00:00You are my M.N.I.T.K.W.A.L.I.
00:02Have you ever eaten sweets?
00:04I thought you were my younger brother.
00:06And I thought you were my elder brother.
00:10What are you saying?
00:12I don't work for you.
00:14I don't work for you.
00:16I don't do any work for you.
00:18I have 50,000 rupees in my pocket.
00:20Give me the money.
00:22You won't get the money in your life.
00:24Give me the money.
00:26You are the boss.
00:28I don't need the money.
00:30You gave me a jewellery to wear for the wedding.
00:32I will sell that jewellery.
00:34I will earn more than you.
00:36I don't want to see your jewellery.
00:38I don't want to see your jewellery.
00:40You know me.
00:42I will finish you.
00:44You are not my M.N.I.T.K.W.A.L.I.
00:46I will finish you.
00:56What are you saying?
00:58What are you saying?
01:00Give me a plate.
01:02Give me a plate.
01:04Give me a plate.
01:06Why are you fighting?
01:08Why are you fighting?
01:10I have brought the video.
01:16Take it.
01:18Take it.
01:20I can't do any work.
01:22I can't do any work.
01:24I am not giving you anything.
01:26I'll feed them.
01:28Don't you dare.
01:30You make me an example.
01:34Take a look if you don't want something else.
01:36Take a look if you don't want something else.
01:38What are you doing?
01:40Ask two people to eat.
01:42I will go.
01:44Ask two people to eat.
01:46I will go.
01:54Oh
02:24Oh
02:54Oh
03:24Oh
03:54I don't know
04:00Where are they
04:06Take a toenaise
04:12It's not a birthday do a decoy
04:16Laila
04:18Hey Lala
04:20Lala
04:50You are very cute.
05:08Yes.
05:09Really.
05:10You are very cute.
05:13Your hair color is very beautiful.
05:17What are you saying?
05:19I don't wear black.
05:20Black is the color of gold.
05:22I like black people.
05:23And you are not black.
05:24You are a white type.
05:28In my life, no one has ever treated me like this.
05:32No one has ever treated me like this in my life.
05:34Like Salman.
05:35Badamiya.
05:37When I was young, I grew up.
05:40Like my elder brother.
05:43My brother can't see me now.
05:45He is very angry with me.
05:47I am sorry.
05:49I have a dream for you.
05:58What dream?
06:01You and I will dance together.
06:04No.
06:05I can't dance.
06:06I have a big stomach.
06:07I will teach you.
06:09We will dance together.
06:11If you teach me, I will dance.
06:14I can do anything.
06:16I will teach you.
06:18What will you and Salman do?
06:21What will I do?
06:23You are a singer.
06:24And I am a dancer.
06:26We will dance together.
06:27What will you do?
06:29You are a singer.
06:32You can sing any song.
06:33What else can you do?
06:34You are just a pocket man.
06:35What else can you do?
06:37I want you and me to form a new group.
06:41We will name it Rangila.
06:44What do you say?
06:48He is not Salman.
06:49He is a pocket man.
06:50If he gets angry, he will bite you.
06:54No need.
06:55I won't say anything.
06:56What will you say?
06:58I will call him Salman.
07:00What?
07:01Go on.
07:04I will dance with him.
07:18Darn it.
07:21Sando, have kebab.
07:24I'm not eating.
07:25What will you do with me?
07:26Leave me.
07:27You always tease me.
07:29You hit me in the heart.
07:31I am angry when I see you.
07:33Why?
07:34Am I that bad?
07:35What did I do to you?
07:38I have been a pocket man all my life.
07:40I couldn't change anything.
07:41I will tell you the news.
07:42I will tell you the news.
07:43I will tell you the news.
07:44I will tell you the news.
07:45I will tell you the news.
07:46I can't steal.
07:47Don't you dare say that again.
07:49I have seen more respect in my pocket.
07:51How dare you talk to me like that?
07:53This is not stealing.
07:55This is stealing heart.
07:57You can't steal someone's heart.
07:59What do you mean?
08:01Don't you understand?
08:03You stole my heart.
08:05I like you.
08:07What are you doing?
08:08Come here.
08:11Why do you like me?
08:13Puma, you look like Salman Khan.
08:16You and I are a hit couple.
08:19What are you saying?
08:20Am I a fool?
