00:00And then at one pageant, we heard this girl gagging in the bathroom
00:12and we're all like, guess we know how she stays so slim.
00:15Turns out an actual strangler had broken into the building
00:18and was straight up trying to murder her.
00:22She managed to fight him off with a hot curling iron and an eyebrow pencil.
00:27She came in second.
00:28So the guy we're looking for is named Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanak.
00:34Liwanak?
00:35Yeah, sounds Swedish.
00:36Or Watfan?
00:38Mateo could be Mexican.
00:40Hey, you know what? There is a guy here named Mark.
00:43Maybe you're looking for him.
00:44No, it's not Mark. It's Mateo and it says that he has worked here for four years.
00:49Well, I'm sorry. I know everyone who has ever worked here and I have never heard that name.
00:57Okay. Thanks.
01:00So, uh, who's this?
01:04What the hell?
01:06Um, I have never seen that picture before.
01:11Feels like I'm in a horror movie.
01:14Okay, just act natural.
01:16I'm trying to, but I forgot how to walk.
01:18Oh, and now I forget.
01:20I think we're doing it right.
01:22You're doing it.
01:23There you are.
01:24They know about you.
01:25What?
01:25They saw your picture. They know what you look like. We have to go now.
01:27Okay, well, where do we go?
01:29I don't know.
01:29Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:30Okay, listen to me very carefully and I'll get you out of there.
01:34Uh, repeat.
01:34You've got agents coming your way for menswear and electronics.
01:36Make a left at aisle nine and we'll lose them in grocery.
01:38Thank you, Tina.
01:40Go, now.
01:41You ever find yourself in a situation where you're dating a girl and you realize she's
01:45like an immigrant or whatever, and you've got to choose between your love and your country?
01:50Hasn't come up.
01:52Oh.
01:52You choose love, though.
01:53Yeah, I can tell. I know you're tight.
01:59Okay, keep walking.
02:01Come on.
02:01All right, when you hit the end of the aisle, you're going to need to head due west.
02:04Wherever?
02:04Left or right, Tina?
02:05Left?
02:06Due west runs diagonally through the store from camping to customer service.
02:08How do you not know that?
02:09Left.
02:10Okay.
02:15Hey!
02:15Oh, oh, oh, there's someone.
02:17Run!
02:17Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:19Run!
02:19They're heading north through housewares.
02:20Get out of there!
02:21Go!
02:21Go now!
02:22So, everyone knows now?
02:24Everyone knows.
02:26Do you want to get married?
02:31Okay.
02:35Okay, you guys need to keep going straight through Bath and Beauty, and we're going to try and
02:38make it all the way to the end of the garden section, all right?
02:40Let's go, go, go!
02:43Go, go, go!
02:44Did you know that the capital of Panama is Panama?
02:48I can wrap the entire Central American country, as I did it once for a talent competition.
02:52Mexico de Efe, Mexico, Guatemala, Guatemala, Guatemala, Tavisigalpa, Honduras, San Salvador,
02:59El Salvador, San Jose, Costa Rica, Panama, Panama.
03:03Oh, go, go, go, go, go.
03:06Wait, no, wait, stop, stop!
03:07Reverse course, turn around.
03:09Okay, new plan.
03:10Just make it to pharmacy.
03:11You can hide them.
03:12No, no, wait.
03:13Turn around, turn around.
03:14Go back.
03:14Go back the other way.
03:16You can look some at housewares, I think.
03:17Just poke it, okay?
03:18Poke it to the end.
03:19This one.
03:19Go, down here, down there.
03:20Stop, stop!
03:21No, wait, stop!
03:22There's like 20 guys coming that way.
03:24Well, no.
03:25No, stop!
03:25Stop, stop, no, there's another one.
03:27There's a... Hold on! Hold on, Venus.
03:29Just tell us where to go.
03:30Okay, hang on. Just wait. Wait.
03:32I... I don't...
03:34I don't know.
03:36They're everywhere.
03:37What?
03:38I'm sorry.
03:40No!
03:42Okay, there's a vent up there.
03:43We can tie him up on this thing.
03:44Or create a diversion and take off our tops while you go run.
03:47Guys.
03:47Yes, let's do that.
03:48Guys.
03:48Stop, stop, guys.
03:51It's okay.
03:54It's over.
04:23¿Qué hacemos ahora?
04:25I mean, we have to fight this.
04:28¿Cómo?
04:32No idea.
04:46¿Quieres empezar una reunión?
05:02¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:08¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:33¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:36¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:39¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:46¿Qué hacemos ahora?
05:53En los ritos la verdad no transmuta sin cesar.
06:11¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:15¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:26¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:30¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:32¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:39¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:44¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:57¿Qué hacemos ahora?
06:58Más cercana.
07:29Pero si no hay alguna mala.
07:30Se es un corazón por la estrada.
07:32No hay una buena ale.
07:36No hay una amada.
07:37¿No te disminuyen?
07:41¿No me inciens?
08:14¡Gracias!
08:51¡Gracias!
08:58¡Gracias!
09:30¡Gracias!
10:02¡Gracias!
10:04¡Gracias!
10:05¡Gracias!
10:06¡Gracias!
10:08¡Gracias!
10:09¡Gracias!
10:10¡Gracias!
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10:11¡Gracias!
10:13¡Gracias!
10:14¡Gracias!
10:15¡Gracias!
10:17¡Gracias!
10:18¡Gracias!
10:19¡Gracias!
10:20¡Gracias!
10:22¡Gracias!
10:23¡Gracias!
10:24¡Gracias!
10:25¡Gracias!
10:26¡Gracias!
10:27¡Gracias!
10:27¡Gracias!
10:28¡Gracias!
10:28Si se ocurrió un hotel, así se quedó.
10:30Es una cosa pequeña.
10:32Es una cosa más perciosa de los servicios.
10:35Oye, esto es un poco más de lo que me ha hecho.
10:37¡Ah! Es una cosa de las dos tuitas en el año pasado.
10:40¿Dodo, ¿es que te he vestido?
10:42¡Sanqiu!
10:43Es el primer hito de la canción, ¿no?
10:45Es una versión de la canción de Yurilin y el aileron.
10:52¿Dónde te� que lo hacen?
10:53Creo que lo hago, ¿no?
10:55Creo que lo haces con el ánimo.
10:56y aquí a caras
10:58El de qué bueno
11:00Conocido a un negocio de un software que le tiene a la ayuda de la mujer
11:03¿Qué?
11:07Así es que en mi la lista de preparación de los papeles
11:12¡Muas bien!
11:13¡Muas así!
11:14¡La band nos apoyen por favor!
11:16¡Nos le pedo!
11:19No, no, no, no...
11:22No, no, no.
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