00:00I don't want to say anything in front of the camera, the first one to come, who has cleaned everything, we should get our hands like this,
00:21full diet, full diet, no rice, no oily food, nothing.
00:25Why can you cheat today, sir?
00:27You can cheat today.
00:28Why?
00:29Because of your wife.
00:30Allah humma.
00:39Hamla ji, we are back with another vlog.
00:45These kids have started to make noise in the morning.
00:48I was sleeping and they woke me up.
00:50Let's go to their class.
00:55They are making noise in the morning.
00:57I was sleeping and you guys are making noise.
01:00Control the kids.
01:01It's time for iftari.
01:02Tell them to go and help their mother.
01:04It's not even 6 o'clock.
01:06It's 6 o'clock.
01:07How are you?
01:08I'm fine.
01:09How are you?
01:10This is my favorite kid.
01:11The most favorite kid here.
01:13The most educated.
01:14What's your name?
01:15Farsal.
01:16And mine?
01:17Tatti bhai.
01:19Tatti bhai is a cute kid.
01:21They are making noise.
01:22Tell the kids that iftari is about to start.
01:24They should go home.
01:25Iftari is about to start.
01:26Let's go home.
01:27Yes.
01:28Let's go.
01:29Let's go.
01:30I have to vlog here.
01:31If you guys keep making noise, how will I vlog?
01:40The kid ran away with the ball.
01:42Tatti bhai ran away with the ball.
01:48Beg them to give you the ball.
01:52The kids are very sharp.
01:54Should I ride your cycle?
01:55Go ahead.
01:56Go.
01:57My turn.
02:05The one who takes the ball from me.
02:07He will get a reward of 5000 rupees.
02:09No.
02:10The game hasn't started yet.
02:14The game hasn't started yet.
02:16My shirt will get torn.
02:17I have only one shirt.
02:20This is too much.
02:23You shouldn't give 5 rupees for such things.
02:25The game hasn't started yet.
02:26The kids are after me like dinosaurs.
02:29Tatti bhai, this is not fair.
02:30You guys are all crazy today.
02:32But tomorrow,
02:33I have to keep a competition.
02:34The winner will get 5000 rupees.
02:36The game hasn't started yet.
02:37Everyone is after me.
02:38This is unfair.
02:40Tomorrow,
02:43You caught me first.
02:44The competition hasn't started yet.
02:45You started hitting me first.
02:47You are also laughing.
02:48This kid is decent.
02:49And this kid is decent.
02:50They are the same.
02:53The twins reminded me.
02:54In yesterday's video,
02:55a lot of people started saying
02:56that this is a fake video.
02:57It's not like that.
03:06I caught you first.
03:07You started hitting me first.
03:08I caught you first.
03:09You started hitting me first.
03:10I caught you first.
03:11You started hitting me first.
03:12I caught you first.
03:13You started hitting me first.
03:14April Fool's Day has started with you guys.
03:16It's April Fool's Day.
03:17I'm not getting married.
03:18Then you guys are also fooled.
03:20Guys, that was an April Fool's Day video.
03:22And a lot of people got confused.
03:24Even after pinning it in my comment,
03:26people are proving that it's fake.
03:28It's obviously fake.
03:29All the acting is fake.
03:30I had to wait for 10 hours for every dialogue.
03:33April Fool's Day,
03:34I don't know.
03:35Every year, April comes.
03:36April Fool's Day,
03:37we have to put up a sign like this.
03:38Two years ago,
03:39we put up a sign for My New Car.
03:40Okay.
03:41The year after that,
03:42we couldn't put up a sign
03:43because we are out of country.
03:44This year,
03:45this idea was actually
03:46some other idea.
03:47Actually,
03:48it wasn't a smart idea.
03:49But the original idea
03:50couldn't be executed
03:51for some reason.
03:52Because of which,
03:53Shut up and get married.
03:57I started wearing sandals
03:58because my sandals got wet.
03:59Someone said that
04:00during my vlog.
04:01The original idea
04:02was a great idea.
04:03But it couldn't be executed
04:04for some reason.
04:05Then, in the state of fasting,
04:06we made it in a hurry.
04:07But it was fake.
04:08There was no reality in it.
04:09There was no reality.
04:10It was totally fake.
04:11Many people got confused.
04:12I told them that
04:13I will tell them.
04:14They don't understand fake.
04:15So, this is the scene.
04:16Mom, did you see the video
04:17that was uploaded yesterday?
