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00:00:04Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:09Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:16Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:18Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:23It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:28The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:29Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:32It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:35Excellent. Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:38As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:45wraps.
00:00:46If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:51Welcome.
00:00:53This is my last chance.
00:00:56Could it be made man if I could marry one of them? Either one would be worth it.
00:01:04Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:06Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:12Okay, this might work.
00:01:15And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:18How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:25Hey, babe. Gavin's the name. Money's the game.
00:01:29Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:32Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:34Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:36He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:39Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:41Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:44Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:50The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:53You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:58Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:07This outcome is unexpected. Interesting.
00:02:11Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:14The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:16Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:20Is this really the end?
00:02:25That janitor?
00:02:26He has Bianca's match.
00:02:28Fine. I'll take him.
00:02:29My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:31I'm getting married today.
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:36What's she gonna do?
00:02:38What's she gonna do?
00:02:40Just play along.
00:02:42What?
00:02:58What a surprise.
00:03:00Beautiful.
00:03:01And such a fighter.
00:03:03Interesting.
00:03:04Nora!
00:03:04The hell are you doing?
00:03:06Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:09What a joke!
00:03:11A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:16Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:20My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:25Look at me, princess. I'm just a janitor.
00:03:28Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:31Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:36That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:43True love can be modeled.
00:03:44It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:48Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:50I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:53Is she doubting my data?
00:03:55I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:58All right.
00:04:00Let's make a bet.
00:04:01A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:03If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:06And you'll get half.
00:04:08Everything I own.
00:04:12Of what?
00:04:13A mop and a bucket?
00:04:16Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:20Tell you what.
00:04:21If I fall for you, you get half in money.
00:04:24Deal.
00:04:26I like those odds.
00:04:30I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:33Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:42We're getting married.
00:04:46Victor!
00:04:50Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:05:00Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:03You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:05I need to start looking my best.
00:05:07Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:05:11I'm winning this bet.
00:05:15Marrying the janitor.
00:05:17You have made us the laughingstock valley.
00:05:20Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:23Looks too bad.
00:05:24We already signed the papers.
00:05:27I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:30Fine.
00:05:31But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:05:36You, throw out our luggage.
00:05:40Please.
00:05:41No, wait.
00:05:41Stop.
00:05:45Stop.
00:05:57Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:06:01Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:03Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:06Poverty stinks.
00:06:07And it's contagious.
00:06:11Oh my God.
00:06:12Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:23Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:25Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:27Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:28Watch out.
00:06:52Is this the man I just married?
00:06:55Wait.
00:06:57Those eyes.
00:07:00Those muscles.
00:07:03Is this the man I just married?
00:07:07Oh, he's, he's handsome.
00:07:13Hey.
00:07:15Are you okay?
00:07:16Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:17I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:20Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:22No.
00:07:23Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:24He's just your contract husband.
00:07:27Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:30Fuck.
00:07:31The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:37What the fuck?
00:07:39You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:41Get real, babe.
00:07:42This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:45Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:48You're right.
00:07:49Brains beat looks.
00:07:51This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:53but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:01Horses?
00:08:02Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:05My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:08He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:12Surpass me?
00:08:14Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:16Mr. S?
00:08:18That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:19Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:22Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:25It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:28You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:30A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:32It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:34Oh, how poetic.
00:08:36Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:39Still acting tough?
00:08:41Don't tell me.
00:08:42You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:47Bring out my car.
00:09:08What the hell is that thing?
00:09:10A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:14How perfect.
00:09:17Get out of here.
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:31I'm sorry about this.
00:09:32Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:34This is super cool.
00:09:35I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:03Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:07It's a nice place, for a janitor.
00:10:09Make yourself at home.
00:10:11There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:16I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:19I couldn't do that.
00:10:21So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:23No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:25It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:28I don't know.
00:10:30I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:10:34Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:43You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:47Just give it back.
00:10:49No, give it back.
00:10:51Hey, come on.
00:10:52Give it back.
00:10:55Well, it was chess.
00:10:59It was amazing.
00:11:00You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:03We're married now.
00:11:04We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:10Sooner or later.
00:11:22I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:26I need some water.
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:32How cute.
00:11:33I still win this round, though.
00:11:35It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:45Damn.
00:11:46He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:49Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:52Look at this muscle.
00:11:54He's too fine.
00:12:00Help it!
00:12:10No, I'm so sorry.
00:12:12I didn't know you were there.
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:16She's perfect.
00:12:19He's hot.
00:12:20If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love
00:12:23with you, you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:29Looked us up.
00:12:30I'm just kidding.
