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My Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:00In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form.
00:04But when their spirit goes berserk,
00:10they become monsters.
00:19When their spirit power breaks, the beast takes over.
00:47Only powerful female beastwope can bring them back.
00:58In this world, weakness is the ultimate sin.
01:08But she was different.
01:11To them, she was home.
01:19Wait, what was that?
01:21A dream or a memory?
01:24Your F rank, Alice.
01:26You can't soothe me.
01:28Your sister can.
01:29So she will be my wife.
01:33Don't blame me, sis.
01:35A female who can't soothe her mate is useless.
01:40Ivan chose me, and Mom and Dad approved it.
01:43Mom and Dad said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home,
01:47but even broke the bond so you don't get to stay.
01:51Take the key to the old house and get out.
02:07My son would never bite anyone.
02:10You're just a bad teacher.
02:14Wait, wasn't I just dealing with another kid-biting incident at preschool?
02:20How did I end up in a beast world?
02:22And as a useless F rank female?
02:25System fairies.
02:27Extreme resentment detected.
02:29The beast god care system is now activated.
02:33Complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger.
02:36Would you like to claim your starter pack?
02:40I knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging.
02:42Activate it right now!
02:46Starter pack delivered.
02:48Ten bottles of spirit milk.
02:51Beginner quest one.
02:52Welcome one new beastling within three days.
02:56Complete the quest to claim your rewards.
02:59Quest rewards include a body enhancement potion.
03:03Facility rewards.
03:04One healing fountain and one spirit slide.
03:07Additional facilities.
03:08One earth sandbox and one wisdom tree.
03:18Care missions?
03:19Beastlings?
03:20So, basically a preschool for little beasts?
03:23That's right up my alley.
03:24Easy win.
03:32Fluffy paradise.
03:34Here I come.
03:38Good morning!
03:40Good morning!
03:41Alice's Beast Care Haven is now open for enrollment.
03:45Hey, that rabbit female's F rank spirit power
03:48is weaker than a newborn rat pup's.
03:50Isn't it obvious?
03:51What kind of parent would be crazy enough
03:52to send their kid here?
03:55In the beast world,
03:56weakness really is the ultimate sin.
03:59With my rock-bottom F rank spirit power,
04:02there's no way I'm getting a single student.
04:24Oh, what a cute little tiger!
04:29Oh, what a cute little tiger!
04:33I'm a thrown away like they're just defective.
04:37Looks like you're just like me.
04:40A poor little thing nobody wanted.
04:43How about you come with me?
04:45I'll take care of you.
04:46Promise.
04:56Weird.
04:57Where'd my uncle go?
04:59His spirit power went berserk on the battlefield,
05:01and now he's back in beast form
05:02with the mind of a cub.
05:03If the corrupted beasts find him first,
05:05we're screwed.
05:12Alice's Beast Care Haven.
05:27Honestly, no matter how awful things get,
05:31Fluff fixes everything.
05:41Hungry little guy?
05:51Slow down, little guy.
05:53No one's going to take it from you.
06:04Weird.
06:04Who's showing up right now?
06:06Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:23I-I changed back.
06:42Did you miss me already?
06:44It's only been ten seconds.
06:53Weird.
06:54Weird.
06:54Who's showing up right now?
06:55Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
07:00Oh my god, that face, that waist, that body, and that tail?
07:06Where did this absolute potty come from?
07:08You, my uncle.
07:09No, I can't just tell them that.
07:11Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield.
07:15That's why he went berserk and was forced back into beast form.
07:17If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is a defenseless cub...
07:22Welcome to Alice's preschool.
07:24I'm Alice, the director.
07:25My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here.
07:29She has him.
07:32Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:36Rude much?
07:37I didn't even invite you in.
07:41Ow!
07:42What are you, made of stone?
07:44What are you, made of stone?
07:50Gray.
07:51I'm only lucid for the moment.
07:53Listen, whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:01Uncle David.
08:02He's out of it again.
08:04No, that's impossible.
08:07Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered.
08:09Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for help.
08:13And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:16Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle?
08:20Am I hearing things, or is he crazy?
08:24Ahem.
08:25Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:28Oh, so he's your nephew.
08:31Oh.
08:31So he's your nephew.
08:35Well, not really.
08:37Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts.
08:42That's the legendary S-ranked spirit serum.
08:45Even an SS-ranked powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:49And she just pulled it out of thin air like it was nothing.
