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00:00Previously on Shortland Street.
00:01Hey, you spoken to Suze?
00:03She'll get the picture when she doesn't get a response.
00:05You reckon you should tell Libby?
00:06I'm not blowing that up, mate.
00:08Actually, I'm...
00:09Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that, eh?
00:10Hey, thanks for having my back on this one.
00:12You knew that something wasn't right about the clinic thing.
00:15You didn't tell...
00:15Why didn't you tell me?
00:17It's your fault!
00:23Condiments go on the right.
00:24That's the flow.
00:25Order, pick up, source.
00:26Order, pick up, source.
00:27Boxes don't sell dreamstand.
00:28Get them gone.
00:28And can someone dim the fluorescence?
00:30We're doing lunch, not lobotomies.
00:32A bit chaotic, mate.
00:33It's always chaos behind the scenes, Chris.
00:35You know that.
00:35Well, it doesn't need to be.
00:39Yeah, you're going with a name change.
00:41Oh, I should have used AI.
00:46So, are we still angry with each other?
00:49No.
00:50Okay, good.
00:51Because I think it's time to go.
00:53Oh, thank God.
00:54Get me out of here.
00:55Not the event.
00:56Although, yes, absolutely.
00:58I want us to leave.
00:59I've done what I need to do here.
01:02You're not serious.
01:04What's keeping you here?
01:06Well, people rely on me.
01:07I can't just leave.
01:08Are we going to pretend to think about it for even a minute?
01:11Of course.
01:12Yeah, of course I will.
01:13I will.
01:14Yeah, I will actually think about it.
01:16I just need to check on Celine.
01:18Of course you do.
01:19Hey, hey, the star attraction doesn't get to slip out before showtime, eh?
01:24And one for you?
01:25No.
01:26Oh, come on.
01:27Beauty, brains, burgers.
01:29The headlines write themselves.
01:31I just need you to smile and hand out an N of peas and cheese.
01:34A what?
01:35The veggie burger.
01:37Okay, obviously not creative thinkers.
01:39Over here, guys.
01:40Smile.
01:45Door's open.
01:51Hi.
01:52Marty just brought all this stuff to pick this baby stuff on.
01:56Wonderful.
01:57The doll again.
01:58Don't worry, mate.
01:59I've reinforced the neck.
02:00It should stay on this time.
02:02Okay.
02:02Well, I just came to give the pram back.
02:04Oh, great.
02:05Thanks.
02:05I should have grabbed that yesterday.
02:07You want to join?
02:08No, I need to head back to work.
02:10Okay.
02:11Well, I'll be up there soon.
02:11Um, I'll just pack all this stuff up.
02:16Hey, Marty taught me the colic hold.
02:18It's like...
02:20I know those holds, too.
02:23Yeah, right.
02:24I should have asked you.
02:25Sorry.
02:27Well, it's probably best monosin, too, for when you're not around.
02:31Yeah.
02:31Look, don't rush.
02:32I'll see you later.
02:42If you're not going to take my complaint seriously, I can always go higher up.
02:45Go ahead.
02:47So you're not even going to sit down with me?
02:49I will, when I have time.
02:52There is an entire frat house down there who have it out for me, and you're not going to do
02:55anything?
02:55I tried to help you, and it blew up in my face.
02:58Arlo's a liar.
03:00I am just trying to do my job.
03:01Then why aren't you down there doing that right now?
03:05So much for an ally.
03:07Look, you want to fix the inequality and the unfairness, pass your consultancy exam.
03:11What?
03:12That's not for months.
03:13It's been pushed up.
03:18Yeah, I already said I'll check on your buff beef burger.
03:21Give me a second.
03:22Where's the famous Warner Charm?
03:24Look at the burgers.
03:25They're on their way.
03:26Don't panic.
03:26Seems to me if this launch wasn't doubling as a cover-up, it would have been planned properly.
03:31Can you not?
03:31Save the domestics for home, eh?
03:34I'm here for the free burgers.
03:36Go on a date with me, and I'll give you one.
03:38Weird.
03:39I thought I might actually see a burger in a place called Fitburger.
03:42They're on their way.
03:43You're crumbling, aren't you?
03:44Not at all.
03:46Get me a creatine supreme.
03:47The line's right there.
03:50Your squat rack stack will be ready any moment.
03:53How about a drink in the meantime?
03:55Chris, you're making this impossible.
03:58Well, I'm not a waiter.
03:59I'm a surgeon.
04:00You said you'd play ball.
04:02Okay, I'll play ball.
04:05Who wants a drink?
04:06Who wants a full sugar?
