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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom ENGSUB - La Guerre du Roi Singe ANS
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:21Three, four, four.
00:01:35Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run! I'll hold him off! Run!
00:02:29Honey!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER! IMMORTAL MASTER! SOMETHING'S WRONG!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER! TANG ZAN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE ALMOST AT MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:02:59YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days, and he barely says a word. Could it be he's still pining
00:03:16for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West! Please stop right here! Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know! There's a band of demons up ahead! They've eaten hundreds of thousands! You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master! I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there? Demons are causing trouble ahead! We must ask what's going on
00:03:54so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go! Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji! Look at you! You'll scare them off! Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:06Him! He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:25Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are...
00:04:38Sir, we're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras. I heard you
00:04:45say there are demons ahead. What's really going on?
00:04:48Uh...
00:04:49Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel. They stretch for 800 lives. West of there lies a human
00:04:57kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom. The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace. It was once a
00:05:05land of harmony.
00:05:09But, 500 years ago, three demons came from the West. They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an
00:05:16entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it. Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself. My brother can club one dead. We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing,
00:05:25and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you? After they ate the people, they didn't leave. They took
00:05:32the land and founded a kingdom, gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:38Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court. They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the Southern Ridge, 5,000 on the Northern Ridge, 10,000
00:05:54at the Eastern Pass, and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates. There are countless
00:06:06fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too. All told, that's 47,000 or 48,000. And those are the ones with
00:06:14names, with badges at their waists, stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many? 40,000?
00:06:24That's it? That doesn't even count the unregistered ones. Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine. For 500 years now, they've devoured the
00:06:39people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens! I'd better get back, fast, and report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on. This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel. It's a realm of demons. 40 to
00:07:0150,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot! What are you scared of? I've fought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. What's 40 or 50,000 demons
00:07:13to me?
00:07:13Big brother, you're so capable. But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve. If you ask me, we should split
00:07:19the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations? Even if there really are that many, I'd swing
00:07:29my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap. Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me. I, old son, can carve a path through the Eastern Sea, even a mountain of iron and
00:07:44silver. I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false, what you see is the truth. Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself. And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle. Don't come out. I'll be right back.
00:08:18Master in gez Bergкольку
00:08:293rd Great King, it's time to eat.
00:08:32Episode 3rd Great King, 3rd Great King. Word has come from the Kingdom of Zhiliang.
00:08:37unobe Taosist was killed by Tang Sanzang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang Sanzang has passed. Ziliang.
00:08:44500 years, at last Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:09:05Big brother, second brother, come on, let's drink to Tang San Zang's arrival, let's have
00:09:10a toast!
00:09:10Cheers!
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zang's flesh, cheer up!
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly, that Tang San Zang may be immortal now, but his eldest
00:09:29disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky, a stone monkey made flesh, he learned
00:09:37magic from ancient powers, 100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him, he's not someone we can
00:09:42handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot!
00:09:48When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers, you swallowed them
00:09:54all in one bite, some stinking monkey, what is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him, who knows, how many heroes have died under that monkey's iron
00:10:03staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Phew!
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do!
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:34Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:43Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:15Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here.
00:11:41We've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:52Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general
00:12:00by the Jade Emperor's side.
00:12:02So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big brother.
00:12:05We'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well.
00:12:29Now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:37I'll hold them off.
00:12:48Go...
00:13:05ê´œh sometime.
00:13:07So most of the other team brought back to you.
00:13:07Get out now.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:39If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:52Third King's orders!
00:14:53Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Tang San Zhang up!
00:14:59And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders!
00:15:05Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass.
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once.
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33Got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50I-
00:15:50I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:07Your boss.
00:16:09Hmm.
00:16:09Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave.
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job.
00:16:20So he promoted me for training.
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look.
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers.
00:16:34No need to be formal.
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing.
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me.
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses.
00:16:45Send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:16:48And 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace.
00:16:53And the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing.
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Sun!
00:17:30Sun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let old sun take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:17:54Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup.
