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A dark comedy about two 19th-century grave robbers who find a lucrative business providing cadavers for an Edinburgh medical school. Starring: Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis, Isla Fisher, Tom Wilkinson, Jessica Hynes, Bill Bailey, Tim Curry.
A dark comedy about two 19th-century grave robbers who find a lucrative business providing cadavers for an Edinburgh medical school. Starring: Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis, Isla Fisher, Tom Wilkinson, Jessica Hynes, Bill Bailey, Tim Curry.
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00:00:11To be continued...
00:00:30Welcome to Bonny, Scotland. It is the year of our Lord, 1828, and this is where I work.
00:00:37The Market Square in Edinburgh, our capital city.
00:00:43They're calling this the Scottish Enlightenment.
00:00:48Enlightenment? You could have fooled me. I mean, look at the state of them.
00:00:54The only people around here looking to be enlightened are the medical students.
00:00:58They come to study at the feet of our famous doctors.
00:01:02Edinburgh is the medical capital of the world.
00:01:05Get yourselves an education there, lads.
00:01:07On one side of the city, you have Barclays School of Anatomy.
00:01:12And that's run by the esteemed surgeon, Dr. Robert Knox.
00:01:16Now, some say that he's the finest surgeon in all Scotland.
00:01:21All I can say about Dr. Knox is that he dresses well.
00:01:25Quite the dandy.
00:01:27Ah, there's nothing like starting off a new term with a fresh corpse, is there, Patterson?
00:01:33Indeed, sir. Today, I think I shall commence by removing the top of the cranium.
00:01:39It'll certainly give the freshmen something to write home about.
00:01:41And on the other side of the city, you've got Scotland's Royal College of Surgeons.
00:01:47And that's run by Professor Alexander Munro.
00:01:52He's, how do you put it, old school.
00:02:09That would be an artery.
00:02:15Anyway, you'll have to excuse me for a wee moment, ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:19It's showtime!
00:02:41Maggie O'Donnell of the West Port, also known as Mad Maggie, you are convicted of the heinous crimes of thievery.
00:02:50Prostitution.
00:02:52Public drunkenness.
00:02:54And a bad attitude.
00:02:56Do you have anything to say before you're consigned to hell?
00:03:00Aye!
00:03:01Only my hobbits are hot down there, as they say it is!
00:03:19You see, you can only teach anatomy by cutting up people's bodies.
00:03:23And the law of the land says you can only cut up bodies of people like Mad Maggie here, the
00:03:28recently deceased.
00:03:29So we sell them to the highest bidder.
00:03:40But now, Professor Munro, the swine, has used his influence to pass a new city bylaw.
00:03:56Who's the body, Angus?
00:04:00But we had an arrangement?
00:04:01Professor Munro at the Royal College gets all the bodies down.
00:04:04Oh, my God.
00:04:08Now, when the demand for a certain commodity exceeds supply, it creates a business opportunity.
00:04:14Just waiting for the right kind of clever entrepreneurs to step in.
00:04:19Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, gather round!
00:04:23My name is William Burke.
00:04:25Like many of you, my colleague Mr Hare and I came to this land looking for work.
00:04:29We've dug canals, we've built roads, we've started a new life.
00:04:33But none of us has forgotten that Emerald Isle from which we came.
00:04:37That mystical land where a man...
00:04:39Get to the bloody point, Willie.
00:04:40Right, sorry.
00:04:41In the carty of Donegal, on the highest, greenest slopes, there grows a certain moss which any educated person will
00:04:48tell you cures all known afflictions.
00:04:51The smallest cot, ladies and gentlemen, can let in poisons from the earth and the air.
00:04:56And before you know it, your very brain starts to boil.
00:04:59But the touch of the moss from the hills of Donegal, ladies and gentlemen, and it's gone in a flash.
00:05:06A boil appears.
00:05:07You pay it no mind.
00:05:09But suddenly there's a second and a third.
00:05:12And before you know it, the sufferings of Job are upon you.
00:05:16A work.
00:05:18Starts off small, doesn't it?
00:05:19But without a touch of the moss, it can grow as big as your head.
00:05:24This is never moss.
00:05:27It's cheesemolts.
00:05:29They're a part of confidence, mate!
00:05:31What, what, you three bastards!
00:05:34Please!
00:05:35Be comfortable!
00:05:50Gentlemen!
00:06:04Gentlemen!
00:06:06The Lord created the heavens and the earth, but his greatest work, his most perfect creation, is man.
00:06:16The study of human anatomy, therefore, is nothing less than a direct insight into the mind of God.
00:06:35Gentlemen, I give you the human form in all its glory.
00:06:43Jesus Christ!
00:06:45I have a very, very good explanation, sir.
00:06:55Well, Patterson, let's hear this very, very good explanation.
00:07:09Not content with butchering his own patients, Monroe is now taken to using political influence to hinder the advancement of
00:07:15medical science.
00:07:17Beggars can't be choosers, sir. I had to take the only one that resurrectionist McTavish had left.
00:07:21That's the third rotter I've had from McTavish and his gang of grave robbers in the last three weeks. I
00:07:26can't go on like this.
00:07:27Is there anything I can do, Doctor?
00:07:29You could start praying, Patterson, for the one thing that could save us.
00:07:35And what's that, sir?
00:07:37An enormous and awful calamity right here in Edinburgh.
00:07:41An accident or a, or a natural disaster.
00:07:45Something which generates the large numbers of cadavers I need for my work.
00:07:50Wouldn't that be nice, sir?
00:07:52Yes, Patterson.
00:07:54It would be nice.
00:07:57You told your wife you was gonna get a job, you lied.
00:08:00An economy with the truth, Willie, isn't the same as a flat-out lie.
00:08:04And you think Lucky's gonna grasp that distinction?
00:08:06She's not exactly a forgiving woman.
00:08:08I'll not hear a bad word said against her.
00:08:10All right.
00:08:12Well, grant you she's had her problems with the bottle, but she's fighting her demons.
00:08:17Besides, she's bound to be in high spirits.
00:08:20It's rent day for O'Donnell.
00:08:22Ah!
00:08:23You see?
00:08:24Within every cloud, there's a silver lining.
00:08:29Where's the money yours, Mr. Hare?
00:08:44I know this looks bad, love, but there's a good explanation.
00:08:48You see, Willie here came up with this fantastic new product.
00:08:52Donegal Moss.
00:08:53It started off a roaring success.
00:08:55Aye, for a while it looked as though all our troubles were over.
00:09:01Jesus!
00:09:02What's that smell?
00:09:03It was an accident.
00:09:05You're a lazy good-for-nothing William Hare.
00:09:09We're flat-out broke.
00:09:12What about O'Donnell's rent money?
00:09:18He's dead.
00:09:21Dead.
00:09:22Dead.
00:09:23What do you mean, dead?
00:09:24I mean, deceased.
00:09:25He stopped living and died.