08:22No.
08:23I don't believe you.
08:25You are a fool.
08:27You think you are a good person.
08:29You are a fool.
08:30I am a fool.
08:31Is it?
08:32Take this.
08:33Leave the roti.
08:38How is it?
08:40It's just a roti.
08:41I like it.
08:43Eat it with the kebab.
08:49Listen.
08:50We are going to watch a movie tomorrow.
08:54Are we lovers from now?
08:56Yes.
08:57We are going to watch a movie tomorrow.
08:59You don't have to tell anyone.
09:01You don't have to go out at night.
09:04What's the problem if I go out at night?
09:06Puma.
09:07Love is not a matter of knowing.
09:09There is a different kind of fun in love.
09:11Don't you understand?
09:12Then let's watch a movie at home.
09:13You are a bad boy.
09:14You are going out at night.
09:15Give me the leaf.
09:16Give me the leaf.
09:18You are old.
09:19You will die someday.
09:20Give me the leaf like a father.
09:21No.
09:22You don't have to give me the leaf like a father.
09:23You do all the work.
09:25You take all the risks.
09:26What can he do?
09:27He just sings.
09:28Everyone can sing.
09:29It's not a big deal.
09:31I have to take care of my life.
09:33You are my mother.
09:34Listen.
09:35I was thinking.
09:36You and me.
09:38We will name a new boy.
09:40We will name him Rangila.
09:43I will hit your pocket.
09:44Come here.
09:45Hit my pocket.
09:46Give me the leaf.
09:49Give me the leaf.
09:50Give me the leaf.
09:51Give me two fingers.
09:52Give me the leaf.
09:56Puma.
09:57You are late.
09:58Did you bring the medal?
09:59No.
10:00You are so lazy.
10:04One.
10:06Two.
10:07Three.
10:08Four.
10:09Go to sleep.
10:11Go to sleep.
10:12Go to sleep.
10:13He can't.
10:14Do it.
10:15Go to sleep.
10:16One.
10:17One.
10:18Two.
10:19Two.
10:20Three.
10:21Three.
10:22Four.
10:23Go to sleep.
10:24What happened?
10:25She said she would go to sleep.
10:26Did you do it?
10:29Where are you going?
10:30Where are you going?
10:32I have to go somewhere.
10:35Did you give me your hand?
10:37You are so mean.
10:38I am not mean. I am telling the truth.
10:41In your arms, my life is...
10:47Hey!
10:50Why did you take that ice cube?
10:52Is that a mandatel?
10:53Mandatel?
10:54Wait.
10:55Rani, go and study.
10:57Go.
10:58Go and study.
11:00Go away.
11:02What is this?
11:05Come, let's go.
11:09Give me a big fine.
11:12I don't need anything.
11:16My Laila didn't give me her hand.
11:19I have everything.
11:24I have everything.
11:27I have everything.
11:36Hey, Tuneer!
11:38Tuneer, dance.
11:40Dance.
11:57Tuneer, listen to me.
12:01I want to go on a date with you.
12:11Tuneer, listen to me.
12:14I want to go on a date with you.
12:18Tuneer, listen to me.
12:21Call me in the evening.
12:24Tuneer, listen to me.
12:28I want to go on a date with you.
12:31Tuneer, listen to me.
12:35I want to go on a date with you.
12:54Tuneer, you have spent a lot of money.
12:57What do you mean?
12:59You are rich.
13:01Why did you spend so much money?
13:03I have a wife and children.
13:05I have to spend as much money as I can.
13:08What did you do with the money?
13:11I didn't steal it.
13:13I didn't steal it.
13:15I didn't steal it.
13:17I didn't steal it.
13:19I didn't steal it.
13:21Why are you looking so angry?
13:23Even I can't control my anger.
13:25What did you do?
13:26I didn't do anything.
13:31Khalil.
13:32You have spoiled everything.
13:35I'll break your bones.
13:38What did you say?
13:40Why are you hitting me?
13:44I'm the one who brought you to this world.
13:46I'm not old.
13:48I'm just a little bit old.
13:50I don't understand.
13:51Stop dancing!
13:54How do you want your medicine?
13:55I will take care of it.
13:57Will you take it out of your pocket?
13:59I won't dance, I will take care of the medicine.
14:01I will take it out of my pocket in 5 minutes.