08:52Something wrong with the milk?
08:55No wonder Uncle David told him to find her.
08:58No wonder he told him to stay.
09:02If this female has S-ranked spirit serum and can summon it at will,
09:07then who is she?
09:11No wonder he snapped out of it for a second.
09:13That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient serum.
09:16That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:27Did you just say you're the director of this beast care haven?
09:30Yep.
09:31That's perfect.
09:35Please, let my nephew join your care haven.
09:39Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:42Congratulations, host.
09:43Beginner mission one complete.
09:45Oh, so he really is hot and nice.
09:47He's not even mad I took in his nephew.
09:49He's encrolling him.
09:50Beginner mission two released.
09:52Welcome three new beastlings within seven days.
09:55Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:03Don't worry, little guy.
10:05From now on, ten bottles a day.
10:07Every single day.
10:10Ten bottles of S-great spirit bill a day?
10:12Even the royals aren't this extravagant.
10:14Just who is this female?
10:17Director Alice, from now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:23My uncle is the Tiger Clan's war god.
10:26If she can heal him, even the clanler would come in person and swear loyalty to her.
10:30Oh, wow.
10:32No need to be that dramatic.
10:34I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you recommend three more new beastlings?
10:40The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:43No problem, Duralis.
10:45I'll bring them here within three days.
10:54This system is no joke.
10:56One bottle of milk and I won over a beastling.
10:59Now, let's see what this SS-ranked body loose potion can do.
11:08Whoa!
11:09I feel amazing!
11:12I could take on a hundred Henry's dads right now.
11:15As for the Care Haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:42Remember what I told you.
11:45Director Alice runs a beast care haven.
11:47And the fewer people who know about our elders' damaged spirit power, the better.
11:52So today, the ones we brought are all our younger relatives.
12:08Director Alice!
12:09We're here!
12:10I brought them!
12:24A white tiger, a little wolf, a tiny bear, and a little dragon!
12:30Oh my god!
12:32Is this fluffy heaven?
12:34Hi everyone!
12:35I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:38Welcome!
12:39We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:41Only 10,000 star coins for a whole year!
12:44Total bargain!
12:46No regrets!
12:47Rabbit clan?
12:48Uh, yes.
12:49Rabbit clan.
12:50What's your spirit power rank?
12:53Alice.
12:54So you really are here?
12:55Great.
12:56These two again.
12:58Oh, Alice, I know you're upset about awakening as a double F, getting dumped by the lion clan, and being
13:07abandoned by mom and dad.
13:10But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:14Dahlia, stop making things up!
13:16Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:18Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the Tiger Clan's war god and got close to the Dragon Bear and
13:23Wolf Clan.
13:23No, I can't let her build ties with these powerhouses.
13:27If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:31F rank?
13:32You're joking, right, little female?
13:35Our younger relatives.
13:37Ordinary beast filk.
13:39If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:47Duke, show some respect to Miss Alice.
13:51Gray, you told me David got better here.
13:53That's the only reason I came.
13:55But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro, my little brother, recover?
14:00Weird.
14:01Why does everyone keep tripping over their words?
14:03Brother, little brother, which is it?
14:09Let's go.
14:10Wait, please!
14:15Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:19And I know you don't trust me.
14:21But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:25They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:28If you leave your little ones with me, I promise they'll be well fed, happy, and properly cared
14:34for every single day.
14:36This idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings?
14:39She has no idea who they really are.
14:43Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:45But did your brain stop working too?
14:48Dahlia, what do you want now?
14:51The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top tier ancient beast clans.
14:56Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
14:59Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:02And if they go berserk, your pathetic F rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:18Alice, I get it.
15:19This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:23But we're not in the same league.
15:25Give it up.
15:26Can you two shut up already?
15:29You've been yapping non-stop.
15:31What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:35You!
15:39Big talk.
15:40That's all you've got?
15:44Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:47This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:50I'm a gold certified soother with S rank spirit power.
15:56The Royal Healing Institute has an SS rake marrying and more than GS rake soothers on staff.
16:01For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:06Not left in a shabby place like this with an F rank female.
16:11Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:16Fine.
16:17Still beats this dump.
16:22Only S rank soothers, but with an SS rank barrier.
16:26It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserve power.
16:37Wait, please.
16:39You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:42Alice, are you still not getting it?
16:44What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:48Your pathetic little F rank spirit power?