04:09Fizzy drink loaded with additives.
04:12I've got green ones and red ones.
04:14Ooh, and orange ones.
04:15Yum, yum.
04:16Take your pick.
04:23Jeez, what's got your undies in the twist?
04:25I need burgers.
04:26Go to the nearest Fitburger, load your car.
04:28Why can't we just have these burgers?
04:30Because the cooktops aren't wired in, and the fridges aren't working,
04:32because when we were trying to wire the cooktops in,
04:35someone unplugged the fridges and...
04:36Hake roto.
04:37Hake wahoo.
04:39Burgers, now.
04:42Hey, um, this just got lumped on me in triage,
04:45and it's really freaking patients out.
04:47Just put it in the back.
04:49Oh.
04:50Good to have another set of guns on the floor.
04:53Guns?
04:54It's a woman's circle up here at the moment.
04:58Hey, can I clarify some things about Mrs. Saunders' surgery?
05:02Well, what's not clear?
05:03With Billy.
05:05A bit odd.
05:06Not living in the surgeon.
05:07I'll leave you to it.
05:11So, what actually happened?
05:12Izzy, was that a line?
05:14That's not what she said.
05:15Esther.
05:17We've been sucking wards, developing bedsores,
05:20waiting for surgery that keeps getting pushed back.
05:22Yeah, I'm just in a conversation.
05:24Yeah, with me.
05:26Can you go and speak to Nazar, please?
05:27I don't have time for bedsores right now.
05:30It's unbelievable.
05:33Excuse me.
05:35I want my surgery.
05:37Well, I'm not your surgeon.
05:38You should check out the front desk.
05:40Right.
05:42Right.
05:43Oh, here comes Budget Gandhi.
05:46I want my surgery.
05:48You don't make those orders.
05:49Why don't you head back to your ward?
05:50Eat some pudding.
05:54Enough is enough.
05:59Is she in there?
06:00Here.
06:01I'm so sorry, Donna.
06:05Me too.
06:06Are we okay to start?
06:08Hey.
06:09Hey, everything's going to be fine.
06:11Okay?
06:12They just need to do a few more tests
06:14to see whether the drugs have affected anywhere else.
06:16When did you find out?
06:18Yesterday.
06:20What are you supposed to say in a time like this?
06:23My husband will let me out of his sight.
06:26Gifts for us to see.
06:27Yours the same.
06:33Thanks, my love.
06:40Oh, delivery.
06:41What are you doing?
06:42Back door.
06:42Go, go, go.
06:43Who's ready for some burgers?
06:46Game time.
06:47One burger per customer.
06:48Can you get off the phone, please?
06:50No.
06:50Fire up the grill.
06:51Get with it.
06:52We're handing out burgers.
06:53Over here, please.
06:56You can switch off your humanity
06:58and smile for the camera.
06:59It's a mystery to me.
07:00You just want to keep things running
07:01while you play the hero.
07:02Oh, there you go.
07:03Is this the games, girlfriend?
07:05Absolutely.
07:06Serving people mystery meat
07:08and pretending everything's fine.
07:10That's a great decision, isn't it?
07:12What do you want?
07:13I have the barbell bacon back.
07:14There's only one type of burger.
07:16Is that a barbell bacon back?
07:17You can do a liver transplant.
07:19You can't hand out a simple burger.
07:21I'm trying.
07:22No, you were doing everything you can
07:24to act like a petty kid.
07:26Well, I never supported any of this
07:28and now I'm the face of it.
07:29I want a dog.
07:31Oh, whoa, is that a waggly worm?
07:34Whoa, everyone's going to be
07:35wanting one of these crazy worms.
07:37We're running out of burgers.
07:39Then go get more.
07:40Fine, I'll do it,
07:41but I'm getting a full tank of gas.
07:42Nothing is ever good enough for you.
07:44Not me, not anyone.
07:46You're the only one who feels like that.
07:47Why don't we ask your ex?
07:48That's what this is about,
07:50me comforting someone
07:51who's lost everything.
07:52It's called empathy, Rachel.
07:54You should go away.
07:55You treat everyone
07:56like they work for you.
07:57He does work for me.
07:59And what do you care?
07:59You don't even like him.
08:01And Libby?
08:01She works for me too.
08:03What is your point, Chris?
08:04You treat Libby like dirt.
08:06She lets people,
08:08including you.
08:09She's broke and lost
08:11and desperate enough
08:13to think you actually care.
08:14Everyone is looking.
08:20Medical emergency.
08:34I'm sweating and flat
08:36because of the stupid cow head.