14:05What happened?
14:06Your head is all messed up.
14:09Is she a new girl?
14:11I was trying to help you with the chores.
14:14What?
14:15She wants to open a market.
14:18When you enter a shop,
14:20you put your hand down in your pocket at various times,
14:21makeumoto $1.00
14:23but nobody gave you anything from that shop.
14:25After you went to the next shop,
14:27you have your hand in your pocket,
14:28and makeup $1.00!
14:29Nobody gave you anything from other shop.
14:31After that you went to the next shop,
14:33you put your hand in your pocket,
14:34makeup $1.00
14:35but nobody gave you anything.
14:36Like this, 10 shops, 4 shops, 5 shops, 10 pants, 30 shops, 40 shops!
14:41You went to 45 shops!
14:42But nobody gave you anything
14:44Your hand is warm in the pocket!
14:45I've never seen a sister-in-law like you in my entire life.
14:48She sold me 50 shops, but she didn't buy me anything.
14:52My sister-in-law started to beg me.
14:54She doesn't know that you're begging her.
14:57You're begging her.
14:59You're begging her.
15:01That's why, brothers,
15:02you have to make a mistake.
15:03You have to make a mistake.
15:05You have to make a mistake.
15:07You have to make a mistake.
15:09That's it.
15:11Where did he go?
15:13Brothers, there's nothing to be afraid of.
15:16We'll dance, we'll sing, we'll do everything.
15:19Today, we'll dance to Miss Laila's song.
15:22I'm with Salman Khan.
15:24We'll dance to the music.
15:40I've never seen a sister-in-law like you in my entire life.
15:46She sold me 50 shops, but she didn't buy me anything.
15:51My sister-in-law started to beg me.
15:54She doesn't know that you're begging her.
15:57You're begging her.
15:59That's it.
16:00Where did he go?
16:02Brothers, there's nothing to be afraid of.
16:05We'll dance, we'll sing, we'll do everything.
16:09You are my life.
16:11You are my life.
16:13You are my dear friend.
16:15You are my heart.
16:24Come on, let's go to Tulkadesh.
16:39How many more days do we have to wait?
16:51I have made a lot of white rice for you.
16:57You are using powder.
16:59Don't talk too much.
17:00If you have time, I will...
17:07I didn't understand.
17:08Why do you have a swollen face?
17:13I know.
17:15What do you know?
17:17I don't know.
17:23What don't you know?
17:24What are you looking at?
17:26In front of me.
17:28If you are in front of me, I know you won't hit me.
17:30But I can't hit you from behind.
17:31I can't hit you even if I want to.
17:35Don't touch me.
17:39Tell me.
17:40What do you want?
17:41Don't look at me.
17:42What happened?
17:44She bit me with her fingers.
17:49Who bit you?
17:51The thief.
17:55The one who steals Salman Khan.
17:59Why did she bite you?
18:01She wants to dance.
18:03I see.
18:07It's okay.
18:08I'm here for you.
18:38I'm here for you.
18:40I don't know what's going to happen to me when I grow up
18:45You are my life, you are my self, you are my heart, my friend, you are my heart
19:10Oh my God!
19:16Oh my God!
19:18Oh my God!
19:19Ouch!
19:21Ouch!
19:22How can a human kill another human?
19:25Not even the snake kills a human
19:27So how did this happen?
19:31I took her money bag
19:32But she didn't have any money bag
19:34The entire incident happened in one man
19:37What happened?
19:38You are the one who hit him in the pocket?
19:40Rajjagbhai has already told you so many times that he is a big shot.
19:44And then you go to the set.
19:45You go to the set, you hit everyone and he let you go.
19:49Rajjagbhai himself hit you twice.
19:52What?
19:55Rajjagbhai hit me?
19:58You are calling him a brother for a kiss?
20:00Does he do anything like a brother?
20:01You should be punished for this.
20:04Rajjag, you hit me in the back.
20:07I will hit you in the stomach.
20:09I won't forgive you.
20:10I won't do anything to you.
20:11After that I won't forgive you.
20:14Come, come.
20:15Do you want to pee?
20:16Come.
20:20Please listen to me.
20:23What should I say?
20:29Listen, what do you think?
20:31Rajjagbhai is not a poet or a doctor.
20:33He is a big shot.
20:35What does he do?