00:12:33Oh, my.
00:12:35Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:38Are gender supposed to be built like that?
00:12:41Now hold still.
00:12:44Maybe.
00:12:45Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:48Sorry for getting you high.
00:12:49I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:52No, no, no, never.
00:12:53Fix your apps there.
00:12:54Perfect.
00:12:57The pipe.
00:12:58I meant the pipe.
00:13:00Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:03I'm just going to go back to my room.
00:13:04It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet.
00:13:08Freezing?
00:13:10Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:15What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:20All right.
00:13:20If you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:23Sure.
00:13:24Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:26Can you not stand so close?
00:13:29How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:32My form?
00:13:33What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:34I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:36I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:38I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
00:13:42Ready?
00:13:47This is punishment.
00:13:49I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:13:51And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:54Good.
00:13:54Now, downward dog.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57Deeper.
00:13:59I can't.
00:14:01Hold it.
00:14:03Don't come up.
00:14:04Please.
00:14:05It hurts.
00:14:07Damn it, Nora.
00:14:08Don't make that noise.
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:10You're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:12What?
00:14:21Heart rate 140.
00:14:23Respiratory rate 28%.
00:14:28Skin conductivity 40%.
00:14:31Nora, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:34No.
00:14:34No, no, it's the workout.
00:14:37I'm going to win the bet.
00:14:39Just you.
00:14:40Wait.
00:14:43Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:45You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:50Fine.
00:14:51It is because of you.
00:14:56What?
00:15:01What about your little friend?
00:15:04Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:09She's a menace.
00:15:11I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:18Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:23Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:25Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:29Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:36You want me more than I want you.
00:15:38Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:40I'm going to go shower.
00:15:44Alone.
00:15:45No peekings.
00:15:50I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:52We'll see about that.
00:15:58Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week.
00:16:02They're hosting a dinner.
00:16:04You want your husband to attend?
00:16:06That's sweet.
00:16:07Actually, it's just...
00:16:09It's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:12And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
00:16:14I just know it.
00:16:15They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:20So I would embarrass you.
00:16:22What?
00:16:22No, no, it's just...
00:16:26I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:29Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:33She's trying to protect me.
00:16:35It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:40Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:42You don't even know me.
00:16:44Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:47You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:50No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:54Whatever you'd say.
00:16:58Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:17:02They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:10Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:12One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:15And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:21This was a mistake.
00:17:22We shouldn't have come.
00:17:23It's okay, babe.
00:17:24We got this.
00:17:38You ready?
00:17:42You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:46I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:48But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:50I'm shameless.
00:17:52At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:57After just one week of marriage.
00:17:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:01Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:02On screen?
00:18:06Bianca!
00:18:10Surprise!
00:18:10Hey!
00:18:18You brought the janitor?
00:18:20Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:26Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:29Hey, lock it off.
00:18:34Don't listen to them.
00:18:37It's okay.
00:18:40Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:44So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:53Man.
00:18:54Excellent.
00:18:56Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:58All right.
00:19:00Enough standing around.
00:19:01Let's all go inside.
00:19:02Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:06Let's just go.
00:19:07I am not putting up with this.
00:19:09Hey, come on.
00:19:09I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:11Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:13I don't know this.
00:19:14Elvis.
00:19:25Are you crazy?
00:19:27Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:29Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:31With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:37Open a window, would you?
00:19:39Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:44Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:50Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:51Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:54If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:57Elvis is my husband.
00:19:59And you will respect him.
00:20:02Oh, you little...
00:20:03Mom!
00:20:04Do something!
00:20:06How dare you?
00:20:08Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:10He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:13That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:20You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:23It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed with some guy that looks like he just crawled
00:20:29out of a dumpster.
00:20:30You should have stayed home.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
00:20:37My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:42And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:47In 1945, Romani Conti.
00:20:49A 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:20:52And in 1990, Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:58Impressive.
00:20:59These must be your most prized collections.
00:21:01Well, well, well.
00:21:03Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:07You are right, though.
00:21:08Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:15Especially this one, Mr. Hong Kong.
00:21:18They don't call Henry Jaillet or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:23Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
00:21:26Splendid.
00:21:32You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:37Man, you went all out.
00:21:39Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:41What's yours to shave?
00:21:45Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:46What's yours to shame?
00:21:49You've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:51Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:53Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:02What's this?
00:22:04Homemade moonshine?
00:22:06There's no label.
00:22:07Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:09Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:11Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:14What are you trying to do?
00:22:15Poison our dad?
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No, please.
00:22:18Shut up!