08:38Listen to me.
08:39You're smart.
08:40You're funny.
08:41You're terrifyingly competent.
08:44But Chris and Rachel,
08:46they don't deserve your tears.
08:48Okay, you can do anything
08:49you set your mind to.
08:50You're going to go out there.
08:51You're going to save this launch.
08:53You're going to prove them wrong.
08:54You're going to remind everyone
08:55you're the champion.
08:57Okay.
08:59Show them that they're wrong, Libby.
09:02You good?
09:09Have you spoken to her?
09:11Mm-mm.
09:12I think it would be
09:13a cruel reminder
09:14of what she's lost.
09:15Well, trust me,
09:16we need people around you
09:17in times like this.
09:18Well, what do you need?
09:20There's nothing you can do
09:21for me, Mum.
09:21Really?
09:22I just...
09:23I know I thought
09:23with Selena's news
09:24it would bring old stuff up for you.
09:26I was worried.
09:27I've got everything I need for now.
09:30Okay, well,
09:31pregnancy may have stopped
09:32all my ability to drink wine
09:33but I'm still very committed
09:35to D&M's.
09:36Well, I'm very glad
09:37I have you back.
09:39There you are!
09:42Hey, I got you a burger.
09:45Got a little squished
09:45under me drink bottle
09:46but it all still tastes nice.
09:50Of course.
09:51Do you reckon I could come hang out?
09:52I know you've got appointments.
09:53Oh, yeah, of course.
09:55I'll, um,
09:56go get the intel
09:57on what's happening with them.
09:59Okay, can you get me
10:00another burger?
10:00Yeah.
10:00Thank y'all.
10:03Hey, so this morning
10:04with Marty,
10:06he just kept talking
10:07and I didn't know how to say no.
10:08It was just like
10:09unsolicited baby advice.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:11Yeah.
10:16Hey, what?
10:19Hey!
10:20Oh, nice one, Phil.
10:22This is a health and safety violation.
10:23Yeah, you know what else
10:24is a health and safety violation?
10:26Our food.
10:26Yeah, well, that's not all.
10:27What about young Bill here?
10:29Huh?
10:30Is his health not as important
10:31as your fancy award-winning ops?
10:32I wouldn't know.
10:33I've never won an award.
10:36You tell Esther
10:37she'd better straighten up
10:38and fly right
10:38or this will never end.
10:40I'll take the stairs.
10:43Come on.
10:44Let's close this gap up.
10:45We can't have a breach
10:45in the barricade.
10:47This might be the most fun
10:49I've had in the last 30 years.
10:51Okay, fun's over, champ.
10:52Take your bed,
10:53pampergading.
10:54Clear out.
10:54Don't make the mistake
10:56of thinking just because
10:57I'm wearing a gown
10:58that I won't eviscerate you, son.
11:02I'm getting security.
11:03Yeah, you do that.
11:05You do that.
11:06You get security here.
11:08Come on.
11:09Get it in there.
11:10That's it, fellas.
11:11Look out.
11:12What?
11:13Coming around.
11:14These burgers are rank.
11:16Shh, my show is on.
11:17You are the love of my life.
11:18Everything is always about you.
11:20Our marriage was never
11:22a two-way street.
11:22Our marriage was me
11:23trying to save you from yourself.
11:25Because of you,
11:26you made me afraid
11:27of being imperfect
11:29and I let you.
11:30I didn't ruin us.
11:31Yes, you did.
11:32God, we both did.
11:34But at least I can own it.
11:36Everything you have ever done
11:38is calculated.
11:39People aren't people to you.
11:41The moves on a board.
11:42And you're perfect, are you?
11:44Nothing can compare
11:45to the upstanding Chris Warner.
11:47I've watched you humiliate,
11:49control or betray everyone
11:51who crossed your path and sick.
11:53But what about the trail
11:54of broken people
11:54you've left behind?
11:55I saved people.
11:56Really?
11:57Or do you mess people up so much
11:59they make desperate choices
12:00and wind up losing everything?
12:02Why don't you dare put
12:03Selina's infertility on me.
12:04Selina's what?
12:08I'm sorry?
12:10She's infertile?
12:12Yes.
12:18How?
12:21The trial.
12:23You didn't know?
12:24Take one more step, Chris.
12:31You can add him
12:31to the list of people
12:32you've let down.
12:38What are you two doing?
12:40What we should have done
12:41a long time ago.
12:53Bro, kia tu pato?
12:54What took you so long?
12:56This is Spendale.
12:57It's raining,
12:57bad drivers,
12:59hundreds of burgers.
