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00:01:27you know goldfish have only a three second memory that means if it takes
00:01:32three seconds to swim around the bowl everything is new each time two goldfish
00:01:37meet it's like it's the first time it's just like humans really each time we
00:01:42fall in love it's as if we're doing it for the first time some kind of chemical
00:01:47reaction kicks in and wipes out all the memories of how painful the last
00:01:50heartbreak was and we think wow this is great this is new this is different like
00:01:58women forgetting the pain of childbirth lovely so we never change or learn or
00:02:03grow we simply go round and round repeating the same mistakes until we die
00:02:07what's the point love what is love I brought you a present
00:02:15hmm sorry Rilke's poems yes in German yes with facing translation thanks here
00:02:27look at page 23 again and again again and again even knowing the landscape of love
00:02:35and the little church out there with its sorrowing names and the hauntingly silent
00:02:40abyss into which the others dissent no I think more something like um
00:02:47champion no
00:02:51cuckoo
00:02:53holy mother of god I'm so sorry I'm sorry
00:02:56yep look you're fine
00:03:04sorry
00:03:08typical
00:03:08typical
00:03:21surprise surprise is raining on sir patrick's day
00:03:23um
00:03:29that looks quite interesting
00:03:32hi I'm anti power from the nine o'clock news
00:03:34yeah I recognize you I was wondering if you'd like to come over and uh and tell
00:03:38us what this is all about sure
00:03:42um so why are you here well there's ample evidence to support the fact that
00:03:46patrick was north african and that many of his beliefs reflected the teachings of
00:03:51ancient egyptian religion the catholic church of course has simply used patrick as
00:03:59propaganda to squelch out the indigenous religions of the day
00:04:03that's very interesting
00:04:04yeah they did the same thing to jesus
00:04:06right
00:04:08I'd love to hear more about this
00:04:11maybe you could give me a ring sometime
00:04:14oh okay
00:04:17cheers
00:04:29she's the new semiotics professor
00:04:32she's nice isn't you
00:04:36not my type
00:04:37what over 30
00:04:39yeah
00:04:42you're gonna have to watch yourself on these young ones
00:04:45why
00:04:48apparently one of your um
00:04:49recent conquests went off and cried to mommy and they filed a report
00:04:55that's ridiculous
00:04:57getting your heart broken is as much a part of first love as moonlight and roses
00:05:02god save us from irish mammies
00:05:04well you might choose to believe that but the dean
00:05:06look
00:05:07I love these girls
00:05:08each and every one of them
00:05:09and my actions are dictated only by love
00:05:12I provide them with a safe place to blossom and when they want to they can move on
00:05:15that's very noble
00:05:17I like to think so
00:05:20no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:30no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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00:05:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:05:48We walk out together under the ancient trees
00:05:51Lie down again and again amongst the flowers
00:05:55Face to face with the heavens
00:06:04All right, I'll breathe again
00:06:06Be sure to read the sorrows of young Berger for next week
00:06:18You wanted to see me
00:06:21Ah, yes. Yes, Isolde
00:06:23That was a brilliant essay
00:06:25Oh
00:06:25Really insightful
00:06:27Oh, thanks
00:06:27I especially liked your view on the notion of half-in-love that Keats talks about
00:06:31Because, of course, you've hit on his very weakness
00:06:34And being half-in-love is like being half-pregnant, isn't it?
00:06:37Yes, that's what I think
00:06:39I mean, you either are in love
00:06:43Or you aren't
00:06:45Yes
00:06:51Are you walking out?
00:06:52Yes
00:06:54Of course
00:06:56There's a difference between love and attraction
00:06:58Oh, yes, of course
00:07:00Even though attraction sometimes feels like love
00:07:04It's a funny old business, isn't it?
00:07:06Yeah, sometimes
00:07:09For sake
00:07:10I don't
00:07:11I just know I do sometimes, eh?
00:07:13Anyway, it's not important
00:07:15I don't care
00:07:19I don't care
00:07:23It'll be nice, I can't imagine, though
00:07:27Okay
00:07:28That's it, I can tell you
00:07:30Okay
00:07:33You speak German?
00:07:34A bit
00:07:34Ah, yes, you see, I thought you understood that gave the quote
00:07:37Is that a test?
00:07:38No
00:07:38No, no, no, no
00:07:40Just an in-joke
00:07:41An intimate joke
00:07:55Hiya, hand delivery to the signatory only
00:07:58Sorry, could you hold on, I'll call you back
00:07:59No, no, no
00:08:01You see, it starts with a toothbrush
00:08:03And the next thing we're fighting over the laundry
00:08:05Now, if you want true love and commitment
00:08:07Get a puppy
00:08:15Oh, for fuck's sake
00:08:18Oh, for fuck's sake
00:08:32Sure
00:08:33Sure
00:08:33Could you, um
00:08:35Whisper to me in German?
00:08:38Whisper to me?
00:08:39Yeah
00:08:39Yeah
00:08:40I just adore whisper German
00:08:43Could you?
00:08:45Oh, what should I say?
00:08:46Oh, anything
00:08:48Just tell me something you like
00:08:51Please?
00:09:15Okay
00:09:15Hello, hi, is that Redburn?
00:09:16Yeah
00:09:17Hi, this is, um, Bozo
00:09:19You locked your book to mine
00:09:21It's easy knowing you don't make a fucking living on a bike
00:09:23Well, I get off work at six, so
00:09:25Okay
00:09:27I'll see you then
00:09:28At the bike
00:09:29Okay, alright
00:09:29I'll see you then
00:09:30Okay, bye
00:09:32Fucking idiot
00:09:40Tara
00:09:41Oh my god, what was I thinking of?
00:09:44I completely forgot
00:09:45How long have you been here?
00:09:46I am so sorry
00:09:47Come in, come in
00:09:51So why did you say you were delayed?
00:09:53Oh
00:09:54Had to have a little chat with one of the students
00:09:56Which student?
00:09:57You wouldn't know her
00:09:58What's her name?
00:10:01Isold
00:10:02Lovely
00:10:05So
00:10:06Good kisser?
00:10:08What are you talking about?
00:10:10You're a crap liar
00:10:11You're a crap liar
00:10:11I saw you, Tom
00:10:12And you know
00:10:13I don't even care about you being with other women
00:10:15Or lying about it
00:10:17But you're pathetic
00:10:19And one day soon
00:10:19You're gonna end up a sad, lonely, old man
00:10:22With a guilty conscience
00:10:24Goodbye
00:10:40Goodbye
00:10:41You again?
00:10:42Have you got something against me?
00:10:44I'm so sorry
00:10:44I'm actually
00:10:45I can't believe it's
00:10:46I don't know
00:10:47Idiot
00:10:48You're alright
00:10:49Would you mind unlocking it now, though?
00:10:52Oh, Jesus, yeah
00:10:52Of course
00:10:53Sorry
00:10:58Listen, thanks
00:10:59Listen, erm
00:11:01I want to give you something
00:11:02For the wages that you lost
00:11:03Oh
00:11:04Don't be silly
00:11:05You could just buy me a drink sometime
00:11:07You alright?
00:11:08Great
00:11:10See ya
00:11:10See ya
00:11:24See ya
00:11:25Hello, Angie
00:11:27It's Clara
00:11:28Hello, Clara
00:11:31No, of course I remember you
00:11:33Yes, yes
00:11:34What?
00:11:36I'd love to
00:11:37What about Thursday night?
00:11:40Perfect
00:11:40You know, erm
00:11:41Miss Julie's
00:11:43Harcourt Street
00:11:437 o'clock
00:11:46Perfect
00:11:46Fantastic
00:11:47I'll see you then
00:11:48Okay, bye
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:51Yes!
