume is mine
19:45i present the full recipe
19:52valeria this gift will change the kingdom
19:55you shall be richly rewarded
20:06thank you your majesty
20:07but i have one more gift to offer
20:09if you'll step outside
20:11oh
20:11this grows more intriguing
20:13lead on
20:30good heavens
20:31what is that
20:33a monster
20:33it's enormous
20:35no
20:35stay back
20:37the heat will burn us to ash
20:39valeria this is your gift for her majesty
20:41it looks dangerous
20:43or
20:44do you mean to harm the queen
20:46bringing such wonders here
20:48proves valeria's skill
20:49if you doubt her loyalty to the queen
20:51do you doubt the royal guards
20:54i trust you mean no harm
20:56but
20:56what are these giant things
20:59they're called hot air balloons
21:01they can carry people into the sky
21:03wouldn't you like to see your kingdom
21:05from above your majesty
21:07valeria
21:08stop making fools of us
21:09those things cannot fly
21:10your majesty
21:11the princess is clearly joking
21:13please don't take her seriously
21:15i am not joking
21:16valeria stop
21:17if this goes wrong
21:18no one can save you
21:18your majesty
21:19if you doubt me
21:20i'll go with you
21:21i've tested these balloons
21:23they're safe
21:23don't you want to see your kingdom
21:25as it truly is
21:26enough
21:27valeria you have spoken my very thoughts
21:30i have long wished to see my kingdom from above
21:33you will come with me
21:38your majesty
21:39don't trust her
21:40that balloon will fall from the sky
21:41she's trying to kill you
21:43yes your majesty
21:44do not go up
21:46valeria you wicked witch
21:47if you mean to harm the queen
21:49you should burn for it
21:53idiot
21:54if i meant to harm her majesty
21:56why would i go up with her
21:57if the balloon falls
21:59i die too
22:00i know you fear what you do not understand
22:02that's why i prepared extra balloons for all of you
22:04come with us
22:05see it with your own eyes
22:06or are you too afraid to look down on the kingdom you call home
22:10well said
22:11as your queen
22:12i fear nothing
22:15today we fly
22:16and we shall see whether valeria speaks the truth
22:19all of you
22:20all of you
22:25there's room for one more
22:28sebastian
22:29you will come with us
22:38valeria
22:39take me instead
22:40i would fly with you
23:02this is my kingdom
23:04this is the land i swore to protect
23:09valeria thank you
23:10this is magnificent
23:17damn you valeria
23:19why does her majesty favor you so much
23:31thank heavens you're all safe
23:33that thing flew so high
23:35i was terrified for every one of you
23:46princess valeria
23:47i wronged you earlier
23:49you are truly an extraordinary lady
23:51the view from the balloon was breathtaking
23:53thank you for the gift
23:54they speak the truth
23:56valeria this is the finest birthday gift i have ever received
23:59you shall be rewarded handsomely
24:02making you happy is all i wished for today
24:04composed
24:05proud
24:06and gifted
24:07you are a remarkable woman
24:09come
24:10the ball is about to begin
24:26princess why aren't you dancing
24:28no thank you
24:29i'd rather watch
24:34my prince
24:35the first dance of the night
24:37surely that one belongs to me
24:40but
24:43what
24:44does your heart turn back to the princess
24:46had i known that i never would have told you i'm carrying your child
24:51i'm not dancing with valeria
24:52the first dance is yours
24:54come
25:13oh forgive me dear sister
25:15the prince insisted on giving me the first dance
25:17i told him custom demands he dance with his princess
25:21but he simply dolts on me too much
25:24you're not upset are you
25:25why would i be
25:29what
25:30i said why should i care
25:31a faithless prince and his mistress
25:34you belong together
25:35i want nothing to do with either of you
25:40what is that awful smell
25:42oh it's you
25:43stay away from me
25:44valeria
25:45don't go too far
25:46you came here looking for trouble
25:47and i'm the one going too far
25:49valeria
25:50watch your mouth and stop tormenting mia
25:56your highness
25:57it wasn't my fault
25:58i only came to make peace
26:00and she humiliated me
26:02valeria
26:03have you no shame
26:07what is the meaning of this
26:12prince sebastian i was sitting here in peace
26:15your mistress came over just to provoke me
26:17a mistress flaunting her lover's favor in front of his wife
26:20who exactly has no shame here
26:23i