13:00Where are they?
13:00Obviously not in the front seat.
13:02Well, you want the
13:02tegonga police to show up?
13:03Pop the boot then.
13:04I parked in the middle of the road.
13:06Doesn't matter.
13:07Put this on.
13:08You're on the till.
13:10People should not be eating these.
13:11I don't believe in shouldn't.
13:13Give the people what they want.
13:18Ningo.
13:19Ningo.
13:20What?
13:21Why didn't you tell me?
13:23You let me find out
13:24in front of everyone
13:25like some idiot
13:26I'm your brother.
13:27Oh, really?
13:28Because I barely know
13:29who you are anymore.
13:30You think this only affects you?
13:31Yeah, that's exactly
13:32what I think.
13:33Because my future
13:33got taken away from me
13:34and you're having a little gangi
13:35because you didn't get
13:36the kosi vala au lea
13:37for the announcement.
13:37You reckon it's all good
13:38that I find out from Chris?
13:40Oh my God.
13:41You really are making it
13:42about yourself, eh?
13:43Elea maa lea linga.
13:44Okay, loa elea maa lea
13:45but that's what you wanted, right?
13:47Don't you put that on me.
13:48Man, you are going
13:49full selfish coward,
13:50aren't you?
13:51No, okay, lea fia.
13:53Whaa loo e loo leo.
13:54Honestly, really?
13:55I've got nothing to lose.
14:01Oh, go on then.
14:02I won't tell.
14:05Ow!
14:06Get off me!
14:07Cut it!
14:08Okay, I've got a job for you.
14:1020 bucks
14:10if you get all the rubbish
14:12off all the tables
14:13and the last free burger.
14:16Deep breaths, Libby.
14:17We are so close to being done.
14:18Being in a cow's head
14:19is not good for my mental health.
14:21It's really stuffy in here.
14:23You're stronger than this, Libby.
14:24Show Chris and Rachel
14:25they're wrong.
14:26Oh, they're not even here.
14:30I don't know how you
14:30took me back into this.
14:34The cow's dead.
14:36Oh, no, no one's dead.
14:38No one's dead.
14:39See, it's all good.
14:42It's all good.
14:43Eh?
14:44All good.
14:45It's all good.
14:47Cindy, help me out here.
14:48What the?
14:49Music, please.
14:51I can't really hear you
14:52but I'm going to play some beats
14:54to make it less awkward.
14:55Woo!
14:57Yeah!
15:00Fitburger!
15:02Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
15:04Fitburger!
15:07Woo-hoo!
15:08Yeah!
15:13It's not going to work.
15:14We'll just get another one,
15:15won't we, fellas?
15:16This is not going to stop.
15:18Is this still going on?
15:19He's insane.
15:21Why haven't you done
15:21have the obs I signed you?
15:22Oi!
15:23Mr. Potato Head.
15:24You confirmed my surgery.
15:26All of this can go away.
15:28Since you wanted nothing
15:29to do with me,
15:30I thought I'd let you deal
15:30with your own patients.
15:31You do what I tell you to do.
15:32I know you can hear me.
15:35Men like you
15:36don't intimidate me.
15:37Oi!
15:38Shut up!
15:40Isabella,
15:41your refusal to do your job
15:42leaves me no choice
15:43but to make a formal report.
15:44What?
15:45You're defiant,
15:46unprofessional and unfit.
15:48Don't go up against
15:49someone who always wins.
15:53Izzy,
15:55that'll go on her record
15:56for life.
15:57Do I look like I care?
15:58She just jumped the gun.
15:59She didn't actually
16:00mess it up.
16:00What are you going to do, huh?
16:02You're part of this now.
16:03It's too much.
16:05Pick your battles, Billy.
16:07Get off!
16:10I mean,
16:10what are you doing?
16:11How did this happen?
16:12You tell me.
16:14I think everyone's a bit
16:14caught up in the whole
16:15Chris and Rachel
16:16scrapping thing.
16:16Oh, right.
16:17You hear that, everyone?
16:19This hospital is more
16:20interested in other people's
16:21love lives than our health.
16:24Do us a favour,
16:25get us a fit burger,
16:26will you?
16:27Aren't you on a hunger strike?
16:28Yeah, we're on a hunger strike
16:29of the crap they serve up here.
16:30Yeah, mate, come on, man.
16:31No.
16:33That's it.
16:34Right.
16:36Come on, Bill.
16:37What?
16:38Yep, come on.
16:39We're not going to take
16:40this lying down.
16:43He's lying down.
16:44Yeah, I know.
16:54He's lying down.