00:12:20Hi
00:12:20Hello
00:12:22I'm so sorry, Milade
00:12:23I've got a hell of a work
00:12:23No problem, how are you doing?
00:12:25I'm good, I'm good, how are you?
00:12:26I'm great
00:12:27Would you like a drink?
00:12:28I'd love one
00:12:29Excellent
00:12:30Love
00:12:31I mean, what is love?
00:12:33By the way
00:12:34I brought you a little something
00:12:35Oh, thank you
00:12:39Oh, wow
00:12:41Wilkes Bowens
00:12:43In the original German
00:12:45Yes, with facing translation
00:12:48I was hoping you might whisper one to me later
00:12:53Why don't you look at page 23?
00:12:55Oh
00:12:55Again and again
00:12:58Again and again
00:13:01Even knowing
00:13:01You know, the usual
00:13:03Got my heart broken in 17 places
00:13:05But, er
00:13:07Well, I learnt a lot
00:13:09And you?
00:13:10Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:12Erm
00:13:13Not really
00:13:15A girlfriend?
00:13:16No
00:13:17Sorry, I just
00:13:18You know, I didn't want to presume that you're straight
00:13:21I mean, if you're not, it doesn't matter
00:13:24Are you?
00:13:25Erm
00:13:25I don't know
00:13:28Well, my best friend and I used to practice kissing on each other when we were 13
00:13:32But, erm
00:13:33That doesn't really count, does it?
00:13:36Well, it depends
00:13:38Did you enjoy it?
00:13:39I suppose
00:13:41Erm
00:13:41Jesus
00:13:43I hadn't thought about this until now
00:13:45But, er
00:13:46I suppose
00:13:47We
00:13:49Did it more than once
00:13:50So
00:13:51Erm
00:13:55Would you like another drink?
00:13:56Oh, yes, please
00:14:04Would you like another drink?
00:14:21Oh, yes, please
00:14:21Thank you
00:14:22Thank you
00:14:22Thank you
00:14:23Thank you
00:15:03You sure you've never slept with a woman before?
00:15:07I guess I'm just a natural
00:15:12Rosie?
00:15:13Coo-coo
00:15:18Hello
00:15:20Nice niggers
00:15:22Do you like them?
00:15:24Sure
00:15:25Are they new?
00:15:28I got them for you
00:15:30Thanks, but I don't think they'd suit me
00:15:33You know what I mean
00:15:36Do you want a beer?
00:15:57Oh my god, he can't be more than 12
00:16:00Why do you feel old?
00:16:02So do I
00:16:04Do you want me to stop?
00:16:17I had a great time
00:16:18Me too
00:16:18See you tonight?
00:16:20Can't wait
00:16:34Good morning, Eddie
00:16:35Good morning
00:16:36Morning
00:16:44You are a divine creature
00:16:46No, no, no, seriously
00:16:48Seriously
00:16:52I love everything about you
00:16:54I love the way you talk
00:16:57The way you move
00:17:01The way that lock of hair falls down over your eye
00:17:06I'm crazy about you, Isolt
00:17:09I love your name
00:17:12I love your name
00:17:14I love you
00:17:18I thought we were just gonna have some fun
00:17:21But we are having fun
00:17:24Aren't we?
00:17:29Let's just keep it light, okay?
00:17:31I mean, I just got out of it
00:17:34Heavy relationship
00:17:34I don't wanna get back into one
00:17:37Of course, of course
00:17:40Sorry
00:17:40Don't be sorry
00:17:42Well, I'll go get dressed
00:17:46Right
00:17:46Right
00:17:55So what's today's disaster then?
00:17:58Sheila Devine?
00:17:59You know, the wife of that ditty?
00:18:01Oh, you're a man that had the affair with the woman from the newspaper?
00:18:04Only for 17 years
00:18:06Jesus
00:18:08Mrs. Devine, how could you not know that she was deceiving you?
00:18:11Who?
00:18:12Sorry?
00:18:12Who was deceiving me?
00:18:14Your husband
00:18:15Oh, no, no
00:18:17No, I had no idea
00:18:19No idea
00:18:19Did you never suspect that she was lying to you?
00:18:22Sorry, who?
00:18:23Your husband
00:18:24It sounded like you said she
00:18:27She?
00:18:27Yes, she was lying to you
00:18:29Who?
00:18:30That's what I mean
00:18:48Hi
00:18:49Hello
00:18:51A little light reading?
00:18:53Research
00:18:54Sure
00:18:55What are you working on?
00:18:56You don't wanna know
00:18:58No, really?
00:19:00Oh, it's just paper and quantum physics and Stone Age architecture
00:19:04You know, spirals and algorithms and all that
00:19:07Ah
00:19:10You doing research?
00:19:13Yes
00:19:13Yes, I'm, uh
00:19:15I'm, uh
00:19:16There's, uh, this paper, it's sort of, um
00:19:18Ready to go?
00:19:20Yeah, yeah
00:19:22See ya
00:19:23Bye
00:19:30Oh, look
00:19:35Don't you ever want kids?
00:19:37Jesus Christ, I'm 22, give us a chance
00:19:39Oh, stop it, would you just sit down?
00:19:42Sorry
00:19:47Hiya, box of matches, please
00:19:49Box of matches
00:19:50Bozo?
00:19:52How's it going?
00:19:53Hiya, um
00:19:54Red
00:19:55Yeah
00:19:56Listen, drinks all around
00:19:59Well, here and here anyway
00:20:01What are you having?
00:20:03Um, well, I, I
00:20:04I have to, um
00:20:07I owe you a drink, so
00:20:08That's true, you do
00:20:09We'll have a tequila, thanks
00:20:10I have tequila and I'll have a pint, please
00:20:13Oh, great
00:20:14I'm just in the mood to have a beer spilled to me
00:20:18Oh, when the saints
00:20:20Go on the piss
00:20:22Oh, when the saints
00:20:23Go on the piss
00:20:25I wanna be
00:20:26Absolutely
00:20:28Please
00:20:28Oh, when the saints
00:20:30Go on the piss
00:20:32Go on the piss
00:20:33Oh, when the sa-
00:20:35Shhh
00:20:37This is it
00:20:38Right
00:20:40I mean, I'd ask you up, but, uh
00:20:42Girlfriend
00:20:43Yeah
00:20:50Come back to my place
00:20:52I can't
00:20:53Why not?
00:20:54I have a girlfriend and
00:20:55Yeah, so you keep saying
00:20:57I'm not gay
00:20:59Of course you're not
00:21:05I think I love you
00:21:06I think I love you
00:21:17I'm sorry
00:21:19Should I not have said that?
00:21:25I don't like using words like love
00:21:28Why not?
00:21:31I love you really means do you love me?
00:21:34And I own you and...
00:21:36All that crap
00:21:38That's not true
00:21:40You know, I...
00:21:42I don't expect you to love me back
00:21:45It'd be nice
00:21:48But...
00:21:52I really like you, Angie
00:21:58Well, I really like you too
00:22:07Where are you going?
00:22:10To the loo
00:22:12Oh...
00:22:14Sorry
00:22:41I'd love us to spend some...
00:22:43Some real time together
00:22:45I'm seeing someone else, you know
00:22:48Oh, yeah?
00:22:49Yeah
00:22:49A woman
00:22:53Cool
00:22:53You don't have a problem with that?
00:22:55Why should I have a problem if you're bisexual?
00:22:57Who said anything about bisexual?
00:22:59Maybe I've turned lesbian
00:23:04Have you?
00:23:05Would you have a problem with that?
00:23:07No way, babe
00:23:08I believe in freedom in every possible way
00:23:11You're beautiful
00:23:12Of course everyone's gonna want you
00:23:13I can appreciate that
00:23:14So you'd be cool about me seeing her
00:23:16and you
00:23:17at the same time?