16:52Miss Alice, I'm sorry.
16:53I didn't think it would go like this.
16:55It's not your fault.
16:56My spirit power is just too low.
16:59Nobody's going to take me seriously like this.
17:03Warning.
17:04Beginner mission two.
17:05Enroll three new students.
17:06Less than four days remaining.
17:08Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:11I'm just screwed.
17:12With F rank spirit power, Gray is literally the only force not willing to trust me.
17:16No new students means no rewards.
17:18No rewards means no level up.
17:20Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:22You little hungry tiger.
17:24Ready for another bottle already?
17:36S strength spirit serum?
17:39That's right.
17:40It's S rank stealing serum.
17:42When our clan leader went berserk, our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market for
17:46a single bottle.
17:47And this one's obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:50What?
17:50S rank spirit serum?
17:52Impossible.
17:53How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:57Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S rank spirit serum?
18:02Spirit what now?
18:04Oh, you mean the beast milk.
18:07Of course we do.
18:08It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings every day.
18:15What?
18:16Every day?
18:18Free?
18:19Yes.
18:20Little ones are growing, so of course they need good nutrition.
18:2410,000 star coins in tuition, and she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every day?
18:29Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:33I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today, I'll regret it for the rest of my
18:37life.
18:39This level of purity, and she's using it to feed little ones?
18:44You know what, Miss Alice?
18:45I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:49Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:53Huh?
18:54Right, right!
18:55Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look!
19:00Please.
19:01Look.
19:02This little one has been begging to go inside.
19:05Ow-woo!
19:06See?
19:07He agrees!
19:08The wolf clan really has no shame.
19:11Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:13This one really wants to go in, too.
19:16Weren't they looking down on me, Jaskanzai the Wayshin, when they turn Zai so eager?
19:23My lords, you-
19:24Where did this loser get something like that?
19:27That's great!
19:29Please, come in!
19:32Just a heads up, our Beast Care Haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear-growns.
19:39Hope you don't mind.
19:53Watch your step, everyone.
19:54The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still a little bear-bunny's.
20:16Is this the legendary fountain of life, said to nourish bloodlines and purify berserk factors?
20:23In the ancient wisdom tree, said to awaken intelligence, insight, and hidden abilities?
20:30Even the sandbox and slide are overflowing with the laws of the world itself?
20:36Oh my god, and did she call this bear-bones?
20:39I'm a Beast God.
20:41What does she consider luxurious?
20:43The Beast God's own palace?
20:46I just set these up, so I haven't had time to decorate properly.
20:49Please don't mind.
20:52Oh, Alice, you can't seriously think this pile of junk is enough to impress these gentlemen.
20:57They're the elite of the Beast Clans.
20:59Making them stand around in a dump like this is practically insult.
21:02My lords, I told you.
21:05My sister is completely...
21:07Shut up, you ignorant female.
21:11Lord Duke.
21:12If this is Miss Alice's idea of an insult, then please, insult me as much as you want.
21:18Weird.
21:19Why do these parents talk so strangely?
21:23Robert is reacting.
21:25This fountain of life, it's real.
21:31Miss Alice, I have a favor to ask.
21:35Go ahead.
21:39Would you let my bro, my little brother, take a dip in the fountain of life?
21:45I promise he's clean, and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water.
21:50Fountain of life?
21:52Does he mean the fountain?
21:55Fountain of life?
21:57It's just a Beast Care Haven fountain.
21:59If the little ones like it, they can splash around anytime.
22:04Anytime?
22:05Splash around?
22:06She's allowing Robert to enter the fountain of life whenever he wants?
22:10It's fine.
22:11If the little dragon likes water, let him go.
22:18Robert, control yourself.
22:21Don't embarrass us.
22:30Quick!
22:31Out of you!
22:31Out of you!
22:33Out of you!
22:34Out of you!
22:35Out of you!
22:35Out of you!
22:35Out of you!
22:36Out of you!
22:38Did that parrot just throw the little dragon like a dart?
22:58Robert's spirit power.
23:00Really calm down.
23:02Dragon's spirit power is the hardest to soothe.
23:04If even Robert can be calmed by this spring, then this really is the fountain of life.
23:09By the Beast God.
23:11This little yard really has something only the Beast God's palace should have.
23:14Looks like he really likes the fountain.
23:16My lords!
23:17My lords!
23:18Don't let her fool you!
23:19I'm her actual sister.