16:58He's lying down.
17:02He's lying down.
17:07He's lying down.
17:32Suze, Babes, are you okay?
17:37Hey, I can help.
17:40Whatever's happened, I know you're a great nurse.
17:43I've got your back.
17:44I had nothing to do with what happened to Selena.
17:47You started that god-forsaken fertility clinic.
17:51If you'd just stayed away from-
17:51Stay away from you? I should've.
17:54I forgave you. I let you back in my life.
17:56Do you want to thank you?
17:58Being with you is not a privilege, it's a curse.
18:01Oh, I'm a curse? You destroy everything!
18:04You know, you just can't stand to face your own guilt,
18:06so you make everyone else the villain.
18:08I don't need to absolve myself. I actually care about people.
18:11You keep everyone at arm's length so you don't get hurt!
18:14Just because I am not parading my pain around doesn't mean I don't feel it.
18:18You don't have the capacity to hurt!
18:21I have been getting death threats since yesterday, but you're so swept up making me the enemy, you don't even
18:26know or care.
18:28You can fool everyone here into thinking you are the hero, but I know you.
18:32And because I'm not broken anymore, you don't want me.
18:35What?
18:35That's who you are. You need broken people so you can fix them and be hailed as the saviour.
18:41The man Shorten Street can't survive without.
18:44Well, at least I have something.
18:45This is all you have. It is all you'll ever have.
18:48And you don't care for people. You care if they need you.
18:51That's not true.
18:52You ruin everyone who loves you and the worst part is you make them feel that it is their fault.
18:58All of it.
18:59Harry, Phoenix, Grace, Selina, every twisted tragedy is because of you.
19:05You are the reason for it.
19:06I hate you.
19:16Oi!
19:18I know your secret.
19:20Yeah, your little comfort break.
19:22Is he?
19:23Sue's told me everything.
19:24She's ready to back me as a witness and a victim when I report to you.
19:28She won't.
19:29Okay, cool.
19:31Then I'm off to see you, Steph.
19:33Wait!
19:40The consultancy exam is coming up.
19:42I'm the assessor. I can make that a walk in the park.
19:45You pass.
19:47You make your mum proud.
19:49And this stays between us.
19:53Damn.
20:01Hey, mate.
20:03You were right.
20:04I should never have taken it that far with that Izzy thing.
20:07For real?
20:08You're a good dude, Big V.
20:10Thanks for calling it.
20:12Of course.
20:12Yeah, because it's got a much higher smoke point.
20:14So you get that just roaring.
20:16And when you throw them in, they should spit.
20:18So they're almost like running around in their skin.
20:20Emmett.
20:22You're a trip hazard.
20:24Not moving till you meet our demands.
20:27Maybe we should give this up, Emmett.
20:29Now isn't the time to fold.
20:30I'm pretty hungry.
20:33Stamina's not what it used to be, mate.
20:36You wheel me into the operating theatre.
20:38All this can end.
20:39And you'll get up before we have to make a heart and safety report?
20:42Just say the word, Esther.
20:46Right, come on.
20:48Seriously?
20:48Does it look like I'm joking?
20:51No.
20:52What about Bill?
20:54What?
20:54No man left behind.
20:56Go, Emmett.
20:56Take the win.
20:58Oh, it doesn't sit right with me, mate.
21:00For God's sake.
21:01You're a true friend.
21:04Ash, can you take Bill here to get a chest x-ray so we can all go home soon?
21:08Good call, Samuels.
21:09Oh, come on.
21:10Yeah, alright.
21:12Give it a minute.
21:13Come on, fellas.
21:15We've won.
21:20Don't mind if I do.
21:28See you, Bill.
21:33I look good, isn't it?
21:35I know.
21:36And a few doors down, there's a kindergarten.
21:38The shop's around the corner and one of the top schools is just five minutes away.
21:42Okay, yes.
21:43I already said yes.
21:43Where is it?
21:45London.
21:46Look, I could get a job easily, incredible pay.
21:49We could have a really good life, you know?
21:52Fresh start.
21:53Yeah.
21:54When are we doing this?
21:56Well, I think we should go down to your mum's, have the baby and then go.
22:01Wow, yeah, so soon.
22:04What do you think?
22:07Yes.
22:09Yes.
22:09Yes.
22:10Yes.
22:13Yes.
22:13Yes.
22:13Okay, good.
22:22So that's it, isn't it?
22:27Would you have ever left this hospital for me?
22:30Would you have stayed for me?
22:35I guess we don't get our happy ending.
22:39I guess not.
22:42I guess not.
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