00:22:19This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:23Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:30Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
00:22:46Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:50It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:52Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:56Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:58This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:23:01Nora, how about this?
00:23:03If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms
00:23:09in the house.
00:23:12Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:15It's the thought that counts.
00:23:22Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:25What?
00:23:25Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:28We'll take your bet.
00:23:29But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:23:34If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
00:23:42from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:44Ugh, boring.
00:23:46New rules.
00:23:47If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than
00:23:52mine.
00:23:53And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:56But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:13Market price, $200,000.
00:24:28Market price, $500,000.
00:24:52What are those bottles made of?
00:24:56Gold?
00:24:56Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:59With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:07Incredible.
00:25:08You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:10Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:14Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:17These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:24Splendid.
00:25:25They're expensive.
00:25:27But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:31Couldn't agree more.
00:25:32And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:40And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:25:48Wait, Daddy.
00:25:50Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:52You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:56Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
00:26:03Shut it.
00:26:04Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:11Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:14Let's just go else.
00:26:16They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:18Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:20We had a bet.
00:26:21You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:27And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:36Fine.
00:26:37I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:49Wait, Nora.
00:26:50Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:53Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:55It's fine.
00:26:59Price calculating.
00:27:03One million?
00:27:04Price calculating.
00:27:05How is it still going up?
00:27:09Impossible.
00:27:10That's impossible.
00:27:26Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:30Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:27:37Boss?
00:27:38Everything's ready to go.
00:27:39Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:44It doesn't matter.
00:27:45Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:49The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:50Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:27:53It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:56Excellent.
00:27:57Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:27:59As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:28:06wraps.
00:28:06If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:28:13Welcome.
00:28:14This is my last chance.
00:28:17Could it be me?
00:28:18Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:28:25Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:27Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:34Okay, this might work.
00:28:36And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:28:40How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:28:46Hey, babe.
00:28:48Gavin's the name.
00:28:49Money's the game.
00:28:51Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:28:53Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:28:55Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:58He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:29:00Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:02Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:06Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:29:11The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:14You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:19Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:28This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:31Interesting.
00:29:32Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:29:35The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:37Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer.
00:29:41Is this really the end?
00:29:46That janitor?
00:29:47He is Bianca's match.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:50I'll take him.
00:29:51My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:53I'm getting married today.
00:29:55What's she gonna do?
00:30:01Just play along?
00:30:03What?
00:30:19What a surprise.
00:30:21Yes, beautiful and such a fighter, interesting.
00:30:25Nora, the hell are you doing?
00:30:27Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now.
00:30:31What a joke.
00:30:32Did poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:37Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:41My AI didn't account for her,
00:30:44which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:30:46Look at me princess, I'm just a janitor.
00:30:49Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:30:52Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:57That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:31:04True love can be modeled.
00:31:06It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:31:09Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:12I'm not some line of code though.
00:31:14Is she doubting my data?
00:31:16I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:31:20All right, let's make a bet.
00:31:22A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:24Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:31:26You win.
00:31:27And you'll get half.
00:31:29Everything I own.
00:31:33Of what?
00:31:34A mop and a bucket?
00:31:37Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:40Tell you what, if I fall for you, you get half your money.
00:31:45Deal.
00:31:47I like those odds.
00:31:51I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:31:54Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:32:03We're getting married.
00:32:11Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:32:21Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:32:24You really just gonna wash it off?
00:32:26I need to start looking my best.
00:32:28Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:32:33I'm winning this bet.
00:32:36Marrying the janitor.
00:32:37You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:32:41Nora, you took with that loser.
00:32:43The marriage is off.
00:32:45Looks too bad.
00:32:46We already signed the papers.
00:32:48I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:51Fine.
00:32:52But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:32:58You, throw out our luggage.
00:33:01Please.
00:33:02No, wait.
00:33:02Stop.
00:33:18Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:22Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:33:24Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:33:28Poverty stinks, and it's contagious.
00:33:32Oh, my God.
00:33:33Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:33:36I know.
00:33:37He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:33:44Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:46Is it backing out now, is he?
00:33:48Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:50Watch out.
00:34:13Is this the man I just married?
00:34:16Wait, those eyes.
00:34:22Those muscles.
00:34:25Is this the man I just married?
00:34:28Whoa, he's, he's handsome.
00:34:34Hey.
00:34:36Are you okay?
00:34:37Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:39I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:34:41Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:34:43No, don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:46He's just your contract husband.
00:34:48Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:51Fuck.
00:34:52The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:59What the fuck?
00:35:00You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:35:02Get real, babe.
00:35:03This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:35:06Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:09You're right, brains beat looks.