23:21I know exactly what she has.
23:23A worthless F rank nobody couldn't possibly have treasures like this.
23:28They're fake.
23:30Cheap junk dressed up to look real.
23:33Dahlia, what are you talking about now?
23:38Robert!
23:41What's wrong with the little dragon?
23:42What are you talking about now?
23:43I'm a dragon.
23:45I'm a dragon.
23:46I'm a dragon.
23:47My lords!
23:48Look!
23:48The fountain of life is fake!
23:51Dragons already have fragile spirit power and now he's being corrupted!
23:56Alice, are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future?
24:01No, I didn't.
24:03It's just regular fountain water.
24:05Shut up!
24:08Shut up!
24:09Alice, you're vicious.
24:10You failed your awakening so now you're jealous of everyone else.
24:13You even used a fake fountain of life to hurt a dragon elder.
24:16You deserve everything that's coming to you.
24:18I really wasn't trying to hurt him.
24:20My lords, even though Alice is my sister, she's utterly wicked.
24:24On behalf of the rabbit clan, I cast her out.
24:26Punish her however you see fit.
24:30Everyone, Miss Alice isn't like that.
24:32There has to be a misunderstanding.
24:38Misunderstanding?
24:38What misunderstanding?
24:40The only thing I regret is trusting a double F trash female and hurting the brother I admire most!
24:47Perfect.
24:48The dragon clan is furious.
24:50Alice is dead for sure.
24:51Now you're going to pay with your life for deceiving and harming the dragon clan.
25:18Whatever it takes, keep me here.
25:21Kneel.
25:30Why are you kneeling?
25:33I'm just, just grateful.
25:36Grateful to me?
25:38You helped calm my little brother's spirit power down a lot.
25:42He told me I had to beg you to let him enroll here, no matter what.
25:46Wasn't he trying to kill me just now?
25:49How did this turn into begging me to enroll the little dragon?
25:52Dragons are the proudest clan.
25:54If he's kneeling just to enroll here, then his brother must have spoken to him telepathically.
25:59That means this really is the fountain of life.
26:02The legendary spring said to exist only in the peace gods palace.
26:07If the fountain of life is real, then everything else must be real too.
26:17Miss Alice!
26:18What is it?
26:19Can I take him over to sit under the tree for a bit?
26:22I promise.
26:22I'll just sit there.
26:23I won't do anything.
26:24Anything at all.
26:25Oh my god.
26:28A little brown bear.
26:31Who would have thought one day I'd get to pet a little bear cub whenever I want?
26:37Of course.
26:39He's from the bear clan, right?
26:41They love climbing trees.
26:43Take him over and let him play.
26:44Maybe it'll cheer him up a little.
26:46Thank you, Miss Alice.
26:49No, that's impossible.
26:51I already stole her birthright.
26:53How is she still rising?
26:57And now she's getting close to all these powerhouses.
27:01What if she figures it out?
27:04What if she realizes I'm the one who took her talent?
27:07Damn it.
27:09If I knew Alice had these kinds of tricks on her sleeve,
27:12I never would have rushed to replace my fiance.
27:20No, I can't let Alice rise above her.
27:24Johnny, the bear clan lord,
27:26was tainted by the corrupted three years ago.
27:28An S-grade female tried to soothe him,
27:30but his spirit power was so unstable it shattered her mind.
27:37Evacet's clan is the lead of your friend going to Zerg.
27:42Spirit induction crystal.
28:01Holy, that is one big bear.
28:05Why is the clan lever going berserk all of a sudden?
28:07Miss Alice, get out of the way!
28:09Huh?
28:20Look out!
28:21An S-S rank bear clan lord going berserk?
28:24Alice, you're dead meat.
28:40That's impossible!
28:42Holy crap!
28:43This little female just flipped the clan lord?
28:50Impossible!
28:51Isn't she just F-rank trash?
28:52How does she have that kind of strength?
29:04All right, fine.
29:06Back where I came from, I was a total pushover.
29:08But now, I throw him.
29:15By the beast god.
29:20Go for it!
29:40That's the bear clan lord.
29:42Unstoppable on the battlefield.
29:43Even my uncle in his prime wouldn't have taken him head on.
29:46And she just sent him flying?
29:48Bro, bro, I got you all wrong!
29:50So when you told me to kneel, you were trying to save my life, bro!
29:54I knew you had my back!
29:56The clan lord really calmed down.
