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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:07The Stop
00:01:08The Stop
00:01:09You wait, stop it.
00:01:35Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:48IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:52Tang Sun Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:03:11Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West!
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:27Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:37You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead!
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji!
00:04:01Look at you!
00:04:02You'll scare them off!
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:06Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are?
00:04:38Sir!
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:48Uh...
00:04:49Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:53They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:08But, 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and made an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:26If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:31They took the land and founded a kingdom, gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:38Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court.
00:05:42They made tigers their generals, and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the Southern Ridge, 5,000 on the Northern Ridge,
00:05:5310,000 at the Eastern Pass, and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:04There are countless fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:08All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists.
00:06:18Stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2240,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine.
00:06:36For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens!
00:06:43I'd better get back, fast.
00:06:45And report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:56This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:13Big Brother, you're so capable.
00:07:15But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:17If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:33Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the Eastern Sea, even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false, what you see is the truth.
00:07:52Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:17I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third Great King, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report!
00:08:33Third Great King, word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang?
00:08:44Five hundred years.
00:08:46At last Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother, come on, let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:23Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly, that Tang San Zhang may be immortal now,
00:09:28but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39One hundred thousand soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out,
00:09:51one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do.
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the sacred Buddhist monastery.
00:10:34Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the yin-yang energy vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery?
00:10:43Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:15Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:02So what? I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big brother, we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh? Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:12:38Yeah!
00:12:53Yeah!
00:13:03It's soooo-
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished.
00:14:39If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive.
00:14:52Third King's orders, scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Light Tang San Zang up, and hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders, step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass.
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once.
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout, got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first, who are you?
00:15:50I...
00:15:50I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:07Your boss.
00:16:09Hmm, Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave.
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job.
00:16:20So he promoted me for training.
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers.
00:16:34No need to be formal.
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing.
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me.
00:16:40He's the deputy commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:52and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing.
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:42Let old son take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:12Blood Vermitelli soup.
00:18:14It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move!
00:18:23The king gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The king just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall.
00:18:36They're about to eat him.
00:18:37What?
00:18:58Reporting to the Three Kings.
00:19:00Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big Brother.
00:19:04Let's dig in.
00:19:12My two brothers, catching Tang San Zhang was too easy this time, but we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zhang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:34It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you, and so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zhang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zhang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zhang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:44What?
00:20:44I don't know.
00:20:59I don't know.
00:21:01I don't know.
00:21:01I don't know.
00:21:02let's see who dares lay a hand on my master master your disciple is late
00:21:13Wukong watch out for these demons seize him
00:21:23master I'll fight our way out
00:21:27whoever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever
00:21:55yeah
00:21:58pack him to pieces
00:22:26master
00:22:26Wukong
00:22:42bunch of scum
00:22:44don't get cocky
00:22:56Wukong
00:22:58let my master go
00:23:16touch one hair on my master's head I don't care who you are I'll kill you all the same
00:23:27brothers together
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two
00:23:44hi
00:23:49right now
00:23:51I'll cut you down
00:23:53damn bro you got skills one slash and you finish Sun Wukong with Sun Wukong gone we can finally feast
00:24:00on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:24:03who says I'm dead
00:24:09he
00:24:10he split into two
00:24:12then I'll cut again
00:24:23that's strange this is weird the more I cut the more there are
00:24:27don't panic boss Sun Wukong can make clones he's messing with you
00:24:32my boy you know who I am
00:24:36kneel and pay your respects next time you see your master I'll spare you the humiliation
00:24:40you're asking to die
00:24:45I'm coming to help
00:24:47die
00:24:50I'm in too
00:25:05two fists can't beat four hands I'm out of here
00:25:11going somewhere
00:25:19he's almost out of strength finish him
00:25:21take this
00:25:30that monkey got away
00:25:32Tang San Zang is still in our hands he can't get far
00:25:37those demons are something else I couldn't handle the three of them alone I'll go get reinforcements
00:25:46this Buddhist alms bowl is mine the wooden fish drum is yours the rations are mine
00:25:51you can have master's spare socks
00:25:55second brother
00:25:56master's fate is still unknown and you're splitting up the luggage
00:26:00what else are we supposed to do you know they're vicious don't tell me you don't
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it
00:26:07I'm going back to gal village
00:26:09you
00:26:16eldest brother you're finally back master was taken by demons
00:26:19I know if you knew I come back
00:26:22why didn't you go save him
00:26:24you idiot
00:26:26I told you watch master and you let him get taken I'll beat you
00:26:30hey monkey king there were too many of them
00:26:32what was I supposed to do
00:26:34eldest brother saving master comes first
00:26:37you think I don't know there many
00:26:39I've already fought them I was outnumbered I couldn't save master
00:26:42you two come with me now we're going to their lair to save master
00:26:45all right
00:26:54monster open up and surrender
00:26:56monster your grandpa pig is here
00:26:59monster let my master go
00:27:03kill them
00:27:05monkey you lost to me and you still dare come knocking
00:27:08you had the numbers before this time my brother scanned as one
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground
00:27:14the monkey even brought three more helpers
00:27:16what a pity they're all losers we've beaten before
00:27:19shut it long-nosed elephant
00:27:21or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake
00:27:24you wouldn't dare
00:27:26why waste words on them
00:27:28just kill them
00:27:38you
00:27:39a
00:27:43a
00:27:44a
00:27:46a
00:27:46a
00:27:47a
00:27:58Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:28:56Take this, my staff!
