00:00there are people in america that have a disorder called phantom odor perception
00:10it makes them constantly smell disgusting stuff that's terrible that's not even there
00:16oh i've never heard of that that is terrible uh according to the national institutes of health by
00:22the way if anyone has phantom odor perception we'd love to hear from you because they say
00:276.5 percent of the country over 40 has this so you're just in the middle of nowhere and then
00:35you think you smell like someone's feet or bo yeah rotting fish oh decaying b-holes i might have
00:43something like this you think you may have all the time at home i'll be like did the dog poop in the
00:47house i'll ask my girlfriend did did chloe go poop in the house because it smells like poop in here
00:51and she'll be like it smells fine james i'm like i'm like i'm looking behind the couch i'm looking
00:57under chairs like i'm looking anywhere where a turd might have gotten kicked i'm looking for poop
01:01i swear to god it smells like a fresh turd and i can't find it and i'm like the crazy one in the
01:07house you could have it uh tina you believe you have this disorder that makes people constantly
01:14smell nasty stuff that's not even there yes how what happens i don't know it just comes out of
01:23nowhere i could be i could just clean and all of a sudden i'll smell like my boyfriend's butt
01:28or i'll smell fish or i'll smell trash why do you say your boyfriend's butt couldn't it just be but
01:35because it's bad no because i it's like it's like odors that i don't know trapped in your
01:40factory or something yeah like she it's familiar yeah your brain remembers that smell
01:46yeah so and i smelled his butt before and it's gross and i was asked him like did you wash your
01:53butt and he's like dude i smell your butt like go check your butt check your butt it's like
02:02police away's on the line you don't want to smell your boyfriend's butt check your butt
02:05that's really if you're gonna smell it i hope it smells great you should not have oh my god i'd be
02:10devastated me as a woman it started when i was pregnant it started and it never went away
02:16yeah now you know what it is but first of all tell your guy to wash his ass well she is she's
02:21telling him all the time she's telling him all the time yeah tell him david chuck the freak said
02:27wash your ass please right on i will thank god all right have a good day see ya yeah you oh that
02:35would be honestly a devastating blow if my girl said oh your ass stinks oh you smell you smell my ass
02:43you smell my ass just envisioning like some angry guy coming up to the station did you did you say
02:48hey i got a message from my girl from david chuck who the hell is that who the hell is that
02:58you said to tell me to wash my ass we're here to kick your ass i've got my body down here where is
03:04uh david david chuck i ain't never heard of him
03:08i haven't seen david that's chuck no you've been telling us to wash our ass man no that's chuck
03:15my girl's been talking to me that's a private thing and y'all got involved you're stuck in his
03:22ass hey you're telling me to wash my ass you get me david and uh chuck yeah i don't know i'm gonna do
03:30something to both our asses he is mad as hell just like i am you ain't gonna like it that's my business
03:37dog that's his ass that's my ass who cares if it's dirty why you got a message about my ass man
03:44we're talking to his wife
03:46what are you talking about
03:48they got kids they got kids
03:50talking about my ass to my wife
03:54that's our business man
03:57do you get me david chuck
03:59they both gonna have a dirty ass in about two seconds
04:01that's right
04:03he's gonna be dirty
04:04he's gonna kick your ass
04:08he's more upset than i am
04:11i can't stand it
04:13he can
04:14that's his ass
04:15it's his business
04:17we drove right down here once we heard
04:18on our bikes
04:20i took a bike ride to kick his ass
04:24he told my wife that my ass smelled
04:27what
04:27wash my ass
04:29they support a buddy indeed
04:32it's always good to have backup
04:35let's hope that doesn't happen
04:39yeah absolutely
04:40let's hope
04:41you heard of dave
04:42chuck the freak's a guy with the dirty guy
04:44cover up the sign
04:46i'd be pointing to different guys that work
04:48that's him right there
04:50we'll make a pact
04:52we'll not sell each other out
04:53but we'll point to two other guys
04:54they'll have no other idea
04:57oh that's dave and chuck the freak over there
04:58get him
04:59it is funny
04:59you tell him dave and chuck said
05:02wash his ass
05:03i want to just send it home
05:06like if it's not enough for her saying
05:08let him know that other people know about it
05:10i hear you man
05:11oh he's still here
05:13you're right
05:14we're listening now
05:15oh no what
05:16we found your stupid ass show
05:18oh no
05:18it turns out you aren't those other two guys we killed
05:21that is right
05:24we came to the right place this time
05:26oh no
05:27those other guys is dead
05:29oh yeah
05:29talking about my ass twice in the break
05:31twice two times
05:34double talk
05:35fool me once
05:37so dave's the guy with the jew horn
05:39and chuck's the guy
05:40oh you're gonna kill that
05:41chuck's the guy in the thong
05:42they told us you would do that
05:44they showed us pictures online of you fellas
05:47that's right we got photos
05:49your trickery ain't gonna work this time
05:52i always knew i was expendable
05:54i saw you on a sea dude
05:57i did i didn't get no ride man
06:00talking about my ass
06:03come on
06:04you
06:04you
06:05you
06:07you
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