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00:04now i was supposed to get some red bull but my friend is perpetually late if he says five
00:17minutes he means 20 if he says 20 he means an hour if he says i'll be right back that
00:25means
00:25that he will show up at 10 o'clock and be like i have to go
00:35okay where were we oh we were considerably encumbered
00:43and everybody was asleep
00:51what do you mean
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01:37Have you had enough, Hattvar?
01:48Chicken, get out of my way.
01:52Bull curse.
01:55I said no. No adventures, no theatrics, no thief chasing.
02:00Well, what are you going to do then, huh? Let's hear it.
02:04We are done talking.
02:06I don't know what you overheard, but the Riverwood Trader is still open.
02:11Take a look.
02:12Thanks.
02:31I don't want to buy shit, I want to sell shit.
02:41No, I want to sell shit.
02:47Sometimes, murder is the answer.
02:51Come here.
02:54My sister.
02:55Help!
02:56Attacked!
03:02You need to leave.
03:04What do you mean I can't kill it?
03:10You need to leave.
03:15You need to leave.
03:17Hey, watch it.
03:21You need to leave.
03:32Boy, that escalated quickly.
03:34I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
03:37It jumped up a notch.
03:39It did, didn't it?
03:44You got knocked the fuck out, ha!
03:49Okay, so, like, evidently, if I have to use my sister Camilla, or I will be happy to help.
03:56The left cap.
03:56Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing.
03:59Or left alts or some shit.
04:13So, let's sell by weight.
04:17Since I can't use this, I think.
04:26I think I'm going to sell it.
04:30I'm going to start by selling the, uh, most, uh, weighty things in my fucking inventory.
04:44I mean, I'm going to need something first.
04:49Beware of me.
04:52Beware of me.
05:01Totally buying that shit.
05:12Let's see.
05:13Let's sell this shit.
05:20Let's sell this shit.
05:24So, I'll have to wear some fucking bergamets.
05:47Whoa, that's, that's a lot of money.
05:56That's a lot of money.
06:05Apparently, to sell things, I have, I must.
06:08We'll get to know your emotions.
06:12When things go wrong, anger is there.
06:16This is anger.
06:18He will make sure the world knows anger is in control.
06:24But what you really need to watch out for is when he's out of control.
06:30I must play with mouse and keyboard, or otherwise it won't open up the cell menu.
06:39I can run, I can jump, come on, fucking...
06:47Do that, visitor, then, coconut.
06:51Where's my fucking room, bitch?
06:55He's a man on a mission
06:58He's a man with a plan
07:02The weaker man's get thrown by the wayside
07:05It's a combination, it's just a matter of time
07:08And I was standing by my willow at my crossroads
07:12And so almost it came along black
07:14And that's supposed to be the sky turned blue
07:18And all life's drivable I can stand in the sunlight
07:28I can't put your fucking shit, you can't sleep in the fucking bed, in a non-survival, you can't use
07:38the fucking shit.
07:43Alvor, Alvor, who's Alvor?
07:48Did you really see a dragon?
07:53Yes, I'll talk to you about it in a minute.
07:58Take what you need, my friend. May the gods watch over your battles, friend.
08:05Like I said, I'm glad to help in any way I can. Help yourself to whatever you need, within reason.
08:30Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:36Let's go.
08:41Let's go.
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09:00Let's go.
09:29Let's go.
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10:13Let's go.
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10:21Let's go.
10:22Let's go.
10:23Let's go.
10:44Let's go.
10:47Let's go.
10:47Of course.
10:52People are rightly stirred up about the damn Talmor being allowed to roam around arresting
10:57people.
10:58Just for worshipping Talos.
11:01Whatever you need.
11:02I swear if it's simple and strong, I will not have it, Abbott.
11:07I will not have that shit.
11:25Hey, got more shit to tell you.
11:33Yeah, we did have a bit of a break-in, but we still have plenty to sell.
11:39Robbers were only after one thing.
11:42An ornament. Solid gold in the shape of a dragon's claw.
11:48You could? I've got some coin coming in from my last shipment.
11:53It's yours if you bring my claw back.
11:56Now, if you're going to get those thieves, you should head to Bleak Falls Barrow, northwest of town.
12:01Lucan?
12:02Yes.
12:03So now, the sooner you find the claw, I think I have a few old spell books laying about.
12:11If you want more, you'll have to go to the College of Winterhold.
12:14Oh really? Well, I think your new helper here needs a guide.
12:15I don't know.
12:37Show those thieves not to steal from Luke and Valerius.
12:43No, I...
12:44Don't let my sister...
12:46Some may call this junk.
12:48Me, I call them treasures.
13:28No, I don't know.
13:30No, I don't know.
14:08I guess I should buy some food.
14:16All right then.
14:18All right then.
14:20All right.
14:21All right.
14:46All right.
14:49All right.
14:50Maybe you're looking for something particular.
14:54Not yet, bro.