00:29:02Take this, my staff!
00:29:05Take this, my staff!
00:29:12Take this, my staff!
00:29:16Take this, my staff!
00:29:20Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother.
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swallow you whole!
00:31:25ELDEST BROTHER!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you, why aren't you running, why
00:31:34I'm gonna go meet him, one bite and you're in his belly, today you're still a monk, tomorrow
00:31:38you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off, wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wu Jing, Bai Long Ma, run for your lives!
00:31:55Big brother, 400 years old, 9 weeks old, 2 years old, 2 years old, 5 years old, 6 years old,
00:32:176 years old, 27 years old, 1 years old!
00:32:19So, I can't tell you, you are only the student-invite who will be Jewish, all, 7 years old,
00:32:303rd brother!
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:47He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water,
00:32:57then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick!
00:33:26Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:36Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy!
00:33:57You filled your belly with hot water
00:33:59so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:01Nice and warm!
00:34:02Real comfortable!
00:34:04What?
00:34:04That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy!
00:34:18Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful!
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago!
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm!
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:32Good, grandson!
00:34:33Toss me some more bananas!
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:39Sun Wukong!
00:34:40Get your ass out here!
00:34:41Not coming out!
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold!
00:34:44And I'm still in thin clothes!
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly!
00:34:47And there's no wind!
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here!
00:34:50Big brother!
00:34:51That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there,
00:34:59I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell!
00:35:02I won't eat all winter!
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good grandson!
00:35:07You don't know the half of it!
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures!
00:35:10And I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:13If you won't feed me,
00:35:14I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot!
00:35:17Make myself a nice awful soup!
00:35:19And stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:22Uh, brother!
00:35:23That crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:26Don't panic, brother!
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly!
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:36Oh no!
00:35:36If he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up
00:35:40and you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:42Bleh!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax!
00:35:46Leave it to old son!
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel
00:35:49right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air
00:35:52and as a chimney too!
00:35:54Ha ha ha!
00:35:54You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it!
00:35:58I'm done!
00:35:58Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:00That bottle!
00:36:01Our hot Bodhisattva!
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:04Mix it into the wine!
00:36:06I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:08Brother!
00:36:09Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago,
00:36:18when I wrecked the Heavenly Court,
00:36:19I ate Lyozi's elixirs
00:36:21and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches,
00:36:24Phoenix Marrow,
00:36:25Dragon Liver,
00:36:26what haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine!
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years,
00:36:50not a single drop!
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange.
00:37:04Normally,
00:37:04after one whole jar,
00:37:06even if I'm not wasted,
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling,
00:37:08but today it feels like
00:37:09I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank it all!
00:37:16Good wine!
00:37:17Damn good wine!
00:37:18Perfect, brother!
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine!
00:37:23He's as good as dead!
00:37:38My stomach!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:03My boy, well, are you begging yet?
00:38:08Son Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine! Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder!
00:38:20Mercy, mercy! Great Sage equal to heaven! Please spare him! I'm begging for my big brother!
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words! Just call him Grandpa's son!
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault! Your grandsons! We swallowed you by mistake!
00:38:34Great Sage, have mercy! Pity us like ants clinging to life! Spare my big brother's life!
00:38:41The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains!
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death!
00:38:50My master is delicate. He can't take this abuse. You'll pay for this!
00:38:54Great Sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me. No amber, agate, or other treasures. How can I
00:39:01pay you?
00:39:01Tell you how! I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin! Let my master ride
00:39:07in it! Carry it yourselves! Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel!
00:39:12What? I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years!
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first!
00:39:21As you say, Great Sage, the three of us agree. Just come out and quickly!
00:39:27Fine! Open your mouth wide! I'll fly out myself!
00:39:32Hey, big brother! When he comes out, bite down hard! Crush that monkey! Swallow him whole! Then he can't torment
00:39:37you anymore!
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel! Go on, bite it!
00:39:56Big brother, bite it! Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon! You dare fool your grandpa's son? I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death! I'm not coming out today! I'm not coming out!
00:40:12You went back in again!