00:23:19Yeah
00:23:20Sure, babe
00:23:21Why should we be limited to some antiquated bourgeois concept of monogamy?
00:23:25If you're attracted to someone
00:23:26there's a reason for it
00:23:27and you owe it to yourself
00:23:28to find out what that reason is
00:23:29Everyone in our lives is sent to us
00:23:31to teach us something
00:23:32It's part of our karma from our past lives
00:23:34So if the gods see fit to send you someone
00:23:36Who are you to question their judgement?
00:23:37You just have to say yes to life
00:23:39Yes to love
00:23:40Yes to pleasure
00:23:41You just have to say yes, yes, yes
00:23:42Let me smell it
00:23:43Let me taste it
00:23:44Let me feel it
00:23:46I might die tomorrow
00:23:47Give it all to me now
00:23:48Do you know what I mean?
00:23:50Yes
00:23:53Hi, it's Izzolt
00:23:54Leave a message and I'll call you back
00:23:56Just my nickname Izzolt
00:23:58Yeah, it's me again
00:23:59Look, I'm sorry to leave so many messages
00:24:01It's just, er
00:24:02Look, I was worried about you, okay?
00:24:04I hope you're all right
00:24:05Well, you're left without a note or anything
00:24:07So, er
00:24:08Listen, er, give us a ring sometime
00:24:10And, er, I'm sorry to be rambling on
00:24:14I'm at home and I'd love to see you, okay?
00:24:17Er, bye
00:24:18What?
00:24:21You're a terrible man
00:24:24Cuckoo
00:24:26Sorry, I have to go
00:24:35Hi, it's Clara
00:24:36Hi Clara
00:24:37Yeah, Tom here
00:24:38Just wanted to see how you are
00:24:44I wanna go dancing
00:24:47We can dance right here
00:24:52Okay
00:24:53So you wanna go out dancing?
00:24:56You never get bored just hanging around
00:24:58You wanna go dancing?
00:24:59I wanna go dancing
00:25:00Okay
00:25:02So let's go dancing
00:25:03Good
00:25:05Fine
00:25:09You know, Rosie
00:25:10You don't get a medal for the amount of time you're sticking with the fella
00:25:13I know, I know
00:25:15I mean, every second you're unhappy is a waste of time
00:25:18And that's a sin
00:25:20Oh God, look, let's get another drink
00:25:21Okay, now you're talking
00:25:23Hello, lovely ladies
00:25:25How would you like a little libation?
00:25:27I'll go for a glass of champagne
00:25:28Wouldn't you, Rosie?
00:25:30Yeah
00:25:30Yeah, we'll have two cour royales, mister
00:25:33A royal nectar for a royal highness
00:25:36Christ, Helen, we'll be lumbered with him or not
00:25:38And we'll catch a drink off
00:25:45Give me two cour royales for those two wagons in the window
00:25:48One of those two wagons is my girlfriend
00:25:51Ah, well
00:25:53My condolences, you can buy her the drink, so
00:25:57Hang on, what's this?
00:25:59Ha-ha
00:26:00Guess you'll just have to spend the night with me with no man
00:26:03Gee, you beggar
00:26:04Sorry about the phone, it must have got cut off
00:26:07What are you doing here?
00:26:09What time do you finish?
00:26:10I can't, my girlfriend is here
00:26:12Here?
00:26:13Where?
00:26:13Which one is she?
00:26:15She's over there
00:26:18Lovely
00:26:18Maybe
00:26:19I wouldn't have thought you'd be the dolly board type
00:26:21Or the other one
00:26:26You know, you could do better
00:26:27Do you want to order something?
00:26:30Yeah, out of a beer, thanks
00:26:32What time do you say you finish?
00:26:33I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
00:26:38you, I love you, I love you
00:26:38Huh? How did it look?
00:26:40I look fucking dreadful
00:26:41How come?
00:26:42I mean, you look red and gold and gold
00:26:44Aaron, how's it going?
00:26:45Ah, Conzo, how you doing?
00:26:46Conzo, this is Angie
00:26:47Oh, hi Angie, cool. Clara's told me a lot about ya
00:26:51Oh really?
00:26:52Yeah, she's some chick, wah
00:26:55What?
00:26:56Uh, Conzo, uh, I don't mean to be rude or anything but uh
00:26:59We're kind of in the middle of something so
00:27:01Do you mind leaving us?
00:27:02Ah, sure babe.
00:27:02I'll get you.
00:27:03Lovely to meet you.
00:27:04I'll see you again.
00:27:10Who is that?
00:27:11Just a guy from college.
00:27:13You told him a lot about me?
00:27:15No.
00:27:16How?
00:27:17He's just being obnoxious.
00:27:18Now that's a word, alright, arrogant little prick.
00:27:20I love this song.
00:27:22Dance with me.
00:27:31I love you.
00:27:36I treat you kindly.
00:27:44I treat you a kind of dream
00:27:48I love you
00:28:12Howdy, where are you going?
00:28:13I'm leaving
00:28:14Can I come with you?
00:28:15You can do what you like
00:28:16Well, I'll just get myself
00:28:17What, you mean say goodnight to him?
00:28:18No
00:28:19I'll be outside
00:28:25Hi
00:28:26It'll be a minute, my friend's just coming
00:28:27Oh, well, now it's a busy old night
00:28:30Look, turn on the meter if you like
00:28:31She'll be right here
00:28:32Yeah, she better be
00:28:33Cos if that's one thing I fucking hate, it's wait
00:28:39Hey
00:28:41Are you your one off the telly?
00:28:43Listen, why don't you guys go ahead?
00:28:44I'll catch up with you
00:28:45Ah, no, shall we wait?
00:28:46There's only another ten minutes
00:28:47The boss says I have to work late
00:28:49But you're closing
00:28:50What does he want you to do?
00:28:52There's a big clean up in the storeroom tonight
00:28:56Poor thing
00:28:56Oh, look
00:28:57I'm not that pushed about going out anyway
00:28:59I mean
00:29:00I don't mind waiting
00:29:01Do you, Helen?
00:29:02No?
00:29:04So we can get pissed these years in there, Vanna
00:29:06But this place is crap!
00:29:10David, are you alright?
00:29:11Of course I'm alright
00:29:12Just sweating
00:29:13Fine, I'm fine
00:29:15Time of the month
00:29:16He's having a hot flush
00:29:17I dug in
00:29:20Not tonight
00:29:22Well, how about Thursday night then?
00:29:28You're okay
00:29:31See you later
00:29:33Pozo
00:29:40He's nice
00:29:48Are you coming to my place?
00:29:50Am I allowed?
00:29:51If you want
00:29:52What's wrong, Angie?
00:29:53I don't enjoy being made a fool of
00:29:54What?
00:29:55What do you mean?
00:29:56I mean your friend
00:29:57Konzo
00:29:58Whatever
00:29:58What about him?
00:30:00Is there something going on between you two?
00:30:02Not really
00:30:04Not really?
00:30:06Christ
00:30:07What?
00:30:08I don't see what the problem is
00:30:09You and I didn't swear to be monogamous
00:30:11That's a separate issue
00:30:12I don't enjoy being humiliated
00:30:14You wouldn't
00:30:15You are jealous
00:30:16Jesus, I haven't even got to jealous yet
00:30:18I'm still trying to get to the basic truth
00:30:21Are you seeing him as well as me?
00:30:23Maybe
00:30:24Would you mind if I did?
00:30:28Honestly, yes, I would
00:30:29Why?
00:30:30There's no competition
00:30:31Oh, I'm sure it's a very enlightened idea, Clara
00:30:34But my stomach just turns at the thought of it
00:30:35I'm only expressing my bisexuality
00:30:40Do you really want to lock me into a monogamous relationship?