00:09:27So he didn't pay his rent then?
00:09:30Are you telling us old Donald is dead?
00:09:33As a doornail.
00:09:35So my suggestion is that you sort yourselves out
00:09:38and get rid of the body before it starts to stink up the place more than you two.
00:09:43How are we supposed to do that?
00:09:45Use your imagination, William.
00:09:47It's about all you're good for these days.
00:09:55That's not working.
00:09:59Right now, push his right leg down.
00:10:00No, it won't go!
00:10:02You're going to have to break his back.
00:10:04What?
00:10:04Well, it's either that or we chop his legs off.
00:10:09I know building's sight in the new town.
00:10:10We can dump him there, no problem at all.
00:10:12You don't know about this, William.
00:10:13A piece of cake.
00:10:15It's only another mile or so.
00:10:17Only another mile or so!
00:10:19Only another mile or so!
00:10:20Let's stop over there, William.
00:10:22This is thirsty work.
00:10:25Look!
00:10:31Look!
00:10:33Look!
00:10:35Look!
00:10:36Look!
00:10:38Look!
00:10:39Watch your language, you fucking son of a bitch bastard!
00:10:56What are we going to do, William?
00:10:58There's no more canals to dig.
00:11:00Don't you worry, Willie.
00:11:01I have got all kinds of ideas.
00:11:03Hey, but no money to speak of.
00:11:05No plan.
00:11:09Just enough money for the last round.
00:11:12I'll drink to bed.
00:11:19A couple of large ones, howdy?
00:11:22How's business?
00:11:24Never better, Fergus.
00:11:29What about you, eh?
00:11:31Diversifying is what we're doing.
00:11:34Mr. McTavish has moved into gambling, opium distribution, and...
00:11:40pimping whores.
00:11:44Well gone legitimate.
00:11:49So no more digging up graves, then?
00:11:51Eh, it's no worth to bother any more.
00:11:53Wee Tam McClintock and his militia,
00:11:56they've declared a war on Grave Orbury.
00:11:59They're patrolling the graveyards every night.
00:12:02It's a shame, really.
00:12:04We used to sell to Dr. Knox at three pounds a cadaver.
00:12:09And these days, he'd be happy to pay double round.
00:12:14But I thought life round here was supposed to be cheap.
00:12:17It is.
00:12:21But the price rockets once you're dead.
00:12:36Well done.
00:12:37Well done.
00:12:42So, this doctor is gonna give us money to cut old Donald up.
00:12:45Old Donald is in heaven.
00:12:47These are just his mortal remains.
00:12:49He seemed to have given us an awful lot of thought.
00:12:51When have I ever let you down?
00:12:52When have you ever let me die?
00:12:54Oh, come on now, Willie.
00:12:56No!
00:13:03No!
00:13:30Holy shite!
00:13:43This is wrong.
00:13:44There's only one surgeon square in Edinburgh, Willie.
00:13:47No, what we're doing is wrong.
00:13:48I'm sorry to disturb you, doctor,
00:13:50but we have two gentlemen at the door to see you.
00:13:52They appear to have a herring barrel with them, sir.
00:13:54I have no taste for herring, Patterson.
00:13:56Send them away.
00:13:57I believe there's something else in a herring barrel for you, sir.
00:14:04I commend you both on account of his freshness.
00:14:07Thank you, doctor.
00:14:08Why is he bent in half like that?
00:14:11This man obviously died in some kind of construction accident.
00:14:16That is exactly what happened.
00:14:17Isn't that exactly what happened, Mr. Burke?
00:14:19Aye, Mr. Hare, yeah, that's exactly what happened.
00:14:22Right.
00:14:23I'll give you three pounds.
00:14:25We was looking for six pounds, sir.
00:14:28I'm afraid I can go no higher than four pounds ten shillings.
00:14:31Dr. Knox, sir, you yourself complimented us on account of its freshness, sir.
00:14:38Quite the salesman, aren't you, Mr. Hare?
00:14:40Could you make it five pounds ten shillings?
00:14:44What with so much construction work going on in Edinburgh,
00:14:48if we were to stumble on any other unfortunates,
00:14:54would you be interested, doctor?
00:14:57I'll give you five pounds for your efforts, gentlemen,
00:15:01and I'll pay you the same for any more unfortunates that you can deliver,
00:15:04except in the summer when we have a few problems keeping them fresh.
00:15:08I completely understand, Dr. Knox.
00:15:10All right, Patterson, prepare this gentleman for the lecture.
00:15:14What about his posture, sir?
00:15:18Straighten him out.
00:15:19I'm sure he won't complain.
00:15:22Sir?
00:15:23Unbend him.
00:15:23These fellows will assist you and then show them out.
00:15:25Good night.
00:15:27All right, give me a hand with this.
00:15:44Here's to our new product.
00:15:51And where exactly are we going to find more?
00:15:53Oh, there's lots more product just waiting for us to dig it up.
00:16:13Oh, there's less space.
00:16:16I don't know.
00:16:16They're two.
00:16:16They're two.
00:16:18Oh, there's lots of little help.
00:16:19Um...
00:16:25He's looking at me.
00:16:28I'm sure he knows what we're doing
00:16:30Forget the damn dog, Willie
00:16:31Just keep an eye out for the militia
00:16:36You know this is hallowed ground
00:16:39Culture frost is all
00:16:49Look lively, man
00:16:54There
00:17:16Who moves there?
00:17:17Thick spinach
00:17:22It's the militia
00:17:28Listen up, lad
00:17:30They got guns
00:17:33Oh, for pity, St. Private
00:17:38Come on
00:17:42Be careful
00:17:46Either we give ourselves up
00:17:49And risk being transported
00:17:50Or we run for it and risk getting shot
00:17:53As much as I like to travel
00:17:55I think I'm going to go with the latter
00:17:57On three
00:17:58Right
00:17:59One
00:18:06Oh, well shot, sir
00:18:09Thank you, sergeant
00:18:21I can't believe this
00:18:23Six years in the Donegal militia
00:18:25And I never got a scratch
00:18:26And three hours is a grave robber
00:18:28And I get shot in the arse
00:18:29All right, Willie
00:18:30Show me your wounds
00:18:31All right, just be careful
00:18:36I think you've got a perfectly lovely arse
00:18:43Evening, Mrs. McPhee
00:18:48Is it bad?
00:18:49It's nothing but a scratchy big baby
00:18:51But it still hurts
00:18:52Come on, Willie
00:18:53Oh, who was that
00:18:54Screaming in the graveyard
00:18:55Like a wee girl
00:18:56You
00:19:08For the love of Lord Jesus
00:19:10She's fallen off the wagon again
00:19:19Oh, are you all right, love?
00:19:21Oh, it's God
00:19:25He's punishing us
00:19:27Oh, you know that's not true
00:19:29First old Donald
00:19:31And now Joseph
00:19:32What's happened to Joseph?