00:40:15Good brother! What kind of rotten idea was that? We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:21instead!
00:40:21Sun Wukong! I've heard your name for a long time! It's thunder in the ears! They say you made a
00:40:27show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries!
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons! So you're just some upstart monkey! If you've got
00:40:39the guts, come out and fight fair!
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait! But now, nothing you say matters! Let
00:40:47my master go!
00:40:51Fine! Fine! I'll release him right now!
00:40:53How's that?
00:41:10Master!
00:41:14Bachi!
00:41:15Baji
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them
00:41:45I'm inside this lion's belly. Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here
00:41:50Toss that steely, great sage son, and you're outside the lion camel kingdom
00:41:54Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:41:59Yes, yes
00:41:59Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead
00:42:03Yes, senior brother
00:42:12Great sage son, your master is long gone now
00:42:14Fine, open your mouth
00:42:27Baji Sha junior brother, let's go
00:42:29You think you can just leave true Dharma form
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise
00:42:43I saw it coming, since when do demons ever tell the truth
00:42:47Stop them
00:42:54Baji junior brother Sha
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together
00:42:58Alright
00:43:14Come and die
00:43:26Kill them
00:43:28Kill them
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique
00:43:39Hurricane capture technique
00:43:52Go along
00:43:53Senior brother
00:43:55And, you too
00:43:56Hurricane capture technique
00:44:09Senior brother
00:44:10Senior brother
00:44:16Baji Sha junior brother Sun Wukong surrender now your master and your junior brother have
00:44:24both been captured master hurricane capture technique crush him to death
00:44:45monkey king senior brother monkey king got sobbed into a pancake
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:10let me go master
00:45:21I'll wipe you out you little punk taste this this
00:45:37big brother
00:46:07I'll come
00:46:09you're as good as dead all hail the third king back to the cave let's feast
00:46:20and celebrate we'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh yes
00:46:44third brother that vase can really hold Sun Wukong don't worry big brother in no time at all Sun
00:46:52Wukong will melt into pus what treasure is this how did it trap me in here I'll smash you to
00:47:08pieces
00:47:16that's some serious force don't waste your breath you can't break this vase can't break it then I'll
00:47:23burst it open crow crowing won't help shrink
00:47:40how is that possible it's useless get ready for torture in the vase let the flames cleanse you
00:47:56this is all you've got that little flame can't touch Sun Wukong oh really
00:48:04what about the serpent pit snakes
00:48:12what a meeting my boy that vase of yours isn't all that yeah take a closer look
00:48:25some body true fire out of tricks now huh in no time at all you'll be reduced to ash and
00:48:33smoke
00:48:33master
00:48:42senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50master
00:48:55I Sun Wukong have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven broke into the underworld and entered the dragon palace yet I've never been
00:49:04this pathetic and today I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase master Baji and Sha Wuching
00:49:11will be eaten by that demon as well our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here I failed
00:49:17Buddha Tathagata and I failed Guan Yin every hair on my body got scorched how are these three still untouched
00:49:26wukong I granted you three life-saving hairs in dire straits they can save your life
00:49:35these are from Guan Yin the life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:50change no skill don't take the job I'll drill through your vase
00:49:54you
00:49:57you
00:49:58you
00:49:58you
00:50:05lucky lucky now we can get out
00:50:08you
00:50:10you
00:50:15you
00:50:15third brother that monkey should be sludge by now right
00:50:19i just can't shake the worry
00:50:24relax big brother
00:50:25it's been ages that monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28is that so
00:50:30bring it here
00:50:31let me see
00:50:32you
00:50:35you
00:50:48you
00:50:51you
00:50:53you
00:50:53you
00:50:53nothing's wrong
00:50:54the vase is lighter
00:50:57nonsense
00:50:58this is a sacred buddhist treasure
00:51:00it contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02how could it be lighter
00:51:05third king look it really is lighter
00:51:20how can this be
00:51:24this vase is empty
00:51:27why is there a hole in the bottom
00:51:29who did this
00:51:33my sweet grandkids
00:51:35who else but your grandpa
00:51:45it's
00:51:45son wukong
00:51:46he got out
00:51:48he turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:51kill that fly
00:51:53kill it
00:51:56now spread the order
00:51:58shut the gates
00:51:59shut them
00:51:59don't let that monkey get away
00:52:02son wukong is out
00:52:03run
00:52:04we have to save our master
00:52:22my lords aren't you here to eat tong zanzang's flesh
00:52:25why throw me in the pot first
00:52:27i haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:29my meat reeks
00:52:30if you're eating someone eat my master first
00:52:35your master is the main course
00:52:36you're the appetizer
00:52:38the king said so
00:52:39wash jubaji clean first
00:52:41scald him
00:52:41shave him
00:52:42skin him
00:52:43salt him
00:52:43and serve him with wine
00:52:46this old pig has such a miserable fate
00:52:49grab your weapons and come with me
00:52:51trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54all right move out brothers
00:52:57let me go
00:52:59help someone help
00:53:05what a coward
00:53:07and he used to be marshal tianping