04:20It's not good.
04:21I don't want to say anything
04:22in the future like this.
04:23Why?
04:24Don't bring the camera in front of me.
04:25Why?
04:26That's it.
04:27I am telling the truth.
04:28I don't like this situation.
04:29Mom, that's small acting.
04:30People know that
04:31April Fool's Day has come.
04:33I don't like it.
04:34Stop it.
04:35Go.
04:36Mom, this is not acting.
04:37This is natural love.
04:38Natural is a normal thing.
04:40This is not acting.
04:41I don't like it.
04:42Sometimes,
04:43there is a sugar fair.
04:44If I have to prank someone
04:45in the future,
04:46I will have to do
04:47small acting.
04:48No, you won't have to do it.
04:49National Islam will be done.
04:50Otherwise,
04:51no.
04:52I don't want to take
04:53any Oscar award.
04:54Mom told me that
04:55after today,
04:56she doesn't want to act
04:57with me.
04:58Mom, people liked
04:59your acting so much.
05:00They are saying
05:01that you should
05:02stop acting.
05:03It's okay.
05:04People will learn
05:05that mom has
05:06acted for the
05:07first or second time.
05:08That's why
05:09she is upset.
05:10Our plan is
05:11that we have to go
05:12to Sunil Bhai.
05:13He has kept
05:14our Aftari.
05:15We have to go
05:16to him.
05:17Let's go.
05:18Aru has gone
05:19to her mom.
05:20She won't be able
05:21to come.
05:22Let's go.
05:23We are getting
05:24late for Aftari.
05:25Let's go.
05:26Let's go.
05:27Let's go.
05:28Let's go.
05:29How are you?
05:30Aru didn't come.
05:31I had gone
05:32to my mom.
05:33Yes.
05:34Otherwise,
05:35I would have
05:36brought her along.
05:37So, where is
05:38Dua Bhai?
05:39Let's go and
05:40meet him.
05:41Let's go and
05:42meet Sunil Bhai.
05:43Yes, people have
05:44come.
05:45How are you?
05:46Fine.
05:47How are you?
05:48You look
05:49beautiful.
05:50You should
05:51have worn
05:52Shalwar Kameez.
05:53We don't
05:54have Shalwar Kameez.
05:55Who is he?
05:56He looks tall.
05:57How are you?
05:58How are you?
05:59I am fine.
06:00Tabish Bhai
06:01is also with us.
06:02Sunil Bhai,
06:03how are you?
06:04I am fine.
06:05The first person
06:06to come to Aftari
06:07who cleaned everything
06:08and arranged everything
06:09is Ducky.
06:10He didn't
06:11make us believe
06:12that he will
06:13come first.
06:14He threw
06:15the juhi
06:16and said
06:17the fast is
06:18over.
06:19He came after
06:20half an hour.
06:21No, we
06:22came a little
06:23early.
06:24Sunil Bhai,
06:25the arrangement
06:26is beautiful.
06:27He is with us
06:28and the
06:29juicy
06:30kebabs are
06:31being made.
06:32All of us
06:33are sitting
06:34to eat.
06:35We didn't
06:36wake up early.
06:37We are hungry.
06:38I think
06:39we are hungry.
06:40We woke up
06:41early.
06:42Let's go.
06:43Did you
06:44enjoy?
06:45What a
06:46level
06:47of barbeque.
06:48I enjoyed it.
06:49Full diet.
06:50Full diet.
06:51No rice,
06:52no oily food,
06:53nothing.
06:54You can
06:55cheat today.
06:56Why?
06:57Because
06:58I am
06:59not your
07:00wife.
07:01Oh God.
07:02Say it
07:03while eating.
07:04I didn't say
07:05it.
07:06He is
07:07angry.
07:08It's
07:09delicious.
07:10Let's eat
07:11and then
07:12see.
07:13It's a
07:14wedding atmosphere
07:15here.
07:16How is
07:17the
07:18moving
07:19sack?
07:20It's a
07:21sack of
07:22flour.
07:23How are
07:24you?
07:25Thank
07:26you.
07:27Sorry.
07:28Thank
07:29you.
07:30Guys,
07:31please
07:32stay
07:33here
07:34till
07:35the
07:36end.
07:37We
07:38will
07:39come
07:40back soon.
07:41See
07:42you soon!
07:43We
07:44are
07:45also
07:46watching
07:47you!
07:48Bye!
07:49Okay.
07:50Stay
07:51here
07:52until
07:53the
07:54end!