00:19:35That's two reds
00:19:36Just
00:19:37God
00:19:59Hello
00:20:01Are you all right, Joseph?
00:20:05Do we live in the lights, you bleeding Irish bastards?
00:20:12You'll know me taking my coat
00:20:16I remember
00:20:17Who knows he was there
00:20:19So
00:20:20He says stand up, guards
00:20:23Now, Maitland
00:20:25Now's your time
00:20:27And over we go
00:20:30Fighting
00:20:31Fighting the frogs
00:20:33I have to tell you about the time
00:20:37The time
00:20:40I saw
00:20:41A man
00:20:42The wee man himself
00:20:45Napoleon
00:20:45Aye, what a treat
00:20:50And that in the other hat
00:21:00Forgive me, Father
00:21:04For I know not what I do
00:21:07He shouldn't have to go like this
00:21:11A hero should be laid to rest among his comrades
00:21:13In the corner of some distant foreign field
00:21:16On the battleground
00:21:17Surrounded by his fellow men-at-arms
00:21:20No, Willie
00:21:21It's far better this way
00:21:23A man deserves to die
00:21:25In the comfort of his own bed
00:21:26Surrounded by his friends
00:21:40Woo-hoo
00:21:46Woo-hoo
00:21:49Woo-hoo
00:21:52Woo-hoo
00:22:15Never again, William.
00:22:16Old Joseph was the last one for me.
00:22:18Well, talk about it later, Willie.
00:22:19For now, just smile and try to look important.
00:22:48It's easy to wear.
00:22:49You're not coming in wearing those.
00:22:52But they are French.
00:22:53Exactly.
00:22:55So, slung your hook.
00:22:57Pardon?
00:22:57Slung your hook.
00:22:58Hook?
00:22:59Your hook.
00:23:00Hook?
00:23:00Your hook.
00:23:01Slung it.
00:23:04We're on the guest list.
00:23:06Name.
00:23:10William Wordsworth.
00:23:13Plus one.
00:23:15Welcome to Buck Oakley's, Mr. Wordsworth.
00:23:19And may I say how much I've made your poem about the Daffodils.
00:23:22Oh, too kind.
00:23:25Very nice.
00:23:25Very nice.
00:23:28No chance.
00:23:29Pencils.
00:23:30Good.
00:23:31Good.
00:23:43Thanks.
00:23:49What are you having?
00:23:49It's inconceivable that the height of culture on offer in Edinburgh is this bloody dive, which
00:23:57is why I'm proposing, and don't laugh at me, that we put on Macbeth.
00:24:05It's got everything.
00:24:07Sex, murder, magic, betrayal.
00:24:11Well, I think it's a great idea, Ginny.
00:24:13You do?
00:24:14I really do.
00:24:15There's just one problem.
00:24:18Wasn't Macbeth a king?
00:24:21Wouldn't I make him a man?
00:24:23I'm talking about the first all-female production of a Shakespeare play?
00:24:29It costs money to put on a play, Ginny.
00:24:32None of us want to go back on the game.
00:24:34Never.
00:24:35Nobody's going back on the game.
00:24:37All we need is for a wealthy and discerning patron to take the bait.
00:24:44What are you doing?
00:24:45That which hath made them drunk hath made me bawl them.
00:24:52Had I but died an hour before this chance, I've lived a blessed time.
00:24:59There's nothing safe.
00:25:00Someone's out of you too many.
00:25:02Who can be wise, amazed, temperate, furious, loyal, and neutral in a moment?
00:25:11No man, the final explanation of our love has outrun the pause of reason.
00:25:23Have you not heard of William bloody Shakespeare?
00:25:31Show some respect.
00:25:33Boats.
00:25:37Can I help you?
00:25:39Uh, just, your speech there was, it was wonderful, madam.
00:25:52Doctor!
00:25:53Doctor!
00:25:54Doctor!
00:25:55You look like the proverbial cat that swallowed the canary, Dr. Munro.
00:25:59You must know what this is all about.
00:26:01I do, actually.
00:26:03But forgive me, I need to have a word with Dr. Knox.
00:26:07Oh, I'd be surprised if Knox would speak to you now that...
00:26:09Excuse me, Dr. Lister.
00:26:12And please do not misunderstand this, but your breath is appalling.
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:26Dr. Knox, how wonderful it is to see you.
00:26:30Yes, I'm sure it is.
00:26:32And your new students, are they enjoying your lectures?
00:26:37Uh, not as much as I understand they're enjoying your wife, sir.
00:26:45Oh, I hate that man.
00:26:48Doctors, professors, gentlemen, please take your seats.
00:26:59Your attention, gentlemen.
00:27:01His Majesty will be in residence at Holyrood Palace in eight weeks' time.
00:27:06The King has decided that, in his wisdom,
00:27:09he will create a competition to further the progress of medical science.
00:27:13Accordingly, His Majesty has decided that, during his visit,
00:27:18he will listen to presentations from Scotland's leading physicians.
00:27:22Whomsoever he determines has made the greatest advances in the field of medicine
00:27:26will be awarded the Royal Seal and a handsome monetary reward.
00:27:34This honour will confer immeasurable economic and social status
00:27:39on Edinburgh, on Scotland, on the medical profession,
00:27:43and, of course, on its recipient.
00:27:45I thank you, and good night.
00:27:48Maud Harrington, I just...
00:27:50Yes, I know.
00:27:52I played Agnes in Moliere's School for Wives
00:27:56at the Garrick Theatre in London.
00:27:59And after that, times got tough and I branched out into physical theatre.
00:28:04Ah, like acrobatics.
00:28:06Sometimes.
00:28:07Then I became a dancer and a showgirl,
00:28:10and now I'm trying to produce my first play.
00:28:12Sounds very exciting.
00:28:14It is.
00:28:15I just need to put together a consortium of investors.
00:28:18Anyway, enough about me.
00:28:20Let's talk more about you.
00:28:22What do you do for a living?
00:28:23Uh, I'm in surgical supplies.
00:28:27Sorry to interrupt, Willi,
00:28:28but we should be heading home.
00:28:29Got an early start.
00:28:31It was lovely to meet you, Mr. Burke.
00:28:33Can I see you again?
00:28:34Oh, I'd like that.
00:28:35How about Friday night?
00:28:36I'll meet you here at 7.
00:28:37Good night, miss.
00:28:38Come along, Willi.
00:28:39Good night.
00:28:40Good night.
00:28:40Good night.
00:28:41Good night.
00:28:46I'll not explain myself again.
00:28:48Mr. Wadsworth is already in the club.
00:28:51That cannot be.
00:28:52I am he.
00:28:54Newly returned from my tour of the continent.
00:28:56And I am Samuel Coleridge.
00:28:58Aye.
00:28:59And I'm Robbie fucking Bonds,
00:29:01the pisser of the Morpheus.
00:29:05Strange and peculiar gentleman.
00:29:07I never realized there was so much to know about the human foot.