00:35:12This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
00:35:22Worshers?
00:35:23Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:35:26My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:35:30He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:35:33Surpass me?
00:35:35Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:35:38Mr. S?
00:35:39That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:40Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:35:43Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:35:46It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:35:49You'll see how different we really are.
00:35:51A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:35:53It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:35:56Oh, how poetic.
00:35:57Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:36:00Still acting tough?
00:36:02Don't tell me.
00:36:03You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:36:08Bring out my car.
00:36:29What the hell is that thing?
00:36:31A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:36:35How perfect.
00:36:42Come on.
00:36:51I'm sorry about this.
00:36:53Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:55This is super cool.
00:36:56I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:24Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:37:28It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:37:31Make yourself at home.
00:37:32There's only one bedroom.
00:37:33So you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:37:37I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:37:40I couldn't do that.
00:37:42So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:37:43Well, no, I didn't mean that.
00:37:46It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:50I don't know.
00:37:51I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:37:55Peach flavored lube?
00:38:04You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:38:08Just give it back.
00:38:10No, give it back.
00:38:12Hey, come on.
00:38:14Give it back.
00:38:14Give it back.
00:38:17Wow, this chest.
00:38:20It feels amazing.
00:38:22You really can't wait, can you?
00:38:24We're married now.
00:38:26We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:38:31Sooner or later.
00:38:43I'd say the sooner the better.
00:38:47I need some water.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:53How cute.
00:38:55I still win this round though.
00:38:57It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:39:06It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:39:07Damn it.
00:39:07He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:39:10Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:13Look at this muscle.
00:39:15He's too fine.
00:39:20Oh, help it!
00:39:31No, I'm so sorry.
00:39:33I didn't know you were there.
00:39:34Oh my god.
00:39:37She's perfect.
00:39:41If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:39:45you,
00:39:45you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:50Looked us up.
00:39:51I'm just gonna...
00:39:52Look!
00:39:55Oh my, those arms are wider than my waist.
00:39:59Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:40:02Now hold still.
00:40:05Maybe.
00:40:07Let me enjoy my perks.
00:40:09Sorry for getting you high.
00:40:10I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:40:13No, no, no, never.
00:40:14Fix your apps.
00:40:15They're perfect.
00:40:18The pipe.
00:40:19I meant the pipe.
00:40:21Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:23Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:40:25It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:40:29I'm freezing.
00:40:31Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:36What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:41All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:40:44Sure.
00:40:45Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:47Can you not stand so close?
00:40:51How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:40:53My form?
00:40:54What are you a yogi now?
00:40:55I thought you were a janitor.
00:40:56I guess I'm full surprised.
00:40:59I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:41:03Ready?
00:41:08This is punishment.
00:41:10I touched his apps for three seconds.
00:41:13And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:41:15Good.
00:41:15Now, uh, downward dog.
00:41:18Deeper.
00:41:21I can't.
00:41:23Hold it.
00:41:24Don't come up.
00:41:25Please.
00:41:26It hurts.
00:41:28Damn it, Nora.
00:41:29Don't make that noise.
00:41:31Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:41:42Heart rate 140.
00:41:44Respiratory rate 28%.
00:41:49Skin conductivity 40%.
00:41:52All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:55No.
00:41:56No, it's the workout.
00:41:58I'm gonna win the bet.
00:42:00Just you.
00:42:01Wait.
00:42:04Why are you hands shaking?
00:42:06And you mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:42:11Fine.
00:42:12It is because of you.
00:42:22What about your little friend?
00:42:25Why is your little friend so hard?
00:42:30Why is your little friend so hard?
00:42:31She's a menace.
00:42:32I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:42:40Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:44Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:46Oh, hi there, buddy.
00:42:50Who's the one losing control now?
00:42:57You want me more than I want you.
00:43:00Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:43:01I'm gonna go shower.
00:43:05Alone.
00:43:07No peekings.
00:43:11I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:14We'll see about that.
00:43:19Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:43:25You want your husband to attend?
00:43:28That's sweet.
00:43:29Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:43:34And Bianca and the others are gonna target you, I just know it.
00:43:36They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:43:41So I would embarrass you.
00:43:43What?
00:43:43No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:43:50Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:43:54She's trying to protect me.
00:43:57It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:44:01Why are you being so nice to me?
00:44:03You don't even know me.
00:44:05Because you're better than all of them.
00:44:09You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:44:12No one has ever stood in my corner like this, for whatever you'd say.