14:57We have to go through town and across...
15:11Bridge to get to Bleak Falls Barrow.
15:14You can see it from here though.
15:16The mountain just over the buildings.
15:24Well, I talked to this...
15:26Watch what you're doing.
15:27I guess...
15:28I guess I should go to...
15:31White Run.
15:33I guess this is...
15:35That's west.
15:36Let's see.
15:47Those thieves must be mad hiding out there.
15:50Those old crypts are filled with nothing but traps, trolls, and who knows what else.
15:54Hey, I'm running.
15:56I wonder why they only say...
15:57I'm running, Jenny.
16:00We have plenty of things in the shop that are worth testing.
16:06What do you want?
16:07I saw you laying down at the bar.
16:13I don't owe you money, do I?
16:16No.
16:17No.
16:17No.
16:17You're just a drop.
16:20No big deal.
16:29I'm running, Jenny.
16:46Come on.
16:48Come on.
17:04Alright.
17:05Fine.
17:20I don't know.
17:39Did he really just fall into the river and just like...
17:50Well, that's no fair.
17:59I mean...
18:01No, in...
18:08Bitch slap.
18:11Get fucked.
18:20So anyway, as I was saying, in real life, okay, you know, a lot of people go and they hang
18:30out in deer stands, they'll get up in trees, and they'll try to go kill, you know, a deer,
18:36but like, you know, I grew up on a farm, so I can like...
18:46This is none of your concern, citizen.
18:50It is none of my concern.
18:52Step aside, citizen.
18:54I'm fucking in front of you.
18:57I went the fuck around you.
18:59What the fuck is your problem?
19:01So, okay.
19:03Like, in real life, you know, I grew up in a farm.
19:09And, remember, I was very young.
19:12Too young.
19:13So young that you would not think that they would just hand me a gun and be like, you know,
19:22it's not deer season, but somebody's going to have to, you know, somebody's going to have
19:35to kill the deer.
19:39You know, that would be, that would be your job.
19:42Well, because, you know, like, when you are, um, a farm, okay, you, you have the right to
19:53protect your crops.
19:55And that means that even though it's not hunting season, um, you, you can just kill deer.
20:05I, I mean, like, you know, most of the time they didn't,
20:12you know, like my grandfather, he couldn't, he couldn't really process the deer.
20:19Or they, or they didn't really process the deer.
20:23But, like, you know, um, some of the deer, I mean, because it's like the worst thing, you
20:32know, and I've had it happen.
20:34You know, where, where, where you, where you, like, you know, you kill a deer or you kill
20:39a rabbit or something, and it's like full of worms, you know, and that's no fun, because
20:45you can't eat that.
20:46You just, you just, I mean, in certain situations, you know, whenever I was on the farm, I was
20:53killing animals, and it's not that I don't like deer, you know, that's, that's not it at
20:59all.
21:00I love deer, but the deer, they, they, they can't, they, they can empty.
21:19So, that, that, that must be white, right?
21:34Uh, you are, uh, chopping wood, deer, Bubba?
21:41I, I guess this motherfucker does not want to talk to me.
21:46That's okay.
21:55I'm not gonna kill that guy.
21:57I'm, I'm not, I'm not exactly a good guy, but, like, I'm not stealing, so, I'm not just
22:05gonna murder people, you know, that would be, that would be wrong.
22:13So, how, how the fuck do I get over here?
22:28What is wrong, with this picture?
22:44Oh, the battle war.
22:48Ooh.
23:10Well, if it's, if it's not stealing, I will be happy to take it.
23:29Oh, the physics.
23:33Oh, the physics.
23:37Oh, the physics.
23:51Oh, I guess this is one that I can buy.
24:04I shall take that.
24:09I shall take that.
24:11Let's go.
24:42I mean, if it's not stealing, they won't miss it, right?
25:01This is pesky giant over here.
25:04Let's go.
25:37Somewhere there's an entrance to this motherfucker.
25:46I've been looking for you.
25:48Got something I'm supposed to deliver.
25:49Your hands only.
25:52Let's see here.
25:54Looks like that's it.
25:54Got to go.
26:01Nope. Sorry.
26:03Nothing.
26:05But you were gone longer than usual.
26:07I got to think that maybe you weren't coming back.
26:09Okay.
26:09You sound like my mom.
26:11What was that?
26:14Attention adventurers, it has come to the attention of the Jarl that many travelers are using
26:21Brittle Shen Pass to move from Valkyrie to Ripe One.
26:26This area is a notorious haven for necromancer and it is advisable that you stick to the main road when
26:35traveling.
26:39Okay, I'll...
26:41I'll keep that in mind.
26:44Thought did cross my mind, yeah.
26:47War brewing?
26:48Talk of a riot in Helgen?
26:50Up now Jesters?
26:52Skyrim's gone mad, girl.
26:53Want to hear a little Nord wisdom?
26:55Be careful.
26:55Be careful, huh?