00:29:12And Dr. Knox,
00:29:13will you be presenting to the committee?
00:29:16I will, my lord.
00:29:18And I believe I shall prevail in His Majesty's competition.
00:29:22And how will you do that, Dr. Knox?
00:29:25I am creating a complete map of the human body, both inside and out.
00:29:31If such a thing were possible,
00:29:33it would constitute the greatest medical advance since Vesalius.
00:29:36It is also impossible.
00:29:39Such a map would be entirely useless unless it was 100% accurate.
00:29:45And no artist can guarantee that.
00:29:48No illustrator or painter, I agree.
00:29:51So how on earth do you propose to achieve it?
00:29:55You shall see, Professor, in the fullness of time.
00:29:58Come, my lord.
00:30:01Come, Patterson.
00:30:23You ready?
00:30:25Ready.
00:30:27Excuse me, sir.
00:30:32Patterson.
00:30:36Oh-oh.
00:30:45Oui, c'est ça.
00:30:54Patterson.
00:31:041, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
00:31:16Patterson.
00:31:24Voilà .
00:31:31Ah, merci.
00:31:34Auprès de ma blonde.
00:31:39Ah, merde.
00:31:42Qui est ma jolie blonde qui chante avec lui?
00:31:58Ah, merde.
00:32:03Ah, merde.
00:32:14It is an heliographique,
00:32:17a device to capture the image forever.
00:32:21An heliographique?
00:32:23Oui.
00:32:24I shall have to come up with something better than that.
00:32:31That was a great night.
00:32:34Best night of my life.
00:32:36It was a different world.
00:32:37A world up high where the air is balmy
00:32:39and anything's possible.
00:32:41That's where we belong, Willie.
00:32:44You know,
00:32:46we should probably keep this run of good fortune to ourselves
00:32:49just till Lucky straightens herself out.
00:32:52Not a problem, William.
00:32:54Besides, for us to come across any more of those unfortunates,
00:32:57we need the devil's own luck.
00:33:00That's where you're wrong, Willie.
00:33:02Men like us make our own luck.
00:33:06What do you mean?
00:33:15Have you gone mad?
00:33:16No, Willie.
00:33:18We've gone into business.
00:33:20That doesn't give us the right to determine another man's fate.
00:33:23A man is gonna die from the moment he leaves his mother's womb.
00:33:26Their fate's already been determined.
00:33:29All we'd be doing is...
00:33:31helping them along a bit.
00:33:36You know...
00:33:39You look very elegant in that new suit.
00:33:44Fine tailoring becomes you.
00:33:48If you think you're gonna convince me like that, you're wrong.
00:33:51I don't care about clothes.
00:33:53But you care about women, right?
00:33:56And a fine one.
00:33:57Costs an arm and a leg.
00:33:59At the very least.
00:34:01And that Miss Ginny.
00:34:04She's a very fine one indeed.
00:34:09Beautiful.
00:34:12Talented.
00:34:13Not to mention a fine pair...
00:34:15All right, you've made your point.
00:34:17But not like this.
00:34:19There's a place in the old town that'll suit us fine.
00:34:23I've made my foot lift.
00:34:24Now to hit it.
00:34:26Did it?
00:34:26Did it?
00:34:27Did it?
00:34:27Did it?
00:34:28Did it?
00:34:29Did it?
00:34:31Wait.
00:34:33Ah.
00:34:40Nya!
00:34:41Nya!
00:34:42Nya!
00:34:42Nya!
00:34:42Nya!
00:34:42Nya!
00:34:43Nya!
00:34:44Nya!
00:34:45Nya!
00:34:47Nya!
00:34:56Nya!
00:34:57Nya!
00:34:58Nya!
00:35:00Nya!
00:35:02Nya!
00:35:02Nya!
00:35:03Nya!
00:35:03Nya!
00:35:04Nya!
00:35:04Nya!
00:35:04Nya!
00:35:04Nya!
00:35:04Nya!
00:35:07Nya!
00:35:13Nya!
00:35:14We just stop in the heart with a knife
00:35:23Look I have another idea
00:35:47As a coachman, can't this bloody thing go faster?
00:35:57They're coming
00:36:01Faster, Willie, faster
00:36:04Faster
00:36:17Come on, Willie, put your back in there
00:36:42Fuck me
00:36:51I'm telling you, Willie, it'll be over in a flash
00:36:54I'm telling you, I don't like this one better
00:36:56And I am confident that this is the only way
00:36:59You know, William, I had confidence in a fart once
00:37:03And I shot all over myself
00:37:24But all the lads she smiled at me
00:37:27Coming through the
00:37:28G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:37:36Coming through the rye
00:37:38G'nabadi kissabadi
00:37:52G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:37:56G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:37:56Come through the rye
00:37:58G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:38:01G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:38:02G'nabadi, mitabadi
00:38:10G'nabadi
00:38:11G'nabadi
00:38:14G'nabadi
00:38:25Have a light
00:38:25Uh, uh?
00:38:34From Law!
00:38:37From Law!
00:38:57Are you all right?
00:38:59This man's untimely and premature death
00:39:03was, as should be fairly obvious to all of you,
00:39:07the direct result of gluttony!
00:39:16I cooked your favourite.
00:39:22Or both smoky and champitati.
00:39:25Mm-hm.
00:39:36Lovely.
00:39:50I'm not stupid, William.
00:39:52Three dead bodies and a pocket full of money.
00:39:55Doesn't take a genius to work out what the pair of you have been up to.
00:40:00I think it's the best bloody idea you've ever had.
00:40:06One condition, I want a pound for everybody you sell.
00:40:09A pound?
00:40:10Man starts getting fancy clothes.
00:40:13Also starts getting fancy ideas.
00:40:17Just think of it as a tax between a man and a wife.
00:40:20A kind of nuptial agreement, if you will.
00:40:25You may be named lucky, but I am the lucky one, my darling.
00:40:34I'm not listening to you.
00:40:36I'm watching you.
00:40:37I'm watching you.
00:40:39Oh!
00:40:40Champagne!
00:40:41I am impressed, William.
00:40:42Mm-hm.
00:40:44That must have set you back a pretty penny.
00:40:46Well, I thought you.
00:40:47To good news.
00:40:49To good news?
00:40:52Hmm.
00:40:54What good news?
00:40:55Please.
00:40:55I have decided to finance your play.
00:40:57No!
00:40:59Help!
00:41:00Help!
00:41:01Help!
00:41:07Who's that over there with Jenny Hawkins?
00:41:13That's Willie Burt.
00:41:15Who?
00:41:16Regularly the gravediggers, always in the country of William Hare.
00:41:21You're drinking champagne.
00:41:24Find out what his racket is.
00:41:28May I ask what persuaded you to be so bold
00:41:31as to invest in an all-female production of the Scottish play?
00:41:35You have an incredible talent, Jenny.
00:41:38I saw that the night we met.
