00:00Hello, who's this?
00:01Your wife.
00:04What do you mean?
00:05Your wife.
00:08I'm sorry, wrong number.
00:09Hey, don't hang up. Don't try to hang up.
00:13Listen to what I'm saying.
00:17Oh, shit.
00:19Who's this Basu?
00:20If you slap me, I'll propose to you.
00:24What kind of a girl is she?
00:25Basu? Hey!
00:26If I slap you again, I'll propose to you.
00:28Won't you slap me?
00:30Slap me?
00:32If you slap me, I'll propose to you.
00:35Hey, don't talk like that.
00:36Propose to you?
00:37I'll propose to you. Do it again.
00:39Shall I do it again?
00:40Do it again.
00:44I'll give you a fine.
00:45Don't you dare call me a prostitute.
00:47Do you know that I'll be 18 next Friday?
00:49Then I'll marry you.
00:51Even if I'm not 18, I'll definitely be 18.
00:55That's not a fine.
00:57That's a political compromise.
00:58So?
00:59So?
01:00If you do this again...
01:05I'll slap you.
01:06You slap me.
01:09Did you get the number?
01:12Hey, when did you get the number?
01:15Not you.
01:16What kind of question is this?
01:18Can't I manage the number of the person I love?
01:21Your date of birth.
01:23Your energy card.
01:25I've managed everything.
01:27Okay, forget it.
01:28Let's talk about work.
01:31It's raining outside.
01:34Come to my house right now.
01:36What house?
01:37Are you crazy?
01:38Not you.
01:40React before you understand anything.
01:42When I was a kid, I used to watch a movie.
01:44Live Nighters.
01:45Rain in the rain.
01:47My wish was...
01:49I'll rain in the rain with my beloved.
01:52I'll dance.
01:53I'll sing.
01:55Come right now.
01:56Do one thing.
01:57Rent a car from this beach.
01:58Rent it.
01:59Then start your dream.
02:00I'll give you a ride to the beach.
02:02Hang up.
02:26I can see from a distance
02:29How much freedom
02:31How much freedom
02:34I can see the dreams of love
02:37How many more days will go like this
02:41I'm in the sky because you're not here
02:45How many more days will go like this
02:49I'm in the sky because you're not here
02:53How many more days will go like this
02:58I'm in the sky because you're not here
03:24I want you from a distance
03:28That I don't get
03:30How far do I want to go
03:33I want you from a distance
03:36That I don't get
03:38How far do I want to go
03:41I think alone
03:44I want you far away
03:46But if I come back
03:48Who is it?
03:50Who is it?
03:53How many more days will go like this
03:57I'm in the sky because you're not here
04:01How many more days will go like this
04:05I'm in the sky because you're not here
04:09I want you from a distance
04:13That I don't get
04:17Listen to me
04:19How far do I want to go
04:22I want to see you from a distance
04:25How far do I want to go
04:29I want to see the dreams of love
04:32Neha
04:33Hey Neha
04:35Yes mom
04:38What's the matter?
04:39I didn't understand anything
04:42What is this guy?
04:43You decorated your room with his picture
04:47Hey
04:48Don't you read about love?
04:50Are you mad?
04:51No
04:52You don't know this guy
04:54He's an international crush
04:56My crush
04:58Have you seen Pushpa movie?
05:00For potatoes
05:02Oh
05:03I've seen
05:04Is he the guy?
05:06Look
05:07I can't recognize him
05:08Hey listen
05:09Come fast
05:10I've given you food
05:11Come fast
05:13What are you writing?
05:15Why are you
05:17Sorry
05:18You
05:19Can't you read?
05:21Tell me
05:22Dear leader
05:26I can't say this
05:28Whatever you say
05:29I'll accept
05:30I've said it before
05:32I'm saying it now
05:34I'll say it in future too
05:35I love you
05:38The way you talk
05:40I like it
05:41Your
05:42Your
05:43The way you talk to me
05:46I like everything
05:49I had a crush
05:51And because of that
05:53I have to marry you
05:56I'm in love with you
05:59I can say yes
06:03But I don't know how to say no
06:05Save me
06:06Please
06:08Listen
06:10You have to say something today
06:12Whatever you say
06:13I'll say it
06:14From today
06:15He is your groom
06:17If anything happens to him
06:19As a leader
06:21I'll make you understand
06:23I'll leave
06:25My dear
06:26Leader
06:28My dear
06:29My dear
06:30My dear
06:31My dear
06:42Do you have to go?
06:44No
06:45I have to
06:46Why?
06:47Because
06:49My love
06:50Has to be you
06:52Who'll go?
06:54No
06:55I understand
06:56I won't go
06:57Can't I do a good deed?
06:58Won't you let me do a good deed?
07:14I pray to God that you get married soon.
07:16Yes, I pray that we get married soon.
07:19Yes, I pray to God that we get married soon.
07:19Yes, I pray to God that we get married soon.
07:22Hey, what did he say?
07:25He said that he prays to God that we get married soon.
07:30What about Faizul Amir?
07:31What about Faizul Amir?
07:33Come on, let's get married and then we'll get married together.
07:37Before we propose, let's hug.
07:39Let's hug and then propose.
07:42Let's go.
07:43Propose to me.
07:45Propose to me.
07:54Where should I put it?
07:59Propose to me.
08:01If you say one word again and again, I'll...
08:03If you say one word again and again, I'll...