07:55Look at this.
07:55It's getting tight, but I can't get it.
07:56I put my hand down, I didn't get the money.
07:58Now it's done.
07:58Yeah, now it's done.
07:59But I can't even say hello to myself.
08:02He can't even get it.
08:06Are you guys dieting again?
08:08Yes.
08:08Nowadays.
08:09We have to get these bikes after a year.
08:10These won't be thin.
08:1270 kgs.
08:13After a year, the next year will be the same.
08:15What did you say?
08:15What will happen if we don't make a six pack?
08:17If we don't make a six pack, I have to distribute the PS5.
08:19Distribute the PS5.
08:20Distribute it more.
08:20Distribute it more.
08:21Distribute it more.
08:21Distribute it more.
08:22Distribute it more.
08:22Wow.
08:23How do you find these if you need a key urgently?
08:26You can't find it urgently.
08:28Check this out.
08:29It's the big sister of e-tron GT.
08:32What's up?
08:33Tell me, should I buy it or not?
08:34It's the same e-tron GT system.
08:36It's just that there is a Porsche.
08:37After that, things have changed.
08:38The rest is the same.
08:39I'm afraid that when I grow up, I'll also become a YouTuber.
08:43Should we buy it together?
08:44Yes, buy it together.
08:45Sometimes you put it in, sometimes I put it in.
08:46Do this.
08:47The money will also be saved.
08:47Mondays to Fridays are mine.
08:49You take it on the weekend.
08:50Take it out.
08:52How are you?
08:53How are you?
08:54I'm fine.
08:55Brother, I know you pranked me.
08:57I know you pranked me.
08:58You have to buy it on time.
08:59Yes.
09:00Swear to God.
09:01Don't tell anyone that it's fake.
09:03Swear to God.
09:04I'll take a picture with you.
09:05Uncle.
09:07You made fun of my prank like this.
09:09Okay, enjoy.
09:10Okay, Allah Hafiz.
09:11Okay, don't buy this.
09:12Tell me.
09:13Should I buy it?
09:13He is saying that it is for you.
09:14Should I buy it?
09:15Yes, let him buy it.
09:16Give me the money.
09:17This thing.
09:18This is the dream car.
09:20Where is the key?
09:21It's open.
09:22It's open.
09:23It's not locked.
09:24It's not locked.
09:26It's really open.
09:28It's really open.
09:30Seen, leave the e-tron.
09:32This is not for sale.
09:33I can't sell it.
09:34Leave the e-tron.
09:35I'm interested in this.
09:36I'm interested in this.
09:37Brother, my car has reached here.
09:40Let's start.
09:44It's a joke.
09:51I'll show you.
09:54It's on, brother.
09:55I'm getting excited.
09:56It's after a month.
09:57Brother, I'm interested in this.
09:59Leave the e-tron.
10:00I'm interested in this.
10:02Look at its V8 engine.
10:04V8?
10:05It's just 800cc.
10:07It's a big effort to open it.
10:09Did you bring it to open the bonnet?
10:10It's open.
10:14Look at the sticker.
10:15NGK's flag.
10:16Everything is there.
10:17It's running on UPS.
10:19It's running on UPS.
10:22It's running on UPS.
10:23It's running on UPS.
10:34I came to your tug of war vlog.
10:35You sang a 2-minute clip of mine.
10:38The area I used to go to,
10:39the people who used to go to that area,
10:41they used to ask me,
10:42why did you meet me like this?
10:43The people who met me,
10:44my friends, cousins,
10:45they used to ask me,
10:46why did you meet me like this?
10:47I don't have that much fan following.
10:48Oh, your fan following.
10:51Oh, brother's fan following.
10:53Enjoy, brother.
10:55Increase your rate after today.
10:57I mean,
10:58to meet each other.
10:59I mean, if someone calls you,
11:01what's your name?
11:02Ahsan.
11:03If someone says, Ahsan,
11:04come to my house,
11:05you'll charge 500 rupees.
11:06If someone says, Ahsan,
11:07do this work,
11:08you'll charge 500 rupees.
11:09It's done.
11:10Don't waste it.
11:11I'll take a screenshot with you.
11:13Take a screenshot?
11:14Come.
11:15Take a screenshot.
11:16Okay, it's done.
11:17It's done.
11:18Take a screenshot.
11:19Screenshot is here.
11:20Screenshot is here.
11:21Everyone's screenshot is here.
11:22It's done, brother.