00:41:39A talent like that is a gift from God.
00:41:42To see it go to waste over something as trivial as money
00:41:44would be a travesty.
00:41:46I had no idea you were so passionate about the theatre, Mr. Burke.
00:41:51Not the theatre, Jenny.
00:41:53You.
00:42:02Thank you for a lovely evening, Mr. Burke.
00:42:05Uh, William, please.
00:42:10Oh, sorry.
00:42:12Um...
00:42:16When will I be able to see you again, Jenny?
00:42:18At the Lyceum Theatre.
00:42:20Really?
00:42:21When?
00:42:21When we put down the deposit.
00:42:26Good night, William.
00:42:37Um...
00:42:42I need to make more money.
00:42:43Fast.
00:42:44Don't tell me she'd charge you for the night.
00:42:46She is an actress, not a whore.
00:42:49What's the difference?
00:42:50I am going to finance her play.
00:42:52But with the economy in its current condition,
00:42:54I think I'd have to advise against such a high-risk investment.
00:42:57Not everything is about money, William.
00:43:01William Hare?
00:43:03This is no time to be resting on your laurels.
00:43:06Or to be getting yourself inebriated.
00:43:08You got a business to run.
00:43:10We was just talking about that.
00:43:12Why don't you join us, love?
00:43:13She knows.
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15She does.
00:43:17Don't worry, Willie.
00:43:18I've been keeping my mouth shut.
00:43:19I'm sorry to take so long.
00:43:21I was just having a word with that old lady over there.
00:43:24Tragic story.
00:43:25Just lost her whole family to the pox.
00:43:27And it's left her homeless.
00:43:29I'll be back.
00:43:42Lucky's got her drunk.
00:43:43Now you just hold her still.
00:43:44I'm trying.
00:43:46Hey, you know, this is having put wounded soldiers out of their misery on the battlefield.
00:43:52All right, what's that called?
00:43:53It doesn't really have a name.
00:43:56Perhaps we should invent one.
00:43:57We'll just get it over with, William.
00:43:58No, I've got it.
00:43:59I've got it.
00:44:00In honor of my best friend, from now on, this shall be called...
00:44:06Birking.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:23Help!
00:44:25Help!
00:44:26Help!
00:44:26Help!
00:44:28Help!
00:44:32Is she dead?
00:44:36I think so.
00:44:45Yeah, she snuffed it.
00:44:46I certainly hope so.
00:44:59And thou, opposed being of no woman born,
00:45:03yet will I try the last.
00:45:07Lay on the doff,
00:45:09and damned be him who'll first cry,
00:45:11hold, enough!
00:45:14Lucy, that was...
00:45:15Please let go.
00:45:17That was interesting. Well done.
00:45:19We'll, um, we'll be in touch.
00:45:21Just don't hold your breath.
00:45:22Uh, shh. Silence, gentlemen.
00:45:25Sorry.
00:45:26I thought we'd agreed you'd keep your mouth shut.
00:45:29This is costing me enough without incurring any further delays.
00:45:31I was just being honest.
00:45:32This is the theatre, William.
00:45:34It's not a place for honesty.
00:45:36Next!
00:45:38Miss Clarissa Windsor,
00:45:39reading for the part of Macbeth.
00:45:43Thank you!
00:45:45We're going to need another day of auditions.
00:45:47Maybe even two, Willie.
00:45:51That's not gonna be a problem, is it?
00:45:54Uh...
00:45:54No, no, you take as much time as you like, love.
00:45:57Could you unbutton me, darling?
00:46:00I, uh...
00:46:02I, uh...
00:46:29I trust all is well with your business?
00:46:32I, uh...
00:46:32Can't complain.
00:46:34I just don't know if we're ever going to find a convincing Macbeth.
00:46:38Well, uh...
00:46:39I think you should play the role.
00:46:43What makes you think I could star and direct?
00:46:46Your talent?
00:46:48And your vision.
00:46:49I have.
00:46:50Been blessed with a lot of talent.
00:46:53And I have a vision.
00:46:54Do you think?
00:46:56I know.
00:47:12Claim in, Willie.
00:47:14We're going for a wee chat with Mr. Macbeth.
00:47:19Claim in, Willie.
00:47:21Let me tell you how things work in this little city of mine.
00:47:27Anyone who attempts to start a new business here
00:47:30has to agree to pay me a small percentage of the gross.
00:47:34And in return, I make sure you stay out of jail.
00:47:38You're not harassed by the authorities, the competition,
00:47:42or any other antagonist that might just come along.
00:47:46So we pay you for...
00:47:50...protection?
00:47:52Why, yes, I like that.
00:47:55Protection.
00:47:56How much of a percentage are we talking about?
00:47:58Fifty percent.
00:47:59Half!
00:48:00Don't be unhappy, boys.
00:48:03Mr. Macbeth hasn't yet told you the good part.
00:48:07And, uh...
00:48:09What would be the good part?
00:48:11You get to remain alive.
00:48:25We should leave town immediately.
00:48:27Go to London or America.
00:48:30I think I might even have my cousin there.
00:48:32And quit the most lucrative enterprise we're ever likely to find?
00:48:35I don't think so.
00:48:37Willie, we have identified a demand and found a supply.
00:48:40It's perfect.
00:48:41Yeah, but MacTavish is not for full shilling, is he?
00:48:43The last thing I want to do is get into bed with that man.
00:48:46Ah, but you do want to get into bed with Ginny, right?
00:48:48What?
00:48:48And to do that, you're gonna have to stay right here and continue to finance her play.
00:48:53Whoa-ho!
00:48:54Great Neptune's ocean washed this blood.
00:48:58Clean from my hand.
00:49:00No!
00:49:02This is my hand, but rather!
00:49:04The little two of the seas incarnadine.
00:49:07But the green one's red.
00:49:09My hands are of your colour, but I am shamed to wear a heart so white.
00:49:15Wait, stop right there.
00:49:16Oh, what now?
00:49:17No, something's still not quite right.
00:49:20I need a minute to think.
00:49:22Ginny, please!
00:49:23Just say the words!
00:49:36I can't work out what makes this character commit murder.
00:49:40Wait, Ginny, he does it for love.
00:49:47And power.
00:49:49Macbeth isn't wholly evil.
00:49:51There are traces of goodness and regret within him.
00:49:54That's what makes him such a great tragic hero.
00:49:57The whole play is about his inner struggle between good and evil.
00:50:02Right and wrong.
00:50:06Yeah, I've hidden depths, William.
00:50:10Women like that in a man.
00:50:17May I see you tonight?
00:50:19Um, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:50:23I've got costume fittings tomorrow.
00:50:31This is ground-breaking work, sir.
00:50:35Now, the King will be in residence at Holyrood in just three weeks.
00:50:39Will this work be completed in time?
00:50:40Ah, I shall have to step up the pace, but I don't foresee any major problems.