08:03Assalamu alaikum.
08:04Dear friends.
08:06Your dear leader.
08:08Do you know what he is doing?
08:11He is marrying a child like me.
08:15I'm going to be the mother of his child, but he won't pick me up.
08:20You tell me, what should I do?
08:22Should I be picked up at his house?
08:25Of course! Of course!
08:27Of course you should be picked up!
08:29This is different.
08:31If this gentleman doesn't pick up this girl,
08:35I'm telling you as a member of the community,
08:39I will pick her up myself.
08:46Dear elder brother,
08:51I'm not a cheater like Feroz Bhai.
09:15I'm going to be the mother of his child, but he won't pick me up.
09:45Dil hai dance maare tore dekha, tui bharat jhaaje bhora
09:56Dil hai dance maare tore dekha, tur lipstick kone kora
10:01Aar ke jhaadee, aar ke jhaadee
10:06Aay, chali dikhe akon shudhu tamasha gora
10:09Jain aaj kal kau ke bharosa, hudh haath boi jai sab
10:12Exchange dekhe bocha, moshkil gonta kamola gonta aur
10:16Aaj bol mon chaat jai, pare dara bhai kone jamala
10:19Aay, bode re bhai, hudh haath boi jai sab
10:22Exchange dekhe bocha, moshkil gonta kamola gonta aur
10:26Dekhe le tore, tharkan bare, deva tore mone aashin hasho
10:31Shobha wanai chai je toke, dhanai fanai koris na ekho
10:36Aami dube jai, dube dube jol khai, bheshe meshe jai
10:40Tor premate aaj dube dube dube
10:44Dil hai dance maare tore dekha, tui bharat jhaaje bhora
10:49Aar ke jhaadee, aar ke jhaadee
10:54Dil hai dance maare tore dekha, tur lipstick kone kora
10:59Aar ke jhaadee, aar ke jhaadee
11:14Tur mishti choke chauni, korshe hai rani kone kone
11:19Tor baka da te hashi karche udashi, aama yaan mone
11:24Tur mishti choke chauni, korshe hai rani kone kone
11:28Tor baka da te hashi karche udashi, aama yaan mone
11:33Aami dube jai, dube dube jol khai, bheshe meshe jai
11:38Tor premate aaj dube dube dube
11:49Acha, aami duke ekta kath boli
11:51Judiyon ekta risky, kintu kaajal laglo
11:54Ki?
12:03Niha!
12:05Hai Niha!
12:07Tumi aashchu na?
12:08Samosa ki?
12:09Poster dekhso, thai na?
12:10Poster dekhe, aamade dujon ke ek chhate manaise, jono tumi aage propose karte aasho
12:14Dekhlo, aami kata lucky
12:17Faiz Debi?
12:19Faiz Debi mana hai tumhar?
12:21Aamne aashe reputation?
12:23Reputation aamne aashe?
12:24Patte ka dheya na poster lagaise, Faiz Debi churi karche tumi aashone
12:27What the hell is this?
12:30Baat chari churi karche every single time
12:32Ke laga poster ka dheya, chupa, chapa, sabse propose bhi, propose bhi, propose bhi
12:36What the f**k is this?
12:39F**k!
12:46Hai Nisha!
12:49Aami se, aamar reputation ek dhine hai na hai
12:53Ek dhine reputation na hai to
12:56Haseer baatro hoge kisi pure laga aami
12:58Propose, propose, propose, propose, love, love, love, love, love, yeh kul ki?
13:02Bonsai na make diya huma na?
13:05Bhi mansoge aami haath din aaj ka haath doso baddh dokolam
13:07Busta baat doso katar ko lodja phalaisi tumi aamake?
13:09Busta baat doso zani?
13:12Aaj ker par theke, tu laddo shoram theekhe thake
13:17Do that to me!
13:18Thakau!
13:20Aamar chokhe shamne tobaale face dekhao na
13:24Do you understand me?
13:28Go!
13:29Go!
13:30Go!
13:32Stupid!
13:33Aamir Khan
13:38Pulapan baire ekhaar hai aastha bhai
13:40Aamir Khan
13:42Pulapan baire ekhaar hai aastha na?
13:46Pura laga posto chhara hai sa, koi chiri?
13:47Koi chiri?
13:49Koi chiri?
13:51Aamar chokhe par hai?
13:53Bhai shahse hai, reputation?
13:54Bhai shahse hai!
13:58Baira, baira, baira, baira, baira
14:03Baira, baira, baira, baira, baira, baira
14:06Aamakoda basur pali hai aani
14:09Basur
14:23Hello
14:33Hello
15:03Hello
15:04Hello
15:14Ekta mansoori birokti kararata je ek shumai bhalo beshe fel bho
15:20Kakhon ho bojhi din
15:25Mune hoto pagnami
15:29Ek shumai theek hoye jabe
15:34Keto pagnamir peecho na je bhalo basa chilo
15:41Kakhon ho bojhi din
15:49Baita lagse
15:55Sorry
15:58Stupid
16:01Ghumur to shudh kai
16:03Loser
16:27Wait
16:34Will you marry me?
16:58Will you marry me?
17:03Pagnamir karte chahiye
17:07Ek shumai
17:10Direct diya hai
17:13I'm sure you said no
17:19Say yes
17:21Please
17:33Yes
17:39Yes
17:41My dear leader
17:43Yes
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