00:18:14Blood vermicelli soup.
00:18:15It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move!
00:18:23The King gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The King just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall.
00:18:36They're about to eat him.
00:18:37What?
00:18:38No.
00:18:48I'm sorry.
00:18:49Good morning.ظanta
00:19:01has come next. Washed
00:19:01and brought in. Big Brother
00:19:04let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers, catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time, but we didn't see that
00:19:17monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother, that lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk, it's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way, you eat people, gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law?
00:19:51The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:02Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18No.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces, we'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:33Yes.
00:20:43Gel.
00:20:44No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:48No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55No.
00:20:55No.
00:20:55No.
00:20:57No.
00:20:59No.
00:21:00There's a completely dead.
00:21:02No.
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons!
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out!
00:21:27Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh,
00:21:34so he too may live forever!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:26Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are, I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hive!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you've finished Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:11He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:27Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:37Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage?
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gal Village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey monkey king!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:35Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:26:59Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:07And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:44kolins!
00:27:58Just kill them!
00:27:59Roll everyone off the stairs!
00:28:00Slash 3
00:28:00Pass jump 1
00:28:02Lot's got vital!askingи
00:28:03least kill them They taked
00:28:03something They don't
00:28:04want to kill me Freddy they'll
00:28:05look pretty it's fun
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:37Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Take this, my staff!
00:29:50Take this, my staff!
00:29:52Take this, my staff!
00:30:05Take this, my staff!
00:30:25Take this, my staff!
00:30:37Take this, my staff!
00:30:48Take this, my staff!
00:30:50Take this, my staff!
00:31:01Take this, my staff!
00:31:44Take this, my staff!
00:31:52Take this, my staff!
00:32:11Take this, my staff!
00:32:18Take this, my staff!
00:32:33Take this, my staff!
00:32:56Take a pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:03Alright!
00:33:10This is that old demon's stomach!
00:33:13Good!
00:33:14Since you let old son in, I'll make you pay for it!
00:33:25Brother, have a seat!
00:33:26Quick!
00:33:26Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:36Rine, it'll be a bit!
00:33:45I'll make you pay for it!
00:33:52You're gonna be a good man!
00:33:54I'm gonna be a good man!
00:33:54I'm gonna be a good man!
00:33:57I'm gonna be a good man!
00:33:58belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath nice and warm real
00:34:03comfortable what that monkey's still alive in my belly if Brian won't kill
00:34:08him use our fruit good my boy your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes
00:34:20awful it's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago mountain of flowers and
00:34:25fruit you little monkey tapeworm the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly
00:34:32good grandson toss me some more bananas your grandpa loves bananas son Wukong
00:34:40get your ass out here not coming out autumn's turned cold and I'm still in
00:34:44thin clothes but it's warm in this belly and there's no wind I'll come out after
00:34:49I've wintered here big brother that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your
00:34:57gut if he wants to winter there I'll go into meditation and use a shifting
00:35:01spell I won't eat all winter I'll starve this stable boy to death good grandson
00:35:07you don't know the half of it I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the
00:35:10scriptures and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me if you won't feed me I'll take
00:35:14your liver guts and lungs in here and boil them up in one pot make myself a nice
00:35:19awful soup and stay full till chingming festival uh brother that crazy monkey
00:35:24would actually do this don't panic brother there's no room for a stove in