00:44:19Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:23They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:44:31Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:44:34One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:44:36And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:44:42This was a mistake, we shouldn't have come.
00:44:44It's okay babe, we got a dress.
00:44:59You ready?
00:45:03You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:45:07I knew you were shameless, Nora, but god, this is a new low for you.
00:45:11I'm shameless?
00:45:14At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:45:18After just one week of marriage.
00:45:20I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:21Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:45:27Bianca!
00:45:31Surprise.
00:45:39You brought the janitor?
00:45:41Well daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:45:47Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:45:50Hey, knock it off.
00:45:55Don't listen to them.
00:45:58It's okay.
00:46:01Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are,
00:46:05so I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:46:14Good man.
00:46:16Excellent.
00:46:17Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:46:19All right.
00:46:21Enough standing around.
00:46:22Let's all go inside.
00:46:23Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:27Let's just go.
00:46:28I am not putting up with this.
00:46:30Hey, come on.
00:46:30I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:46:32Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:34I don't know this.
00:46:35I don't know this.
00:46:36I don't know this.
00:46:45Are you crazy?
00:46:48Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:46:51Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:46:58Open a window, would you?
00:46:59Just gave this guy a bath, and he still smells like shit.
00:47:05Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:47:11Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:47:13Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:47:15If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:47:18Elvis is my husband, and you will respect him.
00:47:23Oh, you little...
00:47:24Mom!
00:47:25Do something!
00:47:27How dare you?
00:47:29Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:47:31He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:47:35That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:47:41You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:47:44It's your father's birthday, and you show up here empty-handed?
00:47:48With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:47:51You should have stayed home.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:47:59My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:48:03And those are just the cheap ones.
00:48:08In 1945, Romani Conti.
00:48:11In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:48:13And in 1990, Henri Jaillet reached for Grand Cru.
00:48:19Impressive.
00:48:20These must be your most prized collections.
00:48:22Well, well, well.
00:48:24Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:48:29You're right, though.
00:48:30Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:36Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:39They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:48:44Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Chateau?
00:48:47Haha, splendid.
00:48:53You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:48:58Man, you win all out.
00:49:00But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:49:06But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:49:10Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:49:12Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:49:14Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:49:23What's this?
00:49:25Homemade moonshine?
00:49:27There's no label.
00:49:29Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:30Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:49:33Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:49:35What are you trying to do?
00:49:36Poison our dad?
00:49:38No.
00:49:38No, please.
00:49:39Shut up!
00:49:40This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:49:45Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:49:51Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
00:50:07It's not a bad thing.
00:50:08Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:50:11It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:50:13Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:50:18It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:50:19This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:50:22Nora, how about this?
00:50:24If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
00:50:31house.
00:50:33Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:50:36It's the thought that counts.
00:50:43Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:50:46What?
00:50:47Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:49I mean, we'll take your bet.
00:50:51But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:50:55If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
00:51:04my heart.
00:51:05Ugh, boring. New rules.
00:51:08If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:51:14And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:51:17But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:51:34Market price, $200,000.
00:51:49Market price, $500,000.
00:51:54Half a million?
00:51:55Oh my goodness.
00:51:57Oh yes.
00:52:06Market price, $1 million.
00:52:12$200,000? $500,000? A million?
00:52:15What are those bottles made of? Gold?
00:52:18Richard, you just don't get it.
00:52:19With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:52:28Incredible. You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:52:31Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:52:35Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:40These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:52:45Splendid.
00:52:46They're expensive, but what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:52:52Couldn't agree more.
00:52:53And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
00:53:01And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:53:10Wait, Daddy. Let's have a little fun first.
00:53:13You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:53:17Insult Ellis again, and you'll regret it.
00:53:24Shut it. Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:53:32Now, get out of my sight.
00:53:35Just go else. They don't deserve your gift.
00:53:39Wait a second, sore losers. We had a bet.
00:53:42You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:53:48And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:53:57Fine. I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:54:10Wait, Nora. Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:54:14Elvis, you don't have to. It's fine.
00:54:20Price calculator.
00:54:24One million?
00:54:25Price calculator.
00:54:26How is it still going up?
00:54:30Impossible. That's impossible.
00:54:47The
00:54:47Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:54:51Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:54:58Boss?
00:54:59Everything's ready to go.
00:55:00Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:55:05It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:55:10The algorithm's never wrong.
00:55:11Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite. It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:18Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:55:20As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:55:27wraps.
00:55:28If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:55:34Welcome.
00:55:35This is my last chance.
00:55:38Could it be me?
00:55:40Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:55:46Congratulations, Nora. Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:55:55Okay, this might work.