26:23sebastian you shame me
26:30no one is going to ask you to dance
26:32you'll never outshine me
26:34i will
26:38lady valeria
26:39may i have this dance
26:40i was a samba champion in my old life
26:42let these ancients see how it's really done
27:11what a lively time
27:15and what a marvelous new dance
27:16well done valeria
27:18you've truly impressed me
27:19thank you your majesty
27:21i could not have done it without his grace
27:23marvelous
27:24far better than the court dancers
27:25prince sebastian you're a lucky man to have such a princess
27:29she really is
27:31nothing like the woman she used to be
27:35stealing the spotlight was not enough
27:37you had to seduce my prince too
27:39i'll ruin you
28:05i'll ruin you
28:07the princess dances beautifully
28:09i only meant to protect your reputation
28:11so you would not bring shame on the royal house
28:13how can you speak to me like this
28:15if you know i am his wife
28:17why are you still clinging to my husband's arm
28:20that brings shame on the royal house
28:23does it not
28:23you
28:25your highness
28:26she frightens me
28:28i feel so faint
28:30valeria
28:31mia was only trying to protect your reputation
28:33why must you be so cruel
28:34besides she is carrying my child
28:36can you not show even a little kindness
28:38what
28:38she's with child
28:42mia
28:44is this true
28:45yes your majesty
28:47i meant to tell you and his majesty after the feast
28:49wonderful
28:50i'm going to have a grandchild
28:52god send for the royal physician at once
28:56thank you your majesty
28:58valeria
28:59you can never defeat me
29:03your majesty
29:04princess alice is gravely ill
29:06she collapsed on her way here with a raging fever
29:09her life is in danger
29:11what
29:12alice has always been healthy
29:14how could this happen
29:16what happened to her
29:18i know not your majesty
29:19take me to her at once
29:30how is my alice
29:32your majesty
29:33the princess
29:34i fear she may have
29:35silence
29:36alice is my youngest child
29:37if anything happens to her
29:38every one of you will pay with your lives
29:40mercy your majesty
29:41but the princess's symptoms
29:43they match the black death exactly
29:49lies
29:50the princess could never have such a plague
29:52her fever is raging
29:54and dark sores have spread across her skin
29:57it is the black death your majesty
30:00my daughter
30:02your majesty
30:03the black death spreads like wildfire
30:05you must leave this room at once
30:07mother
30:07they are right
30:08we have to leave
30:10silence
30:12alice is your own sister
30:14how can you turn your back on her
30:19i hear you no medicine
30:22save alice
30:23and i will make you
30:26sebastian's princess
30:28i
30:31if i save the princess this time
30:33i'll become sebastian's true princess
30:35and valeria will be beneath me forever
30:39yes your majesty
30:41i will do everything in my power
30:52bring me a basin of clean water
30:54i'm going to bleed the princess
30:57yes
30:59wait
31:01valeria what are you doing now
31:02what she's about to do will kill the princess
31:05what
31:06nonsense
31:07bloodletting is the quickest way to treat the black death
31:11valeria are you trying to stop me out of jealousy
31:13lady mia is right
31:14it is indeed a common treatment
31:16did you hear that valeria
31:18this is my sister's life at stake
31:20stop this nonsense
31:22yes the plague spreads through the blood
31:25but bloodletting is useless
31:27you have no way of knowing whether the blood you draw carries the disease
31:30are you trying to bleed her to death
31:33i
31:34useless fools
31:36your majesty
31:37i can save the princess
31:39but i need someone sent to my chambers at once to fetch these items
31:42very well
31:44if you can save my alice i will grant you anything
31:46hurry
31:47you wretch
31:48always standing in my way
31:50no
31:51this is my chance to rise
31:53i will not lose it
32:00alice
32:00get that mad woman away from alice and throw her out
32:04at once
32:06what are you doing
32:07let go of me
32:08your majesty
32:09don't trust her
32:11only i can save the princess
32:12let me go
32:17your highness
32:18compose yourself
32:19your majesty
32:21i've brought the items
32:27what is that
32:28your majesty
32:29this is a syringe
32:30the medicine inside is called an antibiotic
32:33one shot
32:34and we can pull the princess back from death's door
32:36nonsense
32:37a syringe