00:35:28your belly he can't even get a fire going who says I can't set up a stove that
00:35:34forked bones the perfect spot oh no if he really sets up a stove and lights it the
00:35:39thick smoke will choke you up and you'll suffocate brother
00:35:43then what do we do relax leave it to old son I'll jab the golden cudgel right
00:35:49into your belly button and poke a hole through it it'll be a vent for fresh air
00:35:52and as a chimney too you're gonna jab my belly button that's it I'm done
00:35:58someone bring me the poison that bottle our hot Bodhisattva even an immortal would
00:36:03drop from one sip mix it into the wine I'll drink it all yes brother don't hurt him and
00:36:10hurt yourself even worse I'm going to the death with that monkey 500 years ago
00:36:17when I wrecked the heavenly court I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank the Jade
00:36:22Emperor's wine Queen Mother's peaches Phoenix marrow dragon liver what haven't I
00:36:27tasted poison you think you can poison me now that's good wine I haven't had wine
00:36:49in over 500 years not a single drop how is he brother how does it feel that's
00:37:03strange normally after one whole jar even if I'm not wasted I'd be flushed and
00:37:08stumbling but today it feels like I didn't drink at all unless that damn
00:37:11monkey drank it all good wine damn good wine perfect brother that monkey drank all
00:37:21the poisoned wine he's as good as dead
00:37:38my stomach
00:37:40my stomach
00:38:03my boy well are you begging yet Sun Wukong if you've got the guts kill me fine
00:38:12then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder
00:38:20mercy mercy great sage equal to heaven please spare him I'm begging for my big
00:38:25brother my boy don't waste words just call him grandpa's son grandpa it's our
00:38:32fault your grandsons we swallowed you by mistake great sage have mercy piteous like
00:38:38ants clinging to life spare my big brother's life the three of us will
00:38:42release your master and see you through the mountains you drank my master here to
00:38:47suffer and scared him half to death my master is delicate he can't take this
00:38:52abuse you'll pay for this great sage I don't have any gold or jewels on me no
00:38:58amber agate or other treasures how can I pay you hey you how I want the three of you
00:39:04brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin let my master ride in it carry it
00:39:08yourselves get my master across the eight hundred lie mountain of lion and
00:39:12camel what I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years third brother
00:39:18saving our eldest comes first as you say great sage the three of us agree just
00:39:25come out and quickly fine open your mouth wide I'll fly out myself hey big
00:39:32brother when he comes out bite down hard crush that monkey swallow him whole then
00:39:36he can't torment you anymore
00:39:41trying to play tricks on me huh I'll hold the golden cudgel go on bite it
00:39:56big brother bite it now
00:40:01my bangs
00:40:04what a slippery demon you dare fool your grandpa son I spared your life and you
00:40:09tried to bite me to death I'm not coming out today I'm not coming out
00:40:12you went back in again
00:40:15third brother what kind of rotten idea was that we didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:19and I chipped my teeth instead son wukong I've heard your name for a long
00:40:24time it's thunder in the ears they say you made a show outside the southern
00:40:29heavenly gate and showed off at the palace of grand mysteries now you're on the
00:40:33road to the western heavens slaying demons so you're just some upstart monkey if
00:40:39you've got the guts come out and fight fair if you'd said that five hundred
00:40:43years ago I might have taken the bait but now nothing you say matters let my
00:40:47master go
00:40:50fine fine I'll release him right now
00:41:35my disciples Wukong has already subdued
00:41:39them
00:41:40what so dude where's monkey king didn't they swallow him
00:41:43Baji I'm inside this lion's belly once we're past mountain of lion and camel
00:41:48we'll get out of here
00:41:50toss that steely great sage son and you're outside the lion camel kingdom
00:41:54please come out we won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:41:58yes yes
00:41:59little white dragon take master and go on ahead
00:42:03yes senior brother
00:42:12great sage son your master is long gone now fine open your mouth
00:42:17great sage son your brother let's go you think you can just leave true dharma form
00:42:40monkey king they broke their promise I saw it coming since when do demons ever tell the truth
00:42:47stop them
00:42:54Bajay junior brother shot the three of us fight our way out together all right
00:43:14come and die
00:43:27kill them
00:43:37hurricane
00:43:38hurricane capture technique
00:43:52senior brother
00:43:55and you too hurricane capture technique
00:43:58don't forget to do this
00:44:08well
00:44:15k
00:44:16Baji Sha junior brother Sun Wukong surrender now your master and your