26:57Thanks, Skullvar.
26:58I'll remember that.
27:00Ha ha ha!
27:01Ha!
27:02Yeah, right.
27:06Aye.
27:10Aye.
27:11You do not need to be faster than the dragon.
27:15You need only be faster than your friends.
27:17Stop!
27:18You there!
27:2525 bucks as I'm already wanted.
27:28Just like real life.
27:30This is...
27:31This is just like real life.
27:34Hello.
27:36Malice is teaching me everything he knows about brewing.
27:39Hopefully, I can take over his position someday.
27:43Another thing I could have gone my entire life without knowing.
27:48Thank you very much.
27:51Halt!
27:51City's closed with the dragons about.
27:54Official business only.
27:56What?
27:57What dragons?
28:00Riverwood calls for the girls' age.
28:03I have news from Helgen about the dragon attack.
28:09Fine.
28:10But we'll be keeping an eye on you.
28:15You will?
28:17Will you be looking at my sexy ass?
28:23You...
28:25You...
28:25You...
28:25You...
28:27You...
28:27You...
28:28You were like the looking at my sexy ass?
28:33Halt!
28:35City's closed with the dragons about.
28:37Official business only.
28:38I just...
28:39Spoke to you!
28:40No.
28:41Riverwood's in danger too.
28:43Riverwood's in danger too.
28:43You better go on in.
28:45You'll find the Yarl in Dragon's Reach at the top of the hill.
28:54We'll pay whatever it takes, but we must have more swords for the Imperial soldiers.
28:59I just can't fill an order that size on my own.
29:02Why don't you swallow this guy?
29:04Get out of my way.
29:05And ask your little dream.
29:07What's wrong with you?
29:13Battleborn!
29:14Give me your money.
29:16I...
29:17I don't have any money.
29:18You better give me five seconds right now or...
29:21What?
29:22What did I...
29:22I found...
29:24I found...
29:25I found the halls of the dead.
29:27I...
29:28Found a hole.
29:29I really don't have any money, Frank.
29:31I'll give you ten septums tomorrow.
29:34Just don't hit me.
29:40I know your family's honor is important to you, but we can't afford it.
29:44It took me weeks to find that view.
29:46For I love you.
29:48I love you.
29:49I love you.
29:49I love you.
29:49Get out of my way.
29:52Urgent message.
29:55Don't fall into the water.
30:06Watch.
30:07There's a crocodile in here somewhere.
30:17Wow.
30:18Instant drive.
30:20The spirit.
30:22The very idea.
30:24The spirit.
30:24Dude, what...
30:25What...
30:25What is with this fucking water feature?
30:32You know, in Middle Ages time...
30:34Or the...
30:35The Dark Ages, rather.
30:37They...
30:38They would not have...
30:41They...
30:41They...
30:42They wouldn't...
30:43They wouldn't have...
30:46They wouldn't have done that.
30:49Just like...
30:50Flowing water, you know, like...
30:54You know, they didn't have plumbing.
30:57They had aqua...
30:59Or...
30:59They had...
31:00They had stuff, but like...
31:03You know...
31:05They didn't have...
31:07We can't afford to act rashly...
31:09What would you have to do then?
31:10What's the meaning of this interruption?
31:12My little face.
31:13There's no time for rash...
31:14There's no time for rash.
31:15Okay, well...
31:17I'm gonna try this...
31:18Well, that explains why the guards let you in.
31:20Come on then.
31:21The Jarl will want to speak to you personally.
31:23You bet he will.
31:26So...
31:27You were at Helgen.
31:28You saw this dragon with your own eyes?
31:34Yes.
31:35I had a great view while the Imperials were trying to disconnect my head...
31:39From...
31:40My body.
31:43Um...
31:44The dragon destroyed Helgen and last I saw it was heading this way.
31:49By Ismir, Ireleth was right!
31:51What?
31:52What do you say now prevents us?
31:54Shall we continue to trust in the strength of our walls?
31:58Against the dragon?
32:00My lord.
32:01We should send troops to Riverwood at once.
32:03It's in the most immediate danger.
32:05If that dragon is lurking in the mountains...
32:08He'll assume we're preparing to join Ulfric's side and attack him.
32:12We should not!
32:15I'll not stand idly by while the dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!
32:21We should send a detachment to Riverwood at once.
32:25Yes, my young.
32:27If you'll excuse me, I'll return to my duties.
32:31That would be best.
32:33Well done.
32:35You sought me out on your own initiative.
32:38You've done Whiterun a service.
32:40I won't forget it.
32:42Take this as a small token of my esteem.
32:46There is another thing you could do for me.
32:50Suitable for someone of your...
32:53Particular talents?
32:54Perhaps.
32:55Come, let's go find Faryngar.
32:58My court wizard.
32:59He's been looking into a matter related to these dragons and...
33:06Rumors of dragons.
33:07Until the end of time.
33:10I'll see you next time.