00:30:43I don't want to lock you into anything
00:30:45If you're unfulfilled by being with me, then
00:30:47You shouldn't be with me
00:30:49Then maybe I shouldn't be with you
00:30:55Is that what you want?
00:30:57Angie
00:30:59I can't change the way I am
00:31:02I wouldn't want you to
00:31:04Angie
00:31:07I do love you
00:31:10I thought you said that word was forbidden
00:31:12Nothing is forbidden
00:31:13That's my point
00:31:18Oh, Clara
00:31:20I'm sorry
00:31:23I'm sorry too
00:31:32Do you want a lift, pet?
00:31:50I've just been thinking
00:31:51Tom!
00:31:51Hi, Tom!
00:31:52What are you doing here?
00:31:52What are you doing here?
00:31:54You little deceptive little ferret
00:31:56Take it easy, Tom
00:31:57He's twisted out of his head
00:31:58You miserable little...
00:31:59What's wrong?
00:31:59Why him?
00:32:00Tom, if I'm gonna have to drink after class
00:32:02It's none of your business
00:32:03Oh, so that's it
00:32:04What we had meant nothing to you
00:32:06You are a cruel woman
00:32:07Come on, Tom, can't they?
00:32:08Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:32:08Tom, die
00:32:08Jesus, Tom!
00:32:10Ow!
00:32:12Oh, my God!
00:32:13Oh, my God!
00:32:16Oh, God
00:32:18Come on
00:32:19Come on, come on, you cowards
00:32:20Come on, I'll take on the two of you
00:32:21What, are you afraid?
00:32:23Come on
00:32:23Come on
00:32:24Come on, you big girl's blows
00:32:25Come on
00:32:27I'm side by us
00:32:28Yeah
00:32:52Angie, what's wrong?
00:32:55It's Butch
00:32:58We'll be right over
00:33:02I'm sorry
00:33:03Oh, you poor teen
00:33:11Do you want me to, uh...
00:33:15Do you want me to, uh...
00:33:37No...
00:33:41I just don't want Fem to be lonely
00:33:46She must be so upset
00:33:47Oh, she'll be okay
00:33:50Look
00:33:51Tomorrow morning
00:33:52We'll go to the pet shop, yeah?
00:33:57Are you out tonight?
00:33:59With Clara
00:34:02And
00:34:02How's it going?
00:34:08What happened?
00:34:09It's over
00:34:10Oh, why?
00:34:12What happened?
00:34:14She's seen her stupid guy as well as me
00:34:19She says she's bisexual
00:34:22Or in everybody else
00:34:24Don't you start
00:34:26Well...
00:34:27Ten percent of people are gay
00:34:29Ten percent are straight
00:34:30And everybody else is...
00:34:32Boy, that's my tea
00:34:33Well I'm sick of berries
00:34:35Do you want some tequila?
00:34:37Sure
00:34:46No more
00:34:46Hi, Clara, you have a Tom here
00:34:47Listen, just wanted to see you
00:34:54I'm through with women
00:34:55Men aren't any easier
00:34:56Women are so complicated
00:34:58Yeah, and men are so fucking simple
00:35:01Imagine two women having PMT at the same time
00:35:04Imagine two men who are equally selfish
00:35:08Women are so sensitive
00:35:10And every day it's something different
00:35:12Right when you think you've got a handle on it
00:35:13Something else happens
00:35:14And you're right back to square one
00:35:16Well, at least it's better than being with someone
00:35:18Who's incapable of showing their feelings
00:35:20And who just cares only about themselves
00:35:22Yeah, but women have so many feelings, you know
00:35:24And all they want to do is express them
00:35:26The only feelings men express are hunger and lusts
00:35:32I'd love that
00:35:33I'd love your problems
00:35:34To men
00:35:35To women
00:35:47I don't think I'll ever find true love
00:35:53No, it's definitely not true
00:35:59Oh, Brad, why can't I just be attracted to you?
00:36:03I mean, life would be so much easier
00:36:07You're my best friend
00:36:10You understand me?
00:36:13And you're gorgeous looking
00:36:15Well, if I had to be attracted to anyone
00:36:19I'd be attracted to you
00:36:34You're so excited as I can hear you
00:36:39I just need to be attracted to you
00:36:40And you're so sorry
00:36:40It's kind of I'm surprised
00:36:41I need to be attracted to you
00:36:42You're being attracted to you
00:36:46And I'm confident
00:36:49You're doing so
00:36:58Rosie.
00:37:01Who did you think it was, David?
00:37:03You, Rosie. You.
00:37:41Mind if I join you?
00:37:43Oh, you must be on your own.
00:37:46Yeah, I am. Why?
00:37:47Because if you were with your fancy lesbian lover, you wouldn't be speaking to me.
00:37:51Konzo, that's not true.
00:37:52It is fucking true.
00:37:54I thought you were cool.
00:37:55I am cool.
00:37:56I'm cool about you and whatever you want to do in bed, but I'm not cool about being treated like
00:37:59shit.
00:38:00I'm out of here.
00:38:17You wanted to see me.
00:38:21Lucy, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay on Shelley's love is death metaphor.
00:38:26Thanks.
00:38:27Are you walking out?
00:38:29Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
00:38:31Right.
00:38:32Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
00:38:34Are you propositioning me?
00:38:36No. No, of course not.
00:38:38Because if you are, I just want to say I think you're a really nice guy, but, well, I don't
00:38:43really go for older men.
00:38:47Sorry.
00:38:48No, no, no. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay.
00:38:52Thanks.
00:38:53Right.
00:38:55Right.
00:39:06There you go.
00:39:07Oh, thank you, Red. You have saved my day.
00:39:09It's in my nature.
00:39:11You know, you're more than welcome to stay if you want.
00:39:13Oh, thanks.
00:39:13The idea of dining with six lesbians is tantalizing, but, uh, who's coming anyway?
00:39:19Oh, there's Felicity and Sophie.
00:39:20Oh, I thought they split up.
00:39:22Oh, they had.
00:39:23But, you know, they're still fans.
00:39:24Of course they are.
00:39:26And, uh, Felicity's bringing her new girlfriend, Sinead,
00:39:28who actually used to be Sophie's girlfriend before she met Felicity.
00:39:31Oh.
00:39:32I know. It's very intricate.
00:39:34Oh, and there's Emma and Jane.
00:39:35Are they still together?
00:39:36Oh, still breaking up.
00:39:39Of course.
00:39:40Emma and Felicity were lovers years and years ago.
00:39:42Oh, so is there going to be anyone at the table who isn't somebody's ex?
00:39:45Oh, well, uh, Sinead's bringing her friend Kate, who I haven't met before.
00:39:50Of course, she's Karen Reynolds' ex.
00:39:52Well, if Kate was Karen's ex and Karen is Suzanne's ex, then, uh, Kate must be your ex's, ex's ex.
00:39:59So, you two have got to sleep together, you know, complete the circle.
00:40:03Oh, no, no, no.
00:40:04I am through with love.
00:40:06I'm going to buy myself a puppy, settle down as a happy single person
00:40:10and quit wasting my time kissing a bunch of frogs.
00:40:12That is a good plan.
00:40:14Listen, have a good time.
00:40:16What are you up to tonight?
00:40:18I'm meeting Prince Charming.
00:40:21Ooh!
00:40:27Take care, Kate. See you later. Bye-bye.
00:40:30Bye-bye.
00:40:31Bye-bye.
00:40:32Yeah, next time, just don't know what I'm going to do.
00:40:34Yes, good night.
00:40:35Yes, good night.
00:40:35Yes, good night.
00:40:37Oh, Kate.
00:40:43Some more wine?
00:40:45Why not?