00:44:23junior brother have both been captured master hurricane capture technique
00:44:33crush him to death
00:44:35oh
00:44:45monkey king senior brother monkey king got soft into a pancake
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:10let me go
00:45:11master
00:45:21I'll wipe you out you little punk taste this this
00:45:38big brother
00:45:48oh
00:46:08Sun Wukong you're as good as dead
00:46:15all hail the third king
00:46:17back to the cave let's feast and celebrate we'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:25yes
00:46:44third brother that vase can really hold Sun Wukong
00:46:49don't worry big brother in no time at all Sun Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04what treasure is this how did it trap me in here I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:16that's some serious force
00:47:18don't waste your breath you can't break this vase
00:47:22can't break it then I'll burst it open
00:47:24grow
00:47:27growing won't help
00:47:29shrink
00:47:40how is that possible
00:47:43it's useless
00:47:44it's useless get ready for torture in the vase let the flames cleanse you
00:47:48oh no
00:47:56this is all you've got
00:47:57that little flame can't touch Sun Wukong
00:48:01oh really
00:48:04what about the serpent pit
00:48:07snakes
00:48:12what a meeting
00:48:14my boy that vase of yours isn't all that
00:48:17yeah take a closer look
00:48:25some body true fire
00:48:29out of tricks now huh
00:48:30in no time at all you'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:34master
00:48:42senior brother
00:48:47wukong
00:48:50master
00:48:55i Sun Wukong have roamed the three realms
00:48:58i stormed heaven broke into the underworld and entered the dragon palace
00:49:03yet i've never been this pathetic and today i'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this phase
00:49:08master
00:49:09bhaji and sha wu jing will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here
00:49:17i failed buddha tathagata and i failed guanyin
00:49:20every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22how are these three still untouched
00:49:25wukong
00:49:27i granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29in dire straits they can save your life
00:49:35these are from guanyin the life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49change
00:49:50no skill don't take the job i'll drill through your vase
00:50:05lucky lucky lucky now we can get out
00:50:15third brother that monkey should be sludged by now right
00:50:19i just can't shake the worry
00:50:24relax big brother it's been ages that monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28is that so bring it here let me see
00:50:33gods carry it before the great king
00:50:52third king something's wrong the vase is lighter
00:50:59how could it be lighter
00:51:05third king look it really is lighter
00:51:20how can this be
00:51:25this vase is empty
00:51:27why is there a hole in the bottom who did this
00:51:33my sweet grandkids who else but your grandpa
00:51:45it's son wukong he got out
00:51:48he turned into a fly and flew off kill that fly kill it
00:51:56now spread the order shut the gates shut them don't let that
00:52:00monkey get away
00:52:02son wukong is out run
00:52:22my lord's aren't you here to eat tong zanzang's flesh why throw me in the pot first
00:52:27i haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:29my meat rinks if you're eating someone eat my master first
00:52:35your master is the main course you're the appetizer the king said so
00:52:39wash jubaji clean first scald him shave him skin him salt him and serve him with wine
00:52:46this old pig has such a miserable fate
00:52:49grab your weapons and come with me trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54all right move out brothers
00:52:57let me go help someone help
00:53:05what a coward and he used to be marshal tian ping
00:53:09yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:11i'll teach him a lesson
00:53:26who's calling me
00:53:27wunang is my name guanyin bodhisattva gave me that dharma name after i joined master they all call me bhaji
00:53:33out here in the middle of nowhere how would anyone know that name
00:53:42whoever called my dharma name show yourself
00:53:45it was me
00:53:48who are you hiding in the shadows
00:53:56i'm an officer of the netherworld bureau here to claim lives by order of king yama i've come to take
00:54:02your soul
00:54:04grandpa soul reaper please head back first put in a good word with king yama
00:54:09he's close with my senior brother's son wukong ask him to cut me some slack let me live one more
00:54:15day
00:54:15come take me tomorrow
00:54:17nonsense
00:54:19if king yama says you die at the third watch who dare keep you till the fourth
00:54:25come with me now or i'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck
00:54:31please sir have mercy one look at me and you know i'm done for
00:54:35i'm going to die no question i just want one more day that demon took my master and sha wu
00:54:41jing