29:59No.
30:00Impossible.
30:02How is she not dead?
30:04Tired yourself out, huh?
30:15Cubs really are the cutest things in the world.
30:18Adult Beastlake are just the absolute worst.
30:22I absolutely cannot let this female find out I'm not actually a cub.
30:31Aww, how are you this well behavioral?
30:34Miss Alice, are you all right?
30:38I'm fine.
30:40It's just, did I go a little too hard just now?
30:44I think probably not.
30:48I got so caught up thinking Beast Edge Cubs could handle a rock tumble,
30:51I totally forgot their guardian was standing right there!
30:55My son hit someone?
30:56No way!
30:57Maybe you should be asking what in the environment made him act out.
31:01It says processed on shared equipment with peanuts!
31:04He doesn't even have an allergy, but what if he reacts anyway?
31:08Should I use the emergency shot?
31:09I think he's a good friend.
31:10Dealing with furious guardians is scarier than facing a giant five-meter bear!
31:20Alice, you laid hands on the noble bear clan.
31:25An apology won't save you now!
31:27Alice, you really did cross a line.
31:31But if you hand this place over right now,
31:34I might speak on behalf of the lion chan and spare your life.
31:45Since when does the lion clan speak for the bear clan?
31:51Surviving the bear clan lord's strength, even by luck,
31:55means her body is stronger than I thought.
31:58And rabbit clan bloodlines are known for their compatibility.
32:01If I make her mine, my own bloodline will only grow stronger.
32:06Ivan! I'm your fiancé! How dare you!
32:11My lord, my sister dared dare to disrespect the bear clan.
32:15You can't let her get away with this!
32:18You're right. I absolutely can't let Miss Alice get away.
32:25You're finished this time.
32:28So please let me explain.
32:32Huh?
32:34Miss Alice!
32:40I finally found someone who can keep our clan lord.
32:44No, no, I mean someone who can keep our young lord in check.
32:49Please, you have to take him in.
32:51And I'm begging you, let him stay here full time.
33:02No, how is this possible?
33:05Alice is just a useless F-rank female.
33:08How could the famous bear clan be begging to get it into this rundown academy?
33:15What do you know?
33:17Lord Johnny hasn't been this calm in ages!
33:20My lords!
33:23My lords, you are the pride of the dragon and wolf clams.
33:28Surely you can see through Alice's little act.
33:31She is nothing but a useless rake female.
33:34You have to...
33:35Miss Alice, you have to at Robert first.
33:42Lord Duke?
33:43Robert barely takes up any space.
33:46Just give him a box and he'll sleep fine.
33:50Besides, I was the first one to kneel and beg you.
33:56Bullshit! I was first!
34:01You were crying. That doesn't count.
34:07For the wolf clan's prodigy, screw it.
34:23Miss Alice, look.
34:26Our cub likes you so much he's already asking you to accept him.
34:34Shameless!
34:36Thank you for the compliment.
34:38Are you all out of your minds?
34:42The dragon, wolf, and bear clans.
34:45They're all fighting for a place with her.
34:48This place must be hiding a secret.
34:58All right, stop fighting over it.
35:03Cubs!
35:04Accepted!
35:05All of them!
35:10Ding!
35:11Congratulations, host.
35:12Beginner mission two complete.
35:14Three new inscripts is accepted.
35:15Rewards.
35:16One SS rank spirit boost potion.
35:18100 tons of exotic beast meat per day.
35:21And 100 bottles of beast milk per day.
35:23Stored in system inventory.
35:27Great!
35:28At least I won't have to worry about keeping them fed anymore.
35:33Influence threshold reached.
35:36System shop unlocked.
35:37Main quest issued.
35:39Expand your influence and earn points.
35:42Beast god core.
35:4780 million points.
35:4980 million?
35:50I only have 40 points right now.
35:52Would I need 8 million cubs for this?
35:54How is that even possible?
35:58Alice, you got lucky this time.
36:01Next time, I won't let you off.
36:03If I can't take openly, I'll find another way.
36:20Finally, those annoying adult beast trick are gone.
36:23Come here, little fluff balls.
36:25Let Miss Alice snuggle you.
36:27Miss Alice, cuddles.
36:30Little bear, you can talk?
36:32That's so cute.
36:35Here, have some beast milk.
36:40Miss Alice, like you.
36:43Aw, whose little wolf is this?
36:45So well behaved.