00:55:57And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, a janitor.
00:56:01How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor?
00:56:07Hey, babe.
00:56:09Gavin's the name.
00:56:11Money's the game.
00:56:1210 billion a year, to be exact.
00:56:14Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:56:16Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:19He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:56:21Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:56:23Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:27Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:56:33The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:56:35You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:56:41Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:56:50This outcome is unexpected.
00:56:52Interesting.
00:56:54Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:56:56The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:56:59Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:57:02Is this really the end?
00:57:07That janitor?
00:57:08He is Bianca's match.
00:57:10Fine, I'll take him.
00:57:12My fate is mine to decide.
00:57:14I'm getting married today.
00:57:16What's she gonna do?
00:57:22Just play along?
00:57:25What?
00:57:40What a surprise.
00:57:43Beautiful.
00:57:44And such a fighter.
00:57:45Interesting.
00:57:46Nora!
00:57:47The hell are you doing?
00:57:48Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:57:52What a joke!
00:57:53A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:57:58Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:58:02My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:58:08Look at me, princess.
00:58:09I'm just a janitor.
00:58:10Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:58:13Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:18That perfect algorithm is a scam.
00:58:21It knows nothing about true love.
00:58:25True love can be modeled.
00:58:27It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:58:30Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:33I'm not the line of code, though.
00:58:35Is she doubting my data?
00:58:37I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:58:41All right.
00:58:42Let's make a bet.
00:58:43A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:45Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:58:47You win.
00:58:48And you'll get half.
00:58:50Everything I own.
00:58:54A what?
00:58:56A mop and a bucket?
00:58:58Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:59:02Tell you what.
00:59:03If I fall for you, you get half a million.
00:59:06Deal.
00:59:08I like those odds.
00:59:12I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:59:15Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:59:25We're getting married.
00:59:28Victor!
00:59:33Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:59:42Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:59:45You really just gonna wash it off?
00:59:48I need to start looking my best.
00:59:49Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:59:54I'm winning this bet.
00:59:57We're marrying the janitor.
00:59:59You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
01:00:02Nora, you took with that loser.
01:00:04The marriage is off.
01:00:06That's too bad.
01:00:07We already signed the papers.
01:00:09I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:12Fine.
01:00:13But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
01:00:19You, throw out our luggage.
01:00:22Please, no, wait!
01:00:28Stop!
01:00:39Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:43Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
01:00:46Stay away from her, Bianca.
01:00:48Poverty stinks.
01:00:50And it's contagious.
01:00:53Oh my God.
01:00:54Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:00:57I know.
01:00:58He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
01:01:05Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:07Is it backing out now, is he?
01:01:09Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:11Watch out.
01:01:34Is this the man I just married?
01:01:38Wait.
01:01:39Those eyes.
01:01:43Those muscles.
01:01:46Is this the man I just married?
01:01:49Whoa, he's handsome.
01:01:55Hey.
01:01:57Are you okay?
01:01:58Why did you jump in the way?
01:02:00I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
01:02:02Is this what it's like to be cared for?
01:02:05No, don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:07He's just your contract husband.
01:02:09Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
01:02:12Fuck.
01:02:13The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:02:20What the fuck?
01:02:21You literally just used me as a human shield.
01:02:23Get real, babe.
01:02:25This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
01:02:27Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
01:02:31You're right.
01:02:32Brains beat looks.
01:02:33This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
01:02:36but his bank account is malnourished.
01:02:44Horseshers?
01:02:44Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
01:02:47My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
01:02:51He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
01:02:54Surpass me?
01:02:56Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
01:02:59Mr. S?
01:03:00That's an ambitious goal.
01:03:02Oh, look.
01:03:02The janitor has opinions now.
01:03:04Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
01:03:07It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
01:03:10You'll see how different we really are.
01:03:12A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
01:03:14It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
01:03:17Oh, how poetic.
01:03:18Spoken like a true loser's wife.
01:03:21Still acting tough?
01:03:23Don't tell me.
01:03:24You two are actually planning to walk home.
01:03:29Bring out my car.
01:03:33This is where we belong.
01:03:50What the hell is that thing?
01:03:52A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
01:03:56How perfect.
01:03:59Get out of here.
01:04:04Come on.
01:04:13I'm sorry about this.
01:04:15Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:16This is super cool.
01:04:18I've never been in a car like this before.
01:04:45Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
01:04:49It's a nice place for a janitor.
01:04:52Make yourself at home.
01:04:53There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
01:04:58I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
01:05:01I couldn't do that.