00:50:44Sir Astley Cooper acquired his knighthood by having successfully lanced a boil on the King's head.
00:50:50I can only begin to imagine the level of patronage His Majesty will confer on you having seen these, uh...
00:50:57Oh, I'm, um...
00:50:58I'm calling them photographs, sir.
00:51:03Photographs.
00:51:05Excellent!
00:51:07My lord.
00:51:10Gentlemen.
00:51:18Any difficulties acquiring subjects, Doctor?
00:51:21I'll admit the anatomical by-law was a temporary inconvenience.
00:51:25But not even you, Monroe, can stand in the way of progress.
00:51:29Good day, gentlemen.
00:51:37You know, you've got a good business going there, Willie.
00:51:41I know. I know.
00:51:43But the problem is...
00:51:44Product acquisition.
00:51:47What?
00:51:47Killing people.
00:51:49That's how you acquire your product.
00:51:51It's not efficient.
00:51:52It's bloody hard work, that's what it is.
00:51:54Even if you're starting to notice, you know,
00:51:55there's all kinds of crazy rumours flying around the Westport, but...
00:52:00Keep going, Willie.
00:52:02It helps me think.
00:52:04Oh!
00:52:05Oh!
00:52:05The thing is that nobody likes dealing with dead bodies, so...
00:52:09For a fee, you could take them off their hands.
00:52:12Sell them a coffin for their loved ones, arrange a burial.
00:52:15And when people are grieving, they don't think about how much things cost.
00:52:18We could call it a funeral store.
00:52:20Oh!
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:22Oh!
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:35Oh, don't stop!
00:52:36Don't stop, Willie!
00:52:37I'm almost there!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:42Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:52:53Ah, Mr. Hare.
00:52:55Dr. Knox would like the pleasure of your company.
00:52:58As from now, I shall require two bodies a week.
00:53:03Fresh ones, mind you, in good condition.
00:53:06That won't be easy, doctor.
00:53:08Mr. Hare, I've never asked you how you came by these subjects.
00:53:12Oh, my partner and I have arrangements
00:53:15with the low-lodging houses in the Westport.
00:53:17Whenever someone dies...
00:53:19Mr. Hare, I'm a doctor.
00:53:21I know the difference between death by natural and unnatural causes.
00:53:27Edinburgh is a very dangerous place, Dr. Knox.
00:53:30And something tells me that recently it's become a lot more dangerous.
00:53:36I don't presume to judge, Mr. Hare.
00:53:39But I know that as a result of my work and the doctors I train,
00:53:47thousands, perhaps millions of lives will be saved.
00:53:53Two a week, Mr. Hare.
00:53:55Can you manage that?
00:54:00Not your service, sir.
00:54:05What more could a man ask for?
00:54:07Mighty fine place you have here, gentlemen.
00:54:10How much will you be asked?
00:54:13Nothing.
00:54:25Wait!
00:54:26Do something!
00:54:35On hand, my boys!
00:54:40gentlemen we live thank god in enlightened times a watchword of our age is progress progress in the
00:54:51arts progress in science progress in technology progress in transportation
00:55:14progress in society please help me fox get your sketchbook in all these fields we've moved further
00:55:24and faster in the last two decades than in the previous two centuries never before have ordinary
00:55:31people had so much freedom and opportunity the year is 1828 and we are building a new world
00:55:44a new and better world
00:55:57as men of science it is our role nay our duty to be in the vanguard of that movement
00:56:09this is not the time for rest that is not a time for half measures this is not the time
00:56:17to sit on our achievements it is the time to work harder and faster than ever before
00:56:30gentlemen i give you a multiple dissection
00:56:54you don't think i look a little bit too masculine you know too much like a man
00:57:00i think you look lovely i'll see you on friday
00:57:25excellent work fox now we'll go and do the new town
00:57:40the militia have posters up all over the streets of us
00:57:44no of the people we've you know
00:57:52you're closing in william and it's our good fortune that we're not doing it anymore
00:57:57i've been doing the songs willie i have got enough money put aside to start our new business
00:58:03what new business funeral parlors funeral parlors it's a place where people bring bodies to be buried
00:58:11and we wouldn't have to kill them they're already dead
00:58:16thank you thank you i like it i knew you would we're going straight to the top
00:58:22and nobody nobody is going to stop us
00:58:47i like to propose a toast
00:58:54to the man whose hard work and whose commitment made this possible to william burke
00:59:02to william burke
00:59:04william burke no come on now
00:59:21thank you thank you i can think of a few ways
00:59:31come to my ticket danny blood and guts aren't entertainment for me william
00:59:36they're business now get in
00:59:45i've decided to bring you and mr burke into the firm
00:59:50sorry you're of regular employment a steady wage we'll be partners partners is it
01:00:03william i are out of the body snatching business now
01:00:06hmm so you say do i have a choice danny of course you do william
01:00:13free will is what distinguishes man from beast
01:00:28our final subject
01:00:37isn't that danny mctavish
01:00:41danny mctavish is being dissected by dr knox
01:00:50i am captain mcclintock and this is the edinburgh militia
01:00:56your reputation precedes you captain mcclintock
01:01:01thank you sir your preposterous war on grave robbery was a model of incompetence
01:01:07it has come to my attention sir that earlier on today you publicly dissected the corpse
01:01:13well if this is him then your information is correct
01:01:20pull yourself together private
01:01:24how did you obtain this body
01:01:26i believe it was dumped in the alley behind this building some students found him this is a notorious
01:01:33villain danny mctavish at least his demise might not be in vain saint peter might look kindly
01:01:40on his services to the teaching of medicine
01:01:48fox show me your hand
01:01:55a defensive wound clear evidence of foul play and you sir
01:02:01i've been tampering with that evidence that's an outrageous accusation captain mcclintock
01:02:07i shall be reporting this matter to the solicitor general lord harrington won't back my judgment on
01:02:13this i state my job in it you just did
01:02:24the raven himself is part of the world
01:02:31jenny
01:02:35how many people are out there standing room only
01:02:39oh thank you
01:02:44when shall we three meet again in thunder lightning
01:02:52oh in rain when the hurly-burly's done when the battle's lost and won
01:03:00that will be air the set of the sun aware the blade upon the heath
01:03:09there to meet we
01:03:26if i stand here i saw him
01:03:30i for shame blood hath been shed here now in the olden time
01:03:36her humane statute purged the gentle wheel
01:03:42why
01:03:43since two murders have been committed too terrible for the air
01:03:49there was a time
01:03:51that when the brains were out
01:03:52the man would die
01:03:55and there an end
01:03:57but now he rise again
01:04:02with 20 mortal murders on their crown
01:04:07and push us from our stools
01:04:10this is more strange
01:04:14than such a murder is
01:04:16oh how missing persons are here
01:04:19qu'est-ce que vous faites ici
01:04:22who did all this
01:04:24c'est moi
01:04:59Ginny?
01:05:01I think they liked it.