00:40:53It's a lunch.
00:41:16It's a lunch.
00:41:55I'm so sorry, Rose.
00:41:57OK, look.
00:41:59I deserve that.
00:42:00You deserve far worse than that, David.
00:42:02Please, please, just try and understand.
00:42:05I've been in hell.
00:42:06Oh, no, David, no.
00:42:09I'm sorry, but this is not the time to be looking for sympathy.
00:42:12You can look for that from your fucking boyfriend.
00:42:19I'll keep the flat.
00:42:20You move out.
00:42:22OK, if that's what you want.
00:42:24If that's what I want.
00:42:26Like, any of this is what I want.
00:42:30Like, what I wanted was to be dumped for a man.
00:42:33Rosie, that's not what's happening.
00:42:35I want you gone by the time I get home.
00:42:36I don't have anywhere to go.
00:42:39Frankly, David, I don't give a shit.
00:42:58Oh, hi.
00:43:01Iselt.
00:43:02Hi.
00:43:04Ah, Clara.
00:43:05Clara.
00:43:07How are you doing?
00:43:08I'm grand.
00:43:10And yourself?
00:43:11Good, thanks.
00:43:13Well, see you around.
00:43:15OK, bye.
00:43:24Hey, Rose.
00:43:26Hey.
00:43:28How's it going?
00:43:29Good.
00:43:31What are you going on holidays?
00:43:34No, I told Rosie about us.
00:43:37She kicked me out.
00:43:37Oh, shit.
00:43:39Listen, I was just wondering.
00:43:40Do you think I could maybe leave my stuff with you for a little while while I go and look
00:43:44at a flat?
00:43:46Oh, yeah.
00:43:47Yeah, no problem.
00:43:47Look.
00:43:48Come on in.
00:43:49Look, you can leave it in here.
00:43:54It's out in the corner there.
00:43:57Are you all right?
00:43:59Do you want a drink?
00:44:00Come and see you?
00:44:00No, thanks.
00:44:01Look, I just head off.
00:44:03It shouldn't take long.
00:44:04All right.
00:44:06Listen.
00:44:07Thanks, all right?
00:44:08It's OK.
00:44:19Look, fuck it.
00:44:20Why don't you stay here tonight?
00:44:22No, I can't, Dad.
00:44:23Yeah, look.
00:44:23I have the day off.
00:44:25It's a nice, cozy, warm bed down there.
00:44:27Right, and a three-day-old Indian in the fridge.
00:44:30All right, well, in that case.
00:44:32Yeah, come on.
00:44:34OK, but just for tonight, all right?
00:44:36Well, fuck it.
00:44:37It's only one night.
00:44:41And further on, a room of Grecian girls, the first and tallest, her white kerchief waving,
00:44:46were strung together like a row of pearls, leaped hand in hand, and dancing, each two having
00:44:52down her white neck, long floating auburn curls, the least of which would set ten poets
00:44:56raving.
00:44:57Their leader sang and bounded to her song with choral step and voice, the virgin throng.
00:45:02All these romantics go on about is love, love, love.
00:45:05Well, you know what?
00:45:05They were lucky.
00:45:06They all died young.
00:45:07In poetically tragic circumstances, of course.
00:45:10They had it easy.
00:45:11They didn't have to suffer through the shit like the rest of us.
00:45:13Life is great when you're dead by 30.
00:45:19What would you all know?
00:45:25So you've been working here for four years?
00:45:27Five now, actually.
00:45:29Almost.
00:45:30Look at her pretty flower, Mommy.
00:45:32Isn't she gorgeous?
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35Do anyone want to have kids?
00:45:38No.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41I do.
00:45:42One day.
00:45:44What about you?
00:45:46I would.
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:53Is that his real name?
00:45:56It is.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:45:58Yeah.
00:46:26I don't think I was going to let this pass without a celebration.
00:46:28Did you?
00:46:31Oh, my goodness.
00:46:34I need it.
00:46:42Let's go.
00:47:05Perfect. You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains.
00:47:09Right. And you can do the night feeds.
00:47:12With pleasure.
00:47:18Hi again, Isolde.
00:47:21Hi.
00:47:23Clara.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28I'm very sorry, but how do we know each other?
00:47:32Well, you know Tom Lawless?
00:47:33Yes. He was cheating on me with you.
00:47:36Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
00:47:39No, please. I'm sorry for you.
00:47:41I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:42You're not seeing him anymore then?
00:47:44Jesus, I was never seeing him.
00:47:46I mean, it was a mistaken fling that he took too seriously.
00:47:50Oh God.
00:47:51What a prat.
00:47:53I mean, no offence.
00:47:54You're not offending me.
00:47:55Did he pull the real cash spiel on you?
00:47:58Oh, yeah.
00:48:00Did he do the goldfish speech on you?
00:48:02Yes.
00:48:04Oh, crazy.
00:48:17Are you all right?
00:48:25Are you all right?
00:48:27You know, the only person who'd care if I did myself in right now would be my mother.
00:48:31And she'd only be troubled by the inconvenience.
00:48:34That's not true.
00:48:36You don't know my mother?
00:48:37No.
00:48:38I would care.
00:48:45Thanks.
00:48:46That's very kind of you to say so.
00:49:02Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:04It wasn't high enough to kill you anyway.
00:49:06I might have fractured my wrist.
00:49:09Or scraped my knee.
00:49:11Excuse me.
00:49:12Would you get your man over there, whatever he's having?
00:49:15Thanks.
00:49:16Oh, Helen, what are you at now?
00:49:17It's only a bit of fun.
00:49:19We both know the only cure for heartache is a good ride.
00:49:22Sir, can you have another drink coming?
00:49:24It's coming for me.
00:49:25There's two ladies right over there.
00:49:26It's all right.
00:49:28Not really my type.
00:49:29Well, Rosie, your type is at this moment having sex with a man.
00:49:32I'm trying to expand your range here.
00:49:37Oh, she's coming over.
00:49:41Hi, sorry.
00:49:42I don't mean to intrude.
00:49:43I just wanted to thank you for the drink.
00:49:45You're welcome.
00:49:46Would you like to join us?
00:49:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:52Okay, yeah, I'll, um...
00:49:56I'll just get my drink.
00:50:02I'm in clean and clean.
00:50:04Oh, my God.
00:50:06You speak German?
00:50:08A bit.
00:50:11Read some more.
00:50:13Please.
00:50:15Rilke.
00:50:16I mean, you could at least choose Schiller.
00:50:18I can't believe you speak German.
00:50:20What's this?
00:50:22What?
00:50:23Tom Lawless.
00:50:24That's you.
00:50:24Oh, no, give that to me.
00:50:26No.
00:50:27I'd really like to see it.
00:50:28No, no, please just give it to me.
00:50:29It's the least you can do after I saved your life.
00:50:40Look, I was a kid when I wrote that.
00:50:41I didn't know what I was doing.
00:50:48That's really nice, Tom.
00:50:50There's great potential here.
00:50:51What happened?
00:50:53What do you mean?
00:50:55Do you still write?
00:50:56No.
00:50:57No, not poetry.
00:50:59The odd academic article, just to keep my job.
00:51:02But why not?
00:51:03Well, you know, it's work and everything.
00:51:06All right.
00:51:08I'm lazy.
00:51:10I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing, cowardly, philandering has-been, bad poet, all right?
00:51:15So now that you know, you can be on your way.
00:51:17Go on!
00:51:25I'm still drinking my cocoa.
00:51:31So, do you have a boyfriend?
00:51:32Not at the moment.
00:51:33Girlfriend?
00:51:34No.
00:51:35Sorry.
00:51:36I just didn't want to assume you're a straight or anything.
00:51:42Ever been with a woman?
00:51:43No.