00:54:41all of them let me see them one last time then i'll go with you to the netherworld bureau
00:54:46at least i'll have honored our bond then i can die with no regrets
00:54:52fine i've got 30 names on my warrant they're all nearby let me round them up and i'll take you
00:55:00that buys you this one day but running errands is hard work got any silver on you
00:55:05and some over call it travel money
00:55:14money i'm jubaji a monk the four elements are empty what money could i have if you don't have
00:55:20any silver then stop yapping
00:55:24let me slip the rope on you and come with me please don't take me don't arrest me i know
00:55:30what that is
00:55:30that's a rope of fate once it's around your neck it hooks your soul away i have money i'll pay
00:55:35you
00:55:36where is it hand it over quit stalling or i'll take you straight to underworld
00:55:43what a pity what a pity ever since i became a monk some devout families would feed the monks and
00:55:49seeing
00:55:49what an appetite i had they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns so i saved it bit
00:55:54by bit until i
00:55:55scraped together five kien of silver a few days ago i went to the women's kingdom and begged the
00:56:01silversmith to melt it into one piece that silversmith had no conscience he even skimmed a few
00:56:07fen off me in the end i had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fen take it
00:56:13then
00:56:13uh this idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants yet he can hide silver where did you hide it
00:56:21talk now
00:56:24i stuffed it in my left ear my hands are tied i can't get it reach in and feel for
00:56:29it yourself
00:56:44you idiot it really is four chien and six fen
00:56:51damn that bimowen so it was you
00:56:55it's him monkey look at the state i'm in and you still mess with me even scamming me out of
00:57:00my
00:57:00silver have you got no conscience
00:57:05you idiot i escorted master west for the scriptures you have no idea what we've been through we hacked
00:57:11through thorns and fought off demons but you you hide off to the side and slack off and you even
00:57:17stash away private money so what if i saved up i went without food and scraped it together bit by
00:57:22bit i was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit and you scared me for no
00:57:26reason then
00:57:27you stole my silver give it back now not a single coin this silver is your punishment for hoarding money
00:57:33it's mine now fine fine take it all as my ransom but you still have to get me out of
00:57:40here or i paid
00:57:41you for nothing
00:57:44easy since i took your silver i'll get you out
00:57:49you
00:58:02monkey king while those imps aren't looking let's make a run for it don't rush in
00:58:06those three demons are too strong we can't beat them
00:58:10and you call yourself marshal tian ping reborn what a spineless coward not today i'm not running
00:58:16we're getting master and sha wu jing out you're really going head on move split up
00:58:33and wu kong
00:58:43sha wu jing reverted to his true form dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:59:09you're on the shop
00:59:13senior brother i knew you weren't dead
00:59:20boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26what are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30we're keeping it to trade with western sea dragon palace
00:59:36what are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:45boss where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:56jubachi
01:00:15second brother by lungma come on let's meet up with senior brother we have to save master okay
01:00:25report your majesties tang san zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:31we don't have enough men we can't hold them off what
01:00:36they all broke free oh no what do we do now sun wukong wounded me and our eldest brother we're
01:00:42badly
01:00:42weakened now the only one who can stop sun wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47the three of us can't beat the four of them anymore don't panic tang san zhang is still in our
01:00:53hands
01:00:54bring tang san zhang
01:00:59third brother tang san zhang won't help we've got over 40 000 on mountain of lion and camel
01:01:04but even the grunts can't hold it if mountain of lion and camel won't hold
01:01:09i've still got the lion and camel kingdom you mean
01:01:12big brother second brother in lion and camel city we've got a million demons we take
01:01:17tang san zhang and fall back to lion and camel city we'll swarm him to death no matter how capable
01:01:22sun wukong is he can't take on a million demon soldiers exactly let sun wukong see what real
01:01:28terror looks like in my lion and camel kingdom tell the whole army fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:36demons let my master go
01:01:40monkey king why'd all the demons run off eldest brother they left a message sun wukong if you want
01:01:48to save his master come to lion and camel city if you dare lion and camel city
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