36:51One is the bear clan's war beast from the battlefield.
36:54The other is the wolf clan's most temperamental prodigy.
36:57And now they're both acting obedient in front of an F-reague female.
37:01I didn't think regressing into cub form would dull their minds too.
37:05Right, David?
37:06Miss Alice, cuddles, like you.
37:12Oh, this little white tiger is way too sweet.
37:16This female is generous and clearly no ordinary person.
37:19Showing some good will is a rational choice.
37:22Dragons are wise, but proud.
37:24Robert will regret acting so allure.
37:26Hypocrite.
37:27A dragon would never sloop that low.
37:34Oh, the little white tiger even licked my hand.
37:40It's getting late.
37:42Time to get you all cleaned up and ready to rest.
37:48Cleaned up.
37:50Clean.
37:51A bath?
37:52Stupid tiger.
37:54Let's see how you keep pretending now.
37:56Good thing I'm a dragon.
37:58Dragons don't need baths.
38:01No, absolutely not.
38:03I've kept my innocence for 20 years.
38:05I am not giving in now.
38:08Weird.
38:09I know cats hate baths.
38:12But white tigers too?
38:14Or maybe cubs just get stressed out easily.
38:18System, open the shop.
38:21I need to redeem an item.
38:23Right away, host.
38:24Redeem the restoration serum.
38:29Stupid tiger.
38:31Let's see you keep up the act now.
38:33Good thing I'm a dragon.
38:35Dragons don't do baths.
38:43The radiant restoration serum?
38:45The legendary elixir that restores beast beak
38:48who've regressed after going berserk?
38:51But the ingredients for radiant restoration serum
38:54went extinct after the great war.
38:56Who exactly is this female?
38:59A single drop of radiant restoration serum at this contrition
39:03would fetch a fortune at auction.
39:05And she has a whole bottle?
39:17Easy there, little guy.
39:18You've got scales, not fur.
39:20You don't need a bath.
39:24Damn it!
39:25Who said dragons don't need baths?
39:29I do!
39:30I love baths!
39:38So firm.
39:41Don't move.
39:43I want a bath too!
39:51No, I can't.
39:53This female said she hates adult beast will.
40:06Huh?
40:07I swear I just felt a set of rock-hard abs.
40:11Am I so desperate for a boyfriend that I'm hallucinating?
40:14Whatever.
40:15Let's get this little guy washed up.
40:17Miss Alice, you're responsible for me now?
40:21All right, all right.
40:22I'm definitely responsible for you now.
40:26If I'd known acting cute would get me a bath
40:28and radiant restoration serum, I would've...
40:32All right, you two are up next.
40:34Bath time!
40:35Well, well, two new male guests.
40:38So she does know better.
40:39Step right in, gentlemen.
40:53That damn female!
40:55How dare she treat me like this!
40:58It's not like I wanted a bath.
41:01That so-called radiant restoration serum is probably fake anyway.
41:08That was the Bear Clan Lord's cry?
41:10I knew something was wrong with the serum.
41:15It's okay, Johnny.
41:17Baths feel good, I promise.
41:20Can you come down for me?
41:28Am I seeing this right?
41:30Johnny, the Bear Clan Lord who doesn't even flinch at battlefield wounds, is scared of a bath?
41:39Nooo!
41:40Be good.
41:42It'll be over soon.
41:48You all stay put, okay?
41:50I'm gonna grab towels and a blow-ryer.
41:56Come on, this is the legendary Radiant Restoration Serum.
42:00If my old man knew I got to bathe in something this precious,
42:03he'd throw me into the Wolf Clan Lake and scrub every bit of fluff off me for the rest of
42:07the clan to drink.
42:14Hmm, no bath? Then I'll sneak one.
42:19See that? Even the Dragon Clan's War God is sneaking over to soak in our leftover bath water.
42:26And you're acting like one drop of water would kill you?
42:39Huh. Keep talking. I'll turn you into Wolf Stew.
42:50Tom, Robert's just trying to scare you. Don't worry.
42:54David.
42:55Robert.
42:57This female can pull out god-jeer items like they're nothing.
43:01She's clearly no ordinary person.
43:05Johnny? You're really back. I thought...
43:09They say bears are simple and dragons are cunning.
43:14But I'm telling you, the honest-looking ones have the darkest hearts.
43:19He definitely recovered ages ago.
43:22He's just been pretending to be a cub to get that female's attention.