00:51:45I'm being against the idea.
00:51:47It's just, you know, I can't see how you can, really.
00:51:52But, I don't know.
00:51:53I'm into, you know.
00:51:56Sex.
00:51:58Me, too.
00:52:07Oh, yippee!
00:52:18Can we do that again?
00:52:19All right.
00:52:31Thanks for seeing me home.
00:52:33I'm sorry if Helen put you on the spot.
00:52:35No, no.
00:52:36She was, um, fun.
00:52:46I should go.
00:52:48Could I walk you to your door?
00:52:52What do you like?
00:52:55Be back in a minute.
00:52:56I hear no one that's waiting all night.
00:52:58Try it and me wait for an old man.
00:52:59I'll make it what you're why.
00:53:00Just make it quick.
00:53:06I'm, uh, really glad to have met you.
00:53:12You, too.
00:53:13I mean, I mean, me, too.
00:53:15I don't even know what to say in these situations.
00:53:17Like, me, too, and you, too.
00:53:18You know what I mean?
00:53:19Like, if I say me, too, then doesn't mean I'm really glad to have met me.
00:53:22Or if I say you, too, then doesn't mean that you're...
00:53:26Huh?
00:53:28Here!
00:53:29I'm a busy man!
00:53:34I suppose I should go.
00:53:38Well, you can come in, if you like.
00:53:41I like that very much.
00:53:44Me, too.
00:53:46Renée, Renée, Renée.
00:53:49Orfée.
00:53:51Relay.
00:53:52B-day.
00:54:00So, if you did have our baby,
00:54:03who would be the father?
00:54:04Ooh, the killer detail.
00:54:07I don't know.
00:54:08What do you think?
00:54:10What about Red?
00:54:11No.
00:54:14You two are so close, it'd be weird.
00:54:17What about your brothers?
00:54:19One of them is 12.
00:54:20The other's married to a battle axe.
00:54:25What about an anonymous donor?
00:54:27What if you get an axe murderer?
00:54:29No, no, no, you can choose.
00:54:30They have, like, menus on the internet.
00:54:31What kind of weirdos don't eat their sperm?
00:54:35I don't know.
00:54:37Ego-maniacs, I suppose.
00:54:38Oh, I'd rather go off to Greece
00:54:39and find some strapping young Adonis
00:54:41than just play Russian roulette.
00:54:43Yeah, but you wouldn't know
00:54:44what weird genetic defects
00:54:46he might be carrying with him.
00:54:50Plus, wouldn't you have to have sex with him?
00:54:57I just wish I could get pregnant by you.
00:55:03Me too.
00:55:17You know, goldfish have only a three-second memory.
00:55:20Oh, really?
00:55:22And how do they test the memory of the goldfish?
00:55:24I don't know.
00:55:26Flash cards.
00:55:28It's an urban myth.
00:55:30Well, but don't you think humans and love are like that?
00:55:33You know, we fall in love and we forget all the pain.
00:55:35And everything.
00:55:37How long was your last relationship?
00:55:40About three months.
00:55:41Before that?
00:55:44I don't know, maybe, um, about the same.
00:55:47Before that?
00:55:48Look, I don't see what this is.
00:55:50A couple of months?
00:55:52Give or take, yeah?
00:55:54Maybe you're just a goldfish, Tom.
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:02Oh, there it is.
00:56:03Here we go here.
00:56:04Project Fertility.
00:56:05And what we do.
00:56:07Donor search.
00:56:08Right.
00:56:09Good.
00:56:11Oh, look.
00:56:11Here we go.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:15Here's Brad, 24, likes surfing and snowboarding.
00:56:19And has, like, totally no brain cells.
00:56:22Oh, Felipe, 26, is a male model studying to be a neurosurgeon.
00:56:28This is like blind date.
00:56:30Felipe, what do you like to do on cold winter evenings?
00:56:34Oh, Bill, from Tucson, Arizona, won the Mr. American Western Semifinals.
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:41What if we had a black baby?
00:56:43What about me?
00:56:45Sorry?
00:56:46I mean, if you're that desperate for sperm, what's wrong with me?
00:56:51I've got decent genes.
00:56:53Apart from anti-ethnic.
00:56:54No, thank you.
00:56:56But thanks, anyway.
00:56:57Oh, meet Ricky, a Hawaiian ichthyologist.
00:57:05Now, don't be surprised if Mummy asks about kids.
00:57:08She's got visions of 17 grandchildren dancing around her feet.
00:57:11That's fine by me.
00:57:12I've always fancied having loads of kids, haven't you?
00:57:16Well, I don't know.
00:57:17I mean, I have to deal with kids all day in the nursery.
00:57:21I think one would be as much as I'd want to handle at home.
00:57:24Oh, really?
00:57:25Well, yeah.
00:57:28But that's...
00:57:29We don't...
00:57:30We can just play it by ear.
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:33Exactly.
00:57:34It's not like we have to decide right this second.
00:57:36Exactly.
00:57:39Oh, by the way, let on, you're a Catholic.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:42What?
00:57:44Mummy.
00:57:45You're late.
00:57:48So, what'd you do last night?
00:57:51Oh, when I was shamed.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:57So, what did you do?
00:58:00Just had a few drinks.
00:58:05Did you sleep?
00:58:09I thought we had an open relationship.
00:58:11I was just asking.
00:58:13Yes, I did.
00:58:15I knew it.
00:58:16He's had his eye on you since the moment he met you.
00:58:19He's only been waiting for a chance to drag you into bed.
00:58:21Well, I wasn't exactly right.
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:23How could you sleep with him?
00:58:24I didn't ask you where you could sleep with that Konzo creep.
00:58:28Jesus, Clara.
00:58:30You said you were cool about us.
00:58:31I am cool about us.
00:58:32Where are you going?
00:58:33Come here, will you grow up?
00:58:39I thought I did well with the whole Catholic thing, didn't you?
00:58:42You were great.
00:58:43I mean, there is a difference between communion and confirmation, but you'll learn all about
00:58:47that when you convert.
00:58:48Yeah, right.
00:58:50I'm serious.
00:58:53If we're to be married at a church, you'll have to convert.
00:58:57No!
00:58:59No, I'm sorry.
00:59:00I mean, taking it to your parents is one thing.
00:59:05I'm not seriously going to convert.
00:59:10It'll break Mummy's heart.
00:59:12I'm not marrying Mummy.
00:59:16We'll sort something out.
00:59:19I'm sure.
00:59:22Do you know what day this is?
00:59:24No.
00:59:25It's our three-month anniversary.
00:59:28Wow!
00:59:29That's very sweet of you to notice.
00:59:32I'm a very sweet guy.
00:59:34There we go.
00:59:56Best of three.
01:00:06Best of nine.
01:00:11Oh, God.
01:00:14I had to tell you in person.
01:00:18Has someone died?
01:00:20You're never going to believe this.
01:00:22You've won the lottery.
01:00:28I'm pregnant.
01:00:33Congratulations!
01:00:34That's wonderful.
01:00:36I still can't get my head around it.
01:00:37That's a miracle.
01:00:39We should celebrate.
01:00:41What did you...
01:00:42Did you and Kate do the old turkey base or thing?
01:00:45I know it's a bit kinky, but...
01:00:47If you're into kitchen, you can't...
01:00:48Kate doesn't even know yet.
01:00:50Sorry?
01:00:51Red, I'm so scared that she's going to leave me once she finds out.
01:00:55What?
01:00:56Sorry, no.
01:00:57I'm completely confused.
01:00:59Who did you...
01:01:00What?
01:01:02You haven't gone straight, have you?
01:01:03Red!
01:01:06Remember.
01:01:07You remember what?
01:01:09Angie!
01:01:12Angie!