01:05:02If I have curtain calls and a stunning ovation, I'd say it's a smash hit.
01:05:05This is the happiest day of my life.
01:05:08What's wrong, Lily?
01:05:09You don't seem happy.
01:05:11I'm happy for you, Gin.
01:05:14I just can't help thinking now this is over, you don't really need me anymore.
01:05:18You're right.
01:05:20I don't need you.
01:05:23But I do want you.
01:05:26Really?
01:05:30Oh, we should take the play to London.
01:05:34Make it musical.
01:05:35I'm blessed with the voice of an angel.
01:05:37Aye, they could do with something new in the West End.
01:05:39Besides, Edinburgh's changed.
01:05:41You know, people have changed.
01:05:43I've changed.
01:05:44Me too.
01:05:47All I want is to be together, Willie.
01:05:49Tonight?
01:05:50Tomorrow.
01:05:51Tonight I'm the star.
01:05:52I must shine.
01:05:52Oh, there's Manny.
01:05:54Manny!
01:05:55Oh, Jimmy!
01:05:56You absolutely love us!
01:06:05These are not bad, but as you can see, the heliograph is the future.
01:06:10Did you kill these people?
01:06:12Certainly not!
01:06:13But they were all already, um, how you say, um, shoved into pieces.
01:06:18You disgusting little French fop!
01:06:21I was just doing what I was told.
01:06:23What you were told?
01:06:25Told by whom?
01:06:30How do I look, Patterson?
01:06:32Like someone who's about to go down in history, sir.
01:06:40Yes?
01:06:41We have questions on urgent militia matters for Dr. Knox.
01:06:46He's not here.
01:06:55Well, I'd appreciate if you could tell us where we could find him.
01:06:59He's making an official presentation at Holyrood Palace.
01:07:07Sharpen up, men.
01:07:08We're going to pay the king a visit.
01:07:15Morning, Willie.
01:07:20For the love of Lord Jesus, he finally gave it up.
01:07:23No!
01:07:24No.
01:07:26Well, I'm pretty sure tonight's the night.
01:07:30I know this amazing trick you can do with your tongue.
01:07:34Thank you, William.
01:07:41Well, that could have been worse.
01:07:43You mean if he'd fallen asleep earlier?
01:07:46Excuse me, what would you like us to do with these, sir?
01:07:48I don't care.
01:07:50Just get rid of them.
01:07:52Dr. Robert Knox.
01:07:56The king is looking forward to seeing your map of the human body.
01:08:00Excellent.
01:08:01My advice is to keep the presentation short and don't ask him to read too much.
01:08:07His majesty can just look at the pictures.
01:08:12Dr. Robert Knox.
01:08:15Dr. Robert Knox.
01:08:16Stop right there!
01:08:21I demand you hand over these photographs in the name of the Solicitor General.
01:08:27May I remind you, Captain, that I am the Solicitor General.
01:08:32What exactly do you think you're doing here?
01:08:34Solving a crime, sir.
01:08:40What on earth are you talking about?
01:08:42I'm talking about murder, sir.
01:08:43That volume contains evidence of foul play.
01:08:46I don't know what this absurd little man is trying to prove, but he's making a mockery of our profession.
01:08:52I want him removed.
01:08:53It is you, sir, who is making a mockery of the medical profession.
01:08:57And if there is one single shred of truth in this man's allegations,
01:09:04we shall all have to pay the price.
01:09:09As majesty has asked to see my work, I intend to fulfill his wish.
01:09:15Good day.
01:09:17Either you hand over the evidence, Dr. Knox, or I'll be forced to arrest you.
01:09:23You're not touching it!
01:09:56How many cadavers were used to create the portfolio?
01:10:02Sixteen.
01:10:04Sixteen?
01:10:05And who provided the sixteen cadavers?
01:10:08Of course.
01:10:44Edinburgh militia! Nobody moves!
01:10:47Oh, for the love of Lord Jesus!
01:10:49I beg your pardon.
01:10:59Mr. and Mrs. Hare,
01:11:01I'm arresting you both
01:11:03on suspicion of murder
01:11:04in the first degree.
01:11:12We did terrible things, William.
01:11:14A man has a right to scratch out a living.
01:11:17Nobody's going to blame us for that.
01:11:19Jenny can.
01:11:21No.
01:11:24She's going to find out, isn't she?
01:11:26She'll know everything.
01:11:29I won't lie to you, will I?
01:11:31It is a possibility.
01:11:41Oh, this is unbelievable.
01:11:44I can see the headline.
01:11:46Macbeth accused of murder.
01:11:49You really have no idea, do you?
01:11:54Captain, you have no right to keep us here.
01:11:57I have every right.
01:11:59Will you please sit down?
01:12:02Now, Mrs. Hare, I have some question I'd like to ask you.
01:12:06I'm not saying anything.
01:12:08Especially not to a Presbyterian.
01:12:10I'm half Jewish.
01:12:12I'm being persecuted by a heathen!
01:12:15This is an outrage.
01:12:16I demand to speak to the Solicitor General.
01:12:19I demand to be released immediately.
01:12:21Immediately?
01:12:22I demand to speak to a Catholic.
01:12:25Miss Hawkins and Miss Hare, either you keep quiet, I'll have you both shot.
01:12:34Wee Captain Tam McClintock of the Edinburgh Melissa has apprehended the perpetrators of the notorious Westport murders.
01:12:43The list of victims include Mrs. Mary O'Toole of the Newtown, Daft Jamie of the Westport, the freed slave John
01:12:53Martin of London, Mrs. Susanna McCartendale of Aberdeen.
01:12:59In the name of the Lord!
01:13:03I demand you disperse immediately.
01:13:05I demand you disperse immediately.
01:13:36I demand you disperse immediately.
01:13:39I demand you disperse immediately.
01:13:43I demand you disperse immediately.
01:13:44I can't live with this on my conscience.
01:13:46Alright?
01:13:48I've got to confess.
01:13:53The minute we're out of here we'll find you a priest.
01:13:55There's no way I will ever be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord Almighty.
01:13:59I've got to confess to the proper authorities here on earth.
01:14:01Well, that's not such a good idea, will I?
01:14:07Because you'd be putting a noose around your own neck.
01:14:10It's no more than I deserve.
01:14:15Not to mention putting a noose around my neck.
01:14:21And Loki's.
01:14:27And Jenny's.
01:14:34Let me handle this.
01:14:36Ah! Pleasure to see you again, Captain.
01:14:40All right.
01:14:41Can you tell us what we're supposed to have done?
01:14:44Sixteen counts of first-degree murder.
01:14:48That does sound serious.
01:14:50And do you have any of the bodies?
01:14:53Do you have any eyewitnesses?
01:14:55In fact, do you have a single shred of evidence?
01:15:00It's all in there, waddy.
01:15:18Captain, a message from Lord Harrington, sir.
01:15:20He wants to see you, sir, at your earliest convenience.