01:05:03So you'd rather we share the bed?
01:05:04Well, no, I didn't mean that.
01:05:07It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
01:05:11I don't know.
01:05:12I'm just going to get some clothes out.
01:05:17Peach flavored lube?
01:05:25You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
01:05:29Just give it back.
01:05:32No, give it back.
01:05:33Hey, come on.
01:05:35Give it back.
01:05:38Wow.
01:05:39This chest.
01:05:41It feels amazing.
01:05:43You really can't wait, can you?
01:05:45We're married now.
01:05:47We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
01:05:52Sooner or later.
01:06:04I'd say the sooner the better.
01:06:08I need some water.
01:06:14How cute.
01:06:16I still win this round, though.
01:06:18It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
01:06:27Damn.
01:06:28He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:06:31Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:34Look at this muscle.
01:06:36He's too fine.
01:06:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:06:55I didn't know you were there.
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:06:58She's perfect.
01:07:00She's hot.
01:07:02If you think ogling after me after torpedoing you with water is going to make me fall in love
01:07:06with you, you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:07Make me fall in love with you.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:11You like to stop?
01:07:12I'm just gonna...
01:07:14Oh, my.
01:07:16Oh, my.
01:07:17Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:07:20Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:23Now, hold still.
01:07:25And maybe...
01:07:28Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
01:07:30Sorry for getting you high.
01:07:32I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:07:34No, no, no, never.
01:07:35Fix your naps.
01:07:36They're perfect.
01:07:39The pipe.
01:07:40I, I, I, I meant the pipe.
01:07:42Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:44Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
01:07:47It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
01:07:50Freezing?
01:07:52Well, let me warm you up.
01:07:57What is he trying to do to me?
01:08:02All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
01:08:05Sure.
01:08:07Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:08Can you, can you not stand so close?
01:08:12How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:08:14My form?
01:08:15What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:16I thought you were a janitor.
01:08:18I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:08:21I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
01:08:25Ready?
01:08:26Oh.
01:08:29Oh, this is punishment.
01:08:31I touched his abs for three seconds.
01:08:34And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:08:36Good, now, uh, downward dog.
01:08:38Oh.
01:08:39Deeper.
01:08:42I can't.
01:08:44Hold it.
01:08:45Don't come up.
01:08:46Please.
01:08:47It hurts.
01:08:50Dammit, Nora.
01:08:51Don't make that noise.
01:08:52Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:08:55Oh, my.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57Oh.
01:08:58Oh.
01:08:58Oh.
01:08:59Oh.
01:09:00Oh.
01:09:03Heart rate, 140.
01:09:05Respiratory rate, 28%.
01:09:09Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:14All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:16No.
01:09:17No, it's the workout.
01:09:19I'm gonna win the bet.
01:09:21Just you.
01:09:22Wait.
01:09:25Why are your hands shaking?
01:09:27You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:33Fine.
01:09:33It is because of you.
01:09:38What?
01:09:44What about your little friend?
01:09:46Why is your little friend so hard?
01:09:52She's a menace.
01:09:53I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:10:00Let's let him enter that for himself.
01:10:05Let's let him enter that for himself.
01:10:07Whoa.
01:10:09Hello there, buddy.
01:10:11Who's someone losing control now?
01:10:18You want me more than I want you.
01:10:21Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:23I'm gonna go shower.
01:10:26Alone.
01:10:28No peekings.
01:10:32I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:35We'll see about that.
01:10:40Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:10:47You want your husband to attend?
01:10:49That's sweet.
01:10:50Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:10:55And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
01:10:56I just know it.
01:10:57They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
01:11:02So I would embarrass you.
01:11:04But no, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
01:11:11Those people, they only see dollar signs.
01:11:16She's trying to protect me.
01:11:18It's funny.
01:11:18I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
01:11:23Why are you being so nice.
01:11:24Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:24Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:24You don't even know me.
01:11:26Because you're better than all of them.
01:11:30You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:11:33No one has ever stood in my corner like this, whatever you'd say.
01:11:40Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:11:44They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:11:53Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:11:54One the Hawthorne family can't refuse and something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:12:03This was a mistake.
01:12:05We shouldn't have come.
01:12:05It's okay, babe.
01:12:06We got this.
01:12:20You ready?
01:12:24You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:28I knew you were shameless, Nora, but God, this is a new low for you.
01:12:33I'm shameless?
01:12:35At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
01:12:39After just one week of marriage.
01:12:41I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:43Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
01:12:48Bianca!
01:12:52Surprise.