01:01:16You mean...
01:01:20Oh, mother of God.
01:01:23You're winding me up.
01:01:25No, I'm not.
01:01:27Are you absolutely sure?
01:01:29Sure.
01:01:3013 pregnancy tests.
01:01:32I think so.
01:01:33But how could that happen?
01:01:34We used a condom.
01:01:36One very determined little sperm.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:41What are you going to do?
01:01:42I don't know.
01:01:44I have to talk to Kate about it.
01:01:48Look, I don't think I'd be the greatest dad in the world.
01:01:51Look, Red, this isn't just about you, you know.
01:01:53No, I know.
01:01:54I know.
01:01:56It's just...
01:01:58I'm sorry.
01:01:59I...
01:01:59I'm a little shocked.
01:02:02So am I.
01:02:06Do you want a drink?
01:02:08Yes.
01:02:08Please.
01:02:09Not tequila.
01:02:12Are you not having one?
01:02:15Not on my condition.
01:02:18Look at me, Dad!
01:02:35Peace, peace, peace!
01:02:40Stop.
01:02:41I don't want a baby.
01:02:45I'm not having a baby.
01:03:12I love you, Dad.
01:03:20Go away!
01:03:21I'm not a pervert.
01:03:23I'll call the guards on you.
01:03:25I'm serious now.
01:03:26I am a politician's wife and have some power.
01:03:29No, I'm a dad.
01:03:32God help us all.
01:03:33Yes?
01:03:34God help us all.
01:03:38Jesus, David, this is stupid.
01:03:40Look, if I wanted a wife and kids, I could have just stayed with Rosie.
01:03:43You said you were gay.
01:03:44Yeah, but you said you weren't.
01:03:45Well, I'm not.
01:03:46Oh, I am.
01:03:56I'm going to have to go.
01:03:57Can we not talk about it?
01:03:58I'll call you.
01:03:59I'm going to go.
01:03:59Son of a bitch.
01:04:04No, I'm not.
01:04:18No, I'm not.
01:04:19I'm not.
01:04:29I, um, I wrote you a poem.
01:04:33Read it?
01:04:35I mean, it's really bad, but, uh, would you like to see it?
01:04:40You read it.
01:04:45Simply to love you shall suffice today,
01:04:48so let us leave the gift of its return
01:04:50until some later hand has shaped my clay over and over,
01:04:54fitter for your name.
01:04:58And if that secret hand should never learn
01:05:00a new perfection on the endless wheel,
01:05:03ever my love must strengthen in the flame
01:05:05and make me true upon a rack of steel.
01:05:09I shall not weary if you dare to say
01:05:11ages of life as swiftly shall be gone
01:05:14as tumbling sands within the living glass.
01:05:18Oh, promised you, how could I curse the way
01:05:21or from the shadows to the shadows pass
01:05:23and not feel nearer sudden shafts of dawn?
01:05:38Mm, what's nervous?
01:05:40I've got pulverised primrose petal and...
01:05:44placenta.
01:05:45Listen, Rosie, on the 15th of next month
01:05:48I have to go to Galway for a conference,
01:05:49and, um, I thought I might go out to Connemara for three days.
01:05:56What? Why?
01:05:57That's only four days before the wedding.
01:05:59There's so much to do.
01:06:01No, I know, I know.
01:06:01I just think I need to be by myself
01:06:05just for a little while, you know, contemplating.
01:06:09Contemplating?
01:06:10What are you turning into, some kind of monk?
01:06:12No, no, no, no.
01:06:15I just need to sort my head out.
01:06:19You know, the druids, they used to go into the temple
01:06:21for three days and nights by themselves
01:06:24to get inspiration.
01:06:26Druids. Now you're a druid.
01:06:28I'm not a druid.
01:06:31I just really think I need to do this.
01:06:36And I thought three days had a sort of power about it,
01:06:39like Christ in the tomb.
01:06:40Oh, so now you're Christ resurrected.
01:06:42If you can't understand it, this is something that...
01:06:44Why can't you understand it?
01:06:45But I need a bit of help in the run-up.
01:06:47It's a major event, you know?
01:06:49It takes a huge amount of planning and an organisation.
01:06:52I know, I thought maybe one of your 13 bridesmaids
01:06:54might help you there.
01:06:55Typical man, just leave all the hard work to the women.
01:06:57Rosie, Rosie.
01:07:01Is this the way it's going to be for the rest of our lives?
01:07:04No.
01:07:05It gets worse.
01:07:20Have you ever thought about getting married?
01:07:25Is that a proposal?
01:07:27No.
01:07:28No, God, no.
01:07:29No, I was just wondering, you know.
01:07:32Theoretically.
01:07:33I mean, I don't know.
01:07:34No, it's, um, sorry.
01:07:36I was, I was just thinking out loud, I think.
01:07:41Sorry.
01:07:45It was, at least, it was so unfair.
01:07:46I was just thinking about pushing my crème.
01:07:47I thought my crème.
01:07:47Oh my God.
01:08:11I was just waiting for a real thing to say.
01:08:41I got a job offer today.
01:08:44Really? From where?
01:08:46Boston University.
01:08:49Boston, America?
01:08:50Yes.
01:08:52Wow.
01:08:53What did you say?
01:08:56I told them I'd think about it.
01:08:59Are you going to take it?
01:09:02That depends.
01:09:06Ah.
01:09:08I have to let them know as soon as possible.
01:09:12OK.
01:09:13OK.
01:09:16Well, congratulations.
01:09:17Are they offering tenure?
01:09:19Tom.
01:09:20Uh-huh.
01:09:21Am I wasting my time completely?
01:09:23How do you mean?
01:09:25Forget it.
01:09:26You've just answered my question.
01:09:29No, what are you talking about?
01:09:30Just forget it.
01:09:31What?
01:09:32I'm not 22 anymore.
01:09:34I don't care.
01:09:35I do.
01:09:37I don't get it.
01:09:39I know.
01:09:39I know.
01:09:57I think I love you.
01:10:04I think I love you, too.
01:10:26I think I love you, too.
01:10:28I think I love you.
01:10:29Surely you can understand the people's shock
01:10:31at the idea of a lesbian couple raising a child.
01:10:34I'm well aware of their prejudices.
01:10:35But let me share with you an article from last week's paper.
01:10:38I quote,
01:10:39Lesbians make better parents because they are better at dividing up household tasks,
01:10:44spending more time with their children,
01:10:46and organizing alternative methods of work whereby each can spend more time at home.
01:10:51Yes, but every child needs a father.
01:10:54My child has a father.
01:10:56What?
01:10:57Did you think it was the virgin birth?
01:11:06Thanks for meeting up with me, Isolt.
01:11:08I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry about that stupid incident at the gallery.
01:11:14You don't have to apologize.
01:11:16I wanted to see you.
01:11:18Yeah?
01:11:19Really?
01:11:21Oh, cool.
01:11:22I mean, good, because, well, I just wanted to say that,
01:11:27well, if you could ever bring yourself to seeing me again,
01:11:29like, I would be totally cool about the way you wanted to do this.
01:11:32Clara,
01:11:34I really like you.
01:11:37I really like you, too.
01:11:39Look,
01:11:41um,
01:11:42do you want to be my girlfriend for the next week, exclusive-like,
01:11:45and then we can renew, or not,
01:11:48um, next week.
01:11:49No pressure.
01:11:51Yeah?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:54That'd be great.
01:11:55Good.
01:11:58Good.
01:12:04Order him to find you down.
01:12:09It's the Mirage of Atlantis XO travel system we want.
01:12:12Check this out.
01:12:12Look at the suspension in this, baby.
01:12:14Hmm.
01:12:16Absolutely fantastic.
01:12:17An amazing driver.
