00:00my dad's from upper darby and was a drug dealer so you know oh okay yeah so i was raised
00:04by a
00:04single mom um but you know a dad was still you know doing his thing but he was he was
00:10in your
00:10life but he just wasn't yeah he was a weekend warrior cleaver yeah yeah yeah yeah he'd share
00:15some of his uh um earnings you know playstation 2 every once in a while wow oh yeah over in
00:22uh
00:22upper darby you know that helps create though they always say pain creates comedy my first joke was
00:28about uh i did at the laugh house r.i.p on south street yeah my first open mic ever
00:33i i i so my
00:35first open mic i was impressed to impress a girl i told her i was doing stand-up even though
00:39i never
00:39had so i lied to her i was like oh yeah i'm doing comedy and all this stuff and so
00:43she was like okay
00:43well let's do an open mic tonight she found the open mic at the laugh house meanwhile i've been
00:49bragging about doing comedy never wrote a single joke so before i go up i'm in the bathroom trying
00:52to stress like what should i talk about like okay my dad was a uh powder dealer i don't know
00:58what i
00:58can say yeah so then i'm like all right i literally just made a joke of about like oh um
01:03you know i
01:03probably had a playstation 2 before anybody because um i found my dad's stash as a kid yeah and say
01:10what
01:10you want but that was the best bowl of cereal ever because he told me it was sugar i forget
01:15what the
01:16original joke but it worked and then you're off and running and off and running i don't talk about
01:20anymore but that yeah it's like pulling from your life i mean you know you gotta gotta get it from
01:24somewhere you have to and i would imagine watching a show like uh task must have been like wow
01:28it's one of the old days i was a kid i watched mayor of east town yeah you didn't see
01:32task i didn't
01:33watch task that's like another they're making like a delco cinematic universe one of the stories
01:40might be your dad yeah right he's probably like a consultant on that show or something
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