11:23Okay, Sneel brother,
11:24take care.
11:25Allah hafiz.
11:26Allah hafiz.
11:27Your seats are good.
11:28Seats are good, right?
11:29Okay, okay.
11:30I'll buy new seats for my car.
11:32Okay, Allah hafiz.
11:33So, guys,
11:34we got rid of this sari.
11:35Now, we're going
11:36to pick up Aroob.
11:37And guys, check this out.
11:38He hasn't removed it yet.
11:39Right now,
11:40my car has
11:41the effects of girls.
11:42I'm telling you,
11:43I don't feel it.
11:44I don't feel like a man
11:45sitting in this car.
11:46A few moments later.
11:47Yes?
11:48Hello.
11:49You didn't come, man.
11:50No, man.
11:51I had a lot of work.
11:52Work?
11:53I see.
11:54You're avoiding me
11:55because you know
11:56that's why you didn't come.
11:57No, you're crazy.
11:58I don't feel like driving.
11:59Sir, I'm tired.
12:00I came in my car.
12:01I came in my car.
12:02I'm tired.
12:03What should I do now?
12:04It's up to you.
12:05Either leave the car here
12:06or follow me.
12:07But you know,
12:08I have to drive at a speed of 200.
12:09And you have to drive
12:10at a speed of 50.
12:11So, you'll reach after an hour.
12:12I'm also very slow.
12:13Come, sit.
12:14Yes, come later.
12:15Someone will come
12:16to pick up the car later.
12:18We've picked up Arub.
12:19Let's go straight home.
12:20And then we'll meet you.
12:21Arub, you didn't take this off.
12:23This black thing.
12:24It bothers me a lot
12:25while driving.
12:26Shut up, sir.
12:27Look at this too.
12:28It's shining.
12:29It's shining.
12:30What's this?
12:31It's so cute.
12:32It's really shining.
12:33Yes, yes.
12:34Arub, what's this?
12:35How is it shining?
12:36It's sparkling.
12:37I put it on top of this.
12:38There's a pearl on it.
12:39Look.
12:40There's a pearl on it too.
12:41It's so cute now.
12:42Let's go straight home.
12:43Let's go.
12:49We're back home.
12:50It's okay.
12:51And we got a gift.
12:52What's inside this?
12:54It's a Ferrari shirt.
12:55It's a Ferrari shirt.
12:56And that too, XL.
12:57They knew it was your shirt.
13:00This is mine.
13:01Let's see what's inside.
13:02I'll open it.
13:03You rascal.
13:04I'll open it.
13:05I wish it's something useless.
13:07Sweets.
13:08You were on a diet.
13:09Don't you dare eat sweets.
13:10Let's see what sweets are there.
13:11I'm on a diet.
13:12I won't eat.
13:14We got a gift.
13:15I'll end the vlog here.
13:16We're back home.
13:17Like and subscribe.
13:18Press the bell icon.
13:19Join the Ducky5 Vlog gang.
13:20Don't forget to subscribe.
13:22Press the bell icon too.
13:23We're going to have 7 million subscribers.
13:25Then 8 million.
13:26Then 9 million.
13:27Your love has increased to 10 million.
13:29I've become naked.
13:30Sir, people take you seriously.
13:32Okay.
13:33I'm kidding.
13:34And you too took people seriously.
13:35You made them buy guns.
13:36I tolerated one gun.
13:37Now you did something like this.
13:39I'm really leaving you.
13:42If I tell people that I'll be naked in 10 million,
13:44they'll subscribe to me.
13:45You don't understand.
13:46Then subscribe to me like this.
13:49I'm kidding.
13:50We're not going to be naked.
13:51We got a sugar mill like this.
13:52Seriously.
13:53If you think we're going to be naked in 10 million,
13:54tell us in the comments.
13:55Ducky, you're going to be naked.
13:56You don't have to do this.
13:57Let's start.
13:58I had 6 million subscribers.
13:59People give me daily reminders.
14:00That you're not getting bald.
14:01Don't do it now.
14:02Don't do it now.
14:03Okay.
14:04Like and subscribe.
14:05Press the bell icon.
14:06Join the Ducky5 Vlog gang.
14:07We'll get another sugar mill in 10 million.
14:09We'll get you married again.
14:10In 10 million.
14:15I'm kidding.
14:16Like and subscribe.
14:17Press the bell icon.
14:18Join the Ducky5 Vlog gang.
14:19We'll get another sugar mill in 10 million.