43:27What?
43:29You're-you're trying to steal my female?!
43:31She touched me all over, and she already said she's responsible for me.
43:40Hmph.
43:40Hate to break it to you, but she touched all four of us.
43:46That's different.
43:47She treated you like cubs.
43:50Like you're not a cub yourself.
43:52Weird. Did I just hear men's voices?
44:06All right. Time to get you all dried off.
44:10Remember, stay in cub form.
44:12Do not let the female figure us out.
44:19This female's hands are so warm.
44:29This feels really good.
44:33The bear clan lord really knows when to swallow his pride.
44:39Johnny's actually sacrificing himself so none of us get caught.
44:42What a legend!
44:44Damn you, Johnny! And you said you weren't trying to steal my female!
44:48It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
44:51Right. Exactly.
44:53Hmmph.
44:54Oh, Johnny, you're so good!
44:56It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
44:59Right. Exactly.
45:07System, give me my spirit boost potion.
45:22Huh, kind of sweet.
45:27But why does my head feel so... heavy?
45:46Robert.
45:48Biting the hand that feeds you isn't exactly the dragon kind's style.
46:08Rabbits are weak to begin with.
46:10And she's still just a young female.
46:12And you, stupid tiger, think you're fit to be her mate?
46:24She looks so sweet.
46:28You touch me all over.
46:31So one little taste should be fair, right?
46:44I'm going to be your mate someday anyway.
47:00I'm going to be your mate someday anyway.
47:04I hate weak rabbits.
47:08So why does this one make me want to get closer?
47:26New student of Flakefection increased.
47:29Random quest issued.
47:31Have all new students complete and record one group activity.
47:35Reward. Soothing song. Use your voice to soothe cubs and ease their minds and bodies.
47:44A group activity? Easy!
47:47Alright, little ones, let me teach you a game.
47:51Alright, little ones, follow my moves.
48:04Bitsy spider went up the water spout.
48:08Great job, David! Keep going!
48:11And washed the spider out.
48:14Out came the sun and dried up all the water spout.
48:17Tom is trying so hard, too.
48:19Bitsy, Bitsy spider went up the spout again.
48:29Wow! Robert's little son is adorable, too!
48:35Bitsy, Bitsy, Bitsy spider went up the water spout.
48:40Down came the...
48:41Johnny, you're being so good!
48:44I am the pride of the Wolf Clan!
48:46A war god who makes corrupted beasts tremble on the battlefield.
48:51A clan lord whose word is law.
48:55Doing something this girly?
48:57No one can ever find out!
49:04All done!
49:05Now I can show this to your folks when they come pick you up!
49:12What?
49:20Random quest complete.
49:22Reward delivered.
49:23Soothing song.
49:25Great job, everyone!
49:26Now let's keep going!
49:38My spirit power may not have fully recovered yet,
49:40but I'm still one of Dragon Clan's top prodigies.
49:43This tiny F-rake female thinks she can keep me under control?
49:46Watch this!
49:48Huh?
49:50Looks like our little dragon is extra eager today.
49:53Woohoo!
49:55Then I'll do it with you!
50:08Damn this female!
50:11How dare she treat me like a toy!
50:16My spirit power actually increased?
50:19How is that possible?
50:31Pick me!
50:32Pick me!
50:35Miss Alice, you said it yourself.
50:38I was the eager one.
50:42Don't worry.
50:44I'll do it with each of you later.
50:45Yes, but right now, it's time to make you all something yummy.
50:56Since it's for cubs, it has to be nutritious and easy to digest.
51:02System, redeem barbecue seasoning and kitchen tools.
51:12Time to give this world a taste of modern cooking.
51:39the female I've got my eye on really is something special her spirit power may
51:44only be f-rank but she did put my body into all sorts of positions so I suppose I could
51:52ruckluckly become her mate Robert you're trying to steal my female too enough stop arguing whatever
52:02this female is preparing is probably cub food but our spirit power is unstable right now if we eat
52:09unprocessed food we could go berserk contact our clans immediately and have them send suitable food
52:16over you must be starving look what I made for you babies special baby food
52:33smells so good oops forgot the utensils
52:46let me go I need to eat
52:50don't move can't you smell it that aroma is even richer than anything served at an imperial banquet
52:59coming coming are the cubs folks coming to check on them
53:16what are you doing here
53:18you
53:20you
53:20You
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