00:53:09yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:11i'll teach him a lesson
00:53:13ready for
00:53:20ju wu neng
00:53:23ju wu neng
00:53:25who who's calling me
00:53:27wu neng is my name
00:53:28guanyin bodhisattva gave me that dharma name
00:53:30after i joined master
00:53:32they all call me bhaji
00:53:34out here in the middle of nowhere
00:53:35how would anyone know that name
00:53:42whoever called my dharma name show yourself
00:53:45it was me
00:53:48who are you hiding in the shadows
00:53:52show yourself
00:53:56i'm an officer of the netherworld bureau here to claim lives
00:54:00by order of king yama i've come to take your soul
00:54:04grandpa soul reaper please head back first put in a good word with king yama he's close with my senior
00:54:11brother's son wukong ask him to cut me some slack let me live one more day come take me tomorrow
00:54:17nonsense
00:54:19if king yama says you die at the third watch who dare keep you till the fourth
00:54:25come with me now or i'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck
00:54:31please sir have mercy one look at me and you know i'm done for
00:54:35i'm going to die no question i just want one more day that demon took my master and sha wu
00:54:41jing
00:54:41all of them let me see them one last time then i'll go with you to the netherworld bureau
00:54:46at least i'll have honored our bond then i can die with no regrets
00:54:52fine i've got 30 names on my warrant they're all nearby let me round them up then i'll take you
00:54:59that buys you this one day but running errands is hard work got any silver on you
00:55:05and some over call it travel money
00:55:14money i'm jubaji a monk the four elements are empty what money could i have if you don't have
00:55:20any silver then stop yapping let me slip the rope on you and come with me please don't take me
00:55:28don't
00:55:29arrest me i know what that is that's a rope of fate once it's around your neck it hooks your
00:55:33soul away
00:55:34i have money i'll pay you where is it hand it over quit stalling or i'll take you straight to
00:55:40underworld what a pity what a pity ever since i became a monk some devout families would feed the
00:55:48monks and seeing what an appetite i had they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns so i
00:55:54saved it bit
00:55:54by bit until i scraped together five kian of silver a few days ago i went to the women's kingdom
00:56:00and begged
00:56:01the silversmith to melt it into one piece that silversmith had no conscience he even skimmed a few
00:56:07fenn off me in the end i had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fenn take it
00:56:13then
00:56:14this idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants yet he can hide silver where did you hide it talk
00:56:22now
00:56:24i stuffed it in my left ear my hands are tied i can't get it reach in and feel for
00:56:29it yourself
00:56:44you idiot it really is four chien and six fenn
00:56:51damn that bimauan so it was you
00:56:55it's him monkey look at the state i'm in and you still mess with me
00:56:59even scamming me out of my silver have you got no conscience
00:57:05you idiot i escorted master west for the scriptures you have no idea what we've been
00:57:10through we hacked through thorns and fought off demons
00:57:13well you you hide off to the side and slack off and you even stash away private money
00:57:18so what if i saved up i went without food and scraped it together bit by bit i was saving
00:57:23to buy
00:57:23some cloth and make myself a new outfit and you scared me for no reason then you stole my silver
00:57:28give it back now not a single coin this silver is your punishment for hoarding money it's mine now
00:57:36fine fine take it all as my ransom but you still have to get me out of here or i
00:57:40paid you for nothing
00:57:44easy since i took your silver i'll get you out
00:58:02monkey king while those imps aren't looking let's make a run for it don't rush in
00:58:06those three demons are too strong we can't beat them and you call yourself marshal tian ping reborn
00:58:13what a spineless coward not today i'm not running we're getting master and sha wu jing out
00:58:19you're really going head on move splits up
00:58:33i'm wu kong
00:58:43xia wu jing reverted to his true form dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:59:03xia wu jing reverted to his true form dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:59:04xia wu jing reverted to his true form
00:59:10brother shah
00:59:12senior brother i knew you weren't dead
00:59:20boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26what are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30we're keeping it to trade with western sea dragon palace
00:59:36what are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:46boss where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:49what are you talking about the king said we need to be able to save you
01:00:17to buy you
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother. We have to save master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report! Your Majesties, Chang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men. We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free.
01:00:38Oh no. What do we do now? Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother. We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:50Don't panic. Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:55Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help. We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even
01:01:04the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:11You mean...
01:01:12Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly. Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
01:01:55I'm so sick of your carry.
01:01:55Absolutely mar ihop us, but colours to watch and play the peace he's definitely
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