32:38an antibiotic
32:39i've never heard of any such thing
32:41valeria
32:42are you trying to kill my sister
32:43let's get one thing straight
32:44the one trying to kill her was your mistress
32:46if i hadn't stopped her
32:47your sister would already be dead
32:49you
32:50mother
32:50mia is kind
32:51she would never do such a thing
32:53besides valeria has never studied medicine
32:55how could she cure alice
32:56would you risk her life
32:57i
32:59your majesty
33:00i will stake life on valeria
33:01please let her try
33:02mother
33:03i hurt
33:04alice
33:05very well valeria
33:07go inside at once
33:08do not betray my trust
33:09you must cure my daughter
33:15don't be afraid princess
33:16i'm going to help you now
33:19trust me
33:20the pain will pass
33:21soon
33:36bear with it princess
33:38i promise you'll be well again soon
33:40thank you
33:46how is she
33:47alice
33:48rest easy your majesty
33:49the princess is out of danger
33:53wonderful
33:53name your reward
33:54gold
33:55jewels
33:55titles
33:56lands
33:56whatever you desire
33:57i will grant it
33:58your majesty
33:59not yet
33:59the antibiotic has not fully taken effect
34:02we must watch over her through the night
34:04you may reward me once she has fully recovered
34:06very well
34:07i will do as you say
34:09but what is this
34:10antibiotic you spoke of
34:12alice
34:13you've campaigned far and wide
34:15have you ever heard of it
34:16your majesty
34:17i have not
34:19this is an antibiotic
34:20it stops the disease at its source
34:22and keeps it from spreading through the blood
34:24excellent
34:25our kingdom is often damp and foul
34:28and plague spreads easily
34:29with this
34:30countless lives could be saved
34:33princess
34:33how many more can you make
34:35well
34:36what do i do
34:37i can't say i only brought this one vial with me when i crossed over
34:40oh well
34:41i'm a medical doctor
34:42doing good for the people is the right thing
34:45your majesty
34:45if you send men to gather the materials i need
34:48i can make a hundred vials at once
34:50no
34:51a thousand
34:51your grace
34:52you spend so much time on campaign
34:54your soldiers must suffer from the plague as well
34:57let me make a thousand vials for them too
34:59what do you say
34:59there is no woman in this world so kind and gifted
35:02what a shame my nephew does not know her worth
35:05then i thank you on behalf of all my soldiers princess
35:08since when did she become so captivated
35:14wait
35:15the black death is deadly
35:17what kind of so-called antibiotic is that
35:19how do we know you're not trying to kill the princess
35:23what antibiotic
35:25your majesty
35:26this woman has deceived you all
35:29useless fools
35:30did i not order you to drag her away
35:32your majesty
35:33have mercy
35:34lady mia says she is carrying his highness's child
35:37we dared not lay a hand on her
35:39get out of my sight
35:44valeria saved my daughter's life
35:45even if you are carrying sebastian's child
35:47i will not allow you to slander her
35:49your majesty
35:50princess valeria and i were raised together
35:52she knows nothing about medicine
35:54what antibiotic
35:55she used something no royal house has ever even heard of
35:59what if the princess suddenly dies
36:00silence
36:04mother
36:05how could you hit mia
36:07foolish boy
36:08valeria is your lawful wife
36:10you cuddle this woman shamelessly
36:12do you care nothing for the laws of the crown
36:14or for me
36:15you say princess valeria knows nothing of medicine
36:18yet she is the one who saved the princess
36:21all you know is this foolish bloodletting
36:23if anyone lacks skill here it is you
36:26your highness
36:28mother uncle you are right
36:29but mia is carrying my child
36:31please spare her this once
36:32i will have physicians attend to her child
36:35but for defying the princess and plotting harm
36:37mia shall kneel outside the palace for three days
36:39and reflect on her crime
36:40mother
36:40be quiet
36:41one more word and i will have her killed
36:43princess
36:44please watch over alice for one more night
36:46tomorrow i will send you everything you need
36:49i have state affairs to attend to
36:50i shall take my leave
36:52farewell your majesty
36:55wait
36:57valeria
36:58mia is carrying my child
36:59can you not show a little generosity
37:01and speak for her before mother
37:03you
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