01:12:53Hey.
01:13:00You brought the janitor?
01:13:02Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
01:13:08Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:13:11Hey, knock it off.
01:13:16Don't listen to them.
01:13:20It's okay.
01:13:22Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are, so I decided to bring a few pieces
01:13:28from my wine collection just for you.
01:13:36Good man.
01:13:37Excellent.
01:13:38Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:13:41All right.
01:13:42Enough standing around.
01:13:43Let's all go inside.
01:13:44Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:48Let's just go.
01:13:49I am not putting up with this.
01:13:51Hey, come on.
01:13:52I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:13:53Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:55I don't know this.
01:13:57Elvis.
01:14:07Are you crazy?
01:14:09Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:14:12Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:14:19Open a window, would you?
01:14:21Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:14:26Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:32Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:14:34Who knows how many STDs he has?
01:14:36If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:14:40Elvis is my husband.
01:14:42And you will respect him.
01:14:44You little...
01:14:45Mom!
01:14:46Do something!
01:14:48How dare you?
01:14:50Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:14:52He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:14:56That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:15:02You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:15:05It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty handed?
01:15:09With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:15:12You should have stayed home.
01:15:14Yeah.
01:15:15How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:20My Gavin?
01:15:21Brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:24And those are just the cheap ones.
01:15:29In 1945, Romani Conti.
01:15:32In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
01:15:35And in 1990, Henri Jaillet.
01:15:38Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:40Impressive.
01:15:41These must be your most prized collections.
01:15:44Well, well, well.
01:15:45Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:15:50You're right though. Those are top of the line bottles.
01:15:58Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:16:01They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:16:05Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
01:16:09Splendid.
01:16:15You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:16:19Man, you went all out.
01:16:21But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:16:27But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:16:31Huh. You've got a lot of nerve.
01:16:34Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
01:16:36Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:44What's this? Homemade moonshine?
01:16:48There's no label. Who knows if it's even safe?
01:16:52Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:16:54Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:16:56What are you trying to do? Poison our dad?
01:16:58No. No, please.
01:17:00Shut up!
01:17:01This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:17:06Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:17:12Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
01:17:15Because it's highly exclusive.
01:17:29Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:17:32It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:17:35Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:17:39Doesn't even need a barcode.
01:17:40This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:17:43Nora, how about this?
01:17:46If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy
01:17:50have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
01:17:54Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:17:57It's the thought that counts.
01:18:04Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:06What?
01:18:08Afraid you're gonna lose?
01:18:10We'll take your bet.
01:18:12But if our wine is the more expensive one,
01:18:14what do we get in return?
01:18:17If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
01:18:20then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
01:18:24from the bottom of my heart.
01:18:27Ugh, boring. New rules.
01:18:30If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
01:18:33that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:18:35And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:18:38But if you lose,
01:18:40you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:18:44If you lose, we'll see you.
01:18:56Market price $200,000.
01:18:58Mm-hmm.
01:19:03Mm-hmm.
01:19:11market price 500 grand
01:19:14half a million oh my goodness
01:19:17oh yes
01:19:27market price one million
01:19:33200,000 500,000 a million what are those bottles made of gold
01:19:38Richard you just don't get it but fine wine is the age and a terroir that
01:19:45separate the gems from the phonies incredible you could buy a whole house
01:19:51with this kind of money Bianca's new husband is quite impressive just a
01:19:57token of my appreciation mr. Hawthorne these bottles are reserved
01:20:03for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients
01:20:06split they're expensive but what really matters is status and exclusivity couldn't
01:20:13agree more and if anyone embodies status and exclusivity it's us Hawthorne's and
01:20:23as for you bastard I demand an apology
01:20:31wait daddy let's have a little fun first you really did snatch this off some
01:20:37bum didn't you insult Elvis again and you'll regret it
01:20:45shut it biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you
01:20:53now get out of my sight
01:20:56let's just go else they don't deserve your gift
01:21:00wait a second sore losers we had a bet you're not walking out of here until you
01:21:05lick the wine off my shoes and while you're at it why don't you strip that
01:21:12dress down and clean my shoes as well
01:21:19fine I'll do it but you have to stop insulting Elvis
01:21:31wait Nora we don't even know who the winner is yet
01:21:36Elvis you don't have to it's fine
01:21:41price calculating
01:21:44one million price calculating
01:21:47how is it still going up
01:21:51impossible
01:21:52that's impossible
01:22:08good
01:22:08what's it still going up
01:22:08that's what I don't think about
01:22:08it's still going up