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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:50Oops.
00:01:51Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:17And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Jason Gray.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want
00:05:21to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:44Your jacket smells good.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:05Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:32Oh, clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:22Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:40Ah.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:20Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45What do I do?
00:08:45What do I do?
00:08:45What do I do?
00:08:47What do I do?
00:08:47What do I do?
00:08:48What do I do?
00:08:49How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29She's not here.
00:09:31Why are you in there?
00:09:31I'm so sorry.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:34I'm so sorry.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:46I...
00:09:46How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:10:07What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But, I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:23Listen up second hand Rose.
00:10:25Chasin? Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:19You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise we'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:29Rose.
00:11:30What are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:59I...
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Oh my god.
00:13:10Ow.
00:13:11I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:28I'll bring him back.
00:13:29Later.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31I'll see ya.
00:13:32She's being nice.
00:13:33That's never a good sign.
00:13:34Oh my god, ew.
00:13:35Look at these losers.
00:13:36My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:38Private tutors.
00:13:39Oh, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:42Um, no.
00:13:43She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:44She told me so herself.
00:13:45Wow.
00:13:47You know, what's wrong?
00:13:48You can see that character, this guy is the only one who I'm supposed to be in a
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school
00:13:57and be a regular teen.
00:13:58Um, no. She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I,
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains? Watch this.
00:14:20Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:50What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14We were.
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:06Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And...
00:17:18I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And...
00:17:22I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:18:03That's not true.
00:18:05I had two very many people and my parents say that there are many people.
00:18:08Oh yeah.
00:18:12Home stackое.
00:18:14Now.
00:18:16One more expense.
00:18:18How would you weigh in your body?
00:18:20That was true.
00:18:23This one, finally.
00:18:26The fourth time.
00:18:27I have won everything.
00:18:28know how to hold a racket you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead
00:18:34in the eyes it's called eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot it's polite enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar
00:19:09you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:16listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes
00:19:23and you're out
00:19:31audrey rose wintersby
00:19:36audrey rose wintersby
00:19:39what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:44eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear
00:20:06so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:12i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:24i think you swear
00:20:25i think you swear
00:20:29awesome
00:20:31awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:39eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:45i'm so relieved
00:20:50so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:53just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:58what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch
00:21:05look who's talking
00:21:07you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every
00:21:24second of it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that
00:21:29designer knockoff and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always
00:21:36fake
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for
00:21:52everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white
00:22:06trash girl who dresses like a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay what you
00:22:12think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:27yeah this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:35You bitch!
00:23:05Hey, I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis. After hitting Sloan in the base, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:51I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:07Like that.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12Ready?
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:21Oh!
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23You should join the tennis team.
00:24:28You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Hey!
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:12You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:14You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:15What the hell?
00:25:26Hmm?
00:25:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:30You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:05What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:35Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:05Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:46Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:36So you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chased me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, oh my god.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:59You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:54What the?
00:34:55What the?
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:19What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:59Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45Hello?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Ooh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:16Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:18Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:20Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:22Bitch fight!
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls!
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow! Ow!
00:44:29Ow! My foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:59Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:46:00No!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:58And I can çek you now.
00:47:00Yeah, it hurts.
00:47:01That was so hot, but...
00:47:03Even though there's so such a person that wascapριated.
00:47:05Okay?
00:47:07There we go.
00:47:09I've got to oh my goodness.
00:47:11Yes.
00:47:12I'll be sure.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:43Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:45I...
00:48:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:06That way I really don't feel.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:53:04I don't know.
00:53:06I worked up and have to drive.
00:53:14so how was it it was amazing
00:53:22do I look different
00:53:27no you look beautiful
00:53:30I have something important to ask you
00:53:40uh oh
00:53:42what
00:53:43will you go to the prom with me
00:53:51will you go to the prom with me
00:53:57Jason I can't
00:54:01I was expelled
00:54:06fuck
00:54:10and I agreed to attend the opera that night
00:54:14so much for being a regular teen
00:54:17hey Jason hey how's rose bummed I feel awful I was so mean to her yesterday
00:54:41thinking of doing something about it
00:54:48well maybe
00:54:51might not be a bad idea
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight Norman
00:55:11yes indeed I am aware but I'm sure we're going to have much more fun
00:55:16are we ready to leave
00:55:19hey Gabby
00:55:22rose get over here right away something's happened to Jason
00:55:26wait what what happened
00:55:28Norman we have to get to the school fast something happened to Jason
00:55:34Jason
00:55:35Jason where's Jason
00:55:47where's Jason
00:55:48where's Jason
00:55:49Audrey Rose
00:55:50she's so beautiful
00:55:51people
00:55:57everyone
00:55:58everyone
00:55:58I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith
00:56:02Audrey Rose
00:56:05Wintersby
00:56:05oh my gosh
00:56:07that's really the old people's
00:56:09that's really old people's
00:56:11that's really old people's
00:56:12give it me that
00:56:13Jason
00:56:14Jason
00:56:14Jason
00:56:15Jason
00:56:15hang on
00:56:18hang on
00:56:19she can't be here
00:56:20she's expelled
00:56:21security
00:56:22security
00:56:24security
00:56:25nope
00:56:27give it
00:56:28hang on everyone
00:56:30Gabby
00:56:31Gabby
00:56:32Gabby
00:56:34Gabby
00:56:35Gabby
00:56:36Gabby Gabby
00:56:37Gabby
00:56:39Gabby
00:56:40Gabby
00:56:41Gabby
00:56:42Gabby
00:56:43Gabby
00:56:44Gabby
00:56:45Gabby
00:56:46Gabby
00:56:47Gabby
00:56:48Gabby
00:56:49Gabby
00:56:50Gabby
00:56:51Gabby
00:56:52Gabby
00:56:53Gabby
00:56:54Gabby
00:56:55Gabby
00:56:56Gabby
00:56:57Gabby
00:56:58Gabby
00:56:59Gabby
00:57:00Gabby
00:57:01Gabby
00:57:02Gabby
00:57:03Gabby
00:57:04Gabby
00:57:05Gabby
00:57:06Gabby
00:57:07is closed from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloan to my office
00:57:14no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am work
00:57:26okay it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is
00:57:35jason gray
00:57:46and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:05congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult
00:58:26your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:35or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there
00:58:45are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays i mean let's face it
00:58:55high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who
00:59:05you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage
00:59:15wait what
00:59:22i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:44hey want to dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:06get lost
01:00:12everyone
01:00:14all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:25gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:52yes
01:00:58and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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