01:12:19Oh!
01:12:21I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean to.
01:12:23Fine.
01:12:23Um, this is the Atlantis here.
01:12:24I'll do it, it's fine.
01:12:25I think it's broke.
01:12:25Red, it's here.
01:12:26Stand over there, please.
01:12:27It has a car seat included, lockable front swivel wheels,
01:12:31a removable washable seat pad, a weather shield and a handy parent tray.
01:12:35What's that for?
01:12:36Cocktails?
01:12:37It also has a comfortable two-position lie-flat seat.
01:12:40Genius.
01:12:41Let's get it in silver.
01:12:42I prefer black.
01:12:43But silver is much nicer.
01:12:45I've found the right model, so I get to choose the colour.
01:12:48That's not fair.
01:12:49Yes, it is.
01:12:50It isn't.
01:12:50Yes, it is.
01:12:51It is not!
01:12:51We also have an aqua one, here.
01:12:56We'll take it.
01:12:57We'll take it.
01:13:03We are pleased to inform you that we would like to publish one of your poems.
01:13:20Hi, this is Renee.
01:13:21Sorry, I can't get to the phone.
01:13:22If you leave a message, I'll give you a call back.
01:13:25Thanks.
01:13:37It has a car seat included, lockable front swivel wheels, a removable and washable seat pad,
01:13:44a weather shield and, oh look, a handy little tray for your martinis.
01:13:49That's great, Red.
01:13:53Look at the least a proud daddy can do.
01:14:19Those don't, sir, it's damn party.
01:14:22It's damn party.
01:14:23It's damn party, are they damn party?
01:14:24Yeah!
01:14:25Pride and grooms, pride and grooms, pride and grooms, pride and grooms, pride and grooms, pride and grooms, pride and
01:14:34grooms, pride and grooms.
01:14:36Are you happy to be getting married?
01:14:38Nice and modest, are you?
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:41you don't sound too sure well it's just can you imagine never making love with
01:14:47anybody else in your life ever again
01:15:16is this the right woman the right time give me a sign any kind of a sign
01:15:29and here it is
01:15:32dear larry this is the hardest thing i've ever had to do
01:15:38but neither of us wants to make each other unhappy
01:15:41neither of us wants to live a lie if i can even be attracted to another man then i'm sure
01:15:47you'll
01:15:47agree i'm not ready for marriage i'm so sorry to be telling you this way but well maybe it's for
01:15:54the best i will always love you rosie
01:16:02i don't know what the right thing to do is rosie i i i do i do love you it's
01:16:06it's just
01:16:06i i i don't think i can go through with it so far
01:16:13hi tom it's me i'm going to meet the man from boston university today and it's pretty obvious
01:16:21what my answer will have to be i'm sorry that it ends up i have to say goodbye on an
01:16:26answering machine
01:16:27but maybe it's better this way
01:16:38for fuck's sake man have you never heard of a hangover where is she
01:16:41are you her that what are you her that because if you are she's not here
01:16:44who who are you looking for renee the woman who lives next door where is she
01:16:48redhead kind of cuteness scarlet o'hara kind of yeah no fucking idea is she not at home
01:16:56you're very welcome jesus i thought it was your dad
01:17:15for god's sake come on what's happening i think a man of blood that won't move
01:17:34how much are you all right i'd have a good high speed chase thanks listen if you'd like to wait
01:17:39we
01:17:39should be right back wait wait i fucking hate wait i'm not hanging around here
01:17:48eddie
01:17:49eddie
01:17:51eddie
01:17:51eddie
01:17:53eddie
01:17:54That's you! Where did you go? Come back there, now! Come back!
01:18:06Rubbery!
01:18:12Rubbery!
01:18:16Watch it now!
01:18:18Ow!
01:18:34Yes! Thank you! Thank you, God! Thank you!
01:18:42Oh, thank you! Thank you!
01:18:45Thank you! He shoots! He misses!
01:18:50Thank you! Thank you, God!
01:19:03Thank you!
01:19:04Thank you!
01:19:04I think they are now, look!
01:19:10Thank you, God!
01:19:14Thank you, God!
01:19:16A stick, a stone, it's the end of the day
01:19:20It's the rest of the snow, it's the end of the day
01:19:23Oh, she is gorgeous.
01:19:28What's her name?
01:19:29Latifa.
01:19:30Oh, Latifa.
01:19:32Lovely.
01:19:33Good luck.
01:19:34Thanks a lot.
01:19:40You'd make a lovely mother.
01:19:43Thanks, guys.
01:19:45She'll look great in it.
01:19:46Lovely.
01:19:47Wow, looks like motherhood really suits you both.
01:19:49Oh, really? We're loving it.
01:19:50What?
01:19:52In fact, that's what we wanted to talk to you about.
01:19:55How?
01:19:56Yeah.
01:19:57You were wondering...
01:19:59Kit.
01:20:02Well, I...
01:20:05You know, I have always wanted to have a child.
01:20:10Yes?
01:20:11We want to...
01:20:13That is, I want to...
01:20:16Go on. It's okay. Don't be nervous.
01:20:19You see, we, uh...
01:20:21We were...
01:20:25We were wondering, David, if you would like to have a baby.
01:20:29Sorry, sorry, Steve.
01:20:32What about you?
01:20:33Me?
01:20:34I was jilted.
01:20:35No.
01:20:36Eh, runaway bride.
01:20:37She took off with some rugger bugger and her honeymoon tickets to Rio.
01:20:40She must have been devastated.
01:20:42Meh.
01:20:43To be honest, I was having one or two dates of my own.
01:20:47I got over it.
01:20:50You know, goldfish have only a three-second amount.
01:20:53I...
01:20:59A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road, It's the rest of the stomp, it's a little alone.
01:21:06It's a sliver of glass, it is life, it's the sun
01:21:10It is night, it is death, it's a trap, it's a gun
01:21:13The oak when it blooms, a fox on the brush
01:21:16The knot in the wood, the song of the thrush
01:21:19The word of the wind that lift or fall, a scratch, a lump
01:21:24It is nothing at all, it's the wind blowing free
01:21:27It's the end of the slope, it's a beam, it's a void
01:21:31It's a hunch, it's a hope
01:21:32And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:21:36It's the end of the strain, it's the joy in my heart
01:22:11A mile, a must, a trust, a bump
01:22:15It's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the mops
01:22:18The plan of the house, the body in bed
01:22:21And the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the mud
01:22:25A float, a drift, a flight, a wing
01:22:28A hawk, a quail, the promise of spring
01:22:31And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:22:34It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart
01:23:02A truckload of bricks in the soft morning light
01:23:06The shot of the night, the shot of a gun in the dead of the night
01:23:22A float, a drift, a flight, a wing
01:23:25A hawk, a quail, the promise of spring
01:23:28And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:23:32It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart
01:23:35A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road
01:23:38It's a raft of a stump, it's a little alone
01:23:41It's a sliver of glass, it is life, it's the sun
01:23:45It is night, it is death, it's a trap, it's a gun
01:23:48The oak when it blooms, the fox and the brush
01:23:51The night in the wood, the song of the thrush
01:23:54The word of the wind, the cliff of fall
01:23:58A scratch, a lump, it is nothing at all
01:24:01It's the wind blowing free, it's the end of the slope
01:24:04It's a beam, it's a void, it's a hunch, it's a hope
01:24:07And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:24:10It's the end of the strain, it's the joy in your heart
01:24:14Right, I know it's the end of the craze
01:24:14For a number of living behind retrouve
01:24:14Though there is room aristocracy
01:24:14Let's stay, I hear so young
01:24:15It's the sour dassel
01:24:15Get you sent your number of living behind
01:24:17Apric commemals
01:24:17Supplit
01:24:17die
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