01:15:24His lordship also said to bring Dr. Knox's portfolio with you.
01:15:40Captain, take a seat.
01:15:42Oh, thank you, Lord.
01:15:45Chocolate.
01:15:46Ah, thank you, Lord.
01:15:48The Lord Provost and I are very interested to know how we're doing on this case.
01:15:52Well, at present, I have Mr. Burke and Mr. Hare under lock and key.
01:15:59I'm not admitting anything, but I'm sure by the time I finish them, they will crack.
01:16:03I'm sure of that.
01:16:04But is that really what we want, Captain?
01:16:09Excuse me, sir?
01:16:09This city is renowned for its medical facilities.
01:16:13Students come from all over the world to train in our anatomy schools.
01:16:18They bring a great deal of money with them.
01:16:21We're rightfully proud of our status and of our traditions.
01:16:25It would be a pity to sully them with a scandal such as a high-profile murder trial.
01:16:31Especially a murder trial that might compromise the reputations of our esteemed teaching hospitals.
01:16:38You're surely not suggesting that I let these two men go free?
01:16:42No, no.
01:16:43We need someone to swing for these crimes, but no trial.
01:16:47The city will gladly show its gratitude for your delicate handling of this affair.
01:16:51In fact, in a city of this standing, surely the militia should be commanded by a major or even a
01:17:00colonel.
01:17:03Indeed.
01:17:04Rest assured, my lord, my lords, that the city can rely on me.
01:17:09That's settled, then.
01:17:13We'll look after that, Colonel.
01:17:18Thank you, my lord.
01:17:20My lord.
01:17:45So let me get this straight, Captain.
01:17:47Colonel.
01:17:50Colonel.
01:17:53If one of us confesses to having committed these crimes, the others will walk free.
01:18:01Precisely.
01:18:02But that is outrageous!
01:18:03We're all innocent!
01:18:05Nobody's gonna confess to a crime they didn't commit just to make you popular with a mob out there!
01:18:10It's all right, William!
01:18:11This is the chance for one of us to do the decent thing.
01:18:14You call that decent?
01:18:17What kind of man would do such a thing?
01:18:23I will.
01:18:28Thank you, God.
01:18:51I know what you did.
01:18:53I am so sorry, Jenny.
01:18:57I...
01:18:59I...
01:18:59I don't expect you to forgive my...
01:19:01It's just so romantic.
01:19:05Confessing to save the life of your lover.
01:19:10It's like Shakespeare.
01:19:15For never was there a story of such woe as of Jenny and Romeo.
01:19:24In theQL.
01:19:28I know, you're so good.
01:19:31You're so mad!
01:19:38I know he's so good.
01:19:38You are so good?
01:19:39I know he's so bad.
01:19:40Yes, my other father are so good?
01:19:40You're so good.
01:19:41You're so good.
01:19:41I know.
01:19:44And I know him.
01:20:37William Burke of the Westport, formerly of County Donegal in Ireland.
01:20:42You are convicted of the heinous crimes of grave robbery and multiple murder.
01:20:53Do you have anything to say before you're consigned to hell?
01:21:00Only this.
01:21:06I did it for love.
01:21:31I did it for love.
01:21:39I know he seemed like a nice guy and all that.
01:21:47And I suppose you have to respect the fact that he made the ultimate sacrifice for love.
01:21:55But he did kill all those people just for money.
01:21:58And that's just evil.
01:22:07That's for the rest of them.
01:22:11The Doctor ended up in the new world.
01:22:14After all, anything goes over there.
01:22:18Yeah!
01:22:22Yeah!
01:22:22Right, catcher!
01:22:23Right, catcher!
01:22:25Right, catcher!
01:22:25Fergus took protection to a new level and made a fortune selling life insurance.
01:22:31That's for our French friend here.
01:22:34He also became a minor celebrity.
01:22:36He returned to Paris and continued his work.
01:22:39Oh, come here!
01:22:44Come here!
01:22:45Come here!
01:22:46I can't live without you!
01:22:47You're beautiful!
01:22:48Ah!
01:22:49Arrête!
01:22:49Arrête!
01:22:50C'est cheese!
01:22:53Hommage!
01:22:55Nisufor is widely credited as one of the inventors of photography.
01:22:59Parfait!
01:23:00Bravo!
01:23:02Lord Harrington, having weathered the storm of the Westport murders, was later forced to resign
01:23:08after Colonel Wee-Tam McClintock's racy private memoirs
01:23:12were a publishing sensation.
01:23:15But the real star turned out to be Professor Munro's young assistant,
01:23:19Charles Darwin.
01:23:21He went on to write a book that sold almost as well as the Bible.
01:23:26It said, only the fittest survive.
01:23:29And living proof of that is young Ginny.
01:23:32She finally overcame her grief and became a popular actress.
01:23:38She's terrible!
01:23:40Well, not that popular.
01:23:42As for our two heroes, William Hare followed his dream.
01:23:54In the end, only Hare got the royal seal.
01:23:59And William Burke ended up in the same place as his victims.
01:24:03Where shall I start?
01:24:07I think the feet.
01:24:12When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be
01:24:16I'm going to be the man who wakes up next to you
01:24:20When I go out, yeah, I know I'm going to be
01:24:23I'm going to be the man who goes along with you
01:24:27If I get drunk, well, I know I'm going to be
01:24:31I'm going to be the man who gets drunk next to you
01:24:34And if I heave up, yeah, I know I'm going to be
01:24:38I'm going to be the man who's heavering to you
01:24:41But I would walk 500 miles
01:24:45And I would walk 500 more
01:24:56And if I go out, yeah, I know I'm going to be the man who's working hard for you
01:25:03And when the money comes in for the work I do
01:25:07I'll pass almost every penny on to you
01:25:10When I come home, when I come home
01:25:13Oh, I know I'm going to be
01:25:14I'm going to be the man who comes back home to you
01:25:17And if I go out, yeah, I know I'm going to be
01:25:22I'm going to be the man who's going over you
01:25:25But I would walk 500 miles
01:25:29And I would walk 500 more
01:25:33Just to be a man who walks a thousand miles
01:25:37Just to fall down at your door
01:25:58When I'm lonely
01:26:00Well, I know I'm going to be
01:26:02I'm going to be the man who's lonely well too
01:26:05And when I'm dreaming
01:26:07Well, I know I'm going to dream
01:26:09I'm going to dream about the time when I'm with you
01:26:12When I go out
01:26:14When I go out
01:26:15Well, I know I'm going to be
01:26:16I'm going to be the man who goes along with you
01:26:19And when I come home
01:26:21When I come home
01:26:22Yes, I know I'm going to be
01:26:23I'm going to be the man who comes back home with you
01:26:27I'm going to be the man who's coming home with you
01:26:33But I would walk 500 miles
01:26:37And I would walk 500 more
01:26:41Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
01:26:46To fall down at your door
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