20:37Is he a poet?
20:39No.
20:40Look at this.
20:41What is this?
20:44You eat all this.
20:45And this uncle.
20:46He is doing Rajjagbhai's work.
20:49Hit him.
20:50Don't hit him.
20:51He is an old man.
20:52Hit Rajjagbhai.
20:53Hit Rajjagbhai.
20:54Why don't you hit him?
20:55Go.
20:56Bring people.
20:57Let's see Rajjagbhai.
20:58What should I do?
20:59Go.
21:00Go.
21:01This is the news of the day.
21:02You can't do anything with Rajjagbhai.
21:03The shop will be closed.
21:04Think about it.
21:05He hit me.
21:06Should I let him go?
21:07Go.
21:08If you hit me once.
21:10If you hit me once.
21:11I will have to stay in the bathroom for 7 days.
21:18If you use one bottle in your life.
21:20If you use one bottle in your life.
21:21Your life will be over.
21:23Who said this?
21:26Don't do side talking.
21:27Don't do side talking.
21:28Don't do side talking in the afternoon.
21:31You should talk where you want.
21:33What you say.
21:35They say that wherever they want.
21:37I'm coming.
21:38I only want to talk.
21:39Why are you standing there?
21:41I'm coming, brother.
21:43You want to say something.
21:44Yes.
21:47Applause for all of them.
21:49My brother.
21:50And mother, which job have you received?
21:52After you received some job.
21:53You came here to give new one.
21:54And for other jobs.
21:56Others give you applause.
21:58You deserve a double of the applause.
21:59Let's give him a big round of applause.
22:04Tell me, brother.
22:05What can I say?
22:06After eating your porridge, I've become very light.
22:08I've lost weight, brother.
22:11You've lost weight?
22:13Not less.
22:15After eating your porridge, I was in the bathroom for 7 days.
22:18I've lost my stomach, brother.
22:20I've lost my life, brother.
22:22Boss, the work is done.
22:24Yes, of course. Give him a big round of applause.
22:26A big round of applause for my brother.
22:29Why did I tell you to give him a big round of applause?
22:31From today, I've changed the name of my medicine to 2-in-1.
22:34Because one medicine does two things.
22:36People spend millions of rupees to lose weight.
22:39They can't lose weight.
22:41But you've lost your brother's weight once.
22:44And the pain...
22:45There's no pain.
22:47There's no pain.
22:48His pain has gone away.
22:50His weight has also reduced.
22:51So, one medicine does two things.
22:54Applause.
22:55Applause.
22:58Of course, of course.
23:00Give him a big round of applause.
23:03Boss.
23:04Yes.
23:05I'll buy one medicine from one shop.
23:06I don't need to go to another shop.
23:08I have customers from other shops.
23:10Okay, brother.
23:11That's all for today.
23:12You can go.
23:13Greetings, brother.
23:17Boss, the work is done.
23:20The bullet went near the ear.
23:22What did you use to make the medicine?
23:24I used flour to make it.
23:25You bought flour from a shop?
23:27Yes.
23:28Flour is 2-in-1.
23:29You can't go to another shop.
23:31What do we do now?
23:32We'll make medicine 2-in-1.
23:35The medicine is 1-in-2.
23:37If you do this, you'll go to jail.
23:40I don't want to go to jail.
23:42Boss.
23:43Boss, it's time to go to jail.
23:45Let's go.
23:47What's the matter, brother?
23:48The medicine is 2-in-1.
23:50Hey, take the rope.
23:51Where's the rope?
23:52Outside.
23:53They won't let us go.
23:54Tie the rope.
23:55Tie it.
23:56Tie it.
23:58Tie it.
23:59Don't let them go away.
24:00Tie it.
24:01Tie it.
24:02It's a good idea.
24:03Don't let them go.
24:04Tie it.
24:05Tie it.
24:06Let's go.
24:07The bullet went near the ear.
24:13The medicine is 2-in-1.
24:20How is the potato?
24:22How are you?
24:24I'm fine.
24:25My teeth hurt.
24:26You eat.
24:29My teeth hurt too.
24:30You eat.
24:35You won't eat if I don't eat.
24:36I know.
24:37Give it to me.
24:40Doctor,
24:41I think I need to run more.
24:44Here's half for you and half for me.
24:46I think half is too much for me.
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